At the beginning of class my business professor said >"Today, we are going to learn about competitive advantage, specifically the ways we can use Porter's Five Forces to analyze a firms position in the overall market sector".I raised my hand>"Professor, can you tell us how this information helped you when you ran your buisness?">"I've never ran a business" he responded.I thought about what to say for about an hour, when the lecture was almost finished, I literally stood up on the desk>"Can anyone see how fucking stupid this is? We're learning business from someone who never even ran a business! This makes no freaking sense".The Professor yelled "OK OK GET DOWN YOU HAVE TO LEAVE"I yelled back:>"Why the fuck are any of us here? It's because we want to make money so we can do cool shit? Am I wrong? So we were told to study business, but our business professor looks like a fucking GEEK, and he drives a Toyota, so what the fuck does he know about business?"The professor threatened to call security on me so I left, but on the way out I yelled "Do you guys actually think this class will teach you how to buy a $100k Rolax watch? Or a fucking Ferrari? I don't think so, you'll be some skinny armed GEEK with nothing to show for but 100k in COLLEGE DEBT".They almost shoved me through the doors
And then everyone clapped.
>>428417009They didn't but deep down i think they did.
>>428417314if that's fake and gay fuck you, if it's real : respect for telling out loud what people think. You never know the ripple of your words, those same words are a waste here.
>>428416858>It's because we want to make money so we can do cool shit? Am I wrong?You're the kind of NPC who goes to college to become a worker slave for the system he hates lmao.
>>428416858>>428417314Firstly, show flag. Secondly, you sound like the retard in this scenario. I have been self studying politics and government, but just because I am not a politician, does not mean that my knowledge on the topic is suddenly invalid. Your outburst sound like you are either very immature, autistic or both.
>>428418501This may have been the DUMBEST post I've ever read. The whole point of college is that you become the elite. If you're in a first world country, or even a second world country, and you have even a basic education, you're part of the elite ruling class. The very fact that you can type on this board means you're part of at least an outer party elite class, and you're not dying in some Congolese mine.
>>428416858>fell for the college meme>surprised that it's all fake and gay>also 1pbtid slide thread
>>428418682>The whole point of college is that you become the elite.what is the ratio of normal joes that finish college and become elite? it's not a matter of education but blood.
>>428418682>The whole point of college is that you become the elite. What? With thousands of dollars in debt?
>>428417314Kek basedI clapped in my heartOwCall.. a.. doctor..
>>428418856Depends what they study, if they study business then yeah. If they study Gender Studies than no
Rodney Dangerfield wants his jokes back.
>>428416858Excellent work OPMost normies are so behind that this was probalby a fairly big redpill for themThe only think i would have added is something to the tune of "do you not have a valid counterargument?!"to really drive the point home
>>428418879Yes, debt makes you an elite. Why do you think the author of Rich Dad Poor Dad borrowed 1.2 BILLION
>>428418682>The whole point of college is that you become the eliteHahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.
>>428416858Autistic post of the week. OP is clinically retarded.
>>428418782Is that comic canon?
>>428416858True and real
>>428416858And then every one clapped and the teacher handed his position over to OP. And that professors name you ask? Albert Einstein
>>428419211LOL someone didn't pay attention.
The name of OP? Albert Einstein.
And then everybody fapped
>>428416858Was this at community college u fucking loser I bet u fucking losers were at a shit college now ur ting shit on bitch
>>428416858>Porter's Five ForcesEntry-level management knowledge. You are literally at the value of about $2 more than a Mcdonald's burger flipper at around the age of 22 work experience. Too white to be that bright boy>What’s a pirate’s favorite activity at the park?>Monkey barrrrrs
>>428416858U deserve it u fucking loser go drop out of community college u fucking useless shits never studied in high school now ur in a shit school deal with it u lazy cunt go work at McDonald’s bitch
>>428416858>competitive advantageBeing able to borrow effectively infinite money at near zero interest rates?Having the government declare you essential while forcing your competitors to shut down for extended periods?Being Too Big to Fail?
>>428416858good points but you're too emotional to be taken seriously. if you're not black, they'll think you're nuts.
>>428421086Ok so what should I have done? I didn't choose the curriculum. Should I have just asked him to hurry up the lesson?
Someone past the alpha student webm
>>428416858>you'll be some skinny armed GEEK with nothing to show for but 100k in COLLEGE DEBT".TOP FUKING KEKOk, dude, I have done business and got a MBA and let me tell you, you are fuking right 1000000% My MBA serves no fucking purpose at all. Just to show off to retards. You get XP by setting up your own business and doing trial and errors. You either succeed or sink. I made mistakes and got back up, now running a business on the best Street in Barcelona. Doing ok but fuk taxes: they don't teach you that at UNI. Also, why would you get advices from people that are poor as fuck? Side note: I got my Audemars Piguet by investing (pure luck) in XRP in 2017 before the boom and cashed out.
If you want nothing but pure cowardice, go to a college campus and challenge a professor and their bullshit, they’ll know you’re right but will tremble in fear.
>>428416858Patrick Bateman is literally me and Ryan Gosling is literally my father
Owning a Toyota is one of the best financial decisions one can make though...
>>428421255OP defends jewish billionaires and their right to hold wealth. He's not based, and very much blue pilled.
>>428416858Show Romainian flag, Tate.
>>428416858Most people in college are there to extend their adolescents as long as possible. They're there to party and have an excuse for not working. At best you convinced 1 or 2 people. But it's still worth it.
>>428421683adolescence not adolescents
>>428421584No it isn't, because if the end result of said decision is that you'll be a fucking GEEK that is not a good decision. I want to be a G, not some loser in a Toyota.
>>428421864You sound jewish
>>428421683No, they're there because they want to become rich as fuck.If they hated work, they'll hate college more, there's far far more work in college than at a job, given the homework and ECs
>>428416858what was bro trying to accomplish
>>428421929Jews are cheap, you're advocating for people to be cheap, I'm advocating for people to spend.
>>428417314No, they thought you were retarded. Everyone knows if you can't do, teach. Doesn't matter, people getting a BA in business are just looking for cushy white collar jobs. You'll only find aspiring entrepreneurs in engineering courses so they can learn how to make shit to sell.
>>428416858i know a guy who got kicked off campus for telling a tranny, after politely telling said tranny handing out pro faggot leaflets to go away that he still had a dick. and looked terrible in makeup.
>>428421992No one in engineering is an aspiring entrepreneur. They're looking to be nerds with Toyotas.
>>428421975People should he saving not spending. Only a jew would want mindless spending.
>>428418653Those who can't, teach.
>>428421414He gives examples to leave a bridge between?Iphones come in rainbow colors most of the time
>>428420825Trust me my man, I'm an elite making 500 dollars a month because most don't make a dollar a dayI really hope this isn't the kind of retarded logic they taught you in college.
>>428416858Good for you. Speak the truth, even if it means death… should have left the room stating “your momma ain’t shit.”
>>428419831Yeah. Bazooka Joe has always been about mankind's search for meaning in a world marked by pain.
>>428422208No they shouldn't, you're only as rich as what you SPEND... what's the point of being rich if you're just going to save save save until you're old and have rotting bones?The whole point of money is to enjoy your life, to attract FEMALES. I want to roll up to the club, 100k watch, flexing, pull out the champaign supercar outside yeah. I'm a G, not a GEEK
>>428418682Lmao! Try not to cry when I fly my heli over your cubicle dumbass
>>428422230It's called PPP, prices are lower in third world countries, they make the equivilent to about 30k a year here which is 2.8k a year before taxes. That's real third world wage.
>>428422381LOL, I'll be laughing at you and your shit life sincce you're a PEDOPHILE
>>428416858and then what happened?
>>428422332Yeah youre definitely jewish. You see I hate Jewish billionaires and their right to hold wealth, and you should too. In fact if you arent jewish it will be easy to denounce them
>>428416858>have an autistic sperg>"why am I being disciplined?"OP I...
>>428422332You’re not a “G” you’re a stupid, immature broccoli haired Zoom Zoom troll, with no financial sense.-Nor any idea on how the real world actually works, and you probably listen to too much shitty nig nog racket music and because you play Snoop Dogs “this is for the gs” or whatever it’s called on repeat, in your parents hand me down car on your way to goy training school; you think you know more than you actually do about the world and yours specific course of study…Now here’s an IPad with TikTok loaded into it for you, sit the fuck down, and be quiet.
>>428416858I did something similar.>be me at tech schoolit's like higher education with focus on some profession>teachers act like total assholes with egos above the sky>demand we call them "professors" instead of simple miss mr>I ask if one or two femoids got professor degree?>they don't>asked on which basis should I call them profs then?>they get angry and demand muh respect and it's just a thing here>meanwhile two teachers with professor degrees give 0 fuck how we call themI gave 0 fuck about it, still called them ms mr. They hated me, tried to waste my time, changed school, much better.
>>428423405polish school has very feudal relations between teachers and studentss, I also had to deal with that shit you have no idea. I think whole polish society is like that, dumb deference and belief in authority just because they have some title
>>428418984I know you are baiting but people who think like this are retards
>a memeflag posts his blogDidn't even read, I intrinsically know its antisemitism
>>428426670I know you're a troll, no one thinks bankers aren't elite.
Oh yeah, the mighty Rolax.
>>428421480300g on a watch == tiny dick