>Quick RundownHelene has made landfall and is now progressing through Georgia as I believe still a cat 4 as of 12:30 EST (wow!) but will weaken quickly going inland but because of her quick speed, should see hurricane and tropical storm condition well inland (well up to even Kentucky and the Ohio river valley! In addition, we have another storm being sniffed by the GFS so that will be fun to check up models on. >Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricanesPrevious:>>482965379LIVE streams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTnlp7qrTYg [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktY30sV6RM [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo0NhYV00pk [Embed]
Category 1 on landfall, it's another retard general
>>482970888not as bad as a cat 1 nigger invasion
>Jewish Fragility
Why do shills hate hurricane threads?
This is the first major storm where i have not lost power. A couple flickers but nothing besides. So either those tornados a few months back cleared out all the trees that could possibly fuck shit up or this is truly done fuck all to us.
>>482970936ez filter
>>482970962They are deeply afraid of meme magic
>>482970962Media shill
>>482970888>checkedfinally, a real thread.
>>482970962we're not allowed to have /comfy/ places on this board anymore.
>>482970962I remember the faggot who spammed gay porn during Dorain, that was just peak
>>482970888NothingBurger
>>482970974The latter, they overhyped it and seemingly lied about how strong it was. Storm surge is kind of bad in a few places like Tampa but the "unsurvivable" surge in the Big Bend doesn't seem to be happeing and that's where it was directly hit.
>>482971109congrats on calling this before anyone, i saw your posts back when you mentioned it. nobody was talking about it or really knew about it. elite
Helene still has a clear eye over Georgia
Still waiting to see a single wind measurement over 100 mph. Should be easy to prove considering this is a monster storm of the century cat 4
Take note anyone on this thread trying to still deny that the storm was not a category 1. 4chan is inundated with shills and bots posting any jewish backed campaign, this is no different
>>482970962Conflicts with their 'nothing ever happens' narrative.
>>482971198Thanks, though anyone could do it with enough attention to model behavior like this new system the GFS is right now, I think there's a good chance it actually becomes something, what will be become and where would it go? Don't know now.
>>482971220yeah, someone could post evidence and you'd say the source is a psyop, another ez filter
now that the dust has settledwhy did Helene fail?
>>482971320because you touch yourself.
>>482971320a hurricane doesn't have a mission or an agenda, lol
>>482970888She’s coming for us
>>482970974Savannah here. I'm getting a lot of flickers when the gusts pick up briefly. Had a 6 second brown out an hour ago and the 1-2 second brown outs are becoming more frequent now. Also loads of limbs beating the shit out of my house. One loud clam woke me up even and made me go look to see if it punched a hole in my roof. Guess im awake for the rest of the night
>>482971209TAD bros!
I'm gonna miss my porch
>>482970974My power has flickered off and on a few times tonight but now it's been off for a while and it probably won't be back on for a while based on past experience. Hopefully the cell tower gennys will keep working so i can keep phoneposting t. south GA on an island
>>482971138didnt they kind of perfectly estimated dorian or whatever it was and still got a bunch of dead people because nobody took it seriously? after that they started over-hyping to get people out of asses
>>482971416Glad to hear it's just kinda meh levels of serious. Got family in Savannah. Stay safe, fren
>>482971317Not an argument faggot. I've lived in Florida my whole life and enjoy following hurricanes. Was near the eye of Ian two years ago and measured 135 mph wind myself. You don't think it's weird that nobody can show a single source of even a 100 mph gust on a supposed cat 4?
>>482970962Think about retard, if your attention is here, how can they influence you ? They would have to come here, and do wut?..
>>482971436Gives you the opportunity to build something new and better. Men need projects and you'll feel like a badass when you put that final screw in and sit under it, kick your feet up, and crack open a beer.
>>482970895Yes large teams of people are paid to shill here.
>>482971416I'm on the islands and power went out 15 min ago. Winds are sustained and getting stronger.
>>482971452>dorian>iq DoRAlso, I had one 15 second blackout ne of atl, most likely multiple blackouts then down for 2 or 3 days
>>482971416*Slamit was a widowmaker from neighbors tree that bounced off their roof and smacked the side of my houseAs I type, the power is fading in and out pretty hard now lmao, the outage is taking me finally it seems
>>482971317Sorry i don't have my fuckin anemometer handy, instead i've just got 29 years of living in florida through actual cat 4s and 5s and i can tell you this was not oneIn a vacuum i'd think this was a tropical storm, maybe a cat 1 at worst
>>482971533It amazes me anyone has the brain damage to try and claim they don't when there's literally declassified reports about how they failed to do it in 2016 lmao
>>482971587>AnemometerHuh funnily enough I had forgotten I had one of these, thanks fren
>>482971388Braves gonna get rained out again :-(
>>482971533And look where those people are located
>>482971592they're not dumb, they're lying, it's their job
>>482971587No anon forget your first hand experience with hurricanes. The experts on reddit told me wind speed is measured at 6 million feet altitude and wind has never been measured above 100 mph at the surface on a cat 4 before. Trust the science
>>482971729you're trying too hard, I can hear your nasal jewish whine through your posting
>>4829709621 on-topic thread = 1 less nigger dick jeet thread
>>482970962Our influence on the 2016 election more or less came down to the fact that we had fun doing it. It was funny. They've been trying to make every thread miserable ever since, as per that study about 'making these sites less interesting to their users' to drive down engagement and eventually traffic. It's literally and exactly demoralization shilling.
>>482971220Valdosta Airport measured 102 MPH with 133 MPH Gust
>>482971587you guys all have the same script?
>>482971684Hopefully the next hurricane can clean up the threads.
>>482971388Scratch that, maybe she isn’t
So how long until helicopter/drone footage of all the flooding to come starts surfacing? Tomorrow evening? Saturday?
>>482971798You're trying way too hard. Just post a wind speed measurement and prove me wrong
>>482971853And that's an hour inland. Imagine the path of destruction it carved through Florida first
I left for an hour and a halfAnything substantial happen?
>>482971902>>482971853this southern gentlemen already did>I know you're gonna call it fake though
>>482971026>>482971076>>482971514>>482971812>picrel is what triggers their semitic neurosis what pathetic creatures
This is boring as fuck.
Ocala reporting in. We got nothing but light rain and some wind. Nothing ever happens here.
>>482971416That's just me pulling a prank.We like to have fun here at GA Power. How're you enjoying the higher rates btw?
>>482971416The loud clams are the worst
>>482971452No, it was Matthew where they started overhyping things in response to some hurricane I'm forgetting. That's where Rick Scott and Shep Smith were doing the "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE COAST OR YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE" shit.
Can I expect anything more than rain in Knoxville?
How the fuck does this bitch still have an eye? It's been over land for 3 hours now. My fucking God
Attention thread:The category 1 storm has passed.
>>482972117Not really, NC is getting all the shit while the Appalachian Mountains mostly protect you from the windy wind winds that might knock over some porch furniture and losing power.
>>482972182filtered
>>482970888checked
yeah he's jewish 100% you can tell the way he types shit lol
>>482971863It won't because nobody really cares about non-Florida gulf coast hurricanes unless it's some freak Harvey/Katrina event.
>>482972279Man, reminds me of some of those old flash games. Y'all know the ones I'm talking about
it's crazy how this happens every day in florida
>>482972309ngl, I've got a bit of a jew fetish. I hate myself for it, but I desperately want one of those forbidden romances with a jew girl with me being a bit of a nazi and all
Welp, just a reminder to all who say nothingburger, you all have been EXTREMELY spoiled in the last 7 years. only 2004-2005 match in terms of major activity, otherwise it'd take 50 years to reach this level of landfalling major hurricanes. years were quite mid and sparce with hurricane activity.
>>482971895Ryan Hall might post some midday tomorrow
>>482971529I suspect posts like this are government agents / bots specifically put here to fight back against online doomerism lmao
>>482972464sounds very reddity
>>482972450piss tinkles of rain might have to become the new word for hurricane if threads like this continue
Jax here. Power just went out. No wind or rain right now, so probably grid shit.
>>482972450idk how or why I missed Michael. I remember all of this, but for some reason Michael is just this black void of nothing. Weird.
Cat1 piss tinkle over and out
>>482972464Wouldn't the glowies be promoting doomerism?ffs, I'm just trying to give a bro some encouragement. God damn
>>482972560The panhandle is full of nothing but trees and the occasional old white guy, that's why.
>>482972019Less service for more inconvenienceA touchstone cooperative
>>482972560idk what the fuck you were doing, michael hit right in the middle of the day, maybe you got a job or something
>>482972616glowies actually really hate doomers, true doomers have nothing to lose, they're worried the borderline doomers will become real doomers en masse
>>482972662Yeah, but Irma ended up being mostly a nothingburger, but I remember that storm.
>>482972662I thought it was mostly niggers around Tallahassee
>>482972507It's pretty bad in Baldwin, but just heavy winds and rain. Power flickered a lot.
Any good Georgia streams?
>>482972743eh, fair. >>482972739I've never had a traditional day job, so absolutely not lolMaybe I did follow it and just forgot it? idk, shit's weird.
A couple panhandle towns are literally gone.
>>482972560You had an agreement with Saturn not to make that event part of your holographic reality bubble.
>>482972858The drone footage is going to be boner inducing.
>>482972916Part of me wishes I cared enough to go full anthropologist and figure out why it was Saturn that got selected as the super spoopy planet.
>>482972858Yeah some of the storm chaser footage I've been seen is showing extensive damage, the daytime footage should be crazy especially the storm surge shots.
>>482972973you wouldnt be able to fly a drone in those winds unless you mean the aftermath lol
This stream has been the most kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojmDeefx6ecHe went from getting out to help people clear trees off the road with his chainsaw to getting fed up and weaving around them while yelling that it's not his problem and they're all stupid
>>482971109where were you all day faggot
>>482970888checkedSOGGYOGGYGAYSAYS
>>482973055It makes funny music noises, that's why
>>482973122I know it's not, but a small part of me thinks he's Mitch West, so he's been in Perry.>>482973137They all do, even Earth.
>>482973055It controls the magnetic field which determines what 4th dimension holographic events appear on your personal television screen of consciousness. People dislike it because their thoughts influence what they pull into orbit of their being and they don't want to take in what they dish out. The rings of Saturn symbolize the circular motion of projected energy which will always circle back around its source and return to the sender.
Why do so many faggots act as if this is new for Florida?
>>482973272paid shills and bots disrupting discussion of real political topics with fake events
>>482973122umm... working
>>482973311I guess the state is paying me to stay at work and be on standby until the storm clears .. but I don't think you had that in mind.
>>482973272Florida will be mostly okay except for some areas, It's Georgia that's in trouble
>>482973272>samefagging
>>482973311>real political topics>one thread about a hurricane >THIS IS TOO DISRUPTIVE
>>482973442by definition a slide yep!
>>482972507Power has been out for about an hour here in Middleburg. Just enjoying the sounds of wind gusts, frogs, and the occasional siren.
>>482973418>>482972973>>482972858this is all cope for another nothingburger of a storm
>>482973442It's basically that skit where the KKK guy talks about hating niggers, but the only thing he does is hate niggers and gets annoyed with people talk about things other than hating niggers.
Anything good happening?
>>482973583>he quotes in reverse orderyou bums are so easy to spot
This general slowed way waaay down. What happened did the storm turn into a nothing burger
>>482973757It's landed, it's late at night, many people are without power and internet, and so many people have probably gone to sleep.
>>482973534Right, it's the most brain dead logic ever posted...>big storm not political >billions in federal aid is not political >bandwagoning based off how each party in power handles the aftermath in each respective county...ermm not political The type of people politics are made for
>>482973637but I wanna talk about Chinese people
>>482973841dont forget the inevitable blm looting spree
would you help her get unstuck
>>482970888THIS IS NOT POLITICS. KYS
>>482971220There have been many measurements over 100 mph. You need to know how to do simple math though. Wind speeds were measured at 130mph 3k feet up. Typically, in these kinds of systems the wind difference is roughly 10mph per every 1k feet, so surface levels are 100mph give or take. Gusts have been recording over 100mph from every major source reporting on this, and there is data published showing proof. Look at the NOAA reports.
>>482973918kek I was just watching thatwhere is he and where is he headed?
>>482973918My strength isn't high level enough for Gorlack the Destroyer.
>>482973830Remember that guy who kept posting his location and asking "how fucked am I?" Haven't heard from him in a while...
>>482973918Yes, yes I would
>>482973890Going to find out soon if that's about to come to fruition
>>482970888literally nothing has happenedanother nothingburger2 weeks moar
2 category 1 hurricanes
BTW surge did perform, Horseshoe Beach had a camera 17 feet above sea level which was completely swallowed.
>>482973973which one, there was a lot before the hurricane hit land
>>482973973I guess he was fucked
New Orleans is so fucked next week
>>482974256nah niggers is normal
>>482974256don't know where it'll go but the GFS has been VERY happy with something forming here next Tuesday
>>482974351>forgot picnaturally
>>482974103>nothing is happening because I'm not thereDid a pope shit in the woods?
>>482974351we're gonna be back here next weekend
>>482974398next weekend? Try after the weekend?
>>482973583Turns out the place when the storm surge is hitting the hardest isn't that populated.
>>482974398>Shills seething
>>482974454hurricane helene balls deep in georgia, definitely seething
>>482972752Irma buzzsawed up the center of the state in areas where people actually live.
>>482974565Atl is only a few hours away, and it's already not handling it well
Trees already falling in Atlanta
>>482973973If it was the 352 dude that's me. Just been on my phone since I have data and the storm here was just caused a power outage and limbs being broken off, hoping for power soon this morning since they usually get it quick
>>482973757It's late on a weekday. Also while this cunt had a good landfall area in terms of relatively minimal damage she had a shitty one for chasing and entertainment. Right over a bunch of swamps and wetlands with few roads to the coast. The best place to go was nearly 50 miles away. People got turned off from watching cause of that.
>>482974565also, half a million customer just about with no power
ITT we laugh at burgers for choosing to live in a place where they get their shit pushed in by the fucking weather lmao
How many of you are in the /cozyzone/?
>>482974826Cat 1 landfall, cat 5 chimpout It's happening
>>482974864at least we get to see the sun nigel
>>482974889oh, did I mention it's already flooding in Atlanta?
>>482974864it's more like a semi-anually purge and you get to watch all the morons panic and act funny, plus a nice dopamine reset when the power goes out. true floridians fucking love hurricanes unless you live in a trailer park
>>482974931When the sun rises all he'll is going to break loose
wish me luck gays i'm in direct path. it should hit within the hour. my home is surrounded by gigantic oaks. i don't feel so good bros
>>482975025protect pupper at all costs.
How's everyone holding up? I prepped food here in Indian River, and the storm completely missed us. How am I gonna eat all of these publix chicken tender subs now?
>>482974826does this mean it's trending even more eastward than predicted or is it still on track?>>482974972Now why would you say that? I'm sure the fine citizens of Atlanta have carefully planned ahead for such an event which should keep unrest to a minimum
thanks to the anon who posted the paramount weather stream, great energy
>>482975211The lower pop fox live chat has been a fucking blast all night I’ve been laughing for 3 hours everyone calling everything fake and goonposting
>>482975206Ive been wanting to go shooting again. Cases and cases of 556 and 9
>>482973107>>482975211
>>482975206It's on track, just is going to have an obvious eastern bias
>>482975338based
I'm in st pete and underwater
>>482975348why does this jew spam these threads so much
>>482975400
>Just realized that with my porch being gone, all of the lizards and curly-tails will probably leave our yard because they enjoyed catching bugs on the screenI'm sorry, reptile frens...
>>482975454I've made one thread today
>>482975400Rip
>>482974878Right in the middle of it. Been sitting here all night with the window open listening to the rain.
There is a lack of hurricane porn
>>482970936>>482970888Can I get a screenshot of the radar for the East Coast right now? My connection is too shit and it won't stop sprinkling here and I want to know if it's from this hurricane
>>482975900Checked and here
>>482975809I do miss the la palma koikatsu girl (volcano chan?)
>>482975809I got you
>>482975900She's big
>>482976013Thanks, Needs to include Ohio, but that's looking like a yes.It's like constant sprinkling with the occasional stop. I was trying to sit on my front steps and drink beer while browsing pol and its super obnoxious because the phone isn't water proof, I i had to hold my finger over the headphone port and keep locking and unlocking the screen because it was drenched and glitched out the digitizer. Then my ass fell asleep so now I'm inside but the connection is still too shit because I'm on always on data and don't have another hookup
>>482970888>literally a nothing burgerNo more threads you fucking queers. It's not happening. Just a little rain is all. Let it go already.
>>482976257it could still ramp up again and be a cat 4!
>>482976257Cat5 chimpout is coming Screen cap this
>>482976222Lol it's already in Georgia??And yup, I'm up in Ohio, see >>482976256
>>482976257Nigger, my shed is fucking gone. Kill yourself
>>482971138>/ahsg/* overhyped itfify
>>482974019>>482973918
>>482976323I think I seen it somewhere, actually.
>>482976257My porch is gone, nigger.
>>482976323Damn. Sorry bout the shed bro.
>>482976323Fucking kek
>>482973930Voters dying isn't political?
>>482976323>>482976306>>482976292Give it up already you fucking queers. /AHSG/ was wrong again. Big fucking nothing burger is what you queers have been hyping for days now. Admit it, you were wrong. All these faggoty threads were for nothing.
>>482974749Good, fuck those niggers.
>>482976532no it's still happening!
Homes were destroyed in Perry just from the winds, it'll be shown in the day
>>482976389
>>482976406Stop lying you fucking queer.
>>482976532>Give it up alreadyNo
>>482976558Nothing is happening you fucking tard. It's literally breezy with some rain. Just a big fat /AHSG/ nothing burger.
>>482976611Meds now you delusional queer.
>>482970888Lol this psy op is so retarded. This hurricane is weak as duck and literally caused no damage. All it's done and will do is rain for a day off and on. Lol big whoop. Sorry shills your retarded psy op is too obvious I've seen worse random storms then this weak hurricane. Completely hilarious how people fall for this media pay op
482976574Kill yourself
>>482976647Lol this guy agrees with me. This is a weak storm with some drizzle. Big whoop. Complete psy op distraction.
>>482976664Seethe moar, fag. Sorry you literally thought florida was going to drift into the ocean, like a bugs bunny cartoon
>>482976705idk, 10% of Georgia has no power right now, and it's not even a 5th of the way through the state.
>>482976705Your shtick is gay and played out. Do something original you trash posting ape.
>>482976222Also thanks
>>482976763No one cares about your busted ass rickety porch you humongous faggot.
HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN ON CNN ITS HAPPENING A CAT 5 HURRICANE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>482976611I swear there is a single guy who hates these threads and has a VPN and a 4chan pass account and proceeds to filter everything BUT ahsg threads and has spent years just hating on it because we're not talking about kikes or niggers for a single thread.
>>482976763Your porch should have been built to withstand Gale force winds
>>482976763Ho away shill bot. Your weak ass cheap ass shed would fall over if a drunk guy fell into it. There is no hurricane that's as bad as they say. I see it for myself now. Complete fake n gay psy op. A little breeze and some drizzle. Oh no!! Lol I'm always right wtf
>>482976871it's extremely forced and obvious. sloppy job. flat earth level shit.
he's starting to lose it
>>482976915>rain is a psyop, guysK, keep me posted
All of SE Georgia is out of power and Helene is closing in on Atlanta
>>482976871Probably, its some stupid concensus cracking attempt never ever works here.The shill doesn't even know how to change posting styles.
>>482976801Seriously? How do you knowM so basically they are false flagging the power grid and blaming it on some drizzle rain?!?! God damnit. I hope your lying Im not in the mood for a mozzad false flag power outage
>>482976774/AHSG/ were the ones saying florida was going to drift into the ocean, like a bugs bunny cartoon you queer. I told you tards this storm was a nothing burger for days now. All you fags insisted Florida was done for. Sure as fuck I was right and /AHSG/ was wrong again as usual.
>>482970888outside of Asheville, NC, they keep updating the flash flood warning every fucking 10 fucking minutes in the middle of the night I fucking swear, it's obnoxious. Just fucking tell us flash flood warning until like noon tomorrow for fuck's sake quit giving minute by minute updates while people are trying to fucking sleeponly blast our phones if we have to fucking evacuatefuckman I hate having to have moved here.fuck the south so much
>>482976871take your meds you are probably in your 30s living at home or unmarried still getting excited about people dying and property getting destroyed in hurricanes using words like comfy insanely cringe
>>482976986I will say, the irony is the anons in the storm's worst path have probably lost power and can't post on cell service.
>>482976825Go back to China dude if you hate white Europeans so much. I'm not stupid I can see you. Your op sec is trash chang
>>482977047I was browsing properties in that area how is that part of NC? sounds like you hate it
>>482977039>no uU said this was HARRP, and the government would make it disappear. You could have gotten someone killed.
>>482976865This guy knows. It's all fake. It's seriously a weak ass storm. Posting from panhandle of Florida ON THE BEACH! Literally a breeze guys
>>482977047Oh, you're fucked.
>>482977050Kek.
>>482977050>He's not a Kek cultistngmi
>>482977050You sound old and cucked
>>482977050It's a jew posting from tel Aviv why do you think he wears the memeflag
>>482977149>Posting from panhandle of FloridaEz to prove
Just getting rain so far. Earlier in the day the hourly forecasts said 60mph winds in the morning but that's been downgraded to 25-35mph.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program>In May 2014, it was announced that the HAARP program would be permanently shut down later in the year. After discussions between the parties, ownership of the facility was transferred to the University of Alaska Fairbanks in August 2015.schizo-kun's retard posting.....
>>482976973Green text posting shill fag. Dude rain isn't gonna hurt you. This storm is not as bad as you losers are making it out to be. I'm standing on beach right now. Lol you guys are so gullible
duvalnigger, I just bought some ground beef and put it in my fridge today, power's been out an hour and a half. haven't opened the fridge, don't plan on it, how long until it and the other shit is fucked (milk, eggs)
>>482976871Holy mother of rent free. Take your meds. There is no bad man lurking in the shadows. /AHSG/ is just a faggoty nothing burger general these days. It's your own fagoot's fault for hyping up nothing burgers instead of waiting for actual happenings. /pol/ is sick of you faggots. Fuck off back to /reddit/ where you belong.
>>482977242>transfer the program to contractors>WE TOTALLY SHUT DOWN HAARP GUYS!!!
>>482977255I'm on mars, rn
>>482976978Great false flag power outage incoming. How many mozzar agents are in our power plants??
>>482977198I bet he doesn't even know how to tri-force
>>482977086You’re literally jerking your cock to the attention you farm. Very homosexual behaviour.
>>482977276I guess the difference is I like hurricanes and covering storms so it makes sense I would be active. Though you hate them, yet you're more active than I am. Talk about rent free.
>>482977047Dude I'm NOT lying. It's just raining. That's it. Nothing more. And rain just stopped an hour ago. 0 wind 0 rain. This hurricane is weak and fake
>>482977148Take your meds you delusional liar.
>>482977314types like this always kept the threads alive though, despite the quality decrease.
the heebs are getting hystericalover weather..
>>482977132I fucking hate it yeah, I'm from the west, I much preferred it there but family stuff brought me here.I mean it's pretty but I never had to deal with hurricanes out west.I also hate that everything is nigger fucking sweet tea.I hate the accentI hate the humidity (and as far as I know this is supposed to be mild humidity for the south but it's like 3x what I'm used to)I hate that none of the roads are marked so you never know what road is what like at an intersection you just have to guess "is this my turn?" because there's no sign above the road with the lights, until you know the area by memoryI hate that roads never have shoulders, are really narrow, and are in bad repair so you can blow a tire going too far to the right to avoid some dipshit driving on the median.I hate that EVERYONE IS FUCKING LATE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHINGseriously what's the deal with southerners. If you have an appointment for a contractor to like, redo your floors? They're an hour late, guaranteed.
>>482977393Now I'm on the same beach you are, very windy, much rain...and it hurts..
>>482977225That being said, please God don't let my power go out I will go insane please
>482977050>living at home..no shit people are living at home?>482977303You guys really need to ask your boss how to post.>482977255>greentext postingWhat level of schizo shill is this lmao>>482977275Eggs will be fine as long they arent crackedMilk idk, better if unopened
>>482977381just ignore the homojew, it wants attention and every fag in this thread is giving it what it wants
this is not political
>>482977432I think this one’s a bot with the retardation slider set to high.
>>482977299Well you must be very proud of yourself Johnathan
>>482977385oh I know, it's raining a little it's not even that fucking badbut they keep blasting our phones in the middle of the night just to extend the already in effect flash flood warning another half an hour or some shit.It's woken me up at least 3 times tonight.
>>482977381The difference is you are an egotistical namefag responsible for shitting up /AHSG/. This general went to shit when you showed up and starting forcing it as a meme. /AHSG/ was better without you and Confederate Niggerologist. Fuck off and drown.
>>482977533Aussie flags are all CCP shills. Prove me wrong.
>>482977544I'm proud of you, anon
>>482977550Turn your sound off then you lazy nigger
>>482977467It's time for you to go back, Carpetbagger Scum
>>482977467You sound like a complete faggot.
>>482977498Have the courage to reply properly or lurk more you coward.
>>482977654>>482977679t butthurt cletuses that are always late and lazy as fuck.
>>482977654Eat a bullet Niggerologist
>>482977550Yup I hear ya brother. I'm wondering why the MSM hyped it up so much? I mean all my friends and shit have been freaking out about the past 3 days. I told them "yo listen I guarantee it's not gonna be bad at all, they are just hyping it up for some other reason. I mean how many other hurricanes have EVER got this much attention in advanced?" Then tonight I saw some friends and said "see I told ya, I'm always right lol" then they were like "oh well yeah but it's raining tho!! "
>Have the courage to reply properly or lurk more you coward.>HOW ELSE WILL I GET PAID
>>482977467Sounds like you need to learn to drive. Also sweet tea is the nectar of the gods.
>>482977778Meds now schizo
>>482977783Only if it has honey
>>482977621what if it's something actually important like, an evacuation notice I don't know, the creek near my house could flood its banks.that I might need to fucking know in the middle of the nightwhat I don't need is a repeated warning not to drive at 3am
>>482977820WaterSugarTeasimple as
>>482977597Now Micheal don't make me call your folks and tell them your shilling on 4 chang again
>>482977550I've heard many people are without power in that area so you're bound to lose it soon too I'd imagine.
>>482977783not the cletus driving over the yellow lines?
>>482971862They do. They work in tandem with that turkroach who alternates between his flag and memeflags.
>>482976978I'm in that part of GA. Powers working perfect and it's just a drizzle. Try harder just weirdo sholl bot
>>482977885Bubba will pull him over (maybe) don't worry
>>482977047You can probably turn that shit off.I turned all mine off after they kept blasting amber alerts for missing niggers 5 hours away
>>482977946prove it
>>482977877power flickers a little every once in awhile but doesn't actually go out. we'll see though. Asheville itself is fucked but I'm not actually LIVING there, thankfully.I'm potentially worried the creek might overflow its banks and so that can be an issue but so far there's not even standing water on the roadit's just rainingI mean, it's a good rainbut not even like "a torrential downpour"
I’m about 20 min north of Nashville.Will I survive?
>>482977967Even with the settings turned off, there's supposed to be alerts that can still bypass them. They're really rare though.
>>482977877How's the weather in Israel Ari? Now this is your dad, get off this website and do your talmoood studying and fake humping of the demon shakina! Don't make me take your laptop from you now
>>482977959I’m waiting for him to fuck up, I thought he was done for when he nearly got bogged the first time. It’s not too late for a kino finale.
>*RWAARK* take your meds>*RWAARK* take your meds
>>482978000Post your talmood books first Ari. You should be studying right now
>BAH GAWD IT'S MAKING LANDFALL AS A HISTORIC CATEGORY 4 NEARING 5 IDS HAPPENING >literally just a cat 1 now
>>482978000You do realize we can see your location right?
>>482977967I just wish they'd like, do 1 thing for the night, just "flash flood warning until noon tomorrow" something like that at 10pm or somethingand just leave itthat'd serve its purposeslike I think that there's a reason to have the alerts on phone just not spam them every hour or so just to extend them.that's the issuebut everything in this fucking area of the country works backwards I swear.It's gotta be the inbreeding.
Why were the COVID deaths so much more important than the everyday deaths?Why is there not a kill count for Helen? What is the current score? Hopefully 0. When does the lockdown return? Are there going to be more happy nurse dances to goon to again?Are stores going to have toilet paper and PPE in stock during this crisis?How might society better function because of this?
How crazy would it be we (OF ALL PEOPLE) ended up being targets of some Mossad operation.
>Micheal >Johnathan Not in a thousand years will you ever get it right, nor did you call anything...if you did where's the screen cap?
>>482978162Well I mean its like 11am in tel Aviv so prime time kike posting hours. They must be big mad that their slide threads arent working.
Eye passed by me but I'm still in the westsouth of her assAm I in the clear? Just rain from now on? No sneaky tornadoes?
>>482978161remember when people were prepping for the end of the world over a solar eclipse?shit is just stupid now the media blows everything out of proportion.
>>482978161At least 3
>>482978122>we
>>482978246yeah you should be mostly chill now, only people that ought to worry about tornados are people in NC. and mid-atlantc
>>482978325Lmao gottem
>>482977751Cry more you little bitch.
kek rescue boats in Atlanta already
>>482978353Your done misterVlog off
>>482978388Fake
IN 8 HOURS WHEN ATLANTA WAKES UP HELL WILL OPEN UP
>>482978387show up to work late in a civilized non inbred area of the country and you get fucking fired.I thought only niggers were this fucking lazy NOPEeveryone in the south.
Yo it'd be great if Florida would quit voodoo conjuring up these fucking storms
>>482978308When do the supra powers kick in? Why can only one superpower be chosen?The media said to stay inside again. Should I obey or disobey the screen?>>482978316>316▶>At least 3Always sad.
Guys listen. This storm Is ridiculously weak. Don't believe the MSM bot boy shills. I'm not lying. Seriously ask anyone in Florida or Georgia
>>482978506Cry moar, carpetbagger
>>482978469I'm in ATL. There is nothing. Not even barely raining you lying fag
what's gained by trying to hide this
umm... it isn't turning north... Total South Carolina Death? Unexpected
>>482978538in Florida they're being told if they're not evacuating they should write their name and date of birth on their leg in a permanent marker so their body can be identifiedlike is this shit real?
>>482975295>Cases and cases of 556 and 9Feldman, is that you?
Ok I'm done. I speak the truth. Believe me or not you'll all see tomorrow how fake n gay this week storm really was
>>482978506YNBAW no matter how much you cry like one.
>>482978538>ask anyone in the towers>there were no jets
>>482978566go fuck your cousin Cletus
>>482978014>>482978157If I was staying on android I'd flash cfw and delete that shit. It's beyond obnoxious, yea some you can't turn off like presidential and I think amber alerts I turn off.Fuck this gay shit
>>482978608It's the fact the MSM is trying to make it like a nuke. It's a normal weak hurricane we see every year. Lol
>>482978670Imma spic, they're called primos
>>482978648never claimed to be one.you're just butthurt over your "southern pride"pride over whatlosing a fucking war because you were so desperate to keep pet niggers?pride over being able to marry your sister?
>>482978538I live out in Daytona and I was getting over 40mph gusts that far away from the storm. Shit was windy as fuck, even across the state.
>>482978608Psy op to get people to stock up on essentialsThey grocery shop less for the next month and don't notice the price inflation as much, feel like economy is fine Camel wins in fl/ga
>>482978733K troon.
>>482978628TOTAL CONFEDERATE NIGGEROLOGIST DEATH
>>482975338Literally NPCs wtf they're just gonna sit there and wait for the tree to move itself or what? Jfc nobody is cleaning that up for at least 2 days
>>482978693I'll try turning off severe and just leaving extreme just in case there's some sort of evac order, I don't think there will be but leaving some prudent precaution in case we just get fucking dumped on while sleeping and the creek overflows
>>482978629That's wrong, the leg is awful. Things wash off legs all the time, most city officials say to write it inside of your foreskin.
>>482978799I mean, with those digits. Though something to be mindful is I think this is the least active I've been with a major hurricane in the last 7-8 years. Just was very busy with life you know?
what the fuck is this shit?https://hypotheticalhurricanes.fandom.com/wiki/Hypothetical_Hurricanes_WikiI was trying to find out the first historical hurricane ever recorded, and google served me up fake info from this faggot wikihow are we going to prevent AI from intaking all this bogus bullshit and fucking things up?
nothing burger
so... is it over? is georgia dead?
>dead threadokeay yeah its over LMAOOOOOOOOOO FUCK LMAOOO HAHAH!!
>>482978953>Just was very busy with life you know?No, I doubt they have any concept of what that's like.
>>482978918If you're in a holler I'd be a little concerned.Maybe rig up a float alarm at some point, literally an old fuel pump in you yard connected to an old car horn so when water raises the float lifts up and activates. Might have to use a voltage divider and put it on an online relay or just put an inline wet switch so it's not constantly putting weak voltage through the relay making it burn out and will only activate when there is water them honk after certain level..Good luck, threads archiving
ATLANTA WILL CONSUME THE NEWS CYCLE FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS
It is swinging hard to miss atlanta as well?Sigh...Go fuck up asheville then.
georgia is fine, nothing burger, not happening
