Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!!> Have stripper GF give him a call on her >Burner Phone>She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna >of the private Holton-Arms School. And that >Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge >ran a train on her. Tells Him that she knows >all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel >Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget >Them" - "Devil's Triangle" is a Three way >fuck... with a cock in all of her orifices ... He >EATS IT THE FUCK UP !>She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm >a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm. >In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I >Confirm it ALL>Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's >thinking he's broken the story of the year.>Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story >on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that >she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS >her to to do a one on one special with Poppy > Harlow. She would but her car just broke >down and the rent is door she cannot miss >work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot >She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it >to 75K and much more after the >"Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national >HERO>She agrees >Claims the Money will be ready to be wired >in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN >Exclusive>She agrees...>The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me >she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK >we've had enough fun with this jack off> We break our burner phones>Avanatti disables his Twitter.
>>186910048
Why not just sign contract and do interview? Free money while making porn lawyer look like idiot
>>186910666right?
>>186910048>gfThat dude's a fag if I ever saw one. Probably sucks cock under the stalls at Grand Central Station.
Can we make another pee story, that was hilarious.
>>186910048if troofth
>>186910048It's the pissing hookers all over again
>>186910561you are hurting the white race by being a fggit
>>186910048HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA10/10 LARP, WOULD LARP AGAIN
Oh shit! did anybody archive those tweets?
>>186910048true if big
>>186912501
>>186912501.
.
That's all I have saved. I was laughing too hard to save more
>>186912693A.k.a., i'm a self-important rich cunt who doesn't need to make money doing an actual job and would rather slander the innocent with my free time
Bump
Creepy Porn Lawyer status: BTFO
>I was just forced to make my account private because the bots and Trump trolls are out in full force due to my representation re Kavanaugh. I will change this back as soon as I am able.This is what he said
>>186910666Then be smited for lying.
His twitter really is locked.... I was looking at it earlier today as he continued to share emails he'd been sending to the guy in charge of the confirmation process, bitching about the Judge guy not getting subpoenaed. One of his tweets said his client would come forward in the next 48 hrs. Hope you weren't calling from home, OP, even a burner phone has geolocation data from pinging off cell towers.
>>186913351Didn't brother him before with Stormy.
>>186910788>>186910666Because then it's no longer trolling and fraud and you lose all the money? Do you really not think at least two steps ahead?
>>186910048Humongous if genuine.
>>186910048OP, I hope this is realI really really really hope this is real
>>186910048Oh baby.
>>186913510He’s doing damage control. CNN of all places is calling him out. Also his interpretations of the inside jokes were really sad.
>>186913811That is why this larp is plausible.
Hello Michael! Welcome to /pol/!!!
Wish you recorded the calls
please be true please be true
>>186910048I fucking knew it.
Well played lads *tips fedora*
>>186910048Audio or it didn't happen.
If real; bravo lads
>>186910048Should've taken pics of burner phones. Then I can believe. Otherwise, it's one of those historybook worthy moments.
... Nigger your fb profile pic better not be chad wearing a virgin mask.
>>186910048I sent him my story too but he didn't bite :(
This faggot got trolled hardI bet he locked his twatter while awaiting new instructions from his kike overlords
>>186910048is that michelle obamas benis? nigga has bigger meat than ron jeremy.
>>186910048Great larp if not real
>>186913506>>186910048hopefully
>>186915501Kekd
>>186910048Nice fanfic, degenerate.
This Faggot laywer is praised as a hero to the left. Let that sink in, he is talking about a a presidential run and the liberals bring him on TV every second. How far has the democrats fallen to actively worship and praise a CREEPY PORN LAYWER!?I hope OP is real and that Faggot continues to embaress himself. I hate everything about that scumbag. I hate how smug and self righteous he views himself. He deserves the fucking rope.
>>186912501I am praying that the Dems still ask Avenatti's questions to Kavanaugh on Thursday. That will be incredible. Especially if it turns out to be an elaborate troll from an Indonesian donkey hair weaving enthusiast site.
>>186916338That looks like a kz125.
>>186913351He did this before. He does it when something messed up for him. Stay tuned.
>>186910048Still waiting on that disc that he tweeted about; claiming to have a video of Trump and Stormy having sex.
>>186916338>t. Boomer posting the first gif ever posted to the internets.
>>186910048Why is this so poorly formatted?
>>186910048I can't read this autistic as fuck post.
he locked it because he is going to say he was hackedregardless of whether OP is larping or not, avenatti is going to claim all that crazy shit on his account was "hackers" not him
>>1869100481 POST BY THIS IDDOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GREENTEXTCAN REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???
>>186910048I love you and your gf if true.
>>186916979>>186917084wow. when Australia says your post is shit...
>>186910048Also I was raped by Kavanaugh and have his son. Can provide DNA proof.
>>186910048I'm actually believing that this or something like this is happening. Some troll trying to get paid sounds about right. We all know he's got un cazzo on the Wizard.
>>186910048Am I missing something? So far all that's happened is the twittwit has been locked, right?Also please be real.
I personally look forward to Kavanaugh's defamation lawsuit against Avenatti
That's bullshit but I believe it
>>186910048I hope some woman comes out accusing Avenatti of sexual misconduct. It would be poetic justice.
>>186910048You're my hero.
>>186919913Hashtag I believe him.
>>186910048this is just like the pee pee dosier all over again!!!!
Verified profiles are NOT supposed to be private.#bastanigger
Real if big
>>186910048bump this shit
>>186910794sup cpl
Oh um awkward. The third accuser is a troll hoax so if the first one is a hoax then only the second would hold any weight. I can’t say how I know this but yeah
>>186910048top fucking kek
>>186910048Please be real
>>186910048>> We break our burner phones#basta
>>186910048Big if true
>>186910048I don't believe it.
>>186913811Those were a list of captions for pictures. Kavanaugh didn't even write them, the yearbook staff and photographer did.
>>186913351He made it private to get more followers. Any retard can figure that out from knowing Avenattis MO. He rivals Drumpf in unashamed self-promotion.
>>186923678I was hoping they would kiss
>>186923459still no proof of this. you need an archive link of someone saying it before it actually happens. i fucking hate larps but love them at the same time.
>>186910048Learn to greentext, faggot.
Believe anons.
I hope this is real.
>>186927222>still no proof of this.So it has the exact amount of proof of every accusation hurled against Trump and conservatives for the past 4 years.
>>186927955Enough proof to get tens of thousands of hours of medica coverage, articles and a multi year multi million dollar investigation involving every branch of the government and all fifteen intelligence agencies.
>>186927955i agree with you. that doesn't refute what i said though and is not an argument relevant to this.there's still no proof of russian pee prostitutes, and there's still no proof it was a 4chan troll who started it. prove me wrong.
>>186910666if you let it go that far they will crucify the liar and maybe even "have an accident" and use it as evidence that the GOP and right wingers are all cheating fake lairs.its better to string them along and collect evidence of intent to obstruct justice
>>186910048OP post proof plz
>>186910048Is that Michael Obamas cock bulge!?
>>186929125> my I.D. "lazy game" nice
>>186910048 This sounds move believable the more the story develops, like her refusing to fly and instead will drive out, and how no one seems to be able to interview her, etc.
>tomorrow's news cycle>accusers found dead in odd circumstances >no direct evidence of foul play>mfw
I am e-mailing CNN to ask when they are going to air an apology to Brett Kavanaugh for these bogus claims
Complete bullshit but I believe it because I want it to be true.
>>186910048OP can't even green text.Looked like a compelling read, too.SAD!
>>186912148Pakis aren't white
>>186910666Because they dont want to end up having to suicide with double shots to the back of their head while in the trunk of their car as it careens off a cliff, Satan.
>>186922792anyone has a link to that guide on how to create twitter sock accounts?
Include me in the screencappage
>>186910048Legendary anonPut in screen cap plz
Say hello to all the newfags and normalfags browsing this thread, /pol/
CPL get REKT NIGGA
>>186910048Glorious kekEww the michael obama pic too. WTF is wrong with voters?
Fake and Gay.
>>186931792Hello Twitterfags welcome to the real resistance
>>186910666It's fraud if she got paid money
>>186913351alo this... https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-lawyers-seek-toss-stormy-daniels-lawsuit-181622779.html
>>186932135and she conveniently "gets bored" at the exact moment it would turn into a crime? lmao this is a larp
>>186931158not sure if this is it but i have a few
>>186913506its not a crime to lie to a lawyer unless you're under oath lol
>>186931158
>>186931158and this one
>>186927222see >>186922792
>>186932365thanks anon. saved all of them - ill take anything else youve got
>I send him this screenshot>now you have a pissed off superwop on your ass >he sends me a gift certificate for Joey Romas while savaging you in court>I eat like 60 ribs and then find out that my $89 worth of beer isn't coveredDo it faggot
>>186910048REPOSTING FAGGOT
>>186910048It's been posted everywhere this morning. Not complaining by any means. Has anyone here thought that maybe the NSA or people who are sympathetic to the cause use this place? Like the pee pee dossier, sometimes I wonder if shilling goes both way. Shilling for good. I'm depressed anons and just lookin for meaning
>>186929653A true patriot
>>186912628>>186912664BASTA SATAN
>>186912628Wtf is this basta faggot stuff?
>>186925403>not knowing the finger then forget them FFFFFF secret code
>>186910048Screenshots of all records NOW
>>186932825Stop worrying about it because you can't prevent someone from posting something, nor can you prevent someone from believing whatever is posted.
>>186933459call*
>>186933459THIShe'll deny it
>>186923678R A R E
>>186910048Stop being a fucking faggot.This gives the fuck a way out.at this point I think all people pushing this on here are shareblue trying to give that faggoty lawyer a scapegoat so he is let off easy.
What are the odds of this being true? Happening in the making boys. Just like the russian whores peeing on trump?
>>186910048Legendary
He should take a note from his quotes on his websites. What a douche
Today was a good day.
I salute you
>>186923678I choose right any time
>>186916069His political career is over just for this stunt alone.
>>186910048epic if huge
>>186933638I also think that but this also blows the credibility of the accusations since they consider anyone who calls them and say ''im a victim'' credible
If legit, keep doing God's work, anon.I'm in literal fucking tears of joy reading this ultimate shitpost.
>>186920132>it wont be a woman
>>186934356This is the ultimate shitpost.
>>186933325That was from a song that came out 3 years AFTER the yearbook quote. Avenatti got trolled.
>>186910048this is why i love this place
>>186933611NEWFAGEWFAG
>>186912772You need to start including archive URLs within your screenshots. Use:https://archive.is
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore. Most likely bullshit, but I really want it to be true because it would be one of the funniest things that's ever happened, and I don't really care about anything else anymore since it's all going to burn anyway.
This is nice fan fiction.
If this is true this will go down in history
>>186932207>bored and ScaredShe gets nothing for this act. Anyone would get bored. And scared is the key facotr
PJW REPORTING ON INFOWARS 4CHAN TROLLED AVENATTI INTO GRANG RAPE ALLEGATIONSTHIS IS NOT A JOKE
>What if 4Chan punked people into thinking Avenatti got punked by 4Chan?9D chess
I believe u OP
I guess the plus side is at least most people are just reposting the screenshot and not the link to the thread.
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGod I hope so.
>>186935303>I just want to hear him deny it.
fake and gay
>>186935517
>>186910048Nice post formatting, you fucking boomer.
>>186935303Normies are repeating it. It's canon now.
>>186910048You're a god among men
>>186910048i kind doubt this is true CPL said the victim is high profile also they could track you by simply following the money he gives you cant he?
>>186935274PJW and PDP use /pol/ memes within days of their creation. Paul was one of the first YouTubers to pounce on the sóyboy meme.
>>186910048>>Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story >on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that >she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS >her to to do a one on one special with Poppy > Harlow. She would but her car just broke >down and the rent is door she cannot miss >work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot >She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it >to 75K and much more after the >"Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national >HEROI have never before seen this form of newfaggotry. Fuck this thread and fuck you newfags
The allegation was so absurd that I actually believe he was pranked. This could cost him literally everything he owns. HAHAAHAH
>>186910048Who ever wrote this does not know how to write in GT , also poppy Harlow is pewdiepie so tuck off
Ok this is epic.Mods. Sticky this.Edit: wow Thanks!
>>186935829Pretty much this, no proof op is a faggot as always
>>186910048bullshit but I believe it
>>186935811>Implying that CPL wouldn't consider any 51-year alumna of the Holton-Arms School who is prepared to offer details about "rape trains" to be anything less than "high profile"
>>186935886>Who ever wrote this does not know how to write in GTindeed. the meme arrows are weak with that oneWISE MAN
>>186910048LEGENDARY.
>>186935886>Who ever wrote this does not know how to write in GTDoesn't that make it more credible? Not a routine 4chan user.
>>186912148Confirmed kike mutt !
>>186910048Learn to green text.
>>186910048Whose balls are slamming the front of their pants in that GIF??Is that Michelle Obama?
>>186910048>creepy porn lawyer is over $500,000 in debt>he can just give out $75,000 to whoever at any time
You guys got Jazzhands believing it too
>>186936285Yes.
>>186936369Once you've had a taste of big money it's pretty easy to ask for and get more.
>>186915060>>186913800
>>186910048>> We break our burner phonessmart. You could have had a visit from someone ready to commit your suicide otherwise
>>186935886poppy harlow is a real reporter that pewdiepie uses
>>186929653His name was Seth Rich.
>>186910048You deserve
>>186910048That's not how meme arrows work newfriend
This is one of the most beautiful trollings in history.
>>186936630>>186915060>>186913800
I used to Stump for Trump but he went to far this time. We need a tough as nails crimedog to sniff the crime out of Trump’s orange asshole. Avenatti for president, Mueller for Vice President. #Avenatti2020
>>186936610what kind of retard loans someone who is over half a million in debt more money?
>chess pieces
>>186936941Retards who own pig farms
>>186936917Hi micheal
>>186910048You did well anon.You will be remembered in history books.
>>186934604full dossier!
>>186910048Put me screenshot, this is brilliant, bravo, bravo! SUPER FANTASTIC!
Fake and gay
>>186910048LMAO
>>186912501If the OP is true then this tweet will have the best vintage.
I hope Tucker covers this tonight.
>>186933933I love creepy uncle Joe. I hope they run him.
>>186937053You Nazis need to be investigated and shot by the FBI
>>186936967did he get into it with brianna wu? What the fuck is even going on. Post second part, i need to know how triggerd she got
>>186937347it's just banter
>>186937347Holy shit it really is Michael.
>>186910048None of the shit you said makes any sense. You even misspelled "Avenatti". If a client lies to their lawyer, that's on the client. Avenatti won't get in trouble for misleading anyone, the client will. If everything you are saying is true, then you and your girlfriend have placed yourselves in extreme legal jeopardy.
>>186937347sup mikey
>>186929125yes
>>186937432>she
>>186923678nice proxy, faggot
>>1869100481 post by this ID
>>186937347Kill yourself and stream it, creepy porn lawyer!
>>186933611N E W
>>186937432Can't see his response now he locked his account
>>186937432Say what you will about Wu, but she seems to be one of the very few people on the Left who realize what a sketchy character Avenatti is. It's unbelievable how utterly credulous the Lefty Twitter Brigade has become. They were eating out of his hand unquestioningly even as his claims became more and more absurd. And only a couple people had any sense of skepticism.
>>186932017Wait for it. Comp down starts NOW!
#pasta
>>186937085Wow, is this larp? Or legit?
>>186914729He's hilarious, I hope he wins the primary. Basta!
>>186937713
>>186937347>You Nazis need to be investigated and shot by the FBIThats not very nice of you Michael. We can sue you for libel you know
>>186936285We had a stuttering gay nigger with a tranny "wife" in the White House for 8 years and you didn't notice?As awesome as trolling CPL is, Obama as President is the ultimate troll ever.
>>186937543ok shill
>>186916069It's amazing to watch the Democratic party self destruct under the direction of Madam Colostomy Bag and her greasy haired jewess sidekick.https://youtu.be/Do-01ZExTaY
This is spreading like a California wildfire lads.Would be nice if the OP fag who claims to have done this could show some proof.
>>186922792we're so fucked
>>18693637235 year old boomer incarnate
>>186937347Oh it really is you CPL.
>>186910048>4chan>gfpick one of these>fake>gaypick two of these
>>186910048If this is true OP is a deity.
>>186938048>helicopter>waits patiently for Hilary to disembark under sniper fire
>>186937462I know about you sick people, disgusting basement dwellers and Russian bots. You’re an anathema to our nation!
>>186938067Got posted on reddit....the donald.
>>186937713Well the leftist mob has been in a manic state since the election. Still cant believe all the illegal shit that happend has zero consequenses for the democrats in America. The question stuff to hillary would have been enough for a trial in Norway. Shit, the democratic party shouldve been investigated at the least.
>>186933042it means something like "enough" in italianalong the lines off "stop right here"
>>186938144This country needs brave leaders like Avenatti and McMullin to root out the rotting carcass of corruption known as Donald Trump.
>>186923678Cute
>>186933486And that's the beauty of this fuckery. Hopefully this helps get one or two social media sights shut down, if only for a few days.
>>186938210Got posted a billion times. Had to remove a ton of duplicates.
post proof or it's fake.if real it's epic tho
>>186937963Still more skeptical than almost any other Leftist on Twitter. Even if she had to couch in politically correct jargon. >"It's not that I think this is bullshit, it's just that this is, uh...distasteful to rape victims. Yeah, that's it, let's go with that.
>>186938196>I know about you sick people, disgusting basement dwellers and Russian bots. You’re an anathema to our nation!What's this we exactly? Last I checked the dems hired bots and shills, Sharts Blue and CTR, even called them nerd virgins locked in basements
>>186933762AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!Pottery.
Glorious faggot is glorious!
Once again /pol/ changes Historyinclude me in screencrap
>>186923678Sauce?
>>186937543Hey guys, I found Avennatti.Also, fuck off.
>>186936967I think for the first time in my life I agree with Wu. He's absolutely right, these allegations are political footballs the left uses to manipulate things to their advantage. Feinstein, being a woman herself, makes her particularly scummy in this respect. She should be excised from the judiciary committee regardless of what happens to kav.
I WAS HERE
>>186910666Satan is always trying to tempt us with bad ideas
The rarity of the situation.
>>186910048Posting in epic bread
>>186938711Popeye's Blackened Ranch please.
>>186938588You’ll go down in history as worse than Hitler because you took away the rights of women.
>>186910048the fact that OP doesnt know how to greentext actually makes it seem more legit
Dana Loesch plz screencap me
put me in screencap plez
>>186910048God bless you. It doesn't matter if your post is a larp or if it is true, it is discrediting CPL. Good job.
>>186923678
Q predicted this
>>186939155f
>>186938741Difi really does need to go, she started all this bullshit by sitting on that letter and not saying word fucking one during his hearing. FBI needs to start digging into her China problem.
>>186910048This needs to be done to all "fakenews" outlets. flood em w/ shit. about kav and trump. till they quit running unverified shit!
>>186910048I love you bastards so much.
>>186939105no rights were taken away.. If you are for Woman treated equally why do you grand stand on woman having to sing up for selective service?Woman already have the same rights as men and have had them for a very long time now.
>>186939185>None of it is truewas that an admission of fraud?
This is a good chance to red pill some people. everyone post some facts for the normies lurking like the faggots they are!
>>186939269>>186939185WEVE GOT HIM ON STRINGS FELLAS
>>186910048Something went wrong with your format
>>186939185Bald scumbag can't take the heat, doing damage control like a tard. This just about proves he was trolled.
>>186939185You actually follow the guy?
>>186937543Found the porn lawyer.
It’s fake and gay but I want to believe.
>>186939185FFFFFFFake
>>186939185also, where is the #Basta?
>>186939269I can't stop laughing anon. help me!
>>186939185>ITS NOT TRUE, YOU'RE AFRAIDoh god. OP might be telling the truth
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>186910666Because at that point you either die or go to prison.
>>186939599I see what you did there!!! >top kek
>>186910048nippledick has his own story now..thx OP
>>186937543Client? They signed on with him? I think not. It was all just hearsay that this FOOL rushed to retail so he could stay relevant to a hot story of the moment. PS...How much cocaine does Creepy Porn Lawyer use every month anyway? This kind of delusional behavior must be somehow the product of cocaine use..
>>186910048The instant I saw "train">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orY3oHzlYFII knew... we all knew.
>>186939599
Avenatti just replied to someone on Twitter that this whole thing BS. Denies being trolled. It was fun while it lasted.
>>186940440>"I AM NOT BEING TROLL" -man being trolled
>>186939185link to tweet NAO>>186939189This predicted Q
Congrats, you clever bastards.It’s all over Normiesphere now.
>>186940440link it then
>>186938427Ok now you’re just just a shill. Carry on.
>>186910048Specific message for the news media reading this thread right now....Niggers tongue my anus
>>186910048Q predicted this.Add me to history.
>>186913558>>186928838How is this ANY different from what's going on with Christine Ford, etc., right now? > a person> be contacted by some rich Democrat> hear, "Hey, we'll give you 10 million dollars if you pretend to be someone who was assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh"> agree to it> do it So yeah, how's the 4chan prankster doing anything different than the current high-profile accusers?
>>186940755>inb4 CNN makes a whole Documentation about this ThreadHello Libcucks
GET ME IN THE CAPPPPPP... HI MA!!! WE DID IT REDDIT. BRAISE BE TO KaK. POOTIN IZ GOD
>>186940697the best part, it doesnt matter if he denies it or if the story is even true. Normies will now just think that wacky 4chan fooled another loser
>>186940226Sorry but I had different thoughts. Tell me /pol/ do you love your station?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI
Dammit
>>186940915>the best part, it doesnt matter if he denies it or if the story is even true. Normies will now just think that wacky 4chan fooled another loserwhen he can't produce the 3rd victim and is questioned on what happened, he's going to look like the bald penis head he is. Fantastic.
>>186941076we control the perception nowits already outperception of reality is changed forever
>>186912693the money wasn't a motivating factor at all
>>186910048you literally can not beat /pol/
>>186936967Wu is apparently one of the few people on the left smart enough to see how badly this moron is backfiring. Wu is the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
>>186939211Exactly, she's been there for 40 year, she knew this would turn 100% partisan if she waited to the last minute. She could have done it in July, or even in August when Blasey took the lie detector, but she still waited, intentionally. From every angle you slice this, she's trash.If she believed it, she used a sexual assault victim as a political toolIf she didn't believe it, she threw an innocent judge under the busEither way, she's playing partisan politics on the judiciary committeeIf she was getting revenge for Blasey, she's being a vigilante, which is antithetical to American judicial practice.She's the villain here, regardless of what pans out with Kavanaugh. She launched an assault on the supreme court, congress, Blasey, Kavanaugh, and frankly the people of the nation. There is no good aspect to what she's done. Repubs and Dems should condemn her.
U mad, CNN?
>>186923678ARUBA JAMAICA OHHHH I WANNA TAKE YATO BERMUDA BAHAMACOME ON PRETTY MAMA
>>186941076BuzzFeed News tho>>186941318Never thought I'd live to see the timeline where Brianna looked like the sane one, but yeah.
>>186937143Even his co-conspirator mixes in words like "appears" so she won't be on the hook for his lies.
>>186939269No way. This has to be fake
>>186939185one obvious sign a person is lying:he repeats again and again what isn't true>This is completely false, it never happened, it is total fabrication, none of it is true4 times he rephrased the same content of a sentenceThe amount of full stops he uses leads me to believethat he wants to come across as VERY sure of thisbut he isn'the's lying
>>186937347No u
What is it with Italy and producing these fags. Asia Argento - feminist hypocrite pedophile as well as CPL.
>>186941076>credibility>Avenatti>represents washed up hooker>doesn't pay his taxesYep, it's fuckin over. It was her turnnnnnGet fucked shill
>>186939748That he even addressed is pretty much 100% confirms.This timeline.I can't even.
>>186941076So as much credibility as that nigger does? #Basta
>>186941076>it is a complete fabrication, it has got zero credibilityjust like his FFFFFFtime to double down negroes
>>186937543What if dumbass's client, assuming she can be located and questioned, says she didn't tell him any of that? We only have his word for any of this nonsense.
>>186941482>Tweeting through a messenger now“I LOCKED MY ACCOUNT FOR REAL REASONS NOT THE READONS YOU SAID I PROMISE
>>186939269is this real?
>>186941842IT'S NOT 4CHAN, IT'S RUSSIAN BOTS
>>186941842I'm pretty sure this is the least faggot OP in 4chan history.
>>186941076Btw, Jimbo you look like the lead singer of Nickleback, The absolute state.
>>186941769Based Tuck. Gonna grab TWO bags of popcorn for tonight's episode. Gonna be lit with >muh creepy porn lawyertrolling the whole hour.
>>186910048CPL might be insane, but no way. I await further proof.
Imagine being Avenatti and expecting Kavanaugh to have to prove his innocence only to have the same shit done to him hours later#Basta
>>186910048fucking epic
>>186937347is this really CREEPY PORN LAWYER?!?!?
>>186910048Someone needs to actually get this story to Tucker.He will put it on blast.Imagine the Senate Judiciary Committee asking if it's all just a 4chins prank.
>>186940851Well, first of all the 4chan prankster wouldn't be a democrat and thus magically always be forgiven regardless of the crime committed.
>>186936967wtf I love Wu now
>>186937963looks its john flynt
Fucking Christ, OP. Learn how to use comedy chevrons properly. I can't even read that shit.
BUT MUH GERMAN SHEPHERDS
>Poppy HarlowPottery
>>186941076Note to youf; the only Dalrymple that counts for anything is of the Theodore variety
What's this #Basta thing he keeps tagging? Does he have an endorsement deal with a pasta sauce or something?
>>186916338Kek haven't seen this in like 10 years
“I-I didn’t get tricked! I’ll lock my twitter so you can’t see my real plan!”#B-basta
>>186942446>Fucking Christ, OP. Learn how to use comedy chevrons properly. I can't even read that shit.This. Newfags everywhere
>>186942350He really pissed them off with his mild dissent on this. Wonder if his gender-bending will save him from a purge.
>>186930672Nor are they "Asian". But hey, smear the chinks by associating mass rape and bombings to them!
>>186942496Walnut sauce on pizza, anon. Errrbody is doing it
>>186942593I will give OP a pass on account of how hard he must have been laughing while posting this.
>>186910048 Damn you should have put CallRecorder on the phones then posted the convos...
>>186928790Exactly, none.
>>186941629He doth protest too much.
>>186940755digits confirm!
>>186942640Only a chink would be butthurt over the britbong use of the word 'asian'. The rest of us don't care.>>186942706>I will give OP a pass on account of how hard he must have been laughing while posting this.Doesn't matter. He's still a newfag for not formatting it correctly. We take our formatting really serious around here.LOWER
>>186910048>cant into greentext>hello fellow 4channers
>>186941801we need the FFFFFF memes now niggers!!! to the mspaint!!!
>>186910666Because the «it was just a prank bro» doesn’t really work out when the DNC sends the feds after you for committing fraud by accepting payment.
>>186941629Imagine the hot flashes of pure panic he's going through right now, the acid pouring into his stomach and gnawing holes in it, the mad flashes, the turbulent storm of adverse emotions as visions of a desolate future flash through his weak mind, as he contemplates the utter folly of his ways.
> Have stripper GF No.
>>186937347Just do it!
>>186943157By doing what he did, his status has been elevated to honorable cuck.
>>186939105>took away the rights of women.Stop raping women mike
Remember:Their Overreacting about this Troll proves this post to be legit.how fucked are they?
GOP to stay in session over weekend to possibly vote. Thanks 4chinz
>>186940851/pol/ has taken over karma nowKarma is no longer a bitch but a fagGlorious time to be alive. Best timeline eva!
>>186943157If you have coke you do.
>>186943390FFFFFFucked
At this point even if it’s just a LARP, if he’s defending against accusations that he got trolled it might as well be true.
>>186943141>b-basta he whispers, as he slips into unconsciousness
>>186943390Who is this Forch Ann
>>186943511the best!
>>186941482IT'S REAL, IT'S SO REAL YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW REAL IT IS. IT'S SO REAL THAT I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU ABOUT WHO IT IS YET, BUT I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO GO ALONG WITH IT NOW
>>186938196>>186938427>>186939105stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person. and calling us russian bots doesnt make it true. you have no power here.
> mfw Avenatti denies catfishing, but OP wasn't a complete fag and actually preserved evidence
>>186932825The piss story was just some autist who was fucking with Rick Wilson. Hardly need to be NSA to fool Rick Wilson in twitter DMs.
this was all preplanned......why didn't OP record any of this? he can't find you if using burner phones and stuff spreads so quickly online.
>>186941991One best larps I have ever seen since Q. Got the dude to melt down.
>>186943769YOU'LL SEE HOW WRONG YOU ARE SOME DAYS FROM NOW WHEN I PROVIDE THE PROOF I DEFINITELY HAVE
It’s still locked
No. Noooooo.noooooooooo!!!!! I was going to be President of the WORLD!!!!
