>Quick RundownHelene has exploded into a category 4 monster, now only ~2 hours from landfall in the bend, bringing 20 - 30ft storm surge. Max sustained winds have reached 140mph and she still has room to strengthen. Deaths already being reported in FL, tornados are spawning like Indians, and Georgia could very well experience CAT2 strength as the storm moves inland. Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482954207LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYg [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RM [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk [Embed]
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ignore this one. we at: >>482955610>>482955610>>482955610
>>482955685On a scale of 0 to 10 how fucked is this shit?
Enough with the wind speed bullshit.Helene will be a good test of my 21st century hurricane intensity scale for retards.TS: <= 985 mbarCat 1: <= 970 mbarCat 2: <= 955 mbarCat 3: <= 940 mbarCat 4: <= 920 mbarCat 5: <= 900 mbar
test
>>482955685total retard here, what is AHSG?
Fucking called itTurning right into the armpit at the last hour, missing tallahassee
>>482956045Tallahassee is done for.
>>482956381gross bro go post that shit somewhere else europoor
>>482956186>AHSGit's slang for canada sucks and we wish hurricanes were the killing canadians
i dunno why but every time i watch these hurricane streams i always feel the urge to get pregnant. hormones are fucking weird.
here we fuckin go loleveryone watching these tards?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk
>>482955685>storm slowing>barely a cat 4 nownothing ever happenshow disappointing
>>482956186>total retard here, what is AHSG?Atlantic Hurricane Season, General
>>482956515>still intensifying >high 4>probably a 5you're a fagggot
the official thread is here: >>482955610>>482955610>>482955610
Ware County, where you at bro? You're gonna have a late night
here is the most recent ISS view. theres going to be massive destruction once those tendies landfall
>>482956984
Will this affect my trip to Florida on Sunday anons? I'm going to Miami.
any linemen on here? I keep seeing memes that promiscuous women thirst over them like any tradesman that provides a service (plumber, milkman). Job actually seems pretty cool though, how do I become a lineman?
>>482959050no
>>482959050welcome to miami
>>482956373Good. Tallahassee is a shithole like most southern state capitals.
perry
BASED OURGUY MAX VELOCITY DOESN'T SUCK PENIS LIKE RYAN HALL AND HIS HAREM OF FUCKBOYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
feelin gud frens. Long live /AHSG/. fuck nothingburger faggots
bump for old new bake
>HANG ON CHAT, WE'RE ABOUT TO GET INSANE!... *light wind*
>>482960396shut up nothingburger schizo
>>482955685TFDSwamp people must drown
>>482960429It's nothing. Reed has his helmet on.
Whats the Surge
this shit was nothing compared to ian. I remember seeing palm trees going fucking horizontal and water flooding above stop signs. dont see any of that on any of the cameras.
>>482956511It's enough for any debris too hit him at those speeds and he's dead on the spot.
>>482960396Tallahassee is where it's all going down. Anybody outside of it isn't getting much
Connor is based
we need a good baker
just ate a bunch of goulash and spinach and im absolutely shredding ass
>>482960470"Now this is storm-chasing!"
That guy in Reed's stream looks like me during Hurricane Jeanne in 2005 out front my house, but without the gay helmet.
gets and an incel tree snaps and kills this fag
>>482960500none of the storm chasers are anywhere near the coast
>>482960492a gorrilion meters high, and wide will drown fifty trillion people by landfal.
pretty
>No surge>Standing in eye wall winds>Street lights still poweredCat 4 my ass
>>482960572its like watching a snuff film it could literally happen at any second these guys are retards
Die strangers in a distant part of the country, DIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JJ-3yywtzo
>>482960514true
cozy
>>482960470thread is filling up so slowly now.. nothing burger? also who is that annoying yelling woman ''W's in the chat for the blackout.'' and keeps yelling about 40k or something viewers.
>>482955685This is not a fucking cat4.
gayest fucking hurricane ever
is Florida cursed or something?
https://x.com/BabyPandaDog/status/1839498190531224049
>>482960615cool it with the anti-Floridian remarks.
>>482960598Spoopy kino.
Tallahassee here, actual wind has now picked up
>>482956045About a 1 or a 2. Depending on who you ask, that’s either good news or bad news
>>482960678If Israel is the holy land, Florida is the unholy land
best stream? jlr and the boomers are getting old
>>482960736PERRYTALLAHASSEE IN DANGER OF THE STORM
>>482960683so.. a thunderstorm?
>me watching burgers die eating preserved fish and cheese
the "write your names on your arm if you dont obey mandatory evacs" people must feel retarded
Coming ashore. Only showing 65mph gusts a few miles inland.
>Twink in helmet & goggles>cameraman rawdogging it in shorts
whats the best stream?
>meterologist were calling THIS the biggest storm to hit the region everembarrassing
>>482960514yes thats why im watching. fully unironically expecting a death.
>>482960794You’re an idiot. It just started. The surge is still to come.
>>482960826reedster
>>482960806Buoy anon was right
Sup we watching anything?
>>482955685>tornados are spawning like IndiansKeKek
>>482960783its super cereal okay?!heres valdosta>>482960794probably the same people that fell for kony 2012
>>482960806based vfr chart background anon.
>>482960794less trump supporters there now, closer to Kamala win
>>482960826BASED OURGUY MAX VELOCITY DOESN'T SUCK PENIS LIKE RYAN HALL AND HIS HAREM OF FUCKBOYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
Pick your Livestreamer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqXtGsHYmcchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9ReFHDigwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa_dXQTcfBE
Why the fuck is there a big ass hurricane in nearly October
>>482960826Reed/Connor
Did it go down a category or something? Seems kinda weak. 850 here
>>482960831Yeah. CLIMATE CHANGE!Michael makes this thing look like a joke. Irma too.
Did Reed just drive off without them?
>>482960790WE DIE FREEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit Tallahassee under 50 feet of water WTF
>>482960900Army fucks with the weather
>>482955685
>>482960900systemic racism.
>>482960900because you touch yourself at night
>>482960900We had a really hot summer
people overestimate hurricanes.having been through about a dozen serious ones, they're really not that bad. usually the worst thing is power outages for a few days-couple weeks.katrina was an outlier because new orleans is below sea level and their engineering was retarded.
Connor down
tallahassee cam?
>>482960678Cursed with a fun time.
this is the most nothing to have ever burgered
>>482960900trump
>>482960900
>>48296097410/10 post
>>482960877so he just sits in his apartment with pink lights on and he calls himself "max velocity"? jesus christ the internet is completely pozzed.
TORNADO IN SOUTH CAROLINA
>>482960857Yup. They fucking lied.
>>482960953No we didn't.1996 was a really hot summer.
cant believe people evacuated for a fucking thunderstorm
IM GETTING WET
>>482960900Checked. Hurricane season runs all the way through November.
TORNADO
Comfy Wind Streamers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqXtGsHYmcc
>>482960959>katrina was an outlierIvan was pretty bad, so were the Houston ones
>>482961062dilate
THE BUSHES ARE BARELY EVEN FUCKING MOVING
Jesus this dude Ryan Hall has almost 200k live watchers on YouTube. That's primetime tv viewership
>>482960900Just is.>>482960925This but Atlanta.
>>482961033ITS COMING
>>482961089Hurricane Ian
bros, should i move to Louisiana or will something like this take me out?
>>482961085you know what I never understood about this scene? Who the fuck eats basta on a boat in the ocean?
KFPY 270255Z AUTO 08043G66KT 3/4SM +RA 25/24 A2832 RMK AO2 LTG DSNT SE AND S P0152 60227 T02500241Getting a little more spicy - up to 76mph in Perry. 5min ago.
>>482960900>hurricane in October
>>482960974
>>482961032You're not even half velocity.
>>482961118It's all staged
I got work in 6 hours why am I still watching this nothingburger
>>482961120comped sushi
>>482960900Hurricane season ends like after Thanksgiving, bud.
>>482961091if a trannie was to dialate on the balcony in the wind and it pushed were they fucked by helene?
>>482961158Fren, I would avoid coming to the states.
>>482961158Louisiana is a higher difficulty American state, I wouldn't recommend it for a beginner
>>482961118Quiet you.
This looks like fun.
NWS fucking the warning system up.BIDEN'S AMERICAShaniqua and Ranjeet at the helm.
when does huricane season start?
Why do they do this?
>>482961158I spent 3 months in Louisiana in the summer when I was in the army.It's 100 degrees at 100% humidity every day. You walk outside and just die.
Alright m'goyim, I'm going to bed. Somebody else will have to make and post shitty webms for the rest of the night.
>>482961158The most dangerous part of a Hurricane is the stormsurge, as long as you don't live in an Area where you can get live threatening stormsurge, you will be fine. Other than living in the state of Louisiana, you'll be fine.
>>482961085one of those dudes about to get cut in half
>>482961085I hope they know what they're in for. A cat 4 hurricane is no joke.
>>482961196BASED OURGUY MAX VELOCITY DOESN'T SUCK PENIS LIKE RYAN HALL AND HIS HAREM OF FUCKBOYShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
>>482961158Yes if we're lucky.
>>482961230Rolling for rusty metal door
>>482956045Normal Australian rainstorm. Just checked the live stream.... Americans seriously got all scared over this?! What do you expect when you live on the Tropic of Cancer.
>>482960900Warm water + cooler air = stronger storm because higher delta-T = higher energy transfer. Derp.
>Tornado in Cosby
>>482961158Dont listen to other anon. They love Brits in LA and make sure to tell them every time you can.
>>482961026Hello darkness my old fren
Landfall on dickhole?
>>482961289I don't really like him. Too grifty.
look at this fake ass overdramatic posing lmfao
do we have a good based baker excited to bake?
what goes on in the eye of a hurricane?
>>482961286They are clearly experts
>>482960857>>482961034This. Someone should fuck up NOAA over this. The people that died were in traffic trying to evacuate.
>>482961395Temporary portals to Agartha
>>482961313You wait until the niggers in Macon and Atlanta go without power for a week.
>>482961395windsex
Fuck Tampa.
>>482961395that's where they make publix chicken strip sandwiches anon come on you should know this
>>482961402
>>482955685We'll be back here soon enough
>>482961258Because they're men with red hot blood pumping through their veins. tits or gtfo, bitch
>>482961289so i can go in chat and shout out /ahsg/ on 4chan?
>>482961395Two days before the day after tomorrow
>>482961385I've stood in winds like these several times, that isn't dramatic, it's called not getting blown over by rogue gusts.
how the fuck does anyone die in a hurricane it's literally just a thunderstorm are they obese?
BIDEN'S OPEN BORDERS LET A HURRICANE ENTER THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY!
Get your Canoes out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvc
>>482955685>missing the first /bad
>>482961464That's what I wanted but sadly the pussy hurricane drifted away.
130mph winds
https://youtu.be/vMCr4Edj_bounreal stream
>>482961395Aliens and Jewish child sacrifices.
>>482961395It's where the jews rape kids
>>482961501apparently it's mostly car accidents
The Uzumaki ads are getting pretty aggressive by now
>>482961501The obese float it's usually retards who don't get out of the way
>warnings went awayIT'S OVER. What a nothingburger!
>>482961464Sorry but Tampa wins again I'm afraid. Enjoy watching this nothing burger hit sparsely populated nowheresville.
>>482960925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ArjFLCY-Do
>>482956045Half of Tallahassee and Tampa won't exist by sunrise.
>>482961395Well if it was Ryan Hall and all of his friends then they would probably all dress up as stuffed animals and have sex with each other.
>>482961472TTD continues.
>>482961501Probably due to tornado force winds toppling trees into your house, or being caught in 20 ft storm surge
>>482961531>literally in the same fucking parking lot as all the other chasersUNREAL STREAM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYgWhy is this guy trying so hard to mimic Obamas speech patterns? Uhhh mmm uhhhh and like I said uhhhh ummm it’s going up uhhhh uhhh a foot uhhhhh or more
>>482961531This is the truck next to them:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqXtGsHYmcc
>>482961158I live in Louisiana and would not suggest it unless you are already rich and finished school, plan to have no family, and just want to eat all day and night. Also listen to some zydeco music and decide if you want that to be your soundtrack for the rest of your life
cant believe i stayed up for this embarassing shit literally just a windy thunderstorm ian was way cooler
>>482960959Its the thing of for every 2 dozen nothingburgers that only manage to kill some thirdies in haiti there's one monster that actually destroys entire towns for decades so they fear monger to get the same money they got from those monstersAin't no michael or ivan, its another idalia>muh near cat 5 right before landfall turns into the middle of nowhere, loses all strength instantly, and the only thing that happens is linemen get overtime
>>482961581You’re obsessed lmao
>>482961535People trying to evacuate because NOAA scared the shit out of everyone with blatant lies.
>>482961486Imma let you in on a secret bro. You can literally do anything. Anything.
>>482961158why the fuck should you be allowed to come to america when european americans arent allowed easy immigration to europe. you're no different than a venezuelan or haitian to us
>>482955685The main threat is this actually. A potential historic flood scenario that could kill hundreds or thousands
>>482961617kek
>>482961543Cofirmed pedo Spiral . Lets molok some Kids to the Air demon
>>482961650he's ourguy so i won't get banned right?
>>482961594>tornado force windsbro the FUCKING BUSHES AREN'T EVEN MOVING the fucking PALM TREES ARE ALL STANDING PERFECTLY STRAIGHT UP this is the gayest thing ive seen. tornadoes literally rip houses out of their foundation and toss them hundreds of feet in the air.
>>482961644You can keep posting the same shit all night but it won’t make it true
>>482961651aw fuck you got me
>>482961543naruhoe
>>482961581>projectingWe don't care about your nightly activities faggot
>>482961656Based
lol radars are going down. They can't even track tornadoes. This shit is just starting too.
>>482961638They've been in every fucking thread and won't STFU about it. Like anyone gives a shit right now, we all have multiple streams going.
>>482961651>>482961656Called that one pretty accurately tbdesu
>>482961656Based racist my dude lemme get you a beer and we can talk about the jews
>>482961213but i need a cheap mid century modern house and a southern belle gf
>>482961579Nothing of value will be losthttps://youtu.be/BK7P4Sgomtw?si=M8AwwYavy8sMkvLl
>>482961638Y'all swallow enough cum over there ?
>>482961442They will get used to it. They have gone 300+ years without any power.
>>482961687NIGGER I CANNOT PROTECT YOU FROM THIS WORLD
>>482955685HURRICANES AREN'T REALI'VE BEEN HIT BY MULTIPLE CATEGORY 5 HURRICANES IN FLORIDA AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENSALL THEY DO IS TURN OFF THE POWER GRID AND SHOW FAKE DESTRUCTION ON THE NEWSUNLESS YOU LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE YOUR HOMES WILL BE FINELEAVES AND BRANCHES ON THE STREET AREN'T REAL DAMAGEI'M A FLORIDA MAN YOU CAN TRUST ME
>>482961631Duh nobody knows what the destruction is until after the storm. What did you expect? Live fucking 360 videos of houses flooding? You go on tik tok too much in real life it's a bunch of shit going on in the darkness for a few hours
>>482961656Based, fuck bongs
>Jeff: the roof is peeling off this gas station>literally nothing happens
92mph - almost thru the eyewall
>>482961258I hope some flying debris takes them the fuck out on livestream.
>>482961594>tornado force winds
if youre in perry throw debris to spice up stream
>>482961752ok good luck with your social media marketing faggot
>>482960900>HAARP>Pine Gap>Dugway>Nellis>UTAH NSA data center>Diego Garcia>Thule>Tonopah>GCHQ Bude>Raven Rock>Naval Surface Warfare Center Crane Division - Indiana
>>482961731there are better southern state options
>>482961691Nothing on the ground measured anyone speed over cat2. Fucking kill yourself.
>>482960678burdened with hideous power
>>482961773I LITERALLY WATCHED IAN LIVE AND THAT SHIT WAS WAY COOLER I SAW PALM TREES GO HORIZONTAL AND STREETS FLOOD PAST STOP SIGNS THERE'S CAMERAS ALL OVER THE COAST AND NONE OF THEM SHOW ANYTHING COOL
Are they stuck there? completely flooded:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvc
>>482961689https://youtu.be/qDgtRFlaZT4?si=jdVkpD671T6JRR9VJust look at what hurricane Michael did
>>482960355what's that game?
>tiktoker who refused to evacuate is currently posting updates of her current situation.>House is already flooded>Doesn't have insurance>@theskylarsiegfried
Ryan Hall is one of us
>>482961788>77 degreesAt least the temperature is nice :)
>>482961884why wouldn't you have home insurance in florida?
>>482961834That shit also landed during the day you retard
>>482961884they do it for the attention and the money. they should be fined for this because they're already rich
OHMY HECKINGSCIENCEA FUCKING SHED ON THE ROADMILLIONS OF DOLLARSTHOUSANDS DEAD
>>482961581u must be 12 years old
>>482961908Melanin
>>482961902>Dew point of 90
>>482961878old school runescape
>>482961805140mph is a ef3 tornado
>>482961908they literally wont give it to you lol
>>482961908Desanctimonius eased up on restrictions for insurance adjusters. That means prices went up
>>482961501>drops 8 feet of water on your head, drowning you in your own home>closes every road by dropping trees and powerlines on them>has tornadic force winds across the area of an entire country ripping your roof off and sending projectiles crashing through your windowObviously this one is shit but the actual monsters are remembered for a reason, they can shut down civilization for months
>>482961934It's over
>>482961884rekt
>>482961805See this is my shit.Canes are boring compared to tornadoes.
>>482961934shed looks intact tho, good shed
>>482961884low iq cops made it illegal to leave your flooded house just die faggot
>>482961884Biden will build back better right?
>tfw I will never relive the high of watching Katrina in 2005
THE SHED HAS FLIPPEDI REPEATTHE SHED HAS FLIPPEDA MORBIDLY OBESE WOMAN DIED
>>482961442Have senpai in Dublin Macon Butts County. Mawmaw in Butts in a '69 single wide refused to leave. Very worried for this tough ol gal.
>>482961884>theskylarsiegfriedROFL DEAD WOMAN WALKINGhttps://www.tiktok.com/@theskylarsiegfried/video/7419083471663942955
>they die from gas inhalation insteadhilarious
All of these cameras and livestreams suck.
Straight up the Cheesecake
>>482961982ah now that's a storm
>>482961888
>>482961982Wow the car didn’t even move what a nothing burger
Can you imagine if these storm chasing retards we’re streaming during Katrina when the levees broke?
>>482961908Insurance companies fucking won't or just cancel on you USAA is one of the only insurance companies that doesn't just cancel all home insurance in florida
>>482961990Anon....
>>482961501What this >>482961594 anon said but also that multiple tornadoes will just spawn randomly inside of hurricanes and Florida doesn't have basements due to the bedrock being limestone, so you're only option once one of those comes is to run and you only get about 5-10 minutes warning before they start if you're lucky it even comes before. Had two happen today within 10 miles of me just within an hour of each other while I was at work. Aside from that, traffic accidents also spike because of all the debris as well as the people who don't give a shit about traffic laws and see it as a good excuse to use go mudding/drifting. t. floridaman
>>482962031death count has to be 6-8 by now
>>482961718Them and the "climate denial" falseflagger niggers are annoying as fuck
>>482961982People like you are responsible for the crime against humanity that is the pitch clock in baseball
>>482962017Shed is dead I REPEAT: SHED IS DEAD
>>482961884DEAD BODY CONFIRMED
>>482961651>>482961656checks out, carry on
>>482962017LOOK THE SHED HAS FLIPPED!THAT'S CRAZY. HOLD ON, WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS
>>482961258Because it's fun.
>>482961982what's scary as a floridanon watching these threads is that we are laughing and saying this is a nothingburger. But most of us will be alive when the next katrina happens. We'll probably be posting on here when the roof on our house gets opened like a can and our pc flies off. It's not likely at all but after so many years it'll happen
>>482961934It's a water shed moment in history.
>>482962009The storm is yet to reach Atlanta.There is still hope for a niggercaust.
im watching connor corff thsi sithe best right?fuck the faggot streamer filling half the video with his bullshit and not actually being out there
>>482962017>shedding/pol/ was right
>>482961990Someone say shed?
>>482962102That didn't work out for Logan Paul
>>482962121Carlos!
>>482961934Somebody say a shed?
>>482961908you can’t get it. no one provides house insurance in florida anymore except state ran citizens which is fucking retarded expensive. i’m glad i left that shithole state when all the boomers were getting fleeced in 2020 thinking the land of niggers spics and meth heads was le heckin based
it's already over lmfaohow the fuck does this cause hundreds of billions of dollars in damages in the USa fucking windy thunderstorm
>>482962102F
>>482962068If one blows into my yard believe me when I tell you that I’m keeping it.
>>482962089this is what happens when you don't paint your shed blue, FAFO
>>482962058It was kino seeing that nigger hive fill with water.
>>482962017NOTHING EVER HAPPENSTHAT SHED ISN'T REAL
>>482962156RIP blue shed
>>482962059Flood insurance is through FEMA
>>482962133>fuck the faggot streamer filling half the video with his bullshit and not actually being out thereWhere's your stream, faggot?
>>482962017Press F for shed.
>>482962048Here. Watch real power.https://youtu.be/SspJqjf5gyI?t=1774
SHED IN THE ROAD you cant make this shit up
So really, how EXTREME is this, anons? Keep in mind I grew up sippin’ dew while slamming cool ranch Doritos and playing Tony Hawk’s Pro skater so, you know, take that into consideration.
>>482961656my mom said I cant hang around internet racists. sorry anon but you need to leave this thread
>>482962199Truly one of the best /AHSG/ moments.
>>482962159>a white family based
>>482962102>tfw you drown your elderly neighbour for tiktok views
THEY ARE FUCKING WITH THE WEATHER!
these stupid retards not just clicking in their seatbelts so the alarm shuts up
>>482962174not over but essentially yeah. The eye is on the "disaster" area right now it won't get worst from here
>>482962159>white family>tradwife>owns homeYeah I'm thinking we're back
>>482962174>how the fuck does this cause hundreds of billions of dollarsHurricane sandy did as a cat 1 because yankees are weakOther hurricanes in the south do because they're legit cat 5s that would flood your entire province ten feet deep
>>482961982Now that.... That is a fucken microburst I can get behind. I want to see live streamers go into that shit, but they wont. Because live streamers are the worst of society. They can't do anything in life expect point a camera at themselves and talk shit.
>>482962244anon thats a pig
>>482962133if you enjoy watching a screeching zoomer hang out in a parking lot full of streamers and make everything about themself, yeah, you'll love it
the fuck how did this happen?are your houses made of paper?
someone please bake before you get hit by a shed
>>482962017Cool>>482962139kek
>>482962293that's a fence dumbass
>>482961255
>>482962324looks like the average american house to me
>>482962058That shit happened early in the morning though. It's like 9/11 , 9/11 was way worse because it happened during the day. If it happened at night, it would be way less noticeable how bad it really was, even if the towers still fell. A midnight cat 4 hurricane is different we don't know how bad it really is yet. Like with Hurricane Opal, it happened at night and destroyed everything, we didn't know how bad it was until the next day
>>482962293they don't build log cabins in the south syrup boy
it only just started getting windy in gainesville an hour agomy mom lives by MacDill AFB and water is coming up to the garage far from over. gulf coast is going to be fucked up tomorrow from flooding
>>482962290youre right id rather watch jeff stare at an ipad for 2 hours
>>482961990And it's free!
Landfall was made!
>>482961884here's video https://litter.catbox.moe/3ijzjy.mp4
>>482962293well in that case pretty much. That is a hollow vinyl plastic fence which is pretty popular in florida because it doesn't rot or degrade quickly like a wood fence. It is just flimsy plastic though so it's not very stable
okay this nothingburger isn't worth staying up to watch. i will have to work tomorrow cause this pussy "cat 4" didn't do jack.good night bros.
>>482962279That's a tornado.Reed Timmer drives into them for fun and money.
>>482962351Is Canadian housing so bad they see literal fences and think they are houses kek??
>482961888Wasted gets...
>>482962367track looks like a crack pipe
>>482961255SummerJuly-november
CAN ANY OF YOU NIGGERS BAKE A NICE THREAD
>>482962159BASED
>>482962377This was no cat4. NOAA fuckers flat out lied.
>>482962377Same. I'm out. A complete nothingburger snoozefest this was. Goodnight bros.
OH NO NOT THE FUCKING STACK OF GARBAGE AT THE TRACTOR SUPPLY STORE!!!THERE'S ANOTHER 100 BILLION DOLLARS
A MESOVORTEX JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>482962377The morning is when you'll see everything anyway. Most people aren't even in town in those areas so it's not like you're gonna see anything anyway
>>482962255Yes but not in this image.
Remember that the biggest damage comes from the absolute shitload of water this thing is dumping down.And niggers.
>>482962498lol at this cope. They lied. Accept it.
>>482962516>And niggers.this
>>482962159His wife looks like every other woman in Pike County. Apple looking linebacker.
>>482962451It was a cat 1 at most. My theory is Biden administration told them to tell everybody its a cat 4 to take the attention off of how retarded Kamala Harris is.
The damage in North Carolina Will unironically be worse
>>482962543Lied about what?
LANDFALL CONFIRMED CAT 4
this is almost suspiciously not a serious storm. I haven't seen any flooding past a foot or two at the coast or a lowland area. weird
>>482962478
come on, guys this is just embarrassing
>>482962362while he streams in 240p
>>482955685Nigger
>>482962578Cedar key was 7 feet, they always fuck up and ocer state surge.
>>482962576The storm being a category 4.
>>482962215
>>482962649nice
Mike's Weather Page is based
>>482962649
>cat 4>stiff breeze???????????????
>>482962649I love you fuckers so much <3
>>482962377checked.. look out for footage from georgia tomorrow, and the real catastrophe will be appalachia unfortunately
>>482962649anons, we have a fren who needs rescuing - move out!
No lookner no happening
i've realized now that all the damage comes from already broken garbage thats just waiting for a gust of wind to get it to move/break and hit stuff
>>482961982Hurricanes last for hours.
>>482960959Katrina was the outlier for many reasons. Terrible leadership and planning, bad outdated engineering, tech and forecasting not being what they are now, landfall being at such a perfect position that the western winds pushed Lake Ponchartrain back into the levees and overwhelmed hard. She was also not expected to RI as hard as she did. It was also the first time in a really long time a major city had been fucked by a hurricane in a very long time. Andrew did some damage to Miami but didn't really fuck the shit out of it like Katrina did NO.There probably won't be another Katrina for a good while simply because of the perfect storm of variables, the tech we have now that's only getting better, and the fact Katrina woke the rest of the hurricane prone areas the fuck up and made them really up their preparedness and engineering so they don't suffer the same fate.
Reed Faggot & crew say it was maybe 100 mph category 1 95 mph winds confirmed we were lied to
>>482962690The storm surge and flooding is the killer.
US government says this is a cat-4.They can't even tell the truth about storms.
>>482962566https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographicBelievable
>>482962159Based, the court has spoken. Also hnnngg that wife. >>482962565That woman looks 10/10 to me.
>>482962017RIP
>>482962649Pickup is on the way, hold tight Fren.
>>482962516Nah, the real damage is its too damn windy for me to sleep, palm tree keeps slapping my house like it's a piece of fine ass.
>>482962649I'll bake with this frens
>>482962738*inflates floaties*haha
>>482962102Someone make a Webm. I'm not going to tik tok
>>482962743biden admin / noaa was giving 5000-15000 ft winds as surface level. 10000 ft winds 140 mph surface level was ~100 mph we have been psyopped just like they did with the jobs numbers
KFPY 270315Z AUTO 12048G86KT 1 1/2SM -RA 26/25 A2801 RMK AO2 P0026 T02570249Hit 99mph at the last official reading, 11:15pm.Now in the eye. Nice and peaceful, for about 30 minutes.
>guys it's not done yet please don't click off the stream!
>>482962740Topkek.
>>482962822Bless you, anon.
>>482962728Tornadoes pull intestines out of farm animals due to the pressure drop.Hurricanes ain't shit.
>>482962740Is that what your retarded psyop crusade is about?
SHED THREADSHED THREADSHED THREAD>>482962920>>482962920>>482962920
Tallahassee reporting in. Storm ain't shit atm, but can change. Biggest upset will be homeless looters over the next week.
>>482962922beautifulhurricanes are so gay
>>482962926Even Reed says the shit's weak. No fucking way it's a cat-4. I've been in storms worse than this in Brevard county.
our power went out for an hour in tampa. when the fucks is i finna get my respirations? i needs me some fema skrilla to make necessary repairs to my cribs. shid we is starving out here with nothing my nigga. joe biden dont give a shit about black pipo
HOUSES FLOATING
>>482962968Is your power even out? I’m just south of Tallahassee and we’re barely getting wind.
>>482963007A cat4 would have levelled everything at landfall.
hurricanes arent real
>discord fag>lead meteorologist is a furfag>the mr beast of storm chasingsomething smells fishy
>>482956373the homeless population will be cleaned up
>>482963265Meanwhile we have Mr Based over here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
>>482963230Not quite but you sure as shit couldn't stand outside in one.
>>482955685not my problem
>this is the part where they all get out of their cars after the storm and make corny jokes and laugh hysterically
>>482960857>Buoy anon was rightQRD?
>>482963596Good one
>>482961884Damn, that's fucked. If you're living in some place that floods regularly you'd figure you might build some cheapo flood barrier around the place
>>482963845The storm surge was 15ft+, what fucking cheapo floor barrier is going to hold that back lmao.
>>482963845video, entire first floor is underwater https://litter.catbox.moe/3ijzjy.mp4
>>482964043I would dig a moat and a channel aimed at my neighbors' houses personally
>>482963753earlier an anon was monitoring a buoy and said it's a nothing burger. so pols feeling is there will be a lot of flooding, but the wind not as much of an issue.
