>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
And you still forgot the last thread link...at least its not a namefaggot thread I guess.
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NIGGERS
Turn Atlanta into Atlantis
>>482923985it's over
sneed
First for TND in atlanta
Nothing burger
ROLLING FOR A CAT 5
This bitch made more money this morning than you will all month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OGA2MGrZe8&pp=ygUOaGVsZW5lIGNoYXNpbmc%3Dcam selection
Cat 4 at landfall. The big bend will be completely under water tomorrow morning
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
>>482923985HELENE HATES KIKES CONFIRMEDTFSUD
>>482924137https://multiwatch.net/3Psb8FZNTO4/youtube/QbCI1Lj6zoQ/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtubeor even this
>>482924179Chesapeake
Anhinga update 4: little guy is hiding deep in the foliage of a tree on the lake. This may not be a positive development, as the tree is whipping around way more than his old spot. Seems like leaves are blowing and smacking him in the face. Rooting for this little nigga. He has been my neighbor across the street all year, fishing in the lake.
>>482924077job and baking at the same time, shit's bound to get missedwill include the stream link next bake assuming i dont lose power before then
Did the jews send dry air to her and she's weak now, or is she still going to wash away the south?
>>482924179pretty damn
>>482923985I GOT 2 DAYS OFF LETS FUCKING GOOOOalso digits and this bitch cat 5's herself and steamrolls jacksonville
>>482924179Are you a complete retard? Holy shit, it won’t even come close to you, you fucking mongoloid
>>482924179Very much so
ROLLING FOR CAT 5
Is he OK?
>>482924264Sounds like you need to focus on whats important:Shitposting.
>>482924179Kansasfag. In the tornado bunker.
>>482924179We'll you're in Canada, so you're megafucked by default
ahsg discord:/jghXdMKX
>>482924376LET’S GOOOO
>>482924459still not a thing, glowie.
>>482924377Is that fedsmoker 2.0
Already a CAT 3? How much more strengthening is expected?
>>482924377Literal meth mouth. Storm chasers make hardly any money, live in their cars & visit truck stop whores. Rest falls into place.
>>482923985Rolling for Cat 5. Fuck niggers!
>>482924449I DID IT AGAIN!FOR FUCK...I'm just going to stop posting. Fuck.
>>482923985by the time it gets to land it will be cat 0 nothingburger as usual.
>>482924179You're fucked, I'm going to personally drive to where you are and bash you in the head with a lawn chair.T. Floridaman.
sheeeeit that is one bigass hurricane, spans the entire length and width of Florida
>>482924497I think it's leaked GTA 6 content.
>>482924179Washingtonfag. In the tornado toilet about to shit a CAT 5
>>482924529>he didn't see twistersnow they are tiktok stars duhhhhhhhhhh get a load of this guy
>>482924605She's a thicc bitch
Took the doggos out in the wind and they absolutely loved it.
>>482924605>>482924646For you.
The nigger boomer I work with won't stop listening to the fucking local weather news on his phone AT FULL FUCKING VOLUME.
>>482924543That is only 1 cat gonna need at least 3 more after this one.
>>482924719
thick bands along the coast
PIGANON ARE YOU SAFE HOW ARE YOUR PIGS
>>482924569>by the time it gets to land it will be cat 0 nothingburger as usual.
>>482924507ALL OF IT
>>482924718>AT FULL FUCKING VOLUMEI'll never understand why people do this. It enrages me so much
Internet in and out becoming enraging. No way it lasts the evening Sarasota
>>482924719shes a strong 2 cat
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/336568878/#336577617PIGANON PLEASE RESPON I REPEAT PIGANON PLEASE RESPON
Aaaaand Matlacha bridge is flooded. Pine Island bros better get comfy.
>>482924883Pig anon died.
>>482924529sounds like a decent life. his teeth don't look methy but his face does
>it's raining in FloridaOh noooooooooo
>>482924764Shame about the face. Nice tits though.
I can't wait to splash around in the flood with my 3-year-old tomorrow after it passes.
>>482924179It's going through Florida before it hits Canada. Hope you like jews and trailer parks!
>>482924764>not one anon in the last thread picked up on the name of where she was in this remote
can someone explain the significance of the pressure dropping? lower = more crazy?
>>482923985dont go standing under or near trees and move your car away from trees. especially eucalyptus ones (short roots)outside of that, Tornados will kill more people than this thing. tornados in Ga and Tennessee is most likely going to happen. prepare your attic with an escape hatch if needed. bring all of your shit up to the attic in the event of a flood but also prepare to leave it if Tornado Sirens are going off and find the most secure closet area with 2 mattress tied and sandwiching your asses. no lie.
>>482924997Do you think anyone rapes during a hurricane?
>>482924997that was so three threads ago, faggot
>>482925041
>>482924954One Floridian's rain is another Georgian's cataclysmic event.
>>482925041is that what you think of all of the time, Jose?
>>482925041Don't really need to, save a bitch from drowning she'll drown you in pussy bro.(yes people use natural disasters as cover for all kinds of fucked up shit, not just people, governments especially love doing dirt during major storms and the like)>>482925125I screencapped that in the last thread, jewniggerYou still don't get it.
>Every time the storm gets real bad the streamer loses their internet connection.Why bros?
>>482925125Post foreskin
>>482925175
>>482924997Imagine this is your gf and she has to go cover a hurricane for 3 days with a bunch of camera guys who are watching out for her safety the entire time when shtf and save her life multiple times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVBF-45R3UwGusty babes in your area.
Reminder to myself to charge the 'eck for when the power goes out.
any good stream, im bored and want to see burgers wash away into the ocean
>>482925247She's probably sucking them all off in the news vanGetting trained at the same time
>>482925038Ryan Hall Y'All says that flash flooding and mudslides will kill more people with this storm. I was worried about tornados too but Ryan has that cute little twink calling out tornadoes so I'll go with what he says.
>>482923985we have a NE pink tower, convection be convectin' she does not want to give this shit up
>>482925354gonna have to give us a few hours here
>>482925368a psychic twink? oh this must be factual then.
>>482925041>Do you think anyone rapes during a hurricane?No, jesus turns the minorities off before the hurricane hits mayne.
>>482923985This is a manufactured, fear-inducing, m0ney-generating nothing burger screen event. The insurance companies - who are behind everything from seat-belt laws to bankrupting sick patients - can't afford a catastrophe in FL.
eye themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
>>482925247Not her you have to worry about. The sluts in the studio stuck working long shifts, sleeping when they can, etc. are 100% dicking down the anchors.>>482925360She's probably got a bigger dick than the camera guys.
>>482925369She won’t. She’s going to strengthen all the way to landfall. High end Cat 4 at landfall.
>Many people aren't leaving yet>Eventually they will get spooked by the quickly rising storm surge>Masses try to flee at the same time>Roads absolutely clogged at midnight, as the storm surge catches up to them>And roads also cut off by water and fallen trees>Thousands of drownings, super chaos>Niggers included in the picture somehowIt's going to be a wild night
>>482925511checked, can't disappoint big brother Michael
is anyone near matlacha
>>482925451No retard. When the National Weather Service issues a Tornado Warning Ryan cuts to the twink who talks about it. FFS
>>482924769Pig Anon died. No one even talks about him anymore sadly. He died saving them pigs.
>>482924954
Rolling for 25 foot surge
Is she in the middle of an eye wall replacement?!
>>482925608The pigs ate him. All that was left was the teeth.
>>482925455>perfectly missed the entire gulf coast by less than 10 miles in most places
Rolling for trans rights
>>482924997i just realized Punta Gorda means fat point
>>482925455Not just FL, GA too
>>482925679It's what he would have wanted.
crazy fucks speeding on super flooded roads during a fucking hurricane for chicken strip sandwiches. Florida please never change.
>>482925511DOUBLE DOUBLES TOIL AND TROUBLES>DOUBLE DOUBLES TOIL AND TROUBLESDOUBLE DOUBLES TOIL AND TROUBLES>DOUBLE DOUBLES TOIL AND TROUBLESDOUBLE DOUBLES TOIL AND TROUBLES>DOUBLE DOUBLES TOIL AND TROUBLES
>956MBwe still dropping
>>482925679Bricktop?
Nebraska here, how fucked am I?
951 MbarIts fucking over
>>482925788Cornholed
>>482925788pretty damn
>>482925788Get the dog to safety.
>>482925771>>482925813Could Helene dip below 940?
>>482925711Kid me thought it was the funniest shit. Asked a beaner what it meant and he told me "fat tip">>482925747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK9gLkXe0xw the pigs listened to this as they ate him>>482925787Sausages need two more minutes
951MB
>>482925771>>482925813hell yeah
>>482925835WTF a microwave just flew over my overpass?
>>482925889Certainly possible at this point
>>482925889>latest recon of NE eyewall>951.7WE'RE STILL DROPPING
>>482925813>>482925889931 HERE WE COME
>>482925608Also pretty sure that one streaming anon who lived near to the levee died.Last video of him was on his roof and that was the last we heard of him as far as I'm aware.He refused to leave while the water was still ankle high, because he wanted to protect his house despite there being nothing of value inside.
>>482925889She will be 938-943 at landfall.
>>482925759i want some magic please mr wizard
>>482925835Fucking made up ass AI name.
>>482923985>951951>951951SHE IS DEEPENING
>>482925679They eat the teeth too though. Doubting this narrative. I believe he made it
>>482925987>>482925982>>482925969My guess will be that Helene peaks at 145 MPH with a pressure of 941 MB
>>482926037They eat the teeth but poop them out, they don't break down fully.
>>482925565None of that will happen, I hate to inform you but this is a nothing burger.
>>482925987ROLLIN
>>482926066Checked. My guess is 941 MPH with a pressure of 145 MB>Source: I made it up
>>482926066spooky
Well?
>>482926031what is the unit here? BAR?what does low mean? more energy? I like tectonic and weather things, they are neat
>>482926066I like that prediction. I’m feeling the same as you.
This dude on matlacha on nbc2 is going to get swept out into the mangroves.Bro go in the van.
>>482925619You bond burgered my sister? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?You 007 cheeseburgered my sister? This makes no sense.
>>482926159(relative) momentum is conserved through the portal, so unless space is moving with the orange portal (making the cube actually be the thing moving) then it should be A I think
>>482924815What ill be doing when power is out
>>482926159it disintegrates at each atomic layer gets sheared
>>482926177The lower the millibars, the greater the pressure.
>>482926177Mbar yes Lower number means betterHigher number means weak lil dogshit
>>482926244>he doesn't know what spy sandwiching isngmi james burgersons.
>>482923985What pubsub should I get?
>>482925692>>perfectly missed the entire gulf coast by less than 10 miles in most placesWhat a cohensidence.
>>482926140Sorry this isn't Collin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2qCdXE21og
>>482926297kek they keep talking about the chicken strip sandwich last couple threads.
>>482926066t. Helena
>>482926309Yet.
>>482926297Don't shop at publix, they don't support trans rights for this country's teens
>>482926253based book
>>482923985Ron DeSantos is already begging President Biden for free money
>>482926369holy fuck kill yourself, northerner.
>>482926031How important is the mbar reading? Katrina made landfall with 920mb and 125mph winds.
>>482926261Otherwise if it's a magical material that doesn't break then B
>>482923985Right, intensifying. Sure.
>>482926297All they have left is Vegetarian.
>>482926297Tofu and conflict-free hummus
>>482926277>>482926268go baby go!hope ppl dont get hurt, but it's cool to see big storms
>>482926420ywnbaw
>>482926244this one is not nearly as hard
>>482926467That is nice considering he won't get anything. Category 5 Ian direct hit Florida and the state got barely any aid, FEMA got in the way if anything, jewed people a ton and fucked them over promising help never delivered, then when they tried to get insurance claims had to deal with northerners who underpaid thinking everyone has garbage construction standards like jew york.>here's another survey from FEMA btw on how we helped you with Ian (just got one last month despite them helping no one in my family or anyone I know beyond 150 bucks for gas)
>>482926486It's important. Deeper storms are more powerful. Katrina peaked at CAT 5 with a pressure in the low 900s. It underwent a eyewall replacement cycle and lost some wind in the process but got larger. Usually 920 MB means a CAT 5 so Katrina was rare in this case.
>>482926499Yeah, but this was the previous one.
>>482925731>Not just FL, GA tooI'm in E.C. GA. It's been raining non-stop since last evening. Had five inches on my gauge at noon - prolly another 2-3 since. But we've been pretty dry over the summer, so I'm not complaining (neither are my goats) ... we needed it. Other than that, no wind for now ... maybe later, we'll lose power because the big pines will start to fall over from wind and loose soil. But I don't see the fear-driven hype situations happening.
>not even the same latitude as Tampa yetGod damn, she has SO MUCH water to go over yet. This bich gonna be THICC
>>482923985>>482923985>>482923985NEW BAKER NEEDEDNEW BAKER NEEDEDgotta pack up the dog and head away from these pines before traffic becomes fucked on 400, hopefully will still have power so i can lurksee y'all later, frens
tampafrens... nothing ever happens...
>>482926297
>>482926455Check this AI rendition. Glad i listened
Well den.https://youtu.be/ntzpXrr27Ww?feature=shared
>>482926629WHOA! That's fucking fucking rude. You should genuinely feel bad about yourself for that one.
>>482926695You Southerners can't even BAKE right!
>>482926695Godspeed baker
>>482926486Katrina's damage was more about where and how it hit than the storm's actual power. New Orleans is a shithole and was back then. The Army Corps of Engineers had been trying to fix parts of that shithole for more than a decade. Then the state found out why those levies weren't suggestions. >Oh weird these corpses we buried above ground because we're below sea level here are now floating, strange.
>>482926499>>482926656
>>482925787Wu.
>>482926703They only sell this sub in faggot jaguar territory.
>>482926695stay safe baker lad
>>482926599In your dreams chuddyberg :p
>>482926734Oh shit. I hadn't even thought of this.>tfw Tuner Diaries read by AI William Luther Pierce but in the staticy radio show stylethat's gonna be comfy af
>>482923985Theories on why all the experts got this years projections so wrong? This was supposed to be the year of endless storms that were going to be powerful. And yet it turned out to be much slower than average. Where did it all go wrong?
>>482926828Cocksucker
How is the situation?
>>482926796Another weak gay fag storm
>>482924915How's Sanibel holding up? They're barely back up and running from the last one.
>>482926796>>482926656>>482926499I'd be careful using those models for intensity. We're so close to landfall that intensity models are not very useful. Just watch recon data.>>482926553
>>482926841They sell tendies subs everywhere though. As ling as it has tendies, it's a publix sub. Pepe approved
>>482926654A bigger storm will have a lower pressure compared to a smaller storm that might have more intense winds at the same pressure.
>>482926917The weather men get kickbacks from home depot selling a bunch of shitty warped plywood to newfags
>>482926664Northwest GA, steady rain all day, nothing hard yet, and not a lick of wind.If trees fall and knock out power, I can cope, I just hope nothing fall on my house.
>>482923985Lee County schools are in tomorrow, but Charlotte Co schools are out. According to some gaylords on nbc
>>482926656CI# /Pressure/ Vmax 5.4 / 949.1mb/ 99.6kt Final T# Adj T# Raw T# 5.4 6.3 6.3
>>482926947one bridge already toast, another bridge on the way out. Cops closing bridges. Seems like cheap old infrastructure is going to take a big hit.
>>482924993Fucking greasy
>>482926917>Where did it all go wrong?Agenda-driven "science"? Fear-mongering media? All of the above>>482927066Northeast GA. Same. Rain is getting heavier, but still no wind. I'll report back on the local Pub Sub situation this evening.
>>482926978What I'm saying is that the intensity guidance models are shitty. 12z didn't predict the intensification to a 3, and 18z isn't predicting intensification to a 4--but it will likely intensify to a 4.
>Lee county schools making the kids go to school tomorrowOh fuck you kek no way I'd make my kid go to school for 1 day. No way they would've went today so no way they'd go back for just friday. This is why we have hurricane days on the schedule, retards.>>482926968Nothing in SWFL is "back up and running" sanibel is littered with wrecks from ian all over the place still. From what NBC2 said earlier bridge is holding up ok though.>>482926983Those subs are different than the awful florida nfl team subs. (jags: Hot Chicken Tenders, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Sweet Coleslaw, BBQ Sauce)
>You will never be a real hurricane>You will never have 215mph winds like Josephine
>>482926917>Theories on why all the experts got this years projections so wrong?Theory: Experts don't know shit and will push extreme weather predictions to support climate change propaganda
>>482926917I wasn't super plugged in, but I think there was a lot of sand/dust blowing off the coast of Africa that fucked up most of the developmental area in the Atlantic.
>>482926917actual fear mongering. an old man with a bunyan could predict better than this. every year people in tampa say it's gonna take us out when every year it simply just grazes us without fail.
>>482925018Yes, lower pressure is a stronger storm
UPDATEWIFE GOT US TENDY SUBSMINE IS TOSSED IN GARLIC PARMWHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS
>>482927036>>482926968>>482923985!!!! Sheriffs office says that if you are in an evacuation area and don’t evacuate, you must write your name and address on your arm so they can identify your body !!!!!!!!This is not a joke, this is not a drill. Ryan Hall just reported this to 90k+ people. Sheriffs office says write your name on arm with sharpie so they can identify your body!!!!!!!!!It’s happening!!!!!!!!
>>482927156> What I'm saying is that the intensity guidance models are shitty. 12z didn't predict the intensification to a 3, and 18z isn't predicting intensification to a 4--but it will likely intensify to a 4Good job Turkanon you understand what the other Anon doesn't. Maybe there is hope for your country yet
>>482926664I’m in Asheville and remember the flooding we got back in 2004, I was in high school. They’re saying we might get flooding close to the level of the great flood of 1916. We were already flooding last night this AM and the storm is still 12hrs away. In the mountains all the water gets funneled into a few rivers and creeks. :^(
>>482925038>a tornado will kill moreWith that amount of flooding I doubt it. It's harder to count for hurricane as you need to attribute all drowns all misadventure all crashes in addition to that one night.
>>482926917Well as I was trying to explain to people at the start of this season we had a mild as fuck winter and are in an off season so the actual storm season started later. The storms that normally would've been tropical storms were basically big ass rain storms with big winds for days and days instead of one major storm system.This is basically a november/december storm. This is why you have to look at history even as short as we've tracked it to look at the overall trends of the earth itself.
>>482927170This is what I was thinking too.
>>482927285Rip bro
I am taking the opportunity as emergency preparation to wash pillows right now so I will have nice clean pillows to lay my sleepy head on when this is all over.
>>482927165Who tf is Josephine It’s Patricia
>>482927273T.K. Waters says that's fake and gay, and only homos write nonsense on their arms
>>482927285I hope Biltmore is safe. Still haven't got there
>>482927269I hate to say it but you're going to need to open a beer or two and watch some livestreams of the hurricane
>>482927273>Sheriffs office says write your name on arm with sharpie so they can identify your body!!!!!!!!!Is that before or after we put it in our pooper?
>>482926983this is a joke right? not a real post NOAA made?
>>482927285I was in high school in 2004 too!
its jover
>>482927273Write your name on your cock instead. Then write random names on all your limbs and draw a middle finger on your forehead.
>>482927087according to lee county schools*It has gone out over their notice app and they will have a press release etc up soon.
>>482927417>tfw will never fuck prime BoxxyWhy even live, bros?
>>482927273>write your name and address on your armI just saw a dudes yard totally flooded. They're saying "these guys are going to be all underwater" and "this place might be wiped of the map"
>>482926796That is 8 hours old and we already know it has hit Cat 3. Only the most aggressive prediction got it right there.
>>482924883Miss that bastard...F>>482925369Based, not even that NHC kike can stop this!
>>482927164>This is why we have hurricane days on the schedule, retards.kids up north get off for snow days and its only fair that kids in Florida get the occasional hurricane day or two.Sadly I have to go to work tonight but whatever. Everyone else had to work today in the storm, such is life.
>>482927485>whitekek publix chads teasing the brownoid again
>>482926914https://archive.org/details/td-07-edit/TD+01+Edit.mp3There was another i listened to but has since been taken down. Hope this works
>>482927285Is Eli the Computer Guy still trying to scam a living up there?
>>482926978OK, but I did get doubles (which I notice you did not)
>>482926695Thanks for the breads fren, get comfy tonight.
>>482927560Indeed, I mean legitimately in florida they build them into the schedule. It is 100% what they are for. If they aren't used the school year ends early or they plan them for longer holiday breaks.It is just stupid considering the logistics side of things, the parental side of things, and the absolute lack of learning side of things.Most kids won't show up after they cancelled today, the ones that do won't want to do anything, the teachers won't either. Nothing gets done.
>>482926297I got chicky tendie tossed in garlic parm on white
>>482926253Chad store manager
>>482927661Mentioning gets invalidates them, newfag.In fact it makes it even less likely to happen so good job.
sweep me out into the Atlantic baby!
>>482926177It's the delta that powers the wind the lower the pressure in the middle the more fucked up the winds have to be to keep it like that.
Do not evacuate FlordiamanYou are stronger than the storm!!!
>>482927478For me, it was Crystal Thierry
>>482925018
While Helene will probably stay within the bounds of reality, remember Hurricane Otis from last year that made it to CAT 5 when no model had it above a CAT 2 IIRC. Just because intensity models don't have it going too much stronger doesn't mean it can't defy expectations.
Louisiana sends their regards. Buckle up chucklefucks.
>>482927566Checked and kekd indeed. Always say white, or say your names Adolf
>>482927525Last night >>482927762The larger the storm the lower the pressure too though. A smaller storm will have higher winds at the same pressure as a larger storm
>>482926261Why would the layers sheer? The gravity vector changing wouldn't do that as just tumbling the cube shows those bonds can survive that.>back to A
how many bongs until the happening?
>>482927778No one outside of the armpit is evacuating kekThat is why the constant retard posts about "UH THIS IS A NOTHING STORM UHHHH" are so funny. Most people in florida watching this storm are watching it for TONIGHT when it starts moving across georgia as a category 2-3 hurricane. In an area that can't handle even light winds. In an area that is dry as fuck. In an area filled with niggers who get spooked when the power goes out for more than 10 seconds, let alone the cell towers going down.
>>482927760
CAT 4 themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOXaPE6gklI
>>482927927about 4-5 bongs until when it hits the armpit
>>482927579God bless, Anon. You're a real cool guy
JFL THE FOID HURRICANES BTFOD THE GUY HURRICANES THIS YEAR
>>4829278762 days ago a model had it at 888mb hitting Tampa
>>4829279272 hours I heard from a Flordia man storm chaser at Alligator Point LIVE AT ALLIGATOR POINThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OGA2MGrZe8
>>482927988girls get it done, ranjesh
>>482928007Two days ago they said the eye wall was going to close up last night around midnight.
>>482927788I hate that I miss the old internet so much. I was just old enough to remember it, but not old enough to truly appreciate it at the time.
>>482927269Delicious delicious implications.
>>482928017Never seen the guy in my life other than this thumbnail and I assure you he's not a florida man. Looks mildly israeli man to me.Landfall is closer to 8-9 but the fun will start earlier obviously. Landfall isn't really what I'm interested in for this one though its a few hours after.
>>482926917>(((Experts)))
>>482928017They're fucked. My buddy has a place across ochlocknee bay. It's gonna be gone.
>>482927983I try! Been posting sky pics from sarasotaNot much has changed still but winds been LOUD since last night and only increasing. Itll either be mild or spicyThunder is rolling in now
>NAPLES PIER HAD TO CLOSE BECAUSE 2 RETARDS JUMPED OFFaahahahahahahaha love it>>482928077Wait until you find out how much better the 80s and 90s net was despite the awful connection speeds.
based
So they're trying to wipe out the big bend, right? Gonna plap down a bunch of mc mansions there once it clears up, aren't they
>>482928017There's a little bar at the marina on his right
>>482928122He strikes me as a goofy rich florida man with shoe leather skin and a camera. He was showing flooded yards earlier. GRIM
>>482928122I hate when they land at night, you miss all the best footage.
>>482926268retard
>>482923985Why does God hate Florida?
>>482928249>wipe out....wipe out what? Ruins and trailers? No this isn't a haarp deployment unless they are intending to kill someone in tennessee or something.
>>482928144Fuck these expertshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouyC28ffPjQ>>482928205>80s and 90s netSo people say, but idk. Maybe the 90s, but at that point I think IRL was still superior than internet.
Jacksonville status?
>be stupid YouTube storm chaser >cop hands you a sharpie>write your name and address on your arm
>>482928017>Just driving around livestreaming, pointing out all the homes that'll be destroyed so people can laugh at them... that one'll be gone. There's another, yeah, that'll be gone. And that one. People must love this guy.
>>482928423
ya girl is about to get blown away
>>482927409Biltmore Village could get fucked like back in 04 but the Biltmore mansion sits on top of a giant hill and won’t have any problems>>482927463Basedo >>482927581Was that the computer dude who did that commercial with the Escalade? If so he hasn’t been around for a while.
>>482928423nice surf, warn water, risk of lighting
>>482928285I get that but it is better in this case because if this really fucks up atlanta you're talking midnight chimpouts.>>482928344People actually gave a fuck about each other and if an adult found out a kid was on a chat they'd tell them tips how to stay hidden and shit and tell them use different emails/usernames/etc instead of grooming them like now.It was a much different group of people. You had to have a base level of knowledge to even manage it even once shit like AOL existed. There were always creeps and shit but the number of normies was so much fucking lower %wise it cannot be overstated.The cellphone is one of the worst things to happen to the human race just because it gave easy access to the internet to "people" who had no business ever using it.
>>482928423No significant damage or loss of life, unfortunately.
>>482928509"these houses are probably gonna be gone" >he's right though?
>>482928511>Jacksonville drafted the AEW-tist himselfChrist, Florida really is retarded
>>482923985this is going to be a washout isn't it?
>>482928511>>482928656
>>482928629Yeah, but imagine sitting in a motel 60 miles inland that you evacuated to and watching some guy point to your house and saying "yep, that's gonna be gone". That's gotta suck.
>>482928586I hadn't taken the normie percentage into account, true.I really wonder if Steve Jobs knew what he was doing when he unveiled the iPhone, and if he did would he still have done it...
>>482928706We'll see what happens when it hits Georgia.
>>482923985Well hello, biggin'. Open up for daddy.
Daily reminder: black trans teen lives matter
Over for this bih She’s gonna die
>>482927414wife got parrot bay and orange juice way ahead of you brohttps://multistream.me/yt:P7RlV-xo_xs/yt:V8S8tPjgVuQ/yt:VBkqLUkyE8A>>482928119indeed it's so fucking good anons this is awesome
>>482928778you're overly emotional, this is not a WOKE soap opera, this is reality. Insurance adjusters have been betting against ocean bound floridacucks for years.
>>482928711This guy owns curly boots.
>>482928571It's the bald friend of Louis Rossman's that moved up there from Baltimore and said he was giving away free tech education to all the hillbillies. Nobody seemed to have cared and tech books are basically free online anyway. I haven't tuned into his channel in ages so I don't know about the Escalade.
Who's gonna bake?
>>482928902I'm not emotional, I'm just sayin' that guy's gotta have some enemies at this point.
>>482928882
Ok its raining finally
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>>482928799ohohoh checked fuckin chimpout lvl? cat what, numerals?
>>482928992I guess you are kinda right, but I am also kinda right so I guess it's kinda alright. He is roasting the beans out these folks homes.
My parents are currently flying to new york and they will travel to miami from there in 10 hours. Any predictions if they will even be able to do that? Wish they didn't travel. The only thing I could do is warn them before they took off in london
>>482927788She's aged well, all things considered
All you people focusing on Atlanta, check this out. A buddy of mine in GA is saying that Macon (AKA: Niggerville, USA) is going to get absolutely buck broken. No one is doing ANYTHING to prepare. We're talking a town of 300,000 thats 60% nigger. It's going to be fucking chaos. Get your popcorn ready, and if you're white in central GA, get out of major cities or fortify your home.
>>482928017>tomorrow morningSomeone better wake his ass up, by 8pm tonight.
>>482929048>plant knocked overWe will rebuild.
>>482929099damn brother, we've gotten a lot of nines in these threads>>482922999
>>482928799Nothing will happen. You happening losers are pathetic and shit up the board. This storm won't be even a mid 3
Is she in the 940s yet?
>>482929169It will still have hurricane force winds when it hits Macon. Going to be a shit show.
>>482929169Can confirm. Macon is worse than Atlanta.
>>482929252She just dropped almost 7mbars in 1.5 hours. If she keeps this up, she’ll be in the 930s at landfall.
>>482928797If he had any idea the darkness apple would cause he would've stopped with the apple newton
>>482924997Would smash Florida man here. Sitting in my RV chilling with my cat and listening to the wind. He’s a little spooked. Guns are at the ready. Loot=shoot
got a funny feeling about this one
I'm too autistic to bake
>>482928509and literally blocking passage for other people in the last minutes. He's a fucking 98IQ attention whore.WTF are you doing, except looking for shit to loot?
>>482929179I dont wanna bring this shit insideChances flower pots fly into my window?
>>482928922Looks like Eli still lives here, I’m not that into compsci. The other guy ran a tech repair store and was a major douche.
>>482927417They know it's you op just from the sharpie in the proper.
>>482929386newfag of the year
>>482929369Hope your RV is under a tree at least. Stoned/drunk also I hope?
>>482927269>WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONSMidnight cramps and toilet time.
>>482929386>muh autism prevents me from doing simple tasksshut up nigger and start baking
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>>482927897Since we have a magical portal we could pretend the cube is magical too and cannot be damaged. If that's the case then the answer is B since the blue side cube will have the exact same speed as the platform when it was in motion. If we don't assume it's indestructible, as each layer passes through the orange portal that isolated layer experiences not only a change in gravitational direction but an additional and instantaneous pulling force coming from the moving platform i just described. Meanwhile the rest of the cube that has yet to pass through orange is being pulled in the opposite direction by gravity. If you still don't get it not my problem
so literally nothing big is going to happen in tampa at this point, im guessing.
>>482929437I've been here since 2013
let's fuckin go
>>482929371the storm surge and rainfall over Atlanta area could be well bad, making the bit of wind damage look tame
>seeing anons posting in the nbc-2 livestream chat every time I look overkek they are going to shut that shit down
SW Georgia, rumor is that the power is getting shut off at 6:00 in preparation for the storm.I'm like a county and a half west of the current path. I'm okay, right? Local weather forecasts are saying 70-80MPH gusts which is nothing, but every station and service seems to have slightly different projections. Thankfully no *pine* trees nearby since Micheal already took them down.
>>482929386kekmy chickens came running to tell me about the wind
I dont wanna bring this shit inTheres so much more
>>482929629if you need plumerias i have tons anon.
>>482929513It gives me anxiety
FRESH BREADFRESH BREADFRESH BREAD>>482929630>>482929630>>482929630
>>482929629...in? Just put the plants along the side of the house you don't have to bring them indoors retard
>>482929718thanks baker
>>482929629>i like being a hazard to my neighbor's propertyGlad you're taking photos so everyone knows who to sue.>>482929626get them a solid spot elevated. they can get sick and die if too much wet wind gets up in there.
>>482929576I reckon loads have stayed because its been nothingburgers all yearnature has a cruel sense of humour
>>482929557I baked for you, bake the next one?
>>482929398Exactly what the cops have to think the minute they see him, and then they take one second to talk to him and think "Oh, another of THESE guys"
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>>482929756they have a balance beam...
>>482929724>in 50mph sustained winds with 90mph gusts...take them inside you lazy fuck. before they get wet so it's easier and cleaner.
>>482929828if they were my food, find a closet, empty it, put down paper on the floor, and put them inside on some perches.
>>482929907their coop is pretty good, anon. i made it out of like 200 pallets
>>482928876Not to the storm brother>and not to me either~Nate Higgers
>>482929907thanks for the solid advice though
>>482929752kek I wish I had this for the new bake thumbnail!
>>482929615If you’re in Georgia rain accumulation could be a problem for you (flooding). Do you live near a watercourse or downhill of anything
>>482929724>>482929756Theyre gonna fly when wind increasesRight?
>>482928882Honest to God I have no idea why steel overframes (think steel arches ) aren't used over areas that regularly catch cat 3+ 'cane's.
>>482930145not always. i put my 20 gal pots on my chicken coop the first year i built it through a hurricane. shit held up. dirt is heavy.
>>482929774yeah very quiet hurricane season then this cunt comes out of nowhere right up Florida’s chuff Mother Nature is fickle and hates us
>>482929834>being this newholy shit you northerner kill yourself
>>482930088About 20 miles from both Lake Seminole and The Chatahoochee. Never had any flooding around my area specifically, but I know those areas are going to have trouble.
>>482930693it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
>go in to work to secure a few things and bar the bay doors and lock the shop down>entitled cunt comes in wanting me to do a wheel bearing>sorry we're closed for the storm>can't you just do it it'll only take an hour?>no mam I've got places to be and that's a 3 hour job>well it's only three hours>proceed to ignore her and finish locking the shop down>she's still parked in front a closed bay>drive out to the gate and start closing it potentially trapping her dumb ass in if she doesn't leave>finally gets in her car to leave and asks if we're open tomorrow>nope>asks if we're open weekends>nope, come back monday>but I really need it before the weekend can't you just come in>ignore her and leavegood god I hate these people.
>>482929954is it strapped down by cable? I don't know where you are, but this thing by the models, if it hits below Tallahasse, will be coming in with sustained 40mph with gusts to 103 On Shore.
>>482930929yeah i over did it
>>482930929ahh, haha, there's an area, (probably just scrub, right? no responsible builder would build below sea level just a few hundred feet from the sea) projected gusts at 120mph max. Gusts getting over 50mph-max at about 8pm and staying over 50mph-max until 4am or so.
>>482931045I wonder what chickens need to change their internal body pressure. Do they fart and burp? Pop their ears?I'd say if they're nervous better to put them up so the wind isn't fucking with them.
>>482930884Remember, the most infuriating words you can say here are "That's unfortunate.", and nothing more.
