>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to ber ~CAT 3 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and is set to finally begin her RI phase. She is a tad late on organizing giving the FL coast a lucky break for now, however the gulf waters are quire warm and will still feed her some solid energy. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around. >Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://multiwatch.net/3Psb8FZNTO4/youtube/QbCI1Lj6zoQ/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtubeselection of cams
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rollin for cat 5 still come on baby grow
>>482918131It's getting damn breezy here in 954.No rain since early morning.
>>482918131Anhinga update one: anhinga down. I repeat, anhinga down. He had to jump in the water because the wind gusts got too strong to stay in his tree
>>482918131115 KT FL AT RECONWE HAVE A CAT 3
Sarasota, 2:15pm
Reminder to bring your kitties inside and protect them from roaming gangs of Haitian voodoo niggers who might be a'wanderin' durin the storm
>>482918236growing
She's getting BIGGER
>>482918236Not gonna happen.This storm is going to be such a letdown.
>>482918289Might take more l8r
Helene 2. Electric boogaloo
>>482918131based baker!a little action from last night, thanks to the anon that recorded these
>>482918131FIRST FOR TOTAL JACKSONVILLENIGGER DEATH
Watch out for Surge, gator-niggers.
>>482918266It's ok, he'll just t-pose for a few hours and be fine.
>>482918364KIRKKKKKK
>>482918351Bonita Springs
>>482918393Not happening unfortunatelyFuck it. Were goin shrimping tonite.
>>482918131
>>482918131Just woke up, gonna start drinking. How fucked am I?
FASTER
https://multiwatch.net/XTnlp7qrTYg/youtube/LGftFCwlx14/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtube/AET-4QStr5M/youtube
>>482918470>t poseNot in this wind, he won’t. Feel so bad for my lil nigga, hope he can find a way to get comfy. Wish he would come up on my front lanai. He could get cover from the wind
>>482918577livestream your death kek
>>482918551FUCK
>>482918577Start taking shots bro, you should've started at 7am like the rest of us.
>>482918577checked. actually lookin pretty good
>>482918577Better get the sandbags ready
>>482918608That's the one thing I don't like about Helene. Her eye is pretty meh
>>482918577Do you know how to swim?
>>482918612He'll figure it out, find a nice bush to set up in
>>482918393Jacksonvillains are the most powerful Race in the world
HISTORIC FLOOD
>we thought it would rapidly intensify this morningKEK the cope begins
>>482918577
>>482918577Mainland or barrier island?If you're on an island RIP
>>482918470>>482918393>>482918393Rate Helene unfrauded
>>482918577As fucked as everyone else in the pathIts a part of life. What would evacuation do? Drive into unfamiliar territory that also gets hit and be unable to address house problems as they occur?Remember to check your windows and other openings for water, have towels ready and all your devices charged, clothes washed. Sucks to be unable to once the storm passes
>>482918885>tfw getting rain from this in fucking New Jerseyweird feel, bro
>>482918807JACKSONVILLE IS NIGGERS. METH NIGGERS THEYBWON'T STOP PANHANDLING AT THE BUS STOP
Coloradan here, am i gonna be ok??
>>482918131Cat 3 bros edging to Cat 4 coomfest.
>>482918839I'm really going to need helene to cause niggers to chimp out tonight.
>>482918885HELENE THE HORSECOCK
Just as a reminder this is a nothing burger.
>>482919040GTFIH>GTFIHGTFIH>GTFIHWE HAVE A MH>WE HAVE A MHWE HAVE A MH>WE HAVE A MH...AIR FORCE HURRICANE HUNTERS FIND HELENE A MAJOR HURRICANE...The Air Force Hurricane Hunters found that the maximum sustained winds have increased to near 120 mph (195 km/h). This makes Helene a dangerous category 3 major hurricane. Additional strengthening is expected before Helene makes landfall in the Florida Big Bend this evening.SUMMARY OF 225 PM EDT...1825 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...26.7N 84.9WABOUT 170 MI...280 KM WSW OF TAMPA FLORIDAABOUT 205 MI...335 KM S OF APALACHICOLA FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...120 MPH...195 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...NNE OR 25 DEGREES AT 16 MPH...26 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...959 MB...28.32 INCHES
>>482919032you're already dead
>>482918289I live in Sarasota too. I’m getting drunk for nothing right now
It's getting bad here bros...
Palm Beach County standing by, the outer bands are passing us now, all wind no rain. nothing really happening here.
>>482918919Staying at home is all well and good, but I'll never forget the Ft Meyers anon who was posting the quickly rising water in his house with his dog and panickingI hope he survived but it was extremely unlikelyI want to believe he was the man rescued from his car with his dog
>>482918861Why does God hate Florida so much?
>>482919063My friend caught one snooping out houses in his neighborhood yesterday in preparation of emergency services being down
Nig looting predictions?
>>482919154>narrator: he did in fact think that... and that was what he did
>>482919021Remove the faggy MLS team from the image.
>>482919139TOTAL JACKSONVILLE NIGGER DEATH
>>482918351any more?
SHE'S A 3 BOYS 120 959MB
>>482918865I'm staying back on the mainland. I was at this house for Michael, and it didn't flood then, I'll be fine. But, like he said >>482918671 I am running late on my drinking, because I over slept. Whiskey shots it is, breakfast of champions.>>482918735Thread theme.https://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQ?si=0FxmxTHU5kBiZOCv
>>482919127
>>482919219We lost a lot of people during Ian. I have a feeling he didn’t make it. So many people drowned down here. Cast a weird pall all over the area for weeks afterward
>>482919229We are his favorite shchizophrenics
>>482919103MOGGED
>>482918861Stormsurge forecasts are incredibly bullshit.
>>482918577>just woke up>2pmYou lazy fuck
>>482919270Phonefag sorry, feel free to fix it. I already deleted.
will it ever hit land? what's going on? I SMELL NOTHING BURGER
>>482919139She isn't just awake. She is ANGRY.
>the hurricane thinks she can stop me from playin with the obese raccoons i've been feeding in the yard
>>482919424HNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>482919229We are his strongest retards, so he gives us his dumbest problems.
>>482919487>>482919321>>482919309HELENE 99999 - 0 SHLOMO
>>482919139>AIR FORCE HURRICANE HUNTERS FIND HELENE A MAJOR HURRICANE6 hours til landfallya.. she's got plenty of time to make the cat 4 run
Update! 1/2
>>482919566HURRICANE MONSTER HORSE COCK
>>482918131Get out now Florida bros
>>482919219Idk what to say man. If you die trapped in a room filling with water and cannot survive, seems like destiny.Fear of getting belongings ruined are valid, fear of death without a reason like an unsafe home aren't imoIf my place floods and im in that situation, dog and i sit it out in the car until death risk passes
Only one man can save Florida now.
2/2
239 here. Have coworkers who have started losing power. Idk I haven’t even had a flicker yet despite some moderate wind
GA/FL line, deer don't seem too worried.
>>482919464Yes.In my defense I was up at 5am. I was drunk and hadn't been to bed, but still I was up at 5.
>>482919787I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
>>482919798Nah sitting in your car will unironically get you killed. Storm surge will wash you away and you will die.
>>482919877Based shika
>>482919318Thats the only decent angle i can comfortably take without walking outsideI will post more from the same angle as the storm comes if theres interest Captcha-dw00
>>482919653Why are you so obsessed with tracking this storm? I won't have a single care in the world if a tsunami was about to hit some place in the UK like Marske-by-the-Sea.
>>482919841your coworkers are full of shit, just taking the rest of the day off
>>482919154Hey, That's my meme! I didn't say you could save it
>>482919798I don't think you understand how high that wall of water was. It was over 15 feet. Not even the roofs were safe, your car would have made a lovely coffin, as it did for over a dozen people that storm
>>482919974>I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECTYEAH TO A BIG FAT MEXICAN COCK
>>482919841Last hour or so has had some seriously heavy wind in my area and I've had power flickers multiple times this morning.I have a metal deck chair that we should see tonight in atlanta somewhere that helene claimed as well.
>>482918577Post pics until you die
>>482919841I just lost power for about an hour.
>>482918131>storm is dud>nothing burger confirmedNothing ever happens.
>>482919753>only 10mph more to be a Cat 4We got this. I just want Atlanta niggers to chimp since coastal fags are used to this.
>>482920050BECAUSE FUCK AIPACFUCK ZIONISMFUCK JEW BOOTLICKERSTHE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ZIONISTS AND THEIR BOOTLICKERS
>>482919877Deer are overgrown rats too retarded to get the FUCK out of the ROAD so I don't really think I'd use them as a basis for surviving anything kek
>>482919986I have been through 30++ years of hurricanes and have never evacuated. The worst was around 2005/6 when power went out for over a week
>>482920099If you use zip ties to attach pool noodles to your tires your car will safely float with the rising water.- Florida storm knower
>>482920128>I have a metal deck chair that we should see tonight in atlanta somewhere that helene claimed as well.Yeah, some nignog is gonna try bashing a whitey with that
>>482918131Just a remember
>>482919345underrated
>>482920198Das rite brother, it's game tiem
ahsg discord:/jghXdMKX
at this point, I don't see how it's not gonna be a cat4. wind speeds just went crazy and we still have a handful of hours until landfall
>>482920128You're supposed to throw all of your deck furniture in the pool so it doesn't blow away.
>>482918131Orlando Anon Checkin in on this comfy Hurricane day.Winds are picking up with some making a howling noise. No rain so far. Looks like I might have to go to work : [
>>482919798>h-he's dumb for staying in his house as water rose>I'm smart I'd....... *GET IN MY CAR* in the area with waters risingHoly shit good bait anon.
>>482919753I wish someone had an old teletype machine that would smash the updates out for real. That'd be fucking awesome.
lightning in the eye wall. IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>482920091BANANNIGERS FUCK OFAAAAAGGGGGHGHHH NO! /B/ ISN'T REAL /B/ CAN'T HURT ME
>>482920125I don't have an appropriate reaction at this point. Just cum on the walls.
>>482920198yeap, this is an average Thursday for Florida. I'm only paying attention to the area around Albany, GA and Atlanta
>>482920435>poolit isn't mid 2000s anymore. I live in the woods and if I had a pool it would be occupied by wildlife more than humans kek>"This motherfucker set us up another lake holy shit, thanks human!"
>>482918577It will be kino.
>>482920198Keep the chikin stow open and we good. Close down, we riot.
>>482920198Jif is the superior peanut butter. Some things you just don't skimp on. Like mayo.
>>482920099But yeah like i said, unsafe house and bad luck is destiny. Not everyone is able to evacuate if they wanted to. I'm merely trying to reassure people asking if theyre going to be okay on polOdds are yea, but if you live in a trailer on the beach, maybe not. Random or unkempt homes will suffer damage
>>482920505I want a stock ticker type masheen that feeds me updates directly from the hurricane hunter big bertha plane
>>482920292Don't tease me like that. I live in the shadow of NYC
>>482920441near you. i have people asking me for generator hookups. i keep telling them it's just gonna tropical storm.
>>482920689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Awatlanta will burn
>bayshore flooding again>yankee boomers shidding and pissing their pantsclassichttps://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1839347768688853152
>>482920447Lol who fucking cares and i never called anyone dumb or myself smart
>>482920745I think that'd be pretty easy to set up desu. /g/ might be a good place to start asking around, but someone on youtube probably has a tutorial already
>>482920419they've been predicting a cat 4 landfall for a hot minute nowsomething about the gulf waters being hot
Helene..more like gaylene, am I right boys? See ya later you limp wristed faggot.
>>482920773Hopefully this one btfos the carpetbaggers bigly, but it's going the wrong direction lol
>>482920875No one was talking to you nigger. Bad bait.
>cat 2 nothing burger/AHSG/ is wrong again I see. Days of general threads for a little rain. Worst general on /pol/. Sad desu
>>482920737What do the homeless do?
todays tropical tidbit vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLb4IFrOvg
I'm kinda mad that it's not going to be a very direct hit (Tampa). From what I'm reading it seems like they even gave up on it reaching Cat4. I'm already kinda bored. At least it gave me the day off work but only barely.
100% going to be a Cat 4 before landfall. Nothing is stopping her now.
>>482920875New id because internet is flickering on and off ;_;
>>482920917>2You should be watching Isaac for that one. He is going to the carpetbagger homeplanet of Israel.
Rollin for eyewall over Tallahassee
>>482920948It's going cat 4 and fucking massive are you a nigger?
>>482920948>Worst general on /pol/.Sorry we're not posting twatter memes here about nafo and trump and shit like you're used to. Go redeem in one of those ((("generals"))) we're trying to be comfy here.
>>482919969Based
>>482920923Wow look at this retard basing posts on id when ive stated several times that there are internet and power issues
>>482920958Die. (shelters open long before storms do)
i been watching some of these storm chasers streams and this their chats are full of women wtf,bitches love this content?
>>482920958Depends on how many ngo's are in the area. They'll just get bussed into some upperclass community that's on high ground.
>>482921022nice
>>482921162Wow look at this nigger thinking I give a shit he's pretending to be someone else.Kill yourself jew we're trying to shitpost about a storm not cry on the internet.
>>482920885>>482920419>still hyping weak stormJust give it up already. The storm is a dud. Move on to something else. It's ok to be wrong.
Floridabros.....it's fucking over......
>>482921022They told the residents it was only going to be a Cat1Theyre fucked
>>482921172yeah they got nothing better to do but tell their husbands "ha i told you"even broken clocks are right sometimes
>>482921181I don't think there are that many asians in florida, anon.
>>482921172Yes, women love retarded drama.
>>482918364the latest gfs run for the next one in the gulf is crazy
>>482921254NHC has been saying Cat 3 or 4 for over a day.
>>482921280kek
>>482921280What
>>482920958Migrate north
>>482921099Oh no, not a heckin' cat 4. Lol Nothing is gonna happen. The storm is peter out as it comes in. It's over before it even started.
make sure to leave your pets behind to watch your stuff
>>482921099checked and witnessed>>482921172It's probably linked to the same interest they have in true crime.Either that, or want an excuse to keep their family "inside where it's safe and DON'T go outside, NEVER LEAVE, EVER!"
The gulf of mexico is like a double bonus speed ramp for hurricanes
>>482921022CHECKED AHAHAHAHA
>>482921231>i post pictures from sarasota and offer more>mad im not crying about someone dying because they didnt evacuate>"quit crying! IDs never change, especially in a hurricane and having to change networks"Gtfo
>>482921329Imagine if it hooked right last minute.
>>482921446There’s nothing to slow her down. Because of the RI, she will land as a 4. It’s a guarantee.
>>482921342I'm glad someone got this it wasn't a good one nor was it complex but I expected >>482921389 from everyone on that joke kek>>482921389asian last name, thats at least a category 2 cat in your picrel
SUDDEN EASTERN TURNTTD IS ON THE MENU BOYS
>>482918291This. Let's keep an eye and ear out for our beloved kottens.
>>482921231>>482921518Will you do just fuck already?
>>482921518>*loud jewish noises*kek why are you so angry?Drink more you fucking faggot.
>>482921525No. I’m going to St Pete Beach in 7 days. Fuck that.
>>482921577kek bro it's because of the ESOL tards here
just got home lads, been catching bits and pieces through the day at work... is she looking like going to cat 4 or ?
>>482921280There are tons, especially in Disney towns.
>>482921652100% will make landfall as a 4.
I FOUND IT FROM LAST YEAR! I think it was last year, maybe year before.
>>482921577Checked, guess I'm retarded
CALLING ALL BASED ANONSIM PUTTING TOGETHER A TREASURE HUNT FOR WHITES ONLYPOST STORM SPANISH GOLD WILL WASH UPWHO IS WITH ME
>>482921621Nah that dude is way too gay, he'd just ask for scented lube or something.>>482921649I wanted this bitch to get washed away with her boyfriend so badly last night.>>482921684The hurricanes glow in the dark you just run them over with your storm tracker planes
>>482921700>yet more digitsI'm so fucking hard rn
>>482920695Jif is full of hydrogenated oils that clog your arteries. Kys you goyslop devouring imbecile
>>482921577Ahhh okay, I get it. I thought it had something to do with asians eating homeless people(which they probably do, i don't trust those shifty fuckers)
>>482921748>never played battlefield vietnamngmi
>>482920905It’s eh-LEHN
>>482921625>why are you mad?I hope your internet goes out>drink moreOn it, dipshit
>>482921788CHECKED HH
>>482918131SOUND OF THE DRUMSBEATING IN MY HEART
>>482920881/g/ is useless. You want /ohm/ or /mcg/ over at /diy/.
>>482921032
>>482921708GYYAAATT
Oh holy shit I just noticed NBC2 (SWFL)'s youtube broadcast has their chat up. What the fuck are they thinking??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7RlV-xo_xs don't do anything stupid anons.>>482921831Yeah its not a good one if you've not seen the name "Ngo" before I didn't say I was producing quality here I'm too buzzed and too far into hurricane day for that.
>>482921788I got digits twice saying the same thing. It is happening. She is coming.
>>482921849fuuuuuuuuuuuuI miss that game. BC2 was so good.
>>482921910she cute
>>482921977im trying to find that one still so i can pc rip it.
>>482921932Fuck you. Die in a fire. Awful use of slang.
just started raining here.. not bad. just pockets of downpours here and there.
>>482921925oh shit, yeah, that makes more sense. I forget those boards exist sometimes.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/CRgQPvNMXmM
>>482919032You want to beat up junkies in cap hill with me
BAD NEWSPUBLIX IS OUT OF TENDIE SUBSREVERTING TO SPICED AND SLICED CHICKEN BREAST
>that faggot jew crying about fort myers beach earlier talking about how great naples is now is suddenly absent when tin city is flooded and naples is freaking out despite tiny amounts of water.>>482921788hh atlanta is fucked>>482921914>I-i-i hope your i-internet goes out!Did you type that between cries? Holy shit maybe you SHOULDN'T drink.
>>482922061>clicks gif>feral niggers jump out of bushes to try and grab phonekek
She is going off right now. -90c tops and -80C around her center. High end Cat 4 at landfall is coming. There is nothing to slow her down.
>>4829217082022 is when I was posting her but wasn't the first time they were posted.
>>482921700thanks lad and god help those that stayed
>>482921772>you just run them over with your storm tracker planesOh. Now it makes sense.>>482921849I was Medal of Honor guy.>>482921802No shit. What's a good one then?;jif tastes good but I'll level and say the sweetness is too much
>>482921772Mmmmm who is this whore
>>482922130WHAT ARE GONNA DO WHEN HURRICANE-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOOUUUUUUUUU
lol
FUCK she is starting to look good
>>482922189I just know that I had to search on my computer for the image that I saved from AHSG years past.
>>482922125Stay away from boars head if you don’t want listeria
>>482922211Checked. They are all going to die.
so what was the lowest mb before landfall?
>>482922259my wifes calling our publix now to tell them her autisttic husband and children need publix tendie subs NOWWWW
>>482922061Even I am a nigger sometimes. Thank you for reminding me of my humanity brother
>>482922234Tallahassee niggers are dead kek
It’s ogre
>>482922234Total Atlanta Death
>>482922259is that literally pork brain
>>482922220nbc2/abc spinner weather girl>>482922249nothing wrong with saving weathermount.>>482922259Unironically probably the safest time to have boar's head if you were going to, they closed that plant completely, threw away everything, machines were even replaced and blades in many cases. I understand the mentality though even though it goes against direct logic.
Digits and there's another boars head listeria outbreak
it already looks uper fierce around this bridge, what gives, will it get closed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqSFZo_lxXM
Update!
ehh
>>482922360... MacDill really does have some kind of shield doesn't it
>>482922410Christ, if ever a woman was meant to bear children hnnnnnnnng
>>482921652You just got off work to immediately come post in a thread about a hurricane in fucking Florida? What’s wrong with you.
>>482922375No, theyre "poor boys". Louisiana style fried skrimp
>>482919321>959MBit's over, see you guys next time
>>482922490They couldn't convince the nigger reporters to go out in the field this time so they deployed the skinny blonde girls and some beans.
East coast bros, it's over...
>>482922489>Berg
>>482922529
>>482922346Fuuuuck. I want a pub sub now. I don't want to drive there though.>>482922410I was specifically looking for the AHSG mount image that I knew I had saved. I have her other pictures somewhere but I can't be bothered to look that much.
>>482922546He thinks the brand "Boar's Head" is meat made from pig brain.
>>482922522Checked,weather control tech and all that
>>482922539We all have our hobbies, faggot. Go fuck another goat
>>482918289Sarasota is gonna be in N Carolina soon.
>>482918131Wind and rain in Uhhhmerica! How is this news? There is an unspeakable wind every time an american farts, and there is an unspeakable rain every time an american sharts, and the do that EVERY day.
Eastern EW is booming and looking mean.
>>482922539Bongs on /pol/ shit up 2 threads most of all:comfy storm threads and 9/11 threadsNo one knows why, no one really wants to know why.>>482922629
>eye wall is clearly defined and shrinking>pressure is dropping>storm is slowingFlorida is fucked
>>482922673Poor boys is still funny
WHAT TIME EST IS IT LANDING? I HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE!
>>482922410ATTENTION ANONSIF YOUBARE CAUGHT IN STORM SURGE A MOMMY LIFEGUARD WILL BE DEPLOYED
>>482922719Yes but this one's bigger than your faggot storms
ok who is making fun of strap on weather lady? kek
>>482922732I had found it but appreciate you posting it again.>>482921708
>>482922775like 11pm
>>482918364Where's Isaac goin the jew muhavugguh
WNC bros how we holding up?
Eye diameter is down to 26nm from 40nm.
>>482922830I thought it was the other one, it was a mistake. There are at least 2 of her mounted.
>>482922844Why do these storms always hit hardest in the middle of the night when I can't stay up and watch? I was in a shelter for Irma and didn't even know when it hit cause i was asleep. Bummed me out.
>>482922775You're already dead. Everyone you know is dead.
>>482922689The sky looks the same an hour later. Wind is screaming
>>482922775You’re already too late.
>>482918577You in prison, bro?
>>482922897That's a good strengthening signa nice, tight eye
I really hope next summer has one really good storm. I'll finally be in a position to storm chase. I need to experience a major hurricane IRL at least once.
>>482922216Smucker's is the best of the most common brands you see in stores. The only ingredient in peanut butter should be peanuts. Some places have a peanut grinder you can make the peanut butter right there.
>>4829227752 am:(
>>482922612I saw that too kek
>>482922999
>>482922960God, he's such a creepy lookin mother fucker. Who thought it was a good idea to put him on TV?
>>482922960Its funny because he was a local SWFL news spergFunny enough he worked for NBC2 which anons like myself have posted pics from over the last day.
>>482922999Checked. And yep, people who stayed are fucked. 100% she lands as a high end Cat 4.
>>482923091>people who stayed are fucked>he doesn't know the floridian paradoxngmi
>>482923027Sounds like a dream. Just give me a little saltiness
fat tip indeed
Just reminding you all, this is a nothing burger.
>anons spergin out in the NBC2 youtube chat KEK maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it
>>482922775Don't bother. Call your loved ones and tell them you love them. Also, give me your credit and debit card numbers and social security number
>>482923091Yankee invader spotted
>>482923150Big Bend is going to completely under water.
>>482918577lol a hurricane blasting everything away could only improve that area of florida, so you can only get less fucked.
Anhinga update: he is in a much more sturdy well protected tree. He’s gonna be ok
>>482923208How bad is a category 3 hurricane, anons?What do you experience during it?
Anyone remember the live streamed backyard shed that progressively got more and more fucked, eventually holding on by like a single bungee cord before being destroyed? Must have been 2016 or 17. One of the cozier AHSGs in recent years.
>>482922673I am scottishwe actually do that (not the brain but the face etc)
>>482921877Elaine
Hurricane Helene brought me heretps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwOfWwo5WIw
>>482923330For like the third time in 2 years
>cameraman filming this bitch on fort myers beach about to blow awaykek he's like 20 feet from her too
>>482923193Holy Booba...
>>482923327People in Tampa will be fine. Anyone in the big bend will be completely underwater.
KEEP POSTING WEATHER SLAMPIGS
>>482919233Where is this at that niggers actually plan ahead?
>>482923193she looks familiar
>putting her on the beach to make it look like the storm is wrecking ft myers god dammit newsfags are cringe
>>482923392>2016 or 17>recent yearsAnon, I...
>>482923391Well I’m Florida you have the hurricane shutters up. So you are in the dark when the power goes out and all you hear is the wind. It’s comfy, if you don’t live on the water and if you live in a poured concrete home. Otherwise, I’d imagine it’s pretty scary
>>482923391Nothing major just>A Category 3 hurricane is characterized by sustained winds of 111 to 129 mph (178 to 208 km/h)>>482923442Her blue shirt was holding on for dear life and chat was flipping the fuck out kek>>482923451She wants your punta gorda
Total Panhandle death
>>482923193oh hell yeah. Textbook mommy milkers
Noon not my oakerino!
>>482918329Lack of digits worry me
>>482923453I bet someone could have ridden the eye from the Yucatan to Florida.
do we have a baker?
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>>482923590As it should
Baking, standby
>>482923590Helene is going to cause niggers to chimp out when they are left alone with the sounds of their mouth breathing + the everpresent beeping of the smoke detector above them.Isaac is going to destroy israel. I don't need digits to know the truth.
>>482923659Retard
>>482923407HELENE HATES JEWS CONFIRMED
>>482923341Can't tell if your a dumb fuck yankee who's never been here or some Miami fuck who's never been here. The forgotten coast, Mexico Beach, Cape San Blas, St. George, Alligator Point, Carabel, and St James are the best parts the state. The only part of old Florida left.
>>482919309We're getting quite a bit of wind and rain now in Vero...Jacksonville might get it after all.
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Is Atlanta close enough to the ocean to be destroyed by a hurricane?
>>482923781Was just watching the same thing on my tv kek
>>482918131You guys need to post the CAT level on each new thread.
>>482923683good lad
>>4829182893:15
>>482923733Battered by Elaine.
>>482923819Helene doesn't care she's going to drag her cunt across georgia and then wants to go to tennessee
>>482918289>that dead palm frondit's over
>>482923819I live in the mountains in WNC and we could break flooding records here. In the mountains the water has nowhere to go
>>482923887We'll Helene is the only ten eye see
>>482923819The wind and rain will cause power outages in Atlanta allowing niggers to destroy Atlanta.
>>482918131Rollin for CAT 2 hitting in the Perry, FL area
>>482923525They all become recent years when you’re here forever.
>>482923819They are in the path and it’s projected to be a hurricane still when it gets to them. This storm is moving fast. They aren’t built to withstand this either
>>482918885Is that real?
>>482923957cringe
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>>482923957>tfw I typed this on a computer, no autocorrectwtf is wrong me that I spelt "well" as "we'll"?brb, killing myself
>>482923772>veroI grew up there before moving up to Flagler. is it still God's waiting room?
>>482923528>the hurricane shutters upWhat are those like?That doesn't seem comfy at all, anon.But I gather a category 3 huricane will not do much damage, then.You guys are not scared, then. Why the thread if that's the case?
>>482924004It really do be like that. Cheers, m8
>>482923531>(178 to 208 km/h)That seems like a lot.That seems like something that makes a lot of damage.Especially to poorly constructed cardboard american houses.
>>482924051using eye instead of I in that was worse, really
>>482924004I've spent half my life here. Covid times were the best.
>>482923992roll an for a sweetwater flood event
>>482924214>Especially to poorly constructed cardboard american houses.Oh you were just posting shitty bait, got it.Keep being a retard and go back to your containment threads then. Carry on.
>>482923979This creepy jewess.
>>482924232Yeah, but at least that was an intentional hurricane based pun.
>>482924146Some of us live on the coast where flooding is inevitableIts also comfy having a florida thread at this time
>>482923444digits demand itrain starting here in coastal sc
