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>BBC - Face masks have been normal for five centuries
https://archive.vn/qLlVa

>GUARDIAN - Unemployment rises to 5.1% (people on a full year of furlough are NOT unemployed!
https://archive.vn/AKK97

>DM - Matt Hancock defends £30milllion Covid contracts for his pub landlord neighbour
https://archive.vn/lQLV3

>FT - Johnson unveils plan to end England lockdown by end of June
https://archive.vn/VwXi5

>MIRROR - Woman stabbed 18 times by 'best friend', who then returned to watch TV, after drunken kiss
https://archive.vn/EqFoI
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>>309395219
>>309394804
what games do you play mate?
for me atm its warframe

>>309394817
I used to go on random treks all the time desu, get buses to random places I'd never been before and spend the day there and I've always planned on doing exactly what you mention, I've just had other priorities

>>309395000
childhood diagnosis of aspergers / asd + various other things I've accumulated over time
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hi :)
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what comes after rap?
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keep britain white ok?
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i'm the only person in this thread pube truly envies
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>talking about German history
pic related and video is a qrd on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUOT46ucrk
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Unconditional offer to uni lads
Feels good
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>>309395448
>unconditional offer to an online course*
ftfy
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>Speaking during a visit to a south London school, Mr Johnson said the UK had "never thought in terms of having something that you have to show to go to a pub or a theatre".

>He said there were "ethical issues" about the role of government "in mandating… or banning people from doing such a thing."

Johnson is such a fucking shitcunt, isn't he? He goes on about how he "doesn't want it to happen" or it'd be "against the freedoms of the British" etc and then just does it anyway every time.
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kek
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hello :)
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I wonder what the real unemployment level is,

how many people of working age who would work if the opportunity arose but can't score a job that pays a realistic wage,

I also wonder how many people are in some form of work just to keep the bennies people off their back but the job pays insufficient to survive on, they hate the job but can't get anything better.

who are genuinely unemployed, who have given up trying, who are chronicly under employed?
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>>309395293
Prevent's to stop kids becoming "extremists". Were you a kid when you got sent to prevent or have they got it where you work or something?
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>>309395506
I think they’ll be teaching in person next year. Depends what course he’s doing if it requires any practicals it’ll be in person.
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>>309395603
hi New Zealand
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>>309395714
you're fucking retarded nigger lmao
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>>309395448

I really wouldn't bother going to uni even this year, it will be the same shit as last year 'Zoom socials', masks and banned from anything fun.
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>>309395562
all of them, any order
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>>309395448
I got an unconditional offer to uni once, turned out I was actually 10 UCAS points short and they chucked me out after a week. Went on bennies after that.
At least I got to keep my maintenance loan, they'll never see that money again.
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>>309395703
90% after furlough ends
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Whites can’t fight mate
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>>309395521
What else did you expect from a globalist Jew-Turk. Or from the Conservative Party (may as well be called the Jewish Neo-Conservativism Party). Britain is absolutely zogged to the bone. And has been for about 300 years.
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>>309395318
What priorities?
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look at this prevent tranny fishing, they haven't got the plug-ins to see who's who
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>>309395944
don't blame me m8, i don't vote.
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>>309395703

Furlough and all the government gibs is completely masking the economic disaster that is happening behind the scenes.

Tens of thousands of zombie companies still registered with staff on the books, in reality its very unlikely they will trade again.

It will take years to unravel all the fraud.
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>>309395506
>>309395715
>>309395818
>tfw course is 'essential'
lmao I'm going to make it
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loooool
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Going to lift now lads
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>>309396056
Nor do I. Just making the general point that these middle men are just that. Always assume the worst.
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>>309396127
bonus meme. i'm jewish now too
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>>309396141
Lifting weights all the time is small dick energy ngl.
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burn up the chalice and dont do no wrong as I would say
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>>309396090
>course is essential
>Here, have a fork and some bullets anon. You're fully qualified now. Now go to the trenches and fight off the enemy.
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>>309396201

Lmao dangerously based
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>>309396171
You’re a bottom man lmfao
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>>309396127
Can you use this logic to get out of a vaccination?
>I identify as someone with allergies
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You will never fly a helicopter chainsaw
why live
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>>309395721
how's yer day potato farmer?
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>>309395874
I looked at an ONS graph of household income distribution and everyone seems bunched up between the average household income and the bare minimum required for a modest standard of living,

it looks like we are all being squeezed into a tight band of just enough to survive but not much more with a shrinking class of middle class managers and the tiny super elites,

it does look rather neo feudal with bennies stopping people filling the streets begging for scraps.
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>>309396127
>>309396201
Knew she was based. Loved her 212 song, too bad it was associated with that girl eating used tampon video...
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The tiktok nurses are out of control. I'm calling for a complete shutdown of tiktok nurses until we can figure out whats going on

https://twitter.com/Bobby_Network/status/1364220764354842653
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>>309396068
Britons are proud people and most of us don't want to admit in public quite how fucked our situation is,

it's turned into a huge game of pretend.
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>>309396281
That has to be one of the smartest, stupid things I've ever seen
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What happened to pubes?
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>>309395951
fell into a deep depression years ago and became directionless because I saw what was coming (the situation we're in now) - lost all drive to pursue anything because I didn't see the point and completely dropped out of the rat race and started rejecting materialism and looking for something more substantial

so my priority now is to renovate my flat after purging it of almost everything I accumulated over the 10+ years I've been here and getting myself into a position where I have ultimate freedom to move around and do what I want over time now I've regained a sense of self and personal direction n stuff
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>>309396281
pilot anon here
I would NEVER want to
that's insane!
I cant believe that even exists.
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>>309395448
Aren't unconditional offers pretty much standard if you put in the work?
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Wow lads, I'm really loving this Peter Weyland fellow. He owns Weyland-Yutani. Seems like a proper gentleman and will run his company to build better worlds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4SSU29Arj0
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>>309396281
Thats awesome
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>>309396699
Unconditional offers are only important if you go to Oxbridge.
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>>309396593
shaved em desu
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>>309395874
More likely 8-12%, with many independent shops and pubs never coming back.
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>>309395407
I watched that.
No more internet for me today.
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>>309396815
Why?
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>>309396594
So many words to tell everyone you’re an incel?
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>>309395219
There are literally people on Brit/pol/ right now who do not think Europe should exist under one Union.

Wtf is wrong with Little Englanders? Why do they hate their European brethren so much?
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>>309395951
Being a midwit on the information superhighway clearly
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>>309396815
Oxbridge don’t give unconditional offers.
>T. Brasenose college alumnus.
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>>309396281
I've seen vids of Russian helicopters flying in assembled towers that support power lines and plopping them on the footings and base frame,

managing a vast over ground power grid is a big task,
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>>309396877
there's no way unemployment isn't already above 8%
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'Ello lads, just got back from an ultra sound scan on my bollocks by a Chinese man at the hospital.
Just a small epididymal cyst, no cancer.
I am relieved.
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>>309396954
I think it makes sense for euro nations to club together for collective bargaining power so as to be able to stand up to big blocs like the US but it's gone wonky with Brussels trying to run thewhole thing as a central govt,

as ever, hoomans start with a good idea and then take it too far and turn it into a nightmare.
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>>309397130
woohoo
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>>309397130
I had that a few years back
do you wear skinny jeans or shorts?
thats what caused it for me lmao, kept catching me bollock on them because I was wearing them commando in the summer
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>>309396594
That's the longest "none" I've ever seen
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>>309396954
8 em, simple as
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So I dropped by Kraut/pol/ general earlier and you'll never guess what those silly sods were doing in there? Only talking about actual fucking politics, I tried to explain to them that's not what generals are for, but they started posting 10/10s and other tat. Rude
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>>309397130
>epididymal cyst
Many such cases. Sad.

Glad you took our /adv/ice.
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>>309397126

Yeah its probably 8-10%.
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>>309397126
does it count the self employed? the underemployed? the zero contract people in the gig economy who technically have a job but ain't getting shit atm,

they really know how to cook the books and present a rosy picture that is entirely deceptive.
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>>309397130
also did he play your balls like ping pong?
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>>309397271
I like baggy boxers and baggy trousers, let them puppies swing and get some air,

and I never put my mobile in my trouser pocket to gently microwave my ballz!
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>>309397271
>do you wear skinny jeans or shorts?
No, I have no idea what caused it, apparently 1 in 6 blokes get at least one throughout their lifetime though, sometimes people don't even notice.
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>>309397559
Yes he did, and he covered them in cold gel before he served them
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>>309397278
He’s the shortest (5’3”) nonce I’ve ever seen
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>>309397679
I do now, I usually wear joggers desu, but poly ones cos they're comfy n look nice, keep you warm in the winter but aren't too warm in the summer

>>309397692
just something to be conscious of, for me it was because my jeans / shorts kept rubbing on my bollock, or thats what I think anyway. ever since I stopped wearing them and going commando in them I never had the issue again
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>>309397130
Happy for ya lad.
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>>309397963
you would quake in fear before me if you ever saw me, in absolute awe of my uber masculine and charismatic aura
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>>309398042
That's good to hear fren, hopefully our bollocks will stay with us until we return to the ground.

>>309398146
Thank you fren
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>>309397130
chinks are known liars
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>out walking the dog
>say "afternoon" to folk I walk by
>about half of them say "hello" back, normally blokes and maskless
>other half either blank me or look like I personally took a shit in their breakfast for even speaking without a mask
What's wrong with these spineless cunts?
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>>309397271
>I was wearing them commando
rampant
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>>309398042
there is also a risk of letting your balls swing around recklessly,

I've known a couple of people that have hade their nuts jiggle around enough for one nut's pipe work to wrap around the pipework of the other nut and strangle it,

one guy was driving a tractor with a bouncy seat, the other rolled a car,

one had his sac opened up and the nuts untangled, the other took a few days to get to hospital and hat a nut removed because it had gone manky!
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sun and independent literally posting two different things about the same thing boris said... who the fuck do i even believe?
the shitty sun or the shitty independent?
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>>309398293
take care of them lad, they don't call them the family jewels for nothing, they're precious

>>309398447
lmfao you're too insecure to go commando because everyone will see you've got an acorn instead of an oak tree like myself

>>309398453
yeah thats true, its also pretty easy to pull on them as well if you've got proper hangers and that can absolute kill all the way up to your abdomen for weeks
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>>309398394
england is dying
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i feel so fucking ill all the time
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>>309396752
interesting. when was this made? seems we're a bit behind schedule. hope we never open that pandora's box Tbh
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>>309398654
none common now lad, we get our news from ukcolumn here
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>>309398394
I make an effort to smile and say good morning or good afternoon,

some people really appreciate it, some seem to relax a bit when you do it and yes.. some just do everything they can to pretend you don't exist,

I really dislike the zombies who go everywhere constantly staring at their smartphone and trying to blank out the existence of the real world.
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>>309396594
fuck off you larping tripnigger all you do is talk about computer games, tinder and other bullshit and you didn't see any of this situation we're in now coming you lying fag

neck yourself
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>>309398162
Why do you think everyone reacts the same way kids do to you?
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>>309396281
Pierce Brosnan ran away from one of those
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>>309398654
They said the absolute earliest date they *hope* to end restrictions is June 21st

So interpret that yourself
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>>309398654
take the cognitive dissonance pill, and believe them both.
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>was a bully in school
>now a subhuman incel
They fucking won
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>>309398759
having balls is a full time management challenge!

I've even accidentally sat down on mine and had to abort mid move,
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In gym again after a week off. Its good fun. Just a pain having to constantly do corrective exercises.
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The Anglo-Saxons were a collection of ethnic groups living in Britain from the 6th-11th centuries.
No one alive today is an Anglo-Saxon
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>>309395714
>Prevent's to stop kids becoming "extremists".
>Were you a kid when you got sent to prevent or have they got it where you work or something?
the genius of our police force, ladies and gentlemen, fuck off and solve some actual crimes you spastic
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Fucking hell got to go asda/aldi. Sick of the beggar being there everyday crying "why won't anyone help me" as he sits clutching a couple of coins and a tin of aldi cider.

One day I'm going to boot the cunt as he looks up at me. Probably another dickhead with other priorities.
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>>309398654
>>309398847
>>309399027
>>309399027
Both are telling the truth to a point. Boris committed to ending lockdown rules by that date, but at the same time didn't. It's called "the Rhodesia solution"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGJH_-S_MGs

>>309398842
We are very behind schedule. We have till 2023 to do space exploration and colonisation.

This was a cut content from the movie "Prometheus". Movie itself is boring for most people because it has loads of philosophical talk, but the film afterwards is better because it still has the same philosophical questions but actually has aliens..
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>>309399188
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>>309399027
I think it's safe to assume that by June another problem will be arising and cause some other measures to be introduced,

the reality is that covid is endemic, never going away entirely and it's just going to be yet another thing we have to try and accomodate in the way we live our lives,
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>>309399240
Imagine living anywhere near homeless people.
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>>309399188
except me of course
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>>309398394
>working at take-away
>customer arrives without a mask
>I take their bap and stick it down my pants.
>wipe my ball sack and ass crack with it.
>add the meat and relish
What's wrong with these selfish cunts?
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>>309398947
ye I did nigger
I was and still am notorious in my home town for it
so much so an anonymong recognised who he was talking to back in 2018 when I first started posting regularly in brit/pol/
even today people still get in touch with me and ask how the fuck I knew something along the lines of this plandemic was gonna happen
they even used to call me scouse jesus

>>309399119
lmfao I've done that before cos I mostly sit on the floor, when its too hot I have to wear tight boxies just to keep me bollocks elevated so I don't squish em
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>>309397126
>>309397445
It doesn't count students or NEETs not claiming welfare, nor the furloughed people who will have no job to return to when it ends.
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i got to go back to not coming here again. at least until I finish what I'm working on.
good night.
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This guy:
https://twitter.com/henrywinter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Winter
>Chief Football Writer @TimesSport
>Henry Winter (born 18 February 1963) is an English sports journalist. He is currently the Chief Football Writer for The Times, and previously a Football Correspondent for The Daily Telegraph.

Is the brother of this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Winter
>Abdal Hakim Murad(born 1960 as Timothy John Winter), is an English academic, theologian and Islamic scholar who is a leading proponent of neo-traditionalism. His work includes publications on Islamic theology, modernity, and Anglo-Muslim relations; he has translated several Islamic texts and has excellent command of Qur'anic Arabic.
>He is the Founder and Dean of the Cambridge Muslim College, Aziz Foundation Professor of Islamic Studies at both Cambridge Muslim College and Ebrahim College,Director of Studies (Theology and Religious Studies) at Wolfson College and the Shaykh Zayed Lecturer of Islamic Studies in the Faculty of Divinity at University of Cambridge.
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>>309399650
you're not working on anything and your life is in shambles
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>>309398394
I say "thank you" if someone makes way for me or "good day" if I walk pass a nice elderly person
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>>309399398
They're never homeless. Just wasters who don't want to sort themselves out, simultaneously blaming it on, and demanding the help of, others.
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>>309399587
larping faggot
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>>309399587
I took the smoothie pill as you said a few months back and it's seriously energising but throughout the day. I'm a vitamin junkie now.
Sugar obviously helps too.
Mumberg had some too and says she feels a lot better today.
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>>309398859
i always tell the staff in tesco to have a nice day at the checkout. it's hardly ever reciprocated
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>>309399587
Why would they call you scouse?
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>>309395407
love this video
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>there are people who are born and live in liverpool
really sad to be honest
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>>309400066
>>309396897
This was sadly a re-upload. In the original video there was a German and he was seething so much he had to write a comment chain explaining why it's wrong. I bet he was the one who took this down kek
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>>309400099
Many such cases, sad!
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whatever happened to tim?
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>>309399188
>No one alive today is an Anglo-Saxon
Millions of people are descended from them though.
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Handed in my notice a couple of weeks ago for a new job and my life has quickly spiralled into alcoholism. Turns out caring about keeping my job was the only thing stopping it.
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>>309400099
Mancs > Liverpoo's
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>>309400323
he got naked that one time and the tim related banter here peaked. been downhill since then. that was around octoberish 2019
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>>309395219
>>BBC - Face masks have been normal for five centuries
> the wearing of face masks in public is now common enough to be dubbed "the new normal".

Only by daft cunts.
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>>309396234
you're just a fat cunt mate
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>>309400323
>>309400437
Alive as of 4 days ago
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>The Simpsons: White Dr Hibbert voice actor replaced by black performer
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1364179707831451651
Homer Simpson voice actor to replaced by a yellow person then?
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>>309400428

fuck that drinking shit mate, get your old bike out of the shed & go for a ride.
If you have no bike go for a walk, get some natural highs.
No booze until 6pm at the earliest.
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>>309400099
>>309400435
Both total shitholes lmao
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>>309396234
Lmao
I'm healthier and have more functional strength than you
You're jealous the gyms are shut lmfao
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>>309399594
the whole Blair thing of sending every teen off to university was a way of hiding people in education,

this cooking the books has been going on for a long time,

it's masked deindustrialisation and it masks the end of growth and us slipping into degrowth,

idk why they can't be honest and open, stop immigration that tries to pump GDP by swelling the population,

say hey we only have so many useful and important jobs and too many people, lets go 4 days a week so everyone gets a bit of work,

why can't they promote producing food and goods here to give people summit to do and some dignity instead of importing everything on the cheap and letting peeps rot on bennies.
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>>309400654
Will Bart have to be voiced by a man?
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>>309400437
ah, i just checked his channel and he just makes videos standing in the forest now. i heard he got sectioned in 2019. he looks medicated. probably for the best, i'm glad he didn't end up homeless/hurting someone.
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>>309395360

If you don't like the UK you can always fook off somewhere else.
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>>309400494
Yea but the BBC is well known pozzed shit. Even normies know they're talking bollocks with every one of their AKHSHULEE THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN BRITAIN articles.
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>>309398394
>What's wrong with these spineless cunts?

The ones in a mask who run across the road to avoid me, whats all that about? they got a mask on not me, so why so scared?
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>>309397130
Good news lad
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>>309396281
>>309397032
Imagine being these guys

https://youtu.be/2GR8OLpEYy4
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>>309399846
legit, its in the archive m8
search runcorn and go back to 2018

>>309399955
based
you taking supplements as well?
hope you're taking vit d, its crucial, and a lack of it can cause malabsorption issues with other vitamins and nutrients
and I know this for a fact because some old bird used to come into savers when I worked there years ago and had every fuckin vitamin under the sun, except the one you typically get from the sun. told me she had malabsorbtion issues hence why she had to take them, told her to get vit d and come back in a few weeks to let me know how she gets on and she did and she was feeling amazing apparently
so ye do the same if you're not already, n get back to me

>>309399981
some people say I am, some people say I'm not, I don't care either way
was funny on nights out though, or when I'd be walking my bird at the time home, most evenings someone would recognise me and be like "ITS JESUS"
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>>309400905
why are you complaining about getting the attention and reaction you sought?
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>>309400740
That's why there are so many terrible brain dead jobs instead of being done by cheaper machines. Wonder if government gives incentives to keep these jobs afloat. Clearly cheaper and less human error if they use machines to do these jobs.
Similar with middle management which ironically is binned off when companies go into troubling times. They are useless jobs.
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>>309395448
You must be 18 to post here.
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>>309399654
>has excellent command of Qur'anic Arabic
I’m sure he does, but it still sounds like he wrote that himself.
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>>309399975
that's a shame, in my local Tesco's the checkout staff are quite friendly, I always try to be polite and treat them as humans and they reciprocate,

maybe I'm in a small county town and you're in some city?
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>>309400654
Is the Simpsons still going?
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>Nicola Sturgeon has been asked what she thinks of Boris Johnson's hope society will be back to normal by 21 June.

>Johnson said yesterday that, in England, the plan is for all legal limits on social contact to end from 21 June. From that date at the earliest, nightclubs would reopen and there would be no limits on weddings and funerals.

>But Sturgeon points out that the prime minister also said there were "no guarantees" - and she says she thinks that's a reasonable position to take.

>"I would love to stand here and say that by 21 June we'll all be back to normal completely," she says. "I can't say that with any certainty at all because I don't know what the grounding for that is, I don't know what assessment gives confidence of that."

>She says although she "would like to go further out with dates... I don't think it is fair or reasonable to do that right now", adding she wants to be sure the plans they set out have "a reasonably good chance of being deliverable".

lol another lockdoon soon
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>>309400683
Cheers mate, I still only drink in the evenings but it's getting shitfaced most nights now. Being able to lift at the gym stopped me from drinking too much because it ruins progress on that, but I don't really have that any more. My life is in a downward spiral it feels and I don't even really care.
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>>309400856

>The worst (smog) episode was in 1952, when between 5 and 9 December at least 4,000 people died in the immediate aftermath, and it's estimated a further 8,000 died in the following weeks and months.

Why didn't they just lockdown to save the nhs then?
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>>309401083
What?
I am just walking the street normal they are in a blind panic you silly bugger.
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>>309401266
>acknowledging any simpsons episode from the 21st century
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>>309401214

I'm not a regular Tesco shopper but I will never shop there again since they started ripping everyone off who doesn't have a 'club card'
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This time last year we hadn't even begun the Covid wave, really. We managed to fit in a whole wave and come out of it between March and July.

Now we've had most people are already infected or vaccinated and are riding the downwave and its not even March. But we're still going to take nearly as long to reopen things?
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>>309401037
Yeah taking 2k iu a day which is on the higher end. I go out more too.
Got multi vitamins and use peppermint oil too. Makes you feel cleaner if anything but I find it definitely helps with motabilism.
Trying to increase fibre and iron though. Might get iron tabs because I don't eat meat and don't really eat traditionally rich foods like spinach and cereals.
B vitamins people do actually use for stim effects. They aren't stims of course but make you feel much fresher and more awake.
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>>309401142
20 lad, fucked up for 3 years like a spastic.
This is the year though.
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>>309401037
I'm sure it was more eye rolling "Jeeeesus, it's you."
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>>309398767
>and never again shall Old England be,
>and one day it may be as if it never were.

>>309399790
based actually-decent-person anon

>>309400905
I've seen that too, they'll be wearing a mask, all huddled up like they're trying to not be seen then when I don't scurry across the road they do it. Either completely ignore you or get mad at you for being polite, someone needs to punt some of the twats.
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>>309401294
Sorry to hear that, geez I got old and if I drink a inch of scotch I feel terrible the next day now.
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>>309401142
bastard
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>>309400738
Post 5k time incel. You won’t lamfo.
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>>309401489

Take 8k a day. 2k is nothing. They actually made an error when they calculated the RDI, which is why it's so pathetically low, but they never bothered to rectify it.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5541280/
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>>309400654
Your Hibbert? Racist.
Your Apu? Xenophobic?
Your Krusty? Antisemitic.
Your Smithers? Homophobic.
Your Abe? Ageist.
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>>309401004
impressive teamwork, top heli skills, big balls to be up their waiting with a spanner,

they're worth their wages for sure,

this is why desk jockeys make me vomit, they get paid loads for just being a pain in the arse and produce next to nothing,
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>>309401609
They are like scared mice, such a shame to see them all scared, bad propoganda man.
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>>309401037
>legit, its in the archive m8
>search runcorn and go back to 2018
you do it you faggot and post it here or larp
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>>309401489
mumberg sent me bare supplements at the start of lockdown randomly
sent me vitamin d3 4000iu (which I thought was high but I know fuck all obv if 2k is high), multivits, peppermint oil, hemp oil(???)
need to sort my overall diet out though. been focusing on putting weight on but overlooking what I eat a bit until I've renovated me kitchen
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>>309400341
>We wuz saxons n shieet
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>>309395521
I've noticed how they've gone from saying "we want this to be the last lockdown" to "we don't want there to be another lockdown/fourth lockdown". It's all so fucking predictable.
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>>309400654
I remember reading that they guy that did the voice for Cleveland brown in family guy apologised last year after the blm shit kicked off because he's white playing a black character lol
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>>309401842
you're the big man
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>>309401301
St. NHS had yet to be deified. Only heathens self-isolated then.
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They really are a set of bastards eh.
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>>309401114
have you followed David Graebers discussion of 'bullshit jobs'

when he floated the concept it really caught on with the normies,

I think the powers that be like us to be fully occupied keeping their ponzi scheme going and don't want us to have enough time to relax and think about things,
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>>309401294
That's the booze lol. And it's terrible in that respect. Making you not care and removing all anxiety. The highs you'd get from life are replaced so easily by a delicious serum of pure pleasure.
Bin it off as he said and exercise instead. Be as healthy as possible and you'll feel great. Sounds boring now but when you get vitamin highs you'll swear off booze forever.
Give yourself another week or so of booze and shit food and then make a change.
t. drinking heavy for nearly 2 years on and off
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>>309401266
It’s called “zombie simpsons” now.
>>309401444
>the episode where they come to the UK and Tony Blair voices himself
shudder
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>>309401969
You're the small man?
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>>309400654
and yet they'll keep casting black actors into white roles in live action
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>>309400956
Thanks fren
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>>309401609

You ain't gonna punch anyone you weedy armed faggot. Stop acting tough online. Shit weasel.
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>>309396281
Poor Squirrels
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>>309401980
Lol saint nhs
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>>309399362
I'm never sure which 0.1% I am in these
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>>309401746
OK ill try it. Was taking 4k when I was sleeping inverted.
>>309401891
Take anything else? Those b's look good. Might get specific b complex tbqh. Only hear good things about those.
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>>309401891
your kitchen is a nonce

i hope you choke on those 4000iu d3 tablets you eyeless freak
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>>309401891
What about that milk drink that has all the vitamins in it, can't think of its name but it looks like watered down paint.
Wonder how good that is?
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>>309397130
I had to have one of them scans. A chubby nurse slathered my cock and balls with ky jelly before some malaysian consultant touched me up. Good times
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>>309402117
I'll look into him cheers
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>>309395703
Economically inactive and tax burdens (coppers etc) must outweigh the wagie ?
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>>309401452
that clubcard thing pissed me off too, it's like blackmailing you into being part of their data harvesting,

I'd not used my clubcard in like 8 years and I had to find it and update my address since I'd moved home,

I did decline the vouchers and unsubscribed from any of their marketing,
I got my first statement thru with a £5 voucher and no bullshit discount vouchers of what their algo's decided I ought to want,

the front cover had a blonde kid with her blonde mum,
inside were pics of 4 different wogs,
so according to Tesco Britain is 2 thirds wog now I guess, kinda irritated me!
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>>309402341
>saying someone should punt them=me threatening to punt them
You must have failed English at school with that level of reading comprehension lmao
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>>309401476
Why are the government so against people wanting to reopen their own businesses?
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But he was right though
https://youtu.be/MEPtyb9OHP8
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>>309402386
That’s the beauty of the midwit meme, it’s not arrogant because you could be describing yourself as low-IQ rather than high-IQ.
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What's everyone's predictions for how this is going to play out then?

They know that they're not going to have the infection numbers, because it'll be Spring then Summer, so they'll need to work out ways to keep the circus going. I imagine there's going to be lots of back and forths, with things being opened then shut then new restrictions being put in place, new mutations apparently appearing that mean they have to be more cautious etc etc. They're also stating stuff like:

>Boris Johnson has pledged that every adult in the UK should be offered a COVID-19 vaccine by the end of July.

It wouldn't surprise me if they start stating vaccine take up percentages at some point and saying that we need to increase that number before we can do x measure. This will turn the ire against people who don't want the vaccine, rather than the government.

I think they'll do most of what's on pic related but they'll either do it a later date or with more restrictions than stated. For example, it will only be 1,000 fans allowed in sports stadiums or something. I also don't think they'll open nightclubs at all.

Come September/October they'll start everything up again and we'll be put back in lockdown.

Will the normies ever wake up, do you think?
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>>309402603
I was afraid I would get a boner if it was a woman, I haven't fapped in a month since i found the lump in case it made it worse (I don't think it does, but just to be on the safe side)
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Runcorn is horrid
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>>309402117
>>309402663
Graeber died last year incidentally, fairly young he was too.
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>>309402690
they continually pump up the GDP by putting in £3 of extra debt to reap every £1 of GDP growth,

so yeah, it's just a ponzi scheme now destined to collapse with no attempt to fix the situation,

and at the same time they tell us they need to impose austerity to balance the books that never get balanced.
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>>309402832
this isn't proof you predicted the pandemic or anything close to whats happening you larping spastic cunt
fuck off
your kitchen is a nonce
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JUST START
>Go to waitrose/M&S or other expensive supermarket
>fill basket with hundreds of expensive ice creams
>throw in a freshly cooked roast chicken
>walk around store for half an hour picking up chilled fish and steaks and absent mindedly leaving them in different aisles.
>walk around squishing flat all the muffins in the baked goods section.
>violently shake cakes
>open the fridges and leave the doors open
>leave trolley/basket outside toilets and go for a shit, throw enough toilet paper down it to completely clog it, repeat for other stalls.
>when everything is throughly melted go through the check out and make them scan everything through but pretend you forgot your wallet in the car, tell them you are popping out to get it.
>walk out and go to the next supermarket.
> after doing all the supermarkets go to B&Q to buy cheap white paint
>cross the road in a hurry and accidently trip and throw it over the freshly tarmacked junction
>accidently mistake your chewing gum coated CEX membership card for your bank card and use it in the cash point completely jamming it.
>make an appointment at the council offices and the reduced aisle fish you scanned through the self checkout as potatoes earlier slip out and go down the crack in the back of the waiting room sofa.
>walk down the street removing parking tickets from cars you dont own
>phone up all the pubs and restaurants and make reservations for non existant groups of people
>order takeaways for cash on delivery to other peoples houses
>use a flathead screwdriver to lock bathroom stalls from the outside
>print out official looking (council) notices full of lies and stick them up everywhere to make people confused and mad.
>buy 4000 cheap black widow knockoff catapults from china and hand them out to inner city year 9's as the leave the school gates
>do the same with cheap lazer pens
> purchase 10,000 rape alarms from alibaba which you will randomly set off in hard to reach places at night.
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>>309402978
>Will the normies ever wake up
The normies will never wake up. I always think that surely x is the last straw and surely now the people will wake up, but it never is.
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>>309402705

It into data harvesting... I've never had a store card, lots of people do but I'm not. Id rather do without the discounts.
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>>309402759
Pretty based comments
rest in piss Miller
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>>309403070
ikr, his last big subject was bullshit jobs and it really caught the public imagination,

it's a shame he died so suddenly and so young.
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>>309401907
>>We wuz saxons n shieet
Yes. We wuz.
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>>309402982
i got a boner when a thicc spanish gp examined my balls. she told me not to worry. was kind of hoping she'd suck me off. i haven't been back there since.
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>>309403206

Depressing, isn't it. Back in April I thought "people won't stand for this much longer!" yet here we are.

What's funny is that there's now a set date, but I honestly think people are going to forget this was ever announced when it's not met.
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>>309402719

I assumed it was a typo. That you're okay with physically attacking someone for wearing a mask. If you're not then I take it back.
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>>309403103
>>309403173
>>309403253

see >>309403157
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>>309403249
the discounts are crap and you have to spend like £500+ to get something like £40 off.
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>>309403249
this latest move by Tesco was pretty shitty, I hate the management but the store staff are usually ok,
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>>309402978
They just use the same tricks again and again as they have got fuckall else.
so yeh a repeat of the same shit as 2020.
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>>309395219
work at home is a joke lads think I've just slept through like 3/4 of my shift without any new work popping up for me.
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>>309402978
>Will the normies ever wake up, do you think?
I talked to my mother about all this the other day, and wish I hadn’t. She’s always had an interest in the peculiar and morbid (paranormal, conspiracy theories, serial killers, and the like) so I assumed she would be fairly redpilled on this. She seemed shocked and confused that I’d even suggest that the government are lying about anything.
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>>309402978
Never I fear, or at least not til they're in pods. Its over.
I feel like this is a 10 year plan to reduce emissions but actually to destroy society to rebuild in their commie ideals.
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its time to begin destroying the UK. its the only way we can ever make our lives better. the state that is called the UK and every institution in it must be finished off completely. start with a campaign of complete civil disobedience and wrecking. destroy britain economically if you work somewhere try and cause as much delay and damage by accident as you can we must completely destroy britains productivity. at the same time make it your goal to demoralise your fellow englishman as much as possible about the state of the country remove all hope and laugh at patriotic things. patriotism is the lifeblood of the state which must be destroyed. do not pay tax if you must pay tax through PAYE then offset that tax income witrh wrecking damage or smuggling to avoid tax. next abuse and over use every public service you can imagine the aim is to completely bog the state down in useless timewasting as possible. lets keep this up for as long as it takes and watch this piece of shit go down like the bitch it is. remember, after the state collapses you will have a free hand in reprisal attacks against former police and civil servants media figures and politicians and other state loyalists. justice must be served.
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>>309403657
>She seemed shocked and confused that I’d even suggest that the government are lying about anything.

Where does this trust come from do you think? It's the overarching issue with all of this, that people seem to think the government would never do something like this. It's the most bizarre view to have but most people seem to have it. You can even find people with directly conflicting opinions in that they've always voted Labour and they think the Tories are corrupt, but now suddenly the government should be trusted?

>>309403671

Yeah, it's the trigger for technocracy.
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>>309403291
Yeah, he wasn’t bad as far as left-wing Jews go. I haven’t read any of his academic stuff but I read his book on his part in the Occupy movement, proper old-fashioned socialism, none of this tranny freak show stuff.
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>>309403437
shut up spastics
countless authors and radio show hosts in the alt-media have predicted something along the lines of a pandemic occuring for the sake of reconfiguring society into a total dictatorship for literal decades and it was written about being a potentiality even centuries ago
bill cooper being the one that introduced me to this line of thinking
all I did was relay information already presented by better men so I have fuck all to prove aside from the fact that I'm known for sounding the alarm
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>>309403263
Just heard that miller talking about anti biotics and how they are keeping people going who would naturally die. He said that was a bad thing.
Fucking hell, a min from the end he brings up a good point. Fuck all to do with immigration though.
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>>309403497
in store stuff was reduced price as a special offer or buy one get one free,
then suddenly they switched to those offers only being valid if you let them swipe your clubcard,

I thought it was shitty and manipulative.
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>>309402389
nah thats it mate
back on the coffee tho hypocritically lmaooooo

>>309402593
lmao you on about onions or whatever?
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>Boris Johnson says Gove to lead vaccine passport review
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-boris-johnson-confirms-gove-23549462
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>>309402978
I've seen normies get excited at the thought of having microchips implanted to ID them and let them pay for shit with a wave of their hands, even when they've been locked into their pods and sterilised they'll lap up the "it's for your own good" shit the government has been peddling for about twenty years now. They're perfectly happy to live as a slave caste if it means they get a gilded cage and endless access to distractions.

Either hide away in the countryside or get a boat, the UK as a nation is effectively done for.
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>>309403813
we don't have to destroy anything, the UK is eating itself,
I avoid doing anything to perpetuate all the current bullshit and am peacefully non co operating until the stuff I hate falls apart and we can start putting the country back togehter again.
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>>309403915
Yeah with dodgy state dealings, corrupt police, lack of real positive change in the last 20 years along with anti native sentiment it's shocking that people still believe in the government.
Evidence is there. They don't care for us.
Police are the best example.
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>>309404054
>countless authors and radio show hosts in the alt-media have predicted something along the lines of a pandemic occuring for the sake of reconfiguring society into a total dictatorship for literal decades and it was written about being a potentiality even centuries ago
yeah but not you in any of those screenshots you faggot

fuck
off

you kitchen is a nonce
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>>309403497
>>309403528

Yeah they're just doing a job.

Was also annoyed that I bought a video recorder (pvr) for £130, its never worked and tried taking it back a few days later but the manager said no receipt no refund... terrible store.

Club card thing where its £4 but £3 with a card is just a rip off. My dad uses his points to go towards Christmas Dinner every year which he's happy with.
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>>309404311
lmao based retard
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>>309402978
>Another lockdown after infections go up
>Announced that lockdown will only end when a good percentage of population vaccinated
>Vaccine won't be a legal requirement but there will be propaganda targeted at those not having the vaccine trying to stir hate towards them
>"Want lockdown to end? Take the vaccine!"
>"There are x people on y street not vaccinated yet"
That's what I can see happening tbqh.
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the petition to keep schools shut it is literally map of the asian areas of britain intresting
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>>309404195
There shouldn't even be a review
It shouldn't be entertained
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>>309403915
>You can even find people with directly conflicting opinions in that they've always voted Labour and they think the Tories are corrupt, but now suddenly the government should be trusted?
It’s amazing the number of left-wingers (including self-described communists) I’ve seen on social media who are still saying “fuck Tory scum” and calling the right “bootlickers” while also demanding that evil racist Boris isn’t going far enough in locking them in their own homes and preventing public assembly. I can’t make head nor tail of it all, it’s insanity.
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>>309403964
Jason Hickel does some good stuff on international inequality, the uselessness of foreign aid because we steal back $24 for every $1 we give in aid,

he cuts through a lot of the neo liberal bullshit and makes Bill Gates look like a cunt,

it's proper old skool socialism ideas and none of the touchy feely faux socialism the bullshitters and neoliberal apologists spin.
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>>309404487
Sounds very accurate
Whole time they've weaponized the gullible. Using them to fight their battles on a micro level whilst they battle on the macro.
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>>309404290
dont just peacefully non cooperate. peacefully accidentally vandalise and hinder whilst waging a personal propaganda campaign. we cannot allow the state to exist for one minute longer than we can help.
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>>309404261
you must know some weird normies cos I've never met anyone into that sort of shit!
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>>309404470
My parents probably spent £100 at Tesco every week and got free holidays every other year

Dont mind the recent clubcard shit as I had one anyway, it does seem like more items are now on offer than the regular weekly sales. Im probably saving £5 to £10 every shop from the clubcard offers
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Is that the same boris that said lockdown would only last for 2 weeks and there would be no other lockdown?
Also heard something on the column the other day about G7 in june. They proposed that lockdown would start after that. I can believe that.
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>>309404825
oh cool, on your advice I should turn myself into what they will label a domestic terrorist and bring down the full force of the states disapproval on me?

you can play martyr but I'm playing the long game where I'm still standing at the end of all this bullshit.
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>>309402978
Another thing is how quickly the whole idea of locking everyone up was accepted and how widely. There was never any serious discussion about whether it was a good idea. Every relevant politician and mainstream media outlet united in saying it must be done, there was never even consideration given to anything else. The likes of the BBC get their "we're unbiased honest" points simply by hosting differing views on exactly how draconian the measures should be, never about whether or not they should be done at all.
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>>309404529
clearly teenagers signing this
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>>309404487
>"There are x people on y street not vaccinated yet"

ah shit this is definitely going to happen
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>>309405007

Free holiday, that sounds alright :)
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How likely is no jab-no job and vaccine passports going to be, lads?
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>>309405300
Almost a guarantee
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>>309395219
Hello bongs
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>>309405007
I only buy stuf if it's on offer or reduced,

I'll skip buying it if it's normal price and wait till my next visit,

I try to play them as much as they try to play me.
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>>309405300
You've already been excluded in the health and services industry. You've got farming and mining left.
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>>309405192

Yeah, you're right. I put pic related together back in March - they were asking for it even before the government said they'd do it.

>>309405300

It's currently illegal, so no matter how much they talk about it, it's not going to be possible until they change the law.
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>>309405300
unlikely, most people won't accept it. but it wouldn't surprise me.

although some airlines are making it mandatory to have a vaccine, which is kind of worrying because i was hoping to go to asia for a bit once we can travel again. i don't want to be vaccinated.

this whole situation is like something out of fiction. sick of it. simple as
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>>309403070
ffs
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>>309404476
i'm a massive spastic, yes
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In Blade Runner, even though the replicants acts and looks indistinguishable from normal humans, they're still not afforded the same rights as normal humans because they're unable to produce kids. Until they do...
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>>309405410
friendly reminder that transgenderism is only meant as a precursor to transhumanism

as science and technology furthers in the future, the inevitable progression of transcendence of gender is transcendence of species. people will clamour for the ability to become whatever race or species they want

you think furries and trans-racial blackfished whores are bad?

wait till people start getting fur implants and have their limbs transplanted with others more akin to cat paws or tentacles, whether they're biological or synthetic

this is the end goal
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>>309405528
>People are planning to celebrate Mother's Day
The horror!
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>>309405716
holy fuck
we found common ground
we can agree on something for a change
nice
we are frens now
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>>309405732
boring film
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>>309395219
>https://archive.vn/qLlVa
That is some Orwell level shit right here.
>we always had facemask
>we were always muslim
>we have always been at war with eastasia
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>>309405300

I think its unlikely to be a government policy. That pimloco plumbers nonce has said he's going to require all his staff to be vaccinated though and some employers may require it, not sure how legal it would be though.

I've had my 1st jab, was a bit ill the day after but okay now.
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>>309405568
>although some airlines are making it mandatory to have a vaccine, which is kind of worrying because i was hoping to go to asia for a bit once we can travel again. i don't want to be vaccinated.

The likelihood is that this is just like the "maskless shoppers are banned" stories and the "SAGA bans non-vaccinated people" story.

You can be exempt from masks, which has been the case throughout. And after kicking up their big fuss, on SAGA's website there are FAQ's that state:

>Q: How will you know I've had the vaccine?
>A: We'll take your word for it.
>Q: What if I am unable to take the vaccine due to allergies or exemptions?
>A: That's fine.

They're currently hamstrung by the Equality's Act 2010 in particular.

>>309405808

lol, yeah. The picture on the right made me laugh. I don't think there could be a more mundane example.
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>>309395703
The unemployment definition is such bullshit. We must be at double digit unemployment just now, when hospitality is completely sunk. We’re going to go into a zombie economy with companies propped up by government money and people hired to shift papers. At some point shit will hit the fan.
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>>309405568
if you're thinking of going to asia do you have any idea of what their entry requirements will be as far as covid is concerned?

there's more than just the conditions at this end, there's the other end too.
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>>309405746
Cyberpunk 2077 timeline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlb8AM50SKk
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>>309405746

You'll never be a woman, quit crying.
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>>309405893
yep, I thought that
literal reframing of history
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What's in the vaccine that they desperately want the younger generation to have too?
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>>309405746
I don't mind, let people turn themselves into freaks and then regret it later on,

if people want to digitise their mind and then upload it into an android it's fine by me,

all I have to do is unplug their mains cord or switch them off and they're fucked!
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>>309406187
cum
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>>309405865
your kitchen is still a nonce though
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>>309404181
nutriment? I can't remember, its like condensed milk but flavoured and vitimins added.
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zuuuu vuhhh uhhh thuuu cuhhhh
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Why are people from Manchester and Liverpool so scummy and act like niggers?
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>>309395703

Only workers that require face to face work (restaurants, non-essential shops, tourism, etc) are out of work. Most businesses are fine and can adopt perfectly fine.
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>>309395219
lmao
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sort me out a gf plz mi5
not a munter or a spastic if you can
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>>309405994
it's a test on arrival. if you're positive they send you to hospital for 14 days, if you're negative you get locked in a hotel room for 14 days. i'm hoping by the back end of this year there will be no/a shorter quarantine period though.
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>>309405977
the entire economy is a Potemkin facade at this point and it only needs the facade to topple over to reveal the true situation,

welcome to late stage neoliberalism my friend, enjoy the show!
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>>309405300
Unlikely.
and for most jobs pointless, the shitty vaccine does fuck all anyway.
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>>309406002
literally though, you only have to take a look at certain subcultures like the furry, cosplay and twitter cartoon nonce subculture to see there's already a demand for it
people want to be elves, they want to be vulcans, they want to be andromedans
nobody wants to be orcs or klingons though the fucking bigots

>>309406251
>all I have to do is unplug their mains cord or switch them off and they're fucked!
fucking kek

>>309406291
stop it

>>309406329
>nutriment
>pic related
lmfao
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you're already on the path
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>Estimated D Blood Level
>0 ng/ml
bros...
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>>309406404
Well Wellington did call the "scum of the earth" kek
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>>309406187
i reckon it has a good chance of sterilising a certain amount of the population
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>>309406187
I suspect the virus is something that was being tampered with in a lab and escaped into the wild,

I expect the vaccine to be a hasty bodge to try and paper over the problem and wouldn't be suprised if it had some blowback effect like the Gulf War immunisations against biological weapons that were blamed for Gulf War Syndrome.
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>>309406729
Yes it kills your spunky tadpoles.?
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>>309406868
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>>309406187
it's to get you accustomed to the idea of injecting microchips inside you.

this country will soon have a china style social credit system. as will the rest of the world. that's what covid-1984 is all about.

globalism.
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>>309406845
Post his daughter
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>>309406858
didn't some chinese doctor whistleblow that covid was man-made and accidentally got out of the lab and then he got suicided?
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>>309406406
you underestimate the extent to which the UK has been transformed into an 85% services economy,
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>>309406858
I believe it was made in a lab too as a bio weapon. I think it has fertility and cns properties too which fucks the population up so they're less useful.
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>>309406533
I thought it might be something like that, ok if you're going to be spending a long time there but not practical for a weekend break in europe,

that's what I think they want to achieve with the passports, resumption of all that frivilous tourism and the GDP it generates
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>>309407034
Aye I remember that. It was never widely reported on and forgotten about rather quickly.
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>>309406683
that dirty fucking paddy cunt
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Think I'm going to seriously commit to losing weight and doing NoFap for the rest of lockdown.

Anyone else here had success with losing weight and abstaining from masturbation?
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>>309402978
I don’t think the government are deliberately malicious, I think they’re just retarded. Britain has to open up this year or the country is sunk. Vaccine rates will make for a good excuse if the infections are too high. 100% we will be back in lockdown and tiers for this year. It’s the same as flu, it doesn’t exist during the summer but god help you in winter.
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>>309407775
>I don’t think the government are deliberately malicious, I think they’re just retarded

Ah, the old incompetence theory, lol
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>>309407775
>I don’t think the government are deliberately malicious, I think they’re just retarded
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>>309407537
>Anyone else here had success with losing weight and abstaining from masturbation?
You're posting on /pol/, what do you think?
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>>309407775
oh my sweet summer child
this was all planned decades ago
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>>309401183
lived in both manchester and liverpool, both are shit and filled with muzzies and commies
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>>309407034
there was a shit storm of claims, counter claims, blaming and attention diverting,

I suspect govt's know stuff they'll never tell us because it would be a scandal and force them to close down the dozens of bio-labs being run all over the world doing highly risky and nefarious stuff,

early on Francis Boyle, who drafted the anti biological weapons legistlation that resulted in the US govt offshoring it's bio-labs to evade legal restrictions and continue research, came out as saying it seemed highly likely it was man made or man altered and had escaped,

there was also a pretty good indian research paper early on that examined the first dna analysis and pointed out bits of HIV dna inserted in covid,

it might have been an attempt at creating an HIV vaccine or it might have been an attempt at creating a weapon,

we'll never know for sure without interrogating the perpetrators and they're shielded by govt secrecy.
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>>309408264
>pointed out bits of HIV dna inserted in covid
I remember this as well. Another inconvenience that's been swept under the rug
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>>309407362
I'm highly suspicious of it's origins but I've nothing to base a prediction of it's ultimate effects on,

we are just mushrooms, kept in the dark and fed shit,

if you assume it was something man made or altered and a bit embarassing, nefarious or sinister it suddenly makes the ractions of all govts a lot more understandable,

why did the Chinese take it so seriously,
why di the US/UK act so casual and mock it at first and then flip to full on lockdown when it reached here?

why was the media flooded with conflicting stories as soon as someone called it out?
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>>309407537
my weight is fine due to eating plenty of veg which keeps me feeling full and satisfied but I just poop out 8hrs later and doesn't fatten me up,

I just fap every day or other day when my stiffy erupts and starts getting in the way and knocking over cups and ashtrays, I have a damn good wank and put it away for the next time!
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>>309407775
I think the govt are certainly retarded and they're also following their own interests and agenda,

they're not malicious per se because they literally couldn't give a fuck about us plebs and what happens to us, we're just collateral damge in their private games.
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>>309408590
they went into full on obfuscation mode when that came out didn't they.



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