>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482929630LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OGA2MGrZe8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RM
Incel thread
>cat 3it's nothing
based thread
>>482933349rolling for cat 8
i believe it's pronounced TENDIE SUB
>>482933349helene loves deepthroating
https://multiwatch.net/3Psb8FZNTO4/youtube/QbCI1Lj6zoQ/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtubecollection of 10 different views on 4 yt channelshttps://capeweather.com/southwest-florida-live-streaming-webcams/matlacha-bridge-traffic-webcams/a bridge that is giving me motion sickness
Gayest hurricane I've ever seen. Basically no different than a typical thunderstorm.
>>482933349I'm in Tampa. At 2 AM today it was supposed to start, and literally fucking nothing. Yet again, a big fat nothing burger. The entire day we have about 1 inch of rain and some measly gusts. Fuck all of you that hype this shit up. Fucking faggots.
Anyone have good Katrina docs/articles/etc. regarding the Superdome? I'm sure there's some stuff that has been shadowbanned in google searches
Remember, black lives matter
whatever happened to weatherwax and confederate meteorologist?
>>482933413rake soon
>>482933349CAT 4 IS A GO SHE WILL BLOW TALLY AWAY
>>482933574It's still in the gulf retard
Helene will cleanse the panhandle of all Trump vermin. Florida will be blue this year.
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have a good night georgia, florida will be fine
>>482933561capefedhoneypotdotorgevery time you post that link it makes every post you make more suspect.
>>482933413>storm named Helene>fucking multiple anons in multiple statesThis is far from an incel thread.
I hope this thing obliterates the Panhandle, Atlanta, and Tallahassee.FUCK YOU is you live in a place that doesn't face east out into the great Atlantic Ocean.LOSERS
>>482933349Misty a qt
>>482933349>she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPHno, she's at 125 now.>Helene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfallWe're guaranteed to get cat4 at this point which is 130MPH. Cat 5 is also in play now
niggersthat is all
you know its gonna be a bad hurricane when ACT BLUE IS SHILLING THATS ITS GONNA BE NOTHING
The eye is warming and clearing. 10+ foot surge is already being reported in Pinellas.
>>482933349Even at a CAT 3, its so large that the amount of rain could be catastrophic.
>>482933641"we" need to start looking at news in tennessee. Jews are covering up some shit happening or happened recently there with this storm.
>>482933698Yeah, this has Michael vibes
>>482933636About 3
>>482933349idk who the fuck is telling NOAA to say it's 120mph, highest winds we clocked were 74knots=85mpht. TSgt 4 c130 crews flying in storm
>>482933581Same here, I'm a bit east in the sticks and all it has done is blow the kudzu around.
>>482933659its a traffic cam bro
>>482933588Rapes, murder and no power… I remember Katrina well and people were opting to sleep outside than to stay in the murderdome. It was that bad
>>482933667>face east out into the great Atlantic Ocean.Jacksonville-sisters, we can't stop winning...
We all watching Ryan Hall?
get your storm chips
>>482933726Good. FUCK GA and NA for going blue. They should have never attacked our Black Nazi fren Robinson.
>>482933581im in tampa too but that's not bc it's weak. the eye is like over 100 miles out and sea and won't be touching us. nothing will happen until it gets to floribama
>>482933641I'm here. All the cotton and tomato fields are gonna be destroyed
>>482933667The Atlantic is like some dirty dog-water mud puddle compared to the Gulf. But I concur about Atl and Tallahassee
niggers
>>482933499me on the right
>>482933766air force did recon on that run, so check your larp
>>482933858Gd photos won't post
ahsg discord:/jghXdMKX
>>482933845NC, sorry, I need an light on mine keysenbord.
>>482933724yes
>>482933925this is ryan hall's furry discord
>>482933617LmaoAtlanta is smack dead center in the middle of that cone lmao. It’ll be a cat 1 when it gets there. Atlanta is fucked
>>482933882shitttt you haven't seen the texas coast then, shit brown due to mississippi outflows
te qeuro puta!
>>482933663This dude fucked helene and made her extra wet.>>482933882You got it backwards anon. I still like the gulf side way better for many reasons.>>482933898Hell yeah brother.>>482933925Still not a thing, glownigger.No floridians are posting on discord. Thats northerner behavior.
>>482933858Cotton and tomatos have crop insurance. the pecans trees don't.
Where the Floridians atLargo reporting in
>>482933925Nice try
>>482933588https://www.amren.com/news/2017/08/hurricane-katrina-aftermath-racism-blacks-story/
>only a cat 3So what? Who gives a fuck. Katrina was a cat 5. This is nothing. Doesn't the US get hit by cat 3s and 4s every year?
>>482933588>That vid
>>482933951evil storms>>482933975Uh oh don't let some of the posters here see you say that anon they will sperg out that you noticed a line going dead through georgia.
>>482933636At least a few more burgers, get your snacks ready.
Any live storm chasers yet? I want to see gas stations demolished.
>>482934003Dump some cash in futures. There's gonna be shortages
>>482933851so nothing happens to us?
>>482933905im @ kessler rn you faggot, the 8am flight landed an hour ago and no one is saying anything over 85mph
FL anons getting it now, already 206k without power on poweroutage.us
>>482934072Katrina was a 3 at landfall….
>>482934087Probably wishful thinking on the part of a bunch of niggerlovers that it’ll miss their nigger capitol
North clearwater here wind is blowing but it's not really shit I'm glad I got off work hopefully they give us $750 damage checks again with no questions asked
>>482933925Fuck Discord.>>482933964Hey Ryan and his chasers are cool. His discord is trash though like all discord shit.Ryan does good with storm relief though, and his streams are pretty good.And fuck Andy, his a pussy faggot.
>>482933882Never been to the Gulf but Emerald Isle NC is beautiful and blue water some days. Some days you look out there and it looks fake. I thought the pics online were altered til I saw it for myself.
>>482933925What the fuck is wrong with you?!
https://x.com/RyanMaue/status/1839413949630202236
>>482934003pecans are covered under Noninsured Crop Disaster Assistance Program (NAP)https://www.fsa.usda.gov/programs-and-services/disaster-assistance-program/noninsured-crop-disaster-assistance/index
>>482934161Lying sack of shit. You're a trump-voting shitstain
>>482934228You should see the Gulf in winter through spring. Crystal clear beautiful water. It really does make the Atlantic look like a shit filled river in India by comparison
Alright boys. Sitting on my garage couch watching the storm with my family. Sipping absinthe and ginger ale. Big band will be here in 45 minutes. Gonna switch to the back porch and light a cigarPasco county here
>>482934019Thonotosassa reporting in. Perhaps a Christ is King is in order.
>>482933581>Yet again, a big fat nothing burger.
>>482934019osceola here
>>482934228There's pretty places everywhere but the gulf is basically borderline like tropical carribean shit.
>>482934187Welfare check denied. All your money went to Zelenskyy and Bibi.
>>482934181That is the only thing I can get. A lot of white people in georgia between the armpit of FL and atlanta sadly but they'll be fine without power in the woods. Atlanta of the Apes will not last long with the subtle chirps of fire alarms echoing through the night.
Is Waffle House still open there?
Anons in the path, take a shit ton of photos of your property before the storm hits. You might want them later if you need to have an insurance adjuster come out.
>>482934278When I was in juvie back in the 90s in SC, I used to eat pecans as a snack all the time. Damn things were everywhere.
>>482934002helene fucked him instead
>>482934076Have another, friend :)
>>482934206>chaserschasing aids maybe, he's an unironic furry faggot.
>>482934298lmfao look @ the seethe with this fucking kike, what part of anything I said hints @ voting for trump?
>>482934363>insurancesounds like kike shit to me. i dont gamble. no thanks.
>>482934306Id like to but EI is closer to me.
>>482934145yeah nothing ever happens in tampa. The eye is as close as it's gonna get currently
>>482933742What's going on in Tennessee?
>>482934343Not in Tallahassee. I hope those college leftard fucks get literally BTFO.
>>482933349How am I supposed to get a chicken tender's sub when all the publixes are closed?
GETS AND SUDDEN RIGHT TURN TTD
>>482934368lol i used to live in beaufort and fuck around in sea island georgia, pecans were every fucking where
>>482934370No one gets the joke you're making here anon.And no helene isn't dominatrix weather mommy.
>>482934278I'm sure they got some of dem programz but how much do they cover? the general notion for people with pecans is that a bad storm can be catastrophic financially. The problem is it takes 10-15 years to start producing again. You lose a cotton crop big deal you get your insurance and have another one next year. Pecans are not that way.
>>482934343Tallahassee's already boarded up.
from the NHC:>Maximum sustained winds have increased to near 125 mph (205 km/h) with higher gusts. Helene is a category 3 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Additional strengthening is expected, and Helene will likely be an extremely dangerous category 4 hurricane at landfall.Cat 5 definitely in play
>won't even reach Cat 4ANOTHER NOTHINGBURGER AS USUAL
>>482934449It is where Helene is headed, which is weird. Its "predicted path" is weird and has been for awhile. Thats the question, what the fuck are they hiding?
>>482934416Well they make it so you have to have insurance on cars and houses with a mortgage, so thats most of us.
Pinellas county herepower is already out fml
>>482934167>Katrina was a 3 at landfall….Katrina was the first manufactured hurricane. The crew was green. They got this shit nailed down, now. Nothing but rain and fear. Rain and fear. Fear is all they need to separate the goy from their d0llars.
>>482934459Publix is transplant crap. Real Florida Men shop at winn-dixie
Rolling for how many gallons of water I should stock up on.
>>482934419Yeah I hear you. Lucky I live here. Great fishing
>>482934542Clearwater power still on no niggers in sight yet
>>482934043Awesome thanks anon
>>482934470Things are delish, but you have to make sure you get that spongy shit from the center out because it's VERY bitter.I would collect a shirtful ever day to eat, no need for canteen.
>>482934537>didnt buy an empty lot
When is estimated landfall anyways? I'm getting blue balls here.
>>482933742That dude in Nashville TN turned his RV into a bomb to destroy the National Intelligence Service data collection building. Is that what you are talking about ?
>>482934510NHC also adjusted their model about 100 miles east in the last hour or so. Euro and others haven't changed much.
>>482934542Pinellas also, mine keeps flickering and the internet keeps cutting in and outIf I lose power, I just want everyone to know how badly I fucking hate Brighthouse/Spectrum
>>482934533>It is where Helene is headedBased on?
>>482934566I remember seeing people swimming at the beach on a live stream when the hurricane arrived lol
>>482934577Kek for not having a well and small solar system to run it during emergencies.
>>482934537>>482934611it's ok anon, to elaborate, next crash, 2 acre lots in white towns will go for 20k cash. buy it up build your retirement house on that, make a food forest, become free.
>>482934624>National Intelligence Service data collection buildingFake news
>>482934549Winn-Dix is full of niggers buying up cheap meat and eggs.Publix has a price filter on poor trash.
>>482934328
>>482934577hope you like 77 gallons of water
>>482934566Wow, the winds stripped the color off. Damn.
>>482934518its more windy in canada right now than it is in florida
dumb niggers still think ATL is getting a hurricane80 iq /pol/
>>482934577>finding water todaylolI was at walmart Tuesday and they had 8 pallets of 24 pack cases, yesterday they were out.
>>482934699and a mechanical pump you can turn yourself in case. or a generator that runs on propane pumpkins
>>482933349JACKSONVILLE AINT GETTING SHIT.funny how a major hurricane is hitting Tallahassee a month before a major election when one hasn't been a direct hit in 200 years.
>>482934721Not if you go after 5 pm the darker it gets the more niggers are out and about
Rolling for cat 5
>>482934728Wow that hurricane is looking intense!
>>482934577>shoulduhhhhhhh you're a bit late there anon.>>482934624I'm legitimately not talking about anything specific. I'm saying "WE" NEED TO LOOK INTO IT and figure out what the jews are covering up. Why they would send helene there.>>482934675The "predicted" path for days now.
>>482934731KEK
>>482934700I have silver stashed for when that happens.
>>482934721So you should fit right in then
>>482934161recon plane is still in the air, 0/10 larp
>>482934566I miss that pier. Used to be a lot of fun night fishing off of it. Caught a little shark from that pier
>>482934753This is why you buy 5 gallon buckets or 5 gallon bottles in advance and fill it from the tap at home.
>>482934813based. silver for me is super long term. i play with short term cash for events like the crash.
>>482934482those people fucking suck at paperwork then, NAP programs vary in coverage, you purchase a plan for the upcoming year...so for 2023 if a farmer paid the high end premium for NAP coverage they get 80% of the previous years production totals in case of total loss...my family grows a NAP crop, filed total loss for them 3 or 4 times...it goes under prepaid insurance for accounting purposes
>>482934788Wrong. Just two hours ago, the NHC had their line literally 100 miles west. Almost on the GA/AL line kek.
kys niggers
>>482934598If I ever make it down there, where do you recommend specifically?
>>482934752Flooding and looting, but no shooting the looting, because Hotlanta is a shithole leftist stronghold and coca-cola factory.
>>482934846Retards didn't just rebuild it? Would have cost like 5k
>>482934813based silver chadIYKYK
>>482933544Tendie sub confirmed
>>482934788This HARRP engineered to take FL out of play from the election.
>>482934887Anon the track has always had the turn to tennessee, "we" were talking about it in the threads last night even.
>>482934607oh god that center shit is truly horrible, one of the few things on this earth that I'll gag over
>>482934601Lots of good stuff on that site. Its a national treasure. Will probably be taken down soon. Which reminds me, is Encyclopedia Dramatica down for good now?
>>482934878Yeah but if you lose an orchard you're out of the game for 10 years minimum.
>>482934949Then why is it not hitting florida at all and going to blast georgia through to tennessee? Weird plan.
>>482933349>closed waffle housesDear god, its that bad then is it? RIP flordia anons ;_;7
>>482934910KWAB
Waffle House status?
>>482934911This is America, and any ocean front construction has to meet army core of engineering standards and approval. It would cost at least 2 million to rebuild that
>>482934911>Would have cost like 5kIt costs $8 billion and they want to install a Tesla charger.
the seawall has been breached I am cooominggood luck florida niggers!
>>482934668I too hate Spectrum anonGood luck!
>>482934960I'm not talking about the rain up north I'm talking about the landfall. The important part.
>>482934910solid edit
>>482933766More like 61.2 knots, dumbass, it's a major cover-up op>t. SGM 53rd Rec Squad
Apparently there are powerlines down all over Pinellas according to my friend with a police scanner
>>482934910See if he had just bought himself a Toyota truck, it would have been fine.
dominator is on the move countdowns on for reedkino
>>482935091And it would be physically impossible for it to make landfall in tennessee anon...
>>482935133Link nigger
>>482935039Closed in Tallahassee
>>482935145Lol true.
>>482935133when did he add the roastie
A storm surge just flew over my house!
>>482935098Tornadoes went through I think. If one his some high-tension lines, that's all it takes.
>>482935161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk
>>482934780Says the guy who's never been in a hurricane
>>482935058I know a couple of Mexicans who'll do it for 3k
What a nothingburger lol.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYs-SMoyH_k
>>482934783Its Emerald Isle NC.Day of the Rake cannot come soon enough
>>482935017i was always told 5 years from 3 foot sapling to first harvest...the people around my parents that grow pecans had em "seeded" i guess with some kind of truffle fungus so they produce truffles or some kind of shit like that...pecan truffles, not the expensive wop ones
>>482935201>Sneed rimmer
My local spics are now out, doing spic things.
>>482934228The gulf is really nice. Our beaches mog anything on the Atlantic.
>>482933581yeah i'm usually in hudson but i happen to be on the west coast now, but at my place the canal didn't even rise up above the seawalli was hoping the hurricaine would've ripped out this dead tree in my yard
>>482935177Snark aside all I'm saying is what I was saying... the fuck is going on in tennessee, huh jews!? Wind patterns and the like suggested it would go east like isaac if you used your brain and proper logic but they were saying nah its gonna wiggle and hit tennessee for awhile. Its mostly jokes but... I'm watching them motherfuckers.
>cat3, wont even make cat 4Lmao it's fucking nothing. You guys are the biggest retards on this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyPMC9-Fgi0
>>482935201Name my band
>>482935279The usual number on the low end is seven years. But five years no way. You might get A crop in five years but not a full one. It's like 10-15 for a full crop.
GUYSBREAKING NEWSA DOCK HAS LIFTED A COUPLE INCHESTHIS IS BIG!!!
>>482935093ummmm, lol, i've never met another /polfag @ kessler...ur rly in 53rd?
Some rich fag wanted to take a closer look.
>>482935306>local spicsUh anon thats a nigger you have been bamboozled.
>>482935378the faggots
>>482935283Best tornado chaser on earth. Look up his chase on an F4 in Nebraska i think, it's godly footage.The man's insane. The good kind.
>>482933349>north of Atlanta>wife said she has to work on a project late with her boss which means she'll have to hunker down in the office or a nearby hotel when the storm really hitsBeers are in the fridge, comfy night ahead bros. Just ordered a pizza
>>482933742Schizo take: In the comms world, "water" is code for "information." Flood, storm surge, tsunamis are info dumps that are overwhelming. The storm (declassification) is fueled by hot water (current vs old information). And, given the concern in Appalachia, "landslides" are code to "bury everything". In the news today, Jack Smith is submitting evidence (under seal) to the judge in Trump's Jan 6 trial. The judge will decide what (if anything) is publicly released. My guess is the hurricane coverage is related to these filings and either what they contain, or they are threats as to what will be released as a counterattack if the evidence is made public
>>482935383ahh so it just starts to produce @ 5 years but you won't be getting anywhere near full production for another 5, makes sense.
>>482935371It’s 100% going to be a Cat 4 within 2 hours. Cat 5 is still in play.
So far just some light gusts and occasional rain in the 561. I wanted a hurricane, damnit.
>>482935421They’re spics. I hear the mariachi music every night.
>>482934731>Kind sir, may I temporarily make use of your jacuzzi? It's kind of an emergency. You didn't skeet in it recently, did you? I'll have to disinfect, just in case
>>482935092>edit?
>>482935475oh shit
>>482935317Sand looks better than EI but the ocean looks similar.
>>482935461
>>482935378Faggots on parade
>>482935249Anon, you're not counting the cost of the bribes/permits and stolen material. $8B easy. Scheduled to open in 2040.
>>482935383my senpai grows button/crimini/portobello (all same strain) mushrooms for grocery/food service so idk much about plants
>>4829355392nd photo is a photoshop and its a pretty good one.
>>482935174RIP Tallahassee. The Waffle House will rebuild.
>>482934699That's tough to install in a second-floor apartment.
>>482935398>richsomething /pol/ will never be
>>482935610lol i said f@mily but it said senpai? weird
>>482933628Tyrone is gonna have a field day with you, when we send all you niggers to camp blue boy
>>482935499>I hear the mariachi music every nightHow do you stand it?
kek had to disable the alert on my weather radio>HEY WE EXTENDED THAT STORM WARNING AND TORNADO WATCHyeah ok got you bro thanks i'm already dead
>>482935461bad news anon
nothing ever happens
>>482934731>>482934577Hope you like 482,934,577 waters ;^)
>>482935461which means she's fucking her bossgood on her
>>482935621What's photoshopped? That happened either last year or the year before.
>>482935398Actually it looks more like storm avoidance maneuvering. Still a pretty unorthodox route.
>>482935398kek based
>>482934019Sarasota, checking in. pisder has been consumed, it's comfy time
>>482935671Fucking onions newfag
Waiting for work to be done at 6 to drive out to Bonita beach and get some shells. Wish me luck anons hoping for a Junonia
>>482935749Average Katrina tier hurricane according to Americans
Tampa sissies, we will rebuild...
>>482935018It's direct hit to Tallahassee then Atlanta. Tallahassee is the capital and in charge of election tallying. Fuck that up you can easier rig FL. Same goes with Atlanta.
>>482935485It's already weakened to a Cat 2, retard
>>482935461anon...
>>482935398I could follow in flight sim.Probably would be a pain in the ass in a Citation.
>>482934813Its a rate cut cycle and you guys are hoarding shiny metals? Peak autism, anon. As a word of advice, if societal collapse is what is required for your investment to pay off, you're probably being conned
>>482934846BAAAAAAABY SHARK!DO DO DOO DOO DOO DO
>>482935749Depends
>>482935461bro what the fuck
>>482935756It's copypasta bait, newfag
>>482935860>sell metals during a rate cut cycleGIGA RETARD
>>482935769holy wizard it looks like you live in a 55+ community
>>482935671Lurk moar, redditor.
>>482935790How are they gonna afford it...
>>482935760You mean that guy posted a solid photoshop on his account last year or the year before.I'm not saying its shit but it isn't real.>>482935799They don't need anything like that in Florida we have electronic voting machines in the state. It only takes a flash drive.
>>482935805No it hasn’t you dumb fucking nigger.
>>482935790literally posting it from the land bridge between tampa and st pete like its flooding all over lmao
>>482935347>the fuck is going on in tennessee, huh jews!?I'll take >>482935475 a step farther: Oak Ridge National Laboratory, part of US DOE. Nuclear material (especially related to weapons) is code for massively destructive blackmail material. Could be suggesting a tit for tat: Smith's info is the rain, Trump's counter-info is nuclear.
Gulfport looks like it's already flooding
>>482935881Where is that?
>>482935881When and what city was that?
>>482935900suck my dick, brainlet
>>482935997That's the joke...
https://multiwatch.net/3Psb8FZNTO4/youtube/QbCI1Lj6zoQ/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtube/V8S8tPjgVuQ/youtubefucking maxium comfy bros. had a tendie sub, sipping on booze, got cozy streams on, what more? what more?
>>482935881i dont have any sympathy for people who live on the water get fucked carpetbagger
>>482935892>>482935900It's still hilarious that a man would allow his wife to have a boss.>my wife's bossSay it loud to yourself. My wife's boss.
5 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 4>5 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 45 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 4>5 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 45 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 4>5 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 45 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 4>5 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 45 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 4>5 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 45 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 4>5 MPH AWAY FROM CAT 4
>already weakened back down to a Category 2Lmao it's over, dumbasses. It's just some rain. Go get laid or something losers
>>482935174Retarted. Had an inch of rain all day. McD's next door was open at Tville and I10. It's a shame, WH only closes when it's a cat 6 imminent. They'll never recover
>>482936063>>482936076Wasn't that Ft. Myers?
>>482935951That's the near part, they can't! >>482935997This is going to cause generational trauma you fucking chud bastard
This is the shell I’m looking for. Hoping the hurricane will push some up to Bonita beach Never found one before
>>482936098reminds me of capture the flag kek.>my wifes son>my wifes son
>>482935378Is Reed openly gay?
>>482933588Stuck inside no power or lights with thousands of niggers.Do the math.
>>482935920Its actually a state sponsored facility and the government pays well for his quarters on site.>>482936035I was thinking more something along the lines of a cover for either something being moved, someone being killed, something like that rather than signaling or anything.Like in the jew movies where they rob the bank in the worst tornado of the century *dramatic music*
>>482935378He won't even go east of the eye. Faggot
>>482936098>says some dude on 4chan who has probably never even touched a girl
>>482936088you know what you're right... we will rebuild...
>>482936129Yes or SWFL at the very least. I *think* near downtown? Been awhile.
>>482934763lets wait a few hours anon theres still hope
FUCKIN AMERICANS!KEEP YOUR HURRICANES FOR YOURSELVES
>>482936270That was FMB
>>482936249My wife's boss. lulz
>>482936307Nothing like a refreshing swim in sewage.
>>482936307This is so scary to me, how can you be certain there's absolutey zero chance of electrecution?
we gonna get any retarded storm chaser to go into the bad areas for this one or are they just going to hang out on the edge and pretend like its really bad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho1Li35syhUJEFF LIVE
>>482936186And suddenly it makes sense why they went door to door grabbing guns *weeks* after the storm happened.Almost like they were... responding to a situation that happened on the ground. You know like white people stacking nigger looters up like logs for winter time.>>482936300Makes sense, knew it was this region though as I was watching it live. Love the retards that go dead into hurricanes like its a tornado.>>482936399Thats whats fun, you can't!
>>482936399You dontAlso you dont have much choice
>>482936368used needles, chemicals, rusty metals, glass, parasites...
>>482936307He's gonna need a wet vac.
SWFL bros the storm is pretty much passed us. Was a fun hurricane day off
posting from bayshore blvd here, has everyone else managed to regroup and escape to the underwater bunkers? we lost a few but we will repopulate
>>482933349Are we actually safe in Alabama?
Is anyone baking?
>>482935920correct i'm renting a unit in a ring of duplexes. it's super comf and no niggers and lots of smol bunes hopping around to watch
>>482935860I am heavily diversified. Don’t worry about me anon.
>>482936529I am baked does that count?
>>482936399Surely the city lost power well before his house flooded.
>>482936593hey man i've got wine if you wanna engage in a little barter economy
>>482936526Southeast Alabama has some flash flood warnings and a little wind so far. Nothing out of the ordinary.
>>482936578Which Publix?
>>482936578oh my god tampa has fallen they'll be looting any minute now
It's over...
>>482936430OH MY GOD, JEFF IS LIVE! AHHHHHH! THIS IS SO WILD YOU GUYS! WOW!
>>482936650kek in the post apocalypse the saltine nation will trade openly with all other nations.we deal in home made booze of multiple varieties, home grown marijuana, eggs, goat milk, and rabbit meat.
TADpols rise! were looking at total atlanta death HH brothers!
>>482936430that nigger sold out years ago and doesn't even attempt to do anything spicy
>>482936578The shopping carts are sprouting. It's harvest season.
>>482936792TAD
>>482936731See this is why hurricanes are so much "worse" in a way the fucking slow moving yet fast dread that is that storm. Just plodding along, hundreds of miles wide, pissing on everyone.Very womanlike.People always talk about how bad tornadoes are, bitch hurricanes MAKE tornadoes.
>>482936808I still remember him going over that bridge in the eye of Harvey like a fucking lunatic. He'll always be a legend in my eyes
>>482936755I love Jeff. He's got such enthusiasm.
>>482936768Unfathomably based. Where do I submit my application for annexation?
FRESH BREADFRESH BREADFRESH BREAD>>482936831>>482936831>>482936831
>>482936894Yo, you okay, bud? You seem like you're going through something or have some genuine deep seeded issues. You wanna talk about it? Might help a bit.
>>482936904If you stop by the embassy (its the shed out back by the solar panels and the well) we'll get you set up with the paperwork (the paperwork is we roll a blunt or joint) asap
>>482936894Tornadoes are more impressive to look at on the ground though. Watch KFOR's coverage of the 1999 Moore tornado.
>>482937005Well I'm buzzed and stoned shitposting in comfy storm threads so I'm doin pretty good. You alright?>>482937053Makes a much better movie series OBVIOUSLY.
>>482937053>1999 Moore tornadodude, the tone in the voice of the guys in the helicopter.... You never see or hear emotion from those mindless TV news drones, but you could hear the fear and awe in their voices for that whole thing.
>>482937033All hail Saltinia.
>>482937005>seededseated
>>482936292
>>482934858>drinking municipal water fucking ew, anon
>>482937178I've seen both and idk who's jewing who anymore
>>482936138I'm heading down to Sanibel hopefully next week. I can't wait to do some shelling and finally find one of these.
>>482934699>a well in a salt-water flood nice plan.
>>482937534You know he's not talking like some old timey well with a bucket or something, right?
>>482935749I bet those wind chimes are chiming really fucking loud though. That's something happening. Would piss me off if I was their neighbor.
>>482934019St Pete in zone A, its been fine here
