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You are stuck in an eternal time loop just like the movie but it will only end when you save the planet from pure evil. Its current year, You have 24 hours and can leave the town, you are in Eastern Pennsylvania. What would you do? Where would you go?
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>>343342306
I'd just learn how to manipulate every woman in town, learn their secrets too, control the women, you control their men.
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>>343342306
Isn't Punxsutawney in western Pennsylvania?
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>>343342306

Wouldn't the goal be how to steal a nuclear weapon, arm it, and have it air shipped to Israel before the 24 hours are up?
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>>343342522
>Punxsutawney
yes, but you can still haul ass to D.C. and New York if you hurry.
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>>343342909
Meh. Giuliani's NYC would have been fun to party in, but I wouldn't touch the place now. And DC was never any good.
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stay in loop forever, bada bing
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Rape, murder, rape, murder. That is all
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>>343342306
go party with the amish and build a wooden thunderdome
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>>343342306
destroy israel everyday
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>>343342306
Do you think you could use your knowledge of the future to amass a wealth large enough to force significant change in 24 hours?
You could probably trade crypto for a day and get a pretty good haul but bank transfers take days.

Really your only option with such a short time frame is to just start killing people and hope you trigger some Franz Ferdinand tier shit.
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>>343342607
All without leaving Puxatawny? Good luck!
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Go to a strategic weapons silo. Spend an eternity guessing all the launch codes/how to redirect nukes. Hit D.C.
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>>343342306
I'd probably spend the first thousand years fucking whores and torturing communists to be honest.
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>>343344123
You could do it for a literal eternity and never get it right.
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>>343342306
Sleep.
If I'm stuck in the same day I'll just sleep until the next reset. Dont need to eat, drink, or if I'm lucky go to the bathroom.
Needing to turn off the alarm every morning might get a little annoying though
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>>343344593
Based and REM pilled
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>>343344441
yeah, it'd take some sheer dedication/autism.
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>>343342306
Read every book, learn every skill and profession to start, then figure it out from there. If I don't end up being able stop it I'll at least be able to build some technical autism after a couple million years and break reality itself.
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>>343342306
Stroll into the square carrying a shotgun, wheeling a portable BBQ, and wearing an apron that reads "Kiss the Cook". Without acknowledging the crowd or uttering one word, shoot the groundhog on site and proceed to cook it on the grill. Keeping utterly indifferent to cries of the children and the contemptuous glances of the women and men that surround stunned and aghast, proceed to lay out a picnic rug, then put the by now nicely cooked groundhog on a plate, sit down, tuck in a napkin and open a drink, and enjoy that satisfying taste that only comes from a meal one made oneself.
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>>343342306
This is a great thread. Let me think as I bump
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>>343344123
This but Tel Aviv first
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>>343347675
Based.
How are things in your totalitarian hellscape down under, Bruce? They executing people in the camps yet?
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>>343342607
nah because wiping out israel still leaves tons nomadic jews in every country
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>>343342306
>catched
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>>343342306
>buy the winning powerball lottery ticket
>learn what stocks will go up or down
>learn what major events happen through out the day, what celebs will tweet, etc
>live stream while "predicting" the future and telling based people to put all their money into X,Y, and Z
>take out a loan for as much as possible
>max credit cards
>trade options and on the futures market with that money
>experiment until I find the best ROI per second spent
>pay off all the corruptible Tesla scientists to calculate some trigonometry for me and guide my rockets
>pay for a few Tesla, Amazon, and Virgin space rockets for the day
>Tell anons to meet at X place at Y time
>Fly them to the secret moon bases
I have funded the break away civilization :)
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>>343342306
Whole world will be turned to communism. Doesn't matter if it loops, results are same.
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>>343342469
i would just rape every woman
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>>343349556
>Flag checks out
Seems legit
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Who cares about saving the planet from "evil"? It will always exist. Save it that one time and things will just find their way back to human wickedness with a few dry old people taking over everything again.

Just work out stealing a private jet and learn to fly it, gank it early morning and go anywhere and do any damn thing you want with everyone and everything. Amass extensive knowledge and experience. Get bored of it all? Just go back to sleep/lay there doing nothing for months or even years for a deprivation/meditation/mental reset 'till you miss the hell out of all the things you love, then get out and enjoy it all again completely refreshed with ever-expanding imagination and creativity.
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I assume you are referring to my 21st Birthday— 9/23/2017
I’d leave Harrisburg ASAP and make it back in time for work in NYC. I’d stay with Chloe, at least for a while longer. I’d take my time figuring out my next steps.
And I would stand in the light, because I believe my failure caused this darkness, or at least allowed it to happen.
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>>343342306
Kill everyone
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>>343342306
>pure evil
What kind of evil is "pure", Anon?
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>>343351166

Bankers and media magnats
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>>343348689
I'm Melbourne CBD and it's hell. But what makes it really depressing that most people here seem to be fully on-board, love their enslavement, and are actually thanking Andrews for locking us up. Stockholm Syndrome (no offence intended).
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>>343344299
why limit yourself to whores? just go around with a knife raping normal women age 14-19 like every other man in your situation.

>save the planet from pure evil
maybe in a few thousand years I'll start work on that
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>>343351241
I was addressing OP, not you, 431/h64K
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You are stuck in an eternal time loop just like the movie but it will only end when you save the planet from pure evil. Its current year, You have 24 hours and can leave the town, you are in Eastern Pennsylvania. What would you do? Where would you go?
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>>343346424
Yep, read every single political, military and history book up to 1993 then let the chips fall were they may.
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>>343349148
>live stream while "predicting" the future and telling based people to put all their money into X,Y, and Z

Theres no livestreaming, you're back in 93.
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>>343342306
to your mums house and fuck her over and over for infinity
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>>343351929
I didn't see OP never said that tho anon
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>>343342469
>>343349556
>>343344299
>rape
He did exactly that. After day 10,000,000 even that got old and he started killing himself.



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