>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482944500LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk
My power just went out
TOTALJEWDEATH
I thought hurricane season was over.
MID ASS HURRICANE
This nigga zesty frfr
Tallahassee reporting in. Jim Cantore hasn't left. Might be fucked.
tampafag checking in. maybe next time.
Images taken moments before disaster.
cops have returned
>hurricane will hit me at 9 PM>leaves at 3 AMwhat the fuck thats fast
>>482947910904 reporting, my internet speed just took a huge shit lolalso reminder that black trans bipoc womens lives matter
>tent nigger scream for help>zogbots show upIs Nigwam about to get shot?
Atlanta is getting a Cat2
Florida will get some destruction but the real chaos will be in Georgia when the nigs start looting
>>482947851Are they lying about the wind speed? This is the most disorganized Cat4 I've ever seen.
Rapid intensification in the next hour
>>482947974it peaks in september but doesnt actually end until november. hurricanes are not uncommon as late as thanksgiving.
>>482947851Is that nigger dead yet also TADpols
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvcWaters are quickly rising now in Cedar Key. It's happening
>>482947932The Jews are in Broward and Palm Beach, retard.
>>482947910kek imagine being such an idiot that you lose po
>>482948116I'm gonna bet that Kemp has dropped the ball and GA (and especially ATL) isn't remotely prepared for the storm.
>>482947851>barely a measly cat 4literal nothing burgerpack it up boysnothing to see hearbetter luck next time
>>482948092kek the tent has a hole in it
>>482948000I'm saying bro, this ain't shit
>>482948142Yeah it's insane. Probably a widespread 15-20 feet of water
>>482948142yes and also the steinhatchee stream is starting
>>482947851REED TIMMER IS ON THE MOVE I REPEATREED TIMMER IS LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk&ab_channel=ReedTimmer
Does anyone know where reviewbrah lives in FL?
ANY PERRY FAGS?
>>482948132Michael was in mid-late October. The strongest ones come as the air temp cools but the water temp stays warm. October Gulf storms are monsters.
Tent nigger can vote. Remember that
WIPE OUT THE KIKE GOV'T BUILDINGS IN TALLY!ATLANTA WILL BE WASHES OUT TI SEA
>>482948117>Are they lyingOnly every time they open their loathsome mouths.
>Live in New England (northern)>Never need to worry about Hurricanes that kill niggers>Waiting for our first Nor'Easter coming up in a few months or before Spooky DayComfy levels are here but I'm tired
do zoomzooms really not understand technology so bad they think tentnigga stream is fake? Sure he might be milking the "can't go anywhere gotta ride it out in this tent" shit but kids really think it's a greenscreen.
>>482948045based flight sim anon
KEK he's rolling a blunt. Why are they like this???
>>482948235Only if he survives
>>482948096LMFAO 2 CAT
how much rape happens in hurricanes?
>>482948211fuck reed timmer we're watching reed nigger https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
ahsg discord:/jghXdMKX
>>482948211Who was it last time who got their chainsaw obliterated by some nigger driving?
>>482948212i believe hes in the titusville area, possibly even as far south as pt st john
>>482948212since when did we have pics of his family? I thought his dad was lost media
>>482948262Dude the nigger is legit outside, he's next to the water.
>>482948212Doesn't he live in Jupiter?
>>482948262bruh the only one talking about tent nigga is you sandniggers in pakistan paid to bring it up. you are actually sad as fuck trying to promote a black stream on /pol/, go suck a pickled egg you field nigga
is it actually happening?
In oldsmar Tampa, the storm is extremely comfy for me so far, nothing burger for Tampa as per usual. Power is still on and stable. Tree branches keep hitting my roof, should probably trim those.
okay the water was rolling in bros hes dead
holding steady for now
>>482947974it peaks in october and ends in novembersometimes we just get lulls that lasts for months
I already drank all of my beer and ate all of my snacks
Ahhh ah ah ahhhhttps://youtu.be/wjlYR8cEiAk?si=kh4MF1Gjj7Byhn07
>>482948307just go make a thread already
I CAINT BREATHEHELENE IS KNEELING ON HIS NECK
>>482948158Top kek powerless bro
there is no storm
>>482948147lol that cat
>>482948387You must be wasted dude
>>482948147What are you talking about?I support total jew death regardless of current situations
cedar key is surprisingly not doing too bad. most ive seen is 2-3 feet on some low areas.
>>482948387fucking rookie
At least Mark Zuckerberg is a libertarian now
>>482948363I get paid 40bucks everytime i shill this stream sorry anon cope and seethe https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
water getting higher
>>482948348He's hyping it up for views, the lads in Cedar Keys are actually in danger
>>482948268because fun things are fun
>>482947851this chick is boring as fuck
>>482948474is he actually going to die?
>>482948211He doesn't reveal his location. Pointless.
>high anxiety situation>better roll a blunt
>>482948472that sure sounds like a lot of crack rocks and refurbished iphones
Mars Hill anons? We need to hit the Waffle House before everything goes to shit.
>>482947851
>>482948387Time for marauding and looting
>>482948212I did not know this.Makes sense though.
>>482948357Nope, I've never seen him around here and don't recognize any of the restaurant locations from his videos.
>>482948548damn straight we smoking good TONIGHT
>>482948529its because retarded fans keep trying to drive to his location to meet him during the fucking hurricane
>>482948285He votes Democrats if he's dead.
>>482948294a lot if you look like that
>>482948517Nah, Tampa is in no real danger. The only way he would be in actual danger is if a tornado happened there. He could avoid the water by simply leaving the area if he needed to, but he has to give us the content we deserve.
>>482948265>>482948030This was when Ida happened back in 2021.Fun stuff.
2 hours unitl landfallHold on to your butts
>>482948212East coast, I don't remember where I got that info though and I forget which city. I think the anon who said Jupiter might be right.
>>482948259Sitting inside my concrete fortress of a house sipping tea while the rain buffets my roof and the wind howls through my shutters is peak comfy. It's normal here and most of us prepare for it. Some people even throw parties during the storms. >>482948262Stream link?
>>482948573hes somewhere in brevard. either grew up in titusville, and now lives in cocoa, or vice versa
>George Flood
>>482948557link?
942mB?That.bitch Helene gives good head.>>482948407Just a little windy micronova.>>482948147Dorian cucked us...
SHOUTOUT
>power flickeredUHHH BROS???
>>482948666KEK
>>482948677https://kick.com/mikesmallsjranudda 40 in my account
>>482948646The in game weather modeled the eyewall.
>>482948147And in Miami Beach and Miami. They are everywhere and have clinics and law firms everywhere. You cannot escape the Hispano kikel.
Just being out in a tent while it's windy and overreacting like you're dying is worth it to get 3k viewers. Not a bad play by this nigga.
>>482948657In New England, Winter Storms are a tradition to hype it up. Seriously, nothing happens here and the last big thing was that Maine shooting. Besides it - snow storms are a culture event.
>>482948488I've never heard of El Jobean in my life
/salute
>>482948666LMAO
>>482948666Good one satan.
>>482948666checked kekdI CAYNT UBER
>>482948619
>>482948722based
>>482948212
>>482948742a nigger could trip over his jordans in this country and get a golden globe award for the documentary they make about it
>>482948367Not really. Storm is dissipating as in comes ashore. Raining and breezy no mostly. Definitely not happening unfortunately.
>>482948132What year was it they went through the alphabet and had a storm in December even
>>482948845
>cedar keys webcam down, was perfectly framed so sad>st marks lighthouse cam no NV capabilites and no lights, still functioning>can't find any other cams in the coast area of the hurricane trackAt least Panama city beach cams are showing some wave action. There was a few cams that used to exist on St. George's island but they have been down years. Anyone know of some good cams. I'd like to watch one get hammered by this storm surge.
this big is in tampa he’s faking
Key West cam is offline
>>482948666CHECKED
no water just grass, nothingburger now. it passed
>>482948856what kind of research chemicals are you on right now?
>>482948387F
Makes us proud sky daddys
>>482948949
>>482948895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvcstream from cedar key but there's only very minor flooding despite how vulnerable it seemed
These niggers moan about muh storm damages but the jews have sent trillions oversea for jewish wars.They are the problem not the weather.
>>482948387Fat mutt, post your gut. You will comply, with no delay.Cause it's a haiku.
tornadoes are poppin off everywhere lol like every minute.
>>482948666
My porch...
>>482948212Port Orange i am 100% surelook at the restaurant strip there on google maps if you doubt
>>482948769My people...
>>482948387It's so over, bros....
>>482948666And it shall be
George Flood stream seems to have died down
>>482948657Us trve northern types throw parties for blizzards as well. I usually have friends and/or family over for hot toddys, home made soup, and fresh bread. I imagine it's a similar level of comfy to a proper hurricane.
>>482948722is flight simulator actually fun? I missed out
>>482949046Those are called wind gusts stupid fuckin yank, go back to new york
>>482948346thats his grandparents
>>482948895https://multiwatch.net/agkeI4-6kuY/youtube/pxTqQss2dvc/youtube/l9jggfTvTjU/youtube/OqSFZo_lxXM/youtube
GA/FL line. Heavy rain some mild gusts nothing serious yet. Still have power.
What’s the best streamer to watch
>Officially a CAT 4fuck you fags who said this wouldnt happen shill ass clowns
>>482949051Don't mourn the death. Celebrate the life.
>>482949115If you're a slightly nerdy white guy you'll love it
>>482948990This is true actuallyWhy would anyone donate to help rebuild when 90% of those donations are going to Ukraine and Isreal
burgerbros, it so fucking beyond over...
>>482949143>GA/FL linenothingburger.
>>482948212HE IS IN TITUSVILLE FLORIDA. I HAVE SEEN HIM IN LOCAL LITTLE CAESERS.
>>482948193Got a link? My folks have a place there
>>482949128i had no idea reviewbrah was white hispanic til now
>>482949115There's a new version coming out later this year. I'm waiting for that
>>482949111Checked I'm hoping to do this after I move to bumfuck Wisconsin next week, from MN so used to thr cold but living in clearwater for the last 3 years
>>482948769Can the real Floridians stand up, for the dog bless sake of publix.
>>482948666My goodness
>>482947851this is bullshit, im in crystal river and sustained winds are 27knots gusts pushing 40, cedar key @ fire department is 35knots, with 55knot gusts...every single website says we should be over 50 knots with gusts over 70 and cedar over 65knots with gusts over 83 knots...why the different numbers???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYgIf any anons are interested
>>482949199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH7QQ_3RM0it is just barely starting to pick up here but it is raining and a bit windy
>>482949051Your porch......
>>482949051It will only come back better and stronger, fren.
>>482948259>>482949111I'm planning to move to new england, what is it like up there? is it comfy?
>>482948346Wrong timeline
>>482949144https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr obviously
>>482949172you could say that's a real let down
>>482949243they have been able to turn a profit off of disaster for years. the big players have every reason to exaggerate it as it will make them money
>>482949180Yeah I'm thinking nothing burger too. knock on wood.
>>482949155The real ass clowns in Tampa are getting swamped as we speak.
>>482949051needed a coat of paint anyway. save the tin before it blows away!!!!
>>482949243It's impossible to be 100% accurate. Wind isn't constant during a hurricane, it's chaotic and blows in different directions
>>482949144Freddy/Connor in Perry
>>482949051Shoulda got strapped fggt
>>482949155doesnt matter if im not hit
>>482949290Were full, we don't take kindly to niggers like in Lawrence and Springfield
>>482949125>Those are called wind gusts stupid fuckin yank, go back to new yorknational weather service issuing tornado warnings every minute dumbfuck
Jim Cantore is pissed he’s missing the action on the weather channel
>>482949341cope JIDFrace war in Georgia by tomorrow night
WHICH IS BEST LIVE YOUTUBE STREAMER?
>>482949341im in tampa and it has been a regular storm for us
>>482949332i mean it's like easily verifiable, all very public information...who makes money from this shit? ratings for the tv stations?
>>482948856kek
>>482949312
>>482949051
>>482949408Cedar key is rocking
>>482949155Nothing burger, it's hitting once again, a sparsely populated coastal area and Tallahassee is too far inland for deadly stormsurge.It's a nothing burger.
>>482949051We always build back fren.
>>482949413>jewtubengmi
>>482949364kinda based
>>482949266I don't watch channels that employ faggot furry degenerates.
>>482949320little spic shitheel...
>>482949332
>>482949243wait until it makes land fall and the wind field expands. also.>crystal river I hope you have a boat,19 is getting fucked idalia style again. homosassa trail probably won't be passable for the next two days.
>>482949115MFS2024 later this year. It will have a lot more activities for more casual play if a 3 hour flight in real time doesn't sound fun to you.Dicking around in severe weather is fun too.
Couple live news stream links:Tampa (some interesting footage but no devastation yet)https://www.fox13news.com/liveTallahassee (nothing interesting yet)https://www.wctv.tv/livestream/Tampa high tide is in 6.5 hours, the back portion of Helene may push a lot of water into the bay
>>482949339Would Helene spare me? Asking for clarification
>>482947851Send it here LMAO
imagine being in a hilton hotel when the power goes out and the hurricane comes
>>482949155Lol at all the chuds who didn't evacuate to Texas or Arizona. Storm warnings all up the East coast. It's over.
dont worry guise kumala will save us!!1!
I just want the hurricane to kill everyone that doesn't agree with me politically.
>IS IT A TORNADO WATCH? SOMEUN TYPE IN GOOGLE!
>>482949267Thanks, gonna send it to my folks
where is this dumb nigger at
>>482949409>he doesn't knowOh boy
Radar at 145mph
>>482948529He is in Perry by the gandy motor Lodge a few minutes ago. He is in the shit. Not nigger Tampa.
>>482949413Me obviously
>>482949214I'd highly recommend it. As the other northerner said, a proper snowstorm is a cultural event. When I lived in a small city in Upstate NY some bars even had snowstorm deals for cheap cocktails and bogo domestic beers. I'll never forget the time when a group of locals came in with cross country skis. The skied from just outside of city limits to the bars, dodging snow plows and pizza delivery drivers.
>>482949341People literally getting fucked in the streets!
>>482949172Jimmies were rustled.
>>482949503Impact window and door status? Miami hurricane building code status?
>>482949507All the illegal aliens living there would probably run out and get eating by gators and sharks.Or drown.
a tornado just flew over my house (tent)!!
>>482949503>Serb seething over a stormNo regrets bombing Belgrade
>>482949547Source me nigga
seems to be calming down imo ngl desu desu
>>482949431anyone that sells anything. stores that sell essentials like bread/milk/toilet paper/gas (to obese preppers), insurance companies that deny payouts and hike rates, or even these streaming services making a band off of random creators who walk up to the coastline and people open their wallets to donate a thousand subs. As long with all the middlemen who take a cut out of these transactions. That's a lot of different industries making money here. Rating for TV too why do you think they exaggerate so much? people tune in.
>>482949290As long as you're not in a major city shit is really comfy especially in the fall/winter.
>>482949465>I don't watch channels that employ faggot furry degenerates.???Elaborate.
>>482949563So this is the power of Florida man bath salt pre workouts?
>>482949267You're in Steinhatchee and staying? What if you get a 20' surge? Good luck fren
>>482949387not a nigger, i just want to live somewhere comfy and cold
>>482949580surely it'll be fineeven my roof is cemented
Is the eyewall breaking up?
i feel like im watching survival of the fittest in real timeall the smart people left
>>482949476lol we're set for sure, we have an old FWC airboat...well my brother in law does but same shit, he's indentured to our family anyway
>>482949533
>>482949529i feel better now thank you anon
>>482949580>Miami hurricane building code status?
Thread themes:https://youtu.be/CRgQPvNMXmMhttps://youtu.be/rHcmnowjfrQhttps://youtu.be/rc6vowZjWOs
>>482949637that nigga gay
>>482949609>seethingover what superior building quality?>bombingyeah you couldn't even critically damage 1 (one) skyscraper it took 6 months to repair it
>>482949628a blackpill i wish i hadn't seen...
>>482949645NH then, COOS county if you wanna be innawoods.I suggest outside of Berlin.
>>482949233MY BAR ACROSS THE STREET NEVER CLOSEDIM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN
Where the fuck is reed going every time I check in he's just driving
>>482949667If anything its stronger than it was 2 hours agoThis is worst case scenario in my opinion
>>482949716>Dumb Balkanigger takes easy bait
This negro is getting flooded now
>>482949547bullshit, this isn't even a cat II
>>482949243Fuck crystal river and fuck measuring wind speed in knots, that's for nautical adventuring you stupid cuck
I hate wind
>>482949637you know that little mousy twink looking weather guy he cuts to? Looks like he's 12 yrs old? Faggot. furry. degenerate. Not even meming. anyone got that screencap of him coming out to his mom?
Tville ga anon here. No power
>>482949640I'm in tampa, just posting the steinhatchee stream as it's a random cam of good quality in the most interesting area. Just remember frens that the cam is on a dock and it will flood 100% but it doesnt mean the whole town is going underwater. Probably just a couple feet in low elevation areas like what we're seeing in cedar key right now.
LMAO HE'S ACTUALLY FLOODED
>>482949667she's got a healthy eyewall
200 mph
>>482949243Land friction always slows the surface winds down ~40%.This is why the wind based Saffir-Simpson scale should be recalibrated to use pressure. Cat 3 majors should start at 940 mbar or lower. Cat 5 only below 900 mbar.
>>482949785Turn on CNN bro, it's a four now.
>>482949639Is that "Satan Nigger Rape Madness" or "Satan Rape Nigger Madness" brand? One tastes like melon.
Hurricane Sandy really was peak comfy time. 3+ weeks off from school at home in LI while NYC rats drowned in the ghettos and shitholes.When is a Cat 3 gonna hit NYC directly bros? Climate change needs to hurry the fuck up
>>482949820I TOLD YOU BROI WARNED YOU ABOUT THE COMBINATION OF HIGH TIDE BEGINNING AT THE SAME TIME AS STORM SURGE
>HE'S ACTUALLY GETTING SURGEDI CAN'TBREATHE
>>482949785cedar key should be hurricane force winds by now
>>482949820>George floodKEK
>>482949806>Faggot. furry. degenerate.Well that's unfortunate, it's a great channel for tornado kino too...
>>482949067I'll be back cooking tendy sandwiches tomorrow night, fren. We will live on.
>stream telling him it's time to start looting
>>482949814Your rival down the road here. Still got power.
THREAD THEMENEW BAKER NEEDED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
>>482949704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT0pF1Yq4wc
This is fine
A DOG TENT
>>482949820what's the link to this retard?
>>482949404Weather service also said this as gonna be a cat 5 with 120mph winds, cuck
tetonas...
Fuck I missed it. Can someone post the clip
>>482949942total nothingburger
>>482949820Most functional sea level sewage system. I hope he enjoys the smells.
>dog tentKEK
>>482949858i swear they are using gusts as sustained winds for readings, there's no other explanation for the huge discrepancies...that or they are taking measurements @ 2500 feet
>>482949820looks like the tent didn't have that dawg in it
>HELP!! HELP!!
>>482949905wagmiWe haven't had anything since Wilma, godspeed and eat well!
>>482949869Hi res for ya.
>nigga gets actually flooded>immediately packs upkek
>>482947851Why are they calling it the storm of the century when it’s not even a category 4?
>>482949951Latina mommy!!!
>>482949971If I wanted to watch that guy's stream, I'd watch the streamStop posting shit screencaps you fucking retard
This thing hooked far east, tally spared worse eye wall?
>>482949877There are surge warnings in Florida whenever it rains for more than 30 minutes.
>>482949820The nigger is gonna become a fish if he keeps this up
>>482949866lol @ cnn, i'll pass thx tho...i have NOAA buoys tellin me the real storyhttps://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=ckyf1
>>482949172
>>482950039Storm surge.15-20 ftWind isn't everything in a hurricane
HES JUMPING INHES JUMPING INHES JUMPING INHES JUMPING IN
I'm glad I don't live in Florida
>>482949946https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>482949951>(((aaron)))
>>482950039Ian was SOTC and nothing will touch it.
>>482950039it is a cat 4 now
>i know i should have went to the fuckin swimmin classes in third grade
Florida bros....
>>482948117Wondering the same thing. Sea buoy in the eye wall said 89mph. This is way weaker than they’re saying.
>>482950083We can get two feet of rain in south florida and be fine.Georgia will go full atlantis.
the sad thing about the nigger stream is that concurrent to those moments. rich white people in tampa are riding jet skis on the road and generally frolicking as us simple white folk do. but they are simply having too much fun to post it and we won't see videos until tomorrow of them surfing in bayshore blvd neighborhoods.
>>482949748And he lost 10K viewers in half an hour.
>>482948022Checked. NE side checking in. Still got power, stay comfy bro.
>>482950110nah this nigger littered so he didnt have to carry it. lazy nigger>GEORGE FLOOD
>>482950090>newfag doesn't know the meme
Will Helene crack the top eight?
COMPLETEAND UDDERDEVASTATION
>>482950126I’m riding it out and I’m doing fine
He's entering the black van that pulled up beside him.
>>482950131thanks bro
>I don't wanna litter>HELP
HE SAID HE CANT SWIM
>>482950205With the flooding in North Carolina yeah
baker....its almost time
>>482950157Mostly a windy sunny day for everyone else.kek
>>482950144no it's fucking not
>nigger>I DON'T WANT TO LITTER>George FloodKEK
>>482950243Ankles be raciss yo.
What was this nigga’s challenge? Kek
>>482950243Electricity.
>>482950039Because they call every major Hurricane the storm of the century. This is a meme. Literally nobody lives around where it's making landfall
>>482949748They're driving to a town right where the worst part of the eyewall will hit
What a shitty fucking year, manFirst week of January had to lay my grandma to rest, and now this shit
He's getting shot soon (looter)
>Get your trash picked up
>>482950205Depends on the nigger surge expected late Friday morning
>>482950205It will wreck multiple states in the SE that never hurricaned, large swath helps pump claims.
negro trapped in flood water
>>482950289you are a faggothttps://x.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/1839441471604445635
>>482950266Good Lord
they're generally trying to get us to think this nigger is gonna drown when white folk are a block down the road barbequing and listening to jimmy buffett. typical niggers begging for white attention
>>482949233
HES 5'4 LOOOOL
>>482949051porch nigger
I'M ONLY 5'4MANLET CONFIRMED>MANLET CONFIRMEDMANLET CONFIRMED>MANLET CONFIRMEDMANLET CONFIRMED>MANLET CONFIRMEDMANLET CONFIRMED>MANLET CONFIRMEDMANLET CONFIRMED>MANLET CONFIRMED
Will you fucking retards stop posting about that fucking stream in here?Go into his shitty chat if you wanna talkHoly fuck you people ruin everything
ITS OVER LOL HES SURROUNDED BY WATER
>Idiot nigger wants internet points and streams in a hurricane>Ends up stranded and will drown as the surge properly arrives
>>482950398meds now
>>482949051Build back better
is the black gentleman pretending to be retarded?
>>482950398With any luck his retarded self will walk past a sanitary sewer that's boiling up and catch something nasty.
>>482950392>30ftHoly fuckMight as well eat a tsunami with those water levels
>>482947910Mine out also, north of Dunedin.
>>482950460f
>>482950398and retards here buy it once again
ELECTRIC LINE PLEASE FALL
>>482950402Thank you for your service wagie, now pass me the boars head sub with extra mayo.
>>482950481Yes. Playing up the danger/drama for views.
>>482950481he's semi-retarded pretending to be fully retarded
>>482950460
>>482950392It's over, for them...
>>482950460>Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killerWent from hyping it up to sheer panic
>>482950460>filenamekek
>>482950504>and retards here buy it once againThey're AHSG tourists and it's pissing me the fuck off/pol/ tourists ruins everything good
Are all nogs this retarded
>>482950547Which stream is it, in the OP?
Well, that boy's momma is going to get a paycheck from the donos at least
hes on high ground. nothingburger now
>>482950568>Seasonal general>TouristsLmao wut
>>482948294Only consensual rape
>>482950617Anakin...
>>482950498It's fake as fuck. They have DEI dykes working at NOAA these days.
>>482950398>>482950504Knowing a TV show isn't real doesn't make it not a hoot.Also this retard might actually get himself killed.
>>4829505879 in 10
>>482950391lmao that's absolute bullshit, i have live data from buoys in that exact fucking area, look for yourself faggot...bahahahahahaha you believing anything the gov tells you in a press release gave me a good chuckle, thx dumbasshttps://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=42036&uom=M&tz=STN
>>482950595https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrnot sure how much longer hes gonna keep going, he already lost his tent in the river
migrate >>482950637
Did this idiot walk to where he is?
Should I light candles for light or will that make the soggy 80 degrees in my home even less bearable?
rollin for TTTD (total tallahassee trannie death)
>>482950547But you need a high IQ to do that.
>>482950460>this hysterical jogger
>>482950701He uber'd in hours ago when it was better weather, now he's stuck
>>482950205It's at the same strength of Ian and going to pass right over Atlanta. This might end up being the 1st or 2nd most costly storm ever. Houses in Atlanta aren't designed to handle those wind speeds.
>>482950504>>482950568they dont realize most of the people here have been here the past two days and think they can blend in with their reddit slang. rest assured they will be back to twinking about with dildos up their ass listening to maoist marches once they lose their wind
>>482950807>once they lose their windI see what you did there
>>482949172S
>>482950722That's hot Hot HOT HOT!
>>482950617I think he's walking past Tampa General Hospital right now, which would put him on Davis Island. He won't be getting off there tonight and maybe some rich dude will shoot him if he wanders into a residential area.
>>482948387I lost it.....
>>482950289SUMMARY OF 800 PM EDT...0000 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...28.7N 84.3WABOUT 80 MI...125 KM WSW OF CEDAR KEY FLORIDAABOUT 115 MI...190 KM S OF TALLAHASSEE FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...130 MPH...215 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...NNE OR 25 DEGREES AT 23 MPH...37 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...942 MB...27.82 INCHES
>i'm literally corneredkek
Greatest /ahsg/ arc of all time
>>482950398Yeah but those people are white and in a house
this dude is gonna die on stream
>>482951041last night was good too
>>482951132Because he's standing in a flooded parking compex he can just walk out of? This is beyond a nothing burger and this stream is boring as hell.
>>482951162Flashing tits is sooooo 1970s. It's the modern era now. Moon your full naked ass or get out
>>482951162
>>482951162>titsbig wow even trannies have thosemy eyes dont get attracted to those anymore i just associate them with mental illness now
https://www.youtube.com/live/pxTqQss2dvcIf you're tired of Reeds shitty stream quality, these guys are running in his area and are already there
>>482949243Because They are lying and always have been lying to us for YEARS! Government agencies!I have found Any wind speeds faster than 85mph yet!not talking about wind gusts.Im glad people are finally waking up to the weather Jews.
This is it boys. Any last words?
>>482950807/pol/ literally a reddit board 90% of the threads on this smooth brain board are Twitter and reddit screencaps and forced memes
>>482951699nigger
NEW UPDATEMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS AT 140 MPH AND STILL INTENSIFYING
>>482951699Sneed
>>482950536Here's your listeria, Sir.
People have started dying
>>482950126We're glad you don't live here, too.
>>482951699Learn to swim
>>482948856perfect genetics
>>482951652wait, there were actual nudes of this girl dropped?Like, she ugly, but in a cute way, ya feel me?
