I found a dead seal on the beach today, in fact i almost tripped over it because i was so focused on looking for shells that i walked right up to its corpse and realized at the last second it was a seal. it must have perished fairly recently because there were no signs of decay and flies hadnt even gotten to it yet. i couldnt see any signs of wounds or clear injuries so i wonder how the lil fella passed away. poor guy
That's a wooden carving dumbass real seals are grey.
>>2778732contact your local fish and game, they and other agencies/nonprofits may be studying/tracking these things
>>2778732did you doan autopsy with your penis?
>>2778732Looks like it has a bullet hole in the head. Lot of fish and carry a rifle just to take pot shots at these animals and usually just wound them.There was an elephant sealed down on our beach and was getting there all stinky so a bunch of neighbors including my Dad tried to cremate it by piling wood on it and burning it for a day. All left was a small black and corpse that was oozing pus for another week.My younger sister who had a taste for the Macabre who also did Vore cartoons that would be funny if they blew it up with a stick of dynamite in its rectum or something and she animated it so that what spree guts all over the beach and its head landed on some naked woman sunbathing down the beach. God damn that was funny. Best part was the woman's tits were jiggling because she was screaming so hard.I posted photocopies of one page after another of it in the boys bathroom early early one morning because I had a key to get into use the computers before 6:00 so nobody figured out that it was me doing this. Every day the first guy that needed to use the washroom would check that stall to see if there was another installment of it and if there was they'd come in running to take a look at it and then it'd be talking about it all day.She got the idea from watching the department of highways in Oregon try to blow that whale up on the beach, only to Splatter everybody and everything you're by with a billion tons of blasted blubber. Everybody in school heard about that and waited for the news that night to go and laugh about it. My dad worked on the towboat's knew better and had a pretty good idea of what the outcome was going to be when you first heard about it
>grab your biggest knife>cut off his head>macerate>degrease>whiten>put on shelfProbably illegal, dont do this
>>2778861thats just a stock image i found online but agreed there are lot of sick fucks who happily shoot seals without a second thought
>>2778865the thought did cross my mind of whether it would be possible to harvest its skin to make a jacket or something. the guy was a decent size, at least 6 feet in length
>>2778861wtf am I reading. are you inbred? You sound like a busted yokel
>>2778732He's fine..
>>2778861>Looks like it has a bullet hole in the headkek'dI bet he has another one just like it on the other side
>>2778732We get them fairly regularly in fishing net.
>>2779900This guy and his sister are awesome, fuck you. Why would you insult someone who tells a story like that
>>2778732Cool
>>2778732When they're in the sun like that, they're usually pretty warm to have sex with. That's why it's always gud to keep a tin of petrol jelly because they can run a little dry and it will also cut down on any abrasiveness from sand.
Aw, that's sad.
