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I just debadged my Honda Odyssey and parked it on the street.
Sure enough, within a few minutes a crowd of sexual women had gathered around me, admiring my fancy car.
"Wow, is that a Ferrari, a Lamborghini, a Porsche?"
"Or an even better car than those, like a Hyundai Elantra N?"
"Gosh, it looks so sexy and incredible"
We had an orgy in my Odyssey and after sexually sexing all of the women and covering my Odyssey in sex-juices and cum, I got all of their numbers for more sex later.
One of the sexually aroused women remarked "Hyundai Elantra N is not cope, I love Korean cars!"
What are some real stories that actually happened to you guys?
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>>28737232
This is a GTA V screenshot lol
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>>28737272
It really happened.
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>>28737276
And then everybody clapped, big round of applause for anon guys
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>What are some real stories that actually happened to you guys?
So a couple of years ago me and my zoomer friend went to my home town to stay the night as we were travelling across the country to buy me a trugg.
We went over to the big city to spend the evening and just as it happened, there was this yearly street racing event being held which also doubles as a music festival. It's legit Forza Horizon irl backwaters edition.

Anyway, we went to the big city and cruised around the town in my shitheap car, told my zoomer mate that we should pick up some chicks.
He just looked at me and told me no girls would ever come even near this shitheap, to which my other mate replied "a rusty roof means a damp basement".
I proved the zoomer that this car gets you laid, pulled to the "main street", rolled down the windows and basted Ecuador from the sound system.
Immediately 3 country girls ran up and begged to get into the car.
They stuffed themselves into the backseat of my shitbox, parking their shitboxes mostly on top of the zoomer and we went on to have a good time.
The zoomer pussies out from prime cowgirl pussy because "I have a girl back home and uhh".
After that trip he has never doubted my or my cars ability to pull chicks.
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>>28737232
>"Or an even better car than those, like a Hyundai Elantra N?"
To be fair, those debadge themselves when they randomly self ignite.
When a woman sees you in a Hyundai, she knows you just bought a brand new car. Because it's still running.
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>>28737513
She knows you bought a gookshit cheap piece of shit



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