>Quick RundownHelene, currently forecast to be ~CAT 4 at landfall, has pushed all dry air out of her eye and has begun her RI phase. Despite her late organization, she is already busting out surface winds of 120MPH with a lot of hot gulf water between her and landfall. Florida bend surge could reach as high as 20 ft. Georgia trees are going to be in for a rough time with 100 - 150 mph gusts in various areas of the state, couple that with the constant rain since yesterday, Kino all around.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482962920LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pkSpecial Requests:BAKERBAKER PLEASEPLEASE PUT THIS IN BAKER I WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL PUT MY SHITTILY WRITTEN FAG SHIT IN PLEASE BAKER YOU ARE GOD BAKER YOU MADE A THREAD ON 4CHAN ONLY A SELECT FEW CAN DO THIS PLEASSSEE NOTICE ME AND PUT IT IN SO I CAN FEEL PART OF IT PLEASE HELP ME FEEL LIKE MY LIFE MEANT SOMETHING TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
>>482965379checkem
>>482965468gardevoir
>>482965379Guys Asheville and Boone are toast
>>482965379what's the forecast like for chimpouts/looting?
>>482965461I'm going to fuck you in the ass if you keep posting nigger
https://twitter.com/FSU_Barstool/status/1839513842079891587TALLAHASSEE ON FIRE!!!
rolling for atlanta instagram chefs going "out of business" for a few days
IS FSU BURNING DOWN OR NOT????
>Customers Tracked: 11,399,153>Customers Out: 1,102,412>Last Updated: 2024-09-26 08:51:55 PM
>>482965379literal zionists in /ahsg/https://x.com/FSUNole21/status/1839515150606389523this is the only place that has reported the strip being on fire
From the last thread-Ryan Hall and his chasers are better at meteorology than Andy is, who is a certified NOAA/NWS meteorologist.Do not listen to Andy, he cried on a stream about a tornado ripping apart Cole Oklahoma. Mute him when he's on stream.
>>482965593Yes but not because of the storm, it was the friction from all the gay butt sex that started the fire
>>482965562Mostly peaceful landfall.Guess I'll snooze and see.what comes out in the morning.
>>482965468Cyndaquil
>>482965379Special Requests:BAKERBAKER PLEASEPLEASE PUT THIS IN BAKER I WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL PUT MY SHITTILY WRITTEN FAG SHIT IN PLEASE BAKER YOU ARE GOD BAKER YOU MADE A THREAD ON 4CHAN ONLY A SELECT FEW CAN DO THIS PLEASSSEE NOTICE ME AND PUT IT IN SO I CAN FEEL PART OF IT PLEASE HELP ME FEEL LIKE MY LIFE MEANT SOMETHING TO AT LEAST ONE PERSONedit this garbage out on the next one please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojmDeefx6ecDriving through the eye.
Also, anyone here on nicotine and alcohol?
>>482965626Link?
>>482965468Typhlosion
>>482965738yes and yes.
>>482965468I am so hungry I have no food and everything is closed because of this storm and it is too late. I want a burger so bad
>>482965468Beedrill.
>>482965566HELLS YEAH
>may have made landfall at 1mph above the cat 5 line
>>482965379Gusts down from 80 mph to 60 and sustained down from 40-50 to 25-35 nearish to metro ATL.
>>482965379
Someone posted this in another thread, but this potential storm reading would be two weeks out so I don't understand why this guy is saying it will happen as such.https://x.com/in2thinair/status/1839364502229528692
>>482965528not my problem
REPORTS OF A MAN CUTTING DOWN TREES AND BLOCKING ROADS SEEN RUNNING INTO WOODSWTF IS GOING ON FLORIDA BROS>>482964559>>482964559>>482964559
>>482965737that looks fun
>>482965764Fatty
https://multiwatch.net/ojmDeefx6ec/youtube/pxTqQss2dvc/youtube/vo0NhYV00pk/youtube/4ktY30sV6RM/youtube heres some faggots still streaming, suggest better ones, add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Um_EWmajs for based 90s weather channel jams to watch the storm to
>>482965379This storm finally collapses the Florida insurance market. That’ll probably be the biggest story from this storm
>>482965981Don't question florida. You might get an answer.
>>482965871>Cumming
>>482965871So we're not getting TAD anymore This whole night is ruined
>>482965379SEND CUBAN FEMALE REFUGEES
1,000,000 people without power who will charge their tesla iphone virbators?
>>482965596It's probably just a single building>>482965834Does it kill you to keep at least a little emergency stash on you?
>>482966044No it's going to be the mega flood in the mountains when it dumps another foot of rain on us
>>482965981That's the nigger forcefield. It stops them from coming to loot.
>>482965981Trees keep the future engineers away
>>482965468Cubone.
>>482965468Pre-Mystery Dungeon >Eevee Post Mystery Dungeon>these twoIt's funny how aggravated I was to be made a Shinx after the questionar, but man is that little guy expressive.
>>482966067Pretty comfy cumming in Cumming, fren
>>482965981Probably was disappointed with the amount of downed trees.
>>482965536Florida doesn’t really get looting because niggers know they’ll get shot.
>>482966201I always cheated the questionnaire so I could be a Cyndaquil
>>482965468
>>482966307Georgia will though
>>482965966A picture since I don't know how to get this guy's forecast on the website.
>>482966138Hundreds of people are going to die tomorrow. Landslides flooding and torrents wiping away houses
>>482965562Probably a hobo arsonist.
>>482965981not going to your thread faggot
>>482965562Magnolia hall?
>>482966341>Customers Tracked: 4,907,609>Customers Out: 81,247>Last Updated: 2024-09-26 09:01:20 PM
>>482965871It’s not even that strong at landfall.
>>482966463It has begun.
Is this another shitty hurricane like they get every month it seems or is it actually something worth posting about on /pol/?
>>482965981>some liberal or fed trying to make the storm seem worse than it isClimate alarmism is a mental illness
https://youtu.be/motcuOmBM5o?Thread theme for anybody in the eye or between bands
>>482965468Sabrina
>>482966389It's a good start, but we need to add a couple hundred million more before things get comfy in this country again.
HOW IS THE SWANEE RIVER DOING BROS?
I just masturbated to lolis
>>482966323I would have cheated, but I now feel like part of the fun in mystery dungeon games is letting the less popular pokemon have their time to shine and potentially walking away with new favorites. Pretty much every Pokémon in Explorers of Sky is my favorite now.
>>482966138I WANT TATLD NOT DEAD WHITE CHILDREN
>>482966527It’s bad
>>482965834get a 7-11 rollerdog, they're always open
>>482965468The most effective attack of them all.
>>482966666Based
>>482966666you sick fuck!
>buildings still standing>completely normal hurricane for florida>not even setting a single record >/pol/ posting about weather on a political board, and mods allowing itok i see
Ok, this is a little concerning>>482965468Castform
>>482966572No boomer retard, it's basic area denial. If you lived in an area with feral niggers down the way, the powers out, and you're not getting shit back for weeks, you'd want a tree blocking the road.
>>482966666Kill yourself
>>482965981Just a little bit o' fun.
>>482966666For me, it's bimbo hypnosis.
>>482965468if by favorite you mean fuckable than pic related
Does Georgia not have storm chasers like Florida?
>>482965737RIP they're getting too close the stream is cutting outidk if that semi tipped over it was wobbling before the stream died
>>482966820It's fake anyway, the picture has nothing to do with the bullshit claim. standard twitterfag engagement farming
Midlands of SC here. We got flooded in 2015 and I haven't been able to sleep through heavy rain since. Hoping my roof and siding survive lmao
>>482966899>memeflag likes to bambi sleepyeah makes sense
what's the next /pol/ hype, let me guess another 2 weeks nothingburger
>>482965379So florida anons earlier were saying its a nothing burger.Did it actually pick up strength or still a nothing burger?
Coloradan here, how fucked am I??
THE HURRICANE TOOK MY BABY
The end of my street in clearwater.
>>482966970I'm in Orlando. It's a complete nothingburger here. No brown people will be harmed during this storm.
>>482965379bye Florida good riddance
>>482966956>Nothing burger At least we get to see Asheville megaflood kino
>>482966925Yes, they’re all in Florida.
>>482966463>>482966495That's routine behavior for Georgia Power customers. Sorry to disappoint. They're just a shitty Southern company and we're used to it. They send out emails before every storm or heatwave about how they're preparing and working to improve things to prevent outages but it never happens and we don't expect it.
for future reference, what kind of roof is better for hurricanes? Traditional asphalt shingles or metal?
>>482966572i hope to see some real wild shit coming out of here in about 4-5 days without electricity for 100+ mile radius.
>>482967058See any gators in that water?
>>482966666I masturbate to hentai, toons, traps, loli, shota, femmy gfur, ponies, dead jews, and dead shitskins.Remember, we're here(on 4chan) forever.
Thinking about adopting this girl from the shelter. Wife wants a good guard dog for the house. I want a German shepherd. Dog has shelter anxiety. Hoping shell be a good addition to the house. 239 bros what do you think? Should I do it? Anyone here adopted from gulf coast humane society?
>>482967120Gold.
>>482966928it's back up.
Dumbass in an altima tried to drive through this
>>482965468Fearow? Pidgeotto? idk they're the first two that come to mind. Haunter is cool too
It's already a down to a cat 2sigh was hoping it would kill me
>>482967178Hello mr golstein.
>>482966527
>>482966899sauce?
>>482967113+20k power lost in last 15 mins:>Customers Tracked: 4,907,608>Customers Out: 108,781>Last Updated: 2024-09-26 09:20:22 PM
>>482967133I have a few gators in the retention pond near me.We had a brush fire in the 00s and I was worried about the gators getting scooped by the Huey.
>it's overOh we're just getting into the thick of it
we already got rid of multiple post 2014 generals on /pol/ which were redditors doing fake hype for normal events like hurricanes in florida, all of which were not political
>>482967265don't worry they have a filter
>>482966666I see the Aryan race is sending its finest
>>482966798>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.Bitch do you not know how to read?
2 MORE CATS
>>482967297Don't worry mr tiny hat you'll have your psyop board back soon enough
>>482967297Confederate Meteorologist is literally a discordtranny lol
>>482966970I live in okahumpka and its only been mild wind and slight rain, my relatives on the coast said they have surge coming in but it hasnt reached their homes, I dont think much of it, born here in the 80s so I have experienced every hurricane and trop storm to hit here since then and this is nothing compared to past storms, where they getting direct hit will certainly flood though
>>482967297Good thing its politically incorrect not "must post about politics" then eh?
good news the faggot fence saved the hospital normies mind broken by simple physics
>>482967286What was the actual storm strength at landfall? 1? 2? ~100mph wind gusts measured in Perry.
south GAbro here, literally just been a big nothingburger.
Tallahassee has fallen
>>482967297first you faggots get uppity about geroge flood now youre whining like a woman about the thread itself get a grip
>>482966069None of the videos of landfall so far look all that destructive. They hyped it up and it turned out to be another North Florida Snoreicane.
>>482967314I know that now, but I was like 20 years old back then.
>>482967297>all of which were not political
>a storm>/pol/ aaaaaaaaaaaaaa reddit help me
>>482967286Total rainfall
Just blow air against the wind and it will cancel out.
>>482967297I originally wanted these on /sci/, but /pol/'s scope is "news, world events, political issues, and other related topics"
>>482967431sometimes gators want a helicopter ride too
Jeff sounds like he's gonna have a heart attack.
>>482967286ATL’s expected gusts are significantly lower than before. Quite disappointed, hoping something changes with that; I DONT WANT TO GO TO FUCKIN WORK
LETS GO!! HURRICANE JOHN ABOUT TO FUCK UP MEXICOTOTAL SPIC DEATH ALSO ANOTHER HURRICANE FORMING IN THE CARIBBEAN ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK
>>482967243https://hypnohub.net/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=216080
>>482967412They straight up lied about it to bolster their "major storm" numbers. DeSantis was pissed as fuck during his landfall presser, but he stopped short of calling out the bad forecasting.I'd be pissed too if I mobilized thousands of people, taking them away from their families, putting them in harm's way, in preparation for what I'm being told is a catastrophic storm.
>>482966463fucker keeps tickling my power every 45ish minutes and its ruining my wait for the inevitable week without power that will ruin my Saturday D&D gameshit storm, shit power company, shit weekend ahead
Yet to see a shred of proof of even a gust of wind over 100 mph.
>>482967513Hurricane Isaac will hit Israel we just have to believe.
>>482967048we aren't even getting rain out here brothe only water-related problem is commifornia stealing our rivers>>482967138that's nice anon, but don't you have a preference? ss? futa?
>>482967488Pray for rain
let me guess, /pol/ >the big bad hurricane>will bump the slump>will red deer event>will become something more than a routine little storm that florida getsrepeat after me>i am an oldfag and i can realize when im in a reddit thread or not
had a co-worker Wednesday fly to Tampa florida for an Eagles game. How fucked is he?
>>482967572>but don't you have a preference?Has to be feminine and hot. That's literally all. I am a Roman or some dumb shit.
>>482965468You know I never really had a favorite but If I had to pick one it's Totodile
welp, i cooked up about eight pounds of chicken for no damn reason i guess, time to figure out what to do with it
>>482967394there is literally nothing happening here save for some light wind and drizzling, I feel like I've been fooled
>>482967638Go birds! they’ll be fine.
>>482967616>pls engage with my bbc thread
>>482967638fine but damp
>>482967616Maybe people just think hurricanes are cool you autistic spaz.
>>482967616get fucked by a feral nigger
>>482967530>there is a hypno booru very nice this is like when I discovered /trash/s plush booru all over again
let me guess /pol/>q predicted this storm
>>482967616fuck off social engineer
>Florida government response will be so bad it convinces Florida to vote for Harris and reject Trumpism
>>482967671You know what to do
Oh lookit another killer hurricane.>trees will be knocked over
>>482967638he may be without power at the moment, my brother in oldsmar lost his 15-20 mins ago
>>482967717>errm...actually/pol/ is one guy
someone call reddit we have another general full of their lost retards
man why can't hurricanes just stay strong over land it'll be a a CAT 1 again soon and it's not even in GA yet.sigh
>>482967533Gotta overhype weather events to make them worse than they are in order to push climate change shit and get people to eat ze bugs.
>>482967754lolNO. We'll be back before the election. This shit is what we are good at, besides scaring the rest of the country.
>>482967825It was barely a Cat 1 at landfall.
rolling for JEA to repair line damage in a timely fashion
>>482967900Is this the new forced reddit meme?
>>482967297>>482967441ok to make this political we just spent $16B on two foreign wars, how much you think the government will spend on fixing this domestic issue?
>>482967860I thought Florida was a goner
storm was as weak at landfall as ur sex life
>>482967555 (checked)I hate this obsession over winds.Helene: 140 mph winds, 938 mbar at landfall.Katrina: 120 mph winds, 920 mbar at landfall.Pressure is the superior figure. It takes into account storm size better. Katrina was huge.
>>482967963and you are gay
>radar is showing hurricane bands right on top of me>no rain, just a bit of wind so farwhat the fuck?
>>482967934It's objective reality based on multiple wind speed measurements at ground level.
>>482967942They will just raise insurance rates
have some compassion for those affected by helene
>>482967840>>482967973winds with non existent pressure may as well be sub hurricane levels
I thought Florida was going to sink into the ocean
>>482967973Christ in heaven, this general is full of trannies.
>>482967671Make chicken salad or Buffalo chicken nachos with blue cheese crumbles
>>482967860i hate crocodile dinsoaur dragons, but i know i should leave them alone because we killed all the dragons
>>482965379>Nothing burger We're about to see a Great Flood soon
unlikely
>>482968061
>>482968128Let's go back to these after tomorrow and see how much NOAA exaggerated them, just like they did with the hurricane's wind speed.
>>482968001I swear they overcompensate the little drone balls they throw into these things to track the data. Seems like any time they say its 63mph constant winds, its closer to half that but for a single gust once an hour
>>482967297shut the fuck up nigger
>>4829679492004 and 2005 were an order of magnitude worse than this.Irma and Michael were too. It's no sweat. This state is designed for this weather.
>>482967973I prefer accumulated cyclone energy myself.
>>482967934Show me a single land measurement of 100 mph sustained wind
>>482965468When I was a kid it was tropius the banana pokemon
>>482968219the only reason katrina was 'bad' was because of how many niggers committed insurance fraud
everything is fucked, might as well go for a swim
>>482968061all women looking to move in with some meth addict that makes 25k a year for a chance to get half their trailer, why should i care?
>>482968061>windy storm>no pants or shoes
>>482965468Sylveon
>>482968282Not all gators have scales.
>>482965379Hurricane Ian was only a category 2-ACK
>>482967932Transformers are busting left and right here. Whitehouse blood
>>482968282I'm too fat to swim. It over...
Anyone know any good atl w3bcams?
So this is a nothingburger right? Shit seems like a normal tropical storm.
>>482967058>>482967186Anyone saying it's nothing. I live in clearwater and this is what happened to zone a betas. This thing is causing serious home and car damage to idiots that didn't move their cars. Deg going to fuck some boats up to but who cares. Clearwater Beach is at a record surge of 7.5 ft.
>>482965468Primarina but only males.
>>482968372you just made me hungry anon
Powers put in Valdosta, the path of this is really weird, usually floridiams hunker down up there.
of course it's completely normal weather, /pol/ knew about it
>>482968098Legit, why not give it to homeless whites? Don't give it to niggers, but just whites
Absolute-Nothing-Burger
>>482968410no one fucking cares that your beach home flooded we're worried about real people here
>>482968234interdasting
>>482968480We're so screwed. I'll be sure to try to get some flood footage
>>482968205They 100% overestimate wind speeds to scare people.
Will there be looting?
>>482965468the ones with big tits
>>482968535niggers are afraid of bad weather
>>482968531The US government lies about everything, are you surprised?
>>482968535there's always looting, florida is full of niggers
>>482968219Sick of the hype. Some of the wording was really dire. Yes I'm sure we'll find some localized bad surge damage but it was still a hurricane. Feels Category 2 tier.If people are going to hear Category 4 and say "oh shit I gotta get outta dodge" again then Category 4's should be borderline nuclear devastation (Cat 5 = nuclear level devastation). And the way NHC classifies storms right now doesn't cut it.
>>482968605I remember when they underestimated Ian's winds and it ended up killing 150 people
>>482968522>no retard pic>>482968535Of course
>>482965379Doubles and the mutt casualities are twice as highTriples and the muttmerican areas remain crippled foreverplease gods
>>482968675see you tomorrow
>>482965379Nigger
if any of these storms were cat5 grandma's 1940 beachhouse wouldn't be standing desu
>>482968676
>>482968611If you've been here for 20+ years you should know how to look at a storm on radar and see what it actually is. This is the stereotypical cane, aside from its fast movement.
>>482968205Wind speed and gust speed are different things.>>482968676Paco your country doesn't have infrastructure to destroy.
>>482968712I can't wait
>>482968608We are heavily armed with good home defense laws and have sheriffs who encourage to shoot looters
>>482965379I would like to add that northwest Tennessee is right now being hit by the same storm as Florida, AT THE SAME TIME.
>>482968282Our immune systems are so good in Florida because we swim in sewage like this dude
>tfw cousin calls me and interrupts my fap session to ask if I still have power
>>482968282Aryan king.
>>482969021Just send him this
>>482965379>Waffle house boarded up.That is when you know shit has hit the fan.t. Virginia native.
Tampa and St. Pete are fucked and it didn't even come close.This place would not survive a direct hit
>>482968862Yah and absolutely nothing is happening here it’s boring as shit. Chatt is gonna get some rain and flooding, but the east TN side of the smokies isn’t getting any more than some steady rain.
>>482969178they'll unboard it in about 30 minutes. shit whiffed the fan by about 100 miles
>florida still pretending a cat1 is a major hurricane so that they dont have to fix their fucked up infrastructure
>>482969232Tampa Bay acts like a force multiplier for surge.
>>482967058>>482968410seems like a pol fomented nothingburger. sorry for your street brah but enjoy your electricity, that'll clear by tomorrow
If I lived in florida I'd pour a slightly elevated concrete bunker. Waterproof with air supply and heavy duty sump system.
>>482965379Hurricanes are both fake and gay. >Oy vey goyim, it's a thunderstorm like all the other ones but it's different because it's spinny>You need to watch the Weather Channel 24/7 so they can tell you about the spinny thunderstorm but mostly advertisements and globohomo propaganda>You should go to Publix and stock up on food, but make sure to get things like milk that will go bad if the power goes out >Oh nooo the power went out and you can't consoom globohomo propaganda and Netflix blackwashing! Under no circumstances should you do something productive or simply enjoy the sounds of nature and the rain on the roof and wind blowing through the tree canopy! Remember the 6 million!>Oy vey no goyim, you can't go surfing in those tasty waves, it would be anudda shoah!!Take the hurricane pill anons. t. south georgiafag
>>482968676>beaner scheming thwarted by the spirit of '76sucks to suck
>>482969276I've seen outlets like The Weather Channel overhype a storm, but I've never seen NOAA deliberately lie in such an obvious and blatant way.
>>482969312I would just make my house a pond with a boat in the middle
>>482969368>but I've never seen NOAA deliberately lie in such an obvious and blatant way.The Secret fucking Service is lying now. No one ever imagined they'd fall like that.NOAA/NWS lost men like James Spann, and hired literal faggots, trannies, ranjeets/sukdeeps, and karens.
>noaa and the weather channel overhyping a small storm>/pol/ doing the same
ONE HUNDREED AN FORTIEE MULES PER HUUARR!!aaaaaaAAAGGGGG
>>482967816we have IDs on this board you stupid newfaggot shill
prepare to see a lot of red
>>48296953288 Miles per hour, you'll see some serious shit.Like HIM returning from the grave.
>>482969621>we've had IDs on this board for yearsok, and?
>>482969232>Hurricane grazes Pinellas county>50% power outageWhere I live near oldsmar the power lines are underground and I've never had a sustained power outage during a storm, but a few years back one of them knocked out power for my family in clearwater for like a week. But direct hit stormsurge would fuck up where I live, would be unironic TTD.
>the cat 1 hurricane makes u a newfag shill for pointing it out and calling an entire thread newfag redditors, newfag tranny nigger
>>482969766your attempts to bitch and whine this entire thread is easily spotted, and its obvious your retarded ass was trying to samefag astroturf :)also>didnt deny being a newfaggot or a shillpic related
I think these threads will probably not die even after Helene. We'll have a new discussion very soon, multiple runs with a major developing in the gulf.
>>482969944Lurk moar, newfag
>>482969973original response from a real faggot defending a reddit general bravo, a true hero
>>482970028That would be hurricane Joyce
I've been AFK for the last 2 hours. What I miss? Anything good?>>482970028Yeah, we'll keep posting here while all the flooding happens and we monitor round 2 as it develops in the Caribbean.
>>482969630>Florida 10% out of power>Georgia 3% out of powerI want a refund
>>482970085cat 1 on landfall
>>482970115Ok and?
how fucked am i?
What does storm surge mean? They are saying 7ft in Clearwater. Does that mean 7ft of water on the street or what? Worried about Hogan's Beach Shop.
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!I SWEAR, IF THIS SHIT FUCKS UP BADD BLOOD IN ATLANTA NEXT WEEKEND I'M GOING TO BE SO FUCKING PISS
>>482970110
>>482970054>talking about current news and events is so reddityou would know wouldnt you ya whiny crybaby huh?
>>482965379Nothingburger storm again as usual.
>>482970208stop freaking out about bullshit reddit
>>482969630lmao local news was harping on power outage charts as landfall was happening because they realized that the 'cane was overhyped and wasn't producing the videos they wounted outside of some Tampa flooding.
>>482970115seethe harder, fag
>>482966666Nice quints
>>482970193storm surge is basically water from the coast being shoved up onto the land by winds which adds to the flooding.
>>482970175if you can get got by a river or landslide you're prolly fucked
>>482970175On a scale of 1 to raped by a nigger, probably "pack a box of pictures and gtfo while you still can"
>>482970110Georgia just built different. HBTFD
>>482970085It's another sub-144 hour formation so it's actually somewhat possible to happen
>small raincloud over florida record breaking nothingburger 2 hurricanes
>>482969630What site shows that map, please share thanks
>>482970245
>>482970245whos freaking out, you are the only one screeching with 21 post bitching and whining about this thread while the rest of us are doing finetouch grass and take your meds negative ned
>>482970356https://poweroutage.us/
>>482970369maybe if u went outside once in awhile 4chan's post quality would improve because you wouldn't be in here getting mad someone pointed out it was a cat 1 on landfall
>>482965536>what's the forecast like for chimpouts/looting?keep an eye on power outages in Atlanta metro
>>482970085ATL death semi-cancelled. Helene is hugging the eastern track, so ATL likely won’t see much above 60mph gusts and 35 sustained.
>already cat 2 in georgiazzz
>>482970175>east of stormyou got some tornadoes and flooding ahead
Guys, its happening now. Chaos is out
>>482970421>someone pointed out it was a cat 1 on landfallWho ?
>>482970421>maybe if u went outside once in awhile 4chan's post quality would improve because you wouldn't be in here getting mad someone pointed out it was a cat 1 on landfall REEEEEEEEE
>>482970175Not as bad as the people who live right on the coast of Florida.How close do you live to water?Do you live on a hill or at the bottom of one?Do you live near to likely looters or high trust bros?
>>48297047110-14 inches of rain expected, but I'm not in a flood prone area. I'm more worried about the 80mph wind gusts cuz my house is surrounded by tall trees.
generals like these need to be moved to >>>/x/
>>482970193>What does storm surge mean? It just means add 7ft of ocean to whatever the normal sea level would be>Clearwater Yeah they look pretty fucked
>>482970434I need that Drew v Punk Hell in a Cell match. Seeing Dom in a shark cage will be funny, but I need to see Punk get his shit pushed in. They'll still probably gift him the win because they're all faggots, but I genuinely think they'll make him bleed for it.
>>482970542>waaaaaaaah>WAAAAAAAAAAA
>>482970521Flooding and looters is not an issue. I live in an elevated lot in a gated community with security at the gate. The danger for me is wind.
>>482965969Based
>>482970542Order of Bards, Ovates, & Druids summoned the storm
schizophrenic weather forecasters, look a whole board just 4 u! >>>/x/
>>482970542
Why do people get so pissed with people talk about hurricanes, during hurricane season, when there's a major hurricane making landfall? I've never seen so much shit and piss spilling out of people who just can't stand it like a bever and running water.
>>482970542>to make room for my bbc threads
>>482970524Some trees and especially a lot of branches are ngmi
>>482970606(I was too poor to buy a house on the water) so I bought one on the top of the hill that was way cheaper and still had the protections this gated community provided.
Every state should have hurricanes.
>>482970637and this isn't just tonight, this is over the many years I've been doing this here.
>>482970637they're pissed that their bait threads aren't getting engagement
>totally normal florida weather>and 6 fags (you)ing every single post
>>482970524Im still up and in this thread cuz those gusts are smacking tree branches against my house so hard they sound like gunshots.
>482970616>t.
>>482970547Thanks. They probably got fucked up then because the store a block from the beach. Hulkster will persevere.
>>482970685>p-pls visits and engage with my bbc thread....guys please stop
>>482970685>t
>>482970676kek it's this isn't it
>he's going to remake his general and then switch to skyking threads and spam like he can use his mind powers to read military encryption next
>>482970676facts>goyim why are you in this thread instead of the bbc thread!
>>482970637It didn't used to be this way. It's just another example of how this place is actually being attacked by intelligence agencies. Their goal is mass disruption. They don't care what it is, they just don't want you to have friends and /comfy/ places
>goyim why aren't you reading my panic inducing retard weather thread and talking about climate weather change
>>48297052410-14 inches of rain is just a Florida tuesday, you'll be alright
>he is still whining and bitching
>oy vey its intelligence agencies shitposting i tell you goy
hit a nerve?
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>>482968486I'm in tallahassee, any homeless white is a crackhead that might as well be as bad as a nigger or a panhandler who has more money than me.
>>482970669there you are. congrats on calling this before anyone. glad you are here as always.
>>482970626insane video
>Ok...guys how bout dis >how about a lust provoking imagine >and a time wasting question asked solely to draw your attention from what you're currently doing>did I mention how dumb this thread is..
>>482970626>>482971031Even more insane when you realize how large those windmills are.
>>482970193>>482968410Clearwater Beach is toast
>>482968410>a bit of floodingWow.
