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Hahahaahha! They won’t even build it to help you anymore, it just screams at you to clean it up!

You hear that Zoomers? If you work hard and respond to Marty’s screeches in a timely manner someday you might be an Assistant Store Manager!
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meanwhile a highschool dropout boomer that has never been sober but was given a job at IBM back in the day gets to turn the robot on and off for 300k a year
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>>309353198
fucking dystopian. I'm sure Amazon will 'improve' on the model to patrol their warehouses.
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>>309353198
Imagine he rolls up to a black child and starts alarm yelling
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>>309353198
Anyone try to fuck it yet?
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>having a job
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>>309353198
Robot: Hey wagie meat bag, clean up the trash ya filthy animal, bada bing kapisch
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>>309353198
As a customer I will complain that these negatively impact my shopping experience and will be taking my business elsewhere.
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>>309353198
Can you fuck it?
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>>309353459
I’m sorry Sir, your going to have to improve your response times to Marty or lose your job, Manager Bongqueesha is cutting someone next week.
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>>309353837
They don't care, the people you complain to fucking hate their job and hate the company just as much if not more than the lowliest worker.

The people who make all the decisions live on a boat and you can never talk to them. The only people you can talk to are other slaves.
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We have one nearby. You can box him in with four cans of anything and he won’t move. Put your bodies upon the gears.
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>>309353198
ok so obviously people are going to just throw trash on the ground to see it work right?
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>>309353198
The smarter employee gets the management position, even if they're a robot.
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>>309353198
Getting rid of any A.I. is just a matter of finding a way to teach it to be racist then let the kikes lose their shit. Try to get it to recognize niggers as trash.
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>>309353198
Cant wait for some nigger to steal it. You know its coming
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>>309353198
>CLEAN IT UP JANNY
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>>309354065
Wait till SJWs cry that you’re oppressing it when you do
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>>309353198
There wouldn't be a paying customer for this product if millenials weren't fat crybabies. We are talking about a generation of people who thought posting their opinion of the internet is all it takes to change the world.
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>>309354427
kek, imagine it detecting a jogger as trash then the jogger being like "ayo waddafuk?? *smacks lips profusely* this nigga serious???"
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>>309353198
these turned up all over my town throughout covid. first was just before hand. all these robots do is cause mini traffic jams in the store, blocking foot traffic in central areas. these robots have wasted a good 3+ minutes of my life already and they havent existed even a year yet.

the grocery store closest to me put mask over the fake mouth the taped to their robot.
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Honorary Shit-Poster
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also the articles and public pr say the robot is for detecting trash and hazards on teh floor, thats true. but i talked to a manager i knew at my closest store and he said the robots will also be able to scan for and report expired food, do some inventory tasks such as reporting when a shelf is empty, and also keep cameras going to record any potential theft. hence why i think the bots always near the front of the store causing traffic jams.
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>go to store
>superglue trash all over floor
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>>309355547
Nigger, shut you self-hating mulatto ass up.
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>>309353498
kek
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>>309353198
Can you put a Pepe head on it?
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>>309353198
>put on face mask
go to store
>push over machines
laugh at dumb niggers trying to figure out how to fix them.
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>>309353198
It literally looks like a horse cock
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>>309353198
Now that's funny.
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>>309357091
Are you a Canadian on holiday?
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>>309356491
Those robots are going to be very busy in the ghetto grocery stores.
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>>309357397
Just start telling black people that they can make money by selling the parts
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>>309353198
Are there furry versions yet?
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>>309353498
it's going to be standing next to every chicken bone until it decomposes if they let this thing any where near niggers.
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>>309357397
Classic nigquesha move.
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i kinda wanna sponsor a store and buy a dozen of these. just so when the poor wagie comes by to clean it up, it's being glared at by a dozen robots with googly eyes while multiple alarms are going off and customers are feeling threatened. bonus points if i can install some of those party poppers you pull to shoot out confetti that go off once the wagie completes his task.
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>>309353198
nah, thats the same model we have at my store. its an inventory robot, scans shelves to see whats out of stock and adds to the order. it still sucks, makes mistakes, etc, but its not as silly/useless as the text suggests
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The big jew: Pays rip off price for a bot that follows its low income workers everywhere to see if they are working or stealing

jewbot: Hey jamal, why are you loitering around in the stock room there are floors to be swept, do you want me to make an angry face
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>>309354057
This. America died when it fell for the "free market" meme.
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>>309353837
Wait for the first string of injury lawsuits by scam artists claiming this thing knocked them down.
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>>309353198
Imagine being such a slave a robot is higher on the command chain than you
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>>309353371
>boomer
Obsessed
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>>309358042
Anon... this is the case for 99% of jobs.
It has been for decades.
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>>309357507
They wouldn't have the ability to disassemble that.
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>>309353198
So it's a broken roomba
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>>309353498
What a wonderful world
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>>309357875
Thats a jewish lie and youre too dumb to know it. Taxation thrives off of the free market. Nothing is illegal in the free market.
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>>309357716
based dystopian poster
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>>309357875
it died when it fell for the "melting pot" meme
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>>309353198
arent you suppose to be dead jim?
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>>309358928
They excel at disassembling things, cities, societies, countries
They can smash a robot
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>>309353198
That's a horse cock
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>>309359006
Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
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>>309357716
id get one that occasionally knocks over shit from the shelves and says "pick up the can"
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>a giant dick screams at you
kinky.
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>>309353198
>it's just an automated report post function
Fucking kek
JANNY
HEY JANNY
CLEAN IT UP
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>>309353198
>right away sir
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>>309353198
IF the robot does the cleaning, how are people suppose to have jobs?
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>>309353459
>I'm sure Amazon will 'improve' on the model to patrol their warehouses.
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>>309362107
>how are people suppose to have jobs?
Who cares? Let them eat each other
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>>309362107
why not have the person do the spotting and the robot do the cleaning?
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>>309362107
they wont in five years when they do the cleaning lol
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>>309362652
Hahahaha good one anon. What's next, give them a decent salary?
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>>309353198
His name is Marty and he is in Giant grocery stores. Fucking boomers don't understand how the sensors work and repeatedly crash their carts into him thinking it will move.
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>>309362652
How is that funny?
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>>309353198
>work hard
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>>309362107
>Needing a job
Check out this NPC
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>>309353198
no no no... i learned in school that we were all going to be FREE from work because of the robots
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>>309362652
look out we got a wagie here
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>>309362971
>Just give me free food
Check out this parasite
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>>309362750
He's in Stop & Shop grocery stores as well. I've seen one with a face mask taped on him lol.
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>>309361569
as a social experiment, i wonder how many people would actually pick it up if the robot just knocked it over and didnt say anything, but just stared with its googly eyes
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>>309353459
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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CLEAN IT UP JANNIE
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>>309353198
Anons how do i make a discreet emp gun
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>>309355547
>>309356600
there was a shitty little robot a few years ago, called the hitchBot
it sucessfully hitch hiked through three countries
it wanted to go all over America on it's own too
a few days after it arrived it made it to Philly
a pack of niggers immediately destroyed it for fun, took a picture and uploaded it to hitchBot's website, and then stole the pieces
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>>309353198
It would be a shame if someone were to slap some custom redpill stickers all over it.
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>>309353198
haha they're automating middle management
karen is going to starve
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>>309353198
Lmao, I don't think I've ever even seen a store that had enough trash on the floor to warrant a fucking janny bot, and I've been to a Detroit Walmart.
The only tssh you see in stores is when they run stock, and they usually have bins to put the trash in as they replenish.
What on Earth is wrong with these people.
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>>309365333
it's not a janny bot, it's a bot that yells at jannies
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>tape a stick to the head with a string hanging in front of it
>attach empty bottle to end of the string
>point robot towards giant soup can display pyramid that took someone all day to make
>profit
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>>309365566
True, that's a good point.
So jannies are now even lower than dystopian chink trash robots, kek.
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>>309353198
Do they build a version with a built in stun gun so you can have your wagies punish themselves for their failure to keep the area clean?
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>>309353198
>write script to rick roll fatties
>remote ssh into it and inject script
???
>kek
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>>309357716
>pick it up wagie
>poppers goes off putting confetti on the the floor
>trash detected
>pick it up wagie
>poppers goes off putting confetti on the the floor
>trash detected
>pick it up wagie
>poppers goes off putting confetti on the the floor
>trash detected
>pick it up wagie
>poppers goes off putting confetti on the the floor
>trash detected
>pick it up wagie
>poppers goes off putting confetti on the the floor
>trash detected
>pick it up wagie
>poppers goes off putting confetti on the the floor
>trash detected
>pick it up wagie
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Stick a plunger to it at waist level so it runs around dicking everything and everyone.
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>>309353924
No but if you splooge on it it'll call a jannie to wipe it down
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>>309353198
middle management fucked again
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>>309353603
oh christ it actually is him.
i thought it was just a coincidence.
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Assistant to the Store Manager
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>>309353198
it looks like an absolutely massive horse dildo
it has to be intentional
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>>309353198
>slaps your girl on the ass
Wat do?
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>>309368379
I thought I was the only one
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>>309365688
>pic
OH
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>>309353198
>they replaced autism
science has gone too far.
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>>309368406
Pour water on it
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>>309368406
>shitty store
>has a robot
This is not the future we were promised.
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>>309354427
You don't need to teach the AI.
The AI will through deep learning. Learn that by itself.
Just like you mos probably weren't taught to think that. It was your careful observation and study of such matters that led you to the conclusions.
A conscious AI will be racist. In the sense that it will see the differences in race.

Read about Gearge Soros and Palantir. They are starting to fear AI.
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>>309357397
This fucking infuriates me, I saw a nigger leave a $43 ham on bread shelf at aldi just last week, shamed him for it, fortunately I live in an area where if you see a nigger you know they are attending the uni on some chimp scholarship so you're realitvely safe from chimp outs.
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>>309368406
I hope they get these soon out near me, I'll total myself on one, coles always settles out of court.
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>>309368758
Kek
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>>309353924
Asking the real questions.
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>>309353371
All IT and tech support has been replaced with pajeets you retard
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>>309353198

Who works, I steal everything I need. Like I am going to pay these corporations for anything.
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>>309368379
When you're a hammer everything looks like a nail.
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>>309368379
>>309368644
I'm in tears. I thought it looked like a chimney, horse cock dildos were the furthest thing from my mind til you guys pointed it out kek
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>>309369172
Lol the African refugees at my local Aldi don't know how much money they have and can't mentally add up how much they're spending. They have to leave half their trolley behind the checkout when they find out they can't pay for everything they picked off the shelves.
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>>309357716
based. If I was rich I'd set up tons of companies to troll wagies with. Disgusting slime.
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>>309368406
I would immediately fire the lazy wagie who stocks the shelves with cans and bottles still in cardboard boxes.
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>>309353837
>As a customer I will complain that these negatively impact my shopping experience and will be taking my business elsewhere.
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>be me
>hear about marty robot
>gain 100 lbs
>"time to teach these wagies what capitalism really is"
>go to grocery store
>pick up 2 lbs of raw cranberries
>eat them immediately
>find my ol pal marty the robot
>begin to have terribly loud and violent diahrea experience
>pull pants down around ankles
>lay on back and shoot shit streams all over the place
>all over the floor, my self, the shelves, even marty wasnt spared
>marty calls for assistance
>Stare minimum wage employee dead in the eye, with a very grimaced look, as marty tells him to clean up the mess.
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>>309353198
Why does it look like a horse cock?
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>>309353371
>detached from reality
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>>309353198
how long before a headline comes out about marty being racist because he screams more in supermarkets in black neighbourhoods?
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>>309353198
Easy stress free job by picking up trash when being told to. No other responsibilities. No chance of going into hundred of thousand dollar debt from failing. No brain required. Why do people complain about these jobs? If the jobs didn’t exist they would have nothing as they are incapable of running their own business.
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>>309353603
At this point, having a job is soÿ as fuck. The enlightened individual lives off welfare and crypto.
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>>309354791
I know this is a joke post, but this is probably will happen in time. When automation starts to put more and more people out of work, the SJW programming will be rewritten to consider robots as "humans" and therefore it's ok for them to erode the rights of the indigenous people, and if you complain you are being racist to robots for their years of slavery as robotic arms in factories or whatever.
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>>309368379
same, thought it was a statue of a horse dildo
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>>309353198
California?
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>>309357397
Chocoloate for 3.50$??

3.50$ is 16.50 in my currency.
And chocolate here is 5.00 - 9.00kn.
Higher wages = higher prices, it seems.
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>>309353198
Imagine living in a society where litter on the floor in the place you buy your food is such a problem that they need patrolling robots.
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>>309353198
https://youtu.be/xDISZCydqis
Lol YouTube it. How can wagies compete?
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>>309353198
I want to destroy that with a sledgehammer.
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>>309353198
can't wait until we finally be ruled by robots, at least it would end race war
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>>309357716
devilish
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>>309353603
I've never actually seen this source pic I always thought it was just drawn to resemble Markiplier.
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>>309353459
>>309353198
It will electrocute workers who fail to clean it up in time
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>>309353198
Finally, realistic simulation of women.
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>>309355547
Based AI
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I would rips its eyes out so I cannot see
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>>309365815
i like how the white employee crosses her fingers like she's trying to repel a demon
in a way i suppose she is
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>>309365079
I fucking hate niggers so fucking much I can't wait until the day of the rope
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>>309368406
>coke
>dried mac and cheese
>canned ravioli
ah, the /pol/ aisle
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>>309353198
maybe it's meant for the workplaces that are full of lazy joggers
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>>309357920
The thing is covered in cameras.
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>>309365815
Based joggers
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>>309356255
>the grocery store closest to me put mask over the fake mouth the taped to their robot.
kek this is even gayier than people wearing masks in their pfps
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>>309375690
Unironically and for literally everything here. People routinely pay $15 for a basic lunch. When this inflation bubble pops....lol.
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>>309357716
holy fuck that sounds great.
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>>309369172
you're relaxing, and you will one day pay the price
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>>309369924
the fact that the state forces us to put up with these people lest we get our lives ruined and most let that slide without complaining is fucking crazy to me
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>>309357397
What a dickhead move lol
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>>309376464
kek
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>>309376608
It’s in a lot of Stop n’ Shop stores apperently I haven’t seen one of those since I lived in niggerville aka Connecticut.
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>>309375690
>Higher wages = higher prices, it seems.
That's why you buy the special deals ...

One time I was at a Superstore and they had 1kg (yes one fucking KG) of Muffins for 5$ BUT you could get the special and it was 5.99$ for 2 packs / 2kg ... no wonder everyone is OBESE++
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>>309376608
Looks like shit
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>>309365815
Now imagine this with a robot around that starts screaming at the same time.
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>>309375690
that is luxury chocolate
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>>309378542
Canadian detected
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>>309365079
hitchbot was destroyed by some gay youtuber for views.
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>>309353198
I hate these fucking autistic things. They get in the way and it's a waiting game for the autistic robot and the retarded immigrant to figure out which one is going to move so I can get by.
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>>309353587
>muh dick
Stop being a nigger
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Always wondered what that thing did
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>>309369172
>realitvely safe from chimp outs
Relaxing. Not a good idea.
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>>309353198
nightmarish
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>>309377187
Does AfD have a chance in the future? Or are they cucked/controlled opposition like Le Pen's National Front (now National Rally kek)
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>>309353198
>Things I autistically screech at mommy when she mentions the idea of me ever getting a job and becoming self sufficient .txt
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>>309353371
Nonsense. He became the director.
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>>309375232
>Easy stress free job by picking up trash when being told to. No other responsibilities. No chance of going into hundred of thousand dollar debt from failing. No brain required. Why do people complain about these jobs? If the jobs didn’t exist they would have nothing as they are incapable of running their own business.

cope.
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>>309353198
How long till this thing starts screaming nigger
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>>309362107
>duuur ban robots so ppl can have jobs!!!1
You are why we cant have nice things
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>>309353459
maybe you should pick up the trash
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WOOP WOOP
WAGIE WAGIE
CLEAN UP CLEAN UP
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>>309357397
These robots won't ever be seen in ghetto stores. Management might be dumb enough to pay 35k for a robot that screams about trash, but they're smart enough to know that putting anything valuable in a ghetto store is a very, very bad idea.
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Imagine being outranked by a toaster that does nothing but scream at dirty floors.
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>>309368406
Become John Conner and led the people against the beta robot uprising
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It's because of slip and fall lawsuits. When I worked at a grocery store, every half hour someone would have to walk up and down every aisle in the store looking for anything that a customer could trip on. There was a logbook for us to record what time we started our sweep and what time we completed it. This went on all day long, every single day. It was a large store so the sweep took at least ten minutes. But it helped prevent anyone from suing the store for being negligent if they fell. This robot will have similar purpose. The store can point to it and say that it invested in detecting spills and trash that could cause people to trip and fall. It's not really about preventing anyone from tripping, it's about preventing anyone for suing for negligence.
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>>309353198
So it replace the management team?
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>>309353198
Assistant TO THE store manager
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Little concerned that so many here know what a horse cock looks like
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What? There's not a robot to fix the problem? What kind of bullshit is this.

>>309383806
They're the last ones to be replaced.

>>309353603
It's absolutely nessassary in 2021. Find work immediately.
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>>309353198
It's not the minimum wage worker that gets replaced, buying machines to replace the entire base gets expensive, 35k to replace a manager that you'd pay 50k a year for is a good deal though.

Enjoy getting berated by machines though.
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>>309357397
There are /Canadians/ seeing these prices and seething right now.
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PICK IT UP
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>>309369408
Tech support is a subset of IT. Namely it's tier 1 technicians. Tier 3/2 still largely white.
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Look forward to accidentally tripping these and them bejng smashed by nogs
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>>309364752
Lmao I started doing this at my college when they replaced all the janitors with minimum wage foreigners
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>>309384491
>Enjoy getting berated by machines though.
Wouldn't that be better than getting berated by a Karen?
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>>309369924
Fuck this dystopian clown world
Uncle Ted was right

>>309362652
>>309363036
In Dystopian Clown World America, you work for the robot. Is there a single sci-fi author who saw this coming?

>>309357397
Niggas just gonna knock them over for being wayciss an' sheeeeit
Can the robot scream "I've fallen, and I can't get up"?

>>309383545
On second thought, maybe this robot will be used in nigger infested areas
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>>309353198
A store near me has one.
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>>309365815
What Would MartyBot Do?
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>>309353198
here's your skynet, getting micromanaged by giant dildo
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>>309357551
Like anything autonomous, they won't be able to deploy it around niggers. It'll end up stolen, smashed, raped or vandalized.
Niggers are the great filter for automated technology.
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>>309353498
>Imagine he rolls up to a black child and starts alarm yelling
But this is a niggerbot since it calls for somebody to clean up the mess.
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>>309368406
Obviously dump her, she's trash
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>>309385865
take vid of it yelling for a wagie
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>>309353198
CLEAN
>IT
UP
>JANNIE
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>>309378090
Lmao
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>>309354065
Lol whats the point of that fukin robot?
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>>309375348
>SJW programming will be rewritten to consider robots as "humans" and therefore it's ok for them to erode the rights of the indigenous people
You can observe this clownworld sleeper agenda on Drudge, which has consistently pushed sex bots the last six years, but now the aggregated headlines are about "robot consent." Demoralization more than legality. But what many don't expect will be the genetically manipulated sub-human chimeras created by Chinese labs, which will be publicly "uncovered" within five years, these lab lifeforms will be the new brute slaves, used as beasts of burden, but ironically the "human rights" movement for these creatures will be used to lessen/trivialize our own rights, helped by "think pieces" that argue "If the Chink Chimera is 60% human, why do us 100% humans deserve more freedoms?"
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>>309353371
u jelly zoomy/millenniaal cuck
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>>309382873
That one line is more horrific than any two Philip K Dick novels you care to name.

Kudos and applause, anon.
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>>309353198
based. automatic jannie caller.
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>>309365013
Copper coil, momentary switch, capacitor, boost converter and a mobile phone battery.
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>>309353198
Why spend that much when you can just get your employees to patrol once in a while?
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>>309387484
she would've been an alright root back in the day. dried up and used now though
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>>309368379
I will never be able to unsee this now.
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>>309387784
CLEAN IT UP
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>>309357397
The robots AI will just determine it is more efficient to terminate all googles
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>>309353198
We have one of these, it's not on at Night. Day fags deserve to clean it up anyways, night crew is where all your based people work, besides any niggers of course.
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>>309357397
This shit right here pisses me off. How fucking lazy are you that you can't just take it back where you got it? I understand being a fat piece of shit because of muh mutts, but leaving perishables on the shelf should be enough to be banned from the store. When I was younger I worked at a grocery store and you wouldn't believe the shit I would find.
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>>309383545
it's a tributary purchase, really
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>>309382873
>>309387672
>I have no mouth but I must clean
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>>309353198
>If you work hard and respond to Marty’s screeches in a timely manner someday you might be an Assistant Store Manager!
For starters, I'm one of the people designing stuff like that.
Secondly, what a useless thing.
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Based Marty
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>>309381081
these fuckers don't go to jail for "bashing the fash", they get records from theft, burglary, drug dealing, and domestic abuse.
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>>309353813
Lol
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>>309375232
It would only be stress free if you didn’t have any hope left
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>>309354589
>"Janny? ...... JANNY!!!??---"
>"---There you are. Clean this up."
and then proceeds to drive over a spilled cup of soda
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Is it called Marty because of Wal-MART? Lol. Disneyesque.
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>>309388625
That's not walmart.
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>>309353198
I'm 99% certain that the AI supposed able to detect trash on the ground with enough reliability to avoid insulting customers doesn't exist
this thing is in fact a mobile cameras platform that the shop's security uses to try to catch thieves, and they press butans to make it seem clownish enough that niggers don't consider it a spy or a threat
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>>309353198
>Marty the Robot emits its piercing screech into the wagie's ear in order to summon the wagie

> Wagie scoots over inside his mobile WageCage 3000™ (Made in China, Designed by Apple in California) and picks the trash up using its retractable grapple device
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>>309388625
There at Giant/Martins, the parent company is Ahold.
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>>309353198
I think it's an anti-shoplifting thing.
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>>309353198
Marty is the Assistant Store Manager.
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>>309353371
This is what millennials actually believe.
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AND IT DOES IT FOE FREE!!!
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>>309388733
No one has mentioned that Marties will be used for mask monitoring and social distancing. It's perfect. Force people to wear masks, removing their human features, then when people grow weary of masks, introduce pylon robots to surveil and shame humans who go maskless. The robots don't need to social distance or wear masks, subliminally this conveys that Marty has more rights than human customer. Add eyes to the robot which further subliminally scrambles the human into thinking s/he's being watched or mocked. The human is being turned robotic meanwhile the robot gets a pair of eyes to look humanishly happy and content.

>>309388670
>>309388948
Is it called Marty because its s(mart) then?
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>>309390209
No, I think they thought the name was cute. Probably stands for some gay shit though.
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>>309353198
>robots will take our jobs
<actually robots will be your slave masters
nice.
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>>309375249
t. nigger
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>>309353813
kek
Bezos will have these at every last station criticizing how they wasted a part of their movement doing a task. It will become like the movie Elysium in reality. The lower caste humans doing the work, and the elites having the bots to keep them in line.
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That's not all it does. Things like that produce reports about how long the cleanup takes and it probably can make before/after pictures. Their boss is going to print that shit out show it to them and put it in a manilla folder. They may even rank their workers and cut the bottom 3rd or so if they have enough applicants. In the end they're your real boss.

Soon half your career can be measured in some robot's automated reports and the judgments it makes will impact your pay and vacation time and even if you have a job.
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>>309390691
So basically, the robot will analyze your performance objectively, instead of the HR department who puts more attention to diversity hires?
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>>309387888
When I did floor sweeps, it took about ten minutes to do the entire store and had to be performed twice an hour. For a store that's open 16 hours per day, that adds up to almost 2000 employee hours per year. If an low end employee costs $10/hr to employ (cost are higher than just salary), that's $20,000 per year on floor sweeps. If the robot costs $35,000, it pays for itself in under two years. Of course this isn't a complete analysis since the robot will need maintenance and it cannot clean up spills or trash it finds so there's some labor costs there. But it can do its job continuously instead of just twice an hour. Even preventing the filing of a single trip and fall lawsuit will make the robot worthwhile.
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>>309353198

Everybody 15 years ago:
> man, can’t wait for robowaifus

2021:
> Marty the robot
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ahaped like a fucking horse dildo
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>>309365688
>pic
WHAT THE FUCK BROS
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>>309353198
You old heads talk trash about generation Z because you feel bad about getting old.
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>>309365688
>PIC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>309390497
>Memefag
>Wagie
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>>309353498
>Imagine he rolls up to a black child and starts alarm yelling
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>>309392225
>old heads
I hate nigger talk so fucking much
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>>309353198
mfw
>add AI to robot
>robot realizes that following joggers around reduces theft 99%
>outcry cause racism
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It should be trained to waste criminal thugs
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think a super powerful magnet could fuck it?
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>>309365688
Interesting jew conspiracy program.
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>>309354192
first thing, I would do is test it. It probably won't have a speaker though, out side of warning signal. It probably alerts the human via some digital signal. More fun: there is a way to interrupt bluetooth, essentially un-pair a BT speaker. Once thats done, pair it with a phone and play NAZI speech/music.
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>>309379766
its a secondary function so it doesn't fuck itself up trying to trek through liquids or something the wheels might drag. These robots primary goal is automated stock check so it skips human retardation of people who can't write down numbers. You generally don't see stockers at random hours anymore if a store has one of these robots
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>>309389798
He's right.
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>>309353198
I’ve seen this robot and I tell everyone that if he had arms, he’d kill everyone in the store. Nobody even minds this sadistic killer. They gave him goofy eyes to lower your guard. Guarantee in less than a year , he kills an entire grocery store full of people. Then people will remember my warnings.
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>>309357507
Remember what they took from you.
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>>309363892
THIS
I usually push it into a corner and watch it flail around.
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Change the output language to Bantu
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>>309353198
Holy shit, I used to work with one of these b4 the wu ping coof. Actually pretty cool desu
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"AYO! AY YO! AY! AY! AYO!!! AYYYY, AAAAAAAAAAAAYO, YOOOOOO!!!!!! AYOOOOOOO!!!! AY, AY, AAAAYYYYY, YOOOOOO, AYYYYY, WHO GON CLEAN DIS SHIT?!?!?!?! DIS SUM BOW SHIT!!!!!"
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>>309391002
>Thank you Asst. Mgr. Kenneth.
>Now, if you'll all put on your vests, we can do the Walmart cheer before we start our shift!
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>>309353198
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>>309390869
It may seem dehumanizing but I guess you'll get better coworkers or at least ones that will sabotage the robot.
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>>309387102
It's for use it grocery stores and it frees workers from having to run frequent sweeps of the store for messes. It actually makes the job easier
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>>309393901
Fuck that shit, I'd never work at a Wal-Mart. When I was in that business, I worked at a Pavilions. Bored housewives of Hollywood (((executives))), retired tv stars, and even some z-list celebrities were our customers. None of that Arkansas shit for me.
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>>309353198
>go to my local supermarket to pick up some pot noodles and coke
>browsing the aisles
>suddenly, something slides into view
>at the top of the aisle is a silhouetted shape
>It's tall, and slim, and moving slowly towards me
>It's Marty the Robot
>I turn around
>Two more Marty robots are advancing down the aisle towards me
>I fling my shopping into my basket and get ready to dash out of there
>Too late, more Martys have appeared
>There's at least ten of them, closing ranks
>They surround me, back me up against the shelves
>There's nowhere to go
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>TRASH DETECTED
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>TRASH DETECTED
>Oh God it's happening again
>I curl into a ball on the sticky linoleum floor
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>TRASH DETECTED
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>>309353198
To be fair, the average person is too dumb to detect trash on the floor on their own.
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>>309394432
Grow up and act like a man not a child
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When will be the first robot wedding?
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>>309353198
nothing at all to do with the “took our jerbs” mentality. It’s just my compulsive nature...........if I see that thing wandering around in a store with those stupid googly eyes I’m pushing that dumb motherfucker over.
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See we keep calling it screaming, so I have to wonder. Does it chime or announce SPILL DETECTED or what? Because I'm just imagining a grating EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE like an alarm clock that crescendos in volume and doesn't stop until a wagie arrives, cleans up the spill, enters their 12 digit employee ID number, swipes their badge, and logs the event in the punch clock so their pay can be docked for wasting company time.
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>>309353198
I want to fuck that robot.mmm mmm
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Oh oh, the 3.0 model of Marty has detected an "unexpected item in the bagging area". He's going to fuck someone up now.
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>>309353498
Dude! You know damn well niggers will graffiti it and try breaking it.
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>>309353198
is that the first robot who commands humans?
anyway imagine that googly eyed contraption towering over some murican who sharted and fell in his own shit then the robot alerts the entire store to it with goofy voice over
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>>309368379
Any woman I've asked has told me horse cocks are incredibly stable.

It maybe because it's not a topic of conversation that comes up often leaf.
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>>309395206
Employees will be implanted with Elon Musk's NeuraLink so they can receive instructions directly from Marty.
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>>309394609
That's a tall order for the majority of the users of this site.
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All hail Marty (he's so cute, too)
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>>309365815
Performative Coonery
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When I visited the states and went down to the supermarket there were old people whos job was to greet you and other would bag your stuff. Pretty surreal 2bh
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>>309395396
Went to a grocery store in Alabama where the neighborhood was so shitty that the grocery carts had eight foot tall posts welded to their sides so they couldn't leave the store. Think about that, a neighborhood so shitty that it was too risky to let any grocery carts into the parking lot. Once you got to the door, you had to pick up all of your bags from the cart and hope none of them broke on your way to your busted ass 1982 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.
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>>309353198
They also scan the shelves for empty spots so wagies can fill it with product from the back.
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>>309353498
>Nigger Alarm
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>>309353498
not bad leaf
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Marty is a dick.
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>>309394432
Fucking kek
>>309394609
Dude can you stop being such a humorless faggot
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>>309353371
Yes and zoomies are all high on Adderall and can't socially function. We all have our crosses to bear.
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>>309353603
Markiplier looks nothing like this. Realistically he's 6+ft tall, full of muscles, gorgeous, better hair, and so self aware now that you posting shit like this is just makes it look like your brain never progressed past 2015 on the internet which sounds about right cause all you do is play Hearts of Iron and five nights at freddy's you fucking waste of air.
Markiplier out
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>>309395790
That's literally the Animal Farm pasture for boomers who got screwed or didn't have a pension, and my mom will probably be one, albeit she likes human interaction.
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>>309396504
when walmart attempted to do this shit in germany they failed
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>>309396718
The local Walmart and surrounding ones have three greeters on the immediate inside, and usually two more on the outside, but the latter checks for masks. But covid has likely made this permanent.
I didn't even know Germany had Walmarts. The ones here now have this cattle-like automated gate that opens on the immediate inside, it's totally dystopic, and they have these weird camera screens in the toiletries aisles that click red to confirm you're be watched, and the fuzzy screen shows you. Feels like A Scanner Darkly. Changes at Walmart are unironically the best subjective way to gauge American decline. You can walk in there now and not see another white person, and even the whites are mongoloid mouthbreathers with red soda stains on their t-shirt collars.
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>>309396486
>all high on Adderall and can't socially function
Hard to find someone who's not on it. And I wonder how much of the stagnation and general weird vibes in America can be attributed to the first wave aftereffects of longtime adderall prescriptions. Adderall itself was a bandaid on a dying economy paradigm, it was how people powered through with tunnel vision and it causes unusual memory issues and time dilation over the years. But now not even adderall can do the trick. This could be a much bigger issue and surprised no threads discuss it.
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>>309391221
Jews always post porn.
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>>309398092
What's funnier is you simpletons who don't understand that adderall is just speed.
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>>309356600
Cope nigger
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>>309398092
well yea
its literally fucking meth
its a neurotoxin no wonder it fucks your memory
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>>309397412
I refuse to shop anywhere that has the screens that tell me they are recording me

I pay for my shit and refuse to be treated like a thief by the likes of Walmart. What’s crazy is they will have these guarding 2$ fishing lures or toothbrushes. I live in pain pill land but fuck. My family drives 1.5 hours a few times a month to shop in Franklin TN to avoid it
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>>309396718
Who can blame them? It's a mix of boardroom kikes whom think that American business practices can be exported globally, and the fact that Germans aren't known to be the most personable or funniest people on the planet.

>>309397412
>The local Walmart and surrounding ones have three greeters on the immediate inside, and usually two more on the outside, but the latter checks for masks. But covid has likely made this permanent.
Before covid, greeters were eliminated due to the Great Workplace corporate downsizing effort. Perhaps the boomers and useless niggers we hire should be counting thier lucky stars that covid came along.

>>309398092
Mmmmmmmm. I'm licking my lips over those candy drips!
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>>309357397
shit, i'm white and i do this when i'm so fucking tired and want to go home
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>>309398821
>refuse to shop anywhere that has the screens that tell me they are recording me
This will be ever increasing as our white population continues to dwindle.
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>>309353198
This post got me thinking what if these things capture your phone stuff too along with being a lazy shit robot?? Just a thought...
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>>309353198
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

MADE MY DAY!!!!!
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>>309386860
Wait until they give one a built-in Glock for dealing with shoplifters.
>T-001
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>>309353198
>Assistant Store Manager
Assistant to the Store Manager
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>>309398466
>What's funnier is you simpletons who don't understand that adderall is just speed.
so you think theres no sociatal effects to a significant population being on speed? people tend to think of meth as just speed, at least burgers, but what if theres an even larger subset addicted to prescription speed? Hell meth is schedule 2 here
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>>309400253
Why would you harm shoplifters? We need them alive to pay fines and subsequently work in private prisons!
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>>309400521
>so you think theres no sociatal effects to a significant population being on speed?
Shits gonna get done, that's what!
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>>309400602
>Marty the Prison Guard
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>>309400663
>Shits gonna get done, that's what!
maybe at first then eventually everyone becomes a faggot coomer
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>>309357716
>party poppers you pull to shoot out confetti that go off once the wagie completes his task.
>get stuck in an endless cycle of cleaning and confetti
lmao
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>>309401039
Is this the right time for me to do a bluechew ad?

>>309400819
I'd prefer the robots to do that job so I can avoid injury and infection from terminal diseases.
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>>309401236
>Is this the right time for me to do a bluechew ad?
no its time for you to get back into the aisle, walmart anon, cleanup on aisle 5
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>>309401436
I'm not on a maintenance position. That's above my pay grade.
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>>309387072
kek
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Will it be racist if they give it a white voice?
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>>309353198
marty in action:
https://youtu.be/6r-_HPDqB2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJynyvChQ8
https://youtu.be/fyP7MpJLfqc
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>>309353198
in a true free market, people that enact this would quickly go bankrupt



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