Girl claims to have been stuck for 13 hours in a canyon but was detected by a helicopter flying over, probably via thermal. Do you think this video is legit? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN967nUk/
>>2757867No and I’m not clicking your TikTok link gook. And she has a flabby tummy.
>>2757867Literally have to download thr chink Spyware just to watch some normie trash.And here I though youtube shorts were already demonic.It's so over...
>>2757867bussin tiktok ong fr new trend stanley mug lil bro it finna hit different no cap bruh
>>2757867Fuck your tiktok link, make webm if you want us to watch it.
>>2757875>ew chink spyware?>no thanks, I'll stick with my amerimutt spyware
>>2757867dickdock links should be bannable. certainly they should be illegal.
>>2757867There's zero news about this and it's the kind of thing that's 100% guaranteed to make the news at some level if it actually happened. Probably wouldn't be the top headline but would get articles at least in the Daily Mail and New York Post, plus tons of Vice type sites.
>>2757867Do you think she pooped herself?
>>2757906Yes, I would rather my data be gathered by real american patriots with no agenda other than our nation's security than chinese communists looking to subvert and destroy this great nation.
>>2757949>with no agenda other than our nation's security
>>2757949>real american patriots >no agendaPick one (1)
>>2757951>>2757977Nta but the point still stands. Tiktok is the greater of two evils
>>2757906At least jewtube works in a browser and doesn't force you to download the app
>>2757906>I'll stick with my amerimutt spywareThey'd be lucky if that was true.It's all running on Israeli spyware.
>>2758056TikTok also works in a browser.A desktop browser.Or a mobile one in desktop mode.
>>2758037no chinaman ever called me a nazi bigot
>>2757946I like to think so.
>>2758158Yeah they call you "evil gweilo" instead
>>2757946imagine you were hiding underneath her in the canyon so when she pooped it would land in your mouth :)
>>2757906>get hit by wife with car>get run over by strangers afterwards because it doesn't matter anymoreChinese LiveLeak videos make so much sense now.
>>2758158>no gay-peddling communist ever called me a nazi bigot
>>2759223That would be gross haha
>>2757871you will click the link you fucking round eye capitalist shetbeg
>>2757867>been stuck for 13 hours in a canyon but was detected by a helicopterlol. no.
>>2758037china isn't gonna be able to do jackshit. What china thinks is evil is stuff that hardly ever bothers the westerner. meanwhile any and all criticism of the political establishment in canada an USA is soft censored everywhere. Pick between rich guy 1 and 2, repeat. China doesn't give a shit if we list off how corrupt half the politicans are in canada and Etc. and the real reason USA is trying to silence it, is that its become a hub that globohomo censorship can't touch.
>>2757906Unironically yes. Im already on all the mutt lists, why add some small dick chink shit to it?
>>2757867I dont really care if its real or not. Women should be considered (like any other gear you would take). If you find them lacking, dangerous, or contributing nothing of value - leave them behind.Having someone bitching on the trip or constantly using a camera or tech faggotry ruins it for everyone.
>hot girl gets stuck canyoneering>gets out by helicopter>op in disbelief because hes a neckbeard who just deer hunts at grandpa's lease and occasionally hikes 4 miles with a 40lb pack
>>2757949
>>2757941Not necessarily. We had to call in a rescue on a coastal trail once for an older dude on his first trip who got stuck where he couldn't move forward or back along the trail because of the slippery rocks. Park rangers sent a chopper at 2am to lift the guy out (shore too rough for boats allegedly) and that only made a quick mention on the twitter page of the helicopter rescue organization. Plenty of shit happens that noone bothers to let local news know about
>>2757893brat girl summer coconut tree HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH GET IT COCONUT TREE HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA KILL ME
>>2757906>pshh I don't care about Chinese spyware, I use american/israeli social media that's already spyware anyway>RUSSIAN SPYWARE? NOOOO NOOOOOOOOO RUSSIA BAD CUZ MEDIA SAID, CHINESE AND AMERICAN/ISRAELI SPYWARE GOOD THO
>>2765126Correction:Russian spyware badChinese spyware badAmerican spyware badIsraeli spyware bad
>>2757871Based
>>2765146American and Israeli spyware is worse because they're the ones who actually care what you're doing. Russian and Chinese don't give a shit, you're not relevant to them.
>>2765146Yup. >>2765214Muttbrained post.
>>2757867>FatShe got what she deserved. I never understood why there were rescue systems in the wilderness, if you can not do a hike then it isn't anyone's fault. It is on you.Same goes for climbing down a ravine. She knew what she was getting into, or rather not at all, so in accordance with Darwinism her death would strengthen the human race. Now every yoga slut is going to try and do the same with absolute certainty that someone's going to help them.
>>2767880>Now every yoga slut is going to try and do the sameProbably. Last year, this dumbass yogaslut got injured scrambling on Katahdin while I just went past like a Chad laughing at her. She wasn't entitled to my help.
>>2767897Top kek! That's so fucking based, didn't even know that Maine had mountains. Looks beautiful!No wonder these yoga sluts are chasing instagram clout there.
>>2757867absolute land whalenot clicking the link but do people really hike in tevas?
