>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 60 - 80 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482953154LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pkSpecial Requests:BAKERBAKER PLEASEPLEASE PUT THIS IN BAKER I WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL PUT MY SHITTILY WRITTEN FAG SHIT IN PLEASE BAKER YOU ARE GOD BAKER YOU MADE A THREAD ON 4CHAN ONLY A SELECT FEW CAN DO THIS PLEASSSEE NOTICE ME AND PUT IT IN SO I CAN FEEL PART OF IT PLEASE HELP ME FEEL LIKE MY LIFE MEANT SOMETHING TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON
thanks, mr. baker <3
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU RETARDED ASS NIGGER BAKER WINDS ARE 140MPH UPDATE YOUR BAKE FAGGOT
im gay
First for alien hurricane sex
ETA?
>>482955610THE WAFFLE HOUSES ARE CLOSED AND BOARDED UP. I REPEAT: THE WAFFLE HOUSES ARE CLOSED AND BOARDED UP! THE WAFFLE HOUSES ARE CLOSED AND BOARDED UP. I REPEAT: THE WAFFLE HOUSES ARE CLOSED AND BOARDED UP!
Once again nothing happens
>>482955610938>938938>938
>>48295579715 minutes
>>48295579740 minutes
Thread theme:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o
thanks baker!
>>482955610Pfft like a little wind and rain ever hurt anyone >Help! My hair is messed up and damp!Fucking retards.
REMEMBER IGNORE THE NOTHINGBURGER SHILLSGIVE THE HURRICANE YOUR ENERGY\o/
This time around the internet is better than ever before. Very little problems with these streams compared to how terrible it's been in previous years.
>>482955610>north of Atlanta>wife called, got stuck downtown late working with her boss on a project and has to hunker down in a hotel nearbyComfy night for football bros. Munching on some za, who else cracking a beer?
this whores 150
>>482955797tumor weeks
>>482955854\o/
>>482955610CAT 490 miles from Tallahassee Pressure still dropping It's over
It won’t make it to cat 5
>>482955833>>4829558322 more rotations
Rolling for cat 5
Nothing ever happens.
>>482955836Prefer this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZE1Fh1AgWQ
stream?
>>482955610Is the McDonald's still okay???
>>482955768oh shit kek
>>482955816wow cool boomerang
So let me get this straight>Cowbois blowin' out Yankees>ATL getting BTFO by a winter storm>Florida doesn't even give a fuck even though their season is JOEverLFMAO based timeline
>>482955854AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\o/\o/\o/
>>482955816Its got to be cat 5 by now was 4 mph away almost an hr ago. model saying 180 mph winds at 5000 ft we are already cat 5 it is absolutely catastrophic winds total destruction very bad
>>482955914No it's the Gulf.
>>482955914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agkeI4-6kuYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk
>>482955876She's currently getting pumped by her boss.
>>482955816The final push to category TND.
>938jesus
whats the best stream rn
>>482955908Go in a tent and make your own happening.
>>482955971thanks xo
Glad I don’t have to deal with cleaning this shit up
>>482955908It's happening right now though. There is a hurricane.
>>482955854AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
MASSIVE power flash and power outage a few seconds agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agkeI4-6kuY
lmao 5k ft' 180mph. based
938 MILLIBARS AND FALLING AMOST 180 MPH WINDS SHES KICKING
ST. PETERSBURG EXPLODING!!!https://x.com/fastnewsnet/status/1839482588592840952https://x.com/fastnewsnet/status/1839482588592840952https://x.com/fastnewsnet/status/1839482588592840952
glad somebody caught this
Atlanta is going to be fucked confirmed.
>>482955876Cuckbros getting smol victories?
Who's this semen demon on Sneed Timmer's stream???
>>482955610this entire hurricane is fake and gay, im in crystal river and we haven't even had a 50knot gust yet and the bad part of the storm has already landed
>>482955854YEEEEEEESLANDFALL SOON
did google get hacked? They keep sending me shit like every 10 seconds.
Lights out on Freddy stream.
>>482956023kino
>>482955876>wife called, got stuck downtown late working with her boss on a project and has to hunker down in a hotel nearbyI'm sorry to tell you but your wife is cheating in you.
>>482956089Go swim with the manatees if it's so nice out faggot.
>>482955876kekcongrats on becoming a cuck I suppose
>>482955610>she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPHbaker you're so bad at thisit's been 140mph for almost an hour. it's been 130 for 3 hours
>>482955876>North of atlanta >tell secretary to call her husband and say that she's stuck and needs to stay over night>eat a pub sub while plapping my slam pig secretary Comfy night for for a storm bros.
Are drive ins still open in this storm?
>>482956040nothingburger, jax is fine
I heard that a sign fell on a car and killed somebody in ybor City press f to pay respects
>>482955945the gov is incentivized to NOT upgrade storms to CAT5 on paper to prevent a panicthey do this every time
last of the hog footage :(
>>482956040Nice>>482955854Wipe it all clean!
>>482956031>>482956037It's over
>>482955812uh oh, this is fucking serious
>>482956070Kek
>>482955816May get to 930
>>482956168what is her name anon. I need to study her.
Portland Andy is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDuGKT3rqs
>>482956168What's her @?
>>482956205https://msha.ke/carbonfibercutie
SHECANGOLOWERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>482956133How long has it been stuck at 120mph? 2 days? 3 days?
REMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER
Jeff says possible cat 5
am i gonna die
>>482956266yes lol too bad buddy
Jeff's stream is boring as fuck compared to any other.Go and chase the storm properly like all other madlads you pussy.
>>482956168Classy
>>482956168Bros... she has my dick thrashing around like a racing greyhound in a cage waiting for the starting pistol...
>>482955610>>482955746>She>HerOp kill yourself, this is entire unreadable
>>482956040Project blue beaners
>>482955971you gotta be shitting me
>transformer glitching out>air raid sirens>lightning>storm gustsyeah I thinking this is KINO
HOLY FUCK SHE'S ACTUALLY AT 938 MB!
>>482956291>yes lol too bad buddy
>>482956040Who cares. I've seen like 10 xfmers blow up there without a storm. Duke does shit engineering on them.
>>482956266Digits confirmed. Instead your mother will die in her sleep.
>>482956040Meh. No big effects in my area of St Pete so far. But still hoping for le epic path of destruction, and that one nigger who thought he'd stream it from a tent to die horribly even though he'll just end up shacking in a motel at worst.
>>482956311zoomer idiot
Seems like Tallahasse is getting rocked right now, wonder how strong the gusts are there.
hurricane ian was stronger
>>482956168Imagine the progeny
>>482956378not strong, JAX is strong
ITS OFFICIAL CATEGORY 5 MONSTER CONFIRMED>ITS OFFICIAL CATEGORY 5 MONSTER CONFIRMEDITS OFFICIAL CATEGORY 5 MONSTER CONFIRMED>ITS OFFICIAL CATEGORY 5 MONSTER CONFIRMEDITS OFFICIAL CATEGORY 5 MONSTER CONFIRMED
Is this going to affect North Carolina? I really don't want to go to work tomorrow.
MY QUEEN HELENEGO LOWERGROW STRONGER
>>482956334Which one has the sirens?
>Beach>Ham is on scene!
Thicc
>>482956404>>482956404>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER
Florida's not going to take the worst from this one. Georgia and NC are with flooding.
>>482956266At least you got to live.F
>>482956251you just know
>>482956159Of course they are. Americans will serve burgers during a nuclear strike.
>>482956292Curfew in Perry
no idea where this is from
>>482956042That's some final destination type death.
>>482956378Like 30mph lmao my power hasn't even gone out yet
>>482956412Reed or Brandon
>>482956429This. It's a fast moving storm.
>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGERREMINDER:>IF JAX DOESN'T GET HIT, IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER
>>482956426SHES GOING ALL THE WAY TO ATLANTA NIGGER
>>482956441shit, probably after too
>>482956164Hopefully it was a non white I mean it is Ybor city
>>482956331Do algorithms only advertise pointing jaks?
>>482956406The mountains are screwed
>>482956497USA USA USA
how long has the windspeed been at 140 mpg? 3 days? 4?
>>482956441>Americans will serve burgers during a nuclear strike
>>482956534Boones creek would be great if it got wiped out.
>>482956473That's why it looks fucked on radar. It's being pulled to the north. Hurricanes are ALWAYS pulled by surrounding weather systems.
She's going down!
>>482955893What does low pressure mean in a hurricane?
>>482955610Damn Ryan Y’all with 170,000 viewers. Goated weather bro breaking records
>>482956521The emoji face adds 5k views off the rip
>>482956464ah guess its not there, pictures were projections it seems I sawbe sure to piss in the wind for me anon and stay comfy
>>482956483so? Jacksonville won't get touched
>>482956563>140 mpgGoddamn leaf, thats one hell of a car.
https://www.youtube.com/live/o3ny8jJu4fQ?feature=shared
>>482955610What’s everyone’s drink of choice for the cane tonight and tomorrow? Bonus points for GA/FL brews/sprites.
Where are the streams from Tallahassee?
Misery map gonna be HUGE tmr . Anybodys whos taking a plane will have delays
>Jacksonville still fineExplain this. How can we be THIS based?!
>>482956606The lower the pressure, the more powerful it is
>>482956534That's got fucking giant flood written all over it
>>482956600did they died?
>>482956600What a waste of steel, Jesus. Stupid fucking government.
>>482956638My wife loves the Chance IPA from wild leaf.
>>482956606Strengthening
Based hurricane hunters are going turbo mode to get one last reading before landfall
YET JAX STILL STANDS STRONG
>>482955854> \o/what mean?
>>482955610Wtf? Nothing is really going on. Some rain and a little wind is all I'm seeing. Where is this happening /ahsg/ has been going on about for days? Is it still happening?
>>482956606Air favors low pressure zones.so high pressure air flow to low areas. The winds get higher as it gets lower as more air tries to get there.
>>482956168That fatassed thing is wearing a thong.There is no god.
>Nothing happening in JacksonvilleYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN. NOTHING BURGER.
>>482956614He's like the #1 source of severe weather coverage in the world these days.Because no ads.
>>482956614From selling vapes to hobby meteorological millionaire.
>>482956638Diet Blueberry Arizona Iced Tea and Vodka on ice with a splash of Diet Dr. Pepper
>>482956730lurk moar
>>482956730Praise
>>482956779>Nothing happening in JacksonvilleYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN. NOTHING BURGER.
Roll for last minute CAT 5
Can anyone find live feeds around Tallahassee? Massive amounts of lightning there now. 6000+ strikes per hr right on that northwest edge of the eywall.
>>4829558545
>>482956774Weather Daddy I kneel
>>482955876I felt compelled to save this absolutely perfect shitpost for the future of /AHSG/ does not matter if it's real or not. 1pbtid, implied immasculation, bully replies, pepe jpeg. It's perfect.
Perry looks like ground zero for the eye.
938 MILLIBARS
>>482956776He summoned Something for Sure
Rolling for a flooding induced race war
Jeff is basically saying this is gonna be a total disaster
FROGBROS
>>482956638Peppermint tea.
>>482956827Jeff's apparently near Tallahassee
>officially a cat 4It's over. Pack it up. Maybe next year.
clearwater beach
>>482956727>>482956757Even hurricanes fear JAX. Don't fuck with Jacksonville, there's a good reason Florida uses it as a gatehouse for interstate travelers.
>>482956669Read this
Reminder Ryan Hall Yall's chief meteorologist is a homosexual furry be advised total weirdo mr beast tier weirdness.
https://www.youtube.com/live/iqXtGsHYmcc?feature=shared
>>482956441>Americans will serve burgers during a nuclear strike.
>>482956606>>482956662"Pressure" specifically means atmospheric pressure in the eye of the storm, near sea level
I live in Locust Grove, Georgia. How fucked am I? Not an expert in hurricanes.
>>482956696Chance is solid. I’ve had very few beers from Wild Leap that I did not care for. Very surprised with the Oktoberfest brew; these are always hit or miss and this one hits nicely. You and the wife stay safe, fren
i dunno why but every time i watch these hurricane streams i always feel the urge to get pregnant. hormones are fucking weird
It's touched ground
>>482956617No, its here, its just a weak bitchIf it werent for noaa yapping is call this a tropical storm, cat 1 at best
SUICIDAL FROG
FROG ON REED'S STREAMIS KEK WITH US?
Somebody post Jeff's feet.
>>482956886Here's Jeff's stream for reference he's wigging out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKg3E-_4ds
looks kind of like bullshit
>has cameras in the strong part of the hurricane>doesn't show themis ryan hall retarded?
frog chasing, lmao
is southern WV safe from flooding? we get really bad flooding typically in some parts, didnt think we would feel that much from hurricane though
>>482956900Take that scientology.
It's breezy as hell here in Brevard BTW.The storm definitely has power, thankfully it's moving fast into GA.
>>482956638milk, then maybe rum. definitely water.
>>482956948CUT THE FEEED
>This woman stayed despite evac orders, her house is flooded up to the 2nd floor and SHE’S RUNNING A GENERATOR INSIDE!
>>482956534I need to head to the smokies and do a stream like that nigger
>>482956445looks like china to me you fucking retard
>>482956375The storm isnt a female you fucking faggot larper Nobody ever refers to a fucking weather condition as a genderKys
>>482957013>>Nothing happening in Jacksonville>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN. NOTHING BURGER.>>482957010>Nothing happening in JacksonvilleYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN. NOTHING BURGER.
>>482956941Quit looking at my penis.
>>482956909Yes yes we know how livestreaming works.
>>482956909>Ryan Hall Yall's chief meteorologist is a homosexual furryLeast surprising thing I've read today
>>482956638Baja blast and coffee later.
NOOO FROGGIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>482956935You are a man
GUYS PLEASE TELL ME IF I AM FUCKED IF I LIVE IN LOCUST GROVE GEORGIA
>>482956977wtf are you talking about its an absolute bulldozer of a storm we need prayers for these people
>>482957010Tell her to turn off the generator.
>not supposed to be hit till after midnight >already sleepy
>>482956977Desu as long as GA and NC get fucked up the ass from flooding, that's all that matters.
Bump
>>482956935Ywmbaw
>>482957075who cares? jax didn't get hit
>>482956935Tits naoww or gtfo
>>482955904>Rolling for cat 5cat 5 tendiecane
>UNDER PRESSURE
>>482955782write it on your leg in permanent marker
>>482956909>autistic person is autistic stop the presses
Don't worry guys, I have it on authority from a VERY reliable source that the frog lived happily ever after.
It’s spawning tornadoes already
>>482956980his best friend is a furry faggot im not even joking so yeah hes retarded thats why he gives off a bad vibe sometimes
>>482956909Who cares? I've been on 4chan since 2004, you think I give a shit?Check the timestamp of this pic.
>>482957097you will might be a woman
>>482957065>>482957097Seethe, manchildren.
>>482957100No one cares about JacksonNiggerSpicVille. What about Locust Grove!?
>>482957145>>482957134Okay? But JAXX is fine
>>482956168Her unconscious body floats up to your doorstep, What are you doing bros?
How fucked is Perry
>it's just a cat 1!!!
>>482957010>>482957089>about to die >post it on tiktok with generator runningdont intervene with nature
>>482957145Exceptional, you love to see it.
Nothing will be left of Alligator point...
>charged up the 'eck in case the power went out>it stayed onnothing burger
yoooooo this nigga bout to diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKg3E-_4ds>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKg3E-_4dshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKg3E-_4ds
>>482956042>glad somebody caught thissaddly that didn't land on the pigs
>>482957162I've been here since 1999 newfag
>>482957168Post your tits then, cunt. You know the rules
>>482956042who died? the cop?
>>482956988The hollers are fucked bro
>>482957194Get the jannies to clean it up (they do it for free)
>>482957168Men can't get pregnant you stupid faggot
>>482957153he's a grifter funding hrt for his discord full of furries
If I drink enough the storm will go away
>>482957194Awkwardly asking if she's alright while she floats on by.
>ABLUBLUBLU I HEAR THE ROARmeanwhile in jax: (fine)
>>482956926Are you the reason I always catch IP bans for pedo furry shit?
>>482957263Car got crushed by the sign
>>482957040It is to be expected
>>482957240Were you here during Ryan Hall's stream of the 1999 Moore twister? I WAS. Take that.
HOW FUCKED IS LOCUST GROVE TELL ME NOW!!!
random fire somewhere in tampa
>>482957339I kneel
>>482956935Tits or gtfo.
>>482957296hes a faggot the mr beast of storm chasing why do these fags always get so popular? probably because youtube gives them gibs. i remember his early streams he's always been mediocre at best.
>>48295693510/10 bait bravo
>>482957010How old? Over 50, it's expected. She's just asking for it to be over because the wall was too much. It's one last glamour shot on the way out.
>>482957327wtf are you yapping about skibidi
>>482957237God speed to that beautiful retard
>>482957354All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
>>482957355>randomSo its already started. KINO
>>482957237What's the point of livestreaming a screen? He could have done that from home.
>>482957355The fire rises...
Ryan Hall has a harem of twink analysts
>>482957355Oh no anything but tampa niggerinos
>>482957355>tons of water>florida goes on fire
Keks are spawning
>>482955894Digits say it do
>>482957354jax is fine
FROGGIESTHE FROGS THRIVE IN THE HURRICANES
Froggies mentioned
850 here. Nothing happening.
FROG BROS....
>>482957444Chkd n keked
climate change my ass
EARLY BAKEEARLY BAKEEARLY BAKE>>482957400>>482957400>>482957400
>>482957355Niggers have something to do with this.
>>482957444 checked Feels Like NXVM
>>482957518>>482957489>>482957484>>482957469Jax here, nothing going on.
>>482957457We like making things out of quicklime
>>482957518It went from a trop storm to Cat 4 in 24 hours.
>>482957444yep hes a faggot just like mr beast. ryan hall and mr beast are lowkey faggots but if you go to their discords then you begin to understand whats really going on.
Reed crew found the froggies
>>482957461Fuck you faggot. Your pussy ass city isn't even getting hit, even though it's filled with niggers.Locust Grove > Niggerville
>>482957466>>482957469>>482957489They mate during these things. Water everywhere, easy for dropping eggs.
15-20 feet storm surge
>>482957540really should have recycled the one that was already up...
tfw no friends to stormchase with :(
>>482957591Nuke Henry county desu
This is what we get for arresting Diddy. Now I gotta go days without power. Fuck you white boys
>>482957616i dont know why the fuck we get thread split every time it's go time.
>>482957573Won't be impressed until Cat 3+s regularly start hitting NYC and Orleans is perpetually underwater
>>482957665HENRY COUNTY IS THE LAST BASTION OF WHITE POWER IN METRO ATLANTA, WHY WONT THE JEWS STOP!?
>>482957689did diddy didledid diddy diddle that dayif diddy didnt diddleyou dont have to sell your fiddleyou can still go to dr dre
Living in Florida seems fun since there's yearly hurricanes. Life is a party in Florida.
>>482957707newfriends dont understand imageboard etiquette
Another nothing burger I hate this timeline
>>482957635Just move to Florida and look for schizos, it can't be that hard
Power just came back on for me in Tampa. We are so back
>>482957597If you only knew how bad things really are.
landfall literally in the most uninhabited part of the coast, kek
>>482957782inb4 passing winds knock down a power line
>>482957844I'm starting to think hurricanes are fake and gay
>>482956168Gross.
>>482957770yeah well i guess we have to let the other one die. so some kike can post about coffee or some shit
>>482957782Boooooo
>wetsuit>sealed eye protection>hard hatparty time
>>482957905It’s almost as if they aren’t getting more frequent and powerful like Al gore said
>>482955812IT'S REALA WAFFLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>482955876This is pasta originally posted by a leaf isnt it?
>>482957993ree tardler is probably gonna die on stream, it's fine fren.
>>482958090ye
>>482958036this guy kinda reminds me of mike smalls jr
>>482958189george flood?
>>482958189*george fled
>>482956042oh shit, I didn't notice the crumpled black car at first.
>>482957616bake next time then faggot I am tired
>>482956534Once in a lifetime rafting opportunities. Crazy MFers with kayaks all week long amongst the chaos of downed trees flooding, and rock slides. Stay safe!
>>482958354that sounds like a death sentence for retards and is way less safe than stormchasing.
>>482958058Al Gore is pretty cool he created the internet
>>482957023Fucking pronoun police up in hereWHOOP WHOOP>Arr, she's a blowin'
>>482957023you are a zoomer
Town of Perry, in Taylor County Florida gets the prize. Helene will make landfall here in 20 minutes.
recycle this one?>>>482955685
good luck perryfags
