>Quick RundownHelene, expected to impact Florida as a category 4 or 5 hurricane beginning as early as Wednesday, with landfall expected on Thursday. Surge on the bend will reach upwards of 20 ft. From there it will move straight up to Atlanta where it is still expected to be a hurricane and residents don't know how to act. Georgia has been inundated with rain as of a few hours ago with no signs of stopping, meaning pine trees are sure to be falling frequently. Recent recon data shows ~971MB at surface level and her eyewall is closed, meaning she is starting to intensify as models predicted. Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane
NIGGERS
>>482899400FUCK THE JEWS FOR FORCE FEEDING HELENE DRY AIR
Cat 4 roll.
>>482899400Asheville is toast
>>482899400Doesn't seem like it'll even reach Cat4
Rolling for historic Atlanta chimpoutJust gonna throw this out there, up to date map of all electrical infrastructure: https://openinframap.org/#2/26/12Also: NYC blackout lasted less than 2 days and…Looting and vandalism were widespread in New York City, hitting 31 different neighborhoods. Possibly the hardest hit were Crown Heights, where 75 stores on a five-block stretch were looted and damaged, and Bushwick, where arson was rampant, with some 25 fires still burning the next morning. At one point, two blocks of Broadway in Brooklyn, which separates Bushwick from Bedford-Stuyvesant, were on fire. Thirty-five blocks of Broadway were destroyed: 134 stores looted, 45 of them also set ablaze. Thieves stole 50 new Pontiacs from a Bronx car dealership. In Brooklyn, youths were seen backing up cars to stores, tying ropes around the stores' grates, and using their cars to pull the grates away, then looting the stores. There were 550 police officers injured in the mayhem, and 4,500 looters were arrested.[3]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_blackout_of_1977
Fuck off, bongs.
I grew up in Dunedin but I haven't been there in a while. I remember parts of it being a real shit hole. Anyways storms can't hit Tampa because of Indian burial mound magics and scientologist weather control machines.
>>482899400noooo I fucked up the title
>>482899618Remember that the storm surge is going to be the main impact 20 feet
>>482899715>Anyways storms can't hit Tampa because of Indian burial mound magicsFunny. The reason traffic always sucks in Ocala is because of an ancient Seminole curse.
>>482899400So where the fuck is this thing actually going last night it was Pensacola, today it's fucking 200 miles east in to the bend
Popeyes betta have da chickin, dats all I know.
>>482899706bing bang bong
>>482899732I had made one which isn't fucked up but I thought it would die but now we can't ctrl+f ahsg you fucking tard>>482899559
>>482899732Who's laughing now?
I just took a giant dump
>>482899618The size of it and the fact that most of the storm is east will make some damage on the west coast of Florida. Tampa might get hit with some decent surge.
>>482899618Cat 2 or 3 is the sweet spot for work. It's fucked up enough that insurance will pay, the wind speed is enough to damage the building evelope of most structures (but not severe structural damage), and there is a minimal amount of debris that will block roads and prevent linemen crews from restoring power.
>>482899767Yep flooding is gonna be an issue, parents home is too close to a flooding zone in tampa. It was already getting tough with the little tain they got these past weeks kek
>Looks like the eyewall is closedWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROLLING FOR TTD
>>482899788Everyone is adjusting east around Wakulla to Tallahassee. There is no certainty yet though I guess.
>>482899850Based Cthulhu enthusiast
>>482899681There will be so many uninsured niggers with trees on their shit. Atlanta is the wild card because of the trees. The rain will liquify the soil, the roots will come loose, and then the 80+ mph winds will blow them the fuck over onto niggers' shit
>>482900039Eyewall was supposed to be closed 8 hours ago.
>>482899400>Recent recon data shows ~971MB at surface level and her eyewall is closed961 on latest recon pass. the wind field is very wide on this storm, slowing its potential peak intensity, but increasing its overall storm surge potential. helene is now feasting on the gulf loop current, the area of max available energy on it's path to florida
>>482900039Could be a Category three soon. 125 mph landfall
>>482899767for florida*Flooding and tornadoes are what florida has to worry about.Georgia has to worry about niggers who lost power and don't know why the only thing still making noise besides their mouth breathing is the smoke alarm chirping.
>>4829001292 more mB
>>482899788>last night it was Pensacolachecked, but wrongit hasn't been going to p-cola since Monday morningt. canceled flight Mon morning out of p-cola before update
>>482900136>>>482899559 >>482900132idiot niggers on discord/weather forums are saying "muh she can't be cat 4/cat 3 even"YEAH BECAUSE THEY LIVE THERE IN THE PATH. FUCKING HOPECASTERSWE WANT A CAT 4 FOR TTD, BECAUSE HIGHER WINDS MEANS MORE MOGGER SURGE.
>>482900132It's too big and the wall is too loose to really get a super intense storm from what I'm hearing. Also from what I'm hearing, the eye low pressure is going to change depending on the overall size of the storm so if this is a big storm the 961 pressure doesn't necessarily indicate a Cat 4 or 5.
>>482900117Niggerman should be a superhero.
>>482900275He's coming for you, Israel.
>>482900288thanks to the fucking KIKES feeding helene dry airmore winds = more mogger surgeespecially if the storm size (not wind) is big
>>482900388Jesus!!!Sponsored by Jenkins
>>482900129it is now niggerURNT12 KNHC 261447VORTEX DATA MESSAGE AL092024A. 26/14:15:30ZB. 25.28 deg N 085.55 deg WC. 700 mb 2792 mD. 962 mbE. 220 deg 8 ktF. CLOSEDG. C30H. 66 ktI. 340 deg 13 nm 14:11:30ZJ. 064 deg 59 ktK. 338 deg 15 nm 14:11:00ZL. 76 ktM. 091 deg 35 nm 14:25:00ZN. 186 deg 101 ktO. 090 deg 58 nm 14:31:30ZP. 14 C / 3043 mQ. 16 C / 3049 mR. 12 C / NAS. 12345 / 07T. 0.02 / 4 nmU. AF308 1609A HELENE OB 04MAX FL WIND 101 KT 090 / 58 NM 14:11:00Z
>>482900383I guess so
>>482900275CopeCasters like Bryan Hall are palpably unhappy or dismissive when anything suggests the storm won't be "Storm of the Century." Bryan Hall said the eye would close like yesterday at 2pm. Everytime a dry stream of air would blow in he would start coping saying it's just a fluke it will be gone in a few mins etc etc. Which is understandable considering they love weather events and would have a natural fascination with the watching a giant storm form. On the flip side we have happooners like here who just want a happening which is totally understandable kek but don't pretend there isn't just as much cope coming from here.
>>482900388AWOOOOGA>>482900389Granny asshole is top tier
>>482900542Elaine
>>482900129So long as the eyewall is closed by the time it reaches the loop, she is golden. The loop is still 5ish hours away or so. Cat 4/5 still on the table.
>>482900542>F. CLOSED>G. C30It's getting tighter
>>482900388Checked and would
>>482900542The eye wall was getting disrupted all through last night kek. I mean I'm not saying it still won't be a strong storm but how are you going to maintain a prediction that assumes the eye would be closed 12 hours ago and NOT revise it when it was getting disrupted all the way up to this morning?? It's crazy.
So how long after power loss do water and natural gas systems fail? I assume they have their own generators to keep the pumps going, but still
>>482900587>>482900542FORECAST POSITIONS AND MAX WINDSINIT 26/1500Z 25.5N 85.5W 90 KT 105 MPH 12H 27/0000Z 28.8N 84.3W 105 KT 120 MPH 24H 27/1200Z 33.9N 84.5W 55 KT 65 MPH...INLAND 36H 28/0000Z 36.4N 86.6W 30 KT 35 MPH...POST-TROP/EXTRATROP 48H 28/1200Z 36.5N 87.5W 25 KT 30 MPH...POST-TROP/EXTRATROP 60H 29/0000Z 36.3N 87.6W 20 KT 25 MPH...POST-TROP/EXTRATROP 72H 29/1200Z 36.2N 87.2W 20 KT 25 MPH...POST-TROP/EXTRATROP 96H 30/1200Z...DISSIPATED105 mph now
New NHC update just droppedStill 960mb105 mph winds
>>482899850anyone have the other lovecraft meme where he runs into a nigger i can’t find it anywhere, i think it’s a 4chsn exlusive
>>482900651So you believe that a prediction which assumed the eye wall would close 12 hours ago shouldn't even be revised now that the eye closed a full 12 hours later?? Help me understand this retardation?If your prediction is wrong it's okay to revise it but you can't have a major difference on the ground and just keep the same prediction.
>>482900776about 2 hurricanes after
>>482900767Sorry, I pointed my hair dryer at the gulf and left it running all night to blow the storm away from Pensacola.
>105what a fucking joke cat 3 if lucky. next 1pm update 110
>>482900660just like how it shouldhelene 1 - 0 shlomo>>482900620We want the storm of the millennium, to wipe out ZOG asskissersI'm rooting for humberto and pablo next year desu, minorities are more likely to be giga low inhib and go TTD>>482900650Jean>>482900649I'd fuck granny hurricussy>>482900767I only just got this just now
>>482900132Bakers aren’t updating the QRD, that’s the same QRD I made 12 hours ago. Can get back to proper bakes when I’m done working
more like HELLene
Hey baker how about dedicating the next thread to Felicia Combs?
new NHC update
based chudette
>>482900942Jeanne Claud
>>482901049+e
>>482901021>Felicia CombsMore like Felicia Cooms
>>482900942Look I totally understand wanting a happening and God knows if we get a direct hit on tallahassee it might be a minor happening but cope is cope.
>>482900915>can’t readNever said I’m revising any official predictions or that predictions shouldn’t be revised. This storm absolutely still has potential for RI to 4/5, re. Michael. I know niggers struggle to read, but Jesus Christ; go to /uhg/ and take your nigger retardation somewhere else
>>482901034odd they show the eye going west of ATL when all the models have it going east.
>>482901104Fuck off mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AET-4QStr5Mqt nigress was on the beach getting blown by the wind
Rolling for cat 7 and an end to all jewmanity.
>>482900132the nbc girl was saying the gulf waters are hot right now and that could give it energy. like 89 degrees apparently
>>482901289Wtf does /uhg/ even have to do with this lol? The fact that such a connection even made sense in your tiny mind- in a thread about a hurricane in the gulf- just goes to show the clinical levels of retardation and cope that have seized upon your tiny mind.
>>482899400cedar keys gettin spicy..was calm as fuck yesterday, 3-5 ft chop current
>>482901502you said tiny mind twice you redundant /uhg retard
AAAAAAA TURN AROUND ALREADY
Who else is ready? I am only upset that I might miss Smackdown…
>>482901305what the cone is intended to show is possible locations of the center. so that cone would be showing possibilities from the alabama boarder, to east of atlanta.
>>482901438Every report I've read from the NOAA reports the temperature of the gulf at 85°F
>>482901512what do you think the storm will be like? I live near levy/gilchrist. Idalia and Debby didn't really do much in my area outside of knock the power out for like 18 hours
>>482901604>I might miss SmackdownDo you watch it on TV through your phone camera? Wrestling has sucked for 20 years.
>>482901577Insane cope.
>>482900121Roll for this happening
>>482901601sorry bro, it's your turn...don't worry, we are in Foley outside pennsacola waiting for dispatch to send us out, unlike Houston, your cities seem to actually give a fuck about you...won't be that bad...say high if you see a linefag with pepe on his helmett. lineman
>>482900388She's perfect for these low temperatures.
>>482900121Aqua will save you.
>>482901756
>>482901726idalia, that pics from webcam close to my families home, from what I hear everything is getting blown wayyyyy outta proportion
on a more important note, who found the OF account from last night
>>482901994very on brand for flordia
>>482901954I'd hope it's like Idalia where I'm at. Idalia just knocked out the power for close to a day here and I wouldn't mind spending a day just sleeping comfortably
My oh my
>>482901954>>482901726Did you just say India
>>482901994she was wearing a yellow bikini top 100%...if u really squint u can see horizontal stripes
>>482901868>>482901868pensacolafag herestay safe fren
>>482901994Wait, is that bitch cheating? I think she might have a light colored bra on.
>>482902064>idaliaPajeet!
Fucking fox news lmao, "Here's an important update from the NHC!!!!!">Cuts to a corrupt nigger (Mayor of NYC)>"Mip mop da boo muffuga racist crackers"People will die because you interrupted the NHC update to put a group of hoot and ollering niggers on.
>>482901868The slampig not the storm you foolBut thank you for your service
>>482901994nice tits
>>482901726o shit levy is like right next door lol, just realized that
I'm peacing out, just hoping that the Florida curse doesn't happen to me and my place doesn't get demolished
>>482901771Someone make a shop with a bunch of Georgia Pines surrounding a nigger like the Blacked memes
>>482902158Hard to say, I thought they were just tan lines last night.
>>482902244It's only a matter of time, unfortunately.
>>482902244checkedyou have been blessed
>>482902158yes, that's a bra. i can tell from the underwire and i've seen quite a few bras in my time
>>482902228lmfao, go thank a fireman...i do this for fun, well and money...moreso money actually. yeah i do it for the money, your welcome bro
>>482901994thats a man
>>482902494She's probably got trashy underboob tats
>>482902141>>482902158idk, looked like an OF photoshoot to me
>>482902154o7 will do, shouldn't be over 30 knots where I am
My sister is freaking out saying it's going more east, literally nothing is showing that
>>482901994my man staying up til 1:30am to see storm hoes flashing a camera
>>482901034We windy now east coast bros!
>>482902645lol, i def think she planned it but everyone knows that cam goes fuzzy with the lightest of spray
>>482902771i didn't know that
>>482901042Millions will drown.
>>482902494If it was a bra, you would see it scratch across the dark valley between her breasts. I am doubling down on no bra
>>482902494What has the world come to when you can't even trust some Key West whore to flash her tits anymore.
>>482902838Stretch, not scratch
>>482902717
>>482902838im coomingthe high five at the end is... special, like shes unlocked a new level of whore
>>482902765i was told jacksonville is getting 8 foot of surge by some agent orange motherfucker @ cracker barrel this morning during breakfast, i lol'd
>>482902838Run it through the pickle enhancing algorithm
>>482902838the zaBOOBder film heh
>>482902836well if its ur first time watchin it of course u wouldn't silly goose
>>482900388wonder what shes up to these days
>>482902838Anon, young man, you've heard of titty-fucking?Some women have their hairy vag between their tits, this woman is obviously one of those.That's the dark patch, it's not a bra.
>>482902838>enhants
>>482902838man if there was no swimsuit top/bra then that bitch flashed more than this one chick from my high school that we used to float the river with, and that whore flashed enough to get a group of 20 dudes multiple jello shots each...lol she was on a cinemax late night soft core porno show under a year after graduating...now she's the weathergirl for one of the biggest cities in alaska
>>482899400I am in ATL and playing this on a loop. Stay blessed and protected frens.https://youtu.be/PbGBn14Q-TU
>>48290222130% of the viewership have turned off during the nigger mip-mop dindu nuthing section btw.Good to see Fox viewers hate niggers, and rightly so.
>>482903259
>>482903252>hairy vag hair between their titswe call that buckshot where i'm from...mostly a mexican thing
>>482903368>SIRS, do not redeem the hurricane
JUST IN: recon says #Helene’s eye wall is now CLOSED What does this mean? The storm has finally blocked out DRY AIR that has prevented explosive development. If it can keep the dry air out for good, rapid intensification is likely this afternoon before landfall tonight.
>>482903368sar do not redeem the hurricane
>>482903355show was called miami beach heat
>>482899400lol Shitlanta is so fucked.
>>482903368>poo voodooewww
>>482902838
>>482903006Chaffee exit cb? That nigga knows.
>>482903460you stole my joke by 7 seconds
>>482903355Some women, especially pick-me girls and women with fake tits, look for any excuse to show them off.
>>482903576naah im outside pennsacola rn staging with all the linemen, Foley florida to be exact...cb off S mckenzie
>>482903500Going to be a lot of brap farms without power.
>>482903717lol lindsay def had fake tits installed by her 18th birthday, the smol ones that made a perfect circle...she would get all the guys to massage it to "break up the scar tissue"...lol whore
>>482902121
>>482903355>now she's the weathergirl for one of the biggest cities in alaska>the forecast for tonight is cold, then heading into tomorrow with more cold, then freezing your ass off, with cold and more cold and then some cold. 20% possibility of snow tonight with 35% chance of more snow tomorrow. My parents literally made me move up here so I'd keep my shirt on. (flashes boobs to camera)
>>482903756>Foley, FloridaYou're in Alabama, anon.
>>482903717And that's why the panthers won in 7.
>>482903467The sky butthole is going to open back up
>dumb neighbor drunker than I am tried to start an argument about some dumb shit after I tried to make a jokeDykes really should hang. No idea how this bitch managed to make it out into the woods but she might not leave it.
>>482904196>healthy eyewall
>>482904196latest
>>482903500That means no more CNN.
>>482904214>after I tried to make a joke>triedBe honest anon, did you sperg out? What was the joke?
Morgerman updated that the water is already rising in Panacea on Ochlockonee Bay. The storm is still 300 miles away.
SURGE COME ON AND SURGE
>>482904456Tried meaning her dumb ass was too drunk to understand it kekI didn't make it to the joke, I started it and she uhm akshully'd me between drunk wobbles. I don't even know what joke I was going to make at this point. Truly amazing how women of all kinds manage to be insufferable no matter the circumstance.
ahsg discord -/jghXdMKX
Digits for slight westward jog and TFSUD
>>482904620that isn't a thing, glownigger.
>>482900388queen of plappers
>>482903500I feel like this is going to end up being the main event of this storm. We are not ready for this wind anywhere in GA. This dry soil is now getting swamped, pine trees are gonna struggle in those winds
>>482899767>>482899920>>482899947happeningfag cope is just so pathetic
>>482901021The Time of Category Storms Is OverThe Time Of Weather Slampigs Has Begun>I am Phat Ass Weather Girl Lucy>And this storm is surging>Like your dick
>>482904874I still prefer long nosed dominatrix but that is why the weather girl game is so good right now you have options.
>>482904817are the peaches jeopardized?
>>482904867I legitimately do not want a Cat 4 or 5 unless that means it rolls through Georgia as a Cat 1 or 2.
>>482905035jew
>>482904962Out of season. The peaches escaped mass-cyclonic genocide
>>482904817There's about to be so many niggers than get Tree'd
>>482904874FUCKING CHRIST. JESUS LORD!!!Little Rock sure is cloudy.
>>482905097Sorry fag...disasters are my bread and butter.
>>482900388fat slob
>>482904962Imagine getting smacked by a peach moving 130mph.
>>482905116I ate so much fucking cobbler this year. Fuck me that shit was on point.
>>482905191get your test checked
>>482899767They're saying up to 30 now in some places.The Villages are going to be totally destroyed.
>>482905389How will it affect the environment when all those STDs get washed into the surrounding area?
>>482905303Good cobbler is the best dessert. When you get a rich soft gooey crust it's fuggin heavenly.
CAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVE>CAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVECAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVE>CAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVECAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVE>CAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVECAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVE>CAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVECAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVE>CAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVECAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVE>CAT 5 NO ONE LEFT ALIVE
>>482905508It will be the thing that clears the algae blooms we keep having in florida every year
>>482904874WOULD PLOW THAT HURRICUSSY
>>482905508lionfish with herpes
>>482905547>When you get a rich soft gooey crust it's fuggin heavenly.I do one like that and one that's like a big peach pie with top and bottom pie crust. That second one is more about the filling than the crust it's almost like a sauce for icecream with the crust just there to add crust flavor lol. Fucking heaven.
>>482905568
962 mbar and still a little lopsided.
i live in atlanta and nothing is going to happen. worst case? power outages and some light flooding. nobody gives a shit about this here because its not dangerous for us
>>482905785no thats 1 cathere's a cat 2
>>482905303Imagine this happening right before harvest the the entire exterior your home got cobbler'd by surface to air peach missiles.
>>482905810>he thinks niggers will act reasonably in a situation where they are without power*CHIRP*
>>482905788nothing burger confirmed, I'm in the tropical storm wind fields and it's not even raining but nice and breezy with some moderate sunshine.
>>482905810How common are EV's in the area?Whenever it flashfloods where I live a bunch of Tesla faggots think that they're lifted trucks and the next week their shit bursts into flames.
>>482905810>i live in atlantanigger.
is this cunt blue balling us and it's just another weather psyop?
>>482905919If you're in the keys shouldn't you be sucking dick right now?
>>482905863NOOOOO MUH COBBLERS!!!!!!! *commits honorable seppuku*
>>482902121>>482901601Would it really hurt for the Tampa Bay meteorologists to put the fork down every once in a while?
>>482905849and what does 3 cats look like?
>>482899400Holy crap WNC is toast
>>482905810>nobody gives a shit about this here because its not dangerous for usWell, not compared to the niggers, anyway. Nukes are mild compared to that.
>>482905919But Anon climatefags told me that GOM cyclones would all become Cat 6 hypercanes the moment their feeder bands hit that boiling water bath and it's all Trump's fault.
>>482906099>>482905849>>482905785Keep this up and you are going to have a wave of haitians to deal with
>>482901994
>>482906206i hope the furfags at the innawoods con get soaked.
>>482906291
>>482906099
>>482906329They're already soaked anon.......
>>482899400these ships better be hauling ass
>>482906099>>482906368cat 4 checkin in
>>482905922Tallahassee checking in here... we're full of Teslas and I see people ford floods in their meme cars all the time.
>>482906206hey i got a friend near Spartanburgpraying for his chickens
Guys Tallahasse Tim herePower is out where Im at Has the storm passed over us yetLooks like the storm fucked my shit upDo you copy? over
did the beaner weatherman get deported for letting that kitty die?
>BIFF_THE_UNRULY wrote:>TampaChads...we just cant stop winning. We need to start a pool when Tampa's year will be. By the time it actually comes imagine the winnings>For now the streak continues but we will still have some ill effects here.WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS IS BIFF_THE_UNRULYL ON S2K
>>482906436Hurricanes don't move that fast. It won't make landfall before 9pm tonight.
>>482906436they are much safer for them where they are/headinghave the wind behind them
>>482906455CAT 5
>>482906612CAT 10
>>482906518Fuck you asshole quit slandering the beaner he went and got the cat.>>482906612oh lawd
>>482906693You ruined everything.
>>482903967Back to the lem againOh there goes gravityOh there so mad but he wont give up that easily
>>482906732
>>482906206>Holy crap WNC is toastI've been watching my webcams up there and chewing my fingernails man. Hope my hillbilly buddies are OK. It's a getaway for me, but they're gonna have to live in it.
>2638 Postby ElectricStorm » Thu Sep 26, 2024 11:09 am>I'm just not seeing anything that supports 90kts outside of FL winds. SFMR and drops still suggest these winds are not mixing to the surface very well. Think it could be closer to 80-85kts, pressure 962mb. Intensification should be halted unless it can mix out that dry slot and with less than 12 hours to landfall it doesn't have much timeKYS you fucking cancelfag
>>482904956That's a Jew.
>>482906860all 5 of those pixels are way funnier than any aislop ever generated by ((("ai")))
>>482906436>last seen 19 hours agoPress F to pay respects to Daiwan Leader, bros
>>482906928and she'll peg you
>>482906936
>>482906908Some stations will surpass the 1916 flood
hows my situation since last update from yesterdaywhat am i in for
In the future, hurricanes will be able to be tuned to only kill brownoids.
>>482907077well you're a memeflag so your situation is terminal sorry about that.make sure your guns are loaded....you do have guns right?
>>482902121>>482906092She's a big girl
>>482906985that the one that likes it in the ass?
>>482901512Siesta Key is desertedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLhxcyzXQxM
>>482907077checked. still gonna get hurricaned.
>>482907077Shoot directly into the eye of the hurricane.
>>482907300No she wants to put it in YOUR ass.
>>482906908i just don't wanna go to work tomorrow. In want to smoke cigarettes and watch TV (if the power even stays on)
>>482906694>Fuck you asshole quit slandering the beaner he went and got the cat.We've already been over this. The faggot was too scared to get his white shoes wet and the cat disappeared.
>>482907290For you
>>482907417>We've already been over this.No "we" didn't, nigger.He is "local" to me and it was a whole thing kek
>>482907497vid of the cat being saved?
>>482899715No storms don't hit because you have two glowie headquarters in Tampa, (((CENTCOM))) and (((SOCOM))).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYgryan is live
>>482907620https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0MLtcjV0q0
>>482899715arent all the scientologists in Clearwater?
>>482907290she eats pies so good
>>482907644I hope he drowns, ya'll
>>482907644too cringy to watch, post comfy streams
>>482907784i thought it was a good channelloads of good info
i would never pull out of any of these weather slampigs
>>482907911Why? This is a nothingburger. Again. Lime every time you losers post these threads. A 4 or 5? Won't even be a mid 3 lmao. Jesus christ. Rope and a tree. Make yourself useful.
>>482907644Ryan “Reddit” Hall
>>482906046I'm in SW Florida faggot
Helene showing her monkiness
>>482899400>Recent recon data shows ~971MB 971 Megabytes?
>>482904962Unlike niggers, peaches were ontime
>>482908072>t. bait thread poster
>>482908018what about facesitting "life" guards?>>482908116Then you aren't in the wind fields. We're only getting the edges of wind bands as we have been overnight in SWFL. That or you're full of fucking shit.The storm is 250 miles away from the coast.
>>482899400can the next edition be storm hoes edition. asking for a friend
>>482908267That's it I'm going surfing
>ryan crying about others citing catastrophic >only I can do ithate this reddit faggot
>>482908072get a load of this faggot
>>482908267Oh yea. There's my girl.
>>482908267are you dumb? I'm literally 50-70 miles from the eye right now
>>482908284Should probably recycle >>482899559next>>482908444Anon...
>>482899920Watch out for Surge gator-niggers
>>482907911Try david schlotthauer. Dude is a spazz and gets triggered so easy over nothing. He'll put up a vid or go live, gets called out for clickbaiting in the comments and then gets pissy and bitches over and over.
>>482903500I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
>>482907183forgot to change my flag, im retarded>>482907341what is it like being in the direct hit of a hurricane, i usually get hit by tropical storms and i slept through michael
>>482908513>his whole gym was about hiding stuff in trash cansthis poor dude is a PTSD case and instead of getting him help the military gave him voltorbs.
Orlando here it doesn't even look like it's going to really rain. What a fucking nothing burger
>>482907750I'm always astonished when I get the bill. I'll never know how she finds room for that last lemon meringue.
>>482908595During Irma I watched my neighbor's manufactured home have its roof lift up by all but one side and slap the house over and over. That was pretty cool. Being flooded in for 3 weeks after that and without power was however, not as cool, strangely.Ian picked up the entire porch roof, supports and screen and all and threw it 2 houses over, flung fifth wheel trailers around loaded up with equipment like it was nothing, and so on.Ian was probably the craziest storm I've dealt with but more for the aftermath. Florida still hasn't recovered especially SWFL.
anonsgive this multilink a goput 4 different streams in ithttps://multiwatch.net/3Psb8FZNTO4/youtube/QbCI1Lj6zoQ/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtube
>>482908615FUCK SHLOMOFUCK THE KIKES FEEDING HELENE AND THE OTHER HURRICANES DRY AIRFUCK AIPACFUCK AIPAC SUPPORTERSDEFUND GENOCIDE SUPPORTERSFREE PALESTINEFUCK THE JEWS
>>482905919I'm in the hurricane warning cone and it is basically a mild thunderstorm right now. Been raining since last night. Hopefully it keeps tracking eastward.
>>482899400Lol this is the weather lady for fort myers
>>482908819nah fuck this bong use this linkhttps://multiwatch.net/GFq6wH5JR2A/youtube/VYy77IGsBFc/youtube/tsfnuyyjaB0/youtube/ewf-8rx9_uQ/youtube
>>482901994Dumb attention whore
>>482909052oh, how you know?
Helene is NOT strengthening.Gj thirsting after slampigs instead of giving Helene your energy /ahsg/
If this thing doesn't get over a mid/low 3 then RyanHall deserves a boot up his ass.
>>482908802Fort myers beach still looks like a warzone. It’s going to be a long recovery and ultimately it will be made into a second Naples with properties built to endure massive storm surges. Which is fine with me. Never liked fort myers beach and the trashy weirdo hippie billies it attracted. Hope the lani Kai gets bulldozed next.
>>482908599Yeah, I expect it's just going to hit the panhandle and fuck like atlanta and tallahassee, which will be funny.
>>482909190Fuck (((them))) for force feeding her dry air
>>482909148That’s how
>>482909099
>>482909193He deserves that anyhow>>482909223>going to be a long recoveryThey stopped the recovery in 2023 after cameras stopped filming. Once sheriff carmen couldn't get his photo ops no one was interested.>ultimately it will be made into a second Naples with properties built to endure massive storm surges.KEKYou mean fort myers beach will be owned by amazon and co and limited to only faggot jews and niggers that work for them like you.
>>482909301>the state of that sad tv and the lonely led stripanon...
>>482909190I gave her plenty of energy, they sabotaged her mighty winds.
i had to move from pinellas to hernando county because the cost of living is insane and homes are 1/2 the price up here. how are you niggers doing it?
>>482907911>>482908518does anyone remember the live streamer north of tampa that would get irate over people telling him there's a hurricane coming? he would always be piss drunk and one night the chat got him so worked up he went and got his rifles out? I wish I bookmarked that stream
>>482909457fucking kikes
>>482909390> KEKYou mean fort myers beach will be owned by amazon and co and limited to only faggot jews and niggers that work for them like youNo. It will have upscale hotel chains instead of trashy weirdos who get hammered at lani Kai and cause problems. Lani Kai has long been a blight on this community and I’ll be thrilled when it’s gone. Tired of the artsy faggots who came to FMb and made it gay as shit.
>>482909390kek I love how many lee county bros are on here, yet I've never met one in real life. I advertise it which I'm sure you don't as well.
>>482908597>instead of getting him help the military gave him voltorbsSuch is life, Vermilli-anon
>>482909597don't advertise*
>>482909578Also I stayed away from FMB even before Ian. Barefoot beach is the best beach in SWFL.
>>482909578>artsy faggotsYou mean the wives of naples niggers who ruined places like matlacha and expanded outward building art studios and the like everywhere with nothing to sell in them?>>482909597Not exactly something I talk to the trees in the woods about often.>>482909606f
407 here. Just woke up. How fucked are we? Is it happening? I prepped and got comfy for this, we better at least get a couple days' power outage.
the southeast eyewall is finally closing, she's about to rip
>>482909597>>482909667Based 239 bro. Fwiw even tho I have always hated FMB I hate fema even more. La Ola was actually kinda comfy, and it sucks what they did to the owner there
>>482909301Fix the leds and TV level and repost fag
>>482909758>You mean the wives of naples niggers who ruined places like matlacha and expanded outward building art studios and the like everywhere with nothing to sell in them?Yes, and the artsy weirdos who all retired to FMB from all around the country. Glad those faggots won’t have a place in the new and improved FMB. They were the rejects who couldn’t afford a spot in Tin City
Sarasota status?>I love siesta key except for all the fucking people
>>482909798FINALLY
>>482909798Two more hours
>wind just picked up and flung a chair with authority off into the distanceWell I guess I did not need that chair anyhow kek>>482909954*when* your ilk hang don't pretend like you don't know why.
>>482909798Recon is about to pass through. Let's see if the pressure is finally lower than 962
>>482909824FMB has always been shit, Captiva / Sanibel ftw
Tampa Chads how we doing? Awful bright out here hope you guys have your sunglasses handy.
>>482900388What a vulgar sow she is. Dress appropriately, you disgusting slob.
>>482910047The first to go when SHTF will be the artsy faggots who shout down comfy anti gay preacher. Basically, (you). FMB is the trashiest gayest hub of SWFL. I’ll cheer when they demolish Lani Kai, and I hope you’re on the top floor when they do it.
>>482909491memory unlocked... i remember him having a view outside of his house, and he wanted to order pizza with crypto or something, but he got so drunk that he passed out before he could slip up enough to get doxxed
>>482909979now is a real good time to be thereSarasota had a mid afternoon thunderstorm yesterday, then a few overnight showers, it's currently breezy and waiting for the real show.
>>482910110downtown is completely under water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYs-SMoyH_k
>>482910231>n-no you will!kek you fake "rich" faggots are going to suffer so much right alongside your masters you have no idea. The "artsy" types you deride so much CAME FROM YOUR SHIT you stupid faggot nigger. You are the rot. You will be treated just like the cancer you are. There would be no "artsy" shit on fmb if it wasn't for you scum. You are the florida problem. Fucking northerner jewish degenerate trash.
>>482909524They truly have no shame
>>482910240thats the guy!! i can't even remember the streaming site
>>482910420Why have the kikes been force feeding hurricanes this year with dry air?
>>482908832>FUCK THE KIKES FEEDING HELENE AND THE OTHER HURRICANES DRY AIRThe news anchors are getting fed too!
>>482910384I’m not rich. I just hate artsy liberal faggot TRASH. The type of people who for too long have stained this great area via Fort Myers Beach. I will not be visiting FMB. Why would I when I have barefoot beach to visit? But I want that trash OUT. And the fact that you don’t tells me everything I need to know about you. Faggot.
>>482909798oh ya, she's primed
>>482910384as a 7th generation lee county resident I agree the faggy shit came from northerners. Faggy shit, housing shit, renting shit, traffic shit, all of it. Stay out of my state
>>482910722FINALLYHELENE 1 - 0 SHLOMO
>>482910515Because they need their golem right now because they are losing pissrael. Won't save them. Their golem is just a shell at this point.
>>482910515they hate erhabenen kino
>>482899559>>482899559>>482899559>>482899559
>>482910825>>482910822Just like how they flooded out Libya and Palestine but Israel is sunny with good weather 24/7
>>482910703>I just hate artsy liberal faggot TRASH.You are that trash, cope jew.
>>482910110I just finished walking on Bayshore for about 2 miles, the bay waters are angry and crashing up onto the boardwalk, no flooding yet though from what I saw. Starting to get gusty>t. 1-2 miles north of MacDill anon
Any Hernando County fags here? Spring Hill here
>>482910482site was robotstreamer, think i found his page but says he hasn't been on for 88 days
>>482911179>Any Hernando County fags here? Spring Hill hereFormer Shady Hills/Brooksville/Spring Hill here, now up in the panhandle. I miss Weeki Wachee :(
>>482900121Macon anon, the real show will come from Macon.
