https://nypost.com/2024/11/20/us-news/cenk-uygur-slams-allan-lichtmans-stupidly-wrong-election-prediction-in-wild-clash-on-piers-morgan/
>>489082340>Cenk emerges as the voice of reason in today's societyImagine saying that in 2016.
>>489082340Kek
>>489082340…Are you the Keymaster?
>>489082340What are the Keys? Serious question, no idea what people are talking about
>BLASMEPH
>>489082340And yet all sat, with their fat asses.. Hm.
>>489082340buy an ad faggot
>>489082340I never got the key master gatekeeper thing being about sex as a kid
>jewish professor literally sees himself as a Christ-like figure
Chink Wigger
>>489082340>you loserMiddle school garbage
>>489082340Fuck both of these assholes with a 10-foot pole, but this unproductive session did provide entertainment, so whatever lol.
>>489082540if ai kamala had ran she would have won
>>489082544he set uo a bunch of binary criteria supposedly to preeict rhe outcome. only the candidate with enough keys gets elected. but he didnt account for one thing. that his model is fake bullshit used as a campaign tool and not actually tonpredict elections.
>>489082340Turkroach trying his best to save his skin under Trump regime.
>>489082451What what I’ve been seeing he is actually unironically the person I agree with the mostHe’s pushing back on the left but isn’t a magacultist and he’s avoiding falling into the trannytrap and instead talking about things that actually matter
>>489082340lol the headline from the link
>>489083285>magacultistsMost Trump supporters aren't. You are confused.
>>489083601Look some of trump's policies are fine. It's just the anti trans stuff that is why a lot of people are against him and his cult.
>>489082340Gotta respect crazy key guy continuing to claim his keys were still right after he didn't predict the election result. He's just like fuck you cenk I'm right and all your fans were shitting on you in the comments, true liberal.
>the keys never lie. A UFO will come during the next full moon and we will drink cool aid with enough drugs to die. The aliens will pick us up and we will be able to say "Madame president" on another planet. Then we watch earth from afar and laugh at the chuds.
>>489083700I don't know how desperately you want to believe that, but the reality is the opposite
>>489082340As Ana, Cenk is making his way slowly to the right
>>489084031I'd be all for Trump if he didn't go after trans people. I mean wtf. Why go after the most marginalised group in history? I don't get it.
>>489082655Good that means you werent molested
>>489084215>Why go after the most marginalised group in history?Because you want to castrate children.
>>489082340>LichtmanIt truly does not surprise me that a jew thinks he should be worshipped. He makes fantasy liches seem modest and sane.
>>489084505No. No one wants to do that wtf are you talking about? Why do you guys just have to make things up??
>Cenk later mused that perhaps in another time he would have killed and eaten Lichtman for his "deceitful prophecies"
>>489084729>No. No one wants to do that wtf are you talking about?Then why are you mad at Trump? The only "anti-tranny" thing Trump ever said was that it should be illegal for doctors to do tranny surgeries on children.
>>489083285>>489083700you're retarded, or shilling, or both.The "tranny shit" is a very serious problem. The specific issues are trivial, but the greater push for DEI and the culture-apparatus responsible for it is absolutely toxic and quite possibly the most deeply serious problem in the United States today (if a less urgent crisis than Biden's migrant invasion and the Ukraine war). It's a real problem with real consequences. Many organizations in the US have been infected with and are being undermined by this 5th column. Tech companies have been beginning to deliberately higher outside of the insane San Francisco, Silicon Valley Woke bubble to avoid being plagued with these nuisance ideologues.
>>489084215How does Trump "go after" trans people?Be specific.
>>489083285White replacement is the only thing that really matters, tranny shit is enraging and rightfully smacked down, but nevertheless irrelevant compared to replacement
>>489085020It's literally life changing surgery. You can Trump are basically saying trans ppl should die. Like trans children exist, where is your empathy??>>489085078The issue is simple. Trans people want to exist without being killed. Why can't you just leave them alone? Your harming them for literally no reason.
>>489085126He's gonna ban puberty blockers. Which is crazy.
>>489082451He realized that the grift was paying off for Ana so he joined it
>Who the hell are you? Are you Jesus Christ, You LOSER?The way he said this was so funny
>>489082340may i see these keys?
>>489082340>Cenk committed "blasphemy" against the Key MasterIt is honestly hilarious how a slip of the tongue like that reveals exactly what we all know about leftist academics. They think of themselves as some kind of secular clergy.
>>489085399Without parental consent. I actually think it's based he's letting these insane families sterilize these dysgenic monsters.
>>489085348>saying trans ppl should die.They should be sterilized for sure. The vaccine should handle the rest.
>>489085348>Because you want to castrate children.>No. No one wants to do that wtf are you talking about? Why do you guys just have to make things up??>It's literally life changing surgery. You can Trump are basically saying trans ppl should die. Like trans children exist, where is your empathy??
Some men don't check their keys.
>>489085692>>489085756Dude you gotta drop this hardcore right wing act. I don't think you even understand the implications of what your saying. Your just trying to act cool but seriously there are implications that need to be taken seriously.>>489085824I see no flaw in my logic.
>>489085932I meant everything I said, and YOU'RE a fucking retard, KYS faggot.
>>489086102No. I think your a confused young man looking for community. Probably trans yourself and you don't know how to express it. Well lashing out isn't going to help my guy.
>>489085348Shut up you cringe disgusting poo dirt bag idiot retard.
>>489085932>>489086227I hope a tranny murders you and your family.
>Quadrennial Highly Sciencificated, with much technology.
>>489086265Wtf no I won't shut up. I mean literally in any other situation you'd allow someone to have surgery to save their life. Yet in this one your a crazy person. Yeah that's right, a total nut.
>>489086324Ermm trans people are victims of violence not the perpetrators. Look up some stats bigot.
>>489086404Not reading. Get out pedophile poo halfwit. Off topic. JANNIES!
>>489086526>JANNIES!I mean they are literally overwhelmingly trans and support me so. Idk wat you think will happen with that (shrugs shoulders).
>>489085348>It's literally life changing surgery
This thread is fir the discussion of the 13 keys of mystery. Any off topic BLASPHEMY by boring child molesters will be nuked like in putin’s wet dream. THE KEYS HAVE SPOKEN
>>489086786This person would be dead without surgery. Yes.>>489086801>Chud meltdown Yikes.
Spoiled thread by soon to be banned pedophile writing shite nobody will read. Fucking disgusting.
>>489087274>It's madKekle
>>489082340hourly reminder the key master is literally 4'8".
>>489086324Hes going to hang himself 41% chance>>489086481Self own
>>489087787Who hurt you? Honestly I wanna know.
>>489086786 that is the most repulsive abomination I have ever seen. And she feckin CHOSE to do it.What lunatic could be aroused by that monstrosity?
>>489085399Doesn't seem crazy at all to me.
>>489088013>What lunatic could be aroused by that monstrosity?Ermm someone whose open minded and understanding.
>>489082340The key master got flushed like a turd. Not so surprising this year.
>>489088048I mean do you think killing children is a vote winner?
>>489082340link the full exchange nigger
Is Trump in the White House yet? No, and he never will be. He doesn't have the keys. You all don't have the faintest idea how to turn the keys.
>>489087537He's a fucking Keebler elf?
>>489083601Yeah fucking right. MIGAAAAA
>>489083285But cenk is a fucking bona fide 90IQ retard
>>489088246Keek
>>489088128no but stringing up liars like you would win a lot of votes in bygone days.
>>489088321Professor Lichtman is always one key ahead...
>>489082340Fuck keymeister. He was dead wrong in a "key" election. No news outlet should ever consult this cocksucker ever again about anything. He's collecting social security and medicare until Elon and the lap poo end it. Fuck him.
>>489085472>everything is a grift>people can’t change their mindsRetard alert
>>489088391Pretty much this. The Democrats flushed the toilet. And, they should.
>>489088085This has to be bait. Has to be.Well done bong
>>489088664Kek
>>489088547>ummm I totally changed my mind on Harris and Biden the moment they lost trust me bro
DONALD, MY KEYSGIVE ME BACK MY KEYSNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>489082340To be fair it's very obvious Allan Lichtman has aspergers. To him, his keys are like that very specific character in a video game or anime that he's obsessed with, and the creators just radically changed him.
>>489082340cenk cooked
>>489082340>dude gets his prediction wrong>doubles down on it saying he wasn't wrong>right wing laughs at him>goes onto piers morgan to hopefully have an echo chamber to pity him and be nice to him>Cenk, a fellow democrat destroys him>runs away crying>states he is leaving twitter for bluesky because people on twitter are mean>goes and posts on bluesky "hello, I am happy to be here instead of twitter">gets flooded by people laughing and making fun of him even HARDER then on twitter>blue sky proceeds to start collapsingGood lord is this guy cursed or something?
>>489083285Cenk is a retard so if you are agreeing with him the most, you are likely extremely retarded too.With that said, Cenk is a fairly normie representation of the left, in that, until they have a personal experience with it, how they feel about it takes precedence. We just saw Cenk have a very good, positive interaction with people at the highest level of government, and they happened to be republican. That right there, is a game changer for a normie like Cenk, especially since his personal experiences with the lib gov has been lack luster.Same thing with Anna and the homeless guy who tried to fug her. 1 bad in person experience, and she's radically changed her ideology. Same thing with normies here in Canada regarding Indians. You HAVE to have personal experiences with them now, since they're everywhere, and now everyone is finding out that their image of them in their head doesn't match the image of them in reality.So this is good. Normies NEED to deal with personal experiences to change their mind. It's literally how they operate in the world.
>>489085348>its life changing surgeryMore like life ruining surgery, it ruins the child before they are old enough to know what they are>trans children existNo, they don't. Confused uneducated children exist, but not trans children.>no they aren't confusedYou don't believe that because if you did, you would be fine with waiting until age of consent. But you aren't. Because you know its not true.
>>489084038>As Ana, Cenk is making his way slowly to the right
>>489082451TYT turning rightwing was NOT on my bingo card.
So many political figures have tried to adopt the abrasive demeanor of Trump but just dont have the charisma to make it work.
>>48908360190% of trump voters couldn't name a single complaint they have with trump (including him wanting to import endless pajeets or having unwavering support for israel)
>>489083700He is “anti-trans” because he doesn’t want doctors to be able to transition children without their parent’s consent? Get thee hence, you demonic kike!
>>489083023>his model is fake bullshit used as a campaign tool and not actually tonpredict elections.His model successfully predicted a Trump victory actually, but he was too biased to admit it and lied and coped.
>>489090845>90% of trump votersKek, polls
>>489088128You know, before you people were given a microphone, the number of kids whose suicides could credibly be linked to frustrations arising from their parents not approving of them voluntarily ruining healthy and functional sexual organs was functionally zero. My gut tells me that despite all your propaganda, it still is. Anyone that listens to a progressive shout like a shitflinging monkey that disagreeing with anything they say is LITERAL GENOCIDE is a certifiable fucking moron of the highest order.
>>489084729Then what do you call hormone blockers for children? You just need a fucking hatchet to your face. Seriously. I’m so done with you twisted fucking demons.
>>489082870Keys broke doe
>>489088391Maybe I’ve been too Styxpilled for too long but I still think the keys are a good model, he was just straight up arbitrary and wrong in how he applied them.
>>489084215>nuclear levels of sour, nigga this shit will turn off your pacemaker
>>489086352
>>489082340Nice to see Cenk recognize Jesus Christ is God, live on air. I, for one, welcome him to the body of the Church.
>>489085126He is literally murdering trans folx by denying them women's rights, and also by restricting their right to basic constitutionally guaranteed healthcare services like cutting their dicks off. Is that specific enough for you sweaty?
>>489086786>man made horrors
>>489082340I hat Chunk, but he was hilarious shitting on a fellow leftist.
>>489082340
>>489082340Chunk's been kinda cool lately.
>>489088664>This has to be bait. Has to be.I... I... I don't know.
>>489089998It’s just another kike getting what it deserves.
>>489088246Computer, enhance!
>>489091591>Styx NGMI
>>489092262Elon should make an electric version of that Karin, that thing looks cool.
>>489082544A bunch of yes/no questions, the answers to which supposedly predict the winner of the presidential election.They're not too bad but he applied them very wrongly.
>>489089506shoe status?
>>489084215Ah, the new tactic the troons cooked up: Try to get the conservatives and moderates on your side by pretending to not be a retarded catamite herder with a feminine penis and push all your equally insane allies under the bus.
>>489083700nobody gives a flying fuck about trannies, it's why YOU LOST!
>>489082540Is Cenk the Gatekeeper?
DONT TURN THAT KEYNOOOOOOOOOOO
>>489088547The suddenly changed their minds when TYT was on the verge of bankruptcy. It doesn't matter if they lose the left as it isn't paying their bills. They need fresh subscribers.
>>489085348>oh bloo bloo I'm such a victim!Keep crying and you'll never win another election for 50 years. Nobody votes for a LOSER
>>489088246Zazed
Chunk is alright. He predicted Trump would win 2016 on MSNBC.
>>489092008
>>489096913>>489088381>>489089506>>489088246
>>489082657We Jews are the chosen people.If you are not a Jew, you are a filthy goy.
Don't blaspheme me, goy!
>>489083285Yeah that's reasonable. Your comment made the actual chumo shills shit brix.>>489083601Yes, they are. He is a neo religious figure to the low iq. Every reasonable person who may have found him appealing in 2016 ditched him when he became another republican civnat zionist (always was, but this became unavoidable).
>>489082340Cenk has the keys now. TYT are the keymasters now. Kiss Ana Kasparian's feet.
>>489091591Why would you ever waste your time watching that dysgenic fucking retard let alone let him formulate your opinions?
>>489102189Lmao
>>489085126It doesn't matter. At all. The entire lgbtq identity was a construct of the Jew left/right media as a repellant with which to drive support for the right wing today, which they will need to further their plans for this era (transhumanism, new wars for Israel, White genocide legally, antisemitism laws/hate speech laws, restricting the internet under the guise of free speech). Do you seriously think they couldn't see opposition to faggots and trannies marketing their perversion to kids? Of course they could, they wanted war with Iran, to quell White nationalism and steer it's now dead momentum back to the controllable right wing, and knew the way to do that is to make a decoy that reasonable people would attack that only one side of their spectrum opposes, thereby making that side more appealing to the masses. Essentially creating the status quo on the right for now. Ans like cattle, the goyim flock to their new champions who are just agents of the Jew (trump, musk, jones, rogan, gaetz, etc.) and politics they meticulously plotted and rolled out via the mainstream and alternative media, both of which jews control.
>>489104084Cenk should have said>now go home and get your fuckin shine box
>>489086786if you were gonna have a frankendick installed, would you do a normal sized one or would you pick a monster chungus like this lady and other FTMs usually do?
>>489090214"turning rightwing" now just means "not being an ultra-marxist pro-pedophilia commie".The so-called "right wing" is in reality just the center, while the most radical farthest left screams at everyone else calling them "right wing".
>>489082451fpbp, what the fuck
Blaspheming against the church of the left.baka
THE KEYS, DAHNALDWHAT ABOUT THE KEYS
>>489082451Cenk has always been one of the people /pol/ was most annoyed with because he is so fucking close to being correct but always swerves off at the last moment. A lot of the left are just written off from the start as jews, retards, critical thinkers, or various other groups that are simply incapable of reason, or on a slightly higher rung the tankies and anarcho-anarchists who have a form of 'logic' that is internally consistent in structure but the actual foundation of their premises are all unsound. Those people arent even worth getting angry at, you just feel sorry for them as you put them down. Cenk gets this board riled up because he strikes the average /pol/ poster as someone who they can sit down with for half an hour and actually teach him how he is wrong and how to be right instead.
>>489082888checked, just now watched the clip elsewhere after seeing it shilled for two days.To be fair, even Nate Molybdenum warned that Lichtman's model prerequisites were off base for '24.But as predictive modeling (no matter how robust Lichtman's own personal academic career ivory tower might be) the arbitrary '17 keys' predictive model technique is and always has been 100% bullshit, not actual social science.He just got luckyEspecially since the post-1996 era of U.S. presidential elections have been the most specious, anomalous and bizarre in the country's entire 248 year history..
>>489106083Cenk is irrational and always has been.His out-of-control temperament just makes him that much more annoying than typical presumptive progressive leftists (now in 2034 a dying dodo species)
>>489106567>2034*2024
>>489082451Same thing that happened to shitloads of us is happening to him: left just keeps moving further left towards insanity and now he's found his position has him standing on the right. He just started further to the left than most of us so took longer. Trump, Elon, RFK and Tulsi Gabbard all used to be part of the left too.
>>489082340What if this dude becomes a key-themed supervillain
Out of curiosity what are Cenks views on India and Indians?
>>489082340Look at the early life section.
>>489082340lol this is great.
>>489082655We chose our destroy.Donald Trump is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
>>489105645delegateposting was so kino
>>489090214Until a lefty advocates for leftwing gene editing to slowly phase it out of the gene pull you've never seen a lefty turn right wing, you think you'd have one that would go "Yeah i'm fucked up, I can't fix it but maybe you guys can fix it by force, I hate you but I willing to help if you can do this in my liftime" you'd think a lot of people would say this but nope never not even once
>>489108303It was /pol/ at its apex, and I doubt we'll ever have something as great as the 2016 primaries ever again.
>>489089998>Good lord is this guy cursed or something?Yeah, he's from the sinagogue of Satan after all.
That was funny af!They're both silly people, ridiculously insane, I can't belive cenk the cockroach made me laugh.
>>489111502bro you have to be kidding, the 2028 primaries are going to be pure kino
>>489082340LOL Most Boomers are like that.
>>489083959>Then we watch earth from afar and laugh at the chuds>Then we watch earth from afar and laugh at the chudsThen we watch earth from afar and laugh at the chuds>Then we watch earth from afar and laugh at the chuds>Then we watch earth from afar and laugh at the chuds
>>489092623So it's not keys, they are questions? Why did he named them keys?
>B-But it was said that Kamala is Brat how could she lose?
>the destiny debacle>now thispiers has a great format, we used to have tons of this crossfire type shows
>>489113040>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia57OmLJuNo10y ago...
I'm starting to really like Cenk. Predicting a president every once in a while is not a real job or lifestyle. The guy needs to get a grip.
Piers- dumb liberal hackCenk- Literally not opposed to bestialities
>>489083285Cenk is funny and decent politically but he sometimes comes across as a bully and throws too many emotional temper tantrums.
>>489082560Joking aside that’s exactly what he meant. How dare he (Goyim) dare to speak back against one of the (((Chosen))). Literally blasphemy in the eyes of the Jews.
>>489106083> critical thinkersYou mean critical theorists.Critical thinking is actually good.
>>489082340So they really think they are gods, eh?
>>489082340Lichtman's meltdown has been fucking GLORIOUSI wanted Trump to win just to be able to witness it
>>489082340How has nobody made the Skinner meme with him yet? ("Am I so out of touch")He literally looks like him, too
This seems very important.
>>489114485It's going to be Vance vs. Youngkin on the Republican side, aka boring.The Democrat primaries could be funny though if /pol/ memes Fetterman into the White House.
>>489119878No but it's hilarious. Have a laugh every now and then, it's healthy.
>>489082340yeah cenk's problem is that he's a leftist but also refuses to abandon common sense; also he's an old school, orthodox leftist - meaning what matters is workers, low class people, reducing wealth inequality etc etc not tranny shit, identity politics and shilling for corpos as long as they have le rainbow flag out/pol/ is frustrated at cenk because he like many on here got radicalized by OWS and the crackdown upon it but he insists on trying to redeem the left and stand against the tranny gayplex windmills whereas we abandoned the madness and went rightthat said it was only defeat that sobered him up to the truth now, had k*mala won he'd be crowing with all the rest of the fags
>>489082544>>489083023This, except:>but he didnt account for one thing. that his model is fake bullshit used as a campaign tool and not actually tonpredict elections.not quite, the problem is that most of his "model" is subjective and so he simply smothers it with his own bias. Seriously, if you go back and read his "answers" to each of his "key" questions this year, you have to wonder if he's fucking retarded since half of his answers were just "I love sucking Kamala's dick so much that I'm flipping this one to support her!"
>>489082340this shit is hilarious
>>489083700>It's just the anti trans stuff that is why a lot of people are against him and his cult.ROFLThe only people who dislike Republicans' take on trannies are hard-left moonbats who would never vote for a Republican candidate even if there were no other candidates running against the Republican.
>>489084038it’s more that left moves further so you find yourself right again
>>489085615Retard he's a Jewish historian
>>489082451Remember in 2016 when musk was a liberal all in on green energy and soi science?
how many times has his keys really been wrong?
I bet if Trump or Musk jangled some keys on camera he'd actually lose his mind
