WE IS GETTING DAT TOUR OF ITALY FOR FREE
>>520183237I wish I lived in a society where I'd feel good reading that.
>>520183237The Tour of Italy is my favorite dish to order.Every time we go to Olive Garden with the family I like to make a fun little event of it."pack your bags" I say to my wife "we're going on a tour!"I grab my passport and head out the door.We get to the restaurant in 10 minutes flat."WOW, Italy is a lot closer to home than I thought!"When we get to the restaurant I ask the hostess "do I need to speak Italian here?" with a big grin. The hostess giggles and takes us to our table.When we get seated at the restaurant the waiter takes our order."I'll have the tour of Italy" I exclaim. "Do you need to see my passport?" I say slyly. The waitress giggles and says she will bring out the breadsticks and salad soon.The salad arrives and I get extra cheese on top per usual."starting off up north at the snow covered Italian Alps I see!" My wife groans but the waitress gets a giggle out of it.The main course comes and it's just as beautiful as I remember it.I grab my fork "Where do I even begin?!"I take my fork and make airplane noises as I dive my fork down into the Chicken Parmigiana "Milan, you taste magnificent!""Next let's see Florence!" I direct my fork toward the signature Fettuccine Alfredo. It's like I can taste the culture without even seeing the city!"Now for the grand finally, let's head down to Rome!"My fork gobbles up the Lasagna Classico in seconds."Mama Mia! what a trip!"We get the bill "wow a whole tour of Italy for only $14.99? what a bargain!"The waitress seems pretty over it at this point but manages to crack a little smile as she takes my credit card. "Didn't even need to crack out the American Express! hah!"As we leave I wave and exclaim "arrivederci!" to all the staff as we walk out the door.What a great family restaurant.
Karl Marx is spinning in his grave. Tankie sisters, what is our response?
Bottomless breadsticks, lasagna, fettuccine, AND chicken parm?!?! Must be good to be a nigga on food stamps rn.
>>520183237Niggers don't know wtf gratis means.
>>520183420You dont say "pack your bags"..get the fuck outta here!
6/10 bait, if you're a nigger.
subway has been doing this for a while.I think it only applied to cold cuts though.
>>520183237LMAO Imagine working your ass off all day and it's nothing but loud fucking niggers leaving NO TIPS CUZ ITS FREE NIGGA
soja test
this is a gayop consistent with the Podesta Plan to cause mass chaos in an effort to oust trump
>>520183237SHIEEEET DIS MIH BEEBEETA CARDD NIGGUH GIMME DA BIX NOODLES
>>520183237>spreading this meme to a million niggers who show up indignant ready for their gibs
>>520183237kekPlease tell me this is prank started on here.
>>520183237SHIEEET. WE PARTYING TONIGHT>_>
>>520183237Like a beacon of hope!
>>520183237olive garden filed for bankruptcy and is going out of business, op.this is just a way to offload their stock before they sell the tables.
>>520183237is this one of those dastardly /b/ hacks I keep hearing about or is Olive Garden board this stupid for real?Puts
>>520183990nah, it was the games workshop this time.
>>520183237This real?
>>520184193No, this Italy
>>520184128WTF? Why wasn’t this in the news?
>>520183237This didn't worked well in Italy, when you give something for free to the scum you can't take it back and they become more demanding.
>>520184225BASED
>>520184237It was
>>520184237Cause it's not true retard>>520184237
>>520184303Yeah, that never happens here haha
>>520184237it was.>>520184312see, he saw it.>>520184382you are a liar.
>>520184474At this rate Olive Garden will be president in a few decades
>>520183420>tfw you live in an Olive Garden commercial
>>520183237>the more unfortunate members of our community.ayooo gibbe mah fry chicken parmeshan crakkka I hongry yo
>>520183420i feel violated
>>520183237KekDo it for more businessesLets see absolute chaos
Rufus here. My boys and I have been hunting niggers for some time now. We have the freezers full and we will be out Saturday night looking for niglets. We slice and dice the little ones and feed most to our dogs. We barbeque the rest and have to say nigger with a good sauce is quite the meal. No worry patriots, when the niggers come for you just shoot them off the walls and remember Rufus and the boys will be dragging the bodies to the mountains for some fine eating. R. Damn looks like me and the boys will visit Olive Garden.
>>520184668you really shouldn't encourage this unless you're 12
>>520183873>>520183931>>520183824Olive Garden has been absolute trash for over a decade. Ate there a year ago with my father and everything tasted like it was microwaved slop, and the bill was outrageous.
>>520183237sweet. i think i still have my card from years ago. ABBIAMO!
>>520184967the entrees literally are all microwaved
>>520183237lmao
>>520183660Your reading comprehension is nonexistent
>>520183237>the more unfortunate members of our communityAdd it to the list.
>>520184967Yeah, all these places are fast food joints. Everything is wrapped in plastic and microwaved, has been for 20 years or more. Red lobster, olive garden, applebees, etc, etc.I once had a rack of ribs come out that looked ready to eat, except it was ice cold. Pre-cooked, but the kitchen forgot to re-heat it before it came out. The scales dropped from my eyes.
>>520183237Lol the people waiting tables will love serving ghetto niggers who tip $0
>>520183902>bix noodlesYou deserve a (you)
>>520184668>chaoscannot possibly exist as heat death is the ultimate order of everything.remember kids, only order exists.
>>520185791It's a local phenomenon and a feature of ordered systems at a certain scale.
>>520183931EBT isn't even going away it's literally just kicking deadbeats who haven't worked in ten years off. This is so retarded I hate the jewnited states
>>520183237kek, this'll go well I'm suremillions of niggers and pajeets flocking to literally eat (and take home) open buffets for freeafrica 2.0 here we goguaranteed forever food for NOTHING at all, and you can still sell your coupon by inviting non EBT niggers to your house, going there, and ripping them off, then go to your house and feed the extra niggers>oh this will go down well
>>520185895Yeah, it's hell on steroids here. What you mention though, the obfuscation of what's really taking place and what the consequences will be has been deliberate on the part of the j-media. They're talking in terms of expiry of benefits, and how 100% of all snap users will be cut off on Nov 1, or at least using vague language to imply this. Too bad it's not that serious. Then again, niggers won't know the difference.
>>520183902I have expired.
>>520183420Olive garden doesn't deliver. Sure when you're there you're family....
>>520185855incorrect as that would constitute it as planned which means it is part of order.chaos cannot possibly exist and anybody that uses that term is only using it as a sales pitch.welcome to the fold.
>>520183420>now that's some delicious copy pasta!sad you didn't make it to naples, that pizza al taglio really hits the spot when in the catacumbs, drinking some limoncello with pullicinella se una cosa magnifica!
>>520186195>they got my boy>my beautiful boy
Normies are about to get red pilled on the reality of blacks worse than with the body cams.
>>520183420webm very much rel
>>520186457especially since they are still allowed benefits as long as they work 80 hours a month.https://www.fns.usda.gov/snap/work-requirements
>>520183824you mean 100% gratuity on the 0 dollar bill!I'm feeling fucking generous, sign it up! let the waiter female get her full cut tonight!
>>520186309You'll understand sometime.
>>520183237The unintended consequences of this are going to be tragic. Olive Gardens are going to burn down, innocent people are going to be killed. Anthony Bourdain did this when he visited Haiti, he was at a small restaurant and offered to pay for all the food so they can give it away to the people outside and there ended up being 1000 people fighting over enough food for 100 people.
>>520186101niggers will get two breadsticks and plastic cup of water. They will be told to eat it outside by the bushes so that paying customers can sit down
>>520186702>zamn nigga dis da most food i's gon get all week
>>52018670240 acres and a mule?sounds like a deal!
>>520183420
>>520186283as a former suicidal alcoholic with mother issues, this show hit me ridiculously hard
>>520187402normal words but a depressed horse guy
>>520183237>no one over 200lbs will be accepted
>>520186640i already know reality, anon.you're literally unable to accept that you're wrong, huh?
>>520183237im finna get the shimp n lobsta alfredo
>>520183237They are about to go bankrupt. They have no idea whats coming
>>520183237ha ha they're going to learn the hard way, will be hilarious
>>520187822>about to go bankruptanon, please read threads as not to knee jerk.>>520184128
>>520183237cant wait for the shitshow that will happen when the entire ghetto shows up for lunch lol
>all these newfags falling for thiswhat happened to this place?is /pol/ all niggers now?
>>520188067Ayo nigga where da fettucheenee at
>>520183237>WE IS GETTING DAT TOUR OF ITALYThey're gonna give you day old breadsticks and salad they were going to otherwise throw out.
>>520185590>rack of ribsNever get ribs anywhere but a known rib or BBQ joint. Even good restaurants... 99% of the time the ribs suck. If you've had them done right and I mean all day slow cook and make your own sause from scratch.... then you know, most places can't do fresh ribs as it takes WAY too long to cook.
>>520183237People who eat at Olive Garden without EBT will be paying for this.
What could go wrong?Line of niggers a mile long. Paying customers can't get in. This goes on for weeks. Olive Garden goes bankrupt.
>>520183237>niggers will believe corporate America will give them free restaurant mealsObama phones 2.0 kek
>>520190338>Olive Garden goes bankrupt.What's wrong with that tho?
>>520183902>BIX NOODLESkek
>>520191026Drop the VPN. Real Russians understand what a collapsed economy looks like, and understand what starvation feels like.They don't understand niggers.
>>520183528Kek, based anon knows which way the ebt stamps flow. These retards need to larp like their failure to speak english is deyculcha. Gratis is far beyond these monkey niggers.>ayo lem axe yu a qweshtion, deese braydstix andlass? Bixnood!
>>520190900YEEEEEEEEAHH
>>520184585>im sorry we are out of chicken, you can have salad or breadsticks?Level 9 chimp out ensues
>>520183237man i hope this goes viral and the niggers turn all these restaurants into waffle houses
>>520183237I would say this is going to backfire but it's clear this is 100% fake but of course most of you are pajeets who can't even google anything
>>520183237>our business that has gone bankrupt in the past and lost red lobster because niggers literally ate them to nothing when they had their all you can eat shrimp. I cleaned their pipes for a while and every location it was the same thing, you would see niggers and zoomers hang out there literally all day just eating free shrimp.
>>520183237yelp thats it NO MORE OG for me and like 100 of my friends and family ( ps we paid our bills unlike snap vultures )
>>520191830Chipotle employees were murdered on the spot by niggers for running out of Guacamole
>>520192725damn, america is a stupid place
its real. i did it last night and it is confirmed valid and real
>>520183873Yeah, so?
>>520192884thats the best partwe win by literally doing nothing
>>520183237If this is real, they don't know what they've just unleashed. Blacks will reach for the helping hand and rather than let themselves be pulled up, they'll pull you under with them. Entire families of nogs would eat at Red Lobster for 3 hours on a single order of endless shrimp. Really bad miscalculation on the part of Olive Garden.
>>520183237leelAsk Red Lobster about niggers and "all you can eat shrimp" and how that turned out.And Olive Garden wants to let nigs eat for free?BAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>520183237>dine-in gratisniggers definitely dont know what that means
>>520184967Long ago someone that worked there said they microwave some meals? You might as well just get a frozen meal at the grocery store.
>>520194367You'll know if the parking lot is full of Dodge magnums.
>>520183420The new three for free, I kneel
>>520194367>If this is realHoly Shit anon you got it! We need to start "Operation: No Free Meal". Everyone make as many legit looking signs saying to present your EBT for a free meal, do Applebee's, chili's, red lobster, etc... post all over tiktok and Facebook. Put dates and fine print and shit
>>520183237Need to amplify this within black communities to ensure mass chimpouts that destroy their business
>>520184164>is Olive Garden board this stupid for real?zero chanceIf it was real they would have some extensive limiting criteria like applies to one appetizer per bill or something like thatAnons gotta be careful with this kinda stunt these days it's probably grounds to get chitted
>>520183420I didn't smile at this, nor did I laugh at all.Take my (you).
>>520183420Horrific but I respect the hustle
Niggers will ruin it.Ask for crab legs and take a bunch of shit togo
