>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482936831LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk
First for total beaner death as well.
first for black teen trans lives matter!!!
>>482941028NOTHING.BURGER FAGS BTFO AGAINGO GO CAT 5TTDTADDEAD NIGGERS EVERYWHERECHAOS
NIGGERS
Rolling for Jax to get fuckedd. Think this is gonna fuck up the election.
What's everybody snacking on before the storm makes landfall?
Tampa never gets to have any fun
Is the anon who made my chicken in this pic related still around?
NC checking in. lots of flooding
>>482941105There's another one brewing in the atlanticthere is still a chance
>>482941028>north of Atlanta>wife said she has to work on a project late with her boss which means she'll have to hunker down in the office or a nearby hotel when the storm really hitsBeers are in the fridge, comfy night ahead bros. Just ordered a pizza.
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
nigger balls
>>482941177Is that Britt? lol
>>482941150>>482941157This isn't reddit, you don't have to pretend to be racist to fit in
>>482941177Checkerino and baserino.
Kinda boring but here's a pic I took right by the Tampa Ikea a few minutes ago. Waves were splashing good. The bay water is disgustingly brown though.
>>4829411771. your penis is small2. no one cares3. you are a social retard for trying to seek validation from 4chan
>>482941185I got a sammich, tendies, and nachos.Lots of beer.Pizza for landfall.
ahsg discord:/jghXdMKX
What I want to see is what it looks like when the winds are pushing OUT to sea. The angle of this means some areas will have 100mph winds pushing everything into the ocean. WTF do the waves look like?
>>482941195>Fucking mobile not attaching png
>>482941180Why do you want Jax to get fucked?
>>482941299how is the water higher than the land?
>>482941177Can't even afford to get her nails done kek
>>482941257She’s cheating on you
>>482941257>she'll have to hunker down in the office or a nearby hotelanon, I've got bad news for you.
>drumpfs america >go outside >get shot>stay inside>get hurricaned cat 5
>>482941270>pretendingStop projecting, Freud.
I'd just like to add it's pretty rainy in the UK right now.
>cat 4>now on the west instead of dead centerim just going to get a rainstorm, i will survive
>Cat 4The Waffle Houses will close, the waters will reach unprecedented highs and the reptiles will rule the streets.
https://multiwatch.net/Bed8TW5WOZs/youtube/ASBYL_-s2IY/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtubecams
thx for the happening Florida anons I'm gonna get comfy and lurk for a few hours tonight, might even shitpost every now and then
its happening first to hit this area since 1850 mass death and destruction inc
Who /hurricanesurviver/ here? Rode out Harvey (lived in Corpus Christi) at my house doing coke all night with a girl I was dating at the time that lived in the small beach town that got gobsmacked by Harvey. She went home a few days later and her house was flooded 4' lol, I lost a few shingles and my fence blew down but that's it. And then of course ol' Harv went up to Houston and pissed all over it for a few weeks which was very based
Tracking NNE, Tallahassee looks like it will be on the weak side of the eyewall.>>482941299>The bay water is disgustingly brown though.I RESENT THAT SAAR
>>482941138First for the storm drowns the bucks and the broken alike.
>>482941367I've been here before and from what I remember the water level is already pretty high to begin with
>>482941028If Josh Morgerman is bailing bc he doesn't think he'll live, you know this mother fucker is gonna be really bad
>>482941414>The Waffle Houses will closenot possible
>>482941406I was under the impression that the sun never shines in London, except for when the Walkie-Talkie is melting cars.
comfy thread
total /ahsg/ faggot death
How long has it been cat 4? 3 days? 4?
TOTAL ASHEVILLEINUNDATION
>>482941367The wind pushes it around.
>>482941121Ryan's entire crew seems like gayboys, still a good stream though
>Tampa already flooding
I FOUND A NIGGER RIDING OUT THE HURRICANE IN A TENT LIVE LOLLLLLLLhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjr>https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>482941478true, but the rain is never usually a 36 hour solid block
>>482941499I wish I had a hat
Continuous lightning in the eyewall. She's poppin off good.
Helene claims its first victim
>>482941477Tallahassee already closed all of their Waffle Houses.
>>482941562Been there once, nothing of value will be lost.
>>482941553Gonna be a cat 4 when it hits the beach will be a tropical storm by the time it crosses the road parallel to the shore
First victim, likely a nigger based on a gut instinct.
>>482941618wtf am i watching?
>>482941465Guy seems to be full of himself tbqhwyf
6:20 PM EDT Thu Sep 26Location: 28.0°N 84.5°WMoving: NNE at 23 mphMin pressure: 947 mbMax sustained: 130 mphMin pressure: 947 mb
BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMPS PENIS HAS INVADED LIVE OAK, FL!!!!!!!!
>>482941651How will the groids survive?
Stay safe niggas.I've been to that part of the US and enjoyed it.
I have a feeling may Darwin Awards will be handed out tonight
>>482941618madness
>>482941028>Category 3But you faggots promised me a cat 7
>>482941350Because nothing ever happens here. I'm broke unemployed and bored.
>>482941177no youre not i did that alreadyi dont take pics tho
>>482941707Its about to be one of those smurf films or whatever you call it where people die this nig is crazy
>>482941028That's the kind of flood WNC is going to see. 10.5 feet above the record
>>482941738that's a cute downtown, I'll make sure to visit when I go up to check out a property my family has in lake city
>>482941618Buy an ad, faggot
>>482941795It's a Category 4 now
>>482941751kek
>>482941618lmao
>>482941775Just like Ian. Even on the opposite coast, we had a guy die from Ian because he decided to drain his pool at 2AM and drowned in a canal
>>482941618WE HAVE OUR CHAMPION
>>48294192315 foot storm surge is no joke
>>482941911Lmao does his shirt say "black people"
>>482941618Is this a comedy act?
>>482941651RIP pamhandle.
>>482941313>>482941369>>482941822seething /pol/cels
Now comes the part where people start posting clips from Michael and Idalia
>>4829414656
Jaxbros, I just saw a tree lightly sway.
Tornado warning in Polk.
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>>482941618Juggallo wearing a shirt that says i love black people annoying a stream nigger
>>482941953I <3 Black People
Just tried to go to Bonita beach. Storm surge is bad 239 anons. Cops have Bonita beach road blocked off past barefoot. Barefoot is completely flooded out. The parking lot for Bonita beach is flooded. Wife was freaking out Kek
>>482941985Asheville is toast holy shit
>just got my first tornado warning emergency alertWOOOOO! It's on now!Not really though. The wind died down like half an hour ago.
>>482941985I found my raccoon after Idalia. Very blessed
This hurricane needs to leave me alone now in SWFL we get it you're a whore move on to georgia already kek
>>482942072Nah, he's probably one of us, he's also wearing a maga hat
>>482941844all of those small towns in north central fl are very nice
>>482942132his name is James Worley
>>482942086Another pic. Feel bad for anons up north
>been raining since last night>suddenly stopped and the wind's blowing Spoopy
>>482942107>At 647 PM EDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located 10 miles south of Medulla, or 10 miles east of Fish Hawk, moving north at 60 mph.>radar indicated rotation
>>482942086>>482942169cumrind marceno is comin for you now bucko
>>482941562>>482941664goodbye hippie fags!Beautiful area though. Let it be cleansed.
Holy based
After Tallahassee becomes a lake can we replace it with a cool city like Miami or Daytona or something?
>>482942107Post video of tornado raping you
>>482942216I talked to the cops blocking the road they didn’t care
>>482941562They're saying this could surpass the 1916 Great flood
>>482941407Same, fren. Hoping it stays east, too.My birthday is tomorrow, I just want to enjoy a nice rainstorm without losing power. >>482941618KINO
>>482941618This is awesome
>>482942291I'm in Jacksonville, what should i write?
>>482941618KEK ROLLING FOR ONE DEAD NIGGER
>>482942310Thanks for confirming you're brown.
>>482942216Also Marceno is NOT at all like chitwood
>>482942255it used to be a nice city. now pretty much all of western nc and east tn are going in the same direction as coasties continue to flee the hellholes they created...>>482942299i nominate jacksonville!
So is this thing still getting stronger?
>>482941334already had our pisder, saving the cheesecake for landfall
>>482942299>Daytona>cool cityDaytona very much disappointed when I briefly visited. It seemed like a shithole with the only appeal being the race track which seems a bit run down itself.
Guys i think it might actually push Cat 5Looks gnarly on Visible
>>482942299It should be St Augustine
>>482942329
>>482942304It could tear right through Lakeland Linder Airport.Amazon gets all their air freight there. the horror.
>>482942454Actually yes that would be the coolest thing to ever happen.
>>482942376You're right, he's way fucking worse. At least chitwood is an open jew. Marceno is a kiked out brown faggot who is up to his ass in corrupt bullshit.
>cat4WE GAAN
>>482942435daytona is essentially one big trailer park on the beach
>>482942448Hurricane Michael Citrus County edition
death to /AHSG/ faggot from last threadi pray your face rips off and gets shoved up your asshole tonight
Transformers popping in that video with the stranded car and the guy started wading around in the water.I wonder if he was drunk or high as fuck.
https://southernmostpointwebcam.com/titcam
>>482941177facial hair?
>>482942372That makes no sense retard
>>482942402yeah man, im in middle tn and thats getting bad too. going to alaska in 6 months.
https://www.windy.com/?27.313,-81.958,6U ok over there BurgerFrens?
>>482942558You're either not actually from SWFL and have no idea who marceno is or you are functionally retarded. Pick one.
Tampa status?
>>482942567that sucks. i used to live in knoxville and wanted to move back, but i dont want to be part of the problem. fucking crackshacks from the 1920s selling for $350k up there, its insanity
>>482942522NPCs are just that retarded
apparently floridaman go to the coast when the hurricane is hitting. god bless from the canadian border.
>>482942671They'll be fine.
>>482942671It's completely gone. We should've listened to Confederate Meteorologist.
>>482942643I know who Carmine is. He has the Carmine hotel shuttle paddy wagons. He also has had recently allegations made against him by his opponent but I don’t know if I buy it. Kind of reeks of political opportunism
This thing is gonna be like Ian but 3 times or more the size
>>482942671I was driving around saw a few small branches fallen but nothing huge.
>>482941696Is that Caddy now totaled due to water-damage? And will insurance pay if the driver was a dumbass and deliberately drove through a flooded street?
Pub sub acquired. Preparations complete.
>>482942596Anybody know where he's at? Tampa or futher north?
>>482942675its fucking fucked m8. they are dropping haitians all the way to manchester. the driving is so awful too, had 6 close calls last week and two just on monday this week. I am over it.
Down to 943 now.
Recon having a little trouble trying to find the center with the latest pass throughPressure fell again tho looks legit Cat 4 now
helene still getting beefier
>>482942787aint got shit on wegmans but enjoy
>>482941696niggers aren't allowed on siesta key. probably some boomer got his pacemaker emp'd by a lightning strike
>>482942763Yeah. I'm worried about the catastrophic flooding in the West NC mountains
>>482942606Ask again in 10
>>482942744kek yeah you're a retard alright. His buddy is who is bringing the "allegations" and is just as bad. None of these guys are clean. niggerono with his press conferences is as brown as they come which is the worst crime.
>>482942805says Tampa on his stream page
The local TV commercials are basically dueling political ads on whether to vote for or against legalizing pot
>>482942823Waffle House is still open, nothing will happen
>>482942874LOOOL HE'S GETTING FLOODED
So you're telling me hurricanes are a nothingburger unless you're literally inside the exact 10 feet of landfall area?
>>482942897based intel from antisemite of the year
>>482942895I'm smoking right now
>>482942913he gon die
ngmi
>>482942897Tallahassee waffle houses were boarded up last night.
>>482942783Yes that car is gone and you can bet that insurance jews won't fork out a cent for a retard, who destroyed his own car on a live broadcast in a hurricane.
>>482942897All Tallahassee Waffle Houses are closed you dumb nigger.
How much more time over the waters does this big girl have?
>>482941028I look forward to these threads every year.
>>482942813i hate this goddamn government. people shouldnt be priced out of their own home town.
G7 MINDSETCHAT THIS IS A W
MEMEFUCKING MAGIC
>>482942913damn Treyvon Martin grew all'd up
>>482942969This is a very dumb but very based idea
>>4829429945-ish hours allegedly
>>4829429943 hours or so tops
>>482942895VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT 3 & 4. FUCK POT SMOKING HIPPYS AND ROASTIES FUCK EM ALL I VOTE AGAINST THOSE COCKROACHES
really hope this isnt yet another nothingburger
cops trying to arrest storm chasers in a hurricane, this should be good.
>>482941028TAD
>>482942932basically yeah
>>482942994Couple hours, 3 or so
>>482942973>>482942981oh shit you niggers are fucked
>>482943017no way, its going to be hitting georgia by then
>>482943041it will be, but it's still fun
>>482943034Yeah I'm literally going to vote just to say no to 3 and 4, not even voting for president
How many jews will Helene kill? Hopefully all of them
>>482942867Who the jewelry guy? Romano? Idk man he was brought up on other shit I heard and flipped on the sheriff to try to save his ass. In that situation idk if I buy it. I’ll need to see the evidence first. One thing I do know, I’m not voting for an opponent because accusations were made right before an election. That’s the same janky shit dems pull all the time.
>>482943080Based
>>482943034>>482943080but trump wants you to vote yes
>>482943086>Jews>Panhandle
>>482942418Yep. This Hurricane never really touched land it went right in-between Mexico and Cuba so it's just been going into the gulf spiraling and building energy. Usually hurricanes hit a bunch of islands and move around but Helene has been cruising
>>482941618>Never doing this shit againAbout to not have a choice kek
>>482943088Nor should you, you should hang them from the trees and make sure their bones stay until there is no flesh left on them.None of the sheriffs are fit for duty in lee or collier.
>>482941477wafflehouse?
>>482943086>nowhere near palm beach0
give to me straight, lads. are we truly f'd by helene?
>>482942973>>482942981just going to put this out there so there isn't anymore "nothing ever happens" "nothingburger" when the storm hits the pandhandle. Tallahassee is not going to be very heavily hit and you're retarded if you think it is. There is very low flood risk there and the hurricane is hitting towards the left of the panhandle
>>482943113I don't give a fuck what Trump says about it. I'm voting NO on Amendment 3 and reefer heads will seethe.
>>482941562Asheville has needed a good cleansing flood for at least the last 20 years.
Vote no on 3 Florida frenshttps://youtu.be/bnXCvClb6oI?si=6VEAm-IsbEEemW_4
>>482943160
Its a nothing burger
HURRICANE DIDDY PARTY
MIKE NIGGAS WTF DO WE DO? HES ENCOUNTERING WATER
>>482943149If he really is in Tampa he'll be fine.
I have a family vacation planned in Panama City in a week or so. Will I be ok, beach bros?
>>482943201Thats how much more rain Asheville is expecting
>>482942838I'm not driving to upstate NY for a sandwich...
>>482943159I’ve never had an issue with them. The only people I usually hear complaining about them are shitskins who were salty about being pulled over or junkie white trash. But I’m neither so not my problem
>>482943201they should learn to swim
global warming, amirite?
Big Bend status?
The juggallo threw dead fish in the kick nigs tent and is being generally funny
>>482943196No floridians in this thread have stated anything other than florida is going to be mostly ok its georgia and so on that are fucked by this.still surprised by the winds and rain i have been getting in swfl. It isn't a bitch storm.>>482943200Trying way too hard.>>482943205kek that ad cracked me up (its true though, no home grow, no licenses for any new sellers, only the out of state ones that already operate)>>482943285>i-i neverthats great jew no one asked what brown people think about brown people
>>482943310I stopped caring when it was revealed its just ip2 shit. Hope that nigger drowns
>>482943196I feel for those alligators and pelicans
>>482943345> thats great jew no one asked what brown people think about brown peopleNot a Jew. Not brown. Also, sounds a lot like projection. Again, the only people I have heard bitch about the sheriffs are shitskins, or white trash junkies. Which one describes you?
some guy in monticello is putting logs in the road to block people from leaving
Cedar Key livestream. Should be some nasty surge coming in later.https://youtu.be/pxTqQss2dvc
>>482943414why?
>>482943228HE CAN SWIM RIGHT?
>>482939828Do people just hope that their boats don't get fucked? It doesn't seem like an effective approach.
Just went for a walk in clearwater. Windy as shit. Almost got swept off my feet during a gust. Surge is probably 3ft higher than it was 3 hours ago.
>>482943411Yeah you're right politicians and elected officials are great. Way to confirm once again you are brown and jewish. Well done.
>>482943441floridaman
https://multiwatch.net/Bed8TW5WOZs/youtube/pxTqQss2dvc/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtubemultiple cam
>>482943473>*tie boat off on large dock* >*dock and entire area get destroyed*>*boat floats away*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77tuADKOdyI
>>482943473theyve probably got boat insurance...
>>482943228He's in tampa you're just giving this nig viewers when he's not even in the path
>>482943441Why not?
buckbreakers
>>482943537>insurance in floridakek good joke anon it costs 500x as much and you get half the coverage
The lads have shown up to the Diddy party
>>482943481I don’t recall saying that either. Also, why’d you ignore my question? I’m thinking you’re a junkie piece of white trash, little better than a nigger. You have no business saying anything to me at all
You guys think I can find a wagie to deliver me some food in Pinellas?
My porch is starting to lift up
>942 MB6 MB an hour intensification is insane
>>482943646Damn you've been seething for awhile now. You make it way too obvious.
>>482943190f'd right in the b
ITS INTENSEFING FAST
>>482943664While that sucks, please film it if it does take off and make a webm. You would be a storm thread legend.
>>482943676i don't know what that means. i live in new york. i just hope everyone has fun
>>482943684You still haven’t answered boy. Which are you? Junkie or shitskin?
>>482943676>Not even 1 GB
>>482943620you dont have to tell me about it, my rates have gone up about $2400 in the last year and a halfshould have learned how to be one of these scammers, getting paid $100/hr to sit on my ass
>>482943658I'd be amazed if those apps are running drivers right now, they usually shut everyone down for severe weather.
>>482943345In GA, the Thomasville Valdosta areas will have some extensive power loss and maybe have some trees down but that's about it.
>>482941270shut up nigger
best landfall cam? no reporterslop
>>482943811https://multiwatch.net/Bed8TW5WOZs/youtube/pxTqQss2dvc/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtubeI have about 10 in this multistream
>>482943742Keep seething jewboy maybe your sheriffs will come back you up in the thread and make you feel better.You may be the saltiest bitch in these threads in the last day kekWell done a round of applause from the thread to you.
my pizza is cold...
352 here. it's dark,calm,a tiny bit windy and no rain yet. I'm holding out but it should be here in an hour or two
>Is that a girl or a nigga?kek
I hope this spoonbill is okay. He looked scared.
>>482943532>If a channel has less than one thousand subscribers, we limit the number of live viewers.wtf is this jewish sorcery
>>482943878its over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMTRULY COULDN'T BE HERE DOIN' THIS WITHOUT YOU!
>>482943896catch it and have hurricane roast spoon bill.what are the cops going to do?
>nigger on kick smoking weed in public in florida on livestream in a tentIf the cops weren't scared of a bit of rain they'd book his nigger ass just for the fun of it.
>>482943896Spoonbills are cute. Silly little guys. Bring him inside
>>482943876Yeah. I’m assuming you’re a nigger living out towards Metro/by the hospital. Get off my board you shitskin trash. Your kind isn’t welcome here
>>482943915Crypto scam channels set up by third worlders will fill up with pre-scripted chat interaction to appear legitimate.
I'm comfy chat. Boutta get high.
>>482943952Nah you're a jew not a nigger, you already confirmed that. You'd get killed in niggertown don't lie in a thread like that.Keep seething its hilarious. You have to be truly bitchmade to cry this much about a brown sheriff and his junkie buddies.
just say no
>>482943993i'm setting up myself gonna be a good night lad
>>482941270>pretend
>>482943928>whining like a bitch about some lamp in the hotel room??
>>482943939>they'd book his nigger ass just for the fun of itDon't you think bullshit like this is why the national credit rating got dropped?
JACKSONVILLE AINT GETTING SHIT FUCKKK!! FUCK THIS STORM.
>>482943938hes a haitian?
>>482943938Haitian fingers typed this
are there any streams going in the path? or is it just perimeter fags
When does it start?
>>482944069i've been found out. i must return to haiti now
This is cool and all but when will the good stuff start. I haven't even seen one solid clip yet of destruction.
I'm in south Tampa and I just lost power aaaaaahhhhIt's over
Who is going to the beach tomorrow to look for washed up cocaine bundles?
>>482944127It hasn't even made landfall. This is the pre-show.
>>482944056Even weather systems know better than to go to Jacksonville
>>482944055I mean the "medical" program is a joke in florida but this nigger is basically giving them an excuse if this wasn't a storm situation. His tent isn't his house, you have to smoke in your private residence. Not saying its "right" but it would be funny to see them haul him out the tent.
It's getting windy. Cat is concerned.
>>482944012Idc about the sheriff. I think it’s hilarious that if someone doesn’t have hatred towards a cop like you do, it means they are brown. Ironically, your seething hatred reveals that youre likely a nigger yourself or a junkie who is mad he can’t shoot fentanyl in public.
>>482944179what a pussy
>>482941450Made it through Charley, Andrew, Irma, Ian, Idalia, Matthew, going through Helene now. It is very overhyped and I got drunk for nothing. Hopefully I don’t have to work tomorrow.
So basically from how it appears, Tampa has already seen nearly the worst of it. Radar looks tame after 8pm.Boring.
moon lake anon here. a big 4 foot chunk side of my manufactured house just flew off any of you see it let me know. shit is getting dicey here but the power is still on somehow
>>482944161>pls to be coming to the jacksonville for the jaguars and my son's wrestling figure toy exhibit
>>482944158Landfall ETA?
>>482944179Bitch
>>482943434STORM SURGE COMING IN HOLY SHIT
>>482941028I kind of needed this, a few days off. It's getting comfy.
h e l e n e f r o mroms p a c e
Clearwater checking in fuck niggers
Do we have the best webcam for Tallahassee
>>482944179Based beef cat
>>482944179Is that Ibanez Japanese?
>>482941028rolling for magsimum damash
>>4829442292 week hours.
>>482941618>just moved down to Florida from Michigan >thinks hurricane is "just wind and water">under a bridge on the waterHe might actually die
>>482944179That box will keep them safe.>>482944181Yep thats what I said jew, you're 100% right. You're so right! Funny how you're still seething this much. You keep bringing up junkies and niggers but everyone in the thread at this point knows you're a sad little brown jew.
>>482944229Not sure, someone just implied it would be around 8pm local time, so 45 minutes to an hour.
>>482944179cat ate that whole box
getting it ready cuck?
TentNigga gettin high
>>482944251Neat
Are mutts retarded? Why don't they all just drive a couple of hundred miles north if they a storm is coming?
HELP ME IM IN ASHEVILLE AND- *BLUBLUBLUBLUBGURGLE*
>>482943537heh I used to live next to a woman who worked in boat insurance and she specialized in telling people 'your policy doesn't cover that', 'that' being having your boat in FL coastal waters during hurricane season
>>482944353Fuck you, I'm not leaving.
>>482944296I know I’m right. And seething? No. Annoyed that trash like you would have the gall to insult anybody.
>>482944353Hurricanes are fun.
Tallahassee reporting in. In a brick apartment on the top floor. How fucked am I?
>>482944417aaaaaahahahahaha holy shit you're so god damned mad its pathetic, have a shot you bitch made brown jew pussy
North Orlando area reporting. Just got our first actual winds making the trees pipe up. Soon.
>>482944127Not even in the path. I'm in clearwater and this is breaking some oak tree branches. You will see destruction where its landing. Also >>482943478
>>482944335actually clickbait asf that is par for the course, looks like that when any rainstorm happens even without a hurricane. and the eye has already past our latitude in tampa at this point
>>482944353look at this pussy everybody.
>>482944251Some entertainment for the stranded astronauts.
I baked a new thread would you like to see it?
>>482944251Fluffy girl
>>482944127none of these pussy ass streamers want to get anywhere near anything thats worth streaming, next year ill have to go do this shit myself, I saw better streams in tornado season
>>482941618they are entertaining lil buggers when they don't live next door
>>482944438They are, why would you leave when you're getting a free front seat to water world? The bong is retarded and doesn't understand.
Cedar key reporting lol
>>482944463>have a shotNo, I’m not a junkie. I’m sure you will soon hear though. Make sure not to OD you fucking fentanyl zombie retard.
>>482944550Nah this one is good.
So are we getting CAT work insurance bros?
>>482944550already got the first post :3
>>482944506He doesn't have a "ride it out" bone in his body.
>>482944568Reed Timmer will do some dumb shit
HURRICANE BREADHURRICANE BREADHURRICANE BREAD >>482944500>>482944500>>482944500
>>482944465>orlandoeven more nothing than jax
>>482944593Keep crying please, I love it. You're hilariously sad just like your beloved masters. Tell me more about your junkie history and how you love niggers so much.
>>482944597Based on what im seeing on stream, you'll have an early christmas
>>482944505i realize hes just clowning for the views, more interesting than other streams right now
>>482944353>I lived here in Florida for 40 years and I haven't died yet!t. 100 people from ft meyers in 2022
This is going to fuck up the election. All these messed up houses. Not one is going to go vote.
>>482944271That's my brother's shitty Ibanez gio from over 20 years ago.
kek my trailer is literally falling apart in this
>>482944586how is it cedar bro? I'm about 40 minutes away. it's just dark as hell here with a bit of wind
Stay safe anons. Also, I’m going to bluegrass festival in Destin in November. Will they recover by then?
https://x.com/JordanHallWX/status/1839433268191703366
>>482943434those gusts aren't even over 80mph with sustained def under 50...thought this was a cat 4???
>>482941185Eggs only, a bunch.
>>482945190It's. Not. There. Yet.
>>482942435daytonas only good during spring break when college girls are flashing their tits.
>>482941618Everything happens for a reason. It looks like maybe this hurricane happened to punish this one dumb nigger in particular. Everything else is bonus content.
>>482943307inland citrus, nothing. got some very light rain and a few gusts an hour ago but that's it.
>>482941618This stream has been incredible, I can't work out if this is glorious trolling or a genuine retard
>>482941618Goddamn what a fucking drama queen. Every e-fag has to be Blair Witch Project levels of fake drama. This nigger realizes he can move his tent, right?
>>482945787Fuck watching it, I'll just wait on the webm of him drowning
>>482945914He truly is an annoying nigger, it would be pleasant to see him float.
