>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 100 - 150 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>48295585LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pkSpecial Requests:BAKERBAKER PLEASEPLEASE PUT THIS IN BAKER I WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL PUT MY SHITTILY WRITTEN FAG SHIT IN PLEASE BAKER YOU ARE GOD BAKER YOU MADE A THREAD ON 4CHAN ONLY A SELECT FEW CAN DO THIS PLEASSSEE NOTICE ME AND PUT IT IN SO I CAN FEEL PART OF IT PLEASE HELP ME FEEL LIKE MY LIFE MEANT SOMETHING TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON
>>482962920Sheeeeit fuck niggers bros
>>482962920ty baker!
Will we finally get some pleasant weather up here in the north? I'm so goddam sick of the sun already. Give me grey skies.
>>482962920gay niggers
Hurricanes ruin shit across a wide areaTornadoes vaporize shit in a small areaDifferent strokes for different folks
>>482963033Faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
Helene is homosex.
>>482963033Shut up faggot
>>482963033Yankee faggot
>>482963037from outer space?
>>482963033>I'm so goddam sick of the sun already. Give me grey skies.what a faggot
AFUCKINGWINDYTHUNDERSTORM
nothingburger
>>482963033Soon, brother
>>482963033Northerner acting like a faggot. What a surprise.Faggot.
God I can't wait until we start bombing third worlders again.
our power went out for an hour in tampa. when the fucks is i finna get my respirations? i needs me some fema skrilla to make necessary repairs to my cribs. shid we is starving out here with nothing my nigga. joe biden dont give a shit about black pipo. i was juss tryna make sum money to feed my daughta when this racist storm rolled in n racially profiled me even though im an independent black excellence entrepeneur
>>482962920Patiently awaiting winds over here in Fulton GATrees better be down all over so work can fuck right off
Nothing Burger, as per usual, been saying it all day, just accept it. The media lied to you guys, they always overestimate these things for ratings.
kek>>482962920DON'T FORGOT YOUR PILLOW!
I mean, it is just Perry
>We lost everything>time for a tik tokhttps://www.tiktok.com/@theskylarsiegfried/video/7419143651219000618
>>482963053Nothing can take out a stilt house anon, those fuckers are solid.They mog every storm no matter how strong it is.
peak gusts have not yet arrived
what is your set up guys?I'm tucked in bed watching the stream with some jazz in the background and shitposting
If helene doesn't kill niggers I'm gonna be pretty upset at this point. Ruined my comfy storm day taking my power out late in the evening like that.
>no dmg
yeah my power is going out soon, transformers exploding all around, bullshit
ignore all nothingburger posters
>>482963085You don't know the real extent of the damage until the next day. Katrina happened during the day so you got to watch all the damage. Also New Orleans isn't equipped for that kind of storm. But it Katrina hit tampa it would have looked like this
>>482963064yankee faggot went to town cucking with the chudsput a tendie in his hat and called it basedaroni
NWS/NOAA fucking lie about shit.Every US Government agency is a bullshitter.
>>482963206is new orleans made of paper mache?
>>482963178get starlink next time, and shitpost from the storm
>>482963171I work nightshifts so i'm awake the next 8 hours while it happens around me
>>482963221*sip* yup
>>482963235its made of black constructed buildings you do the math
Ryan Hall is switching streams!
>>482962920>>482963141I've had baby flickers and one proper flicker but nothing yet. Still betting on losing power given this grid is shit but the question is how long. Live on west/center-ish side by the university
>>482963247>get starlinkfuck nowould rather go without
Naples fag here. Once again they underestimated the storm surge and flooding. It’s bad here, lots of flooding. Literally got a text message a few minutes ago that school will be closed tomorrow lmao, it was set be open up until a moment ago.
>>482962920
>>482963221they state worst case scenario so they cant get suedbetter to over-estimate than under.
>>482963085i lost power for almost a month after fiona, ripped up like 30% of the trees in my town, fucked dozens of homes and garages.
>BOGO Cookies at Publix>Buy them>bite into one>staleI guess that's why they were on sale.
They're making a tic tock
>>482963235It's like a big bowl most of the Katrina damage was flooding. Damage in florida is mostly wind and storm surge.
Nothingburger in /gwinnett/
>>482963171dual monitor 4k TV or yous a poorfag
>>482963312This is science, not tarot cards.Fuck them.Also, for some more exciting content-https://youtu.be/SspJqjf5gyI?t=1888
>discord fag>lead meteorologist is a furfag>the mr beast of storm chasingsomething smells fishy...
its literally a breeze
>>482963419 meanwhile we have mr based over here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ny8jJu4fQ
i fart bigger gusts than this shit you dont see my house topple over
>>482963419>the mr beast of storm chasingthe hero america needs?
I;m in Nebraska, how fucked am I?
>>482963317stick them in the oven retart
>>482963033>pleasant weather>the north>grey skiesFaggot.
>>482963419Will I get AIDs from watching this nigger? My mommy sends me links to his streams all the time, I think she's a fan.
>>482963419check out his early life
>>482963486you died yesterday
>>482963414love me nadoes
>>482963338>and storm surgeYep, people don't understand how far inland that shit can push when most of the state is only just above sea level
One of the freshmen clubs in Tallahassee is on fire lol
>>482963490Chat does this work?
bye Floridagood riddance, god hates white-nigger trash
>>482963317Haha more like on STALE HAHAHAA
Reed stream is boring. Storm over.
Does anyone else in far North Georgia feel that shaking? Really not a good time for an earthquake or even tremors right now with all the flooding that's setting in.
>>482963053im pretty sure these things are built to withstand hurricanes
>such a nothinburger even ryan hall ended the stream oof
>nothingburger hurricane>stream gone to shit>bye
>>482963549Yeah, I get it most of this board has never been in a hurricane and they watch a lot of tik tok videos so they ONLY see the damage, they don't really see the forest for the trees. So they think "nothing" is happening because there's not a constant Dopameme fix all night.
>>482963572Putting dry cookies in the oven isn't going to make them less dry
>>482963653no no no that was just the first half they are in a 10 mile eye of the storm
>>482963653He's literally in the eye, you fucking tourist
>>482963653That's because they are making Tick Tocks.
>>482963549Most of the people saying it is nothing etc are northerners or worse who are reacting to the mostly nonchalant nature of florida chads and youtube streams. The streams I'm interested in are in georgia later on not florida.
Total nothingburger hurricane
>>482963171doing some calculus, playing a video gamei bought a coffee today and paid with loose changei will not participate in stimulating the economy over a lame storm and my studies are too important to be consuming alcohol
Why do some anons use meme flags?
Jax bros?
>>482963779Autism
>>482963707the eye is closed
>>482963317Put in zipper bag with bread. Moisture migrates from bread to cookies. Really works. Moisture equalizes, bread more dry, cookies more moist. Pol is ALWAYS RIGHT.
>>482963779israeli citizens
>nothing but fighting and one faggot schizo spamming about ryan hallwas fun while it lasted. hopefully /AHSG/ next year isnt filled with complete faggotry again
>>482963779Because they don't like being called a kike when they use their country's flag.
homes are fucked
>>482963779Because they ashamed of their shithole country and the government is monitoring them for illegal hate speech. Kek
>>482963840Those are yours now.Make sure they don't swim away elsewhere
Big stuff rolling down my roof. Pray for me bros.
>>482963779literally the IDF, not joking
>>482963694I mean, it's kind of a nothingburger but that's mostly because it was set up to be this giganigger near cat 5 and is now just an extremely wet fart, like idalia. The flooding will be terrible in some places, like every hurricane, but it's not ripping homes apart as was advertised. People either over or undersell it and can't just call it as it isThough that one cancuck nigger needs to fuck off
>>482963840frens
>>482963541Yeah, that's REAL power.Stripping bark off trees and gouging the earth.
>>482963811fucking what? really?
>>482963811>he doesn't have boveda packs handy from being a cigar chadNGMI
Jeff reporting FLYING DEBRIS
>>482963779look what happens when I drop it
>>482963840floridians live in actual shacks, USA worse off than i thought
>>482963779Because I think the Confederate flag is cool
a fucking windy thunderstormhundreds of billions of dollars
JEFF NO DON'T LET THIS BE THE ONE
>>482963967Wow. And I doubted this would be a major storm
>>482963684Up in Hiawassee and it feels like just a mild and short tremor
>>482963910Anyone that's been in Florida could tell it was just a standard Florida cane. I'd say in actuality Cat-3 at the beach, Cat-2 in Perry.
>>482963968kokomo?
>>482962920>>482963009>She>HerKys
steve isn't live - israel nothingburger, florida nothingburger
>>482963968not rare, already have it
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
>>482962920>HerIt has preferred pronouns you know. I’m starting an EEOE investigation.
>>482963684Canton here.. not feeling anything
>>482963980unless it is a mcmansion all the homes on the coast look like a fucking hovel, they are still valued at nearly a million each go figure
>>482963899checked stay safe anon
>>482963910It can only be so bad. Even if it was a cat 5 it would still look like this.
Surge is at 12-14 ft in Steinhatchee
>>482964065Jeeted since 2022
>>482964015I miss periscope so much
>>482964124Bruh
>>482964124a zoomer would call this a liminal space and shit themselves in fear
>>482963132Rebuild Dat pyramid Kang ewe got dis!
>>482964124NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>482964104>It can only be so bad.Two people knock on your door. A couple of JH people, names are Andrew and Katrina.
>>482963791They're dead
>>482964124sauce
>>482964181its like the backrooms of hurricanes in skibidi ohio
>>482963486Scott Frost Sunday morning after drinking all night fucked
>>482964092Thank you. Earlier I could feel the house shaking around me. Posting ancient OC as my possible last testament to 4chan
How does Ryan Hall Y'all have time to raise his child if he's streaming all the time?
These threads are moving so fast no one will notice that I want to pin the weasel.
>>482964202they're trailers, calm down
>>482964057>cat 5 hurricane is drizzle and breeze>ukr and rus are le tired>hezb is too busy getting bottom surgery to do anythign meaningful>jews are getting bored of absolutely streamrolling the opponent, its not even fun for THEM anymoreall happenings cancelled until 2067.
>>482963791Jaxanon checking in, just some power flickering.
000WTNT64 KNHC 270319TCUAT4Hurricane Helene Tropical Cyclone UpdateNWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL0920241120 PM EDT Thu Sep 26 2024...HELENE MAKES LANDFALL IN THE FLORIDA BIG BEND...Based on NWS Doppler radar data, the eye of Helene has made landfall as a Category 4 hurricane in the Florida Big Bend region at about 11:10 PM EDT (0310 UTC) just east of the mouth of the Aucilla River. This is about 10 miles (15 km) west-southwest of Perry, Florida. Based on data from Air Force reconnaissance aircraft, the maximum sustained winds are estimated to be 140 mph (225 km/h) and the minimum central pressure is 938 mb (27.70 inches).SUMMARY OF 1110 PM EDT...0310 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...30.0N 83.7WABOUT 70 MI...115 KM NNW OF CEDAR KEY FLORIDAABOUT 45 MI...70 KM ESE OF TALLAHASSEE FLORIDAMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...140 MPH...225 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...NNE OR 20 DEGREES AT 24 MPH...39 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...938 MB...27.70 INCHES$$Forecaster Bucci/Sardi/Brown/Pasch/Hagen
>>482964266He doesn't stream all the time.
It's gonna eat that low in Tennessee valley and pull west to go so. Atl is gonna get fucked.
>>482963465>literally the same guy
>>482964124i'd be so fucking pissed if a bunch of mobile homes got stuck on my house
>>482962920I'm praying for all the little birds, little critters and doggies to stay safe and get through this stormAmericunts can die for all I care though
>>482964326TADpol is on point
let us pray for whites in georgiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK9gLkXe0xw
>>482964302cat 5 bros...we lost
>be on space coast>calm as fuck>slight breeze, 0 rainthis shit is fake and gay
>>482964364That one Anon saving his cat has been the highlight
>>482964181These kiddies don't realize their "liminal spaces" are actually comfy as fuck
>>482964326>Atl is gonna get fucked.Atlanta air traffic is going to be fucked for days
>>482964407
>>482962920not my problem
>>482962920Is it so fucking over? The hurricane I mean.
>>482964364floridians should die
>>482964209If Katrina or Andrew hit here instead of Louisiana it would look like this. New Orleans isn't built for big hurricanes it floods during a normal swampy rainy season. There's already confirmed deaths tonight, we just can't see anything and most people evacuated earlier today or yesterday
>>482964392Cocoa-Rockledge area here. Are you stupid, or retarded?
>>482964302Topkek. It wasn't remotely close to a Cat4 at landfall. It wasn't a Cat4 when it passed over the buoys that measured 90mph winds. They fucking lied.
>>482964448tittie storm confirmed, makes me wet.
where is confederate meteorologist? he called this storm before the public. have not seen him in a while.
>>482964471It's even pretty windy out here in bumfuck Volusia
>>482964228Coastalfag here. My whole bottom floor got fucked. This photo was before it got even higher. Everything is fucked
>>482962920Louisiana here. I want to thank Florida and Georgia for eating the Big One this year. We appreciate you taking one for the team.
>>482964451It hasn't even started until it makes it's way to nigger cities,
>>482964448this storm needs more booba I specifically request it
Tallahasseefag here - is the storm properly nearby? Nothing's happened besides a few power flickers. Which says a lot since this grid is incredibly shit in storms.
>>482964266do you think men actually raise offspring? women do that.
>>482964451no, it'll be massive flooding in four states, but will weaken from here on out, perry got hit HARD
this was also funny despite ip2 miga shit
>>482964513mother fucker
>>482964364Animals are smart, niggers and fags not so much.
>>482964544>he didn't watch nbc2 today
>>482964448fucking based florida woman
>>482964517gusty in Seminole county
>>482964552real men shit post all day on 4cucks
>>482964527Damn phone posting
>>482964539God willing, the chimpouts and storm casualties will flip Georgia red again.
>>482964527RIP but we ain't bats bro
>>482964528No problem.
>>482964585does she feed milk for hurricane rescue aid?
>Full Moon in the Eye of the Hurricane
>>482964470This little guy only got down to like 930mbar.Powerful storms go below 900mbar.Tornadoes go below 700mbar with F4+ going below 500mbar.Winds are just a consequence of pressure gradients.
>>482964585
Sea level retards might be fucked, but besides that, this is the most pussy "CAT 4" I have ever seen.
Helene just needs to sweep atlanta
>>482964527I'm so sorry fren, try to stay safe, keep dry for as long as possible and make sure you can get to the roof if you need to even in the dark, save your batteries for emergency calls for rescue.
>>482964528Forgot image
man i'm ready to start shit posting about the storm coming next weekend, this shit sucks
>>482964527>>482964611KEK>>482964637lee county has a lot of mouths to feed
>>482964591true
>>482964448B A S E D
>>482964527>not evacuating
>>482964591that's why women are going 4B; sad!
McDonald’s has fallen…
>>482964517Yeah.What I'm saying is the Space Coast was never gonna get anything out of this but showers and a windy day.
>>482964608
>>482964611Doesn't even matter. Just picture a bottom floor and garage with over 3 feet of the shit piss ocean water that's probably electrified
>>482964585her tits are flotation devices, grab one and hang on for dear life
>>482964742100 billion dollars right there
>>482964742
>>482964448The new card stand
>>482963791Nothingburger over here in Jax. Power flickered for a bit but its been calm over here. some gusts, but we've had worst storms in the last month than today.
>Jeff cowering in his car>blue jacket dude casually styling on him in the rain outside
I like to imagine some soiboy frantically grabbing all of his 1000 Funko Pops and loading them into his car evacuating
>>482964742but did anyone check on the waffle house?
>>482964742That's a tattered flag, but still standing.
>>482964742100000 billion just got served
>>482964742its joever
TADpol where you at
>>482964585I prefer Kassandra Crimi.
>>482964675It's going back down. I got a second floor thankfully. My neighbors on the other hand....
UPDATED FLORIDA OUTAGESTally dodged a hurricane again while Perry popped Helene's cherry.
>>482964748
>>482963554Which club?
>he's not vibing hard to classic weather channel music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Um_EWmajswhat are you gay or something?
Is there legit live feeds
>>482964885How the fuck does Tallahassee keep dodging this shit
>>482964742o7
>>482964870It may rise back and forth for a while, storm surge followed by rain, get the supplies you need to the upper floors while you can unless power still on, if power still on don't touch the water.
>>482964890I miss the Regg riot streams. Peak kino.
Sheds dead baby, sheds dead
>>482964902Strip apparently.
im going to bed fuck this its 5am
>>482964922Jeff's stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKKg3E-_4ds/pol/ approved too since he called that one guy a nigger on stream too.
"my truck almost flipped">no change in angle on the camerasure jeff
can I go to Tallahassee the weekend of Oct. 5th/6th for a weekend trip or is it going to be shrekt down there?
>>482964862The entire state is underwater.
>>482964669I seem to recall Hurricane Camille had registered pressures below 800 and top recorded speeds of 212. Now THAT was a hurricane.
>>482964922can't find any other coastal streams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvc
>>482964885Perry is gonna be so fucked tomorrow
is jeff going to die?
>>482964885HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA217k outages in Dickbutt County and I'm not one of them. Suck it, faggots who voted to build an AIDS art corridor near Central ave. I hope Hep C finds its way into your gay dildo supply. Fuck you, faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojmDeefx6ecThese guys aren't just driving through parking lots like faggots.
>>482964885>Clay County completely fineWhat the fuck even happens there? Nothing?
Anyone in georgia streaming yet?
>>482965123we all are anon
>>482964965I got one tin of sardines and some sweet potato. And a pitcher of water. My water's gotta be fucked too. Idk how I've had electricity all this time
>>482964977Dear god so do I.Outside of tornado chasers nothing comes close to Regg. That motherfucker is a legend and his stream actually helped exonerate Kyle, he was there filming when they attacked Kyle for trying to put out a literal dumpster fire.
>>482965047It’s fine.
Is there any place in the US that doesn't get extreme weather conditions? No earthquakes, blizzards, hurricanes or tornados
>>482963791power out in northside. tree cracked in half outside. windy with beautiful green lightning in the distance
>>482965148Kek
>>482965119oh this is nice
whats she doing right now?
>>482965186you can survive for months off your incel fat you'll be fine
>>482965214no
>>482965010Thanks, finally based streamer
>>482965248sleeping on Ambien
New Mexico but it's not worth it trust me
>>482965214Central Ohio. Nothing ever happens here.
It's NOT an easy math equation, Andy you faggot, because PROTIP: chaos and entrop are unpredictable BY NATURE.NATURE. You atheist fucking homo.
>misses tampa>still btfos it
>>482965214No the US is gigantic and has every single climate and terrain you could imagine. Its all extremes we have mountains and deserts and valleys and plains and we border two oceans.
>>482965214Anything immediately around the Great lakes isn't too bad. A little further into the interior you get tornadoes.
>>482964890>That picI'll never forget that retarded chick that took a round in the leg because she was just standing in the middle of the street as you could hear the crack of rounds passing by. Saw so much kino shit live back in 2020.
>>482963033What a faggot.
>>482965326hopefully george flood got drowned
>>482965248Dead I hope.
>>482965326>lawn chair gets knocked over>the most destruction we have seen in a century
>>482965286go outside and dodge serial killers
>>482965326a "storm surge" of 8 feet is about 1-2 feet of flooding past ground level. what a cuck
>>482965358nah hes at home he got a ride
>>482965198I like the time he took a 40mm less lethal to the leg. Or the tine he escaped when all of the other journos got collared. The dude had legit street smarts.
*tags in georgia* YOUR TURN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTqQss2dvcFLORIDAMAN SPOTTED
>>482965286Train derail and chemical spills?
>>482964484It's based on the 10m sustained winds, but can be anywhere within the storm
we have landfall, i'm going to get my cheeesecake now
FRESH BREADFRESH BREADFRESH BREAD>>482965379>>482965379>>482965379
https://twitter.com/FSU_Barstool/status/1839513842079891587TALLAHASSEE ON FIRE
>>482965290I also want to point out that Ryan Hall and his chasers are better at meteorology than Andy is, who is a certified NOAA/NWS meteorologist.Do not listen to Andy, he cried on a stream about a tornado ripping apart Cole Oklahoma. Mute him when he's on stream.
>>482965186Don't eat anything until saturday morning, keep phone FULLY charged and ask for evacuation to nearest shelter in the morning. You don't have enough food to make it past three days, you can use the fresh rainfall water if you gather in pots sat outside or running off roof but you need to move as soon as sun up if evacs available.
>>482965358
>>482965458I clicked on that shitty stream for a second and all I could think was "if I'm stuck in my house with no power and this fucker shines his bright ass lights in my windows we might fight" kekDon't push the saltines.
>>482965435Yeah Regg has a nose for chaos and gives zero fucks.
>this far inland>still a cat 4it's over for atlanta
>>482965494tyb
>>482963033nigger
>>482964181fr fr
>>482962920Ah.
>>482965186oh and if you have fishing line and fake fish bait you might be able to run lines in random places and catch fish if you can't evacuated, just be careful.
>>482963307Yup same here in Bonita. Fort myers looks fucked up even worse than either of us too
>>482964917JAMMING OUT \o/
>>482965087>Camille had registered pressures below 800 and top recorded speeds of 212.900mb and 175mph winds
Chapin SC here. Winds shouldn't get above 50mph. Godspeed Florida bros. My.wifes family is is Tallahassee, probably going to take some time off work next week to go down and clear shit for her grandma.
I'd be canoeing down the road if I was in Florida right now. Ground level winds are paltry. Storm surge is the only thing to enjoy with this one.
>All these live streams
>>482963033YOUR BUS IS HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>482964073Think it was pretty local and unrelated, little baby tremor. Hurricanes do cause seismic background noise because of the constant pressure it's hammering the ground surface and especially the seafloor with but the hurricane is still too far away for it to be related.
>>482965792kwab based
>>482965687Hey neighbor!
I bet it would be easy to get away with murder during a hurricane.
>>482965766>Godspeed Florida bros.We'll be fine. When that storm hit Fort Myers a couple years back, we had bridges wiped out, and rebuilt two weeks later. We take tourist monies and we tax the feds and rebuild FAST.
>>482962920850 here. No surge, no winds over 10mph, it's not shit. Panacea boat landing is above water. Another W for the 850. Always misses. Hail the magnet.
>>482964585Puta gorda
>>482963033checked, faggot
>>482964527The ocean consumes...
>>482965914There are so many of us in the 239 it’s crazy
>>482965996I see Savannah already sunk into the sea here before the Lolcane did its due diligence
>>482966018All of the world's most populated cities got deleted about 14K years ago when that small meteor ended the last major ice age.
Helene’s Category 4 landfall gives the U.S. a record 8 Category 4 or Cat 5 Atlantic hurricane landfalls in the past eight years (2017-2024).That’s as many cat 4/5 landfalls that occurred in the prior 57 years.
>>482965807>torontoWhy am I not surprised?
>>482965222Nothing like a cat4.
>>482965165meth and old people
>>482965214Phoenix Arizona doesn't get any of those but the trade off is that it's 110 degrees for 4 months
>>482965996Finland & Florida, the two stupidest places on earth
>>482966167Yeah and storm surge is getting a lot worse too
>>482966018It sure as fuck did this time. We've lived here since the late 90s. No flooding up until this hurricane and last. Climate change is real bros. It's getting worse. The ocean will get us in the end
>>482966167MOAR PLEEZE
>>482962920TMD !!!! Total Mutt DeathI hope there will be a flood in san francisco and new york. Kill all the fags and jews on both side of the country
>>482963033sorry bud, gotta do it. faggot.
>>482966167So? 100 years is a blip in Earth History.
>>482963033Stop talking like a faggot.Faggot.
>>482963951yes, old trick, it works.
How are things going in Georgia and Alabama?Is it as bad as this map looks everywhere?Or more in Florida?
>>482964866Channel 9 got a few hotties in the last few years. I remember it used to be filled with old uggos.
>>482964585I'd punt her gords
>>482966220We also get haboobs, which are pretty fucked in their own way.
>>482965214Tornados aren't really that bad. Well they obviously are, but it's somewhat rare they actually do anything, and there's shelters and home insurance to protect against them. If you wanted to get fancy you could build some hobbit-styled tornado-proof house underground
>>482966833no real reports from georgia yet, but we believe there will be major wind and water there, tropical force winds.
>>482967443What about southern Alabama?
>>482966171it comes by every 30 minutes and picks up the leafposters
>>482967526Forrest Gump was died a little while ago on a lawnmower in the storm. The hurricane didn't kill him though, it was the aids and nigger rabies that Jenny gave him.
>>482966833I'm in Valdosta, very fucking scary
>>482963033
These hurricanes aesthetics looks so cool, I envy
>>482963033Nice digits..for a faggot
>>482963221>EXCEPT WHAT THEY TAUGHT US IN GRQDE SCHOOL! Right, faggots? They wouldn't lie to us when we were children. Well only a few things..def not all of it.
>>482962920Nigger
>>482963684I'm in Chatsworth. Rained all day with standing water everywhere. Not feeling any tremors.
>>482964266Have you not noticed everyone aged 2-35 being severely autistic and have 0 social skills?
>>482967526nothing being discussed so far but the storm hit the city of perry direct and is sweeping up and to the west down the middle of georgia and will pass through Tennessee and kentucky
>>482965053>"if you're lookin for me, better check under the sea.."
>>482963684>>482964025interesting, earthquake in Hiawassee not showing on any current reports, latest was Mag. 1.8 earthquake Loudon County - Tennessee, United States - Sep 15, 2024
