Previous: >>535659281Day: 4 of the 8-day Tгump ultimatum for Iran to "come to the table"Day: 14 of the 2-day [PAUSED] Operation Project Freedom©Day: 32 of the 10-day Ceasefire™ with LebanonDay: 41 of the 14-day Ceasefire™ with IranDay: 80 of the 1-day "Special Military Operation® to decapitate Iran"▶RECENT:>New agreement rumours fly, no happening so far.>War rumours fly, no happening so far.>US warns Iran to capitulate or face military punishment "the likes of which has not been seen in modern history".>Hezbollah liberates Bayada town, South Lebanon>Tгump warns Iran to "come to the table" by "early next week" - or else!>Tгump claims that Qatar, KSA and *the UAE* (lol, lmao even) begged him to not attack Iran, so as to give peace a chance, warns Iran of heavy attack that might be launched "at a moment's notice">Tasnim claims US agrees to lift Iran oil sanctions during negotiations>US & Iran reject each others proposals>UAE says a drone hit a non-critical part of its nuclear power plant complex>U.S. intelligence reports that the attacks to neutralize Iran's offensive capabilities around the Straight have been mostly ineffective; 30/33 bases asserted to remain▶WARNING:>Do not trust any "happenings" or Tгump posts without link/proof>Uкraine / Яussia discussions belong in uнg or cнug>Do not engage with off-topic Hasbara blogposters▶Oil Price:https://oilprice.com/oil-price-charts/▶Kino:https://rentry.org/pig-kino▶X Accounts:https://rentry.org/irxacc▶Iranian Newshttps://rentry.org/irnews▶Telegram Channels:https://rentry.org/tgnews▶Israel Rocket Alerts:https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffic:https://www.flightradar24.com/https://flihtaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com/▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/
Anyone can bake, I baked because no one else did.
>>535662388Soggy bread sage
You lost migger
>>535662388>>535662427nah this american bake is actually fine
Trump started a war, achieved none of his goals and gave into all of Irans demands. Trump lost
which way?
Miggers really thought Iran would go through all the trouble of keeping the strait under control, risking lives, establishing a corridor, making a bunch of deals with insurers and third-party countries, and even creating a fucking official Strait of Hormuz account, only to turn around and say, "Welp, we give up on the toll haha"
>>535662317>>New agreement rumours flyFucking shills always bake these threads. It's not just mere "rumors" at this point; it's something that multiple government officials in multiple countries, including Trump, have discussed, been consulted on, and have spoken about publicly and with media
>neither side can agree who will control the strait>completely skirted the nuclear issuesurely this will end well
>>535662474OP doesn't realize he helps the foreign bakers lol. Also Iran got some big wins if they get what they agreed to since strait is still managed by them.
>>535662317nothing happens
>>535662522I expect Trump will insist that there is no toll as Iran laughs in farsi
>>535662529they terms are not public yet
USA/West/North summer vacation means Americans/goyim pay less attention to the news about this time of year.So low gas prices, World Cup in USA, Memorial Day, 4th of July, that stuff will help Trump/Republicans/anti-semitism crisis for the next 3-4 months if this deal goes through.Then it will be September and election season, and the kikes can see the writing on the wall with the democratic anti-semitism problem.Plus the jews need at least 1-2 years to make new missiles for if they ever want to THINK about trying to attack Iran again.And the kikes might be able to get away with genociding gaza this summer, idk.
Is it long weekend in US this week?
all the usual hasbara agents are malding and seething
>>535662529>>535662574surely there will be a happening
Same old shit! Al-Mayadeen sources: What is being proposed is not a final agreement but rather a memorandum of understanding
>>535662574Will end in an israeli surprise attack, watch
>>535662522they don’t use reason they just blindly obey what MIGA daddy says
and if jews are mad that's a good thingare iranians mad or are they happy about the deal
>>535662617Memorial day weekend, dog bless
The Strait of Hormuz will remain under Iranian controlcontrary to Trump's statement
>The IRGC-affiliated Fars News Agency reported that U.S. officials involved in the negotiations sent indirect messages to the Iranian side through intermediaries urging them to “ignore Trump’s tweets,” saying his public statements are “purely for domestic and media consumption” and that “his position at the negotiation table is completely different.” >A source told Fars that Trump “has realized that Iran is not one to give concessions” and sends word through intermediaries that his statements “should not be paid attention to”
>>535662617Yeah Memorial Day.
>>535662522it's not a toll. it's a fee to safeguard the coral reefs and prevent oil spills.
>>535662628That's an accurate assessment. Trump gets that, so why would he agree to anything that doesn't involve the transfer of the uranium?
>>535662628AIPAC will put some calls in. Any treaty has to go through Congress.
Why are jews so upset? They know this is just fake news before Trump does something actually retarded.
>>535662628Dear Santa
>>535662574This is why I don't think this deal is going to go anywhere
>>535662690What do you mean, "remain?"Is it under their control now?Was it ever?
>>535662628I mean what did they expect?>Make smarmy billionaire egoist your manchurian candidate>he throws your ass under the bus when he realizes he can't win your fight
>>535662702Thats actually a really good narrative that both sides could agree to
>>535662628Post as much jewish seethe as you can find krautbro. I'm getting high on it >>535662721How's the mood in Iran at the latest news?
>>535662747Yes. Ships pay tolls to Iran to navigate the strait.
>>535662754The boys predicted this btw
>>535662489Only thing America "achieved" in this war was killing 80 yo Khamenei making him a martyr instead of dying in bed of an old age (to be replaced by 50 yo Khamenei)
>>535662592there are no foreign bakers we are all /pigs/ here frenexcept the glowies and miggers
>>535662691Iran gets everything, and Trump gave them it. Is that right?
>>535662474I just copypasta the OP, no one fucking baked and it was on page 9 ffs. Anyone can bake, I can bake until someone else wants to.
New cope.
>>535662764anons came up with it several days ago. they said Turkey already charges a fee for the Bosporus iirc.
>>535662732The deal is obviously a fucking meme nobody ever even considered agreeing to. They will start bombing again at some point, they're just waiting for something.
>>535662827Trump sucking cock and eating shit?
>>535662639>Al-Mayadeen sources: What is being proposed is not a final agreement but rather a memorandum of understandingI bet US military morale is in the toilet, and not just in the Navy ships in the region, but also all those soldiers stuck in hotels and hoping not to get drone bombed in their sleep every night.But I bet the anti-semitism crisis was the biggest factor, consultancy firms telling the Elders of Zion to shut down the war to fight the anti-semitism holocaust.
>>535662877jews are seething
>>535662830Yeah this is a shameful loss. We could have gotten a better deal by just talking with them. Instead we were humiliated on on the international stage
>>535662885More literally to how in The comics Victor Enuman was elected vice
>>535662639yea no shit that's what has been under discussion this entire time 1 one page memorandum to then allow for the talks on the nuclear deal
>>535662747Sorry Moshe, turns out you were living in a bubble of fake news about the Strait, and about your "good looks".
>>535662815>Ships pay tolls to IranAny verifiable source?
>>535662841Sorry the Muslim bakers, including the US flagged Muslims.
>>535662317Turns out the turtle it out with missile/drone cities inside mountains and fight a global economic war meta is pretty decent actually. Turkey, are you watching? You know you're next on the kike's list right?
>>535662878>anons came up with itAnons on /pig/ are better at diplomacy than world leaders.
>>535662877>oy vey! he was supposed to be OUR little bitch!
>>535662877Man good that is not a veiled insult otherwise kurt schlichter would be an israeli loyalist traitor homosexual. Man good that is not the case and just a hypothetical.
>>535662691lol
>>535662903Read the comments on this nothing but seething… Trump has succeeded in pissing everyone off on all sides lmaohttps://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2058287270373855556
>>535662964maybe the real happening was the frens we made along the way :D
>>535662957Takes a long time to hollow out granite mountains. But any country not doing it right now is stupid.
>>535663004>Trump has succeeded in pissing everyone off on all sideswhich means it's the right thing to do
>>535662772News channels are reflecting all the pissing and shitting and dilating from sandkikestan, it's glorious!
>>535662920Big defeat for the US, and Trump gave the Muslim world a big sigh of relief. So who really won or lost?
What’s in the Iran-US memorandum of understanding per Al-Mayadeen: ceasefire, Strait of Hormuz reopened, US fleet withdrawal, end of naval blockade, and release of $6 billion in frozen Iranian funds.>What’s in the Iran-US memorandum of understanding per Al-Mayadeen: ceasefire, Strait of Hormuz reopened, US fleet withdrawal, end of naval blockade, and release of $6 billion in frozen Iranian funds.What’s in the Iran-US memorandum of understanding per Al-Mayadeen: ceasefire, Strait of Hormuz reopened, US fleet withdrawal, end of naval blockade, and release of $6 billion in frozen Iranian funds.>What’s in the Iran-US memorandum of understanding per Al-Mayadeen: ceasefire, Strait of Hormuz reopened, US fleet withdrawal, end of naval blockade, and release of $6 billion in frozen Iranian funds.
>>535662691>don’t listen to grandpa he has Alzheimer’s
>>535663004https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/32331MES seething because MOU doesn't explicitly mention tollsLike bruh, Iran just levelled up to regional super power. Don't split hairs.
>>535663050Ok but what happens with lebanon?
>>535663050Nuclear dust status?
How did we go from maximum lethality air assault blitzkrieg regime change to total Irannian victory in three months? How does anyone justify this war now? What the fuck. We actually lost. All the terms thus far look like a total Iranian victory and we paid dearly for it too. Fuck
Forget Iran, forget war - forget 4 aircraft carriers stuck in Hormuz...Forget the rotting oil facilities...Forget Iran's historic victory after the entire political/military leadership/Revolutionary Guards was wiped outIf Trump finishes his term without control over the Iranian oil reserves - which are right under the noses of his 4 aircraft carriers...He is finished and he will be forced to pay for the war!You can say many things about Trump - he doesn't like to pay - he likes to profit and he's no sucker!The man who went through 2 bankruptcies and brought the American stock market to an all-time high - will not lose money to the remnants of a collapsing country....
>>535663101end of war on all fronts per Al Jazeera
>>535662772>Post as much jewish seethe as you can find krautbro. I'm getting high on itOn it bro, im actually liking all the posts from these seething yids so that they can fill up my timeline Have some boomer warhawk losing his shit for the t ime being
>>535662931https://fortune.com/2026/05/03/iran-toll-revenue-strait-of-hormuz-bessent-rial-dollar-currency-record-low/>>535663042Iran won by every single metric.>>535663005so it seems
Latest News & Perspective: ----Channel 12 citing an Israeli official: Wittkoff is trying to reach an agreement at any cost and is exerting immense pressure on Trump to prevent the resumption of the war.Wall Street Journal on officials: Trump informed his aides that he retains the right to resume bombing Iran if it does not comply with the framework agreementNew York Times on 3 Iranian officials: We agreed to a memorandum of understanding aimed at stopping the fighting and reopening the Strait of Hormuz. The agreement will end the fighting on all fronts.
Yes I am enjoying the meltdown on xitter by the war hawks. How could you tell?
>>535662878>anons came up with it several days agoHey that's me (and you, if you're that same jordan anon)UN should commission /pig/ to formally draft the new international laws of the sea
>>535663120Still kept by Iran, and probably kept by them indefinitely. Trump caved again it looks lol
>>535663072I strongly doubt there's no tolls. That has always been my suggestion as an alternative to reparations and the best the US would ever be able to stomach domestically.
>>535663050it's a de-escalation ladder. If the nuclear talks go well, we progress downward. If they break down, we escalate. >>535663042>>535663157>if Iran survives, they win>if US gets a nuclear deal, they win Seems like the US and Iran win, Israel loses. I'm not opposed to that. Both sides have to win in a deal for it to be fair.
>>535663126Unironically, we lost to mountains.
>>535663126With jews you lose. Europeans already knew this but you rejected the wisdom of your ancestors.
Trump actually came out as more foolish and pathetic than Obama and Biden!Unbelievable, what a zero Trump is!The Muslims smell weakness and will exploit it to the fullest.
>>535663194Please share it
I’m getting really fucking sick of the Palestine Movement’s obsession with “celebrity” activists and how much it prioritizes these western activists over actual Palestinians.All the time on social media I see incidents of sone western activist living in America losing their job for speaking out against Zionism and then proceed to raise $20,000+ through a GoFundMe account in response. All of that money could have been better spent by being directly given to Palestinian families in Gaza who lost everything because if the genocide, or at the very least organizations with a good reputation for helping Palestinians in Palestine.Propping up the personalities of “activist celebrities” is one reason the Palestine a movement has become such a clusterfuck. I’m talking about people like Hasan Piker, Greta Thunberg, Chris Smalls, Ms. Rachel, Kehlani, and Vic Mensa to name a few. How about we start focusing on actual Palestinians? The flotilla activists are the same way: they receive so much money and support when they know full well the Zionist authorities won’t let them into Gaza, making the flotillas merely a stunt. Yeah, they were tortured in Zionist prisons but Palestinians who will never have their voices heard in global media.Or, when Elias Rodriguez goes to trial in a few months you can be sure he’s going to get tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of dollars in legal donations from Palestine activists. Gaza is suffering and yet you think giving money to a guy who will clearly be found guilty and spend the rest of his life in prison is a better use of your funds? Celebrities and influencers should not be propped up on a pedestal at all but the same thing goes for these “I was fired for saying ‘Free Palestine’, I’m a martyr now, gib munny pls” types. Palestinians should be the ones centred here, not western activists who have made loads of money and clout for being pro-Palestine.
>>535663120Hopefully in missile form and pointed at something spicy
>>535663120Iranian property, now and forever. Trump cucked.
>>535663050>Strait of Hormuz reopenedcan we get the fine print?
>>535663227The gulf countries would never agree to something that has Iranian tolls. >>535663245>jews madGood
>>535663220At least he has that Michael Bay movie about the pilot rescue to look forward to.
>>535663228How does US win? They are giving much more away than they began with while expending all those billions for nothing gained. This is pretty decisively a loss.
>... with ... Saudi Arabia, The UAE, Qatar, Pakistan (not GCC), Türkiye (not GCC), Egypt (not GCC), Jordan (not GCC), and Bahrain, ...>concerning Iran (Not represented)>bla bla bla>peace agreement>Separately, I had a call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu,
The real test will be whether the US continues to abide to the MOU when Israel chimps out like a bunch of niggers.
>>535663126We paid money, but not lives.At least we're not doing some hyper retarded land campaign Yeah, Trump thought he could pull off a Venezuela on a real country, but alas, Iran is made of far tougher stuff. Strategic blunder, but glad we're not getting into some sunk-cost fallacy like the kikes want.
>>535662815>the tolls were real in my mind.The fact that they aren't free to go in and out of the strait currently runs counter to the notion of them "controlling" it.
sooooo does that mean gas prices are going down? because that's all that matters
>>535663337>How does US win?With a nuclear deal. Without it, it's a loss.
Iran’s Foreign Ministry Spokesman, Esmaeil Baqaei:
>>535663145Yeah... This shit isnt happening, The kikes couldnt wait 4 days of ceasefire before bombing an entire department complex
>>535663228What exactly did the US gain? Iran was open to nuclear talks, we were in the middle of them when we attacked.
>>535663276>>jews madThe ones who contributed the most during the Holocaust were Britain and Russia. America knew about the entire Holocaust and did not intervene until the last year with the bombing of Berlin just to say they finished it, haha.
>>535663292Lol yeah, a reminder much later after the fact about the war and how badly it went
>>535662317IRAN WONFUCK AMERICA, FUCK MIGGERS AND FUCK THE JANNIES (they work for free for Peter Thiel LMAO)
>>535663276Yeah but literally no one cares what gulfies think. The toll is like 3 cents per gallon of fuel. It's negligible and if they don't like it, they can fight Iran themselves.
>>535663360>At least we're not doing some hyper retarded land campaign
>>535663371There is none though lol
>war ends on ALL frontsthis includes lebanon/hezbollah, yes? I can see US/Iran coming to a tentative deal, but this would require israel to cooperate as well and straight up abandon all progress they made in south lebanon which seems impossible.
Neocon boomer warhawks are seething just as much as Israelis, if not more. It's wild
>>535663360Nigga at least 2 operarios went SHIT trying to obtain The glowie mineral, The fuck are You talking about
Iran won't let America go unpunished
>>535663407Yeah, could have spent 20 years there
>>535663228>if US gets a nuclear deal, they winkek now it’s if we get the JCPOA back we win
>>535662317Implications of an ME american de-militarization? Iraqis were mad as fuck with Kuwait 2 or 3 days before the ceasefire and threatened with an invasion after the execution of some spies and the bombing of a rural town, Saddam's dream could be fulfilled? Iran could take back Bahrain too
>Iran has agreed to a memorandum of understanding that would halt fighting on all fronts including Lebanon, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, lift the US naval blockade, allow free commercial traffic, and release $25 billion in frozen Iranian assets. Nuclear issues would be negotiated within 30 to 60 days - NYTIran has agreed to a memorandum of understanding that would halt fighting on all fronts including Lebanon, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, lift the US naval blockade, allow free commercial traffic, and release $25 billion in frozen Iranian assets. Nuclear issues would be negotiated within 30 to 60 days - NYT>Iran has agreed to a memorandum of understanding that would halt fighting on all fronts including Lebanon, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, lift the US naval blockade, allow free commercial traffic, and release $25 billion in frozen Iranian assets. Nuclear issues would be negotiated within 30 to 60 days - NYTso trump just bought a 30 days Hormuz use permit for 25 billion $ got it
>>535663365Thats literally what controlling something means. And the tolls are real, heres Bessent seething about themhttps://fortune.com/2026/05/03/iran-toll-revenue-strait-of-hormuz-bessent-rial-dollar-currency-record-low/
>>535663200it was (you), a German, and an American anons.
>>535663276Well, between tolls or having all their oil infrastructure blown up if the bombing resumes, I'm sure they realized tolls are the least bad option, they'll definitely be building more pipelines to avoid the strait. I suspect in 5 or so years SA and UAE will have diverted most of their oil away from the strait, and it won't be able to be used by Iran as leverage when the fighting inevitably happens again.
>>535663452What do you mean?
>>535663448It wasn't GWOT/Vietnam sized, was it?
>>535663380Leverage and deterrence re-established. If Iran doesn't make a deal, we reimpose the blockade or worse we bombed them again. >>535663399> no one cares what gulfies think.it's the opposite, if the reporting is correct we care more about what they think than israel lmfao. >>535663431Iran wouldn't negotiate on the nuclear deal until there was a long term ceasefire that included the end to the blockade. >>535663463that would've expired last year anyway. we'd be here regardless, now Iran doesn't have a navy or airforce and deterrence is established.
>>535663397tell that to all the dead iranian hoes sucking nigger dicks in hell with their leadership right now
>>535663407Operation Chicken ClawSo many well-done Delta Goys
>>535663440>would require israel to cooperate as wellthat’s why it’s all theater. it’ll never happen
you are an advisor to the Iranian army. the army's goal is simple: they want reliable ways to break a potential redo of the American maritime blocade. you're given millions, quality engineers, and reasonable time. how would you go about it?
White House Deputy Communications Director: >If you don't like this deal, delete your account.
>>535663463Lol yeah, cope works in strange ways with that guy
>>535663528Which is why Iran is speedrunning nukes the moment the conflict ends in all likelihood.
>>535663543America wants to end the war but remain in the middle east intact and have a Grenada moment against Cuba
It's over, Iran won. It has the Hormussy firmly in its grasp
>>535663150lmao kwab
I've got news for you, Iran isn't giving up enrichment. A nuclear weapon is the only guarantee that this won't happen again.
>>535663276>The gulf countries would never agree to something that has Iranian tolls.>gulf countriesKek, the fuck mohammed bin chaim al sahyun gon do
I just do not see the jews accepting a peace deal. Iranian airspace is still closed btw.
>>535663610Iran has always had the ability to terrorize commercial shipping
>>535663582Submarine drones/torpedos>>535663553Lmao
>>535663564as opposed to all the american troops that died in suspicious "health incidents" during the bombing of american bases?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIGTP6nYoncYOU LOST, AMERITRANNY!
>>535663594its truly over, isnt it? trump cucked just like that?
>>535663582Do we have the nuclear material? The fuckers aren't surviving a nuke on a rigged oil tanker.
Is there any proof to this "deal" besides Trump's bullshit post?
>>535663610>Newest tweet says Iran doesn't control the strait and won't charge a feeI don't know if I'd trust him
>>535663571and then what will you say when we do this to your babies again
>>535663637you lost, tranny migger
>>535663690I saw it in a dream
>>535663582Lots more anti ship missiles+drone swarms+naval drones like ukraine uses
>>535663690No. It's TACO weekend and market manipulation
I bet this thread $100 that Saudi Arabia will go in on the Houthis within the year due to this ceasefire/peace
>>535663690both sides are bragging they won
>>535663720have you been outside today germturk? >>535663742genuinely a good sign lol
>>535663709>irannybenchodrevealing your gujarati power level?
>>535663477should it be recognized that it was a success that trump got a discount from 30 billion $ to 25 billion $ for the 30 days ?
>>535663690even Iranian media and Iranian accounts on twitter seem to confirm some kinda deal:https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2026/05/23/769157/Iran-US-Baghaei-understanding-nuclear
>>535663610Their agreement was for all shipping to have to make a deal with Iran. So yeah, they got to keep it and any tolls they want to charge.
>>535663709you keep posting gore and then end up getting banned, why not chill and shitpost more subtly so we can hang out more
>>535663671coping wont bring them back
>>535663690Iran is saying there is a deal but Trump is wrong on who controls the strait, so I think they agreed to a concept of a deal that won't materialize
>>535663737>I bet this thread $100 that Saudi Arabia will go in on the Houthis within the year due to this ceasefire/peaceSaudis don't have any air defense, and the Houthis can take out Saudi oil with drones.
>>535663737Saudi already lost to them
>>535663709OH NONONONO LOOK WHO IS BACK, THE ZOOPHILIC SHITJEET AHHAHAHAAHAAHAH YOU LOST, PEDOPHILE >>535663742But Iran won, ZOG lost!
>>535663742who do you think actually won though
>>535663742>Iran and America win>Israel losesI'm OK with this
>>535663784>>535663807whatever
"The NYT newspaper reports from three Iranian sources that Iran has agreed to a memorandum of understanding that will lead to a ceasefire and the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.According to the report, the agreement will stop fighting on all fronts, allow free navigation in the Strait of Hormuz without fees, and lead to the lifting of the American naval blockade.It is also claimed that the nuclear issue will be postponed to a later stage, and that about 25 billion dollars from frozen Iranian assets abroad will be released."
>>535663687why not bro, i like that angle
How long before the Jews remove donke after this? Place your bets.
>>535663807gore posting is for amateurs
>>535663815correct. all those americans who died for israel won't come backneither will do the morale of those who managed to survive, or the american bases that were completely and absolutely destroyed in the first week of the war LMAO
>Iran says they keep the strait and charge toll>NYT is saying Iran agreed to “Allow free commercial traffic”KEK TWO DIFFERENT DEALS
>>535663854see >>535663861>>535663876UH OH STINKY
>>535662574I'd bet my foreskin the yids are going to sneak attack. IF I HAD ONE
>>535663854China. Theyve cemented themselves as level headed diplomats that everyone turns to
>>53566388224 hours
Iranians are mocking Macron - how quickly he learned the language from the new Iranian community
>>535663851irannies lost when we mass poisoned 10 million of them in their crown jewel city
TOTAL. IRANIAN. VICTORY.
>>535663854Iran no contest but if the US gets out with it so far then it is something they might be able to overcome without absolute catastrophe.
>>535662691> his public statements are “purely for domestic and media consumption” Holy fuck lmao. The tweets are designed to be migger food
>>535663861There it is again, the same propaganda talking point that Iran and America won, but how did we win in this shit "memorandum of understanding"?
predict the kino move by bibi that will sabotage this dealreminder, these are the same people that had no qualms about bombing qatar
>>535663876Iran would be retarded if they agreed to free navigation, if it's true it turns a US surrender into an Iranian humiliation
>>535663709You will never be WhiteYou were made as a byproduct of dalit rapeYou will be reincarnated as a tapeworm with minus one lakh izzat
>>535662691>Don't listen to the president, he's an idiot, please understand
>>535663895anon... "free commercial traffic" doesn't necessarily mean no payment, it just means everyone gets to pass.
still not buying it, feel like we could see shit resuming before long weekend finishesprobably just being bloodhungry schizo
>>535663895Lol Shitcough Witkoff getting screwed?
Deal Losers:IsraelGazaCubaVenezuela resistanceGreenland?
>>535664006Iran needs the strait open as much as everyone else.
>>535663945>we Sure, shitjeet >>535663891>Iran moral is at the highest >more respected by the world, not a pariah state anymore >zoomers realized that ZOG is actually real >niggeryahu will be executed or lynched the world is healing
>>535663945And now they will never stop and never make a deal opening the strait It will forever be terrorized with asymmetric warfare
>>535664006we had this episode once before already and it was that iran and the US have different concepts of what freedom of navigation and an open strait mean
>>535664049The greenland issue is pretty much settled. We're getting 3 new bases.
>>535663039based
>>535664049/pig/
>>535663891kek what die for israel, your babies and pregnant sloots will get cancer like in gaza and we havent even started bombing irannies with depleted uranium yet
Reports of medium-range ballistic missile launches by Russia towards Ukraine.The missiles, of the Oryxik type - Russia's most advanced, can carry nuclear weapons and are based on the SSR26 Satan intercontinental nuclear missile intended for nuclear war against superpowers.Above all, this is a signal from Russia to NATO.
>>535662317Didn't theysay something similar on Palestine before resuming operations.
predict the kino move by bibi that will sabotage this dealreminder, these are the same people that had no qualms about bombing qatar..
>>535664030>free commercial traffic" doesn't necessarily mean no paymentThis is some grade A jewish pilpul
>>535664006The difference is, unlike other issues (e.g. uranium) if Iran don't like how things are going, they could flip the strait right back to being closed with a simple word of the mouth.They now have total control over the Strait and have demonstrated that to the whole world.
>>535664115Eyebrow status: raised
>>535662964Unironically tho
>>535664002it’ll be boring bullshit like a fake hezbollah fpv drone false flag
>>535664052Why? They are going to get bombed and sanctioned no matter what they do Israel and the USA have proven time and time again they can't negotiate in good faith
>>535664127bombing the gaza border to egypt or false flag on the al aqsa, outright ignoring trump and bombing beirut is an option too
>>535664097I'll take a loss of pig happenings/general.white boy summer
>>535664052They need it open, but giving it up after they won it is pure retardation. >>535664080This might be it, Iran thinks free navigation means you can come and go but pay a toll, US think it means FREE navigation. I wonder how much a language barrier plays into this if at all
>>535664049>Cuba they are fucked anyways, very weak country >Venezuela resistenceZOG state, pic rel
>>535662517For a moment I thought it was Mori Calliope.
>>535664008definitely whiter than some greek, mongol, turkic, zutt, arab rapebabygot a gnarly tan but my bodyhairs blonde from going to the beach errydaychicks love it, they call me their surfer boy
agreeing to this war in the first place is the most retarded thing trump has ever done, but at least he evaluated how much mass death and economic catastrophe would be required to see it through to the end and decided "nah i'll just pussy out, fuck it"
>>535664115no it's retaliation for ukraine attacking a college>>535663895>>535664030>>535664142this is the exact wording from the NYT
>>535663157>1.3 millionlmao! iran says they took 300 billion in direct damage. which is like 6 years of their fiscal budget and 3/4s of their GDP. and you're bragging about a million in tolls and calling that "controlling Hormuz?" too funny.
>>535664124>>535664127It's a possibility, you shouldn't trust kikes NEVER
>>535664115>>535664166Sounds like multiple Oreshnik launches if that hebrew translation is correct.
>>535664115Every time Ukraime does a mass terror attack, Russia responds with larger missle strikes. And recently Ukraine attacked a school and killed over a dozen children
>>535663005I'm gonna miss you niggers when this is over
>BREAKING: The deal between Iran and the US includes the withdrawal of the U.S. Navy from the Persian Gulf, Gulf of Oman, and Arabian Sea, and the release of more than $12 Billion worth of Iranian assets – Al MayadeenSo many conflicting reports. The truth is probably somewhere in the middile
>>535664161Technically true, but practically they lose a lot of leverage they were able to pressure the US with if they let global oil reserves pump back up by letting too much get through the strait.
What's going to be the rest of middle east's response to this?
>>535664245So you agree Iran has been charging tolls?
https://t.me/tabzlive/84908
Gun shots outside the White House.They really do not like this deal
>>535664280pallets full of cash
>>535664142"free movement of goods" doesn't mean no taxes, tariffs, responsibilities or anythingI know your small amerimutt mind doesn't understand how things work in the real world, but try reading a book sometime.>>535664240right. I wouldn't trust the NYT either way. they are israeli, glowie controlled media.the US will have to concede.
Ukraine intelligence reported Belarus movement too, maybe a nothing burger but whatever
>>535663594Hilldawg tier, we've come full circle
>>535664316 — Tehran has agreed to a MoU aimed at ending the fighting and reopening the Strait of Hormuz, according to NYT, citing senior Iranian officials.The proposed agreement would halt hostilities on all fronts, including in Lebanon, while also lifting the U.S. naval blockade against Iran and restoring unrestricted commercial shipping through the strait without Iranian tolls.Contentious nuclear issues were deliberately left out of the framework and would instead be negotiated separately within 30 to 60 days.The arrangement would also release approximately $25 billion in frozen Iranian assets held overseas.
>>535664342hussain bros..
>>535664336JEWS MAD
>>535664336don't do it laura you know that you are not allowed to own a firearm for a good reason
>>535664336NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKIKES ARE MAD, MAD!!!!
>>535664127>>535664336
>>535664336Wew they've just abandoned any attempt at subtlety at this point.
>>535664364So they are just going to funnel money into a nuke program sounds based
>>535664301Great celebration they were able to sweet talk Iran to stand down.
>>535664267>And recently Ukraine attacked a school and killed over a dozen children>>535664240>no it's retaliation for ukraine attacking a collegeoh shit.plus the jewsa just sent 5k soldiers to poland.the kikes must want to escalate on that russia/ukraine front while israel and the gulf kikes heal for 1-2 years.
ABC: GUNSHOTS OUTSIDE WHITE HOUSE GUNSHOTS GUNSHOTS GUNSHOTS
>>535664336it makes sense that, if a falseflag were planned, it would have to happen fairly quickly before all the US assets fuck off from the theatrebros, get comfy for some realy crazy days ahead
>>535664127Bibi carries out an attack on a power plant or desal plant. Anything less wouldn’t cause escalation
>>535664280The last time unfreezing of assets was on the table it was about the gradual release of them. It's something that tripped up previous talks so we'll see how that goes
>>535664336Those IRANIANS trying to kill President Trump again!Now you see that they can't be reasoned with. Time to withdraw the deal now... please...
>>535664394>I don't know who is jewing who anymore t. meme
I hope Trump isn't sitting next to that golden pager right about now.
>>535664400r.i.p. little moshe, killed himself in miami today.
Sleeper cell speed run
>>535664425>>535664336guys the white house is in D.Cof course there's gunshots somewhere
SNIPERS SNIPERS SNIPERS
>>535664477that is a wiretap device
>>535664477kek
>>535663477Pallets full of cash?
>>535663477you think the US will actually unfreeze the assets?i believe they will keep stalling until they are ready to attack again.
>>535664336Didn’t Trump just say crime was down there kek
>>535662574>neither side can agree who will control the straitClearly only one side controls the strait.
>>535662702This actually sounds reasonable and would have allowed both sides to save face, although I don't think US has any credibility left after leaving Ukraine to rot after they gave up their nukes, Iran has already pointed this out. All Trump has left is threats.
>>535664381whats so funny, we literally mass poisoned tehran and soon they will end up like gaza
>>535664336It's just another weekend at DC, anon
>>535664544fuck that ghoul, there's a reason trump didn't bring him back
>>535664280I think that both sides are agreeing to two different deals, but if the US gets harsh nuclear restrictions and a free strait, while Iran gets unfrozen assets, that would be a pretty good deal for both sides I'd say
>>535664544If this superspook is seething then you know Trump got shafted
>gunshots heard from the white cuckhouseKikes are trying to falseflag a hot war between jewsa and iran now that iran have accepted to some really just and fair memorandum
>>535664550Despite all of the agencies and federal armed police DC is not safe at all. If anything putting US military troops out there likely increased the crime rates.
Snipers on the roof of the WhitehouseThey look lost. Never had to look for Rabbis before.
>>535664336OY VEY MOSHE ALREADY SEETHING.
>>535664587Iran doesn't need to save face on anything, they won
NBC News: The Secret Service is asking journalists in the White House garden to enter the press room
ORESHNIK IMPACTS IN KYIV !!!!
>>535664619that's the entirely wrong take, if that zionists is seething you know Trump is doing the right thing
>>535664400Attacks on kikes on zogbots will continue
>>535664587It's not really saving face for the US when they made things worse than before the war with nothing to show for it.
>>535664544they are seething hahhaahahthis is the same golem who bragged about sending mossad into iran during the (((protests))) in january
>>535664544America First is about occupying Iran or something
Gunshots heard outside the White House, approximately 20 to 30 shots fired. Secret Service ordered press gathered on the North Lawn to run inside the briefing room, per NBC.>Gunshots heard outside the White House, approximately 20 to 30 shots fired. Secret Service ordered press gathered on the North Lawn to run inside the briefing room, per NBC.Gunshots heard outside the White House, approximately 20 to 30 shots fired. Secret Service ordered press gathered on the North Lawn to run inside the briefing room, per NBC.>Gunshots heard outside the White House, approximately 20 to 30 shots fired. Secret Service ordered press gathered on the North Lawn to run inside the briefing room, per NBC.Gunshots heard outside the White House, approximately 20 to 30 shots fired. Secret Service ordered press gathered on the North Lawn to run inside the briefing room, per NBC.
>>535664502as if palestinian boys dont commit suicide, we literally have videos of them pissing and shitting themselves before dying kekaroo
>>535664640Henlo compaOr are you an awebao VPN fagging?
>>535663582Lint spraying drone swarm
>>535663882things are not going well in kikeland so they will act outraged, will use this as propaganda to convince others that they dont control the US president. once they sort some things out they will order trump to attack maybe after the election
Can I get a quick rundown about what's going on in Ukraine? Why are they panicking about some big attack?
>>535663876So Trump basically caved? Yuge
>>535664346>The case concerned the levying of a small fee (only 10 lira) on imports and exports to fund statistical surveys. Although the fee was small it was still found to be an impediment to the free movement of goods and therefore a breach of Article 30 of the TFEU.Your faggy 'freedom of movement' . This isn't the EU
The Chosen OneIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu honors us, much more than we honor him. He deserves us, much more than we deserve him. A man who at any given time can leave the prime ministership, give up the mud fights of unrewarding politics, and make millions of dollars every year.Netanyahu enjoys international admiration, world leaders flock to his doorstep, he is received on international stages with respect reserved only for a few leaders, but here a bunch of deranged, pig-headed pensioners try to turn those who vote for him into fools. As if it’s not obvious that anyone who sees him as their leader would be proud of him. The most justified pride in the world.K. Berleha
>>535664699Because the hyhyls fucked up and zrada is eternal
>>535664650Yeah the Ukies were begging for attention earlier claiming they had intel of an imminent major Russian attack.
>>535664546Are you excited as I am?
>>535664699Ukraine attacked some college in Luhansk (Russian controlled Ukraine) and Russia is about to retaliate heavily.
>>535664699>>535664267>>535664264
>>535664127Nuke Tehran
Dozens of patrols in direction to the white house, the suspects are circumcised subhumans
>>535664597bro you make me laughcalling anyone else non white being an asian rapebaby is top kek>>535664657i know what your brains look like iranny
>>535664709yeah, I'm sure american doesn't have any other taxes on shipping whatsoeverRETARD
>>535664738How is that any different from previous attacks in that area? What makes this one special?
>>535664681It's going be a Cuban communist
>>535664681"It was an IRGC sleeper cell, you have to cancel the deal and strike them immediately!" - Netanyahu
>>535664267Oh okay got my answer
>>535664738I haven't been paying attention t this war so I apologize for my retardation, but why would Ukraine attack a college in territory they want to take back and own?
>>535664683Israel lasted 77 years as a jewish state. But the future will be a stronger Israel because diversity will be Israel's greatest strength.
>>535664797lel
the wildest footage of the war was an F-15 lose a dogfight against a shahed above iraqhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecRd-BmchcE
>shillcon 2somethings about to happen
>>535664793Kvetch harder I know what kike babies look like dying of Tay Sachs God hates you that's why he let sand niggers rape and beheadyour women on Oct 7th
NEW and checkem>>535664777>>535664777>>535664777>>535664777NEW and checkem>>535664777>>535664777>>535664777>>535664777>>535664796>How is that any different from previous attacks in that area?not much, just bigger bombs and more specific targets lol>>535664825who knows
>>535664559>iran is demanding the US to lift its blockade of the straitHow do you spin this shill?
>>535664699Massive attack and Belarus army is mobilizing very fast to the border, zelenskike intelligence service are saying that a Belarus offensive is inminent or something (obviously fake)
>>535663126Bibi is dead.
>>535664655The right thing was never doing anything to begin with. Losing after doing the wrong thing just makes him look like the retard he is. I hope this shit is true so this retarded saga can be over and I can watch all the migger cope.
>>535663582>you are an advisor to the Iranian army. the army's goal is simple: they want reliable ways to break a potential redo of the American maritime blocade. you're given millions, quality engineers, and reasonable time. how would you go about it?massive ekranoplan style suicide dronebest speed/range/payload weight ratio out of every tech, invisible to sonar, hard to see for radar, fast and unusual angle of attack
>>535664768cant wait to see irannies burn alive in nuclear hellfiretehran is literally the perfect place to test a nuke
>>535664336It's DC, probably just niggers
>>535664836>>535664865kwab, get diversified with depleted uranium zuttslut
>>535664795>Natural Straits: In contrast, natural straits, such as the Strait of Hormuz, cannot legally impose tolls for passage according to international law. This is because the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS) guarantees the right of free passage through such waterways.Just shows how Iran are niggers
>>535664413That would be so fucking based, if they just use these 60 days to build the nuke
>>535665038you could read this very same thread to find counter examples. but you are too retarded to even read.
>>535664790>circumcised subhumansThat could be anyone in muttistan
>>535663737Saudis will get fucked in the mouth by them before. They are begging to be fucked in the ass if they actually try to go against then again
>>535662317Did Trump betray Israel? Netanyahu literally failed to achieve a single objective from the operation
>>535665050At this point they know the usa is just going to keep attacking they should play the same game fake negotiations and then bomb Israel
>>535664690>awebao VPN fagging?No, I am from the west.
>>535665118>counter examples.There are none dipshit
>>535665004Dial 8 if you want to cope and seethe more faggot I bet when your mother got raped by sand niggers she loved it
>>535664862>somethings about to happen
>>535664941If u have these terroristic ideas , then don't blame "terrorists" when they bomb ur country when u share the same ideas with them
>>535665344brother, the only one getting raped here are little palestinian boys in an israeli prison>>535665435irannies attack civilian ships all the time yet cry when their babies get burned alive, so effeminate and performative
>>535664102Cucked ass nationanlist still believing The US are going to do SHIT lol
>>535665693You will always be a streetshitter jeet
>>535664356Putin wants potato king to open a second front north, but we all know Luka is far smarter than him (or Trump).From top of my head the smartest leaders of this generation in no particular order:JinpingErdoganLukaKagameBukeleZelenskyAl-SharaaIndepently if you may be aligned or not with them all of them have been playing the hands they were given the best possible way, they have overcome situation which would have had retards like Trump killed multiple times and they will probably remain on top of their own realms for the foreseable future.Also do notice none of them believe in end of history neoliberal values neither act under the assumptions of that era.
>miggers back to spamming gore I hey why kikes are mad but why are you
