"TREES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be TREES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his wrinkled forehead. "I HATE TREES" he thought. That'll Be The Day reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $0.50 peppermint circulated through his powerful thick throat and washed away his (unmerited) fear of trees near houses. "With an axe, you can cut anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>2786729Real men use chainsaws
>>2786732>Ryobinot even Stihl... get a Husqvarna ffs
>>2786732>corded chainsawholy shitalso real men like to have fun, and its very possible that they have fun using an axe
"SUNLIGHT could be here" he thought, "I've never been warm in this glade before. There could be sunlight anywhere." The muggy air felt thick against his sweaty balls. "I HATE SHADE" he thought. Lumberjack by Johhny Cash reverberated his entire crummy, making it pulsate as the aged whiskey circulated through his veins and washed away his [unmerited] fear of the deep woods. "With a chainsaw, you can cut up lefturds and use them for fertilizer"
>>2786732real men have both and dont need one to take a tree down but aight faggot.
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