>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious>>482923985
First for trans rights, black lives, and safe abortions
Oh no no no
>>482929630that hurricane looks like it's ready to settle down
Indian River here. Stay safe, bros. As for the guys in Atlanta and Tampa, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAI mean good luck.
If you anons get nbc2 to disable chat on their youtube livestream I'm gonna be disappointed in all of you.
>>482929630Thanks baker. I almost had a panic attack
>>482929715Rolling for your house to be hit by a tornado.
Goodbye flower pots
>>482929630>north of Atlanta>gf said she has to work on a project late with her boss which means she'll have to hunker down in the office or a nearby hotel when the storm really hitsBeers are in the fridge, comfy night ahead bros. Just ordered a pizza.
https://x.com/FHPTampa/status/1839398172684370378
Intense convection going off in the NW eyewall. Cat 4 is coming.
>>482929715rolling for you to get smashed by a cat 5 chimpout after powers out for atl nigs for a week or two
>>482929818Your GF is fucking her boss.
https://multiwatch.net/3Psb8FZNTO4/youtube/QbCI1Lj6zoQ/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtube10 different cam views
>>482929630Is this shit happening or what have to go to bed in an hour
>>482929630Alright I'm pretty drunk and stoned, when does this shit start?
where's weatherwax and confederate meteorologist desu?
>>482929731>goyim why aren't you uprooting your family & driving 10+ hours to find a hotel room?!Scare tactic & humiliation ritual. We hold.
Dave Elias looks like he fucks.
JAX UPGRADED FROM LIGHT BREEZE TO MILD BREEZERESIDENTS ASKED TO WRITE THEIR NAME AND BIRTHDAY ON THEIR STEREO EQUIPMENT
>>482929630Gator in the canals
>>482929731I tire of public officials who shit test the taxpayers.
Is Frankie McDonald covering this?
>>482929909he's a cuck so he likes the idea
>>482929818Kek
>>482929807>>482929885Malding!
Getting a bit windy boys
>>482929818Anon I hate to tell you.. just enjoy the pidser. It'll be ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-JhjYdMz24hope everyone stocked up on flexseal
>>482929818Anon....
Remember boys, I'll be watching. No far-right thuggery will be tolerated on my Hurricane watch.
>>482929981it was never a question
>>482929833explain this like I'm a nigger
>>482930055Who do you think bought him the pizza? Boss wanted to make sure he was comfy.
>>482929974An alligator?In the water?Someone alert the president!
Is Reed alive?
>>482930083absolutely sir I would never go around and lynch niggers sir
>>482930109It gone rain.
>>482930109more convection = lower pressure = stronger storm
>my homegym is in a tin shed under 4 pine trees RIP gains
>>482929630Where are the fucking stream of destruction!!??? We had live streaming back for Katrina and that was decades ago wtf, nice thread faggot.
>>482930130It was shown as a humorous clip. Floridians know that any body of water bigger than a bucket should be assumed to have at least 1 gator in it.Hell even then double check the bucket you don't know for sure.
>>482929939sleep 4 hoursDid we hit the hot pocket?this is what desantis gets for being a traitor
>>482930109It’s heating up. Getting more intense.
>>482930207The storm hasn't made landfall you jewish retard.
>>482930187Go lift the trees.
>>482930207Reed's live now
>>482930109dey spec it to be ooga booga but its gonna be direezy fo sheezy
Impressive stability, very nice.
>>482929630Checking in on this thread with my hurricanebros. How's it going where you are? I just got home from wageslaving/kids dr appt so I'm totally out of the loop. Just for clarification I'm not in the path of Helene but just following her closely.
>>482929829I wonder what the cost of the beach replenishment projects will be to taxpayers after this one?
>>482929630My wife is starting to get mad at me. I’m like 12 beers deep in saraosta. It’s a nothingburger of a storm
>when your back yard pets ask you why it's windy out
>>482929715total eglin tranny death
>>482930083any NIGGER attempting to loot my house will be shot without hesitation
>>482930109Convection is essentially a sign of strengthening.
>>482930303That bridge is not a shoreline.
>>482929731Don't forget the neon sign that says LOOT HERE FIRSTSeriously, even if you do decide to evac, have some opsec about it
>>482930083Yes, sir officer Chitwood!
>>482930356I'm on no guns probation. I'm scared of a chimp out
>>482930304I gave my wife some weed gummies and wine, she's fine for now.T. St. Joe.
Trying to reconnect to internet and a bunch of neighbors net going in and out. Bad sign. Sarasota porch flower anon
https://capeweather.com/southwest-florida-live-streaming-webcams/matlacha-bridge-traffic-webcams/this cam genuinely gives me anxiety
>>482930109Get off my lawn, nigger.
>>482930109SHEEEEEEIT
When do we get another pressure update?
>>482930354You wish chudderson :P
>>482930207Bakers are too lazy to update the OPI'd bake for you guys but I'm too jealous of your storms.>t. baked for /phsg/ during Hilary
D A M NAMN
>>482929913thanks achmed
>>482930391I know this. I'm just thinking of the fact that after every damn hurricane half the beaches in the area wash away and end up being artificially replaced at huge expense. The beach communities have always been a shitshow that way.
>>482930440Then you may not want to look at >>482929829because that bridge is way fucking higher up kek
>>482929818nice b8>>482929809
>>482930356Ok, Kamala.
>>482930581nnooo thanksim good
>>482929782Spacious yet responsive ;^)
>>482930555That isn't something I'd brag about. These "generals" are in name only. They aren't tranny discord fests no matter how much you faggots try to ruin these comfy threads.
>>482929731IT’S OVER FOR ABBYDOWISCELSPRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>482930573That tack that shit onto out property tax where I am.
Lido is already under water
what DRUMPF did for florida anons?VOTE BLUE!
>>482929731>no opsecnice try fbi
>>482930672Just a lido but of water.
>>482930440I'm tripping balls
So is Atlanta gonna get 90+ mph winds or no?
>>482930573To be fair, if you bought beachfront property (privately or as a city/county) you damn sure are going to try and keep it from vanishing kekMore money is spent on shit like boat "recovery" that then never happens though. At least beach work like that helps with animals and nature in general.Also the sand bars and whatnot help stop storms.
>>482930657Then Anons should quit their bitching and just enjoy the show.
>>482929731Fuck those kikes, I am living!
>>482930658you unironically just know but this time its the horses not the dogs.
>>482929731This is how you can tell a woman wrote this. Women are childish.
>>482930304
>>482929962>Dave Elias looks like he fucks.He does now.
It's dangerously comfy down at Siesta Key
Oh fun fresh tornado warning just came across the weather band for SWFL!First time its popped off since last night for me.
>>482930083DATS RIGHT
>>482930878HH
>>482930878
>>482930896You’re going to be under water soon.
>>482930744press X to doubt that speed, maybe gusts
>>482930834no more horsecock for white women
>>482930896What temp is it there because its been almost 90 most of the day and only started cooling off very recently. That bitch Helene is HOT
one thing i can't stand about these generals and always was the case is the attention whores having to spam the same pictures in every single threadyou deserve to drown in sewage overflow and i will never give you a (you) and rarely does anybody else, faggot
>>482930896that ufo looks comfy place to chill
>>482930602Of course shillbots cannot refuse an opportunity to take a dump in comfy threads. This has the opposite effect of what you want though, now I only want to see every liberalnigger from Tallahassee to Albany GA obliterated by Helene.
>>482930744I don't think so. Atlanta will get enough wind and rain to topple trees onto powerlines though.The Chattahoochee River will also flood in places.
Here, Ryan Hall's stream-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYgAdd it to the list next time OP.
>>482930083With all due respect sir, that's easy enough for you to say over on the east coast.
>>482931099>he didn't save the ms paint meme images to shitpost in comfy storm threadsSounds like a you problem.
>>482930109ayeho hol upbruh, it’s lit in the NW wall. That Cat 4 bout to pull on dem states n shit
This is a bot >>482931110Eat my ass, botnigger.
>>482931117No thanks ryan we don't want to associate with degenerate furry faggots.
>>482930911Warning is for a storm "capable" of producing a tornado.
>you can go to a powder room....bitch what the fuck mansion do you live in?
>>482931114>I don't think so. Atlanta will get enough wind and rain to topple trees onto powerlines though.>The Chattahoochee River will also flood in places.Well that's nice at least
Just got temporarily knocked offline for the first time tonight. It's been windy in St Pete, but not much else so far.
>>482931096it's like bathwater anon, bathwater coming at you sideways at 45mph
>>482931198He ran out of BBC topics to bump, many such cases.
>>482930744no.
it's spam and not comfy, attention whore and i will not give a (you)
>>482931348
Rolling for a blue wave in 2024
you suck BBC and BWC and BKC
>>482931117you have to go back
>>482931117dont watch these fags ryan faggots chief meteorologist is literally a furfag
>>482931299I'm a storm capable of producing a tornado.>>482931312kek just curious because this has been a hot one. Last night when the first bands moved through SWFL it was going from mid 70s to mid 80s when the rain was happening. Shit was kind of crazy. >>482931361>and i will not give a (you)OH NO NOT THE YOUS WHAT EVER WILL PEOPLE DO!?kek you're such a jewish faggot.
>>482931397It's called an open border.
water is starting to splash on the matlacha bridge
>>482930109hurricane bout to spin da block on dey opps
total attention whore death
>>482931117yeah how about we add your pozzed discord to the OP too faggot
>landfallDO NOT FUCKING REDEEM
>>482931481That too
>>482931505Anon are you watching an old feed or something? Its been covered for a couple hours now.
ryans off to shit and fap
>>482931355>no.
>>482931542>>482931601>>482931561>>482931546TheLookInYourEyes said:HELENE IS UNMOGGABLEHER PUSSY REMAINS WET DESPITE KIKES EFFORTS TO TURN HER OFF AND DRY HER OUTTOTAL FSU DEATHTOTAL KIKE ERADICATIONALL FSU JEWS WILL BE SENT TO DAVEY JONES LOCKER
>>482931600its starting to get significant now
>>482930962the funniest part of that meme saga was the transformation he went when he just spent a few weeks in jail, from fatso nerd to looking actually pretty good, literally exposing the goyslop industry and those who promote it
>>482931102>ufoit's a reminder to leave the turdul nests alone
>>482931299That's a watch, dude. A tornado warning means either radar indications of tornados or funnel clouds seen on the ground.
>>482931566I hope you get raped to death by a pack of feral squatemalans.
NHC says we're at 125 now
>>482930562A 125 K 204.8 GHz terahertz band emitting NE eyewall just flew over my house!
>>482931601at the same time?
>>482931093>>482931383Go back
>>482931717I still want to know what jew shit happened in tennessee that they are covering up.
>>482930973
https://capeweather.com/southwest-florida-live-streaming-webcams/matlacha-bridge-traffic-webcams/
Oh
Digits for a somethingburger
>>482931792
>>482931685oh :D
>>482930973it's kind of sad that rich famous guys are so oversocialized that they spend their time like this, just go to hunting and fishing instead, or just do nothing at all, begging for attention is for whores
It legitimately blows my mind how many anons are in SWFL watching the same news as I am. This board doesn’t have THAT many usersWe must have one of the highest concentration of users of anywhere
>>482930738>I'm tripping ballshell yeah, hope you have some fun music frenenjoy this in 4k: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I6LGyzV_Q0
>>482931613It still might be a pain in the ass for them in other ways
>>482930083>Eat all Chitwood's with fava beans and a nice Chianti!
Still rainingNo flying flowers yet
>>482930399What in the hell would you loot in Taylor County? You want to go get some wood pulp or something?
>>482931706That's your job timmy
>chunk of neighbor's fence just flew through the yard>nearest neighbor is half a mile from herebased
>>482929630This is a manufactured, fear-inducing, m0ney-generating nothing burger screen event. The insurance companies - who are behind everything from seat-belt laws to bankrupting sick patients - can't afford a catastrophe in FL.
>>482931697Warning is for a storm "capable" of producing a tornado.
check out this cam br0shttps://capeweather.com/southwest-florida-live-streaming-webcams/matlacha-bridge-traffic-webcams/
>>482930658Where's your government & fem power now dumb wrinkled bitch lolll.
>>482931873the vast majority of users are lurkersfor every post made there's like 100 readers
>>482931948It's not rape if they want it.
>>482931836He's my brother, but, ngl, dude is heavy.
>>482930744Someone in the last thread said Macon GA is the town to be on the lookout for if chimpouts are your thing, high nog population that doesn't have da meenz to evacuate n shitSpeaking of, does anyone have the YouTube Multiplier link saved for chimpouts? Gunfire, monkey screeching, warning sirens, all that fun stuff
>>482931985Lmao guess you could say she shouldn’t have stayed home after all
Subs for 2 days straight so far
>>482931977the fact that you keep spamming it makes me want to not check it out.
>>482931977>doesn't look much different than hours ago
>>482931647based and redpilled
>>482931812She’s going for Cat 4.
Reed is livehttps://www.youtube.com/live/vo0NhYV00pk?
>>482932045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqSFZo_lxXM some feed cams
>forecast center line is to the west of tallahasse>future radar showing landfall in cedar keyThe fuck?
What's up niggers I'm still dry
>>482932104i just posted it just now.
>>482931873ever heard of the "dead internet" like we're all localized to eachother?
>>482929971went to bonos earlier and got a bbq platter and it was mild as fuckthis shit better hit the fan soon im getting bored
>>482931685>turdultortoise, the word yuo are looking for is tortoise
>>482931873I live in Maine and always like to participate in your hurricane threads. I wish there were blizzard threads
Biden opened the border to hurricanes!
>>482932189I’ve heard of dead internet but not the localization aspect. Qrd?
>>482932154https://capeweather.com/southwest-florida-live-streaming-webcams/matlacha-bridge-traffic-webcams/made a multi stream link with that view in it and a few more
>>482932260lol
millibars report in
>>482932154thanks anon! https://multistream.me/yt:P7RlV-xo_xs/yt:V8S8tPjgVuQ/yt:OqSFZo_lxXM
No longer a closed eye. A ragged eye.
>>482932260fuck mewrong link againhttps://multiwatch.net/3Psb8FZNTO4/youtube/QbCI1Lj6zoQ/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtube
Sure coming up good now on Cedar Key cam
>>482932229There definitely can be if you make them anon that sounds comfy af
>>482930304Update. My wife is now drinking with me. I love her.
>>482932067Macon should get stronger winds than Atlanta as well.
>>482932246internet ghettos, ai generated other people on sites like this. algorithms separating local people who think the same from eachother so they never band up or whatever.
>>482932223It is not. Sea turtles nest all over Florida beaches.
>>482932296have eaten entire supply of pubbysubsrequesting evac over
>>482931792Heil Hitler? How did he got away with that?
They just started planting orange trees in South Georgia due to the warming climate. They will all be ripped up because of this bitch. We only had one shot at Georange juice and she took it away.
>>482932140NHC expects it to strengthen to cat 4 before landfall
>>482932158It is going to turn into the armpit and then snake back around west once it makes landfall so they don't know really where its gonna go other than its a big bitch so *points at map in general region* "HERE" is what you get.>>482932246basically we're grouped together like cattle.Reality is actual floridians are outspoken, we like comfy storm threads, and other anons are mystified by our existence. >>482932260>>482932311Yeah I'm not clicking your fucking link no matter how many times you spam it or obfuscate it.
>>482931873We all work at Eglin AFB
>>482932067I live about 50 miles east of Macon. Haven't been there in years. The interstate exchange is bad enough without the niggers and dopers.
>>482932223Maybe don't speak when you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Just a thought.
>>482932381He's a real American- fights for the rights of every man.
>>482932346jamming that big futa cock straight into niggerlanta
>>482932448Eglin tranny reporting as ordered, xir
>>482929731This sounds like the stories during covid where "nurses" would say that a person in ER dying from covid begged the doctor for the covid shot but the doctor told them it was too late.so get that covid shot!!1!Fucking scumbag cunts need to be pinata'ed
>>482932245that's it, I am being a Clown for Halloween
>>482929974next you'll tell us there's wind in hurricanes!
>>482932135in mumbai
>>482932189>we're all localizedthere was a push among some hackers/cypherpunks/engineers a few years ago that basically said, "fuck this whole global thing about the internet, the local baseball team's website never needs to be sent to china" and went a bit down that rabbit hole, there are some actually significant benefits (mostly counter surveillance and privacy) to localization of networks
>>482932338Multi day, power outage blizzards are comfy AF. I have a woodstove and a small 2-stroke generator to keep my fridge running. You can hear the hum of generators all through my town while the snow piles up
>>482932434its a web service hat allows you to view and share multiple yt vids at the same time
>>482932448Reddits most popular city?(for newfags since I know you fuckers are here in force today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7GtYaruTys )
Florida anon checking in. Barely any wind and we’re already having trees fall.Neighbors trailing is totaled.
>>482932346Fuck Derek Van Dam. The last thing Appalachian communities want is "help" from Atlanta. He can enjoy his niggers and we will handle our own business.
>>482932579Lol nobody even thinks about you guys
>>482932434>It is going to turn into the armpitI got this feeling tooAnother idalia, cat 4 that will miss tallahassee to the east and just feel like a tropical stormPower will still be out for a week
>>482932554that trailer was totaled when bush was still president kek
>>482932459Kek I walked into a library in Macon and the niggers inside were NOT happy to see me
>>482932554Where ya at anon?Rains just showed up to Ruskin
>>482932554>car vs house yep thats florida alright
>>482932554>overhead power into your pole hanging over your placebro kek
>>482932409All those trees got 17 degree lows two winters ago kek. Many got smoked down to the root already. Pecans are big big business though and they are a sort of brittle tree so hurricane can ruin an orchard. That's where the money loss is going to be. A big pecan orchard can get shut down overnight by a big storm.
>>482932615Lmaoooo
>>482932507based, do it; I'm still looking for a good one
>>482929630This is gonna be an embarrassing nothing burger. Like every other hurricane since Katrina. >OMG RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE STORM SURGE IS GONNA BE 20 FEET TALL!!>its only 2 feet tall>WIND SPEEDS WILL BE OVER 120 MILES PER HOUR>will be a graceful 3 mph once it reaches landHappens every fucking time. They always over warn so that they can't get sued.
>>482932618All the way north.
>>482932664i live in a trailer neighborhood too ill post pics if it actually rains heavily here
>>482932611>Power will still be out for a weekMight get a bit lucky on that one, less power outage time. Crews already ready to restore power.Georgia however is fucked and is going to be VERY dark and for once I'm not talking about the niggers.
125 MPH SUSTAINED AND 951MBALMOST TO CAT 4
>>482932154where are the seed cams though? Should I ask Chuck?
>>482932687Just wear a maga hat, it's the same thing
>>482932149
>>482932713You know nothing snow nigger
>>482932554>lexus in front of a 50 year old trailerkek
>>482930418What did you do, anon?
>>482932800said a mean thing about trump and desantis so he got redflagged
>>482932472I literally can into biology you dumdum, tortoise is an animal with a hard shield, turdul is a made-up imaginary word, maybe some childish babbling at best
>>482932775I'd unironically buy a >Jeb!hat if I could find one
>>482932599>He can enjoy his niggerschecked
>>482932661Also alot of farmers have cotton still in the field.
>>482932859https://www.zazzle.com/please_clap_for_jeb_presidential_candidate_2016_trucker_hat-148075233929651451
>>482931943Wouldn't you like to know
>>482932067you have to be an absolute brainlet to think Atl is getting a hurricane, Macon also, but especially Atlanta/pol/ once again shows off it's superior intellect
>>482931873941 Chad checking in. Total Atlanta Death (TADpol)
>>482932851he's obviously referring to turtles you ESL mongoloid
>>482932851Turtles are not tortoises.
nice
>>482932757LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OGA2MGrZe8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RM
Destruction themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vonPMXsCRHI
>>482932796I mean, Lexuses are good cars though.
>>482932346Currently live from Macon, the NWS reports for our county have become less drastic and speak only of heavy rainfall with almost no mention of winds. The downtown urban center is built on high ground that drains naturally into the Oculmulgee river a few miles away. A few local roads could flood and trees could fall, but we have two interstates, multiple state highways, and our own airport, as well as Warner Robins AFB right next door. Our black people are not violent like Atlanta and are actually the jolly, laughing negro trope most of the time. While crime is possible they will have a hard time making their way to the downtown or white areas to do it in this weather.
>>482932937Fuck you ranjeet TADpol
>>482932316Anyone got the Cedar Key cam link?
>>482929731Lmfao the fear mongering never ceases to amaze me. Hurricanes are fake and gay>unless you’re a rich faggot directly in the gulf or poor trash in a double widet.Floridaman of 36years
>>482932937and yet
>>482932845You joke but the law in this state is gay enough these days, shit like that prizing already happens. Hell I got a year of probation for a fucking dui lol>>482932859Only if it's written as "¡Jeb!"
>>482932958Must be the one that just went through volusia and onto marion
5pm eastern. 50 miles north of tally. May be my last night drinking whiskey
Goodbye big bend.
Pinellas fag here out of power ffs generator time
>>482931951Blessed
>>482933056
>>482932944Are you the university pkwy anon?Sarasota venice here. Been posting porch pics Captcha - tnkytp
>>482932944checked TAD doubles
>>482933052>You joke but the law in this state is gay enough these days, shit like that prizing already happens. Hell I got a year of probation for a fucking dui lolOh I wasn't joking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxgybgEKHHI
>>482932985i wish there were good streams but these niggers yap constantly and get trash footage
5:00 PM EDT Thu Sep 26Location: 27.9°N 84.6°WMoving: NNE at 23 mphMin pressure: 951 mbMax sustained: 125 mphApproaching CAT 4
>>482933107In Venice bro
>>482933161Helene has shit timing for streams
>>482932520just use tape and wear sunglasses if you are afraid of glowniggers, the chad way of living is KNOWING that glownigger organization have an interest in you but since you can't be tricked to do anything stupid and illegal (like the classical: I need you to saw a few shotguns shorter for me because I'm totally not a glownigger) because you are not retarded and know their game you don't give a fuck about them.
>>482931901>It still might be a pain in the ass for them in other ways
>>482933013Wrong. Macon is saturated with panhandling crackheads. I actually like macon's downtown but goddam the panhandling junkies are out of control. Macon is way better than Albany though Macon actually has some beautiful historic buildings and houses but again the crackhead blight is unreal in Macon. "You got smokes? I need some change?" That's the city motto of Macon.
>>482933119Grim. And this is the guy they cheer for, while also demanding protection for trans black teens...
>>482932713this desu, we had a worse american-born regular stormy day a week or two ago in tampa that was degrees more everything than this immigrant hurricane
>>482933050>125mphOH BABY GO ALL THE WAY HELENE MY QUEEN!
>>482933161Considering it isn't beyond tampa yet there isn't really any reason to watch them. I'm sticking to my local NBC2 which is livestreaming (AND SOMEHOW STILL HAS A CHAT DESPITE YOU ANONS SHITPOSTING IN IT TODAY KEK) since they have good updates and not too much fluff during storms.
>>482932790I know you're gay
Straight up the cheesecake
>>482933030>MUH ATLANTA GETTING HURRICANE FORCE WINDS DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>MUH AUTISM MAKES ME HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND NOT DUMB AS NIGGER/PAJEET HYBRID MONKEYS
The eye is warming and clearing
>>482932229>I wish there were blizzard threadsI wish I could be in a blizzard. Sounds so comfy.
>>482933107Forgot picrel
Has not even rained in gainesville and no wind yet overhyped meme storm cat 1 max
>>482933198Yo0o0o o/ HH brotherWhats up
>>482932579the point of that meme format is to have jpg compression to the max, this example just fails the most basic premise of this particular meme
>>482933269yeah i hope some floribama anons get out there and bake something real nice when it gets there
>>482933050>NEVER TRUST MAINSTEAM MEDIA>EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MY HURRICUSSY
new smug titcow dropped>>482933257Reminder that was over half a decade too, I'm sure he's way better about it now. Look at his change on abortion!...shit wait a second.Not saying the other "side" is any better either
>>482933304NOOOOOOOOOOOWTFI WAS PROMISED TTD
NEW BREADNEW BREADNEW BREAD>>482933349>>482933349>>482933349
>>482933429thank you
>>482932229More likely to be without internet I guess? Post one next time there is a blizzard I'll shitpost in it and have no idea whats going on like europeans who post in these threads kek
>>482933338Looks like the shamrock/seminole off roads, between venice island and the walmart on 41 and jacaranda
If Helene had gotten her act together just 12 hours before, I'd have no doubt this would be a strong CAT 5.
>>482933013>Currently live from Macon, the NWS reports for our county have become less drastic and speak only of heavy rainfall with almost no mention of winds.fuckin thisshouldn't have told /pol/tards tho, let them fantasize about TMD and TADabsolute dumbshits
>>482933512It is still going to hit as a cat 3 or 4. Georgia is not equipped for tropical storms let alone a hurricane.
>>482933366HH brother just Chillin with some brewskis. We have to make a pol meetup for us swfl negros
>>482933353Was this just an attempt at saving face by assholes like picrelated?
>>482933057>goes
>>482933569Cat 4 (low end). Hoping it hits Atlanta, which is in the cone. If it does, with how fast this storm is moving, it could be a cat 1 when it hits atlanta
>>482933586Looks more like albee farm there
>>482932946>>482932951educate yourselves, retards, tortoises are the funny shield animals and you can not change the animal classifications even if you would surely like to do that because the current one is too hard for you to understand
Last minute beer run.
>>482932851Tortoises drown.
Pro tip for all you anons in the storms path. Take a shit ton of photos of everything on your property in case you have to have an insurance adjuster come out.
>>482933762Other side of 75
>>482933050>and yet... and yet, you believe the screen. It lies to you 24/7, but you just clench your sphincter and squint your eyes - believe.
>>482933849u suck, which gives?
>>482930109Ook ook it be loot time.
>>482929809>sideways picture you must be a fucking worthless retard
>>482933954Me tooOff laurel
>>482934005Just admit you don't know the difference between a turdle and a tortoise.
>>482933586no I don't think we do marcenohow about you and your beaner friends kill yourself instead?
>>482934116Jackson
>>482933965>posts image showing the same thingkek ok
>>482934205I dropped a baby bird off at the animal recovery there a couple months agoStay safe. River road sucks ass
>>482933318>day 4>wake up, feed the cows>play hand after hand of pinochle>feed the cows>go to bed>day 5: do it againnever again
>>482934175Fuck off faggot
>>482930896One of the most beautiful beaches in the country, shame it's always so busy
>>482934175Forgot pic rel
>>482934570Trim your dang nails
>>482930822>tfw will never get to live through hunkering down for a cat 5 hurricane with copious amounts of publix subs, juice, chips, rotisserie chickens, and other assortments of last-meal goyslopwhy even live
>>482934775fag
>>482934775I'll get right on that, thanks bro!
>>482934775post tits
>>482934248It's not. Look at the wind speeds. This is a manufactured screen event. Anon's from Tampa confirm - it's all bullshit.
>>482930896are you underwater yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLhxcyzXQxM
Jensen Beach reporting.....Comfy here. Light rain and a few gust.
>>482934839>>482934906Must be ladyboy
>>482934922I'm in swfl and it has flung shit around for hours now and we're hundreds of miles from the storm. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
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>>482934293Yes sir, drive by there everyday. Good on you anon.
