>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 3/4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482947851LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk
>George Flood
>Chair Force Recon plane broke again and has to circle inside eyewall or dieFucking kek
NIGGER GAVE UPHES TRYING TO LOOT HIS WAY BACK HOMEkick.com/mikesmallsjr
CURRENT POWER OUTAGES IN FLORIDA
154mph winds. Cat 5 incoming!!
anchor
>All these Eglin AFB and JIDF saying its gonna be a nothingburger
>>482950637all hurricane readings are being padded, check the buoys in the water right now, not one reading matches what is being reportedhttps://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/station_page.php?station=42036&uom=M&tz=STN
first for black trans lives and also protect bipoc(not asian) women
>>482950704FLOATIES FOR FLOOD!
>>482950750>jax niggas continue to be extremely comfy
>>482950747KEK
>>482950637link to george floodhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
negro is trapped
>not even a foot of water>"chat how do I get over this"KEK
Total Atlanta Annihilation
>>482950759It's not getting stronger than 135 MPH at best.
>>482950788You do know that hurricane wind ratings aren't measured at ground level right?
>>482950637Helene is entering at high tide. CAT2 a reasonable possibility for ATL20-30ft storm surge in the bendKINO ALL AROUND
>I'm trying to go to a place I can call an Uber
>>482950761that's tampa general hospital
>>482950761Harry Nigger and the Ankle Deep Water
>>482950821how's the engine still going?
>>482950637Its Cat 4 now lazy niggers.This is a great happening BTW. Storm of the decade at least.
>>482950845>I'm trying to go to a place I can call an Uberit's amazing how the negro brain operates
>>482950821what an idiot
>we must rebuild white society>holy shit a nigger is streaming on kick let's observe his every move!you peanut allergic cucks are a different breed huh
>>482950851maybe he'll get near the aids dumpsters
>>482950750Red counties where we at?Hillsborough fag here.
>>482950843Yeah and Crystal River the Homo towns(Homosassa and Homosassa springs) will be gone
>>482950761
rolling for TTTD (total tallahassee trannie death)
>>482950918Ant farms are fun even if you'd gas the termites in your walls.
>>482950750We haven't even got started yet and there's already over half a million. Holy shit, bois
While the nig is overly dramatic pretending to be in danger and retarded, he actually is both. This guy has no idea how quickly that surge can get him trapped, if he isn't already.High tide is rolling in and the surge is intensifying on top of it. We have seen it so many times by now, how the water can creep from ankle high to a roof level in a matter of couple of hours.
Does anyone have a stream other than this annoying fake drama nigger and his followers polluting /AHSG/ ?
>>482950759>154mph windsYES!!! SEND IT HERE.MUST... MOG... MUTTSHEDS!
>>482950851Yeah. He's on Davis Island, he's going to be stuck there all night. lol
>>482950956>you cant swim in my hurricussy juices>surgefucking kek
>>482950966i look like that
>>482950918take your meds cope and seethe another 20 bucks in my account https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>482950836anemometers on the buoys are 3 meters elevated above the already 6m tall buoy making it pretty fucking close to the 10m standard for measuring wind speed in a hurricane
>>482950975sounds exactly what the slave owner said before the nigger fucked his wife. you crackers never learn huh.
Tent nigger George Flood
>>482950820NIGGERS UNDER THE OCEAN
He's going to keep overreacting and then realize he's actually stuck at some point.
>>482950788You’re THE most retarded fuck to post in any of these threadsKindly fuck right off with your bullshit, /uhg/ is more up your ally dumb nigger
>>482950989my trailer doesn't have to survive nato bombs.
>>482950918take your meds
>>482951110This is my prediction too. He's gonna 'do it for the content' until he realizes he can no longer opt out and becomes 'the content'.
>>482950836o nvm they are 10m above waterlineTypes of Buoys and Their Anemometer Heights:3-Meter Discus Buoys: The anemometers on these buoys are typically located at a nominal height of approximately 5 meters above the waterline.6-Meter NOMAD Buoys: Similar to the 3-meter discus buoys, the anemometers are also positioned at around 5 meters above the waterline.10-Meter and 12-Meter Buoys: For these larger buoys, the anemometers are installed at a height of about 10 meters above the waterline.
>>482950637Marion County reporting. My power flickered at around 8pm. Light wind, stiff wind.
>>482950982it would be funny if he ended up in a top 10 streamer records their last moments video
Disney World Magic Kingdom streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx_Of6nJL14
What's the nigger stream link?
>>482951181*light rain
>>482950750Damn guess im one of the lucky ones in pinellas still with power
>>482951123lmao uhg??? look at this dumb fucking NAFO kike projecting his own faggotry on a hurricane thread, bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>482951217is Disney cozy during a storm?
>>482951218https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>call an uberSurely he's serious.
>>482951110>>482951176Yeah that’s what my money is on too.
>>482951218>>482950799
>>482950989Post impact proof windows :)>inb4 has a shingle roof
Zephyrhills/Pasadena reporting, mostly just wind and some rain, on par with a TS.
cat 4 landfall?
Live on the scene now in Hati, evacuate now?
>>482951123make sure you call me a MAGAT or trump voter next, can't break script, lol, lmfao even
>>482951281announcing a report is against the rules chuddy try again next time :^)
>>482951110He’s going to drown if he tries to push his way through flood water
>>482951262I'd imagine it's the opposite, everyone huddles inside and lines go up. Thankfully I've never been on a stormy day.
>>482951268>>482951293Gentlemen and scholars
>>482951217only thing i genuinely hope to see im my life is a battle take place at disneyland
>>482951304Sure seems that way, pressure still dropping and trying to stay over the gulf long as possible.
>>482951272no they are giganigga tier retarded one streamer was like "what just hit my car?" (as he is in the middle of a category 5 hurricane)
>>482951301my windows are chicken proof, its night tho so whats point of picturet. crystal river
>>482950750Sitting outside my business with no power in fort myers (Lee County). Lost it around 8pm
>>482951272
>>482951110I think that's why most people are watching himfor that single moment
>>482951301>impact proof windowsWe don't actually get weather like this so we don't have them. Bit of a shame really it would be great to mog muttshacks.>shingle roofThat's an american exclusive all roofs are here tile and often glued or cemented together.
>>482951342Don't worry I report myself too. I am a man of integrity.
>>482951371It’s a cat1 larping as a 4.
>>482951217Hope they're doing movie night with old favorites since shit is shutting down.
>>482951471this but unironically
>>482951447SAMIR YOU ARE BREAKING THE CAR!
>>482951471It's 140 mph right now. Mid grade category 4.
>>482951371thnaks for update frenfollowing Timmer and Hall
>>482951461zased
did it start?
TRUCK NIGGER
>>482951449He’s trapped lmfao
>>482950637thank you baker
>>482951597Niggas can't even get back to they cribs
>>482950905>Its Cat 4 now lazy niggers.>This is a great happening BTW. Storm of the decade at least.
>>482951601sweet mother of god is that the AI chicken strip tornado?
>>482951110you'll see it in his eyes when he realizes its no longer funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
>Previous fix: 944 mbar (one hour ago)>Current fix: 943 mbarRapid intensification over. Happening canceled.
>>482951597He just keeps wandering up and down columbia drive.
bruh niggas cant even get back to they cribs
>>482951449>>482951597>>482951693It's not going to get that bad.
HELENE SPAWNING TORNADOS IN GEORGIAIT'S OVER
a lot of retards and idiots are gonna die tonight
Been comfy on east coast, all the wind and howling but little to no rain.Anons in Georgia/Carolinas gog more than us already.
>>482951688cat 5 tendicane
>>482951723HOLY FUCKWhere is that??
>>482951688#hurricanetendies
>>482951778Yeah Especially in the Citrus county area.15-18 foot storm surge
159 MPH
>>482951778peninsulanons will do just fine. it's panhandle mfers and beyond who are fucked.
digits and Atlanta gets decimated
He will be seen as a Looter soon
did the stream die? Can't get the page to load now.
atlanta bros...
>>482951778Nature is beatiful.
>>482950949Hernando reportin
>>482951807>cat 5 tendicane
hes walking across this hopefully both sides surged
>it intensified to 140 MPH
CAT 4 @ 140mph
following him
>>482951813the twat says tampa, but it was reposted by soemone other than the streamer so im not 100 percent sure if thats where hes at
>>482951829Not a surface reading faggot
CATEGORY 4 CONFIRMEDHAS INTENSIFIED FURTHER140 MPH WINDS
>>482951925BASED
Fucking nice, they didn't learn shit from Katrina. Want us to build you some more dykes? Also it's not even fully landed yet right? Gonna get worse?
>almost at a cat 5
>>482951944nice numerals
CAT 5
>DUH NUMBERS ARE FAKE>IT'S ACTUALLY CAT 1>JEWS INVENTED HURRICANES TO TRICK US INTO VOTING FOR KAMALAWhy do /pol/tards have to turn everything into schizophrenic conspirashit?
>>482951829Imagine that on your big florida cock.I know I am.
>>482951723i saw this guy live before he's friends with a guy that runs a swinger/party house in orlando that he goes live with a lot
cat 5 inevitable?
>>482950845Nigga u gone die
lol transformer just blew.
>>482951986theyre kikes and air force shills pretending to be anons
Stream I'm watching said 1st confirmed kill. Someone got wrecked in a car by a highway sign.
DEATH BY STOP SIGN
>>482951977Jesus Christ, this is like the sixth set of numbers I've gotten todayTotal Atlanta Death incoming
>>482951915
>>48295200350/50 chance at this point
gonna reassemble second monitor so I dont miss this stupid nigger killing himselfgabacidors fugged :DDDDD
>>482951855Checked and wrecked
THERE HAS BEEN ONE RECORDED FATALITY IN TAMPATAMPA DEATH TAMPA DEATH
NEW UPDATEHURRICANE STILL INTENSIFYING. MAX SUSTAINED WINDS NOW AT 14 MPH
140mph, keep going! You can squeeze out a nice cat 5 if you try.
>>482952059haha thanks for promoting this nigger im definitely calling the cops on him now
5 5 5
>>482952043Digits have been flowing for me too. Auspicious night.
>>482952033which one nigger
>>482951995sounds about right. that stream is cancerous as fuck with all the little popups and notifications
>no one is stopping to give the random ghetto nigger a ride
>>482952075george flood is next
145 MPH, 937 MB WILL BE THE PEAK! I'M CALLING IT NOW
>>4829506379:00 PM EDT Thu Sep 26Location: 29.1°N 84.2°WMoving: NNE at 24 mphMin pressure: 941 mbMax sustained: 140 mph>>482951711
BAN STOP SIGNS
>>482952086>14 MPHholy shit
>MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...140 MPH...225 KM/HLET'S FUCKING GO!
GIVE THE HURRICANE YOUR ENERGY\o/
>>482952111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
>>482952140140
>>482952094lol theyre not gonna show up
>>482950783they purposefully do that to try and minimize meme magic
>CAN'T GIVE YOU A RIDE, NIGGER
>>482952094Kek do it that will be fucking hilarious
>>482951990>hole tightened from 50mi down to 20miSEXOLike I said before, spacious yet responsive
>>482952094He's on Hyde Park ave. just over Bayshore.
lmao good excuse
>>482952117i wouldnt either. Hardly anything more dangerous than a nigger with his cellphone out in an odd situation
>can't give you a ride in the city truck>headline tomorrow "CITY LEAVES NIGGER TO DIE!"
>NO RIDEShe just hates niggers lmao
Digits for happening
>>482952088157mph and cat 5 lessgo
mfw i'm not a city employee (can't get a ride)
BTFO by city employee
Is this bitch going to make landfall soon?All these chasers are showing is medium rainfallNigga aint even getting wet
>>482950905who is she?
imagine relaxing during blacks favorite loot season
>>482952211What city?
>>482952133bull fucking shit, i have a bouy in the same fucking area showing completely different readings
>>482952256Hyde Pare ave and De Leon st.
fresh from ft meyers
>>482952313tampa, he's in tampa bay municipal jurisdiction. walking on the highway
FiveIVE
>>482952088Checked, do it Helene wipe it all clean!
>>482952313Tampa, in a car now lol he gone
NOO THEY GAVE HIM A LIFT
nig got a ride will he be robbed?
>>482952350> tried to survive in a tentIs this real haha
>>482952274Helene is one of the fastest moving storms to hit the US and will make landfall in a few hours.The dramawhoring livestream nigger is in Tampa, not even in the path.
Got a ride, its over.
hes going to get shot and robbed easily.
>>482952340no one cares about your gay faggot buoy
>>482952344pathetic
>>482952388brothas trusting brothas
HELENE STRENGTHENED140 mph max sustained winds!!
>>482952344Us jetski bros thrive after the storm.
pretty sure george flood just got abducted
madiera beach
$$$CASHAPP$$$
>>482952388>>482952393>>482952416just go make your own thread about it
>becomes cat 5 right before eye wall hits
hurricane ian was still stronger btw
How many bings until landfall?
hope my 2 buckets and a paint pan hold out against tonight's water dump
>>482952466Toilet is clogged.
Unfortunately if he gets out again I probably won't be able to follow him. TGH was a great landmark to stark following him at.
What of the truck driver rapes him
>>482952424lmao you kikes are fucking schizo's, bet you're all jidf faggots in the same room, that or CFIX shitwood acolytes
>>482952386>>482952350Weak, I thought he was somewhere in the direct path
>>482952474no posting is gonna die down naturally anyways he got a ride george flood stream is cancelled
LOOTER
>>482952486less than one bong for sure. maybe 45 bings
Savannah here. We have a tornado emergency.
THEY ARE TURNING ON PUBLIXITS OVER
>>482952463>>482952401Drive him north & dump him in Tallahase
these niggas on the downlow
>>482951855>tfw
>>482952481There's still time, it's the same thing almost but this time Atlanta gets raped.
>>482952466based ceiling fans
Imagine if the gigantic surge goes so far inland, that it keeps on strengthening the storm even over land.
>>482952538he was never in any danger but he is now fleeing because he just broke the law by walking on the highway
>>482952507
>>482952298A young Latina piece of ass.
>tfw in atlanta>literally moving to japan on sunday, been on the cards since marchsurely the weather will be better by then rightno fucking shot this stupid ass hurricane is still going and delaying/cancelling flights by sunday, right?h-haha
>>482952603I don't think that applies in this situation
Bros is Dauphin Island, AL threatened in any way?
Reed's about to get in the shit
>>482952603meds and sproke now
>>482952575LOL yeah that shit was fake as hell we need real content
>>482952256no niggers in the truck, sorry
>>482951217Disney/themepark fags are worse than gamers. Literal man children visiting parks almost daily.
Who gives a fuck poor gators and swamp land and like 12 hillbillies that will lose their shacks
>>482952645get fucked yellow fever fag
Sneed Timmer is about to get landfall
>dude is at DEADMAN BAYforeshadowing much?
>>482952653I'm in Gulf Shores, nah we're all good.
>>482952662come suck my bwc little nigger twink
555
Death toll predictions?
>>482952751Good to know. Hi neighbor
>>482952603Was he on 275/i-4 or something?
>>482952676>nigger chimping out and getting mad a city employee too busy doing his fucking job won't give him a rideStandard. He also probably can't give him a fucking ride for liability reasons.
>>48295278812
>>482952788AHHH! I'M SO STARTLED!
>>482952344Looks like Ft Myers Beach ratherSame shit as Ian damn it
>>4829527886 million
Space coast anons hows that cool evening breeze?
>>482952753>brings up his lust for black men yet again why are schizo posters like this?
>>482952661Strong rain and wind already
>>482952676Can't really blame the guy. Ya can't trust anyone these days esp someone wandering around during a hurricane.
>>48295278850-100
>>482952788billions
Lightning strikes popping off in the storm now
>>482952813Ah, just like in China. Can't give someone a ride in a hurricane because "ehhhhh i could be sued :("People like you are why this country is shit, moreso the nigger - yes, but your mindset is worse than a nigger one.
>>482952887yeah there is a zero chance i would give anigger a ride.
Do anons remember Jeff?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJgbBO7gWoc
>>482952806He was just walking a big circle around Bayshore blvrd and Hyde Park ave where the channel cuts Davis Island off from downtown.He was like 4 blocks away from a Publix I eat at during conventions. lol
>>482952806either that or the selmon expressway. what people online dont know is that the sheriffs will prosecute that even if they cant pick him up right now. It's not necessarily a charge though, but at minimum a 72 hr psychiatric hold or fine
wtf is this bitch saying?
>>482952901This is the most disorganized "Cat4" I've ever seen.
>>482952788Hundreds from the flooding in the mountains
Damn, this thread went from comfy to full of faggots bitching. Why are you here queers?
>>482952857damn i thought you came in here to shill the stream and now you're spinnin and doin skibidi tricks on my bwc you're a good lil nigger powerbottom huh
landfall countdown?
>>482950982link to stream?? e: capthca is wavy :D
>>482952957Hahaha fuck I wouldve loved to punch his stupid ass head off
>>482952981oh yeah, I'm sure you're a hurricane expert
this stream is so bizarre
>>482953016shills are trying to kill off the meme magic by screaming "nothingburger" over and over
>>482952972Based, fuck him for his shit content
BUZZSAW HURRICANE CONFIRMEDhttps://x.com/WagnerTonight/status/1839473309018185743>https://x.com/WagnerTonight/status/1839473309018185743https://x.com/WagnerTonight/status/1839473309018185743
>>482953031
>>482952916Yes. If the city employee gets in an accident, EVEN IF SOMEONE HITS HIM, the nigger could sue the city and probably win. Don't blame the mindset. Blame the retarded fucking laws.
>>482951986>>DUH NUMBERS ARE FAKENigger the storm is supposedly already above me with the eye being just off the coast and I'm getting intermittent drizzled and maybe gusts of 15 mphThis shit is either the smallest cat 4 in history or is dozens of knots slower than they're reportingEither way, theyre lying to fearmonger
>>482953027<2 hrs
>>482953023>more schizo posting buck broken
>>482952916>thinking that some random nigger is worth your livelihoodno, people like you are why this country is shit
>>482953092>crop
>>482953041The actual landfall windspeeds are all going to be measured at Cat1 levels. Cap this.
>>482953078tranny faggots always gotta shit up a thread and make it smell like their colon.
>>482952972He didn't leave this area I don't think.
>>482952788I hope at least a 1000.
>>482953112its already 2am here
>>482950637You toilet-flushing sink drainers get what you fucking deserve! >Northeast St. Pete residents may soon be unable to flush toilets, drain sinkshttps://archive.is/tZMr1#selection-2103.0-2103.29
This stream is gonna end in a diddy party
>>482953056which stream anon
>>482953094kek
>>482953092>>482953133kek, boy needs to learn how to crop.
>>482952943>Do anons remember Jeff?Yeah. His birthday is next wednesday. Wierd I can remember that when I haven't talked to him in 20 years.
FRESH BREADFRESH BREADFRESH BREAD>>482953154>>482953154>>482953154
>>482953056It all our minds humming 5
in awe at the size of this lass
>>482953142i guarantee it, and have been trying to say it for hours but then all these JIDF faggots come screaming
>>482953166Won't bother pajeets.
>>482950989people post that blakan home picture all the time but nobody can ever tell me if those blocks are filled with concrete and rebar..? Homes in florida are often built of concrete block with hollow cavities which are filled vertically with steel rebar and concrete. they are strong as FUCK.
>>482953272my fucking loins!
>>482953291yall retards were saying the same shit about ian and 150 people diedalmost think you're paid to encourage people not to evacuate so the troublesome die
The beauty of the George Flood stream is that it's one retarded nigger giving us a preview of the kind of idiocy we will get to see in massive quantities once this storm hits Atlanta
>>482953272absolute fuckin unit
>>482953092
>>482953041He’s not but I am an actual expert my friend. I can make a hurricane in your mom’s pants that lasts for hours.
>>482950989>>482953312I suspect because it has concrete corner posts and a concrete header running around the top of the first floor that those blocks are NOT filled, which makes that home a thrid world shithole
>>482950637Wind is starting to pick up in Tally!
>>482952916How is it his mindset if he's just highlighting a possibility? Why are you niggers so stupid?
>>482953437oh man thats o funny
>>482953312I would guess no. Here modern buildings have poured concrete walls, usually with a layer of bricks on the outside and stucco on the inside. I've never seen "cinder blocks" or whatever they're called.
>>482953498is a hurricane coming or something?!?
>>482953459your dick must be pretty small to fit in her urn
>>482953272Well hello thar
The state of these hookers....
>>482951855Damn.. rapidly intensifying my boner here
>>482952916>>482953508And yes refusing to give a nigger a ride during a natural disaster is a good decision anyways.
>>482953560bro wtf that’s so dark. you need jesus and a hug
>>482953379nigger i live in crystal river, wtf would i have to gain from convincing people to stay?
>>482952788>88
>>482953379is funny how you paid shills project your kikery on others, lol every one of you yehudi's follow the same game plan...inbred yid faggot
>>482953585bet that slut had them in her bag
>>482953553oh its C U M M I N G
>>482953272she thicc tho
>>482950905Whom?
>>482953843>>482953291I'm listening, what have you seen that makes you believe it will be cat 1 when it hits land?
>>482953585man, thats one small condom....am i right boys?
>>482952788From the storm? 30-60From the flooding? thousands
>>482953940who the fuck was talking to you faggot...lol just because you buttbuddy started talking shit doesn't give you an invitation to jump in the discourse you tay sachs riddled kike
>>482953937looks familiar, randos rescued from ian maybe?
Situation report: I have just taken the fattest most satisfying shit of my life.How copy?
>>482953940lol r/eddit kike really thinks /pol gives a fuck about proving anything to dysgenic wastes of oxygen like yourself...look @ what i posted earlier faggot, i'm not repeating myself for some trooned out israeli fangirl
>>482954068>i've got nothingalright, I guess it's still cat 4 then
>>482950637Nigger
>>482953312>nobody can ever tell me if those blocks are filled with concrete and rebarNo point in doing it. There is just air inside them.>>482953487>I suspect because it has concrete corner posts and a concrete header running around the top of the first floor that those blocks are NOT filledYou are correct.>which makes that home a thrid world shitholeBut why?
Think of the fish!
>>482952585I'm in Dalton, bro. Hoping the foothils give us a little shielding. Good luck and fuck all these doomsayer faggots.
Alachua experiences power fluctuations.
>>482953272
