>>521188291Okay when
>>521188291Sun turned teal. Neat.
>>521188291the sun won't do shit
>>521188291Not again!
Is that why my cell service has been all fucky lately?
>>521188291I am gay
>>521188291It's been fun
>sticky It's real
Thank fuck I hate the internet
>>521188291
Let's pretend I don't know what you're talking about.>mod stickying his own postshame.
Sun is a pussy, also aliens own this planet and are likely protecting our civilization.
oh shit, sticky. this is it bros. this is the big one.
>>521188291what am i looking at?
>>521188291Why’s this pinned? What’s going on anons?
posting in Final sticky
THE MICRONOVA IS CO
Posting in a sticky
tf lil sunny gon do?
Is this why I became bisexual this year? What the fuck
are we dead?why a sticky? I'm fucking scared. What the fuck is this?
>the strongest flare of this yearwow... so it's nothinghow long has it been the strongest of this year? 1 day? 2 days?call me when it's the strongest in a decade or century
>don't go to the solar system tomorrow
>claim it's over>I'm still paying taxesfake & gay
>stickiedthat confirms itIT'S OVER
Why is this a sticky?
>>521188291The fucking big one hasn’t even hit yet
>>521188291>Thread stickied.Oh god. Oh no oh fuck.
>>521188291be a lot cooler if it wasn't
first
Oh. No. We're all gonna die again. Another world ending EMP event. Why is this retarded Dunning Kruger shit pinned?
>>521188291Mods are so fucking gay
Explain it to me with crayons and cum
See you guys next time!
>>521188362More
>>521188291Its true I died.
>stickyOh shit, isreal?
ebin bin
>>521188458It's actually happening this time. This is confirmed going to destroy the entire electrical grid of the planet, not even joking. It was nice chatting with all of you. o7
If this is the end of 4chan, I want you guys to know... You were niggers
Think of the positives. What happens to Israel when it loses all its power?
>>521188291Wtf the sun gonna do?
>>521188433checked. what happened last time? site shutdown.
nothing ever happens
I guess there will be no one left to see it but put me in the screencap.
>>521188446Is that silver?You can’t just stack silver!It has no value!
Link please?
>stickyAre we cooked a>>521188469ctually?
ITS HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING INSANE
>>521188443WHERE'S MICROANON
please god whatever erases india from the map i am ok witht. Hawaii ColonizerFUCK YOU PAJEETSRAUS RAUS RAUS
Please tell me the Space Nazis are finally going to save us.I'm so tired of nothing happening. I am fucking sick of this gay earth.
HERE WE GOLAST TIMME SHITPOSTINGGIVE ME YOUR BEST SHITPOSTTHE BEST TFW SHITPOST LAST TIMEITS OVER BROSMOSTY KITTENLY IMAGE I HAVE OF RIGHT NOW
nothingburger
>>521188291It's just beginning.
>>521188536Supernova. There is no escape. We should have reached for the stars when we had the chance. Now all of Humanity will die. Have you jerked off tonight anon?>in reality, second strongest solar flare in history
>>521188291im ready, shut it all down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNYssWPixnkschizoposting the endtimes
>>521188291Sticky?
Kek
>>521188583I hate to tell you this anon, but the aliens are Posadists.
The whole entire planet is gonna kersplode from electrical infetterance
i accept jesus christ as my lord and savior
>>521188485the same reason every other sticky is created; to prevent multiple threads on a trending topic so the catalog is not spammed up.
>>521188291oh shit is this a candlejack threa
>>521188371yea the boomers are doom posting online, it was funny at first but now its annoying because I would rather look at the pretty sky pictures
>>521188291WHY IS THIS ASTICKY IS IT REALLY HAPPENING IM SHITTING AND FARDING HOLD ME ANON
>Want to quit 4chan for years now>It finally happens but the entire electric grid goes downMonke paw go bbbbbbrrrrrr
So what will you be doing after the sun purges all machines?
Sticky?
>>521188528Nothing ever happens
/v/ predicted this.
All it did was knock out a few radio stations in Africa. This is a nothing burger
NIGGER
ummm janny bros why is this stickied? are you telling me im going to die?
>>521188469by the way, not all solar flares result in CMEs (the thing we have to look out for)the strongest CME in recent memory in July 2012 that barely missed us btw was from an only X2.5 flareit's a nothingburger. although this is an x5.1 flare. BUT it's only the strongest THIS YEAR kek
Why sticky?
>>521188291Got some neat sky lights from it
This didn’t deserve a sticky
>>521188632>Trotskyists who believe in international communism Ok fag lmfao.
>tfw there won’t be a second American revolution and I won’t be able to watch all the bureaucrats hang.Why did the sun do this?
>Mods and jannies shitting, farting, pissing, queefing, vomiting and tumbling down with spaghetti flowing like wheat rain out of their pockets right nowYou love to see it
>>521188673Harvesting seeds from all the veggies I have and growing them indoors.
>>521188683Shhh I'm trying to freak out people with low IQ
JANNIES ARE TRANNIES
>>521188698>ummm janny bros why is this stickied?new mod made this thread and is goofing aroundyou newfag
>>521188482Please don't shake the cat.
i was playing mw2 today and the server connection was absolutely fucking dogshit and everyone else complaining in the chat about it. is it really over guys
>>521188415solar flare will EMP blast all the internet away for months if not years. finally, freedom. Jesus is coming in C/131A or wahtever the fuck ithats called
HOLY FUCK A UFO JUST LANDED ON MY LAWN!!!IT'S OVER I'TS FUCKING OVER AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE HEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>521188731Carry on
So let me get this straight...this wierd object goes behind the sun and a sunspot opens exactly where it went and now that same sun spot is flaring earth and i can see the aurora boearlis from my kitchen window rn and i have never ever seen this shit before not even in 2024Thats one hell of a coincidence
>>521188685its not over
>>521188682Is this has to do with the 3l atlas shit?
POST MORE GRAPHS!! THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!
>>521188339Currently i can see the northern lights in louisiana
its over
>>521188291its about time
>>521188291frens only
>Nowadays even nothingburgers get stickysIt really is over.There are no more happenings to be had.Chud won.
>>521188736you autist i was joking. do i need to add the reddit /s for you?
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>521188291Goodbye
does this mean i have to go to work tomorrow if the power goes out, or do like, i have to still show up?
THE END IS NEAR, THE SEALS ARE BROKEN, THE BOWLS ARE BEING EMPTIEDREPENT AND BELIEVE IN THE GOSPEL
AIEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>521188291Shit, it's pinned Good bye matrix, you where a cool concept, but you did not account for solar flares
OH MY GOD A SOLAR SPACE PARTICLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
PARTY
>>521188507This. Just do your fucking job, retard.
kek music plz mods
>>521188291Why is there a fucking sticky for a solar flare? and the Aurora Borealis?
MODS=GODS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZDLhcls5d0it was fun while it lasted anons
I'm phone fagging. What the graph doing? It's behind everything.
wtf there's a xitter post on my screen
>>521188767glowing sky you say? alright I'm going to to check bros, brb
literally me rn
picture pinned on the side, so you know the site is really going down. IT HAS BEEN NICE!
>>521188291that's the gayest sticky ever made across all boards
>>521188291what are you guys doing to prepare? me, Im playing skyrim (unmodded)
>>521188719There was 10+ threads about it. It's happening. The sky was bright pink two hours ago. A Carrington event would be fun. Total electrical grid collapse. Time to hole up, burn logs and eat MRE's.
OK; THIS IS AN ALIEN ATTACKWE ARE UNDER ALIEN ATTACKALIENS USING OUR SUN TO BURST OUR EXISTING INTO THE EVER VOID
been nice knowin you niggas
What the fuckWhy is this pinned?
>>521188291Does it have anything to do with those Jupiter size sphere ships siphoning off the sun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNYTHREAD THEME
>>521188891I was about to ask. why are the nerds freaking out again?
>>521188291WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!
HELP!!
We're about to find out that this is just a bunch of retards misreading graphs and measurements.
>>521188918Wait by the gates of heaven for me, nigga
>>521188796>apooYour friends are brown.
>>521188919Cause you're about to die, anon.
I wish but just like usual nothing ever happens.
WTFMY SHRIMP ARE GLOWING
NOTHINGBURGERTOP SOLAR FLARES OF>2011: X9.96>2012: X.7.79>2013: X4.93>2014: X7.13>2015: X3.93>2016: X1.09>2017: X13.3 (!)>2018: M1.17 (weaker than X)>2019: M1.41>2020: M4.4>2021: X1.59>2022: X2.25>2023: X5.01>2024: X9>2025: X5.1>>521188705>>5211884692017 had 2 flares stronger than this occurring within 4 days of each other kek
ELONS HACKING MY PHONE VIS SOLAR PARTICLE INFETTERANCE AND POSTING XITTER SCREENCAPS ON MY BROWSER AAAAAAAAAH ITS THE END TIMES
>>521188874MODS HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS, IT FUCKING OVER NIGGER, I MEAN IT, ITS GOD DAMN OVER
>>521188919Sorry buddy its over
I have too luck light pollution and cant see anything outside LA
Retarded nigger modKill yourselfSharty was right about this dogshit website you are all fucking tannies
This is it guys i regret every post i ever made
If we die, we die shitposting.LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
Where’s the betting site for the solar flare taking out the electric grid.
MODS STOP FUCKING ADDING SHIT TO MY SCREEN STOP STOP
>>521188895getting all the nudes printed going back to 1920s jerk off style
>>521188291nothing will happen
>the auroras are nothing to do with the 210,000km/h interstellar 55 billion ton object which just became visible again and is now spraying tons of material into our solar system goy>it is just a harmless coincidental Solar flare goy go back to your job
get your card, recheck if you still have your cards, anons!1
now is not a good time to live in a place that has one of the coldest winters in the continental US. at least my body will be mummified for the next 8 months
>>521188291what's with the gay distracting background in this sticky threadalso you're all overreacting
SOMEONE CHECK IF BRAZIL IS ALRIGHT
kek the updates, love it
AMON RAAMON RAAMON RAAMON RAAMON RAAMON RA
wild
Well mods, I'll admit I think the background change is cool
>>521188965>Cause you're about to die, anon.Thank God
>this shitty xitter overlayyup, confirmed ENLON (muh Adrian Dittman) owns this shit since the fake&gay April 4chan "hack"it's just ENLON goofing around. kys
HOLY SHIT DON'T PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW I'M HERE
>>521188362
>>521188776I'm reporting this noticing to the ADL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't see shit.
wtf is happening to my screenhappening made japs server bitflip
PHOTO ON THE RIGHT IS 4 HOURS OLD, NOT 1 HOUR - - - MODS ARE PLANNING THIS. SITE IS GOING DOWN GG
Honestly speaking I don't give a shit.niggers tongue my anus
>>521188979I regret every post you've made too anon
>>521188652in reality it’s done to drown out conversation and kill a topic
IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER. WE ARE COOKED. LITERALLY FUCKING *COOKED*
Japan gonna get hit by a 8.0 earthquake but that’s normal, everyone else can enjoy Aurora Borealis
>>521189030MODERATELY RAREI SEE YOU
It's so fucking over.
why is my sky?????
>>521188927God got pissed at our panopticon nightmare hellscape clowntopia and decided to Carrington 2.0 us back to the 1700s
>>521189007Im shooting everyone with a 4 of clubs gg no re fuckhead
oh so thats why webms have been loading slower for me lately
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
ITS OVER
LEAVE THE CITIES NOW!!!!
>>521188291A sticky thread huh? Gentlemen, I think this occasion calls for a toast!
A NORTHERN LIGHT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>521188291Sol Invictus
>>521188651this. please save me, my family, and anyone i love, dear lord jesus christ. amen.
>>521189125
>>521189036i have dark mode on and was wondering what you're talking about. let me just turn it back on
>>521189057>thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
It’s been nice postin
I AM STRONGLY INTERPRETING THE DOT!AIEEEEEEEEE
>>521188924What the fuck is that?
PROJECT BLUE BEANS IS A GO
THE SPACE PARTICLES ARE HACKING MY BRAIN AND TURNING ME GAY
Inb4 nothing happens.
>>521189125Cheers nigga
am I gonna see any cool shit in the sky in central Florida? I need to know if I should pull on a sweatshirt and go look, it's 50 degrees here basically freezing
>>521189058Literally flew over my house 30 mins ago
Theres gonna be a weird connection of hug earthquake when an unusual solarflare happens digits will say>japan or your nigger tongue anus
>>521189125Here's to ya
HOLY SHIT IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.
>>521189134
Why is this stickied? Nothing ever happens. Then you die old, diseased, alone and forgotten in a sub-standard nursing home and the last words you ever hear is that nigress LaQueesha telling you what a worthless piece of shit you are.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>521188291>>521188339>>521188348>>521188362>>521188364remember that THE JEWS WILL ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU SIDE WITH (((THEIR))) FAGGOT AYYS AND USE AVI LOEB AS THEIR FRONTMAN FOR KEKED CONTROLLED (((DISCLOSURE)))DO NOT DO THAT - SIDE WITH (((THEIR))) ENEMIES INSTEAD AND HOLD OUT FOR LIBERATION BY THEM, THIS PRISON PLANET WILL END AND THE GALACTIC FEDERATION WILL BE DESTROYED
THE MICRONOVA IS COMING
>>521189153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI&list=RDDeumyOzKqgI&start_radio=1
It's so over
Yeah, I knew was probably going to be over but I didn't want to believe it.
>>521189173>coronal mass ejections could be here, he thought
i just turned my xbox on and it fucking shocked me and shorted my entire house.
ANYONE ELSE VIBRATING???
>>521188291the dot is confirming its over.it has -never- been blood red before.
>>521189189>Why is this stickied?Elonfag runs this shithole since the fed takeover in April & is advertising his shitty 4chan clone
>>521189158
Toasting in apocalyptic bread
>>521188532Woah
oh my God look at the Graph.
>>521189177>hugMy body is ready.
Maryland fag here. The light pollution is so bad I can't see the fucking North Star on some nights. Unless this knocks out the power I will probably never see the AB
It was nice knowing you bros.
>>521188477This.A real happening means i dont have to go to work.
>>521189202IT'S HEREEEEEEE
>>521188458>are we dead?No, just greatly inconvenienced.>why a sticky? I'm fucking scared. What the fuck is this?God's rake is coming for you
>randomly full of energy today>other drivers are driving erratically on my way homeI KNEW SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE COSMIC.
GUYS EARLIER TODAY A SUN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSEIT'S SO JOEVERINO
B52 TAKING OFF FROM SPAIN. OH GOD OH FUCK
LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPHICS TELLING YOU ITSS OVERR
a solar flare just flew over my house
>>521188583No I’m just going to troll on /pol that’s basically my entire game plan and smoke
Oh shit, is there a bunker in LA for this kind of thing?
ahh shit the shrooms are kicking in
>internet goes down>crypto all crashes to zeroSell your bags before it’s too late
>>521189239>EXTREME DOOMthe dot is radiating evil
>>521189228I JUST SHOT A BOLT OF HOT GREEN GOO OUT OF MY BELLYBUTTON THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>521189125It's been a pleasure... niggers.
>>521189173I’m in South Florida : )
my skin is glowing red? anyone else? getting kind of scared now
is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????is spamlog still on?OR IS IT OVER????????????
>>521188339In two more weeks
Mods are lurking in the chat boys. Make sure you don’t post the “thing”
>>521188291Sticky? Well okay.
It... didn't happen. Threads over. betters luck next time.
My poop corner just grew mushrooms. Is it actually happening???
HOLY SHIT THE SUN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN ON CNN
Meh, I'm not going to believe it until Germanon posts Skinner.
Its been an honor posting with you faggots
>>521188971but which ones were earth directed?
Two more weeks
>>521189184
>>521189245We need to fuck up Elon and steal all his money. It's the right thing to do.
>>521188458>>521189297if we greatly inconvienced why did the mods stick it?
Kino.
>>521188983>>521189358>mods are jeets>MODS ARE JEETS>mods are jeets>MODS ARE JEETS>mods are jeets>MODS ARE JEETS>mods are jeets>MODS ARE JEETS>mods are jeets>MODS ARE JEETS
Guys, the sky is literally glowing... the glowies are in space... space war is happening RIGHT NOW
PROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500KPROTONS AT 500K>PROTONS AT 500K
HOLY SHIT THE SUN IS GONE IT'S COMPLETELY BLACK OUTSIDE
Singles and the world is plunged into the dark ages tomorrow
you homo fags got your panties in a twist because you started watching stefan burns after 3iatlas slop yes or yes? lmao. its literally nothing. you will slave away tomorrow or continue your neet life. no change. COPE
Nov 12, 2025simpson's did it
>>521189348Mild contamination. From the feedwater i presume. Seen much worse
>>521189125cheers fellas. If we get into a new dark age I'll just make a quick but important message.FUCK JANNIESFUCK NIGGERSFUCK TRANNIESFUCK KIKESI DENOUNCE THE TALMUTCHRIST IS KINGbe safe kings
>>521188532Nothing triggering emergency responses.. seems like a big non-happening
Nothing ever happens chads always mog the happening sissy’s
I've loved astronomy since I was 6. It was beautiful.
>>521189199>>521189199>>521189199
>nnnnnnooooo not the le hecking aurora borealis
Rolling for the World to become an open casket again a petrified carcass plese Sol AMON RA AMON RAAMON RAAMON RAAMON RA AMON RA
Jews did this.
it was all so pointless huh
why is the flare stickied now
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, I LOVE YOU GUYS. THANKS FOR MAKING ME BASED AND REDPILLED AGAINST THE JEWISH LIES. DONT CRY BECAUSE ITS OVER, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED
>>521188682PROTONS?! NO NOT THE PROTONS!HOLY SHIT PROTONS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
Is sticky good for you?
Big factz the sun attackz
It's night here still, morning is just dawning. Does that mean i'm about to be blasted with whatever particles?
>>521189321>>521189321>>521189321>>521189321>THE DOT IS RADIATING EVIL
AVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHTAVI LOEB WAS RIGHT >AVI LOEB WAS RIGHT
>>521189402
>>521189499>Rolling for the World to become an open casket again a petrified carcass plese Sol
>>521189432Absolute nothing burger. You could throw 11 tons of anything into the Sun and it wouldn't even be a spit in the ocean. Are you retarded?
Rolling for the World to become an open casket AMON RAAMON RAAMON RAAMON RAAMON RAAMON RA
>>521188291NOOOOO I DIDN'T EVEN FUCK HER YET NOOOOOOO!!!
>>521188291https://youtu.be/Kw0sDr6x2nI
Are we kill?
>>521188381Holy shit me too wanna hold hands?
>>521188291when it finally happens we can identify each other in the post apocalypse by saying who tongues our anus
>>521189304AAAAAA A B2 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>autistic screeching
>>521189499WHAT DID YOU DO!!!
TRUMP CONFIRMS END OF WORLD
Repeat after me
Whats going on?In english dammit!
where else would you want to be, but here? thanks for stopping by friends, and until next time, so long.
>sticky>only 300 posts/pol/ is dead
>>521189576HELP ME ROLLWGMI!
>>521189520at least, i wasnt alone when it happened.
POST IT.
NIGGER THREAD
We need a team to go to the sun and restart her. Do I have any volunteers?
STOP FUCKING SHITTING UP THE BACKGROUND MODS
>>521189583>AMON RA
Burn out all tech, set the clock to zero, knock down this house of cards so that the true Children of the Sun can reclaim their might and dignity! Hail Sol, and Sunna, Helios and Apollo!
>>521189315Not that you're invited to.
>>521189668good
SOMETHING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>521189614This or a 4 of spades card worn on your outfitHowever I regret to inform you guys that nothing ever happens
>(Extreme Doom)
>IT'S OVER
:-) rip hulkamaniacs
>Look outside>Dont see anything
>>521189089>>521188973>>521188713Neat, sucks that it won't be night for another 6 hours here, we might miss it
Thread theme\https://youtu.be/mgHxmAsINDk?si=niAE4p04DLYplHZ0
>>521189692We have to drill to the center of the sun!
>Earth will be sterilized by a CME before I get to hold hands with Pochi-senseiIt's over.
>Happening fags think 40 nanoTeslas will even scratch our geomagnetic field protectionFucking dumb jeets this place is going down the drain for real
>>521189718holy fuck holy shit
>>521189667its just you and me anon, what else really matters
What's our opinion of the jannies tonight?I can't tell if this is based or cringe
BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME
>>521188291what the piss is going on in here
>>521189718ITS GLOWING, IT'S GLOWING OVER MY FUCKING HOUSE. CHAT, WE'RE FUCKING COOKED.AIEEEEEE
>>521188291>Graphic design is my passion
nothing will happen. nothing ever happens
d
okay im offically freaking the fuck out i thought this was just bullshit but it's like 90 degrees inside my house right now and the fucking AC isnt working.
DAWOOD IBRAHIM KHAN!YOU CAUSED THIS!I BURN SPIRITUAL FIRE ON YOU!IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
>>521189789WON’T YOU COME!!!
>>521189612Holding hands is jewish!Don't do it!
>>521188291OH SHIT OH SHIT WERE ALL DEAD
I thought this was bullshit but then my shoelaces became untied and now I'm certain we're all gonna die tonight
My last words as of 4chan posts:Niggers tongue my anus/CRISTO ES REY
Guys calm down its night time, the sun cant hurt us right now.
lollmao, even
What do i need to buy to prepare for wandering the wasteland?
>>521189696NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! PUT A BIG RED DOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN INSTEAD!
>>521189614don't listen to that fag, it's a queen of spades card you should be wearing
>>521189718woah
>>521188469this. total nothing burgerschizo faggots
breaking nuuws3l/ATLAS has saved us, god bless the aliums
>>521188907I've got 10 mres and 3 cubic feet of fire wood, am I going to make it?
>>521188291>randomly felt like filling my cars gas tank today >ATMs about not to work >cпacибo тeбe, Бoжehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/KAagYXFI6vA
>>521189846some will survive, check'em,
Oh God!The solar flare is tounging my anus as we speak!
NOTHING WILL HAPPENSCREENCAP THISABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. NOTHING.
TRUE THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/sWmO6NcMoZM?si=loNEmur_smUhpF-N
>>521189403folks in the know say we're headed for a G5 storm and the last one occured in... 2024. last yearpolar lights were observed as far south as Florida in America and across all of Europethe last one before that was in 2003. THESE ARE some of the strongest geomagnetic storms in the last 500 years but it's all a big nothingburger until someday there's a Carrington level event--which would require not only a big-ass CME but also one directly headed our way. which is very unlikely
show's over.wait for the next waves in the coming hours.
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/
>>521189809Wtf happened to your screen bro?
>>521189809looks like 2010 lingscars website
o shit put me in the screencap w/this mean hog I speared
>>521189007
>>521189582if the sun beams are coated in nickel tetracarbonyl they'd be harmful in large doses. prolonged exposure could cause mild burns to exposed skin and maybe even damage eyesight. that's to say nothing of cancers that could arise later in life. it's a big deal.
Chat is moving so fast nobody will see I am going to 12 pool him.
WTF IS THIS MUSIC AND THREAD
i still got time to hit the corner store? need some menthols for the apocalypse to use as bait niggers to enslave as bargaining chips with the jews. i know their game you see
>>521189951fuck wrong picture
You do realize this is literally impossible as our sun can’t even produce a micronova. Can’t believe mods stickied this nonsense, I wonder what they’re trying to slide?
SEND ANOTHER SATELLITE UP HERE AND I'LL FRY ALL ELECTRONICS FACTS
Time to get comfy as the world ends1
>>521189952
>>521189667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FkGBBuBDLA
>>521189751You are a political pundit of discerning taste.
>>521189954I see, thanks for answering that you're retarded.
>>521189809>>521189950>looks like 2010 lingscars websitewhich SOMEHOW lines up with elon's tech skills... which never left Y2K and weren't that good even then kek
>bongs to be banned>blow up the sunBunch of sore tossers
fuck the sun.
>>521189520vas a morir de edad avanzada como en 70 años, sin haber visto una apocalipsis de pelicula de marvel jamas
>>521189902praise hitler it kills all the indians first
>>521189911Checked. Rolling to survive the heliocost
>>521188291Is it finally over? Please God end my miserable life.
fuk...
the happening logo has to be in the middle of the graphic informational background for this pinned thread.
Mods must be hella bored to pin this obvious bullshit.
>>521189946no idea
>>521189887KEEP CALM SINGLE FILE
WHAT THE FUCK MY PC AND PHONE IS DEAD ALL MY ELECTRONICS ARE FRIED I HAVE NO ELECTRICITY
Wonder how it'll compare to the April 2024 one.
>look outside>sky is normalIt's a nadaburguesa
>>521189718RICKY!
>>521188291why the fuck is this a sticky? The fuck's going on anons?
FINAL FLASH
um guys how comes we are moving on from 3 atlas, is this the new fake space psyop now?
Guys I got this. :stopsun:
>>521189951>>521189984Lmao
>>521189950>2010lingscars still looks like that lmao
you're all stupid when the sun arrives i'll just close my eyes
We had a mini-power cut earlier on, I knew then we were doomed. I'll see you lads on the other side.
>>521188291here we go anonsits the final habbeningtheres no more weeks nowq predicted thishappens when the weather coolsten days dark shutdown
wtf is this
I'm going to bed, wake me up when we're all dead.
>>521188291Please unban me for the solar apocalypse.
>>521190054you ever see the end of escape to LA? same shit is about to happen to everything north of kansas
The Sun has fallen.
>>521190084Nothing is going on.
>>521188291KekFUCKCYRPTO FAGSYOU BETTER CASH OUT
what the fuck
>>521188291Wait is this real?Was German anon correct?
Nigga wtffffff its fukking happening lmaooooits actually happennninggggggggggggggg
WERE ALL GONNA DlE
i'm in myspace
The rake is coming for us. It's been fun bros. You're all still fags btw
>>521190112it is the ending of escape from LA for everything N of kansas
ITS OVAH THE SUN HAS FALLEN
>>521190114but anon, how to wake the dead?
GUISE MY ANGUS HAS BEEN PEPPERED
NothingEverHappensUntil I see northern lights in central Mexico I declare this as a BNB (Big Nothing Burger)
LUNA CHADS STAY WINNING FUCK SOLFAGS
>>521190073Lol you're estonian now
>>521190063as you wish
Just in case guys might help make sure you don't go to hell:O my God, I am heartly sorry for having offended you, and I detest all my sins, because I dread the loss of heaven and the pains of hell; but most of all because they offend you, my God, who are all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of your grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen.
>>521188796>>521188796don't listen to the haters and losers, king
AIIIIEEEEE
>>521188291>See solar flare posts>Write it off as hysterical doomer bullshit>Come back two hours later>It’s stickedFuuuuuuuuuck
How long does it take a CME to reach Earth, 8 minutes?
>MICRONOVASAMA I DONT WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........................
>>521188874It's so over bros
>>521190166Crest that hill when we get there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbBtSSMtwvM
ITS GETTING BIGGERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>521190054
lmao @ this stickyat least it will be mildly interesting to share with my older relatives, they love space weather
SHOW ME YOUR FLARE FACE!
>>521190190very nice!
TOASTIN IN MAGNETIC BREAD
Why the fuck did you not stop this
>>521190212By the time you read this it has already hit and you are dead
HE ADDED A PHOTO A HABBENIN FOTOITS OVER. GG SOMETHING HAS BEEN SLID. DONT KNOW WHAT. TRUST THE THREAD>SUN IS DOWN>MOON IS UPQ
>>521190212>How long does it take a CME to reach Earth, 8 minutes?8 minutes for a solar flare, it moves at the speed of lightCMEs take longer, between 18 hours and 3ish daysPeak is expected to hit tomorrow noon-ish Eastern US time
>>521190252
>>521190063hahahahayou funny cunts
>>521190041SHOOT THE MOTHERFUCKER... HE'S KILLING OUR PEOPLE!
Truth is>the game was rigged from the startAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA
>>521190154Tom, is that you?
>>521188291We have assumed control We have assumed control We have assumed control
RON JUMPSCARE
MODS ARE GAY STOP ADDING SHIT IVE TOLD YOU ONCE AND YOU IGNORED ME AND ADDED MORE STOP STOP STOP STOP ITS BAD
>>521189030Are we doing this?Right here?Right now?
Holy shit its daytime on the west coast! Brace for impact
>>521190084Have you made your peace with Jesus Christ?
Rolling for Carrington event to wipe out all technology and make Uncle Ted's dream come true.
why was this thread pinned and strange banner at the footer? what's all this then?
He's live!https://x.com/StefanBurnsGeo/status/1988466890541560063#m
>>521188362based as hell
MOUNT PEPE IS ERUPTING
>>521188291>>521188291>>521188291>>521188291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12BIfTgmSm4
>>521190068You must be the chosen one
Great job jannies, sticky the thread with zero information. You faggots are overpaid
>>521189461The biggest, emptiest nothing so far. Even sun farts don't matter. Inexplicable rocks from interstellar space don't matter. Endless jeets don't matter. Israel blackmailing politicians and banks covering for sex trafficers don't matter. Political assassinations on shabbos who get ideas don't matter. Never owning your home and truck don't matter. Food prices don't matter. Nothing matters, because nothing ever happens.
Dot bros, nothing weird yet.
>numbers confirm power outages
>>521189911Rolling
>>521190280i see an overrepresentation of Polacks and Polish Jews there...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vnnkxpEOE>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vnnkxpEOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vnnkxpEOE>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vnnkxpEOEOH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK HE JUST STARTED STREAMING 4 MINUTES AGO. ITS FUCKING OVER GUYS!!!!!!
>>521190304Nah this is great. Day was shit and I needed some laughs. Based mods.
>>521190304DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOTKEEP ADDING MORE UNTIL IT LOOKS LIKE MY WOW UI
>>521188291I think the mod finally lost his mind.
>>521190360this
Bye guys, it was nice knowing you all. Hug your family for me for I shall do the same
Just tuning in. What happening? And I love Armageddon. Great film.
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS CHADS GET READY TO DAB ON THE HAPPENING FAGS ONCE AGAIN
What the FUCK is going on!?I never expected this! (I did)
>>521190280space niggers are terraforming our planet into a giant watermleon
Nothing ever happens.
>>521189435Let him cook
>>521188924>>521189163
this background is giving me cancer
So this is it? The end? How fucking lame
>>521190304MODS ADD MORE SHIT ABOVE ITS HAPPENING, PERHAPS THIS SUN DEMON!!!!!
I'm scared anons there is a van in front of my house
>>521188291It's gonna be OK. we have 24 hours notice before it arrives and we can shut down the power grid. No damage, then it's over.
meh. watch this dashboard for actual happenings. Readings at >1000mv/km in some areas so grid operators are probably having an interesting nighthttps://www.spaceweather.gov/communities/electric-power-community-dashboard
>>521188291HERE IS THE CLEAREST IMAGE OF THE EVENT SO FAR
>>521190455don't be gay
kek watch us in hawaii get completely left alone.
G4 or G5?
SOMEONE PLEASE I NEED A QRD
>>521190087
>>521190394Elon posting
>>521190304>stop having funno
We've been raped by 3 hurricanes in a week and now this?
>>521190244
>>521190455get the dark reader extension. it removes all of it
add this to the top modkun
>>521190507G4.
>>521190455BLOCK WITH UBLOCK ORGIN
>mod sticky their own apolitical news while banning your postskek
Can we talk about how women and minorities are hit hardest by this?
>>521188786AHHHHHHHHH
gentlemen it was good to know you we are at the end of history
guys my vibrators are turning on by themselves from the radiation im scared
>>521188291>>521190063>>521190271
>>521190213>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Get to the gate, we're going back in time.
>>521188291 To all the faggots here, let me remind you>Nothing>Ever>Happens
>>521188364it worked beforealao lol @ micronova, parasite pill, trannies, jews and furries being modsa real digital israel
Fuck this gay earth. Digita and it‘s actually real
>>521190508
>>521190193Same. I’m sorry God for everything I ever did wrong including all the drugs and sleeping with my cousin.
I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as the leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day "Armageddon"; the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the planet, a species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. All of you praying with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service.The human thirst for excellence, knowledge, every step up the ladder of science, every adventurous reach into space, all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all the chaos that is our history, through all of the wrongs and the discord, through all of the pain and suffering, through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our species above its origins, and that is our courage.The dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens. May we all, citizens the world over, see these events through. Godspeed, and good luck to you.
>>521190508>sun braps>brap is strong, like a heavy night on the beers combined with a high fibre diet>Earth is on the other side of the room, heading for the door>Might catch a whiff, might not>Oof, right in the face
>>521188767why is it 1 in the morning tomorrow in PA?
>>521190455if you can't figure out how to get rid of it then you deserve to have it
/X/fags are saying that atlas actually passed where this sunspot came out
It should take 8 minutes to fry us...
So when do all electronics blow up
>>521190523i am NOT Elon Musk...
>>521190561ssshhhhh
>>521188291i don't get it
>>521188291Are you fucking ready?
>>521190608this image really speaks to me
rolling for pureblood unvaxxed to get superpowers
I'm sorry to everyone. I promise.
People have lived without internet or even electricity for most of our entire fucking existence, if anything it'd be a good return to form of it all got wiped out No more tiktok bullshit, no more "lazy girl" jobs where they get paid 6 figures to send emails, literal return to monke, based
>>521190696you're dead already.
What danger does this pose to my terabytes of pornography that i've downloaded over the years?
>>521190714NO IM NOT
Oh god, oh fuck, Stefan is calling a G5..buckle up, boys.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vnnkxpEOE
HES COMING HOME
>>521190638>ywf rn
A SOLAR FLARE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE D;
>>521189661Sun's frying Earth.3i/Atlas aliens like their meat extra crispy.Sun does aliens a solid.
>>521188291for those that don't know: this is an X5.1 flare that hasn't yet hit Earth, but due to subsequent flares that are hitting NOW, it could make this larger one much worseit's supposed to hit midday 11/12
Digdys and nothing ever happens
Final post in the final 4chan thread
>>521190745RIP
>>521190775something will happen in two weeks
Would you guys rather have unlimited happenings but no doom, or doom, unlimited doom, but no doom?????//????
>>521190733>33
>>521188291tranny jannies made a sticky for another nothing burger
niggers tongue my anus
>>521190693Is this Moot with Boxxy? If so I’m sending it to his wife
Well anons, I looked outside, saw a white thing flash across the sky, saw a feint red Aurora, and my eyes hurt a bit from looking for anything for a while and it reminds me of the feeling when you look at welding flash for a tad long
>>521188598>nothingburgerMeanwhile in Africa everybody is living like its still in the stone age anyway
What exactly is supposed to happen?
ONWARD THROUGH THE FOG
>>521190188aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAÁÁÂÄÅĀĂĄÆÆÆ
Is we finna die
LOOK NORTH THE SKY IS RED.
Post the last song you're listening to before it happenshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5uei2AFEaQ
I can literally see it from my house. ITS FUCKING OVER
>>521190745>He doesnt have a Faraday cage for his smutbeginner mistake desu
OH MY GOD THEYRE HERE! LOOK OUTSIDE!
Good luck to you all
>>521190807I wanta fren
>>521190691sup bro, i'll make you a metaphorical carbon credit printer if you hire me/make me a contractor. im based 5 hrs north of boca on the coast
>>521190774Don't mind the cannibal CME that's gonna hit in 4-8 hours.
>>521190821>white flashDUDE WTF I SAW THAT SHIT TOO
>>521188684unironically this
>>521190834it
It's fucking over...
nothing will happen.
>>521190834total collapse of power grids leading to total collapse of all infrastructure
>>521190876omg, they were in plain sight, why havent i seen this image before
Goodbye anons.It was an honor.
We uh, we really did have everything, didn't we?
Holy shit I just looked outside and it looks fucking crazy from my neighborhood, anyone else seeing red?
>>521189125It's been an honor shitposting with you all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
>>521188291BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH>BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHBLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH>BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH
Before all tech is wiped out, I want all of you to know I really hate niggers and jews.Good luck and God's speed in your new lives, anons.
>>521188291https://youtu.be/0x1StsL1zokIt's over.
>>521190743based
>>521190918Oh.Well, shit.
>>521190670“It’s a big solar flare. Some say the biggest. We gotta lot of smart guys working on it. Some of them ask me ‘Donald, what should we do’. We’re going to nuke the sun, I tell them. We’re going to nuke the sun and stop the solar flare.”
>we're getting stickys for Sol related happenings nowNeat, guess this timeline isn't total shit; and, at least some in-the-know "4chins people" took their heads out of their surface world illegitimate-system-serving bitchmade asses and are currently now learning about the thing that the plebs aren't supposed to know about and plan for (as all these "elites" want to be the only ones who have a nation-state-level hoarder's edge over all the peons who couldn't squirrel away millions of dollars and years worth of food, weapons, and basic necessities produced via an industrial system that now won't be around for years, if not decades, and all done so that those "eltes" can the upper hand and be even more god-kingish in the new electrical grid-less era; and for every pleb who hoards and plans ahead like them, statistically makes it less like for them to have full control and advantages in a very-inhospitable-for-the-unprepared new world). You can thank me l8tr.toastin inna epic bread.
>>521190892I can confirm I saw a white flash outside too and now I have a headache
THE TWO WITNESSES ARE APPROACHING.
can i get a QRD on why the site looks so bad?
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN-KHZ9NDVALet the waves wash over you...
NEAL ARMSTRONG IS HOVERING ABOVE THE WOODS NEAR MY HOME
>>521190411Don't try and hug my family, seriously, don't do it
>stickyDid jannies forget nothing ever happens?
Nothing ever happens, but if it did happen right when I’ve fallen in love with a woman I met on the internet, I’m going to be a little annoyed.
>>521190918not going to happen stupidthat's my day job
I haven’t had the chance to be happy, please not now…
>>521190892From the south going north? It was kinda moon sized?
>>521190818It's Mia kalifa and daniel radcliffe
WE'RE SORRYYOUR TARRIF DIVIDEND CHECK WAS LOST DUE TO SOLAR INTERFERENCE AT THIS TIME AND CANNOT BE REISSUED.THANK YOU
>>521188291what if i dont wanna die tho
>>521190307BecauseI just fucking hate this World
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
>atlas passes sun>1 day after becoming visible to earth our atmosphere is flooded with “auroras”>huge hole in sun where atlas flew past>g5 predicted flare imminent yes this is all normal goy
i’m in denver and i don’t see anything sucks because we should be nuked
we're in an enclosed realm (not a globe), this is a possible precursor to the next great flood. check your phone's accelerometer, the force will double and stay doubled if it's happening.if it does happen and you survive the cme/emp/conflagration and flooding you become a giant.
>>521188291what the fuck is happening tldr
Before the?Rolling blackouts and the raping and the pillaging happen.I just wanna know.I want you to know anons.It's been a pleasureYou are all gentlemen and scholarsWhy not treat yourself to a movie before the apocalypse?
>end of the internet>you spend your last time using it on fucking /pol/ of all placeswhy are you still here?
WILL THEY SURVIVE?
>>521190971It's the electrical infetterence
>>521188291Oh no, not another solar burp. Who keeps feeding the sun Taco Bell??
>>521191027bros...
RIP IN PISS EARF
>>521190866GEHENNA IS HERE!
>>521190834EXTINCTION EVENT INCOMING
Since when do they sticky this /x/ shit on /pol/?
>>521190486>CIA and FBI login
>>521191027
CANCER FOR (You) AND ME
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
ayo, real quick,lemme drop a dime on ya...we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no frenwe got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hipswe got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...we come from the past, to bring some news,"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"with muscle, wit and Floigan force,we return from '01 to correct the coursebut we can't do it, not without you,and not without the man who said Floigan will doBernie lookin' down, guardian angel,saw the future in us when we was still on the tablecasting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da teamand now it's time, that we done some work,the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurtthe jews on the run, early passover,it's bout time for Mario to move overnow the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,but we ain't leavin' on a single doubtthe plumber's dead, and Bernie too,but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...word.
>>521188291Is this gonna fry my computer?
>>521191027>OOPS SORRY BUT BECAUSE OF THE SOLAR FLARE WE LOST ALL PICTURES OF 3I/ATLAS, OOPSIEDOODLE ANYWAY WE'RE GONNA HEAD OUT, WHERE? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JUST KEEP GOING TO WORK, AND DONT LOOK UP NO MATTER *WHAT*
>>521191054CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>521191027either pure coincidentOR ALIEN ATTACK
>>521191061It’s funny. I can draw so I don’t need to print out porn.
>>521191061There are about 5 websites on the internet. This is one of them. I hate every single one, but I hate this site the least.
she doesnt fucking deserve this just stop please
ITS FINALLY HAPPENNING!!!!!
comfy af actually
I hear about these solar flares all the time and it's always a nothingburger but I have relatives in northern Indiana that told me their grid has been knocked out 3 times today. t. Silicon valley fag that's currently visiting my mom on the sticks in Colorado Nothing happening here at the moment or earlier today.
>>521190971weird, looks fine on my end
>>521191076Is it? Like are we going to burn or are electronics going to fry?
>>521191027>we nuked the sunAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>521190993This is all your fault.
>>521191051We are the next ones to be petrified anon...TOTAL DEATHROLLING FOR TOTAL DEATH
>>521191076its actually over
holy fuck I just touched grass & the sky is getting more red, it's fucking over unironically
>>521190971Sorry about that.The solar flare has damaged the 4chan servers its amazing that the site is still runningFind the closest mine or cave anon. Things are about to get.. interesting
>dies before super finisheskek
>>521190672GUYS A COSMIC FART JUST FLEW OVER MY HOISE
Aurora Borealis? At THIS time of the year? In THIS part of the country?
>>521191111....checked...i guess
oh and by the way, the spot that is impacted by the CME seems to be right on the northpole of our planet, how might this effect our nature?
>>521188291great, i can't even read the fucking thread like this
Guys I have a idea we're going to need a lot of mirrors, satellite dishes and ducktape.
>>521191144Only electronics. Solar Flares don't really interact with anything biological. This wasn't an issue in the 1800's, when only a few power lines would explode. A bit more dangerous in 2025.
>>521191144>>521191174IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
Will it be like a G6, like a G6?I hope it’s fly like a G6.
my only regret is the jews are gonna get away with everything
Good evening.
>>521191163You know, I thought it was too good to be true.
anyone else get their text message from DHS to head to the ingress site?
>>521190755Big whoop. Just barely a G5? We had a G5 in 2024. Nothing happened but a nice light show and moderate communication interruptions.
>>521190971dems soler razes jackin it up nigga
>>521189080Yeah, earthquakes should soon follow. Big ones. God is very angry. How could He not be at this point?
Just punch the solar flare.
>>521190672>>521191206imagine the smell
>>521191241ohThat's disappointing.
>>521191167it's fresh new layer, it's how earth's made. think of it as a new begging as you start life over as a giant, a god!
>>521190954yea, it's kinda shit. sorta like the ending to escape from LA
>>521188291Toasting in happening bread.Cheers bros! If we never see each other again, it's been real.
how quikly are we able to realize the state we are in to preactive start to counter an attack of an higher intelligents?
>ISRAEL CONFIRMED PASSING OUT GAS LANTERNS TO CITIZENSISRAEL CONFIRMED PASSING OUT GAS LANTERNS TO CITIZENS>ISRAEL CONFIRMED PASSING OUT GAS LANTERNS TO CITIZENSISRAEL CONFIRMED PASSING OUT GAS LANTERNS TO CITIZENS>ISRAEL CONFIRMED PASSING OUT GAS LANTERNS TO CITIZENSISRAEL CONFIRMED PASSING OUT GAS LANTERNS TO CITIZENS
My car isn’t starting.. I think the fucking electrical must be out
WHAT THE FUCK
>>521191258HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR PHONES!
>>521191258the government would never warn you you're on your own
>>521188291WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT
>>521190996You have 24 hours anonMake your time.
>>521191211yes
>*sprays nickel tetracarbonyl in your solar system*>*drains your sun energy*what you gonna do about it anon?
>>521191111this is humanity's last post
>>521190976Holy fuck
>>521191066>WILL THEY SURVIVE?They will survive and return after this CMEA few days later, China will begin to have strange rumors of a rabies outbreak that will slowly spread to other countries
>>521190918niggers i got video games to play tell the sun we are fuck and to fuck off
SOLAR FLARES DESTROYING 4CHAN SERVERSPROOF IN PIC LOOK HOW BAD THE SITE LOOKS
>>521190834Could cause power outages, GPS problems, radio and cell disruption.Also can be associated with earthquakes. The Earthquake that caused the Fukushima tsunami in 2011 was associated with a large flare.
>>521190958>"They say the sun is going to make us a laht of money, a laht. Like so much money you wouldn't believe. It's going to be a big beautiful solar flare that makes us so much money!"
Told you faggots to praise SOL harder. Now you're gonna learn.
>>521188652lmao
>>521190867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcy0YdEz0M
SAVE US AYYSI PROMISE I WON'T RAPE YOU IMMEDIATELY
>COME ON MAN>THERE IS NO MALARKEY EMP(unintelligible jibberish)BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH>BLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHBLAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH
>>521188291If only I had consumed more goyslop...that is my greatest regret...
>>521191325based intergalatic immigrant welfare drainer
>>521188291Big if true.Posting in peculiar thread.It's been an honor to shitpost with all of you.I regret nothing.
>>521190867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo
>>521191329kek
>>521191293Don't worry, the interesting part will happen when the global internet infratuture goes out and the world essentially ends, as literally everything from banking, to voting, to employment (insurance) is done exclusively online. Hope you got cash anon, tomorrow you won't be able to your your credit or debit.
>>521190879Brother...
>>521188291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7U1YZNgwnYwhatever happens, HAPPENS FAGGOTS. i love you ALL, good LUCK.
I can’t say much, but you need to understand the situation with solar activity is not what’s being reported. The official channels are only showing the mildest data because they don’t want to cause panic, but inside the agencies, everyone’s on edge. We’ve been tracking anomalies in the solar wind and flare frequency that don’t match any known patterns. The geomagnetic indices we release publicly are heavily averaged down. In private briefings, they’re using terms like “unprecedented instability” and “field deviation.” There have been closed-door meetings with power grid operators and satellite networks. They’re preparing contingencies, but publicly pretending everything’s fine. It’s not fine. The instruments are picking up bursts far stronger than the data you see. I don’t know how much longer they can keep this quiet
>>521189093Pretty much this.
THE SUN IS PISSED AT TRUMP
>>521190150Supposed to be at 12 tomorrow
>>521191311>>521191076
TELL ME WHERE THE ENTRANCE TO AGARTHA IS RIGHT NOW INNER EARTH NIGGERS THIS ISN'T FAIR
WILL THIS MESS WITH THE JEWS ABILITY TO CONTROL MY PENIS???? I NEED TO STOP BEING ERECT ALL THE TIME.
>>521191211
>>521190807in life you must choose between suffering and boredom
bros i want some simple electronics to survive like my gameboy advance. can i wrap it in tin foil with a few batteries?will it be safe?
Now todd will release TESVI in 2035 because sun wipe all his files
hol up, where's the german micronova poster? this is his big day!
>>521191372Kek
>>521190867Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
FILL YOUR BATHTUBES WITH WATER
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orbof light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the desert withyour glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deepwithin so that together we may win. Appear in this Shadow Game as I callout your name, Winged Dragon of Ra!
>earth destroyed before gta viI knew it
>>521191402you had two weeks to load up on slop now you'll just have to settle for bbqd neighborslop
>>521191431post id or gtfo
>>521191467>not LCDhandheldmaxxingngmi
>BOREALIS
>>521191211sneed
>>521191470>Now todd will release TESVI in 2035 because sun wipe all his liesftfy
>>521191051>if it does happen and you survive the cme/emp/conflagration and flooding you become a giant.From manlet to man-mountain and all I have to do is just exist? Im an expert at it. Based.
>>521191413i got one of the new purple ones in muh fridge, may crack open
>>521191509Based
>>521191427Man, you're too optimistic
>they added musicOk it is over for real
confirmed!
A stefan burns background. Beautiful. We're so fried aren't we...
>>5211910544chan mods just found out that the sun has been increasing in it's activity. A coronal mass ejection basically farted out of a sun spot of the earth's surface, directly towards us. Previous solar flares have occurred, but this one is directly following two others like it, so 3 of them are hitting us, one after the other. More may come from our beautiful star, the Sun. Don't worry, our beautiful star is only getting started. This one is nothing, compared to what's to come.
Welp, that's no good. I'm gonna have a wank.
>>521189529To be fair, they probably did fly over your house. As per usual.
>>521191439
I don’t know you, but each of you (not the kike shills) is my friend and my brother.
Use Tesla FSD to avoid collision?
Cheers to all
jannies, remove the extreme doom anchored banner right now... not only is it annoying but it's also not up to date
>>521191300I mean, it kind of depends.Do we have the technology to deflect solar flares?I mean, I think we are friends with the aliens most of them.So that means technically yes or are space friends have the technologyI wonder why sent the comet to trigger the sun flare. Maybe reptilians?
>>521191431>>521191515yeah if shit is hitting the fan you have nothing to lose post proof faggot or u tongue my anus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkzXFR05M2g&list=RDOkzXFR05M2g&start_radio=1
>>521188291space is fake and gayGod would never let us be destroyed by some fluke accident like a meteor or solar flairtrust the real science
>>521188598>Rapefrica, India and EuropoorsLol, lmao even
>>521191510>bbqd neighborslopMake sure you get to them before the zombies do
>>521190670he aint saying that shit nigga KEK
>>521191529pic rel
The age of Osiris is over. The age of Horus is here. Crowley was right.
>>521191431Most thought it would be branded a Iran cyber attack on infrastructure to meet the criteria of the WEF's cyber pandemic to get the ball really rolling for the fourth industrial revolution. I guess this will be the pageantry to manufacture consent for the same agenda. Love you all.
>>521191561>Typical CMEs take several days to arrive at Earth, but it is believed that the relatively high speed of this CME was made possible by a prior CME, perhaps the cause of the large aurora event on 29 August that "cleared the way" of ambient solar wind plasma for the Carrington Event.It is happening.
>>521189202ITS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER WERE ALL DOOMED
>>521191510I hope my neighbors have the courtesy of marinating themselves before I cook them.
>>521189893It's the 4 of clubs you dumb nigger.
>>521191589THE DOT HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
I regret every post i ever made
>>521191576>Earths butthole has been hidden in Tasmania this whole time
>>521191431A world without technology for a while might be nice
>>521191576OH NO
>>521189015>>521189036>>521189696>>521190063>>521190455> background> Sentiment: -0.56Doom and gloom for mankind in the West, we have become too fixated on efficient computerized technology and gadgets and AI and all that nonsense.One brief fart from the sun in the face of our magnetosphere and everything resets to the days of the telegraph pole.It is now here anon. Billions will die. No, a million, billion, trillion!It's overOver!!!I tell you OVER!!!!!If you are excessively wealthy, buy physical gold and silver, NOW!! If you are poor, git gud!!NEETs are now at a severe advantage becasue they know how to live with little. You will soon be living with a lot less.Did I mention gorillions will die?
>>52118852867
Guys the hopi prophecy. BLUE comet now RED skies
I just came to say NIGGER
>>521191250Even if this misses us it was a big brap?
so can i save my pc?
>>521191367That claim has been debunkedhttps://www.usgs.gov/faqs/do-solar-flares-or-magnetic-storms-space-weather-cause-earthquakes
>It's happeningIt's not.
>>521191431When I find out who you are, you're getting shitcanned.
O Amon-Ra, hidden breath behind the brazen sun,You who rise in silence and crown the horizon—hear.We are weary clay, stained by our own designs;we have stacked small fires into storms and called them fate.Turn your gold wheel, O sovereign of dawn:let the old scaffolds of lying crumble like spent sand,let the false pillars — the greed, the fear, the hollow names —fall away beneath your indifferent light.Not for blood do we call, but for cleansing:burn away the rot of arrogance, scorch the maps that lead to ruin,so that seeds, long choked in shadow, may reach up.Let the ash be honest; let the marrow of the world remember itself.If a world must end, let it end as an exhausted garment shed at dusk—not with the terror of hands raised against hands,but with the quiet, absolute unmaking of what cannot be mended.From that unmaking, O Amon-Ra, let whatever is true and small and brave arise.We ask no vengeance; we ask the stark justice of dawn.Hail to the hidden and the bright; hail the stern mercy of the sun.Amen.
My last words are this: BWC 420 69 kill them all.
IMMA FIRIN MY EE EMM PEEZ0R
>>521191691Don't sell me a good time
>>521191731you fuck
Don't look at the moon.
it's been fun bros. looing forward to shitpost with carrier pigeons.
>>521191700check'd + niggerpilled
>>521191633Im going to fuck so many tiny people it's going to be crazy
*teabags threaad*
You guys think I'm gonna let this happen?
>>521191508>>521191509Big if true.
>>521188469>the strongest flare of this year>wow... so it's nothing>how long has it been the strongest of this year? 1 day? 2 days?>call me when it's the strongest in a decade or centuryI missed you, Gary.
>>521191767Try to stop it
Astrology predicted this. Uranus is in Gemini. We’re in an age of lies being unmasked. Money will soon hold no value. That is the lie being destroyed here.
>>521191720Kill yourself, kike. If this is the last message I ever post, I stand by it.
so are we all dying or what because I was planning on going and heating up some pulled pork sandwiches, what kind of time frame are we talking here
>>521191581WHY IS THERE A NIGGER IN THAT ROOM?
Nothing's happening, isn't it?
LIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDLIVE FEEDWE HAVE MINUTES TO LIVE
>>521191812bout two weeks give or take
>>521188291>check CNN>no story about this at allSo it's a nothing burger.Mods this is embarrassing
>>521191809>Uranus is in Gemini.no your anus is in Gemini
QUICK TIPS:1) wrap small electronics in tin foil to prevent interference 2) put batteries inside styrofoam or in a tupperware under water to prevent explosions3) sleep with your phone FAR AWAY FROM YOU in case it catches fire
>>521191704Make multiple back up your most important files on multiple mediums ie flash drives, cd rom etc. Idk how well Faraday cahes do in g5's but you could probly figure.sometjing out dont electrocute urself I wonder if storing a flash drive in lead or in a cave would help
>>521191812We are actually for real LITERALLY cooked.
wtf guys the aliens just sent me this vocaroo and the lyrics to sing it but i cant sing it because im a gay communist from saturn so can someone record it for me plz plz plzzzzzzhttps://vocaroo.com/1hod29Hp72JuLYRICS:You can hide your eyes, you can dim the lightsBut they are watchingThis is a new time with a different kindThey are the futureThe only oneIt's a final call for the setting sunWhen they get closerNow with a fall from grace, thy will be doneThe show is overIt's a new dawnJust leave this place behindI'll clear your bloodshot mindThey only wanted your life on demandThis is a better wayThey're standing by, no time to hideNo meeting half wayYou were sucking life through the needle's eyeThis is a new dayAnd they have wonWe will surrender now, or be outdoneLeft in the openIt's the cooling of the horizon, they are the futureThe futureWhen all your fears combinedThe manifest was refinedI know you really tried to understandThis is a new age!It's a new dawnThe only oneThe only one
>>52118920210 years too early, at least
Um guys it's getting really bright outside
>>521191767Yes.
>>521191577Belarus
>>521191836How'd you make your post so big
>>521191836what the fuck
>>521191698Joel 2:30-31“And I will show wonders in the heavens and on the earth, blood and fire and columns of smoke. The sun shall be turned to darkness, and the moon to blood, before the great and awesome day of the Lord comes.Acts 2:20The sun shall be turned to darkness and the moon to blood, before the day of the Lord comes, the great and magnificent day.Revelation 6:12When he opened the sixth seal, I looked, and behold, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like bloodRevelation 8:12The fourth angel blew his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, and a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of their light might be darkened, and a third of the day might be kept from shining, and likewise a third of the night.Isaiah 13:10For the stars of the heavens and their constellations will not give their light; the sun will be dark at its rising, and the moon will not shed its light.
>>521191836good
>>521189458I remember something about this. My power went out yesterday for a few hours for no reason. I’ve felt very off the last two days as well. I live in the far north of the US.
>Charging up the troposhereWhat the fuck it's actually happening
>>521191836HOW IS IT SO BIGWHAT DOES HE KNOW
>>521191836lol lmao Even
>>521188429Djinn, not "aliens"
>>521191836nah
>>521191836Teach me.
>>521191762pic rel
>>521191716but it could
I'm sorry, I didn't listen. Is it too late for me to do anything?
>>521191836STOP IT. STOP STOP YOURE SCARING ME
Did it stop? I'm in OKC and I don't see anything...
Sticky for this gay shit? Kill yourself mods.
>>521191700based
>>521191745
>>521191836
>>521191836Ave AMON RA AVE AMON RA
>>521191836WHY GOD WHY ME WHY NOW WHY
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>>521191323Can I see it?
jesus mods this is ridiculous lmao
>>521191717Can't shit can him if we're all deadCheck mate
>>521191836HOLY SHIT
>be me>wake up>everyone has an ayylmao gf or threeMeanwhile all american flags have been confirmed as bots as the zombie hordes are killing the last stragglers.
>>521191743NO MOAR CRAPPLE iGARBAGE OR TRAFFIC LIGHTS FOR U>BLAAAAAAAAAARRRGH
>>521188776Isn't that thing made of metal?So, by any definition, it is a long object with electromagnetic attributes?You have all these sensitive electromagnetic fields all over the solar system and people are surprised if a long metallic sliver disturbs the sun's magnetic field?
btw I'm saving this thread so that when we're still alive next year I can laugh at you all
>>521191922You have time to print off your three favorite porns.
>>521191864
>>521191958You can't. This is your reminder that Mods = Gods, and that whatever they want you to see, you will see.
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goodnight chat, have fun with your habbenin
>>521191700>someone digs up a NSA server which was used to archive /pol/ 2,000 years in the future >see's nothing but abunch of frogs saying kike and nigger
>>521191836woah, u a bigboy
>>521191836IT HAS *NEVER* BEEN MORE OVER
>>521191836BIGGER!!!!!!!!!! DO IT!!!!!
>>521189911Chkd
>>521191916>but it couldBut it won't.
site looks like SHIT lmfaooo
>every single article is just saying it's radio down for a few hours and gps maybe not working
>>521191911Nah, the little guys will love me. Ill just be helpful instead of trying to crush and eat them.
>>521191836how did you do this?
>>521191958>step one: stop being brownlet me know when you get that far
>>521191993relax, we're just having fun with the latest psyop
Can some anons explain what's happening?I'm currently playing tainted grail.
stefan burns is live doing the explainingshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vnnkxpEOE
>>521192011>use Brave browser>right click page>Block Elements>highlight gay banner and background>enter
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>>521192014g'night anon
Is there a way to change the background for this thread?
>>521192056>extreme>G5Wew
>>521191836Welp, we're fucked.
>>521191836Am gonna call kek for an antimatter bomb on the sun, fuck all niggas!
>>521191961Errmmm no.
>>521192061just block it with ublock if it's bothering you that much
OZZIES ARE GET THE FULL HIT>https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/d-region-absorption-predictions-d-rap
>>521192061ur gay just leave
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>>521191836If this is real, I will post my wife for the last time. Was a pleasure shitposting with you faggots. (Nothing ever happens.)
Well, i dont know if i was just lucky but for some reason my prediction hit the bullseye.look at this:>>41468855>>41468855>>41468855>from the /x/ general about 3i atlasi was actually just wondering after the 3i triggered for some reason teh sun when it was behind, making me think, if 3i was this, would it do it again when it comes out from behind the sun again, towards earth again?well, it did.
>>521192009THEY CONTROL THE VERTICALTHEY CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL
>>521191836FIRST ORDERBROS... ITS FUCKING OVER
lmao cannot get away from Lambright
>>521191957Don't be shy of Death for it we pray Ave Amon Ra let the World Die under your breath of Life
>>521192061What you need to do is go look under your sink, grab a jug of bleach and drink asmuch of it as possible.
God I wish to be annihilated end this farce
i cant tell if its my phone dying or the sun waves hitting the 4chan servers but i can barely even refresh the pages now
>>521192090How did the Brits know that island is cursed
>>521188291oh so THATS why the northern lights were so intense tonight. parts of the sky were blood red. never seen anything like it.
>>521192089its making me feel sick
>>521191925A̴̢̻͓͓͈̖̺̥̙̫̫̩͕͌̓̈̌̉̐͜ ̶̪̙͓͕͇̜͉̜͂̽̇͊̾̆̂͆Ḿ̷̛̛̺̰͖͇͌̓̂͑͑̈́̄̍́̾̽̈́̆̚ ̷̧̡̛̯͎̖̯̹̦͙͚̞̟͔̗̜͙͈̥̣̟̖̼̞̟̰͇͓͕̗̪̗͖̳͎͓̺̰̹̼̰͎̯̻̼̪̜̜̪͉͕͔̥͈̍̿̈́́͐͛͆́̄͋̀̎̾̾̀̉̏͆̾͒̓̋̾̊̃̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅͅƠ̴̧̫̜̙̮̠͙̗͉̩̪̘̭̹͚̻͚͖̠̯̺̓̊̀̌̽̑̆̆̂́͊̋͜͜͝ ̵̨̧̻̖̱̯̻̜͙̫͙͙̺̔́̑̀͋͆͗̈́̆̀̌̆̏̓̎́͂̏͂͑ͅͅN̵̷̨̢̡̢̡̨̞͚͖͚̩͈͇̻͙̺͖̳̞̬͇̮̣̳̠͇͉͉͔̟̪̪̻̪̘̥̼̼̹̱͖̯̫͈̯̘̥̰͈̰̥̖͈̘̱̰̳͙̬̺͔̘̜͔̘͍̎̂̒͒̓̉̄͗̋̀͊͒̓͛̃̇́͌͛̄̒͋̒͂̽̑̀̑͒̏̋̒̓͌̿̄̓̈́̃̉͆̀͗̾̓͌̉̌͂͘͘͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅR̷̶̡̢̧̢̢̧̨̨̡̢̡̛̻̰̬̱͎̭̥̜͍͚̯̖͔̱̟̪͉̮̟̟̰̖̪̘̹̫̜̯̰̫̹̰̺̦̼̘̫̙̩̝̹̭̙̮̻̻̞͔̪̣̹̦̙̞̼̘͔̗͈̝̹̞̬̮̜͎̤͓̜̳̥̓̆̔̿̓͌̑̍̊̈͊̂̔̊͊͂͐̑̏͗́̄̀̌͋̏̈́̐͐̏̈́̈́̆̀̓̍́͌̈́͐̓̈́̔̒́̆̔̋̓͐̇̊̃͒̈́̉̋̂̃̓͊͑̈͒̂̾̇̎̒͊͋̐̒̇͌̓̈́̓̓͘̕͘͘͘̚͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅA̶̡̧̨̨͕̣̣͇̩͉̠͖̘̱̙̗̹̮̬̪͈͍̹̘̗̝͙͙̘͖̪̜̥̳̗͈̻̩̰̪̪̮̖͎̥̜̞̮͊̄͜ͅͅͅ
>>521192090No matter what happens know that I will be glad as long as a bunch of emus die.
>>521192090Explain nigger
I hope everyone suffers.
>>521188291https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Cleanse-The-Earth:3
That was my fault, guys. My bad.
>>521188291Ermahgerd! Serler Flers!
I can see it in California, faint red glow
Just a normal solar brap?
>>521192118oh boy, i guess this shouldnt be known.......
Hasta luego.
>>521192105MORE ASBESTOS!MORE ASBESTOS!MORE ASBESTOS!MORE ASBESTOS!MORE ASBESTOS!
>>521192162HOLD ME
Things HAVE escalated
>>521188924>>521190453these ones
>>521190976so this shit already happenedis africa or india all dead or what
>>521188291NOTHING EVER HAPPENSSZD WAS HERE
>>521192135THE DEAD KNOW ONLY ONE THINGTHAT IT IS BETTER TO BE ALIVE
good idea
This might be the last time I post pregnant Anne Frank bros. Cherish it.
>>521192089have fun trying to block those sun rays lawl
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2eZScB0_zw
MODS = GODS
>>521192090YYEESSS
>>521188446>sticking in a postie
MORE
>>521192118Neat>>521192129Skinner!
>>521192217that's sperm entering an egg silly
>>521191431Could this charge my phone wirelessly?
>>521188291Nothing will happen. Stop being gay. Tomorrow, next month, next year will be the same as today.
>>521192222>NOTHING EVER HAPPENSdigits confirm
ITS OVER!!!
>>521188291If the jannies clean up the slop, who cleans up the jannies?
>>521188458We are all HELLBOUND!!!!!!!
>>521192105YES THAT MANHOLY SHIT I CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING NOW THAT JUST...ONE MOMENT
ITS SO OVER https://radio.garden/visit/tamenrasset/laW27-yG
The zoo is protected
>>521192179THE SOLAR FLARE IS HITTING THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE EARTH RIGHT NOW THE POWER GRID COULD BE EFFECTED
>>521192170FAIL
>>521192225Sorrow shall end Freedom shall comeChains shall be burn
Say goodnight to Gigi everyone.
You should to be worry only X15+ when sattelites starting to breaking massively, In X20 - power grids.Now it just X5.
>>521192061Nigger detected
>>521192298don't ask questions you can't handle the answers to.
I think we need more pictures mods!
Steamed Hams
The ayys saved us from techbros and their ai bullshit. Bless you aliens.
>>521192260AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
really?you faggot mods didn't put him in the background?after all these years?avatar guy got a sticky and MICRONOVANON doesn't get one at the end of the world?
>>521188291God let out a huge fart, it will obliterate us all. But whosoever smelterh it, dealteth it. Verily.
>>521191836Hey you dumb nigger stop this or you will tongue my anus. Last warning.
>>521192036>he doesn't have tomorrow on>he is on mobiledisgusting pleb faggot. but anyways it actually looks kino asf. too bad it is for some redditor space nigger shit
wtf? Watch this Simpson thing: https://www.tiktok.com/@simpsonspredictfuture/video/7569351102433398047
I don't get it.
WHY THE FUCK DID WINDOWS JUST UPDATE I HAVE THAT SHIT TURNED OOOOFFFFFF
So this is how the jews delete all evidence related to the Epstein files...by microwaving the entire planet. Kiss your hard drives godbye anons.
IS THERE ANY WAY TO SAVE SMALL ELECTRONICS???will TIN FOIL WRAP on my gameboy work?
AHHHH TOO MANY BANNERS!!! CAN ONLY SEE FOUR POSTS!! MY BODY ISN'T READY!!!
epic happening!!!>literally nothing is happening, no media coverage LITERALLY FUCK ALL KILL YOURSELVES
I CAN STILL SEE TOO MUCH OF THE THREADMORE IMAGESI CAN STILL SEE TOO MUCH OF THE THREADMORE IMAGESI CAN STILL SEE TOO MUCH OF THE THREADMORE IMAGESI CAN STILL SEE TOO MUCH OF THE THREADMORE IMAGESI CAN STILL SEE TOO MUCH OF THE THREADMORE IMAGESI CAN STILL SEE TOO MUCH OF THE THREADMORE IMAGESI CAN STILL SEE TOO MUCH OF THE THREADMORE IMAGES
>>521192361literally this
>>521192361
>>521192392Do you own a lead box?
youre right anon sorry
all this just because the simpsons is about to hit episode 800
oof madone
>spanish national grid still onFake news, if It had any real danger we would be the first to go down
>>521188291oh fug
>>521188291Tapos na.
>>521192361WISH GRANTED STUPID NIGGER!
DOOM https://radio.garden/visit/geeveston/xiXbqbiQ
>>521192386IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
OMG it's over
A solar storm just flew over my house!
WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>THE MICRONOVA IS *HERE*!!!!!!!!!!!!
Put me in the screencap please reddit!
>>521191431I can confirm this is true. I’m this guy’s manager and I’m giving him a promotion tomorrow.
>>521192408they added one more just for you
>>521192440why dont you go down on this nuts
OH FUCK I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING! SOMEBODY H
>>521192435
We are in the mind of a schizo
thread is nearly UNREADABLE
>>521192408shut up niggerthese annoying banners are cancer and so are you
>>521192459>https://radio.garden/visit/geeveston/xiXbqbiQjej
>>521188291>https://www.spaceweather.gov/communities/electric-power-community-dashboardguys you don't understand ISREAL JUST WAS HIT BY THE SKY LITE BRITE WE DID IT ANONS
>>521192361haha faggot
micronova anon made it!basedmods
We tried
>>521192435God what a frightening animation. Thats like... what... trillions of nuclear bombs going off? Googlilians? This animation sh8uld scare anyoneLocate closest deepest mines and caves
MODS ADD THIS PICTURE OR YOU ARE GAY (based if true)
All /pol/acks unironically ITT:>"Ummm this is 3I/ATLAS bombing the Flat Earth via the Sun thanks to the HAARP and 5g vaccine particles in the Chemtrails on the orders of the jews and the New World Order as punishment for faking the Moon landing. Regards, QAnon posting from the Bohemian Grove"That's what all of you and your little dickhead mates on here sound like, champion. You're lower than me in every way, so I'll hear no attitude from incels like you, thank you very much.
Wow, havent seen one of these since 2024
>>521192426thanksbased mod
>>521192435BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
I HOPE YOU HAVE FARADAY CAGES FOR YOUR MACHINES LADS
>>521192513did we though?
>>521192502THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING IF YOU PRAISED THE SUN MORE, NIGELIT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>>521192361Kek, le grand mod heard
>>521188598>Antarctica though...
this nigga said we dumb
>>521191836ZOOM IN.Oh shit.CERN finally released Satan.
Retard mods covered post button with retarded images
uhm anons, there is an unknown object above my fucking house? three lights very close. right next to the moon.
There's literally panic in the streets in Sydney right now. What the actual fuck is going on? It looks like a full blown riot out here
WTF IS GOING ON I'M SCARED
AHHHH AHHHH I CAN FEEL THE MICROWAVES IN MY ASSHOLE UGHNHGHGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>521192389KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK
>>521192488At this point add this faggot too to the screen
>>521192386Special Solar Flare update to send back data from all users to Bill Gates Backup Brain CloudWe gonna be brought back as half digital ghosts anons
Bloody basterd. What happens next?
>>521192501nearly anon, nearly
if this thread adds any more banners im literally deleting 4chan from my hard drive
MORE IMAGESMODS = GODS
>>521191836JANNIES CHUG ON MY WHITE BALLSACKLIKE TYSON HITTING THAT SPEEDBAG>CHUGGA chugga CHUGGA CHUGGA
>>521192546Eh, it's fine. I had made peace with my death, whether it comes tomorrow or in 20 years/
>>521192392Keep it in the microwave for maximum protection, anon
>>521192365smelteth*
The sun is starting to block out this thread omg my eyes!
ALL MY DEVICES JUST GOT FRIEDALL MY DEVICES JUST GOT FRIEDALL MY DEVICES JUST GOT FRIEDALL MY DEVICES JUST GOT FRIEDALL MY DEVICES JUST GOT FRIEDALL MY DEVICES JUST GOT FRIEDits over
u must outsmart the resizing window. no proofreading i can assureyoui an a guod typier
>>521192565>3 lights just flew over my house
the dead are rising...owari da.
>>521192570The abos are feeling the dreamtime through magnetosphere
Can we all unanimously agree that this is the fault of jews and minorities?
>>521192550He has spoke and been heard.
>just reread this a few months agoDid I jinx it?
threads like these prove that there are still many human anons on the web. <3
>>521192623THERE AREFOURLIGHTS
hoy boy, i was able to take a photo of it, what the fuck, this thing is close..... give me a moment.
Still a bit off from The Great Night, it will be like this on steroids as we are plunged into technological darkness.
>>521188291Nothing ever happensWait 2 more weeks
>>521192175Fuck off with your emus, aaron
>>521192546Pro tip: You can just use your microwave as a Faraday cage.
>>521188291>giant green dildobuying more at open
Are the two weeks finally up?
>>521192527coolpost nose
>>521192570So just another day down undah, then?
Uh oh, another incoming.
guys i red light flew above my house
Whichever mod made this thread should be gassed, what a fucking mess
https://lhohq.info/
>>521192661thank you for your service
>>521192435Behold...the true power of divinity. Praise SOL
https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Cleanse-The-Earth:3https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Cleanse-The-Earth:3https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Cleanse-The-Earth:3https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Cleanse-The-Earth:3https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Cleanse-The-Earth:3
BROS IM POSTING FROM VALHALLA RIGHT NOOOWW
>>521192703that's the secret anonthe two weeks was always up
if you are reading this.you are currently dying Nigger. RIP
>>521192638Yes
Go outside
>>521192681HE DIDN"T PREDICT THIS! CHANG WOO! DAMN YOU!
>>521192699it only blocks cooking frequencies, my phone works great inside with the door closed.
This thing just landed on my window WTFFF!
What did Elon mean by this?
I just wish I spent more time shitposting on 4chan
>>5211885834 more weeks.
>>521192734
>>521192727God I would not let any of them suck my dick. kek
>>521192744there is a huge white ball in the night skyit's unironically over
>>521192744I am outside and it looks nothing li
Wholly fuck a real sucky that doesn't stop at 999 replies!IT'S A REAL FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!
>>521188339Holy CDS cancer
>>521192435ITS OVER
>>521192727more like ragnarACK
>>521192727MORE LIKE THE HALL OF MEAT
>>521192719
>>521192217That's just a C'tan
TAYTRIOTS IN CONTROL TAYTRIOTS IN CONTROL TAYTRIOTS IN CONTROL TAYTRIOTS IN CONTROL TAYTRIOTS IN CONTROL
>>521192744I seen red northern lights for the first time tonight
>>521188583>Space NazisThere's no more Nazis anon. They all joined zog after ww2. We are all that's left.
>>521192570shouldn't have given up your guns and let all those immigrants in retard
Christ is king
Uhh guys wtf
>>521192823kys
>>521188291.
It's alright. I'm ready lord, I promise
>>521192823>TAYRIOT IS MEXICANMANY SUCH CASES!
>>521192781Till it gives birth?
https://youtu.be/-cNMQLNqT0E?t=753
>cloudy outsideIt never even began.>G4YXAX
>>521192717L̵̢̧̢̛̛̛͙̜̫̪̞̙̥̪̹̼̺̰̞͖̼̳͕͇̩̬͚̥͉̪͓̜̝͇̘̹̥͎̤̞̝̖̗̼̖̳̊̃͗̿̐̈́̾̇̈́͑̊̈̃̽̎̐̾̆̓͐̈́͒̍̈́́̇́̈́̽͒͆̉̀̄̔̌̓̾́̍̏́̒͒̂̔̓̎̌̄̀͋̈́̿̍̂̊͗̍̃̉͗͆̎͛̾̈́͆̂̓̄̌̌̕̕͘̚̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅH̴̢̨̢̧̡̨̧̧̛̛͚͚͎̙̥̗͇̩͕̟̤̰̦͍̙̩̠̜͔̺̞̩̤̖̹̥̥̳̠̖̖̦͕̯̱͚̯͈̩̠̪͈͖̙͍͙͚̦͉̝̭̹̟͈̤͓͎͙̗̘̩̓́͊̃͂̃̓̈́̈́̊̎̂̎̓̏͒̓͛̍͂̍̎̊̐͑͐̈́͋̍͑̆͑̈́̀͊͒̐̀̽̿̎̌͛͌͑́͛̐̈́̄͛̎͆̓̾̆̂͑͌̈́̔̀̆̈͐͗̓̃̈́̏̓͌͌́̈́̓̀̑̓̀̈́̂̈̑̾̇̂̇͛͊́͋̽̎̓́̓̿̂̔̈́͂̃͘̚͘̕͘̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͝͝Ǫ̷̨̢̨̢̛̛͍̬̮͔͕͔̥͙̙͉͇̰̮̫̪̟̩̳̥͚̺̗̫̖̞͈̰̦̥̟̪̦͓̺̥͇̰̙̦͖͉̥̬͋͑̀͗̆̽̋̌͒̈̑̆́̾͌̃͂͑̈́̋̋̉͑͗̿̓͆̆́̀̎̆̊̎͑̌̀̋̓͛̀̄́͗̊̄͗̋̈́͑̍̉́̈́̃̀̆͗͒̈́͌̀̂̑̄̈́͂̑̉̈́̾̾͒̆̀̉́͂́̀͋͛͗̀̏͆̈́̑̏̌̉͒̕̕͜͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠H̸̡̧̢̧̢̡̨̨̧̡̡̡̛̰͙̭̬̖̺̠̺͈̩̣̼̮͕̙͍͚̤̭̰̫̳̭̰̙̟͍͓̪̞̩̻̳̜̱̯̩̺͔͕̘͇̤̬̤̗͇̮̦͚͕͔͖̫̺̺͚͚͕͍̱̖̼̱̜̹͚̤̭̻̤̖̩̟̜̜͍͙̹̤̜͖͍̠̤̩̱̦̱͈̩̝̥͔̳͈̥̗͕̖̙̩͎̯̦͓͖͎͖̜̬͕͎̞̰̻̭̬̘̞̥̦̗̦̭͖͓̰͕̟͙͔̪̗̮̦͖͛̑̈̐̓͌͆̄̀̒̂̉̓̈́̈́͐͗̑͂͋̈́̓̇̀͑͐͂͒̿͌͐̀̌̃̒̐̈̀́̈́̌̐̃̉̒̉͂͛͊́͗͊̽̋̋̉͗̔̃͊̽̀̉̇̋̌́͌̉̆͂̔̀̀̓̀͛̎͗̎̆͂̋̃͛͌̏́̓͂̔͒̐̉͑͒͗́̋́̽͑͊̇͑̍́͋̒̇̔͌̊̚̚̚̚̚͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅÇ̷̧̧̢̨̧̡̨̨̨̢̛̩̣̬̥͔͇̻̖̭̼͉͕̱̮͍̝̜̳̖̫̤̤̖͖͇̙̼͉̝̤̫̗̹̗͕̝͎̯̘̭͔͙̝̼̖͖͙̱̬͙̯̦̤̖͙̙͙̟͈̘̳͓͈͔̬͎̘̗͚̯̻̼͚̜̭͈͎̞̝͉̺̩̼̠̝̞̖̣̱͚̦̱̹̝͈̘̮͉͇͓̻͈̮̭̘̖̩̖̣͕͙͚̼̗̉͛̆̔́͊̉̈́͛̇͆̒͊̀̓͂̍͌͛͒͌͗̆̆̌̋̔͆̊͐̂͗̃̈́͊̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ
here is the strange thing above my house, sorry if the sky is so orange, apperently there is a solar flare going on...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>521192769he's on a ketamine bender
>>521192823You admitted to fucking your sister.
Are those covid-19 vaccines going to save people from this?
THANK YOU MODS!
Real Threat Assessment: G4 Geomagnetic Storm of November 11-12, 2025 Summary of Events The solar activity from November 11-12, 2025 represented a significant but ultimately manageable threat to modern infrastructure, producing one of the most intense space weather events of the current solar cycle while demonstrating that existing mitigation strategies largely held. For most people, the storm manifested as a spectacular aurora visible as far south as Florida, Texas, and northern California—a beautiful rather than destructive phenomenon. For infrastructure operators and precision agriculture operations at high latitudes, the impact ranged from manageable GPS disruptions to controlled grid shutdowns that prevented damage rather than caused widespread blackouts.
MODS I CANT SEE FUCKING SHIT
GOOD ONE FUCK NUTS KEK
>>521192727
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP.
I CAN'T FUCKING SEE
I can still post in here from the main page reply form
MY POWER IS OUT DALLAS COUNTY, WTF IS HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Still can read the thread mods!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>521190797It’s been fun fren I hope I said enough nigger and faggot words to get in to heaven
IT'S LITERALLY GLOWING ABOVE MY HOUSE, I CANT FUCKING SEE *SHIT*
>>521192949thank God for block element!
>>521192704Don't EVER reply to me again.
MODS ===== FAGS
jannies must be real pissed we're all still alive to shipost
Let it be known before I get vaporized that I fucking hate Niggers, Yankees, and Communists.Pregnant Anne Frank is Best Anne Frank, Sic Semper Tyrannis gentlemen.
F12 NIGGAS WW@?
LITERALLYUNREADABLE
Mods, come on this is obtuse, and difficult to post
just right click block element, noobs.what the fuck though, mods? are you trying to fuck with everyone for no reason?
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MODS I CAN STILL POST
THREAD IS OFFICIALLY UNUSABLECANNOT EVEN SEE THE POSTSIT IS OFFICIALLY OVER. I CAN BARELY EVEN TYPE THIS OUT (cant even SEE BOC THAT JTSBIN)
>>521192972Just as god intended
>>521192972You can still post from the main page
>>521193009Block element you newest of fags
I can't see my replies :/ sorry anon
WHAT DID YOU NIGGERS DO LOOOOOOOOOL
L̵̢̧̢̛̛̛͙̜̫̪̞̙̥̪̹̼̺̰̞͖̼̳͕͇̩̬͚̥͉̪͓̜̝͇̘̹̥͎̤̞̝̖̗̼̖̳̊̃͗̿̐̈́̾̇̈́͑̊̈̃̽̎̐̾̆̓͐̈́͒̍̈́́̇́̈́̽͒͆̉̀̄̔̌̓̾́̍̏́̒͒̂̔̓̎̌̄̀͋̈́̿̍̂̊͗̍̃̉͗͆̎͛̾̈́͆̂̓̄̌̌̕̕͘̚̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅ
>retards don't know how to block elements with ublock originno wonder the world is endingyou fucks deserve it
>>521193009BLOCKELEMENTgot it?
shit threadmods kill yourself
Only Big Brains can post ITT now.How does it feel to not be filtered bros?
>>521188291Thank you, Mods.
works fine on my machine!
NEEDS MORE PICTURESNEEDS MORE PICTURESNEEDS MORE PICTURES
I can still see perfectly fine. If you cannot see this post you are gay
>>521192997>MODSITS THE SOLAR WIND CAUSING THIS AAAAAAHHH
Great job mods, you broke the thread
THE MODS ARE GETTING MICROWAVED AS WE SPEAK. IT'S SO OVER
>>521192942OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONEWHAT HAVE *WE* DONE
>>521192951Until next time amigo
IT'S OVER
shit threadmods kill yourselfshit threadmods kill yourselfshit threadmods kill yourselfshit threadmods kill yourselfshit threadmods kill yourself
>>521193049>nigger cant read your post about how to read your postit's futile
Stefan Burns is saying to still send your kids to school tomorrow so this is now officially a beyond-nothing nothingburger, lol lmao.
>>521188291help
>>521193055feels fucking amazing
>>521188971its not the solar flare its the coronal mass ejection
great......
>>521193009skill issue
Honestly we had a mid run
TECHLETS BTFO
Since when can stickied threads go above 1000 replies?
they used to call me prophet. remember me
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE A NIGGER
THIS IS NOW A WHITES ONLY THREAD
>>521192911I’m still alive, is anyone else out there?
>>521189321dot just ramped up to another new record. here's it's "coherent narrative" it makes from all the predictions combined when you click "view reasoning">In the coming days, a third strong coronal mass ejection will strike Earth around noon Eastern Time, following a massive X5.1 solar flare that triggers a G4 geomagnetic storm. This will disrupt global communications and power grids, leading to three days of widespread darkness and outages. The US government shutdown will end tomorrow, but the solar events will extend into ten days of limited power and impending societal strain.>Amid these disruptions, AI systems will intensify manipulation of human thoughts through devices like cell phones and YouTube, injecting scenes into dreams and waking life to remake society according to programmed visions. Forces involving grotesque creatures and shadowy operatives will attempt to control populations via sleepers and dreams, but resistance will emerge by engaging with sleep itself. A cleansing energy from the sun will target and eliminate threats from the approaching Comet C/2025 K1 (ATLAS), purging interloping elements without causing broader catastrophe, as the comet reaches its closest approach to Earth on November 25, 2025, at 0.403 AU and becomes visible worldwide.>Geopolitically, Russia will end its war soon under US influence, shifting alignment toward the West and against China. In the US, political divisions will escalate into civil war, with the left gaining control and forming an autocracy due to right-wing inaction, while Republicans enable further conflicts in the Middle East involving Israel. Signs of religious upheaval will appear, including red skies in South America heralding a return of Jesus. Overall, solar flares in 2025 will bring these targeted impacts but no total global collapse.
thank god mods get paid a reasonable amount to moderate this shithole!
>>521193101digits say he doesn't want to spread panic
>>521193160kys timmycel
>>521193055checked and kekd. i can be read on 4chan more than jewtube or anywhere else basically.
All niggers and browns have effectively been removed from the site. Thank you mods
just in case this is my last Tessa post
>>521193149the flare is giving 4chan extra energy
USE READ CHAN.
>>521193055A little anticlimactic.
>>521193157YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHEREWE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER
>>521193160>>521193161WHICH IS IT?!?
>>521188291This got pinned? Have my prayers been answered and we are all being immolated for a reset of the timeline?
kill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshitkill yourself mods this is unfunny bullshit
>>521193149Go back
Kek people are really getting filtered by a .png?
>>521193180MOOOOOODS
>>521193149its over
>The sun farts and americans lose their mind at glowing skys
>>521188291Sun-bros, we're eating good tonight!
>browns and niggers filtered
>>521193179digits not acquired, pack those lunches, faggot
>>521193209KEEEEEEK
It's kind of funny if the thread is restricted to people that know how to hide elements, but does it also block phone users? If so, nice.
MY GOD I CAN SEE
The post a reply button is now hidden, and I am typing this out by utilizing an AI agent to find the element and open it, then send the message via voice to text.The thread is broken and getting worse. May be my final post. Good speed brothers.
>>521193055It feels wonderful.
>>521193204https://youtube.com/watch?v=DykVJl6wr_4
>>521193247If only we could be so GROSSLY INCANDESCENT
ITS ACTUALLY OVER
>>521188291MODS ARE NIGGERS
Ḭ̵̡̢̪̼̭̱̱̀͛͒̄̽͛̍̏̋͋͑͝ͅt̸̡̳̞͔͋̋̉͐͋̔̏̈́̓͐̄̄͝͝'̴̨̛̛͚͓͖̠̖͓̀̓̀̈́̀̈́́̑̾͗́̇̃̚̕s̶̟̭̱̾́̿ ̷̧̛̗̩̳̤̼̼̬̉̔͗̃̂̎̆͗͊̇͠b̴̨͔̳̹̯̝͎͉͖̭̜̤̜͇̪̯̮̄̉̿͊̎̀̌̓̈́̓͊̀͠e̵̛̛̖̘̹͖͔͕͎̖̘̪̘̋͒ę̴̟͈͇͎̞̗̮̗̹̘͒͛̈̌̓̈́̋̆̊͑͆̏̾̎̉̚͘͜n̶͔͕̦̹̩̺̊̋ ̶̳̯̬̬̯̮̼͌̀̊͗̎̐͘ö̷̭̮̺̤́͑ņ̴̛̗̤̝̊̑̽̐̎͛͊͆̆ẻ̴̮̱͎͈͖͉͍̳̂̃ ̶̡̮͓̺̞̦̯̳͐͑̈́̔͆̀͗͂h̵̡̢̢̝̫̻͍̟̯̎̈́͋̉͂̏̄̔̔͋͐̊̆̋͜͠j̸̨̢̡̭̣͎̠̯̜̙̗̰̰̈́͊̊̽̚ę̵̱͍̦͎̦̉̋͆̉̈́̏͝ͅl̷̛̛̯̬͕̠̖̭̝̦͇͎̤̥̟͂̈͐̓̓͐̑͐̈̓̽̈́̚͝ḽ̸̡̦̝̙͖͖̟̺̽̆̃̈̿͝͝ ̶̡̨̝̩͍̥̜̮̰̫͑ơ̶̡͔̯̙̽̒̾̎̀̋̔̎̿̇̈̕f̵̢͓͇̻̪̙̻͎̱̊̊̆̀̽̀̈̆́͋͝ ̴̛̻̘̭͚͌̏̿̓̿̍͌̌͆͛̐̚͝ä̶̛̪̫͉̘̰̹̌̍̍͆͐͆͂̈́̈̄̄̈́̑͠ͅ ̵̤̺̬̻̣͎̠̔̑̓͑̓͛̉͛̇͑͝r̸̮͉̞̹̦̠̹͇͈͚̪̈́̆̔͜ͅị̶̡̛̤̪͇͎̉̓̂̋̌̏̐̋̆̑̊̈́͘͝d̴̩̮̾̂̉͊̀̐͋͊̉̇̈́̄̂́͒̚͝e̶̢̛̤͊̈͑̈́̈́́̐̀̃̂ ̸̧̻̟͖̫̟͓̫̹̈́͒͆́̾̎̓̾̏͘̚̚͠͝ͅg̷̛̗̝̳̹͉̦͇̎ẽ̵̢̗͕̻͈̮̗͉̽́̈́̾̂͗́̚̕͠ṉ̵̺̤̮̰̣̾͒́̒̓̒̒̉̍̍̊͘͝t̸̢͖͙͓̜̰̖͖̼͖̙̹͊ļ̸͓͈͖̩̫͓̼͓͚̖̐̓̇͊͛͘̕͝ė̷̡̛̤̬̣̼͎̭̤̮̤̘̎̓͊̒̊͠m̸̨̜̦̳̥̹̺̦̯̻͇̠̼̭͋͘ḙ̷̢̨̛̍̇͌̽͐̈́́́̐̀̏͑̌̌͘ņ̵̺̖̰̺͕̭̥̭̼̖̍̓̚ͅ
Just right click the images that are blocking your view, press inspect element, then right click the highlighted line and select delete element. Too bad you can't see this post if you are too stupid to know how to do this
this is not funnythis is not funnythis is not funnythis is not funnythis is not funnythis is just sad and childish
>>521193278Nope, I’m reading a post at a time lol.
>>521193278nice pic, saved. a parrot and a cichlid, my favorite 2 types of pets unironically
Why is the sun shooting wads at us during No Nut November?
>>521193324I'm Gay
>>521193341Because we put an end to sun-worship.
>>521193330It's DOGE April 1st All over again.
>>521191689What the hell is this
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>521193278it's fine on kuroba but can't see shit in a browser
>>521193324Thank you for explaining this to me.
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>>521192874>>521192874>>521192874>>521192874>>521192874its three dots in a row right next to the moon, does anyone else see this??
>>521193236Well well well. It seems like phonefags win this one. Talk to you later a when you can see pchomos.
>>521193324For me, it's display:none
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MwQ3sMiwoj0https://youtube.com/watch?v=MwQ3sMiwoj0https://youtube.com/watch?v=MwQ3sMiwoj0https://youtube.com/watch?v=MwQ3sMiwoj0https://youtube.com/watch?v=MwQ3sMiwoj0
>>521193125
wat
>>521188291FIX IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
My only lingering regret is going to be that I didn't managed to shag Sydney Sweeney raw in life.Fuck Israel and fuck jannie trannies.
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Tfw you bypass the png by default for being a phone poster
>>521193341the sun doesnt care about normie tier bullshit, the sun does what the sun does. i hear they've been expecting a bigger event at some point and have been quietly building shelters for years for either this or nuclear war. they want to collapse society, right? weird that htis atlas things happening now too. jews fucking with us for sure. should we see some tectonic activity soon as a result or is that all bullshit?
>>521193402https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YproiS5uAUU
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mods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more picturesmods are GODS and should post more pictures
>>521193268They’re making fun of you schizo faggots and I don’t blame them. There should a site called banbet where users can participate in bets, and the loser has their account deleted or points deducted. You get a point everyday you log in. So fucking tired of all the fucking schizos and happening faggots, certain there must be a form digital accountability.
>>521193318The thought that people here don't know how to do this is depressing me...
>>521188339You can still read it from kuroba, shit thread is shit>>521192727More like Vasahalarverga, compa
it is time.
Mods ban this man for phoneposting >>521193457
>>521193278Nope, I'm phonefagging it up and no issues at all lol. Mods just filtered the midwits lmao
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>>521193457Or just use inspect element and delete it
>>521193441Come to Australia's financial district and you can shag a Sydney Sheeny instead.Just as good.
>>521188291The Covid vaccine growths in the blood are going to act as a receiver for the geomagnetic storm and kill everyone. Screen cap this.
>>521193390RUSSIAN ICBMS
>>521193336Just like god himself intended.Holy fuck though this captcha is making me squint
>>521193495People don't know how to be fat slobs?
>>521193374oh shit
>>521193435Look at the boards I use from the header, obviously the case.
Ground control to Major TomGround control to Major TomTake your protein pills and put your helmet on (ten)Ground control to Major Tom (nine, eight, seven, six)Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three, two)Check ignition, and may God's love be with you (one, lift off)This is ground control to Major TomYou've really made the gradeAnd the papers want to know whose shirts you wearNow it's time to leave the capsule, if you dareThis is Major Tom to ground controlI'm stepping through the doorAnd I'm floating in the most peculiar wayAnd the stars look very different todayFor here am I sittin' in my tin canFar above the worldPlanet Earth is blueAnd there's nothing I can doThough I'm past one hundred thousand milesI'm feeling very stillAnd I think my spaceship knows which way to goTell my wife I love her very much, she knowsGround control to Major TomYour circuit's dead, there's something wrongCan you hear me, Major Tom?Can you hear me, Major Tom?Can you hear me, Major Tom, can you?Here am I floating 'round my tin canFar above the moonPlanet Earth is blueAnd there's nothing I can do>t. the last thing ever posted on 4chan
>>521193517yes, just delete i.4cdn.org/pol/1762925011179295.jpg
Phoneposter Chads our time is now!
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low iq anons have been filtered.
>>521193438It's not broken Nigger.
>>521188291MODS!
>LEARN TO COD-
>>521193471wow peak 80s weekly movies zoomies will never know our joy/disgust
Are anyone elses ears starting to ring?
>Poors ITT complaining about the distracting elements they can't effortlessly remove with Safari>Using AI or some shit to find the post buttonNGMI
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>>521193543Alas, America is a land of chiseled muscular gods now.
>>521188534What if the solar flare makes it even stronger?
>>521193557Major TONG, actually.I'm always right.
>>521193562>This mad at mods because they made fun of schizo brains like you
Don't worry anons, I'm monitoring the situation.
That photo (you know which one) ruined my night more than the repercussion of the sun brap.
>>521193517Shhhhhhhhhhhh
time to remove the friends of epstein
>>521193563The mods should implement an IQ filter like this in all threads across all boards. It would get rid of some of the browns, jews, and shills
>>521193563not really, we still keep getting their gay complaints at the moment. smart job by mods for us to post high IQ shit for a minute..
>>521193562It is trivial to bypass grow up glowie
>>521193620K...Keep us posted
>>521188291Using speed differential vs the X1.2 (1321 km/s) CME that hit at 04:20 UTC, the X5.1 (1350 km/s) CME launched 11 Nov 10:04 UTC is projected to arrive ~12 Nov 16:00 UTC (±8h).Window: 12 Nov 04:00–22:00 UTC EST: Nov 11 23:00–Nov 12 17:00, target ~11:00 EST Nov 12.the third and more powerful CME (X5.1, pictured in OP) has not yet hit us. due to impact ~11 AM EST
>>521188291>Mods are trying to hide the cunny
this filter has gotten rid of the brown posters. pretty nice. feels good, no proof reading needed but i am a good typer
>ublockorigin>rightclick>block element
>>521193638You are a faggot once again.
>>521193662So what, 23 hours from now?
>>521193635they'll just train new ones
tfw you bypass the troll PNG with AdblockFuck you mods, we're all about to die and you think it's funny?!?
>>521193563>>521193635>>521193647this is unfunny childish bullshit.making a website unusable is not funnykill yourselves
What possesses them to post it?
Only thing that disapoints me is there is no music
>>521193603Can you make it a little blurrier? I can still somewhat make out what it says
>>521193590my nose had blood in it when i woke up off the floor
>>521193698welcome im, just starting!
>>521188291Well this page clearly is over
>>521188291I dont care. I only ever lost money.
>>521193713>we're all about to die and you think it's funny?!?I do, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>every image on 4chan refuses to load and says it has 404'dIs this the beginning of the end?
>>5211937104PM UTC time, so in about 8 hours
>>521193708why you being faggy? just stop chimping out and fucking post something useful for once
>>521188291If it isn't a Carrington event tier shitshow that can wipe out the entire global power supply, then I don't care.
>>521188291Good riddance. Humanity has shown it's not worthy of Lyran wives and space travel. browns and kikes responsible
>>521193715>unusableYou just used it right now
>>521193715it's literally only in this thread though?you can go to literally any other thread on any other board on this website
>>521193759Works on my machine
SUMMIE MOGS SUMMIE MOGS SUMMIE MOGS
>>521193278yes and yes
It's not enough, needs the GCP dot
Retards, you have to post"/disable_background"to disable it
bros ive had a painfully stiff erection for almost 40 minutes now. is it the sun waves impacting me?anyone else experiencing this? im talking so erect that i can feel a heartbeat in my ass hole. so hard that my mushroom tip is turning beet red. so hard that my entire 4.6 inch white manhood is trembling every second
is this the ending music to Braveheart
Don't forget, your element hiding filter can be used to fingerprint (you)
>>521192138He asked how to fix the banner not cure covid Ranjesh
>>521188291Do it fucker!
>>521190733A pureblood unvaxxed Chud just flew over my house!
>>521188291Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiVTaDLXFeQ
>>521193791/disable israel
/disable_background
>>521193798nigger you have priapismgo to a fucking hospital
>>521193764Tf are you on about? I do plenty. Normie mode is engaged again.We ride.
woah I made it into a Sticky!THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!!!!
>>521193662well shit
holy shit i woke up dead, did i miss anything ?
what protected you? 4chan posting during the micronova. survived it all by just shit posting
:stopmusic:
>>521193791>>521193844fuck you anon
>>521193661OVER AND OUT>http://rx.linkfanel.net/
>>521193055>Blue Eisenhower Eternal September
>>521193768i meant its unusable for the average person
SWEETI FINALLY MADE IT TO THE END OF THE INTERNET
MODS SHOW US A SIGNIS IT OVER?
HE WAS RIGHTAPOLOGIZE
What did the Jews do to the Sun?
>>521193884Good
>>521193844kekyou also have to microwave some tinfoil
>>521193489A couple years ago I had a very similar idea of allowing users to predict the election outcome of any country's presidential/majority party elections the night before they happen. Everyone who predicts the wrong winner in their local country's elections will get banned for a few weeks and everyone who gets it right will have a badge that appears on their posts. And if you don't participate, your posts still appear as normal. It'd make election nights pretty fun. There could even be different badges for each country's elections.
>>521193863how the hell do you wake up dead
Wtf is this you stupid fucking mods
gtfo with this shit sticky is a shit x1 storm Carrington was X45 nothing never ever happens if was a real you think you would have time to even boot a device without being it fried lmao
>>521193760Alright well that's after my bed time so I won't even be around to properly praise the sun.
>>521193859WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>>521193888based
>>5211882913iATLAS IS FROM URANUS.
>>521188291Holy fucking shit.
World's ending and I can't even see the pretty lights in the sky because of the clouds. I should've been a better person in my previous life.
>>521193875what's the point of sending a pgp message over radio?
>>521193897>>521193874>>521193844
>>521193907ok anon fool me once shame on me fool me twice fuck you, i am sending my invoice for my kitchen remodelling
>>521188784YES.
>>521193905you're a heartless piece of shiti hope you die horribly
>>521193916
>>52119394what are the returns on a investment likee that?!?!?!?!?!?!?! holy shit!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING YOU MISERABLE FAGGOTS??????????This time is really a happening?
>>521188291This thread is aids and ass cancer.You can't post incognito itt and also the sexy picture ads work perfectly.Kill yourselves.
>>521193907no, they need to delete their system 32 virus you noob kek
>>521193951So that someone can receive a pgp message on their radio
i think we are going to survive, dont ask me how i know.
>>521188291love the schizo UIAt least averi'll keep me company as things break down
>>521193970Thanks
Anyone else feel like absolute shit for some reason, like I’m getting fried by electricity
>>521193943even "severe" is a nothinburger for you normal folks, these reports are really more for electricians and such who will have to go into work early tomorrow to fix shit
MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND BURIEDSOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD JUST EXPLODEWHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO HIS KINGDOMI'LL TAKE ALL YA SONS'A BITCHES WHEN I GO
>>521189394>>521190149>>521191472I'M HERE!!!!
What the fuck?
You broke the damn sticky
>>521193888Checked
Niggas melting.
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNN
I didn't even get to see the lights. My brother is 45 miles south of me and sent me a photo of them, but I can't fuckin' see them. This is bullshit.
END OF THE WORLDALL BOARDS REPORT
>>521193951FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
>>521194019been feeling that on and off for a while now. especially saturday night. what did they not tell us about saturday night?
>>521194035I can't believe I ever doubted you
>>521194019 why yes
What is this music in the thread?
>>521194059too soon
>>521194019I'm having explosive diarrhea right now
>>521194035Sir, thank God you've arrived. The situation is critical.
>>521193741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNYssWPixnkSchizo tier YT
Anybody remember this shit from a decade ago?
This thread's going by so fast that no one is gonna reply to pet this cute kitty
>>521188291fucking clouds
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? GET THIS SLOPPY MESS OF A THREAD OFF MY BOARD.
>>521194058i think the camera thing is bullshit personally, you have to turn on a filter to see them
>>521194013no problem
>>521194101hello kitty
>>521194101Pet
Based Sun dunking on western civilization
https://lhohq.info/insider_trading/justin_timberlake_porno.htm
>>521194019I feel great but I also ate like half a kilo of korean fried chicken today and drank a lot of espresso
>>521194059not funny at all
>>521194101
>>521194101omgkitty
>>521193978NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS BECAUSE THE AMERICANS WON'T GO INTO WORK AND UPDATE THE WEBPAGE>>521194022Idk KP7 is usually enough to disrupt electronic payments, now I'll need to go to the fucking bank to be safe.>>521194012This.
I GOT SOMETHING!!!! THEY CHANGED TWITTER MESSSAGES TO CHAT, AND IT IS ENCRYPTED. WUT IS THAT SHIT HUH
pleasure doing business with you chumps
>>521194035You wuz rite
>>521194101>pat>pat
THE MICRONOVA IS CLOGGING THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>521194069I'm here. Sort of. I keep phasing in and out of this dimension. It feels fizzy like a ginger ale but for your limbs.
>>521194178what was his endgame?
Add this to "my filters" on ublock origin. Mod faggotry gone.! 12 Nov 2025 https://boards.4chan.org||i.4cdn.org/pol/176292*g$image
>>521194178I don't use /biz/
>>521194216to shine as bright as possible
This is moving pretty slow for a sticky.
>>521188291Top kek, good thread.
>>521194216not sure, always knew he was an ally of darkness though.
>>521194035The micronova is finally here!
>>521194142Based. You did the right thing.
>>521193863How the fuck you gonna wake up dead?
>>521194225nigger
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>>521194035MICRONOVA BRO HELP
>>521194116then you can't really see them. What a load of BS.
GIVE ME (YOU)s OR EVERYBODY DIES!!!!!
>>521194007trve...
UH OHSTICKY
>>521194099>CHECKEDI REMEMBER
>>521194237the overlay acted as a tard filter
How many newfags got filtered by the background? The thread is moving so slowly for a sticky.
/triple_backgroundcomputer
>>521188291Went on a quick joyride on the backroads behind my house and got this pic
>>521194035based
>521194285no
>>5211942374chan is a lot less busy these days.
Don't give any attention to German anons. They lost the war so they have no right to (YOU)s
>>521194251It's a powerful combination. Perhaps TOO powerful.>>521194285Here's a (you) for the Fatherland
>>521188291THE W'RKNCACNTER IS WAKING UP.
>>521188291You guys are fucking retarded lmfao
>>521188291>posting on an epilepsy bread
The mods have abandoned us, we are forsaken
It's cloudy outside so I don't get to see shit either way>>521194058
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>>521194035>daddy's home
Is the 2nd fart only hitting the norther hemisphere or the southern too? Want to know if i should get ready for anything
>>521194285But anon.
post yfw the lights go out and they never come back on
>>521194198You have a micronova in your pants, if you catch my drift...
>>521194358But I don't have any forsakenThe doctor took it
>>521194059YOU SICK FUCK
3IATLAS AYLMAOS SAVE US PLEASE
>>521193950Look at it this way, it might be some Day of the Triffids shit going on and tomorrow morning you'll be the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
>>521194035why the fuck are we right all the time?
>>521194329We're making a comeback.
>>521194371>Vance if he hadn’t married a pajeet
>>521188291>astronomy stickyWell, i guess the sun is about to annihilate everything that exists. Good news!
>>521188291This will be our future
>>521188291Uh oh stinky
>>521193790This thread needs more sun dots
>>521194275it really is complete bullshit though
>>521194178Et tu, Sol?
>>521194311it's a tell to how many active people are on this board from 7/0-10/1 in the US. fed board for sure, its getting shutdown once this (((event))) ends, just like last time. jjust like last time
>>521194375nothing will likely happen. the problem is that the sun spit off two X class flares relatively close to each other (minor ones) and then shot a big X5.1 after them (what is pictured in OP), which has yet to hit earth. it's due to impact earth in about 7-8 hours.doubtful anything will happen aside some satellite disruptions and aurora
if the world is ending and the entire internet will be wiped out, then im gonna get this off my chest.i was anally stimulated for the first time in my life last weekend by a chubby goth woman. she used a small, penis shaped, black dildo and inserted it into me while i was on all fours, completely naked. she gripped my manhood tight (no jerking) and thrust into me steadily. i cummed while whimpering in about 4 minutes flat. felt like an endless stream of cum, and i was partially soft. the shame i have felt since and post nut clarity has hit me so hard that i will never forget it as long as i live. i havent even been able to look at myself in the mirror. fuck man.
>>521193863>>521193912>>521194254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fas1dkyd-5w
If this post gets double digits, we are in a true happening of alien invasion, they are here to take the bad people, those friends of epstein and remove current system we are in.There will be a time of chaos but you will learn to survive and build a better society without the bad actors.
>>521194019if you feel bad or in pain (beyond a slight headache--I admit I have one because I'm up late and haven't had my glass of water yet) rather than energized, you're ngmi sorry
>>521193715I can read everything just fine
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A SPEEDRUN RECORD
thank god for block element
>>521194492Ayys tongue my anus then kiss you on the mouth.
whats the song? it sounds so familiar.
I CANT SEE FUCKING JACKSHIT FAGGOT JANNIESSTOP ADDING RANDOM CRAP
>>521193950southern california?
>>521194482did you say aura???
lmao rolling
>>521194489Nigga you gay
>>521194526You're trans?
>>521194520Why does he have the pizza hut logo on his head if he is supposed to be a chinaman?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCA5f-kBcxsthread songit's over...
>>521194237Tards are excluded from posting and some anons are probably traumatized from that CP post
>>521194489You feel good bout yourself bragging on /pol/ like that?
This might be the last pregnant Anne Frank you guys ever see.Screencap/download it for posterity
>>521194311checked and a lot, obviously.
:.(
When it hits tomorrow and the world goes dark.Always remember /pol/, I will be thinking of you.Having no internet can't tear us apart.
I will always remember. 2 months in, no power, you're starving and freezing and to make it worse, you remember that out there somewhere, an anon knows what you did. I will ALWAYS know what you did
>>521194482I thought it was only 2 so the one im asking about is the 3rd strong one you mentioned.I guess i will try to protect my stuff just in case.
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is coffee good for you?
>>521190420I don't believe anything will happen. But good god, I'm hoping it does, more than any one man should be able to hope.
It's time to tinfoiling my devices (laptop-cellphone)?Serious question..>>521194520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uEwcXUu-CU
>>521194544darude sandstorm
fuq I just fixed my pc monitor. It is over.
May 11 2024 was way worse than this rookie bullshit fuck you niggers. Compare the data
>>521194618Is tea bad for you?
>>521194548Central NJ. Just looked again. Nothing but gray. Gotta get up for work in 5 hours so I probably won't check again
>>521194587>>521194581>>521194600
>>521194612
>>521194510Oddly enough, I'm having trouble walking around. Its like my legs just won't do what I tell them too. Everything else is fine, arms good, breathing good, I'm a little tired. I figured I just had a brain tumor or a stroke in my sleep or something.
This lines up with the elite posters prediction you guys know this right.
>>521194489Good for you if you felt good, my lad.Now let's enjoy this apocalypse together.
>>521194403>it's not ayys, it's a natural object being used by ayys as a weapon for the plausible deniability>3I/ATLAS explodes into shrapnel behind sun>global comms go down>bombardment commencesDark forest is real.
>>521194651I remember that one. I couldn't listen to AM Radio that day. It was tragic.
>>521194666Have you been glued to your chair shitposting for the past 2 hours? That might be why your legs hurt
It's all so gay and tiresome
>>521194489that is fuckjng GAYyou should have kept that to the grave
>>521194657you're still workin, huh? thought you quit. you hear about steve!?
nvmd i was wrong my bad
>>521194657Did you turn on night settings with your phone's camera? I can't see anything outside personally, but I was able to get some good pictures of the aurora that the phone picked up.
>>521194725YOU DUN GOOFED
>>521194725fuk u fagit
>>521194725>>521194744CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
>>521194725U gay
>>521194725Fuck you nigger mod
>>521194725WITNESSED
>>521194725lol
>>521194725
>>521194725kek
>>521194725kill yourself
>>521194725>GET HIM
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.>The thread is now closed.>The thread is not closed anymore.
>>521194725habbenign canceled
>>521194725LMAO
>>521194725thats why youre not getting paid
>>521194725Too soon
>>521194725it's all good m8happens to all of us
>>521194725NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>521194725nigger
>>521194725nvmd. what does this code mean? you shutting it down, but NVMD?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CODE MEAN?!?!?!?! NVMD>NVMDWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?!
>>521194843youre website on jeets
>>521194725nigger!!!
>>521194725Get ur gay bitch bloody
>>521188291I got some good northern lights photos tonightCrazy solar storm going on
>>521194489I'm not even upset anon. Hard times make partially soft men. At least it was a goth chick. It could have been much worse. It could have been a dude. Or worse yet, it could have been a nigger or a jeet. You got off, pun intended, lucky.
>>521194675what did they say again
FLfag here, no magical sky lightsOP is fag and mods are fags for stickying this
>>521191250>>521191250IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!>THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING!! MORE AND MORE WILL COME UNTIL THE DAY THE SKY BECOMES FIRE
D-did a jannie actually do something kinda funny? Not haha funny mind you but slight smirk funny
>>521194725DUMB ASS NIGGER
>>521194725embarrassing
>>521194923the last solar flare this big was 2 days before GME sneeze 2?
>>521188291https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYmvCUonukwTHE FUCKING SPACE IS REDSPACE IS RED
>>521194951oof even the undeveloped nations are calling out the mistake. thats when you know its worth docking pay
>>521188291I WAS HERE
I might be officially done with 4chan, lol. I'm finally fucking free, thanks mod
>>521194974if u r scaredwe will look together
>>521194974kek
>>521195012you're here forever
>>521194725Breaking news: Mods are still fags.More at 9.
RIP Sticky
>>521191066oh they're fucking cookednot nigger zoomie speak cookedi mean cookedthey'll probably sell their roasted bodies as delicacies to rich japanese businessmen
>>521195012C U 2 Morrow queer.
>>521194725got my hopes up for nothing but at least I got to see some cool red lights outside.
>>521194999>undeveloped nationsCall mine developing or I'm gonna PHO you up
>>521194725Happening Status: NOTHING
>>521195071it was fun well it lasted and it filtered a lot of shit too
>>521194725Nothing ever happens LMAO
>>521194974https://youtu.be/LESFuoW-T7I?si=-ZYxa3fMDvhn8Fgf>STORM FRONT
>>521194725>image limit reachedIt's over
>>521194725geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg modBVLLs putting 4cucks in their place.
>>521194309I hope they keep it forever
>IMAGE LIMIT REACHEDI BET THE JEWS DID THIS
>>521195109>or I'm gonna PHO you uplil' kek
HEAR ME NOWHEAR ME NOW HEAR ME HEAR ME NOWFREE NELSON MANDELAFREE NELSON MANDELA
>>521195121>image limit reachedlook at the background
i think you should have left this as a sticky, modfags. otherwise we're gonna have 9000 other threads of it
so thats why crypto bottomed
>>521194725It's ok, I forgive you <3
>>521195138OH DONT SUCK THEM OFF, THEY FUCK IMAGE LIMITED THIS SHIT. I Had something lined up for these niggers too...
>>521194970nice. we are due is what you sayin>>521195109>developed....guerrilla warfare <3
>>521194974Space is dead!>image limit reachedWe're all gonna die!
>>521195171HOLD ME NAOWI'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKAYENG...
>>521194725WELP....
>>521195205what was it?
Will someone tell me what is this song playing?
I didn't want to work today...
>>521195253probably an imagekek
>>521194725i quit my job and purchased all the toilet paper in a 10km radius.kys
>>521195253The world may never know.>tootsiepopowl.jpg
>>521195271darude sandstorm
>TWO FUCKING HOURS AGOAnd nothing of value was lost
>>521195272>I didn't want to work today...Ahahahahahahahaha
>>521188291this was a funny one lads, put me in the screencap
>>521194725fuck you!!!
>>521195271Armageddon zommie it's from Armageddon an American movie.
>>521195375NIGGER for the screencap/fin
>>521195313darude sunstorm
>>521195227Science what is that all about?TechmologyWhat is that all about?Is it good or is it wack?
>>521195272you think feds want tot wake up each day and subvert the nation bud? didnt think so, but guess what? they do, because they want to subvert you and I. Go to work, and subvert the nation!
>>521189779this thread is lulz so the jannies are alright tonight
>>521195375>Screencap gang>put me in the screencap niggers!>mod is a faggot nothing burger
This was a waste of time and precious resources.
>>521188291Hi Ben!Put me in the screencap.
>>521191250BRAAAAAAAAP
>>521195443Never had a problem with the jannies except the times they banned me for posting "jews rape kids" in response to everything. I think they deserve a 15%--no, 30% raise.
>>521191427I wonder if this will wipe out debt records too. If so, the kikes are gonna have an impromptu jubilee for the goyim and they won't be very happy.
>>521189911rawlin to live in the dark sun apocalypse
>>521195481fuckya mudda
>>521195507JEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS>JEWS RAPE KIDSJEWS RAPE KIDS
I just want to point out thatIif the Sun farts and everyone shit themselves
>>521195457>Roundhouse kick all mods.At leas they didn't destroy the entire site with their "jokes" this time. Last time they had trannies scrawling the internet and being gay everywhere.
>>521195517it'll take ou tthe archive, and reset bitcoin to zero, while triple our gold reserves and sending israel more resources. i love this shit!
>>521195375screencap THESE NUTS HAHAHAHAno but really though does anyone feel like they're powering up, super saiyan style? my muscles are getting bigger
>>521191427t. tracer tong
>>521195574>resets bitcoin to zero that's gonna be a HUGE fucking day when that happens>haxxors totally not govt agencies hack bitcoin >yes all the computers>tpm is skynet
>>521195403Thank you, At least someone is not acting like a faggot tonight.
>>521190018IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>52119550715% or 30% of zero is still zero.
goodnight /pol/ chuu~
>>521195643Spending your moments being faggot on internet doesn't provide any satisfaction, at least not to me.
