"DESERT LIFE!!!", edition!>Motorcycle tips and tricks>rip sef, gn & gaymoo>cb500 leg legion headquarters association>Y A M A H A>Motorcycle pics, wembos, and streamies>anime is irremediable gay>except for Bak>countersteering filters the nobike>Motorcycle and Whiskey Pairing Advice>ATGATT>STICKY(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): >>23526953 #>FAQ(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): https://pastebin.com/xu560p4qlinks>https://msf-usa.org>https://cycle-ergo.com/>https://superbikeschool.com>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets>banned for your opinions/report the toxic t/o/urists>https://www.4channel.org/feedbackMandatory viewing>A Bíblia das Curvas de autoria (TOTW2) by Keith Codehttps://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU>Street Smarts leading edge (outdated) safety video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG6MRIVtZg>bakhttps://9anime.to/watch/bakuon.z1nm/ep-1MEET, FIGHT and FUCK!>(New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added):https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1oTvWWrLIUa0wWsds9QQdGmsYzFVYnyxsPrevious thread: >>28729871
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>>28730803huh, interesting he's able to get a full sized cot and a heavy cast iron man onto his bikebut some faggot told me thats not possible and you must sleep on the gravel to truly enjoy nature and get a feeling for the great outdoorsoh also spread bear shit on your face to stop them tracking you despite bears not being present in northern wales
>>28730812That's not a fullsized cot. That's a camp cot
I fail to see how camping with a bike is any less a form of camping... If anything, you're further from home than you normally would be no?
>>28730813>its not full sized its only 6ft long with 1.5 foot legs instead of 3 boot legs>>28730805https://www.tiktok.com/@elliscanvastents/video/7443980362373532959
>>28730815NOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE MODCONS OR COMFORTSYOU MUST TURN YOUR BIKE ON ITS SIDE AND SLEEP UNDERNEATH ITYOU CANNOT HAVE ANYTHING GOOD OR NICE TO CAMPYOU CANNOT CAMP IN SITESYOU MUST GO TO THE ALASKAN BUSH AND EAT ROCKS FOR DINNER
>>28730819>tiktokthey didn't use those on horses dipshit, maybe with a buggy.And correct, it's not full sized cot because it can be broken down more and is more compact. That's literally the difference between "fullsized" and "campcot"
>>28730821>they didn't use those on horses dipshit, maybe with a buggy.
>>28730820Dude, you are such a pussy, what do you ride?
>>28730823>what do you ride?your mother.
>>28730820>use your lying flat idling bike as a blanket in the tundraHardcore.
>>28730820Cant be camping unless you're almost dead i guess?
>>28730822What???? How is that moving the goal posts? Yeah obviously if you attach an entire trailer to something you'll be able to take whatever you like.
>>28730815What do you carry whilst camping?I have plans to ride The Great Ocean Road soon but I was intending on staying in motels but they're pretty expensive so if I can save some money by camping then I'll consider it.So what else do I need besides a tent?
>>28730830shark repellent
>>28730830Good sleeping bag, sleeping pad, tools, water, towels, wet weather gear, bug repellant, sunscreen.If you're just roadside camping you probably don't need cookware and stuff.
>>28730830Hooker cash.
>noooooo you cant pack a cot and a tent onto your bike >it'll be too heavy>you'll sleep too nice>the bears will eat you total american death
>>28730830>>28730833Or you can go the hammock route. Never tried it, but looks cool.
>>28730835Just get the cot then already, stop complaining.
>>28730833>towelsThis raises the issue of being able to bathe and I NEED a hot shower every morning so I guess I'll be paying for motels if I can't find any caravans sites. Thanx tho.
>>28730830>>28730837Do recommend a good hammock. They will go far and are so small.
>>28730840The towels are good for wet weather and condensation in the morning. Helps keep the tent and gear dry.Most underrated piece of equipment if you ask me.>I NEED a hot shower every morningNah, you get used to not showering pretty quick.
>>28730840>I NEED a hot shower every morninggo away for a weekend and try just cleaning your face and hands with baby wipesif you can handle that, you can handle a week of no shower>>28730837theres a few euro guys that do that while train hoppingbut theyre all like 50kilo "males", dont think a hammock could handle the average actual male
>>28730815That your bike? That's a nice photo.
>>28730848My friends bike, i always carry my mirrorless with me when I ride and take pics of all bikes i see while I'm out.
Goddamnn pussy ass bongstanians in here 'plainin bout not havin the godamnn kitchen sink with em so they can wash their damn sissy balls every night before bed
>>28730850>replaces the pipes>doesnt replace the can itselffor what purpose
>>28730844>you get used to not showering pretty quick>>28730845>you can handle a week of no showerI can only shave my legs in a hot shower tho so motels it is. Also, you boys are gross.
>>28730855you will never be a woman
I'll never own an Agusta Brutale :(
>>28730855You know the rules lady. post em
I was thinking one of these things. They apparently fold up real nice. forceatt 2 person tent (not my image btw amazon just has tons of people who use this one for motocamping)
>>28730855>only shave my legs in a hot showerhave you considered just not shaving for a couple of days?also, rule 1
>>28730854i don't make up the rules man.. its not my bike i just took pictures of it
>>28730857Shhh, you'll summon angry Italian-bike hating anon
>>28730861oh youre spicsmakes sense
>>28730853Showering is more than simply just cleaning. For me it's part of the waking up process and I simply can't start my day without a hot shower. Like coffee.Plus, I have an auto-immune disease that causes my joints and muscles to stiffen up over night so I need to soak my body in hot water to loosen up. Shaving is also easier in a shower then leaning over a sink.
>>28730859the reddit mobile
>>28730855its true, living like cavemen is a unique male experiencethat's why I only want TALL tents, T A L L
>>28730867I didn't even see his sticker, I thought it was an alien from the thumbnailWhat anime characters are those
you couldnt POSSIBLY fit one of these on a bike
43cm? 4.3kg?impossible to carry, youd have to be riding a goldwing or maybe driving a small pickup like an f450
>>28730864This platform never changes
Desert riding SZN
>>28730855>>28730840may I suggest a shower tent?no really, it's a tent you shower in. A little extra baggage and some water = you're good to go with showers for a weekend.hot water would be the hardest part but most camping sites have places you can get lots of water.
>>28730877absolute state of those tyresdo you mexican boys just bike bikes to take pictures with? probably less than 10miles on all those tyres combined
>>28730880sorry anon, the hardcore american campers say thats too much comfort - you can only shower with boiling water from your jetstove kettle, and use a cactus as a loofah
finally not a nobike
>>28730885Brother How've'you've Been
>>28730881>Not even Hispanic
>>28730891i can smell the horchata from here hombre
>>28730885congrats anon she's a beaut
>>28730880>and some waterI need a 20+ minute HOT shower to soak my body and clean my bits because imagine smelling a woman's snatch after she's been 'camping' for a week.
>>28730894Do love some horchata though.
>>28730898ohthen I guess you're just limited to campsites that have public utilities but that's not too limiting, there are places along even the BDR that were like that. they list if public showers and bathrooms are available on any trail app or state park website. Then you can just bring whatever tent you want.
>>28730898>imagine smelling a woman's snatch after she's been 'camping' for a week.and biking, in full leathers, in 20c+ temps oh my, please dont threaten me with a good timelike other anon said, lots of campsites will have running water, and warm water at thatyou might end up having to pay for it tho lmao!
>>28730902>>28730904OK, so a tent, condoms, cigarettes & lighter. What else will I need?
>>28730866>and I simply can't start my day without a hot shower. Like coffee.Post your bike so I can hate it
>>28730908me ;)
>>28730889thanks
>>28730885whoa nice choicuuu
>>28730871I had a tipi tent once, those things suck. The second you're in an area where you can't stick 20 pegs into the ground you have to start wasting time getting all creative and shit.
>>28730876That's literally the make and model I told you that you could probably get away with.
>>28730918sounds like a low iq problem
>>28730908foodwet wipesmore wet wipes plastic bags (these are intensely helpful)towels2 days of clothesdry rations that won't constipate, this is importantand a container for water/coffee/tea. Tea is superior for regularity but coffee is how 99% of us old fucks can even function in the morning.something like this: https://www.amazon.com/INFOOD-2-5L-Camping-Kettle-Set/dp/B0D6RTBBZDroll all of this into a ball and balance it on the back of your baiku. the better you are at unrolling and rolling it back up, the better camper you are.
>>28730921Hey man you go ahead, but I'm just saying there's basically no upside to them.
>>28730884>jetstoveI think all those little stove things are skill copes. Just start a fire instead.
>>28730885DOKTOR
>>28730908just look up some camping youtuber, or motocamping youtuberfind someone 40+see what their setup is, steal it and adapt bring more underwear and socks than you think you'll need
>>28730922I plan on buying food and coffee so all I really need is clothes, toiletries and towels, plus a tent and my smokes ofc.What are the plastic bags for?
>>28730931cozy
>>28730935>What are the plastic bags for?Seperation. Dirty clothes, wet clothes, dry clothes, dry towels, wet towels. They take up no space and are super useful.
>>28730908Sleeping bag and sleeping pad
>>28730939I wear the same riding gear every day so the only clothes I'll need to change are my base layer shirt and socks (I never wear underwear). so I guess I'll bring a few plastic bags with me. Thanx for tip.
>>28730946When you're on your period you bleed right on your pants?
>>28730943+1 Thanx for reminding me.>tent>sleeping bag & pillow>clothes>plastic bags>cigarettes & lighter>drinking water>prescription medsThat outta do it.
>>28730922>>28730908OH ALMOST FORGOT! You want at least 1-2 20+ foot ropes. You can combine this into a self-rescue kit like the Z-Drag self rescue kit from green chilie ADV if you're actually a tiny woman and not LARPing as one. https://greenchileadv.com/products/gcag-z-drag-recovery-systemYou want a sturdy rope to hang anything perishable and sweet-smelling like your toothpaste, mouthwash, perfume, deodorant, etc. That attracts bears. You want to hang these things at least 50 feet away from your actual tent in a big ball. The Z-Drag is great for that because it's not just a rope system but also a way to pull your bike free if you ever get stuck anywhere. Here's a demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTiuFJzwu7c>>28730935You always want a FEW rations on you, and for good reason: You could be stuck in a place or in a mood where you don't want to get on your bike and go to the store. This happens a bunch when camping: You're in your tent, it's late, you just set everything up. Do you disassemble the parts needed to free your bike and go to the store? Or do you just eat some granola and go to bed? You will thank me later if you pack at least a couple rations and some way to make tea.>>28730946>Plastic BagsSeparation, yeah what he said. If you get wet clothes or used towels, you don't want them touching your normal stuff. When you change your clothes, you don't want to put your moldy, rotting wet clothes into your dry clothes. Even if it's for a few hours, they can contaminate your good stuff.
>>28730953also forgot>toiletries
>>28730914 ment for >>28730897
>>28730953>& pillowNo, just use your hoodie or other clothes as a pillow.And you still need a sleeping pad.
What is your favorite photo of your bike anon? Bonus points if you got a sentimental one to share with the class.This is mine, but I wish I was able to find a better red leaf maple tunnel to truly engulf it in crimson.
>>28730959>you still need a sleeping pad.Pretty sure my dad has an inflatable mattress that I can borrow and I already carry a compressor for punctures so thanx for tip.
>>28730955>your toothpaste, mouthwash, perfume, deodorant, etc. That attracts bears.kek, dude. There are no bears along the Great Ocean Road in Australia because there are no bears in Australia. We have kangaroos and koalas n shiet.
>>28730955Ropes and she might as well get better tent pegs than whatever come with the tent she gets. Superior aluminum or steel pegs are cheap and a big life improvement when setting stuff up.
>>28730955>You always want a FEW rations on youGood advices thank you. I plan on carrying a bunch of bananas and muesli bars and protein balls with me for times when I want to stop and have a rest while enjoying the view and maybe taking a pic of my bike while munching on a banana. Every time I eat a banana I feel slightly gay.
>>28730966Oh, I missed that part that this is in Australia. honestly you have so much other deadly shit in Australia that tying thing up still seems like a good idea.
>>28730922All you need is a gun, sleeping bag, and tools.
>>28730955wow mister! you must really love camping.
>>28730956toilet paper
>>28730976I have made lots of very silly mistakes
>>28730980girls don't poop
Make sure to try out your setup before heading out too.
>>28730983And you've learned from them and now you're sharing your wisdom with /dbt/ and me and for that I'm very grateful.I didn't even have to suck your dick or anything either, so thanx dude.
>>28730984They have to wipe after they pee
>>28730973>Every time I eat a banana I feel slightly gay.That's how you know they're working
>>28730993that's what white men's tongues are for
>>28730991hope it's helpful, I keep preaching the benefits of having self-rescue systems but I think everyone in /dbt/ just thinks I'm a pussy for having them lol
>>28731002It's useful knowledge for when the zombie apocalypse comes and we're all forced to live like mad max.
>>28730961>RC51I've always wanted one.. how is it?Prob not my best but one of my favorite of my current. We are into winter near me so i can't get anymore quality nature shots.
>>28730996wild bananas are square but jews made commercial bananas phallic to make white men gay
Bananas are a conspiracy by Big Kong. We all know who's to blame for that.
>>28731000
>>28730955>at least 1-2 20+ foot ropes. You can combine this into a self-rescue kit like the Z-Drag self rescue kitshut up retard
>>28731022Yeah this. You need more like 5 sets of 15+ foot ropes in various sizes, colors, and materials. You can make anything out of that and get yourself out of any situation.
>>28731009I have a 03' SP2, which still has the SP1 iconic colorway. I will admit I have NOT mastered the machine but have a solid amount of experience to critique it objectively.Objectively, as a motorcycle enthusiast who is on the taller side (6'1) it's hands down my favorite machine of all time. I've been on gsxrs, r1s, cbrs, vfrs, crusiers, dirt bikes, etc and none of them hit me like the RC has. Tight chassis, deceptively narrow overall, NOT a torture rack to ride (with a sargent seat admittedly) the torque is always there which makes pulling out of corners a dream. It's not a scalpel like a fireblade but rather a chainsaw. Once you have momentum going it just will not stop getting to work. Is has a very Predictable powerband and I say this as a good thing. With only 10k rpms to work with, you truly awaken the V twin around 4-5k rpm. The trunk is a nice touch too for everyday life. If you are wide in the chest physically then it might be uncomfortable without bar adjustment. The OEM cannons on the tail are objectively BAD though. They weigh 10 pounds EACH and it really fucks with the handling dynamics so swap it out with a lighter setup and it transforms. I have a reverse shift setup on mine by borrowing a 5th gen VFR800fi's shift lever and it's been a treat. Reliable as hell, parts aren't too bad to source excluding OEM body parts or fancy bits like Sato or Ladybird parts. Very easy to work on, I only wish I didn't have a hydraulic clutch. I would much prefer a cable clutch. All of that aside, very fun, it's fast but not European nu-slop bike fast, it will eat up your tire budget though so keep that in mind for long term ownership. Overall, solid bike. Would highly recommend one IF you fit the ergonomics of the machine. If you're short or fat or have a very wide chest then I suggest against it.
>>28731022>>28731029No, stop, don't try setting up your own kit. Just use a Z-Drag self rescue kit that's pre-made and won't tangle. If you set up a bunch of ropes and think you're going to be able to just slap them together in an emergency situation you're going to end up fucked.
>>28731037CBT in the woods
faggot
>>28731034>Would highly recommend one IF you fit the ergonomics of the machineI've always wanted to ride one before I buy one but nobody over here has one (that will let me ride it). 100% certain that it would be a second bike for me. My heart belongs to the SuperDuke. Cant beat that torque.
>>28731038Yeah, this. You think tent ropes are a bitch to untangle? Now picture that you brought along 5+ 15 or 20 foot ropes and you think you're going to put together little boyscout knots in the middle of the night. You're not. Get a $150 pre-made kit like this out of high-tension straps, combine it with a couple of 20 feet ropes so you can use them as general purpose camping tiedowns, and be done with it.
>>28731045alternatively you could just sleep in a hotel and not have to carry a fuckton of ropes
>>28731045CBT on the boyscouts?
>>28730900great pics bro
>>28731047You should carry a Z-Drag system even if you don't camp in the woods. You want a self-rescue system for you and your bike in case you>drop it on uneven terrain>get trapped in the mud>It tumbles down a hill side over side>you get trapped under it >you need to lift the bike to replace a tube>you need to steady the bike to cross slopes>assist the bike up an incline If you're out traveling, alone, no camping required, you need some way to carry the weight of the bike across an obstacle, and the best way to do it is with a recovery system.You also want something that is fast to deploy. I know you can buy a $50 kit on amazon but idk if I trust that because it doesn't look like it's a fast take-it-out-and-use-it ordeal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm_7MX5U7vUIf you want to take the time to prepare pic related, you better not be doing it on the trail with ropes you just have scattered in your pack. You want something that can set up ASAP.
>>28731048always has been
>>28731043It's riding position is similar to a fuel injected CBR but a little less Shrimp Crunch in the back so your back isn't quite as hunched over. If I had to only have 1 bike it'd be the RC for sure.
>>28731050Thanks man>>28731059I've been on an 07 cbr1k, a 08 cbr600rr, and an 04 zx10r, not sure how my back would like another daily sport bike.
>retard watches 1 video about someone doing something retarded and getting their bike stuck>now thinks its a common problem everyone encounters on a daily basisfuck off nobike retardgo shill your retard videos somewhere else
>>28731056I dumped my KLR on a trail and had to crank it out with a ratchet strap while fuel was leaking from the gas cap.Not fun.
>>28730804thats a big hog
>>28730855why would you need to shave your legs on a motercycle trip trannie
>>28731070It sure isn't.
>>28731070It was fun though doing stupid things with a unsuitable bike.
>>28731068You fucking retard, it's a demonstration video. Oh right, you don't camp or ride bikes so you've never been in a situation where you need to unstuck a bike and you're alone.
>>28731056>>28731068>>28731070>>28731078>>28731080IF YOU CAN'T LIFT YOUR BIKE ONTO YOUR SHOULDERS AND CARRY IT BACK ONTO THE TRAIL YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES
>>28731079It's what bikes are for, no?big-ass KLR stomping through the woods like bigfoot
>>28731083bmw "riders"
>>28731084Yeah she loved it but that was my first time off the street.I need to become a better rider.
>>28731086indeed
>>28731070>>28731056I actually have considered if it wouldn't be worth it putting one of these little electric motor winches in my pack. It just needs a little electric drill, and honestly you should probably have one anyway
>>28731080why would an australian woman going on a road tour need a guide on how to get her bike out of deep american mud and snow?neck yourself>>28731083this but uniornicallydont ride something youre not capable of carrying or at least 2manning out of a roadside ditch
>>28731068what is "doing something retarded" though? that's half of the time you're out in the woods on a motorcycle in the first place. What's your plan B? just lay out in the woods and die?
>>28731092Oh sorry I think that one's a Tiger or something.EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME BMW ADVENTURE VIDEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFO8Wt2_PhE
>>28731097if youre so careless with your bike that you need to carry 40 metres of rope to be able to winch yourself out of a pitmaybe you should reconsider your riding style
>>28731096>why would an australian woman going on a road tour need a guide on how to get her bike out of deep american mud and snow?I'm guessing you can't find australia on a map and don't realize most of it is miles and miles and miles and miles and miles of just pic related. if you drop your bike over one of these berms, you're fucked. Good luck ever getting it back on the road. It's shin-deep sand on either side of this road.again you're clearly a retard so I don't expect you to get it.
>>28731103>if youre so careless with your bike that you need to carry 40 metres of rope to be able to winch yourself out of a pitso your plan B really is just 'lay down and die'awesomehope it happens to you someday.
>>28731105>road tour>posts dirt tracksand once again, you prove yourself retarded by posting a landscape with 0 trees or suitable rocks for winching off ofretard
>>28731093I'm gonna start carrying a come along instead of the ratchet strap.Ill bet it'll be the same weight as that winch albeit more bulk.
>>28731107>and once again, you prove yourself retarded by posting a landscape with 0 trees or suitable rocks for winching off ofThere's literally a fucking guardrail in that picture you actual blind shitbrain. Also rocks, also bushes, also an entire fucking berm on either side of the road. Maybe you are just too stupid to be going on one of these adventures.
>>28731106youre retardedlearn to ride
>the gormless KTM shitter is backoh boy i sure didn't like having threads full of cool discussion instead of someone who rides the equivalent of a kids tricycle proclaiming everyone who isn't him has no bike.
>>28731110>y-you dont need trees to get unstuck>y-you can get unstuck on a bush >y-you'll have road-side guard rails when you fall over in a forestquite literally, kill yourself.you have never ridden a bike, you have never camped in your lifeyou are a retarded gremlin who deserves nothing more than a bullet to the base of your skull.
>>28731112>youre retardedt. retard who grand plan if his bike gets a flat is to light it on fire and shoot himself
>he's even using the same "goalpost moving" image he posts when he gets his ass btfoKTM nigger at least change your filenames.
>>28731082i see no bbw????
>>28731115>>y-you'll have road-side guard rails when you fall over in a forest>a forest from >>28731107>and once again, you prove yourself retarded by posting a landscape with 0 trees or suitable rocks for winching off ofwhen there's literally multiple viable objects to winch off of.just admit you're a blind imbecile instead of posting pictures of what you're doing right now: moving the goalpost because you said something retarded like 'there's a landscape with ZERO THINGS TO WINCH OFF OF'. You should have a recovery system when road touring too, btw.
>>28731117>all instances of this image were used AGAINST the KTM retardnice falseflag, leaffaggot
>>28731117You talking about this fag?Or did he die?
>>28731122>1 month ago guess your ban expired.
>>28731082hope you brought 200 metres of rope, otherwise you'll never be able to get your bike out of that trail!!!
>>28731124no he got banned, multiple times.
>>28731029Holly sharp edges.
>>28730796Kys desperate faggot
>>28731121>You should have a recovery system when road touring too, btw.now I know youre trolling >doesnt have a recovery method>breaks her collar bone>bike falls on her>in the middle of fucking nowhere africa>still able to be rescued https://youtu.be/PbqQqh2nyJE?t=638youre a retard and cant, and dont, ride.
>>28731115You sure are mad
>>28731128for shitposting exactly like what he's doing right now and filling several threads with his asshurt because he said something retarded and got rightfully told off for it
>>28731125reading comprehension >used AGAINSTkeyword against, not by
>>28731128lolwonder what got him banned. I know he was obnoxious but I don’t recall him doing anything technically bannable like doxx or nsfw or whatever
>>28731132>You should have self-recovery>N-no but this one time in africa someone didn't die when she should have purely because of luck and that means you never need self recovery ever Now I get to use this image against you. I hope you're smart enough to get why.
>>28731138These smaller boards have mods that dgaf and will ban you for being annoying.
>>28731138>I don’t recall him doing anything technically bannableessentially avatar faggingposting himself breaking the lawendless samefagging endless "trolling" (pretending to be retarded)endless spamming
>>28731137sure sure, guess your ban expired>>28731138he WILL get frustrated enough to just start spamming the thread. notice the off-topic greentext he's already starting to repeat and stammer? he'll get to the point he's making 30 posts an hour. this is how he copes.
>>28731142falseflagging leaffaggot
>>28731135Oh nvm yeah Iol his asshurt was truly legendary So was his commitment to posting and replying to every single post that obliquely referred to him Bet he still can’t wheelie haha shitProbably out there serving his ban thinking how he’s gonna own all of the thread regulars when he gets back Fucking leaffag, *sips*
>>28730955>>28730922
>>28731132what the fuck does this prove? this is just saying she should have had one. her beating the odds doesn't mean she couldn't have really used one. damn you're fucking stupid.
>>28731139are you dumb, or just retarded?
>>28731145>>28731147Who's the leaffag?
>>28731149Go camping my man, it's fun. You learn so many things from it. It's so much better in-person than it is in Japanese cartoons.
>>28731152read >>28731121I accept whatever your concession is worth. You're a blind retard who posts a reason someone should have self-recovery and thinks this is a reason no one should have it.
>>28731154canadian faggot with a ktm390adventure who appeared during the summer and would shit up every thread, while staying awake for 30+ hours just shitposting (probably on meth) had an opinion on absolutely everything, and was convinced his opinion was right and that everyone else is just trolling because he (with 1 year riding experience) knows more than anyone posting here
#drama
>>28731156>g-go read my other redditspaced postwhy dont you carry 4 spare tyres in your car in case you run over a nailboard?retard
BTW another thing I learned recently: get a bike jack. >I can lift my own bike! It doubles as a bike lift and fits in any toolbag. It's great.
>>28731160cars come with a spare tire tho
>>28731160I ride with a spare tube and tire, so this probably sounded smarter in your micro-brain.
>>28731162>tireand there we have it
>>28731161my bike has a centre stand
>>28731164I don't get it
>Cars coming with spares is totally indian and reddit, brocan the ktm nigger just get banned again? this is just getting sad.
>>28731164More white people spell it tire than tyre. Visit any tire store projecting shitskin
>>28731166I have one with one without. With, then yeah, maybe don't need it as much but without- it's a lifesaver
>>28731161These are pretty neat. Good for dualsports that don't have centerstands.
>carsthis is a bike general
>>28731172You should be quiet
>>28731157His buddy is the OP, it's why weve had the same fucking thread every day for the past year baked early as fuck every single day for a fucking year. I'm starting to think he wrote a script to monitor the thread and it just prompts him to solve a captcha when it's time. Rip indian anon.
>now youre doing the classic reddit thing of intentionally misrepresenting the pointKTM nigger tried to make some epic gotcha own over 'spares' using his limited grasp of english and still failed because that's proper english.do you see why you keep getting banned? you're going to be malding at 30 posts a minute soon, each one degrading your ability to talk or make a point faster than the last.
almost 200 responses in under 2 hours!!! WTF GOING ON LMAO
implying arrowline(space)linearchetypal leaffaggot postyou have revealed yourselfyou are about half of the posts in this threadyou are a leafyou are retarded
>>28731174you're right, we should talk about baikus
i just want to ride my bike and be happy
>last thread it was "you cant bring anything good camping">this thread its "you need a winch to ride off road"what retarded topic will he forcefully inject into the next thread?
>>28731185get to know me, anon, and you'll soon learn that i'm always right.
>>28731183if you know, you know.
>>28731186>and be happyThe problem is everything that makes you happy is gay as fuck and that's my problem.
>>28731177>I'm starting to think he wrote a scriptI thought that too. It seems like everytime the thread hits around 310 it makes a thread.It's really annoying because we used to have more interesting OP's(Embed)(Embed)(Embed)(Embed)(Embed)
>>28731187my hot cum
>>28731190sucking dicks isn't gay tho. it's just a brojob between bros.
>>28731187To be fair, some retarded anon was wanting to bring a fullsized cot and tipi tent for his camp.
>>28731187>this thread its "you need a winch to ride off road"I mean you should. You should have at least several ratchet-straps and tie-downs
>>28731189LMAO
all i'm sayin' is that this #drama wouldn't happen in a scooter general thread
>>28731196that'd be lighter and take up less space than the red BMW guy with the huge saddlebag
>>28731189Who tho
>>28731197I watch those videos and the system seems to work really well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_mX2zaU0-sIf I were going deep innawoods I'd want this setup.
>>28731204(((him)))
>>28731202How? A cot is just an addition. It doesn't replace anything, it just takes up space.
>>28731191>It's really annoying because we used to have more interesting OP'sIts literally the soul of the thread, it used to evolve based on the most recent memes and thread happenings, multiple cunts used to bake. Now it has just turned into stale copy paste (You) farm for this disgusting newfaggot, A FUCKING YEAR, ALL TIMES OF THE DAY. Everything is turning soulless cars, bikes, media, it happened to dbt too.
>>28731202>>28731196Yeah I don't see the big deal in bringing big tents. The worst part is packing/unpacking them. But once they're packed you just have to deal with the bulk. They aren't heavy at all. Most of them fit into packs that are absolutely lighter than even your average baggie.
>>28731205What are the evolutionary benefits of going deep innawoods? I always thought that civilizations were evidence of advancement.
>>28731204Kill yourself you desperate chamelion tranny faggot, how's the thread stale on post 1 every day for a fucking year. Go ahead change it up now you desperate chamelion insectoid faggot.
>>28731212What are the evolutionary benefits of posting some stupid fucking bullshit on the internet.
Fill out the form
>>28731216>meh. i don't know but here's a funny anecdote instead
>>28731205Those kinds of setups are great because they're soft. Rounded edges + straps = you can stuff it anywhere. I have one from green pepper ADV and honestly I could put it in my back pocket if I wanted to. The utility and safety is too great to not have it.>>28731212this song should explain everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0
>>28731218No one knows anything anon. Nothing has a reason and nothing makes sense but you just gotta do what makes you happy.
>>28731204honda sleighhonda sleigh
>>28731213lol what? Meds bruh, pronto.
>campingyo my homeboy be pretendin he don't got no home again.
>>28731221if i did what makes me happy i'd be in jail for sex offenses
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>28731225zased
>>28731224>3rd worlder can't understand campingHeh, classic
>>28731224It's good to pretend in case it really happens.
>>28731207>>28731211>>28731202schizoid napkin math, but basically the dimensions would line up that you could have that cot and/or tent tied on top of your bag if you were running the same sw-motech as redbmwguyit might be a bit heavy, but seething over someone wanting to strap that to their bike is a bit retardedbut i suppose anons will seethe at anything and always be contrarians
>>28731226Saturday night on /dbt/. Too cold and icey to ride and none of us have gf's so we have to post on 4chan.
>>28731229no, no, you don't understand. camping in australia means being eaten alive by insects and reptiles. it's not ""fun"". it's suicide!
>>28731232now this is the math i come to these threads fordesu I've seen a lot worse, i've seen full size 5 person coleman tents in big balls on ATVs bigger than the cargo rack snagging trees and limbs as it bounces down the trail
>>28731237Like 1/4 of all the motocamping content on youtube is set in Australia
>>28731235i have bike gfs
>>28731231that's why i pretend i'm a girl
>>28731232>>28731238also, to think thats just on a sports bikeyou could probably fit that whole cot inside the pannier of a 1250GSA, AfricaTwin or PanAmerican - real advdad shit
So basically motocamping has two paths.Lightweight, mobile, uncomfortable sleepingor Heavyweight, less mobile, more comfortable sleeping
>>28731251i dont think either version is more/less mobile especially when you camp in safe places, since you can just leave your tent during the day to go around ridingbut yeah, the more comfort you want the heavier it'll be (marginally)
>>28731251just take heroin and don't sleep
>>28731230I ain’t even jewish bruh, what are you on?
hey boys, let's go camping like brokeback mountain!
>>28731251>>28731254Actually I forgot the best pro of lightweight camping. The setup/take down speed.I almost got caught when I was camping and slept in by some oil pipeline stuff but I was able to rip everything down and throw it on the bike in under 5 minutes.>>28731255That's true.
>>28731268>5 minutesare you old or fat? breaking down camp shouldnt take that long
>>28731268Why is your sky this colour?
>>28731270First, I said under 5 minutes, I didn't have a stopwatch. Bitch.Second, try waking up and being ready to take off in under 5 minutes.Maybe we should do a time trial tomorrow. Thoughts?What does your usual camp setup look like?>>28731275It's just hazy. Sometimes it's like that.
>>28731277>try waking up and being ready to take off in under 5 minutesit takes me at least six minutes to apply my makeup
246 posts in what, an afternoon? wtf is going on you girls still fighting?give it a rest and post bikes
>>28731120She's right there, in the middle of the photo
>post bikesbut my bike isn't a bike
>>28731286This is me and my bike.
>>28731297guy in pic is definitely not heterosexual
>>28731315genuine projection
My helmet visor won't stay up when I'm riding. As soon as I get to about 60 km/h it drops down automatically which pisses me off. How do I fix this?
>>28731315youd be surprised, japs love homo vibes for their ads
>>28731321buy a schuberth
>>28731323I do'nt see any open face options.
>>28731321bump!would it help if i said i want to go camping?
>>28731327c5 is flip, the closest youre gonna getand iirc only them and shoei make flips that stay up at high speed
>>28731293scooters ARE BIKES
>>28731333based
>>28731333trips never lie!
>>28731331I don't need or want another modular helmet. I just want my visor to stay up when I want it to.
>>28731321that's what happens when you leave your helmet out of refrigeration for too long
>>28731346only 2 helmets on the market do that
>>28731349name them!
>>28731349schuberth c5, and some shoei model that idk
>>28731360thanx. i'll start my journey through the pages of google searching for the right shoei to buy on black friday.
>>28731322>definitely hetero
What trauma kit are ye packing?
>>28731333let them seethe
>>28731373>HE DOESNT PACK ANY MEDKITS
>>28731140Dont remind me
>>28730885Why does that bike look so clean. Nigga, there is NO way Suzuki is still making a bike that old brand new. The gsxr may be unchanged for 15 years, but there is no way they're still producing an unchanged drz after 30 years.
Silence shoometsI do not wish to be sadI only want to be happi>kaska theme intensifies
>>28731438how can we possibly help shooms. lol
>>28731438please tell me you have looked for lawyers or legal advisors
>>28731259>JANNIES HELP!!1kys lmao
>>28731444You cant>>28731449The only thing im looking into is how many days are numbered, how many more shitpost, how many more miles, how many more disappointments, and will this be the year i am freeFree from it allHOOOOOOAAAOAHOAAA
>>28731450>SEEMS LIKE YOUR PREVIOUS SCHIZORANTING POST GOT NUKEDyeah, that wasn't me lil bro, i didn't really report you (on my mama quite unironically). Post bike and much kisses tho xoxo
motorbikes?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHE SUFFERING IS IMMENSEGAS TE BIKESRACE CARS NOWI AM 100% UNHINGED, SCHIZO, RAPED, AND WILLING TO GO 300KPH+ FULL CAPSLOCK THROTTLEDONT ASK ME WHERE IM GOING: IM GOING INSANERAUS RAUS RAUS RAUSIM GONNA BREAKIM GONNA BREAK MYGINNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE AND RUNIM GONNA BREAKIM GONNA BREAK MYGONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAAAAAGEAND SHOOOOOM
>>28731395LOL
Anons Kawasaki put the prices for 2026 KLE500 on EU websites
>>28731428They're still making it. The DR650, they just changed the DRZ400
>>28731454you should be looking for a lawyer man, idk about others but i do care for your ass
>>28731467Of course I have love for old fags like hotwang, can sprayed miku anon and even the stupid fuck of BIMMERFAG WHO KEEPS REFUSING TO UPDATE THE DAMN MAP NOW FOR 3 YEARS IN A ROW (altho i fwy you can still suck a fat dick tho), the one i love the most is shooms. I may not post that much now but just know I keep reading your lore and wishing you the best. You may be a retard, but you're DBTs one and only true hooligan.>>28731470 Fuck the fakefags, let it be known.
>>28731467man shut the hell up, every day 247365 you shameless reddit faggot
>>28731210I remember when I made the suzuki nuda edition These threads just feel generic
>>28731468>his deathgrip on the table, the pain is real, i am real>the subtle rattle of the HVAC fan above him, worse than an ex gf voice>penetrating fluorescense of a hangover of mental anguish; centuries after the atomic bombing of agartha and the false flag of atlantis>his ancestral memories, repressed by the testing, theres no escape"Answer the question shoomer">fuck, the baseline test, "SHOOMS""Whats it like to go fast, interlinked">"INTERLINKED""Have you ever had a girlfriend, shooms">"SHOOMS""Shooms within shooms, interlinked">"INTERLINKED", i was breaking, breaking into a million pieces, forgotten, a million forgotten little pieces without hope"Do you stop for crosswalks with schoolchildren, shooms">i bit my tongue, clentched my jaw, "shooms", i mutteredOffset by this, the following question was delayed half a second, "what do you feel on a saturday night, interlinked">feel? What are feelings other than dread, "interlinked""Do you remember their names when you ride, shooms-interlinked">"shooms-" imagine the smell, "interlinked""If you ever went camping would a bear shoom in the woods, interlinked">"shooms, interlinked""Repeat">"shooms, interlinked""Whats the service interval on a 2stroke, shooms">"shooms"..."What the fuck detective shoomer, what is this, what am i supposed to do with all this shit- do you want to get detained and processed?">"can i go home now?""Not yet, we are doing an extra round of skibidy slides, i have to round out all the edge you just gave me>mfw
>>28731489>posting today after 3 weeks of not postingMEDS NOW BRUH
>/>28731483oh my fucking god its an indian>>28731490its daily JEET thread fucking christ
>>28731496wtf has this world come too
>>28731496>so so far from itLil bro seething right now. I'm about to go to a rave in 30 tho; shit can't get better.
>>28731498A RAFFLE LOTTERY FOR AN EXPEDIATED DECAPITATION FROM A LONGHAUL TRUCKER, WHO IS ALSO WEARING A TURBANAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28731501>'m about to go to a rave in 30 thomake sure to bake a stale thread early desperate (You) farming faggot, shameless, wrenchlet
I have dead ass been here for three years now. How.Where did the time go.
>>28731530i've never liked you
>>28731501>rave>not attending my country music festival of feelsHOW DARE YOUhttps://voca.ro/1gu5qU2d55CM
Who’s ready for a mid ass new thread
>>28731543>anger jeep headlight highbeamifies
Fuck me, I was looking forward to checking out the new Aussie KLX300 and it is SMALL. Even with the DRZ seat height it feels built for 5’7” manlets.Looks like the Z400E is still #1 here.
>>28731362>i'll start my journey through the pages of google searching for the right shoei to buy on black friday.found an early black friday special and blew my rent money again. oh well.
>>28731020Saved. Thanx!
>>28731537I never even think about you
>>28731543its coming, rest assured
>>28731587you most certainly do kek
>>28731624I think about all yoi retards because your my frens, its as shrimple as that brosEven ny worst enemy i wish theyd just know Jesus also, im imperfect with hate too also >i knowYes
>>28731630youre alright in small doses, hate seeing that username but whatever
>>28731630total namefag death
>>28731636Ok, ill never sing again 4 u>>28731632Ill go back to my roots of growing up: impermeance and isolation as an anon gamertag, and be satisfiedGoosbye shoomebros ill never namefag again now, its over
If he says threado again we gotta kill him
>>28731659Odaerht
>>28731667>>28731667>>28731667BAKED
>>28731071the girl aint too shabby either
>>28731251this is true for all camping