>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482941028LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pkCurfew 7:30ESTdont go outside stupid!
i love hurricane season
I thought hurricane season was over.
first for black transgender womens lives matter, and also
Mad lad
>>482944608ends at the end of november newbie
JAX REPORTING
>what you guys doin in this thread?
>>482944676Absolute chad
ngl the kick stream is actually retarded as shit but the interactions between the boomer and the nig are hilarious, best way to describe tampa to a foreigner
>>482944500Hurricane Michael reduxAlso Fletcher NC is going to drown
>>482944500It's not even raining yet.
>>482944500Are we getting cat work insurance sisters?
>>482944708They are going to get drinks together in ybor later and fuck.
Yee yee
sticky please
Tallynasty reporting in. In a brick apartment on the top floor. How fucked am I?
>>482944718post some photos out the window
>>482944608Lol no this is peak season now. Hurricane Ian which obliterated SWFL happened exactly 2 years ago.
no sticky please
Some streamers already died. RIP
>>482944790we're in an off season that was quite weak, most of the storms that would've been named were long rain and wind events instead of proper tropical storms/hurricanes. If anything this is a november-december hurricane by usual standards.
>>482944500Pretty excited for the rain storms I'll be getting in my area come Friday and Saturday, but obviously very worried for those in Dixie that are gonna get pounded.
>>482944750yeah looks like the clientelle of one of those bars called the retarded monkey or the millenial stone soup company for sure
>>482944676Absolute beast of a pilot.
>>482944500I got out of work an hour early because of the hurricane. We had three callouts though because schools and daycares are closed.
>>482944775Multi story brick building, you'll be fine.
Does anyone know tent nigga's location
>>482944770Cedar Key taking a wallophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvc20 foot storm surge predicted but let's hope it's a nothing burger
>>482944847Sauce?
>>482944676
Two dude bros decided to go check out the hurricane and stranded themselves in the hurricane!One of them got a massive wound on his leg and then walked through sewagehttps://youtu.be/77tuADKOdyI https://youtu.be/77tuADKOdyI https://youtu.be/77tuADKOdyI
>>482944676he's probably just flying over it
>>482944775the wolf couldn't blow it down
>>482944778It's raining a little.
>>482944676>"checking out"More like rich bastard going for the claim of first to have sex in the eye of a Cat 4
>>482944945It's literally in the file name newfag
>>482944927Thanks fren. Regretting not having gotten a pizza for tonight, though I think cheese/crackers/pepperoni will do okay as a storm snack if I don't sleep through it. Powers fucked though.
There goes my porch...
>>482944962They died already.
>>482945001Yeah, and I'm not typing that shit in if you've got a link, fag.
>>482944934cedar key bruh that shit will probably go underwater and probably still would if it was if it was a light sun shower. it's built on the sandbar of a swamp with no barrier
>>482944962wtf they literally died keki hope someone recorded that
>>482944500>We love you chicken anon!
>>482945031:(
>>482944962>Dead streamRip
What's the best live camera to watch?
>>482945031eh that'll buff out. Probably fine other than the screen if you get to it soon.
>>482944676>>482944949Aren't hurricanes supposed to be actually fairly safe to fly through? I've heard that thunderstorms are more dangerous.
Thread theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch
>>482944934Shit I was planning on going fishing in Cedar Key
>>482945134I just watch the weather channel
>>482945031
>>482945134https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrNigger tent stream
WNC ANONS REPORT IN/828/ HERE. THIS RAIN IS A DRAG BUT IM BRACING FOR THE WIND.HOW ARE YALL DOING?
>>482945134I'm watching this retarded kick nigger and nbc2's youtube stream.
AHSG GENERALS ARE THE BESTDAY 2 OF COMFY STREAMINGhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>482945162Glorious.
>>482945134https://multiwatch.net/Bed8TW5WOZs/youtube/pxTqQss2dvc/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtube
>>482945171Good news! You'll be able to fish everywhere in Cedar Key soon
>>482945185buy an adprobably the least comfy and least kino
>>482945031>thats not a spaceman, its a bee keeper
Until we're getting storms that start at a cat 5 and end at a 7 I still don't believe in climate change
>>482944962damn... they died on livestream......
>>482945162oh shit i love that song
lol @ the idiots still on that bridge
>>482945248it's kindo as fucksome boomer just threw a fish in his tent lol
>>4829449624 hours until landfall still, F for these guys
>>482945162thats my shit
>>482944934wow the ocean can be a real nigger sometimes
>>482944962Did anyone clip it?
>>482945185Comfy
>>482944962kek they were walking around live wires underwater barefoot
https://multiwatch.net/agkeI4-6kuY/youtube/pxTqQss2dvc/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtubeupdated multicam with a couple of livestreamers
>>482945338
>>482944500Pasco county is about to get raped by 15 feet or water
>>482944949it's FLOWN. why can't people speak properly anymore?
>>482944931https://earth.google.com/web/@27.93720034,-82.4636592,-0.82367696a,355.22310947d,35y,61.34882855h,70.1128919t,0r/data=CgRCAggBOgMKATBKDQj___________8BEAAThis is my best guess but I can't ID the building in the background
>>482944676he's a florida real estate guy
>Nigga can't swimShocking
>>482945298bottom right don't really have much of a choice it is the only way off of bokeelia, st james city, pine island, or matlacha.
>>482944962It's just loading for me.
>>482944702BOOBA
>>482945308landfall is in about 30 minutes what do you mean?
>>482941618>click link>"I'm gonna die ou' hur nigga"yes...yes you are. >who's gonna clip it when rebar goes through his head?https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>482945298Thanks for your posts
Why does the best part ALWAYS hit after sundown so the livestreams are always shit?
>>482944676I'd be more impressed if he was in a boat
KINO STATUS
>>482945480some real titcows on the NBC2/ABC7 news crews.
>>482945303lol it was a boomer wearing a trump hat and an "i love black people shirt" he also found an empty pack of newports on the ground and tried to give it to tentnigger
>>482945494 Couldn’t be wronger, nigger.
>>482945480
>>482945152Correct, but DEI has been leveling the storm playing field. I think that's the point of DEI.>>482945381People are not taught cursive, grammer, or English anymore. >>482945425Based insurance mogol.
The wind is picking up
How much of a sick fuck do you have to be to not cancel your appointment for luxury, non-essential, non-emergency entertainment appliance install when there's an actual flooding emergency going on? Phone fucking yelled at me 10 (TEN) times today saying DO NOT DRIVE EMERGENCY EMERGENCY and these fuckers will still pick up the phone and say "alright, expecting you, be safe out there heh (but YOU BETTER COME!)"Boomers REALLY gotta make sure they can watch the game and fox news on their new 85" TV, NO you can't cancel, COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING!!! Meanwhile I can't even get emergency roof repair done because blue collar workers who aren't owned by a soulless corporation, surprise surprise, choose preserving their lives/families/homes in an emergency over going out on flooded roads and making a buck.
>>482945498only one stolen bike, that nigga lacking.
>>482945298>MatlachaThey'll be fine, storm surge should only be 3-5 feet maxWater level has been steady all day
>>482945560Anon...
>>482945579Grammar. Fucking autopilot posting.
>>482945575I HAVE A NEEDTO BREEEEEEED
>>482944500Pasco Country released this storm surge map
Where the fuck is Jeff? Doeshe not do this any more?
>>482945494Based on the Distance from land its still at least 2 hours away
>>482945625Hurry the fuck up and do your job wagie. No one asked or cared. Grandpa needs to watch the MNF game.
>>482945579>insurance mogolLol, fuck him. All insurance fags must hang.FIX YOUR OWN SHIT.
>>482945185>nigger autistkek this is the best shit i've got going
>>482945739last i saw he was about to be arrested in perry
It's gonna make landfall at night.ALL WAFFLE HOUSES IN TALLAHASSEE HAVE SHYT DOWN.
>>482945743Do you have any fucking clue how large this storm is? It is HUNDREDS of miles across.
>>482945031i got a screen guy in the 352 anon if you need
>>482945731Will be kino, but it's going to happen when it's fucking dark
I'VE GOT A NEED FOR REED
>>482944702>>482945480>punta gordaheh
>>482945791Landfall is determined when the center is at least 50% on land
>>482945579*mogul
>>482945536that is not a titcow. C cup at best anon.
>>482945515no problemo. just sucks mad cunt that you cant sort posts by most recent on twatter/nitter...im running out of footage lol >>482945660hopefully. dont need any more dead people voting in this state
>>482945754If you know about the racket and don't partake, that's your fault. Florida is going to sink the US economy again.
>>482945759That guy might actually die. He can't swim, has never been in a hurricane, he's under a bridge, on the water, he's a Midwest implant and he's been smoking weed
>>482945064>https://x.com/JordanHallWX/status/1839433268191703366KEK anon just posted this in the old thread
>>482945841Fucking hell lol.
Is the Weatherbird anon still here? Damn I'm jelly as fuark.
Helene is a CAT 4 NOWIT'S OVER
>>482945834..yes, and it- you know what it is not worth it kek you people are insufferably retarded sometimes.
>>482945185>copsYou can't make this shit up
>>482945856>he can't swimIts not going to matter if he can swim when the sure rolls in kek
>>482945812At high tide too. It's going to be insane
>>482945847She's still growing don't be rude.
>>482945878>leave or we're gonna make you staylaw enforcement logic
>>482945731>parents live in yellowa-are they gonna die...
>>482945856so we get one less retard and a kino webm?based
>>482945943kek this is fucking awesome
>>482945849The ocean was angry that day, my friend.
>>482945625>I can't even get emergency roof repair done because...because you're fucking dumb and don't understand basic roof repair yourself?I
the clearwater area should be getting hit with 90 mph gust right now
Hurricanes are retarded
Wat city is that kick nigger in?
>>482945943This nigger is so happy about the 500 dollars he's made not realizing 1) they are all going to cancel their donos2) he still has to pay the fees to kickkek he's gonna be MAD if he's smart enough to figure out what happened to his bank account.>>482945988Jail party woooooo
>>482946067Tampa
HE JUST BLEW AWAY ABOUT 2 - 3 FEET
>>482945854I know about your kike game, I just don't need to participate, myself.
>>482946067Tampa under a bridge
>>482945031Who’s….who’s that little guy back there
>>482946036very angry
>>482946017no, discord niggers are going to advertise his stream here then when it gets bad he's just going to go indoors.
>>482946012No. Hernando is going to get raped though
>HIS FACE WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS SWATTEDHIS FACE>HIS FACE WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS SWATTEDHIS FACE>HIS FACE WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS SWATTEDHIS FACE>HIS FACE WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS SWATTEDHIS FACE>HIS FACE WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS SWATTEDHIS FACEAAAAHAHAHAHA THIS NIGGER
>>482945031To be honest it looks like it needed an update anyway.
What is this negro yelling about
>>482945185Diddy party!
>>482946133That's for you to know.
>>482945575AMABOUTANUT
Wind and rain is picking up boys. Time to hunker down.
>>482946042Rentoid, not allowed to do any repair myself. If I wasn't I definitely would've tarped during one of the lulls.
>>482946222he saw a cop and nearly got blown away
>>482946222he found out trump lied about the 500 million for black people
>>482945856And potheads tell us weed never kills anyone, it does by making them double retarded.
>>482945185He knocked over the chat
RIP
>WHY THE COPS HERE>WHY THE COPS HERE>WHY THE COPS HERE
why do these storms always make landfall at night?
>>482946261perfectly comfy getting hammered drunk in yankeeland. dance floridaman dance!
where exactly is this negro?
comfy
>>482946299diddy party under the bridge
I'm more worried about my roof collapsing now. I'm on the third floor, and even though its a brick building, it might get rough. Windows are double paned so nothing should shatter, hopefully. But if the roof collapses, I'm fucked. It's arched so it might be wood.
anybody clip the black cat stream?
>JUST KNOW GODS WITH YOU
>>482945185What do we name him for next hurricane nostalgia?
>>482946328tampa
is there still a chance of this being a cat 5?
PASSES FOR EVERYONE
>Cops in Perry arresting storm chasersWhat a great and "free" state, never heard of that happening in literally any other state during any Hurricane
>Nigga trying to tell people to fight through depression and mental illness while he sits in a tent getting blown around by a hurricaneWhat a lad
>i took an uber here>i cant even get home right nowkek
WE GOT THE N WORD PASS>WE GOT THE N WORD PASSWE GOT THE N WORD PASS>WE GOT THE N WORD PASSWE GOT THE N WORD PASS
>>482946362>I CANT EVEN GET HOME RIGHT NOWkek
>N-WORD PASS ACQUIRED
>>482946133Saint Francis
WE GOT THE NIGGER WORD PASS FROM THE NIGGER ON KICK>BREAKING NEWS
>>482946374If it keeps intensifying like it has been, then yes. Very yes.
>>482946365Tampa tipi nigger
>>482946369>tampadamn, well that's lame. Shit is already over for them. It's nothing. I thought he was where the hurricane was actually coming in.
>>482946434not a chance
>>482944500ENTERING AT HIGH TIDE>ENTERING AT HIGH TIDEENTERING AT HIGH TIDE>ENTERING AT HIGH TIDEENTERING AT HIGH TIDE>ENTERING AT HIGH TIDENEW ATLANTIS CONFIRMED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>ON THE COUNT OF 3, EVERYONE FOLLOW ME
Fucking northerners I swear to god.Still posting the OP with “going to be a category 4 or 5.”You stupid niggers.It’s barely even raining in Orlando.It’s gonna be a very light storm.
>>482944500I got my snacks ready, blow this bitch open!
is reed just playing the game of driving around again?
>>482946365Nigwam
>EVERYONE IN MY CHAT HAS THE N WORD PASS!Kek I like this dude. Lmaoing @ him Ubering there was a top memer. Does anyone remember that African god meme a few months ago? ULUM THUNDER STRIKE YOU DOWN or something like that?
I want to breed the chipmunk woman on nbc2 right now.
>>482946488Altamonte here. The trees are starting to sway aggressively. Give it another hour.
>>482946488>orlando
>>482945530>Why does the best part ALWAYS hit after sundown so the livestreams are always shit?The streams aren't much better when it hits during the day.Most get knocked out or lose internet connectivity and others you can't see shit except rain.Ian, despite a morning/afternoon landfall, hardly had any great footage that I remember
>>482946488>Orlando>Landfall progged near TallahasseeDo you need a geography lesson or something?
>>482945575WOW BOBA
>>482946528That's Popeye's old lady.
>we all have an nword pass now
>>482946551Dis nigga gon' die
>>482946488
>>482946173
nigger's more afraid of the cops than a cat 4 on him
>>482946465I literally got chills when i heard it was hitting at high tide, 20+ foot surge + high tide is nightmare fuel
Chat this is a W
>>482946581mine now
>>482946596Warranted. He's literally sitting there smoking a blunt.
>>482944500Fastest windspeed at surface to 3 meters is 85mph.This is taken at 7:43pm est So it's a Cat 1 still.It's the high water storm surge that is going to reek havic!In Palm Harbor and getting pelted and some healthy gusts just now! Do Not believe the wind speeds but pay attention to water levels.
>>482946590KEK funniest thing since the whore almost drowning in the keys last night.
can i get a laminated n word pass?
>THE COPS LEFT>THE COPS LEFT>THE COPS LEFT>THE COPS LEFT
Tell me someone is recording this nig.
>Someone's here to save me!>...>THEY LEFTlmao
UPDATE ON HOW MUCH STRONGER HELENE IS GETTING?
>>482945191What's up man, 919 checking in. Was supposed to be in Ashville this weekend for a birthday party and brewery hop, starting tomorrow lol. Hope it still happens, going to just start driving slowly towards it and hope for the best.
>>482946648Yes your free horribly inaccurate website uding models is more accurate than the planes currently investigating the storm
is this nigger on something or just autistic?
>>482946629Oh, that's a different chick. I thought you were talking about Lauren Hope aka Olive Oyl.
Where is this negro at?
>>482946616Yeah this is going to destroy Citrus County. Crystal River area might be under 20 feet of water. Same for Homosassa
>>482945031If liberty mutual asks, that deck cost $40,000
>>482946703LANDING AT CAT 10
>>482946648>reek havic
Living in Tallahassee, I'm less worried about the storm and more worried about the fucking homeless people going to try and break into peoples apartments. It happened last time when tornadoes came through and took out our power for a week. I got alarms set up but they're gonna be everywhere in the nearby shopping centers, it'll be fucking annoying.
>>482946723He literally lit up a joint on stream about half an hour ago.
>>482946159Idk he literally might not be able to make it back he took an Uber there
>people surprised cops aren't bothering in some rain like this kek would YOU get out the car to check out the loud nigger yelling about random shit on livestream?Fuck that.>>482946728Ah she can get it too. Olive wishes she had that booty.
>>482946723He lives for the content, bro. Gotta give the chat a W.
>>482946116>I know about your kike gameIt's reality anon. Hell, you guys keep talking about how shit the insurance schemes are there in FL. You already know what's coming, just put your money where you keep saying it's going. Talk is cheap.
Tampa is past the worst of it anyways
>>482946644He predicted this, kiss it all goodbye.
>>482944962Is there any way to recover this on an archive or something?
>>482946760Imagine the smell
more hurricunt huntards footage
>>482946703ddr shot put lady
>>482944934CHASERS ARE ABANDONING THEIR POSITION
>loudly yelling help under a bridge in tampahe's trying to die kek
>>482946590lmfao
>i cant do it i cant do it
>>482946823does anybody have the full clip from the episode?
>>482946353Ian tore the roof off my house. Not gonna lie, shit’s fucked.
>>482946792>THERE'S NO UBERS!lmao wtf was he thinking
>I can't call an uber, there's no uber>HAAAAAAAALP
No salvaging this, that's for sure...
>>482945799>be commercial glazier in midwest >take 2 weeks vacation in Sarasota area every summer >spend 2-3 days screening snowbird lanais >rest of the time fucking off and on buddies boatngl, it's sweet little side hustle
>>482946816It's just starting man a cat4 isn't a joke. It's going to still be a cat2 by the time it gets inland
>>482946843Absolute kino
>>482946590>>482946723the storm has already passed us in tampa. it's just windy as he is essentially on a beach and he's in no danger. you guys are just watching a nigger be a nigger and freaking out over a nothingburger so he can make money to buy a crack rock
What is wrong with this nigga
>>482946792He's in Tampa. Helene has already passed the city. All of you niggers need to fuck off back to your discord
>>482946896He thinks this is just a storm
>BRO MY HEAD IS NAUSEOUS IM ABOUT TO PASS OUT THANKS FOR THE FIVE GIFTED >I WANNA GO HOME EVERYTHING IS TINGLY AS FUCK
Is he gonna live?
https://youtu.be/o3ny8jJu4fQMax Velocity will probably have the best stream
>>482946590What’s his stream name?
>>482944500HELENE DAMAGED THE HURRICANE HUNTER PLANETHEY HAD TO STAY IN THE EYE FOR REPAIRSSHE IS FUCKING RUTHLESS, LADSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>482946937You say that but I'm still getting serious fucking wind bands in SWFL every so often. More wind than happened pretty much all day.
>>482946912The eye is already well past TampaOnly thing I'm worried about is my parents in Pasco near the shore
>>482946968he's in tampa there's probably people just walking their dogs next to his tent
>>482946815I have waterfront property and I don't have hurricane insurance or flood. Fuck that shit. I will rebuild myself if my shit gets fucked. I've done it before. Insurance faggots can go fuck themselves.
>>482945416
>I FEEL WATER ON MY ASS NIGGA
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrshould be dumbniggerunderabridge though
>>482946896>>482946898To make it worse they might close off that area if it's a park or something
>>482946968>>482946964>>482946723GIVE LINK YOU NIGGERS
>>482946981MikeSmallsJr
>>482947052https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>482946456Just saw a live update- wind is peaking now but surge is expected to peak around midnight there.
oh my god this thread is becoming over run with sweetbaby inc niggers trying to promote a nothingburger nigger stream. abandon ship
>>482946968stop spamming this monkey, hes not in the path of the hurricane ofcourse nothing will happen
>>482946976jesus christ he has less test than ryans group
Cat 4 confirmed
Tampa isn't even getting hit hard, black dude gonna be able to ride it out fine unless he freezes to death
>>482947052see>>482947050
>>482946981nigger
>>482947027Why don't you move to somewhere that you can have water front property and not deal with huricanes?
>>482946976This guy is a hardcore yapper its kinda difficult to watch him
>>482946887Good enough?https://youtu.be/eKdd6xP5xNANIGGERS UNDER THE OCEAN
AAH HELP!! I LIVE IN TAMPA!!!
>>482947086>Just saw a live update- wind is peaking now but surge is expected to peak around midnight there.ahh nice so he still might get flooded
>>482946899Wellnow you have more backyard!
where is this fucking nigger?
>>482947155tampa
>>482947155Tampa
does anyone know if this nigger is a tampa local? I feel like he had to know better? I know I know, nigger, but what the fuck kek
8pm update just droppedwind still 130mph>Maximum sustained winds are near 130 mph (215 km/h) with higher gusts. Helene is a category 4 hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Wind Scale. Some additional strengthening is possible before the center reaches the coast in a few hours. Weakening is expected after Helene moves inland, but the fast forward speed will allow strong, damaging winds, especially in gusts, to penetrate well inland across the southeastern United States, including over the higher terrain of the southern Appalachians.
>>482947155miami
>>482947132yeah he talks to loud and doesn't really say anything interesting
the people spamming his link stream are paid it's an overreactive nigger playing up a nothingburger as always. fucking kike shills
>>482947142Similar screams can be heard nightly in Ybor City.
>>482947155port au prince
>>482947190He said he was from Michigan, but who knows if that's true.
>>482947034
>>482946899damn, looks like aluminum? I can see some fail points. I have a stand-alone car shelter to the left of my house I have been meaning to reenforce that looks just like that. If you do build back, honestly the boards and wood shell would hold up better I think.
THE WATERS COMING INTHE SURGE IS COMING IN
AHAHAHAHA HELENE GOT HIM
>>482947215ya I get 12 bucks to shill this nigger drowning
https://x.com/TRHLofficial/status/1839369911384305863
>>482947254Where is that?
>>482946899F
this nig sounds like a fucking maniac over all my other vids running
>>482947252As in visiting though? Reason I'm asking is even dumb niggers in swfl know better kekHanging out by the water doing dumb stuff is white people area. We're good at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvccedar key stream (a small and extremely exposed key near to the disaster zone) is starting to pop off. a little bonus for you jews, no nigger screaming over the stream
>>482947326I think he said he moved there recently.
>>482947303"gulf boulevard in pinellas county" was what the tweet said
>>482947288he is sitting next to a sea barrier, you are a nigger obsessed cuck cracker watching a little water spill on him over the side
>>482944702That news station, there is some nefarious shit going on for a while....I guarantee if you dig there will be bodies.
>>482947196nvm that was the 8pm EDT, not EST update
>>482944500breaking: ISS footage of hurricane tendie
So for perspective for people talking about it being passed tampa I'm in SWFL north of fort myers in the woods and I'm getting *WAY* stronger gusts than that nigger on kick is. Serious shit. No real rain here luckily but damn its been windy as hell. It wasn't anywhere like this all night or morning. That storm has picked up some power.
what nig stream are yall watching
>>482947127Because, I've been here for a long time. It's extremely comfy, and I've built a bunch of shit.
MikeSquallsJr can't swim kek
>>482947326He said he just moved to Tampa
>>482947436>>482947099
BAKER
>>482947393>brings up his sissy race fetish out of nowhere lol you're a sperg take your meds while I get paid to shill him harder https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>482946843Plane penetrates helene’s hurricussy
>>482947339They have a fallback point on the hill at 30 ft above sea level. So even if the waters rise 20 foot they should be clear.
he's starting to lose internet
I DONT CARE ABOUT SOME GORILLA IN TAMPA OVERACTING OVER NOTHING FUCK OFF
>>482947444its tampa, nothing will happen to him, its far away from anything dangerous
HAHA ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!! DEAD NIGGER PARTY FOR 1
>>482947444there wont mike mike the third
>>482946930>>482947487went and found this, just for you goys
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPP
>>482947511a based leaf
MIfag here...bumping thread and hoping all Florida anons stay safe...godspeed frens
>>482946607literally me
HELP!!!!
>>4829449622 ZOOM ZOOMS DIED!!!!!WTF
>>482947485>>482947502 there is no chance of it flooding more than one or two feet. enjoy it if you want nigger watchers its your funeral
>>482947561ggs chat
Can anyone figure out where in Tampa the nigger is?
>>482944702>punta gordaMy espanol is rusty but I'm pretty sure that means "fat bitch"Very rude, she's just a little chunky and she's got big tits so it's okay, she probably is a bitch tho
>>482947354>>482947448Yeah it shows kek>>482947400Not the stations but the owners. The clique that owns cbs, fox4, nbc2/abc7 here are some dark money fucks. Some solid people work for some of the companies but this whole media market is DIRTY and filled with shit. The police are even worse, the city and county government make them all look tame. Anons who like following the money should check out the investments Collier and Lee make and how much money they have in investments vs taxes. Its... enlightening. Anyhow:kek dumb nigger saying i can't breathe tee hee
baker?
>>482947511This, niggerlovers should start their own thread.
>>482947595>QUIT HAVING FUN lol cuck cry harder https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
he cant breeeff
>>482947640one second
I don't think this nigga realizes how much danger he's actually in. We might legit get a Darwin Award streamed live.
I CAN'TBREEF
>>482947257It's old, yeah. Like, it's clear the wood boards were attached to the concrete in a really shitty way, and just weren't properly attached...
>>482947633fat tip/point.Its in charlotte county kekWhen I first posted it I was curious if anyone would even get it.
>>482947514This. If he went to Cedar Key or Big Bend then he would be risking it. Some wind and rain with 0 ft storm surge is babby's first tropical storm shit
>>482944949Cat 1 Still!, at 8:01pm. Fucking fear porn cat 4 bullshit
>>482947511they think if they reply to themselves enough times it will change something. My guess is he's going to say the water's getting to him, pretend his phone dies so the stream ends then walk away
>>482947612most likely channelside district near the end of bayshore. bayshore is definitely flooded 2-3 deep while white people are riding kayaks and water skiing on the road while some kike is in here shilling the nigger drowing in an inch of water a couple miles down the road
>>482947691you can put that back up in a few hours
>>482947728I CAN'TBREATHE!!!!!!!!
>THERES NO UBERS AVAILABLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahhahahaha even if its fake thats funny as fuck
I CANT BREATHE
>>482947691think of it as a learning experience
Someone bake god damnit
>>482947722I'm in Orlando and this is the first hurricane even one that only hit the panhandle where I've noticed nothing its barely even raining
>decide to do a funny haha and fly a citation into the storm>roll like 40 degrees right after takeoff from tampa international>climb over pinellas then circle back to try to land same runway>can't see shit, nigger>try to line it up ifr>stall over town n' country at 1200 feet>die
i need an UBER
>>482947748!I NEED A UBERHAAALP
GET THE UBERSCALL THE UBER EMERGENCY SQUAD
>>482947595I'm talking about this streamhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvcThey're in Cedar Key woth 15-20ft forecasted storm surgeTampa is small time shit for Helene
>>482947744>>482947762Rain I can deal with, but I just want this fucking wind to die down already
>>482947443>I've built a bunch of shit.Yeah, that's the point. Stop wasting time rebuilding and just move. You can't afford insurance, so rebuilding is basically resetting your bank account every five years or so. Just move.
>>482947787And now you know why we have storm planes with professionals kek
>>482947654>calls someone people trying to steer clear of a clickbaiter a cuck>is genuinely watching a nigger sitting in a 2 inch puddleholy shit your life is bad I can't even get mad at ya. probably never stood a chance
>>482947722I was wondering when a nullschool nothingburger faggot would show up
The rain picked up a bit but the wind isn't supposed to hit in force until tomorrow morning.
Well transformer or something just exploded outside my apt in dunedin clearwater. Took long enough.
it calmed down *internet dies*
UBER SURGE PRICING x50 IN EFFECT
>>482947807that shit was so funny lol
>>482947828wait til GA finds out tonight
>>482945185Kek I was once in a tent that was collapsing on me like that. Was on a sort of pier built into the middle of a lake. Didn't know it was going to storm. Went from sunny to complete chaos in 5 minutes. Almost drowned. I was holding my knife so I could cut myself out if I got blown into the water. The forest behind us was almost completely flattened. Stuck my head out of the tent at one point to check on my buddy's tent, there was water being blown up from the lake into my face. Not splashing waves, water being lifted off the lake by the wind.
>>482947676He's in no danger. Tampa is fine.
>The nig is overacting and carrying on for views until the storm surge hits and he realizes he can't swim
>>482947882nice yard
>>482947822cedar key stream is legit for sure. Just look up cedar key on google maps people and you'll see this stream is gonna go crazy.
FRESH BREAD FRESH BREADFRESH BREAD>>482947851>>482947851>>482947851
>>482947930he'll flood
>>482947882I'm seriously impressed with how much stronger the wind has grown throughout the day here in SWFL this storm is a motherfucker. I hope florida bros stay buzzed/stoned and comfy. Same for georgia anons. Fuck those atlanta niggers though.
>>482945031Creepy neighbor?
>>482947869if you didnt already prove you were a schizoid maybe I would care but im not reading that *braaaaaaaaaap*https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>he's turning into Lieutenant Nigger
>>482947786Tornadoes are coming for you fag, learn how to look at radar
>>482947930The ocean could pull a 'surprise, cockfag' when the tide shifts in a couple hours.
>>482947787absolute lad. >Only correct way to enjoy a hurricane is getting blasted and recreating hurricane in flight simulator. I desperately need to play this now.
>>482947930>>482947951>5-8 foot storm surgeNothingburgerHe can walk to the bridge and survive
>>482947970
>>482947830>You can't afford insuranceFucking retard.
>>482947703>fat tip/pointLmao, just googled it, puta is what I was thinking of, still too damn close to name a town after!
>>482947882Comfy yard.....where are you posting from?
>>482947830You're looking at this from a monetary point, when that's not really the point of living here.
>>482948078He's clowning around too much for the camera and might not be paying attention to whats actually happening
where is this nigger at? if it’s tampa he’s being a bitch
>>482944500Bump for 400 replies.
>>482948582its tampa
>>482946721Go away NOAA government ass kisser.
>>482944500https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDuGKT3rqsPortland Andy is watching a bunch of livestreams
>>482947639Kek!
