Are any of you prepared in any way for the inevitable collapse of society as we know it? This is one of my provisions closets, will I survive?
>>535561510Decent ragebait. OP is probably a jew or a brown.
you're going to die. you haven't bred yet, right?
yes, you will survive and thrivethese are the high powered foods that fuel american greatness
>>535561510Fuck off eglinoid
All this salt, sugar, and bland carbs will just kill you faster
>>535561510Average EBT nigger family pantry
>collapse happens >better give myself diabetes
>>535561510Americans are so cringe. Dreaming of a chance to kill innocent strangers.
>>535561538I'm not ragebaiting I'm serious. Here is more stuff that I've stockpiled.
>>535561510You'll probably finish it in 4 days
>>535561510How fat are you?
>>535561510When that happens I'm getting myself an AK and coming to your storage.
>>535561621How much do you want for that Vitamix? I know you've never used it once.
>>535561510Couple hundred pounds of tobacco.SHTF I can get anything for a pound of smoke.
>>535561510I'm stocked up as shit.Nerds, nerds rope, crunch bars, Kitcat, Hershey's, Twix, M&Ms.....
>>535561510>Stocking up for when society breaksdown, have you started?No, because it will never happen. It will just be shittier and shittier.I prepare for immediate and personal threats : I am alone in a house in a village, if I break my leg, I can't drive, no shopping, so I have enough food and TP and wine to stay at home during 6 months. I can lose my job, so I have some money to pay the bills for a year or two and food and soap and everything to not have to buy anything during a year or two. I have tools, most of them of good quality so I can repair things on the spot, not having to drive to a city to buy things. I have a second car because if my car is totaled I lose my job.
>>535561510>will I survive?nah, given your selection. I'd give you about four and a half days for an obese person like yourself.
>>535561510>>535561621thanks for stockpiling all that, me and the boys will make good use of it when we raid you
>>535561662>How fat are you?Did you have to ask?
>>535561510I’m fucked kek
>>535561621Better>>535561510100% certified goyslop
>>535561816It was a rhetorical question anon.
>>535561510None of that shit is food, and you're gonna starve and get sick very quickly if you have to survive on this.I've been thinking of buying a bunch of provisions for the case of a famine, sudden hyperinflation or food rationing.Planning on buying: -25kg of rice, and a few packs of bouillon cubes to add flavor to it.-20-30 jars of preserved & cooked chickpeas (about 500gr each).-20-30 cans of other preserved, meat-based food (stews, meatballs, that kind of stuff). Vegetables are worthless and won't waste money on them.-20-30 cans of preserved fish (tuna, mackerel, sardines).-A machete or some sort of melee weapon for if/when things get really bad.And that's only for me. I'm thinking of doing the same for close relatives of mine.It's basically unavoidable that there will be food insecurity and famines all over the world because of the actions of the orange nigger.The only thing that's up to debate is how exactly will Western countries be affected, but 3rd world countries will inevitably suffer actual famines.It's guaranteed that hundreds of millions will die due to the oil/fertilizer crisis. Anyone not preparing for it is a fool.
you need to get more ramen in there. its a staple food
>>535561698>>535561789>Gets picked off from 300 yards awayHow do you plan to raid my stuff if you can't get close enough?
>>535561897>hundreds of millions will dieSounds like an ample food source to me
>>535561510>the inevitable collapse of society as we know itthere's not going to be any collapse like you're thinking, shit will just keep gradually getting worse forever
>>535561996This. And prepping was always just an outlet for consumerism.
>>535561510that's nigger food
>>535561937>300 yardsngmi
>>535561510Holy goysloppa! You should be buying canned foods and dried meat, not boxes of cereal and bags of chips and donuts. I'm getting constipated just looking at this.
>>535561871No shit!
>>535561510Anon, there is no food in your picture.
>>535561735You better get a loyal army, dumbass.
>>535561735>Couple hundred pounds of tobacco.based. if electricity goes down people will be desperate for tobacco just for something to do.
>>535561964Not really. By the time they die, they're all skin and bones.
>>535561937>Howdrone
>>535562391good for aspic
>>535562371reading you idiots gives he immense desire for shtf just so i can see you fools suffer and die
>>535561735>>535562371Try to figure out if there's a black market for tobacco. Look out for ad sites like Craigslist or whatever else you have in the states.For over a decade I've been buying good quality tobacco, additive free, at like 1/4th of the price for one of my relatives. Picture related.I'd also stockpile things like beer or alcoholic drinks. Imagine the world collapsing and everyone dying around you, and you're well-fed, smoking and drinking. lol.
>>535561510That’s like 5 bong hits and an afternoon worth of snacks, lackin big time in the ding dong department and don’t be sleepin on the swiss rolls
Little do people know that your own urine is the most distilled water on earth and your kidneys are the best filter in the universe. You can survive a long time drinking your urine.
>>535562413I hadn't considered raiders will be using drones, FUCK. Whatever, life is a sack of shit anyway and I have no dependents; suicide it is.
>>535562560you can buy "agricultural use" tobacco straight from the farmer for cheap lmaoyou can even grow your own easily, remember they used to grow tobacco in new england it grows absolutely everywhere
>>535562449>aspicDamn, I thought you were calling me the slur for Hispanics lmao. Just googled it on the off-chance and turns out it's a real food.You can also buy gelatin powder for cheap in 1kg bags. No need to extract it from dead people. It's like 80% protein, and cheaper than whey powder, and more versatile as well. Good choice.
>>535561510You're a dumbass, preppers are dumbasses. You will go through all of that and things will have not even really gotten bad yet. Anything short of a self sustaining underground bunker is pointless. The billionaires know this, zuckerburg's hawaii hideaway is very luxurious.
>>535561510I'd rather die than eat that chemical slop.
>>535563890>picShould have bought Life Alert(tm)
>>535561789you and your little "boy toys" huh? you canadian faggot. come to america for your raid. we'll kill you in my town. we killed the last canadians they found and the sheriff looked the other way. we'll kill you all :)
>>535561510I've got a closet that sized packed with ammo, so, yes.
>>535561897Before modern day refrigerators there were many companies that sold ice. Perhaps this is something that could be considered as a very desired enterprise during food scarcity? Also blacksmithing was only taken out due to the current industrial mercantile system. Remove that due to SHTF and blacksmiths are once again well desired.
>>535561996There will be temporary famine, water crisis, weather nonsense and plagues. You've been exposed to these for decades now.
>>535565819I wouldn't really plan for scenarios that far-fetched.If you really are expecting scenarios like those, the best way to prepare is to build a community.Which is nigh impossible since most Whites have been brainwashed into being retardedly individualistic
>>535565819>>535566419However, expecting electricity to shut down is a valid concern. Having a gas stove and stored gas (or some other means of cooking) and having food provisions that require no or little cooking is a must.
>>535561897Dont forget some sealed powdered Ascorbic acid. Don't want to get scurvy.
>>535562560Alcohol and tobacco are premium trade goods, up there with meds. Actually if you really want to make a buck on the post-apocalyptic economy, stockpile cheap basic medical supplies. Paracetamol, aspirin, and antiseptic are practically free now, but will be worth megacaps once the bombs hit.
>>535561510That's just a cupboard.My mom has 10 times that in her basement, without even prepping.
>>535567105Scurvy is caused by a lack of amino acids, not by vitamin C deficiency. It's basically a hoax.It's a disease that prevents you from making enough collagen to maintain and repair your tissues.If you eat enough meat you will not get scurvy. Scurvy only happens on people with a carbohydrate-heavy, low animal protein diet.The Eskimo people have lived for centuries in an environment without ANY fruit for more than 10 months a year and never suffered scurvy.There are hundreds of people who've gone on carnivore diets and didn't eat any fruit or vegetables for literal years without suffering from it. https://youtu.be/cXDM-Fix14YUnexpected redpill, I know. It really goes against normie NPC common sense.
>>535569461>just eat an all-meat diet bro>trust me, the eskimos do it
>>535562560I agree on liquor and properly dried tobacco. Better if you stockpile cigars. Already properly dried and if shit DOESNT collapse there's still a market for them. If shit does collapse you unroll them for 10-20 cigs per.Beer is asinine tho. It'll go bad within a few years. Liquor is best.Also, lighter fluid and matches, antibiotics...you can but fish antibiotics legally and it's the same stuff. A few good water purifyers. We have 6 months of freeze dried ready to eat meals (Mountain House) and at least 6 months of wheat berries, beans in rice in buckets. Probably more like a years worth. Wife has a small milk that works electrically but can also be hand cranked.I'm in Florida so there not really a risk of running out of food. Lots of edible plants, abundant fish, rains will always come eventually.People living in Phoenix/Las Vegas/ LA....what are yall thinking?
>>535569975Yes, that is exactly what I meant.
A lot of people are going to die
You're going t9 end up throwing a bunch of that shit away just like every other "prepper" that talks about this over the years.
>>535570150If there was really a collapse in the waybyou are thinking no you wpuld not be ok with edible plants and fish. If the trucks stopped delivering groceries it wouldnt tale long for people to ravage the land and seas for food. You wouldnt be able to find a squirrel after a short period of time. After a few months to a year most people would die off and it would take some time after that for nature to recover but bet your ass that every bug and dandelion would be consumed in short order
>>535561510>>535561621Let me guess you’re diabetic. You’re certainly obese. Your food selection is total garbage. You and your family will start having health issues of you keep eating processed fake foods.
>>535561621It's all premade stuff laced with 20 lbs of sugar anon. It might get you through a pinch but it'll probably only last a little over a few years and you'll have diabeetes by the end of it. Unless you have a garden somewhere I don't know about.
Not really prepped. But I do usually have like 100 lbs of rice/beans/flour at any given time. So I think I could last like 6 months at least. Wouldn't be enjoyable, but I'd have a little bit to eat if one day literally all food disappeared.
>>535561510got my briefcase filled and ready
>>535572249What about water?
>>535572249That's a lot of food, but you're gonna get very sick if you only eat rice or beans for a long period of time.And also, these foods need to be cooked. If the electrical grid shuts down you're the one that's cooked.At least a few dozen cans of seafood, stew and preserved meat would go a long way.
Op is black guy baiting but I do wonder about something. What do preppers do upon the realization nothing is happening and their canned food is reaching expiration date? Do they just eat canned food for months to not throw it away?
>>535573076Actually, at this time, I have a weird amount of korean tuna, anchovies, sardines. Not enough live on, but I'd eat good for a month lol. And ya, I'm not claiming to be prepared. It's just one slight benefit of making your own rice, beans, and bread. You have some raw materials laying around. But ya I'd be fucked. I have some pork lard, but that would go rancid without power. I have some ghee that would be good for a couple months. I'd be better than some, but far worse off than many for sure. I really should stock up on a few things. Maybe tuna could be step 1. As far as water I'm by a river, and there's a lot of wood around, but also people. So idk exactly what I'd do for water. I'd probably go live with family if shit truly went crazy.
>>535571377Yea he needs to eat rotten eggs and mangy rabbit like myself we also have brewed a delightful micro brew hops made from the millennial shit in my bottom friendly micro biome
Ill just kill my elderly neighbours and take their shit
>>535561538More like mormon, which is worse
>>535573807I have heard worse plans.
>>535561510Preppers are gay. Embrace the gigachad looter raider mentality
>>535561510>not stocking up on land, a water source, farm tools, livestock, seeds, weapons, and children.ngmi
>>535573477>What do preppers do upon the realization nothing is happening and their canned food is reaching expiration date? >Do they just eat canned food for months to not throw it away?Most canned food has an expiration date that is at least a couple of years ahead. And dry stuff like rice and beans has no expiration date as long as you keep it dry.You can just set a reminder for whatever is going to expire 6 months in advance, and gradually replace it as you consume it.Or just give it to family members or the local food bank if you really can't consume it soon enough.There are lots of canned foods that aren't that expensive. You can easily make a stockpile for several months of survival with basically 200 euros if you're smart about it.It's basically an extremely cheap anti-starvation insurance. Definitely worth it.
>>535561510You don't have books. You won't make it. Since you have no books I will recommend a good starter. "Five Acres and Independence"I got books. Lots of books. How else will I get to cruise the beverly hills in my ferrari post apocalypse. Knawledge.
>>535563890>I hadn't considered raiders will be using dronesgo shoot sporting clays and fit task. drones are not as fast as a clay pigeon. people shoot that shit accurately every fucking day. if you are shooting at a drone, use #4 buckshot. bird shot might not be enough to take it down. also, shoot 2.75" shells. the extra power from 3" and 3.5" magnum shells fuck up your follow up shots. a 12ga shotgun with at least a 24" barrel and an extended magazine tube can very effectively fuck up even multiple FPV drones in the hands of a competent marksman.
>>535561510I am hording barrels of corn syrup
>>535573477They buy extra of things they already eat daily and rotate stock, first in, first out.
>>535561510Diabetes for kids starter pack
>>535574132
>>535561937>obese Guns can't help you if you run out of breath trying to get to cover.
>>535561510Kek.Needs MORE candybars OP.And maybe a bottle of Hennessy half hidden bhind the other stuff. Maybe a couple of watermelons and some Sweet Sue Canned Whole Chicken to really push it.
>>535573751There’s a such thing as convenience food unless you’re cooking organic stew and freezing it and stainless steel bins to reheat later. Everything you think you’re paying your way out of is causing catastrophic health issues down the road.
nah I'm just gonna go door to door and take everyone's shit in the neighborhood and flay their corpses.
>>535561510>carbslopNGMI
>>535575716LOL - All that Crico GOY-Lube will kill you before that year is over.
>>535561510There is not going to be a collapse, it's just not a meritocracy anymore and things will slowly get more shitty over time.We need to make sure Russia wins so there is a haven for people to go to in 50 years when it gets REAL shitty and gay
>>535574670I love this series
>>535561510Good instinct to have a stockpile and calorically this will last you a while but unsure if you will be able to eat healthy (not eating too little or too much of a macronutrient/vitamin/mineral) no matter how you mix and match this stuff.But honestly not the best stuff to stockpile but other annons can help you here better than I can as I am not much of a prepper.You want something compact, long shelflife and filled with nutrients. (The doritos here are bad idea because it's basically just air)And some condiments so you do not go insane (and for bartering)Noticing a total lack of animal based protein but you have cheerios which are not vegetarian. While we are on the topic of sugar ,get honey and maybe some stevia sugar (goes under "condiments" as far as I am concerned)Parmegianno has good shelflife if mentained properly and like 40g protein / 100g (and you clearly do not mind the 431 kcal/100g in a survival situation) )Some 99% vodka you can dilute to 70% would be a good idea. 99% in case you need to do some chemestry or bartering. 70% for disinfecting. 40% is usual vodka purity so it's basically 2 and something vodka bottles in one + compactness and other uses.>>535561621Top left under the blender look like tea packs, Get tea bricks and/or pure caffeine pills/anhydreous caffeine if you can. Unsure about other herbal teas but herbal medicine will deff be a nice thing to have.>>535574132Online resources downloaded to a tablet + some way to generate electricity to power it could work. You can get a fat library on a small rectangle and depending on how badly SHTF , you may or may not have some form of internet access/means of file sharing w/ others. You will want the tablet to basically be on economy mode if electricity is not a guarantee.Physical books are superior in other aspects because no electricity or service requirement.Ideally have both and important stuff as physical books.
>>535575716Looks good but replace the cooking oil with shelf stable ghee and the sodium table salt with sea salt. Bonus points replace the modern flower with spelt.
>>535575022My mother-in-law had breast cancer and 8s an overweight carnivore meme dieter
>>535575830You literally eat seed oil-filled snacks all day in your single mother's basement. One year in an emergency won't kill anyone.
>>535561510I already stocked up on comfy fantasy books I can read when the video games stop working
>>535561510There's too much weight on that bottom shelf (it's sagging), and you're a fat faggot. Eat healthier foods.
>>535576033>looks good, but just use something else
>>535576063Sorry Kike - I don't and I live on 80 acres. Have fun shitting blood.
>>535561510Very good. Non-preppers are mentally ill troosters. Prep as if your life depends on it because it does.
>>535561753There have been plenty of famines like before soviet new economoc pplocy, after mao campaign against birds (and mutt blockade) and perhaps after mutt bloackade of hormuzA little granary is just common sense
>>535576052Grain fed animal products including meat eggs cheese dairy etc mimic seed oils. They contain high amounts of linoleic acid which when consumed over 2-3% (what occurs in natural foods) they cause arterial inflammation which leads to bad cholesterol (lpa is part of the bodies repair metrics) they are additionally high in deuterium because the animals eat corn and onions which also mimic seed oils. Healthy foods produce hydrogen in their liquids. Hydrogen has a "heavy" sibling called Deuterium. While normal hydrogen is the fuel for your mitochondria (your cellular engines), Deuterium is twice as heavy. It acts like a "wrench in the gears" of the tiny nanomotors that produce your cellular energy (ATP). By not eating grass fed meat this is what’s happening to your body. You have to understand that grain meat is not the same as grass fed meat. The studies you’re referencing, not a single one of them look at grass fed meat or animal products.
>>535575899The fuck you mean "haven". Russia is an authoritarian shithole where protesters get beaten and jailed.Just because liberals are sucking off Zelenski does not mean you need to start sucking off Putin.
>>535576455>JewSA is an authoritarian shithole where protesters get beaten and jailed.Fixed it.
>>535575716>crisco and sugarnice
>>535561510This is how my kid would load my cart if I let him
>>535561510The bottom shelf is going to collapse under the weight of those sodas and drinks. You should redistribute the heavy stuff so it sits as close to the wall as possible on multiple shelves and keep the light stuff like chips and cereals in the middle.
>>535576402Additionally grain fed animal products lead to high insulin resistance. The altered profile of the fat on the animal product itself causes metabolic issues that lead to diabetes. However this does not occur with grass fed meat or animal products. It’s beyond me why people believe health authorities in 2026. You can change these things and test your own blood now nowadays.
>>535561753>No, because it will never happenIt's literally happening right now and I am eating into my stockpiles because I don't have enough income to pay for food without tapping savings.
>>535576608bologna
>>535576789Garbage in garbage out. You can’t feed your animals slop shit to make them fat and marbleize their meat without consequences.
>>535561510You wont survive the first 2 weeks with all that poison - Did you buy that on your EBT card?
>>535576849fat cows make fat meat, eat more fat means bad, it's not some chemical conspiracy, is it?
>>535561510Smart man, none of that slop will perish in a thousand years
>>535576663>without tapping savingsWhen the end comes your savings will be dissipated - best to have it in hand and use as needed.
>>535576936>none of that slop will perish in a thousand yearsNeeds more Twinkies for that duration.
>>535567204I'm stockpiling 7-hydroxy. Need a temporary energy boost? 7-hydroxy. Need to sleep for a couple of hours? 7-hydroxy. Need to relax your muscles and cure soreness? 7-hydroxy. Need to cure a headache? 7-hydroxy. Lost your pinky in a woodchipper? 7-hydroxy. Took a couple 9mm to the chest? 7-hydroxy. Need to be a strung out loser as the world disintegrates into a violent hellscape? 7-hydroxy. It can (temporarily) alleviate literally anything. Just don't get addicted. Withdrawal is satan
I bought a bunch of American MRE's because you never know. I bought American ones because I thought as the best military in the world they'll have optimized the shit out of it (this was before the Iran war obviously).Tried one of them. Utterly inedible, disgusting shit. And the heater doesn't even work properly. Waste of money.
>>5355615102/10 all of those things will expire and are worthless
>>535577032cook them on the stove I guess, throw some spices in there
>Crush shelf is crushedPottery
>>535561722KEK
>>535577032they are designed for healthy active 18 year olds with bowels of steel. If you are not that, you will blow it out your asshole within minutes of consumption
>>535576933I told you exactly how it happens. Cows didn’t naturally evolve to eat grains. It’s fine to supplement them in the winter however you want 80% grass fed minimum. It’s equally obvious that whatever an animal eats will contribute to its fat profile. When an animal eats GMO corn grains onions etc. drastically changes their natural fat profile. This altered fat profile is very unhealthy for humans and why most of America is overweight and headed towards diabetes and heart disease. If we eat healthy meat it goes away. Confirmed. Cope all you want.
>>535577213>/onions/onions/
>>535577249>muhBasedeee is not allowed
>>535561789kek, with what guns? i browse /cangen/ at least once a week and feel bad for our northern maple brothers
>>535561510Lol retard
>>535561621I think you should be getting large bags of rice, beans, flour, sugar and salt. these will be used as filler to make your premade foods go further.
>>535561510
>>535572593kino stash.
>>535576954My savings are not paper or digital nothings.
>>535577317>Sweet potatoes>White potatoes>perennial vegetable and fruit sources>a small chicken flock w/ roosterFixed that for you.
>>535577317Fresh veg goes good with the eggs from the backyard chickens and stockpiled dry goods. Also the sunshine you get from working in the garden is really good for your health.
>>535561589They aren't innocent if they're on my property, flipping cars or non-whiteThems the rules
>>535561510Your gonna need insulin and blood pressure medicine in those preps son
>>535562560i havent smoked in 10 years, but i would smoke if society collapses and everything is hell. I know for a fact that a single cigarette could buy loyalty of the most stupid people. which thats all you need, because your they guy that gave him drugs.
Does no one understand the concept of actual canning ITT? Why are you eating Campbells mystery meat and disgusting deenz when you could be prepping shelf stable ribeyes and whole chickens? I guess things like this are just plain antisemitic to know about these days
>>535577213Yeah I'm not seeing the "fat profile" where grain turns animal fat bad. You're talking about omegas? Excessive omegas? Omega 6 is higher in grain fed animals and causes inflammation, but I doubt that's anything compared to the inflammation people get from being fatasses
>>535561510>slop>survival foodtop jej
>>535561510Imagine what this person actually looks like.there isn't a single ounce of protein in their diet.
>>535577673This is the way - Been canning all winter. Literally have 6 months of meals ready to go.
>>535577673I've made pickled eggs before. A large 2L jar will fit 14 large size boiled eggs. Having two or three of these jars will really go a long way.Problem is, most people are afraid of what could happen if they didn't do it right.The risks are probably exaggerated, and it's likely fear-mongering to dissuade people from making it themselves and make them buy it instead.Plus, most beginner canning recipes are vegetables, which are nutritionally pretty worthless. I'd rather focus on drying and salting meat with spices.
>>535578029i bet your last meal was donuts while you larp you only eat a Mediterranean diet.
>>535577673>disgusting deenzI enjoy pickling and canning as well but don't ever shame deenz again sucker
>>535561510No nigger will kill you and steal it all.
>>535578550why do you live near niggers?
the best preparation is isolation
>>535569461yea and those people also ate seal kidney and liver most of the time.
>>535577673You can't really can a ribeye and have it taste right. It just turns into a roast. Also all the fat will make it more likely to lose its seal. I'm not one to talk though, I just had home canned brisket sammies last night. Yum.
>>535561621That's more like it.
>>535578317I let canned meat and anything vulnerable to botulism sit for 6 months before I eat it. If it is contaminated it will lose its seal by then.
>>535579465rib eye is perfect for jerky
>>535569461did you know he changed his name from william stephenson, and also got a whole bunch of people killed by leaving them to die on one expedition? yes, he's a psychopathic mass murderer. i know this because i used to do this retarded diet.while i never got scurvy, i did end up with tons of bone spurs, fatty liver, type 2 diabetes, and heart disease, so that's cool i guess. at least there was no scurvy guys! the best way to avoid scurvy is $400 of beef a month!eskimos are also well known for their horrible long term health outcomes, which oddly enough mirror mine! wow! on this diet they end up with arthritis in their 30's. their lives ended up being so painful that in the end they went off alone on ice floes to die.the reason they don't get scurvy is that there is vitamin c in the meat. they also eat FATTY fish and blubber, not protein you fucking clown. living off protein kills you in a few days. the eskimos are hoovering right around the threshold, as humans can only eat about 400-500g of animal protein per day before the acid load is too much for the body to clear. this is called protein starvation, where there is plenty of protein but no carbs or fat available. the acids from breaking down the proteins need to be neutralized by sacrificing bone, which leads to things like gout, bone spurs, arthritis, calcification of blood vessels.https://www.drmcdougall.com/education/information/five-major-poisons-inherently-found-in-animal-foods/>imagine watching a video by anyone calling themselves "alpha">>535578818high intake of organ meats will kill you very quickly. they are full of copper which is an excitatory neurotoxin, which also causes an imbalance with zinc. preformed vitamin a is also abundant, as well as poisonous. people that eat beef liver often start getting very sick. they ate mostly fatty fish and blubberFAT is what puts you in ketosis btw, NOT protein, which gives ZERO energy.
>>535561510I'm going to feed corpses to pigs, then eat the pigs.
>>535561510>Stocking up for when society collapsesLol. You white American soft faggots won't make it 3 weeks if there is a national catastrophe. People were locked down during COVID and you soft boys started fighting over toilet paper lol. Go live in a 3rd world country for 3 months and talk about "being prepared". You're so much into your bubble you don't see countries around the world have already had shit hit the fan for them. It's just a matter of time before you honkies realize the 3rd worlders at your door ready to take over everything around you. All the while, you sit in your pantry eating spaghettios LMAO
>>535561510pure goyslop
>>535576508>JewSA is an authoritarian shithole where protesters get beaten and jailed.No where near Russia. Pretty sure in russia they would start mowing down civvies with machine guns if they attempted January 6th (going into a goverment building and stealing sensitive documents).
>>535561510Funyuns are already so expensive in the apocalypse you'll be able to buy an entire shantytown for a bag
>>535577303Rice is dirt cheap too, there's no reason to not have at least 50 lbs stocked. >>535577673Women abandoned canning at home in the 30s-40s when industrial canned foods became readily available, and neglected to pass the old practice down to future generations. Now people have to rediscover this shit.
>buys tin canned foodsthese are the worst things you can ever getworse than not vinegar bathing store bought fruits/veggiesbpa and all its sister alternatives leech into your food and its why everyone suddenly started getting>colon cancers>pancreatic cancers>stomach cancers>blood cancers>white blood cell depletions>brain fogjust research these diseases and their rapid increases you'll find it correlates when skimpflation took over around 2020/2021less food, higher bpa leeching in, more disease
>>535561510I thought those were manga and anime DVDs.
>>535561586I think he means to use it as bait to catch raccoons and crows to eat.
I've been larping prepping since 1999 and things in this country only gets better. There's more variety of foods than ever before that has popped up in that time. Sure I still prep some for fun, but I am also always cycling old stuff and not always eating what I want that night. This shit just isn't ever coming and I am saying it now finally as a 46 year old.
>>535561621vitamix still in the box lol, canned food sales are down significantly yall hear about that? like 35% or something, ppl think canned food is poisonpowdered honey? that seems dumblots of powdered milk to go with your disgusting kikellogs cereal mind the dates some ppl use stickersi get most of my meat from my pigs
I'm doing a double-shop each time, throwing some staples on top everytime I go.You especially want to stock rice now, because the exporting nations will ban exports once the SHTH. India is already talking about it.Also, remember to prep for winter. Thermal clothes, blankets, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if there were energy blackouts next year, like South Africa.
>i will just stock up for when society breaks down to the point of starvation xd
>>535561621average stocked pantry, dont see to much that I already dont have and thats cause mum is a woman and women naturally hoard things
>>535580268>Rice is dirt cheap too, there's no reason to not have at least 50 lbs stocked.150lbs takes up 4x 5gal buckets and will keep 1 person alive for a year, or several for months
>>535572139sugar doesn't cause diabetes, it cures it. excess sugar is turned into heathttps://www.drmcdougall.com/education/information-all/favorite-five-articles-december-2012/see the top article hereeating fat causes it, fat blocks the insulin receptors and stops glucose uptakewhat's really going to cause it is full fat milk like at the bottom.
>high-energy, high-carb fast expiring cornstarch junkfood.>white bread that will mold if you as much as say the word ''sun''>even the canned food is of the type of complex multi-ingredient food(tagliatelli with sauce, parmezani cheese, meatballs and all) that will cross-contaminate and go bad within a year>pixy stix...fucking pixy stix...>no gun, and no ammo.OP is a nigger,100%when the SHTF happens your local cannibal will kill and rape your fat black ass. your corpse will sustain him for many years when he pickles your legs and arms and feasts upon your remaining torso rich in nigger ichor.
>>535581129lol ok
>>535561510Looks like you have enough there to achieve your goal of reaching 400lbs when the collapse happens.
>>535561554KILL US FASTAH? OH NOW I CAN RELAX...
>>535581322>when the collapse happens.what happened to this chud?
>>535575830>bread ingredients>goy slop
>>535577349That's something. Is this a meme blurred by AI? Pretty cursed. Everything is wrong.
>>535577317I'm growing potatoes this year, they are pretty much idiot proof.
>>535581883
>>535576663Same. I've been eating a lot of canned items lately.
>>535561546>not laysmaxxingngmi friendi have 150 pounds of additional fuelready to go at all timeswhat do you have skinny boy?
>>535582128you dont need to potato max, just fucking thrown them in some soil anywhere it dont matter if some are lostwho gives a fuck, you can even grow in bags or buckets if u want to potato maxi actually wasnt gonna grow anythign this year cause i was busy but i had some store potatoes go bad and just cut em and threw them in the garden, they are growing great rn
>>535582265based
>>535577349I love the word goyslop
>>535581883>save 2 fucking dollarsIt's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
>>535576663>It's literally happening right now and I am eating into my stockpiles because I don't have enough income to pay for food without tapping savings.then be happy you got yourself ready
>>535561510Like...why not buy real food?
>>535579729jerky requires lean meat. eye of round is good, top round will work. delicious fatty ribeye will not. fat will go rancid
>when society breaksdownIt'll never happen.
>>535561735Le this.The real crisis currency isnt gold or sulver but booze and smokes.Even in east germany people traded with miner's vodka, a special vodka only for miners. They saved their rations and then exchanged it for better goods.
>>535583022thank you for the lesson, senpai
>>535561510>purchased with EBT
>>535562560How about a garden plot and then just grow it?
>>535574184The clay pigeon is moving away from you in a straight line, the drone is chasing yiu and doin evasive maneuversthey. I saw a video of a skeet shooting champion get obliterated in the expiremt also cuck nes and cuck cages
>>535561510yahweh's strongest mutt
>>535575899>We need to make sure Russia winsOk nigger how do you reckon we do that?
>>535576455>shithole where protesters get beaten and jailed.And (((the west))) isnt?
>>535561546It’s enough calories to last a decade.
Its a good idea to buy sugar and salt rather than just canned and dried food. Useful for cooking and preserving fresh food. You can buy hundreds of pounds of both for less than a thousand dollars. The sugar alone has like a days worth of calories per pound.
>>535561510what a degenerate shitshow hoard, 100% slop.
>>535583422Our sharts will blot out the sun
>>535584034Its not slop its good stuff.
>>535584525How the fuck do you take a shit without pain?Whats it like taking a shit once a week?Hows the acne?How do you even sleep without taking an aid?
>>535561510>goy slop storagelmao
>25lbs jasmine rice>4-10lbs bags dried beans/lentils>canned beans for quick cooking>4lbs+ table salt>10lbs light brown sugar>multiple 2L cooking olive oil>barilla protein and regular pasta boxes>campbell’s chicken noodle soup cans>canned sweet peas>30g protein drinks>bottled water>protein bars>honey>frozen meatWhat else?
>>535584890Forgot gas for generator, butane for cooking and water purification since utilities will be nonexistent but what else as far as supplies? Not sure about canned veggies.
>>535584623>How the fuck do you take a shit without pain?I'm not in pain other than my back which is sawdust.>Whats it like taking a shit once a week?A week? If a day doesn't go by: Houston we got a fuckin problem.>Hows the acne?A problem because I'm constantly stressed.>How do you even sleep without taking an aid?I take one of these gummies. Had a crazy dream the other night where my brother and I were in high school though the timeline doesn't match.
>>535585023You don't need water purification just keep drinking and shitting until you get used to it
>>535575716This is a MORMON pic. Mormon were ALL about foood prep for end of times in 70s, 80s, 90s,Not so much anymore…
>>535584890>>25lbs jasmine rice>>4-10lbs bags dried beans/lentils>>canned beans for quick cooking>>4lbs+ table salt>>10lbs light brown sugar>>multiple 2L cooking olive oil>>barilla protein and regular pasta boxes>>campbell’s chicken noodle soup cans>>canned sweet peas>>30g protein drinks>>bottled water>>protein bars>>honey>>frozen meat>What else?seeds, garden, chickens, feed for year or two.
Let's be real, when society collapses, it's game over. I'm not fighting for corn flakes with rats and dodging cannibal gangs for the rest of my life, that's not life for fuck's sake
>>535583513Kill all thine juden
>>535588647good good memflag, move towards the mushroom clouds, stand outside, enjoy the show
>>535561510>One singular pack of Funyuns™ngmi
>>535588647It's more interesting than anything you do now
>>535588647Yes, i'm not interested in living eve now, when it's comfortable, cannot imagine myself alive in the middle of a billion hungry dalits
>>535561510>Not a single Porno VHSNot gonna make it. That shit will be even more valuable than gold in the post-apocalyptic wasteland
>>535561621>>535561510>"""prepper""">Not a single solitary drop of clean waterYou're not prepping, you're just a fatass.
Been ready since 2022 as a precaution for a possible hoax gestpo forming..I've only used some that had expired a year ago (MRE's) but restocked new ones with long dates.Overall if I ration it correctly I got a year or possibly two of complete neetdom indoors before I ever have to think about suffering the outside world again..By then I bank that things would've at least culled the unprepared and established a hierarchy that can sustain itself that you could join.>Only the strong, survivesI am ready.
>>535561621>he went to Ross
Since everyone has dunked on OP I'll post something constructivehttps://www.youtube.com/@1930sSurvivalKitchen
>>535588874Why save bulky shitty quality vhs if you can have TB’s of HD porn (assuming you have electricity and a means of viewing said nrop)?
I have my favourite pics from e621 printed out in water-proof paper in several binders.
>>535561510I recommend anons to buy half pallets to pallets of water, canned food, ramen, MRE's etc. Food that takes little to no effort to boil/heat and consume. Toiletpaper, paper towels, toothpaste, mouthwash, toothbrush's etc. Buy a razor if you need to shave your head without buying haircuts etc.
>>535590759A lot of freeze dried food is good, buy veggies, fruit, breakfast oatmeal, and store them in drums or plastic containers. Get into canning as a hobby and use a lot of salt to salt ham and turkey. Buy a whole cow or half a cow and shove it in an industrial freezer
>>535576033>sodium table salt with sea salthumans need the iodine, which is why we iodize our salt you retard
>>535591021Buy bulk pasta noodles and make your own pasta sauce so you have Italian food for several weeks. If you have a basement and the space store copious amounts of wine for barter as well as cigars. Brew your own beer at home.
Holy goyslop Batman
>>535562038Prepping is so gayNigger just plant potatoes and buy a fishing pole
>>535561510I am so completely unprepared for anything like that to the point where it makes me uncomfortable when people talk about it so stop talking about it besides who the fuck has money for non essentials in this economy
Lock and load
>>535591519Why so many?
>>535591067>Iodine is naturally occurring in soil and waterCorrection. Modern intensive monocrop farming heavily drains micronutrients from the soil, including iodine. Iodine is naturally occurring without supplementation (our ancestors didn’t take iodine supplements), however modern agricultural practices have disrupted this cycle, making artificial supplementation a necessity in modern farming.NACL isn’t “salt” it’s so sodium enriched with iodine. It also causes heart disease, high blood pressure and electrolyte imbalances when consumed without the additional nutrients present in sea salt.
>>535591994Gotta have clean pits in the apocalypse.
>>535577673>getting to eat sour wet slop for 1 additional month
>>535592060I gigadose chinese iodine to own the libs and decalcify my pineal gland. now I have surpassed the need for melatonin. heil hitler
>>535561937>Gets picked off from 300 yards awayHow many of you are standing watch 24/7?How long can you go without sleep?Can you shoot in 5 different directions simultaneously you fucking imbecile?Posturing on the internet is easy.Fending of pack of hungry desperate people is not.You'll find out for yourself shortly before you die.
>>535592589Hunker underground
>>535592376>couple drops a few weeks is overkill
>>535592589people like that are cowards. If just one of them falls into the gator pit it's over
>>535592629Why?To wait 2 year till your food runs out and then you die anyway?Holed up in small stinky room without electricity?All the 'rugged individualists' are just prolonging the inevitable.Find a group, build a community, that's only viable long term plan.All the 'I have 462 cans of soup in my dresser therefore I win post apocalypse' anons are delusional retards.
>>535593327There are no "communities" here. It's everyone for themselves
>>535561538he's a jew. They have infinite money to blow on bullshit just to take a crooked photo of so it's hard to look at. This is how you know a jew
All the powder you need to hoard for the end times: https://pastebin.com/raw/Hm9006g7
>>535593393That's were you are wrong.The first two days hide, really.Then things settle in two weeks. Work hard during that time to make your area safe and not filled with raiders.You will eventually meet similar minded people and form groups.If you are a raider, you will eventually die, either by one of your own kind or because you can't find anything anymore.If you are a builder, you will build up a community and be able to live.If you are crazy, you become the local canibal and it's shit show everyday until someone kills you (if you are not dumb enough to eat brains).If you are a retard, congratulations, you died the first two days.
>>535561510That’s like $1,000,000 worth of groceries.
>>5355933272 years beats 2 days>>535593752If you don’t already have a handful of associates you could team up with and build then good luck finding strangers you can trust. Will most likely just get robbed, kidnapped, raped or all the above if not outright murdered at the first chance.
>>535593803>$1,000,000 worth of goyslop.Ftfy
You will need at mininum the following to make it during the post-apocalyptic fist of the north star shin megami tensei mad max cyber wasteland:50lb of lentils50lb of vital wheat gluten100lb of all purpose flour25lb of pork lardfridge full of eggsfreezer full of chicken20lb salt and sugarspicel-lysine
Buy tea, coffee, cocoa powder and yerba mate
>>535561510What's with the image? That's 4 weeks' worth of snacks for a nigger family of 3. And their landlord is going to have to replace the shelf they keep crushing with candy and dyed sugar water. Relevance?
>>535561510If you don't own stock in corn juice you really should with a diet like that. Stockpiling for an emergency can be really smart as long as you aren't stupid about it like that. Basics like beans, rice and, lard have expiration dates. Buying, storing and, cycling through your stock before it spoils is a part of the math for doing it in the first place. No 10 cans last 25 years and can get you through most catastrophes so long as you have the water, fuel and, security to use them. Start with the basics. A "Water Bob" or equivalent is 30'ish dollars. A ceramic wick filter, food grade buckets, a spigot and, unscented bleach tablets costs about 50. Then food and things like security, hygiene and, PPE items comes after that.
Reverse osmosisHydrogen peroxide, chlorine powder, bars of soapHoard toilet paper immediately, stare down the cashierPrinter inkCryptoElectronics and microsd cardsToothbrushes, bandaids and everything else you can mail-order from AliexpressBug poison and tape
>>535561510Ngl tho I would destroy this goyslop pantry after a dudeweed sesh
>>535594811this wouldn't feed a lan party for 2 hours. the bawls truck better be on time
>>535594100Instant Dry Yeast
>>535582685>>535581883>It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.That and actual healthy food unlike 99% of what you get at any store.
>>535593327Having 462 cans of soup in one's dresser is better than 0
Iodine ;3 enjoy your goiter without.Like 90% of men from Nebraska had them in ww1
>>535561897reading your post got me hungry
The only people to survive the cyberpocalypse will be schizophrenics, Nixon and Ron Paul voters, people who didn't take the vaccine, anime watchers, anyone without tattoos and goyslop disrespectors
People who filtered their water will personally speak to God after they die and be seated in the VIP lounge of Heaven
BTW this is a data mining thread. Hoarding ammo and food is considered a red flag behavior. I dont have shit because society will never implode. Bare cupboards, one half tank of gas and no guns here.
>>535595826I'm sure there's some rule about not filtering water
>>535588647You have no idea how fun it will be
>>535574017Correct. This thread is just a director for who to raid.
>>535591465Who has a yearning to live on this planet when SHTF. I'll just go out and fuck shit up and hope to die quick and painlessly. Unless israel, london and south india get nuked/asteroid-ed simultaneously, there really is no other reasonable reason to live. Burn it all will be the needful of the hour when that time comes.
>>535595860There's nothing wrong with hoarding food, restaurants do it.
>>535596119Governments take and keep tabs. They will send guys to houses they know have food stored to take.
>>535596305bro nobody's gonna go after someone with $500 of dry food and powder
>>535596494Oh yes they will. Even if they don't need it. Just for a show of force alone they'll do it.
>>535596641I wipe my ass with $500, I'll be halfway through the lentils and vital wheat gluten by the time the feds make it to me
>>535596708It really doesn't matter. They'll drag you out of the house just to make a show anyways and they'll do it sooner than you expect.
>>535561510pretty based except that open juice isn't in the refrigerator.
>>535561510your kidneys and liver will collapse faster than society
>>535561621>cornsyrup>poison enriched bread and noodles>watery slop that hasn't been filtered Glownigger datamining thread
>>535596802look at him grow!
>>535596798My flour and supplement powder hoard is mine, I paid $500 to Amazon for it and no refunds. If the government wants it they can order their own schizo stash
>>535597163going to be a beast. grape tomato plant for my toddler. Loves tomatoes more than any other food. Even treats.
>>535561510That's disgusting.
>>535593595>InositolWhere are you finding cocaine during the apocalypse lmao
>>535597395home grown tomatoes are more satisfying than candy these days that's for sure
>>535561621All you need is soup including meat based. Hundreds of tins will last you months.
>>535561510I know this isn't a /ck/ thread but freeze-dried survival foods that taste "good" have always piqued my interest.I remember hearing good things about this brand and this flavor in general. Is this one and their other offerings decent in your opinion?I've always found this kind of stuff to be rather bland.
>>535561510st0ck up 0n g0y s10p g0y
>>535561510Have you solved problems about lack of water, electricity and possible necessary keep your aparment warm?...and how is working your toilet?
>>535561510Too lazy to stock up. Think I'll just take over your stuff if things get bad.
>>535596798>hey'll drag you out of the house just to make a showLOL
>>535597507That one was cheap
>>535594973Holy shit I havent seen bawls in like at least a decade, I remember there were some places in st louis park like dreamers where you could go and play counter strike 1.6 if you didnt have that shit at home, there was another place that was even cooler that sold baels as well but I cant remember the name. Best part was everyone there was a total nerd so basically no niggers. There were jews for sure though. Dreamers is in roseville now iirc but its not the same.
>>535573076wood exists ya know.
>>535597792quake 3 and bawls was the absolute peak
>>535597787You dont get it, its a cut for cocaine which is why your name goes on a list if you buy it from a vitamin store
>>535598065It's too popular, lots of ppl buy insitiol and pressure cookers etc. iodine is used in meth
>>535597998LAN parties were a lot of fun, I never played quake i was born in 1991 so it may have been a bit before my time, but I do remember other kids in my neighborhood having it. Im actually moving back to where I grew up soon, feels good but its filled with somalis now as well. Oh well the twin cities in general are somali shit holes now. I can't wait for the collapse, ill be turning somali bulb heads into jackolanterns.
>>535561621You bought yourself a few weeks. Really if you aren't prepared to filter water, build and fix thing, plant crops and raise animals and produce your own power then you aren't really ready for a societal breakdown. That and being able to kill everything within walking distance because people get violent after 1.5 days of no food and 7 days of no power and most of them cannot be turned into useful assets. You also need a network of people to coordinate with. Dropping mobs of skinnies cannot be done by one person and you sleep sometimes. They may need to fall back to your place or vice versa so you should have extra food and a replacement set of gear; covert & overt plate carrier or chest rig, assault pack to include low viz, rifle & pistol likewise need to be able to conceal and all that needs to be spares on top of what you already own. You should have radios and matching cards with frequencies and schedules for communicating. Because when all the starving people die, the ones left are going to be much stronger and intelligent, you're not going to want to constantly transmit after a few weeks assuming a balance isn't restored. When's the last time you fixed or maintained an IC engine or dug a hole, or did heavy cardio or practiced with friends at range? You aren't prepared, a real prepper would be showing off his stockpile of antibiotics, night vision, goats or bros in matching mixmatched camo.
>>535597998Why is the blond guy using numpad lmao
>>535598294All if that shit would cost a million dollars nowadays, sure millionaires and billionaires are much better suited to survive but they also have a lot more reason to just hide away in their bunkers and not play boogeyman with night vision goggles when they likely lack combat training as well.
>>535598355Probably like them instead of ASDW or whatever youd normally bind your movement keys to
>>535598624What a rookie. I played quake and went to LAN parties back in the day, and I never saw anyone use numpad for anything.You just know this blond guy got picked last in dodgeball everytime
>>535598355Some people even use WASD instead of ESDF, or reverse mouse Y-axis.
either you take supplements or you're saving them for the final battle
>>535584890Get 20lb of salt and pork lard
In any city environment, you are pretty fucked. A west coast city like San Francisco is marginally better than New York because you dont have to worry about heating your apartment. However, there is no way to store massive amounts of food, filtered water, or even weapons in an apartment. And then there is the massive problem of toilets not working.
>>535561586this is unironically a good pre-hibernation strat frfr
>>535561621>fun dipgmi
>>535582559https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goyslop
>>535584674When the times get tough, you'll wish you had a goyslop closet too.
>>535598829He might also be the best guy in the room, you really wouldn't know until you played against him. Do you really base your views of people on how good they are at videogames? I dont even play video games and havent for like a decade lol.
>>535598572Naw, the only hurdle is land ownership but if you have friends IRL its a nonissue outside of urban centers and even then you can get pretty far just stockpiling when its multiple individuals coordinating. Still you don't get everything at once. Spread out over years its manageable. PSA rifles and condor nylon is good enough if you have nothing. Friendship is free and training can be free or low cost. First aid training for instance, even if you don't have a bunch of medical supplies you can still learn how to stop bleeds and resusitate someone. You can study radio on youtube. Skills are an asset and you should put it in peoples ears if you can do something valuable and they might set space aside for you. Most of the fighting will be a retard war at first and possibly forevet, if we experience normal WROL it will be a fucked up version of current day. Hyperinflation, supply shortages, constant robberies and murder but you'll still have to go to work every day and buy gas from a pump. The people that you'd fight are just the ones with no job or community and they will be desperate and foolish otherwise many of them wouldn't need to steal to eat. The law will still exist but the reponse time will be two days and most crime goes unsolved. This aldo means vigilante justice is de facto legal and if your killing some shithead bothering the community there may be no reprecussions. The best thing most people can do to prepare is get a real job that will exist in a bad year and hive excess money to buy extra food and the like. Wealth is the greatest gaurantee of success but billionaires are too seperated from the community and putting in actual work themselves to yield the same benefits that tradesmen and small business owners will get from their relative wealth.
>>535598837I know a guy that used to be able to surf backwards and AWP no scope headshots like nothing, it was eerie desu
>>535561538OP pic has all food groups: Yellow, orange, red, white and brown
>>535599681Did the dodgeball quote hit too close to home?
>>535599730Knew a guy that played Q2 with joystick for front/back, mouse for aiming, and rudder pedals for strafe left/right. He was one of the better players I knew.
