I just want to say this for the whole board:No one fucking cares about your shitty sub-300hp korean gookshit car. I don't want to read your delusional fantasies you create to cope about it, and for sure I don't want to read about korean cars in general. They're shitboxes. You look up any of the times they run and it's always the same lameass 7.3s 0-60. Your shitty Elantra isn't a sports car. Fuck off.
This whole fucking board is just a /pol/ themed pissing contest now. "oeuh muh horsepower its all about muh horsepower" who the fuck cares.Idk why i still come here
>>28737124No one said that. But it's not 1980 anymore, it's 2025. Discussing some car that runs a 7s+ 0-60 is like talking about your Studebaker. (look it up Zoomer)The majority of posts I've seen about korean gookboxes on this board have been literal delusional fantasies about "WOMEN REALLY LIKE MY GOOK CAR" when the reality is that women don't know anything about cars other than the badge and if it's not a Mercedes, Ferrari, Lamborghini, BMW, Porsche, Lexus or Audi, women don't care what you drive. It's "a car" if it isn't a "nice car". If you drive a Ford GT, fuck you, that's just "a car" to women. Now, if you DO drive a Ford GT (you don't), I'd be happy to hear about it on /o/, but I don't want to read these faggy posts which read like some fags delusional fantasy about a shitty car that I wouldn't own if it was 90% off.
>>28737130Make a thread about any car on /o/ and somebody will absolutely begin shitting on it by comparing the price and power to something cheaper and more powerful for the sake of a pissing contest and not actually discussing the car at hand. But yes, other things like talking about women and other shit that belongs on /pol/ cancering up the place with barely relevant bullshit is also common.
>>28737120Hi op poo pooo peee peeddd
>>28737172That's how I feel reading a post about a gook car.
>>28737120I'll be honest, Elantrachad is the only anon on here I got nothing against. I just can't argue with it.
>>28737242Kill yourself. You aren't subtle and I can literally tell when you make a post every time.Fuck off.Every post you have made has been severe cope. Fake text conversations, all of this weirdass incel "WOMEN LOVE MY CAR" when the Porschefags of the board will tell you straight to your face "women don't care that much". Women are not impressed by cars. They aren't impressed by luxury cars, that's just considered "standard" and if you don't have a luxury car, it's "just a car". Exotics still have some pull but only new ones. Your lame and gay cope with your gookshit car fucking sucks. Be happy you have a car, stop trying to act like you own a Rolls-Royce. You don't. Every time you make a post remember your gookbox has NO limited-slip diff and is an inferior machine in hundreds of other ways from suspension down to performance.Fuck off now.
>>28737248Meds. I drive a Volvo.
>>28737250That's a picture from the internet. Your tricks do not work on me.Neither does your cope.
>>28737252It's a picture from my phone that I put onto the internet, anon.
>>28737130Girls see goyotas with leather as moms cars THOUGH
>>28737171How is comparing cars any type of conspicuous demonstration of superiority?<muh heckin fuckin reddit space!!>How cars are perceived by the general public is relevant to /o/
>>28737242>ebonics>ugly>slow>gay>fag-wheel driveThe elantra has no redeeming qualities
>>28737274Seems like it works for him tho
>>28737250Keds. Why'd you put it on fuckin stilts and give it that gay plastic cladding like some kind have fuckin MONSTER TRUCK?
>>28737277Bro don't talk about yourself in 3rd person, cringe gookcar faggot.
>>28737278Ask Volvo.Also I live somewhere with seasons so the roads are brutal.
>>28737248My E39 has gotten the most compliments from women out of any car I've owned. My M5 mostly gets compliments from guys. Mostly.
>>28737277>ebonicsYeah the fake texts are so convincing
>>28737280I live somewhere with seasons too, didn't find a need to raise my car or add gay plastic cladding THOUGHeveritsobe
>>28737286you're the cuckifornian bmw schizo right?your shit wouldn't last a month in the salt belt
>>28737286it causes the car to make more downforce, noob
>>28737326This picture was taken on ChristmasChristmas is in the middle of WINTERI see no need for a car on fuckin STILTS or that ugly plastic cladding sug nonsense
>>28737331That car in that trim actually produces lift.>>28737340>middle of winter>no snow or ice>leaves on treesyou know nothing of that which you do not have
>>28737340lmaoknew it
>>28737120If you want me to read your post, post your car first
>>28737340goddDAM. whyeversobeit are all these things in boring old man silver?
>>28737348of course he parks next to some concrete statues made by a fuckin DENTIST! kek. pottery!
>>28737248I've had more old men interested in my 911 than women. Had two cuties sitting in front of a cafe calling out to me when I was stuck at a red light but that's been it.>Every time you make a post remember your gookbox has NO limited-slip diff and is an inferior machine in hundreds of other ways from suspension down to performance.Ah, another dumbass that thinks E-LSD=no LSD and who has never driven the Elantra N. I think the Elantra N poster is obnoxious but that's no reason to hate the car. Just go test drive one.
>>28737282>Porsche gets mentioned>wheelgapspic has to sound offClassic
>>28737410I can't bring myself to hate the guy when his competition is these brand obsessed chucklefucks and Challyanon.
>>28737412No it was >will tell you straight to your face "women don't care that muchthat did it
>>28737410An e-diff isn't an LSD THOUGHeveritsobe
>>28737410>Just go test drive one.Nope I don't DO ugly slow gay fag-wheel drive pikachu bullshits
>>28737418Go tell that to F1>>28737419You do ugly as fuck grandpa cars like BMWs and Lexus instead
>>28737354Muh high resale value mothafuckaMuh understated luxury mothafuckaMuh not offending the neighbors with a loud, flashy, show off color (must be grayscale)
>>28737422f1 is gay as fuck lol>muh heckin e-diffs and v6lets!!You don't even have a car, and I'd never buy another goyota; I had a gs350 fsport, and even the E39 is better
>>28737428>f1 is gay as fuck lolYou must be a big fan then>You don't even have a carI own two of the cars being talked about in this thread KEKAROOGo beg daddy for another upgrade to one of those BMWs he bought you
>>28737427>he thinks blueee is GrAY SILVERSTONE II Metallic and Pure Metal Silver are the best colors for the F10 M5 Competition; the blue looks cheap aa fuck in person, and black or indigenous paint of color and GrAY are boring as fuck
>>28737434>literally silver in the name>retard insists it's blue
>>28737430LOL why would you own an ugly slow gay fag-wheel drive pikachu bullshit?! No wonder this board is such shit<muh heckin reddit space>And I bought all my BMWs myself KEKAROT cry pussy
>>28737439>literally has blueee in it>retard insists it's just GrAYscale
>>28737441>No wonder this board is such shitLeave lil nigga, no one will miss you>>28737446>endless coping and crying that all of his cars are in the most boring colors ever>silver, silver and black
>>28737465>nooo greeen is silver!!!Kek cry pussy ahh eboniclet
>>28737130Yes yes little American, you are so big and strong... your dick so big... Now go to bed, the National Suicide is coming soon.At least then we can talk about normal cars in fucking peace without foul-mouthed mutts of your ilk shitting up every thread with "MUH PERFORMANCE MUH HORSEPOWERS THE WOMEN R SWOONING OV'R ME RIGHT NAHW" typed drivel.Here's a beautiful Viva to make this thread worthwhile to those with a little grey in their matter.
>>28737560>translates to slate grey in English
>>28737679No that's Schiefergrau
>>28737653:)
>>28737120>random anon likes cars that focus being lightweight and handles well>op likes big horsepower numbers and <12s quarter miles>op becomes insecure because if someone doesn't care about acceleration, he thinks that it delegitimatizes his preferences and him as a person>lashes out >you are here
>>28737653A holy post of great wisdom. You can get ameriqueers to do whatever you want if you just give them some illusion of having testosterone. Very manipulative. Heres a Cresta!
>>28737248You tried to race an Elantra and got shit on, didn't you?
my elantra has AWD and skidplates and it's called a SPORTAJ
>>28737340>Christmas is in the middle of WINTERWinter in Califagnia is googoogaga baby shit compared to actual winters, pansy-faced spic who's never seen temps below 50 degrees. Fucking kill yourself you greasy Mexican poser
Only busriders get hung up on this shit.
>>28738346Posing as what? I'm not hispanic at all
>>28737414Nah he's somehow even worse than those annoying faggots. I wish they could organize some deathmatch, so we won't have to read their shit-flinging and the survivor won't have anyone to argue with.
>>28737130>But it’s not 1980 anymore.It’s faggots like you who are sperging about EVs on here.
>>28738409Brown hands typed this post
Zoomers think Korea is cool atm. It's the current hive opinion that you HAVE to agree with.
>>28737692So what does it translate to?
>>28738731Gruen (grün) is GeTman for greeen
>>28738736It translates to slate gray
>>28738681EVs have been around about as long as gas cars
>>28738737Wrong
>>28738737Are you fucking retarded or something? Gruen or grün is green. Gray is grau.
>>28738741So it's SLATE GREEN?What color is slate?>>28738757>Are you fucking retarded or something?No, I'm not German
>>28738773Slate Green is a saturated, subdued, billiard green with an azure undertone
>>28738789Whatever lies you need to hear from BMW to help you sleep at night that you own boring as fuck cars in boring as fuck colors
>>28738791>nooo greeen and blueee are boring colors!!!Kek post your non-boring painted car
>>28738797
>>28738806>no timestamp>on fuckin STILTS like some kind have fuckin MONSTER TRUCK because it belongs to someone's dad>ugly color>old man wheelsLol now post a car that you actually own, sonnyboy
>>28738686What am I posing as?
>>28738808>no timestampOh my god look who's talking. You've never provided a timestamp for any of your cars, for all we know you're shitposting from your obamaphone in prison and your family sold all those cars years ago.>ugly color>yellowShit taste as usual, wheelgapspic. Run along now, there's so many grey, black and white cars outside that you could be admiring.
>>28738856>nooo greeen is GrAY!!!>nooo blueee is black!!!>still no timestampBright yellow only works on fast cars like Lamborghinis Little ugly slow gay cars are just pikachu as fuck in yellow
>>28738809You will never be white
>>28737124>"oeuh muh horsepower its all about muh horsepower"That would at least have a semblance of relevance but really it's usually all "u dum me money big" nowadays. It's all so tiresome.
>>28738891Those are just the posers L.A.R.P.ing with their grandparents' carsIt's pretty funny how frequent it is on here. It's also very sad
>>28738894Calm down Pedro, you live at daddy's house and he paid for your engine rebuild.
>>28738861>Little ugly slow gay cars are just pikachu as fuck in yellowWhy does that little yellow car shit all over youse on the 'ring? Gonna make excuses about your mid sized family sedan again LMAO
>>28738900Don't call me daddy you little faggotMy dang granddaughter paid for my engine rebuild kek why's that bother you so much?
>>28738905>Don't call me daddy you little faggotSee you're not even creative, I've been saying that shit to you for years.>My dang granddaughter paid for my engine rebuild kek why's that bother you so much?You 100% have never reproducedJust another little pozzed faggot living in California that will never afford a home KEKAROO
>>28738902It doesn't lol as my full-size family sedan is more luxurious and way faster than that pikachu bullshit
>>28738912My house in California is paid off LOLbmaooo0o0o0oAnd my granddaughter literally bought me all my cars kek cry pussy
Holy shit I mindbroke this queer so hard he's inventing grandchildren nowDon't hang yourself on Thanksgiving or anything, wouldn't want that blood on my hands!
>>28738917No, my great-granddaughter simply bought me all my cars
>>28738924>BRO LOOK AT ME POSTING INSTAGRAM WHORES>THESE ARE MY GRANDDAUGHTERS
>>28737124>This whole fucking board is just a /pol/ themed pissing contest now. "oeuh muh horsepower its all about muh horsepower" who the fuck cares.You need at LEAST 300 to post on the auto enthusiast board.No, that isn't a lot. Yes, it DOES filter all the fags who want to talk about their stupid shitbox. Yes, that IS a good thing.
>>28738928>every picture is picrelated!!!>bruhf.a.m. just post you are great-great-granddaughter on the internets!!d
>>28738934That's a man btw
Don't expect color names to mean anything.For example, "Hooker's Green" has nothing to do with prostitution.Even "Green" doesn't have to be green.
>>28738930Are you on your boyperiod again, little man? Is life getting too complicated for you? Do you need to stroke your wittle bittle ego to the number assigned to your plastic wheeliebox? If anyone here is a fag, it's YOU. Go post on Instagram with all your little circlejerk muttbros about how "BEEMERS" are the "PINNACLE OF SPEED!!!" and how "ALL SHITBOX OWNERS SHOULD GET OUT OF MY WAY".Those "shitbox owners" have something you'll never have. A fully developed frontal cortex.
>>28737120>buying a car based on it's 0-100Why tho, to be first from the lights?
>>28738941And yet slate greeen is greeen
>>28738961So many cars clear 300hp that aren't bimmers. Bimmers clear 500hp. https://mustangattitude.com/mustang/engine_allhp.shtml>>28738966Mustangs from 1970 have more than 300hp. If you have less HP in your car than a 55 year old car, you need to get a better car. Or not be a wrenchlet and upgrade.
>>28738966Because it's fun?
>>28738961Beemers are motorcycles
>>28738966More torque and HP is fun
>>28738972>>28738934>>28738915>>28738905Do you actually think these ugly ass bitches are attractive? Hideous post-wall roasties
>>28738982They aight
>>28738874
>>28739010>taken from the passenger seatSo the previous theory of you sharing these cars with many other brown family members was correct?
>>28738982Wouldn't say post-wall, but they're all starved Auschwitzean-phenotyped whores who feel the need to flaunt on impressionable internet droolers.
>>28739022I paid for all 5 seats and I'm gonna fuckin' use at least 3 of 'em
>>28739038>eating alone in the car again because your parents are fighting
>>28739010Mexcriment confirmed
>>28738984She's the only halfway decent looking one out of the lot but she's still got that bimbocore shit going on
>>28739123Nah I was too young to have a car when that was still happening>>28739126I'm not hispanic at all>>28739128C'est la vie>>28737274She's a cutie
>>28739141>Nah I was too young to have a car when that was still happeningYou live at home with them though
>>28739141>I'm not hispanic at allBullshit, your hand has been posted before and you're as brown as they are
>>28739145Nope and they haven't lived together since I was a wee babbyWhy else do you think I'm the Ultimate Villain?>>28739159>tanlet delusions
>>28739165>i-i'm not a mexican I'm just t-t-t-tanTake your meds, Pedro. You deserve to be deported
>>28739190>everyone with G O L D E N B R O N Z E skin is from the country of mexico!!!
>>28739165>>28739199>I'M NOT BROWN PLEASE BELIEVE
>>28738970Yeah but most cars are fun if you throw them around a bit.>>28738973Buying a car based solely on that is retarded, dynamics are far more important but even that's not all that matters.>>28738969Old stangs are sexy and I'd own one but I don't give a fuck about how quickly it accelerates when some broccoli head fuccboi in his gay little vw fart cannon or subie is inevitably gonna take off quicker and I don't want to flog the shit out of my car every day.
>>28739223>Yeah but most cars are fun if you throw them around a bitIt's also fun to accelerate relatively quickly>Buying a car based solely on that is retarded, dynamics are far more important but even that's not all that mattersThey aren't mutually exclusive>I don't want to flog the shit out of my car every dayHorses for coursesJust get more cars
>>28739165>he's a product of divorceIt's all starting to make sense now
>>28739262>he's a product of divorceI get that reference
>>28737120>t. Amerimutt who drives his mom's SUV
>>28739264There is no reference intended. You're some spazzy dipshit whose mind was turned to mush by your parents splitting and they've tried to buy your favor ever since. The engine rebuild, the free house you get to live in, I could go on.
>>28739322when did they rebuild my engine?
>>28739327You're the one that keeps posting the receipt, you tell us Pedro.
>>28739337Pedro is the gardener
>>28737278No tats.Patrician taste.I drive a 2025 Miata convertible in Soul Red. No one chick I've hooked up with this year didn't love it.
>>28739603Well yeah, it's a girl car
>>28739607Yeah, and going down on a girl makes you a lesbian.
>>28739322>everyone is me!!!>>28739337I've posted the reci-pet once lol. You're the one that saved it and reposted because you're jealous of my B U I L D
>>28739610Not sure what that has to do with miatas being ugly slow gay pikachu bullshits
>>28739643
>>28739644
You don't even need 300hp to outrun the "npcs" in the parlance of our timesIt's just a lot more fun
>>28739614>paying someone else to do the work counts as a buildThis is your brain on spic retardation
>>28737120This. If an ecoshart muttstang can gap you, it's slow.
op is a fag who doesn't get laid
>>28737120trvth nvke>>28739223>Yeah but most cars are fun if you throw them around a bit.holy mother of cope
>>28740241hahahahaha
>>28739729>doesn't even know what a B U I L D isThis is the brainless flyoverlet retatdationI'm not hispanic at all, by the way
>>28740397>I'm not hispanic at all, by the waymethinks the beaner doth protest too much
>>28740411And yet I'm not hispanic at all, let alone mexican
>>28737273>tattoos, skanky outfityou can dress her up in boots in a cowboy hat all you want but I know a whore who belongs to the streets when I see one
