MAKE LEFTIES CRY EDITION
>>535719095oh wow another attempt at a humor thread by a newfag. ill give you a hint ya cunt. try posting three.
Bumping the non faggot humo thread. Kill all kikes
>anon hates women More at 11
touche, alright i fucked up. now lets let it simmer for a moment
What does it mean to pretend to be trans?
>>535719251>try posting threeare you retarded?
>>535719278Penalty box for you boi. Always refresh before posting.
>>535719222The low must try much harder
>>535719303>>535719331hey hey calm down calm down that was very fast. let it simmer now ok this is a good start. I fucked up let it simmer. Im all for this one. its a good start. simmer down now.
>>535719251What are you even posting about? You're literally a retard who can't use words correctly. Did they kick you out of shill academy and you're freelancing now?
>>535719261
>>535719095This shit absolutely kills me. The complete and utter lack of anything even remotely semblant of self-awareness is astonishing. Never beating the mental illness allegations.
>>535719390>stop pointing out my retardationstop posting posts that prove you're retarded.
>>535719390>hey hey calm down calm down that was very fast. let it simmer now ok this is a good start. I fucked up let it simmer. Im all for this one. its a good start. simmer down now.Ok anon. You're forgiven.
>>535719390Related
Oh leaf in the tree, please fall down upon this thread and bless us. These larping newfags know not what they do. This is a good thread though. Please leaf in the tree, shed your weight upon us.
>>535719244lost.
>>535719492>The complete and utter lack of anything even remotely semblant of self-awareness is astonishing. Never beating the mental illness allegations.Truth. It must be like a form of 'face blindness' or something.
>>535719516based fren.>Holds breathWe need a leaf that fucks dogs!
>>535719298It mean women are better at being transwomen than real trans can ever hope to be.
>>535719349first time I've actually lol in one of these threads in ages
>>535719632fuck this messed me up more than the cartel gore threads.
>>535719730If you havent seen that before then you haven't been here for ages.>inb4 Ive seen it before but its just too funnyits not that funny. I have the funny. Im waiting for tradition. Tradition is all we have. Its how we know whos who in this jungle.
>>535719766funny, that's also where crackers don't belong
>>535719547Previous thread had no Leaf Blessing™. That's unacceptable.
>>535719298pretending to pretend
>>535719349Kek
>>535719390Dumb nigger.
>>535719775>fuck this messed me up more than the cartel gore threads.Imagine if it was your own face.
>>535719854I didn't touch that thread. It was formed before I was awake. I only touch new threads, hoping I can catch the infernal dog fucking leaf. This thread grows old already...>>535719958Keep reading, ill wait...same mistake I made.
>>535719254She's not yours if you can't call her nigger while mounting her raw.
>>535719898Motherfucker. one fucking job. youre a fucking indian arent you? yeah. I miss the dog fuckers.
>>535719095Kek the absolute state of that cock, most tranny lovers want a small cock on their trannies
>>535719819uma delicia
>>535719349Made me actually laugh, I guess 2017 was about the last good year of 4chan
theres three humor threads up right now. I think i started some bullshit yesterday. kek
>>535719095Stop posting him. He's so hot he makes me break my no fap.Post all of him if you post him though ok. Hot!
>>535720199oh fuck thats very funny
>>535719095Leftest litterly can not stop thinking about or looking for cock. Even lesbians. A cuot of phallus.
>>535719719Trannies are better women than women in every metric that matters, except in being able to birth offspring.
>>535719819
>>535720195>theres three humor threads up right now.One has hit limit and archived and the other one is shit, started by a bunker tranny. The shills start humor threads and fill them with boring crap to drive people away from the boards. If you see a shit humor thread, it's OK to start a new quality thread.
>>535720027the leaf blessings will resume when orange retard gas prices go back down
>>535720559I agree. Im not sure if this is shit yet...>>535720589Leaf says its shit. nvm. No memeflags yet though. oh fuck its sabbath, theyre all busy lol FUCK@!
>>535720018There isn't a black girl alive that would oppose that
>>535720589Prices are never coming back down my dog fucking fren.
>>535720589Our gas prices are based on the action of our retarded PM. Not Trump.
>>535720698>phonefagthis leaf is indian
>>535719222>>535719095>>535719244>>535719254Nigger did you just pull all of this shit from facebook or something?
>>535720677Hey you faggot! Are you planning on posting any humorous images itt you retard vomited into?
>>535720742Nope, but nice try chang.
>>535720698It’s actually because the oil market has been artificially globalized through commodity futures that extend market reach well beyond the physical reach of vessels or pipelines carrying the oil. In an efficient market you’d have different prices for oil in different regions depending on actual availability. Instead, prices artificially converge, and speculators force the convergence to “arbitrage” between oil markets that aren’t actually physically linked.
Is it pity or sorrow that I feel for the non-Americans? I’m torn.
>>535719775
>>535720465Fucking die already paprikafag
>>535719632What is it with male pattern baldness and trooning out? I swear the correlation is way too strong to not be directly related in some way. It's also hilarious that it's such a distinctly male trait lmao. Brutal.
>>535721292Why is it surprising to you that men with abysmal self-image tend to attempt to radically alter their image?
>>535719095Tranny Faggotass pedophile.
>>535719803Stfu. It is funny. And not everyone spends their lives here.
>>535721343
>>535721231>syrup waffle liquorThat's a hangover in a bottle.
You know it's really over for you when you see men who went trans but still have a bigger dick then you have.
>>535719986Nerd friend of mine owns a vintage game store and hosts these swap-meet type things sometimes and no joke the local neighborhood troon stopped showing up the INSTANT he put a bunch of mirrors all along the back wall kek.
>>535719298It makes trannys rope themselves.There was some dude who would post real women on reddit and pretend to be trans to get them to try and kill themselves.
>>535721487>muh dikStop looking at tranny dicks homo
>>535720465Epic!
>>535719349FEV does that to a mf. Long live the Master!
>>535721443How is this acomplished?
>>535721112no but i like this one. Every single one of you is a tourist not even a newfag. its fine but im not posting my gold for you.>>535721411ill get back to you after i read this in a new window>indian calls me changlol
>>535721231THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS FOR MY DIABETIC NERVE PAIN. BILL. 2025 FORD F150 DISABLED EDITION.
>>535721411You got the grenade one? that ones funny because its real.
>>535721503
>>535720465Nigger
>>535721292>What is it with male pattern baldness and trooning out?jews
>>535721777You have nothing, you’re just shitting up the bread with your retarded faggotry.
>>535721754surgery and closeted homosexuality, in no particular order.
>>535721411
>>535720465Fuck, I don't have my immunity dog on this rig.
>>35722010Sabbath must be done in israel. FRIENDLY REMINDER have you ever noticed a complete and total lack of israeli flags? they have the internet they have the JIDF. The most you will ever see in a thread is one or two israeli flags but you will always see a flood of memeflags. DO NOT ENGAGE MEMEFLAGS, they are without a doubt israeli flags and will never ever reveal their flag. They are paid in US tax dollars to shill here. DO NOT ENGAGE MEMEFLAGS they are paid per YOU.
>>535719095Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>535720465Fucking nigger
>>535722216another friendly reminder. memeflags have your IP. they will gangstalk you in real life. Only real Gs can persist. Fuck all kikes.
>>535722216the anons have been asking for this one so I bring it to you now.
>>535722216
>>535719095
>>535720465
>>535721754Skin care, fitness, letting your hair grow more than a millimeter.
Pay attention to the lack of memeflags after >>535722166Theyre like vampires.
>>535722296>you will be gangstalked for posting in /pol/ humor threadsBring it on memeflags, I don't have any real friends or contacts, and I'm already insane.
Uhh...bros? You told me Communism was a jewish construct, what gives?
>>535720925I never saw that film, is that person actually trans or not? Their hair doesn't look masculine enough, so they must be trans right? Anyone whose hair is longer than an inch is a trans, Reddit told me.
>>535722547DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!
>>535719819we were here first, colonizing nigger.
>>535722602the character isn't trans, he's just a psychopath. >>535722606They'd be wasting their time, most of the people I know already think I'm a fucking paranoid retard.
>>535722624kek, some based anons itt>>535722679yeah but you have to deprive them of yous they are literally paid per you. DO NOT ENGAGE.
>>535722617>weEarly Hispanics (pre-Pirineos), not other Europeans.
>>535721973It's fucked that these genetic disasters just get back pats and affirmations of their sickness rather than actual mental help. Sometimes I genuinely feel bad for them. Sometimes.
>>535721477That's how my grandfather died. He was only 6 years old.
>can I get a yaaaaaas
>>535722801>yoink
>>535719523>Multi Wog ImageEven WikiHow is woke now. FTW!
all humor threads are based redpilled threads.
>>535719095this makes chasers seethe more than trannies lol.
>You want me to drop the cunt?
>>535722729>implying I reply to memflagsI only post in women hate threads and humor threads. I'll try to be more vigilant in future to make sure I don't pay them.
>>535720199hell yeah
>>535719095I will be there in the morning, where is my car?
>>535719095Honestly the fact there is incels out there paying to jerk off to chicks pretending to have penises is the real shocker to me. Zoomer are fucking fags.
That nigga took my car.
>>535723066checked and based. lol lmao even. youre cool leaf. just practice good opsec, deprive the enemy of anything and everything. thats all i ask as your fren.
>>535723066Sending nudes by wire is peak
>>535722465Thanks for this, anon.
DO NOT ENGAGE MEMEFLAGS. SABBATH IS OVER THEY ARE ALL ISRAELI FLAGS. YOU CAN ASK THEM TO SHOW YOU THEIR FLAG AND THEY NEVER WILL BECAUSE IT IS ISRAELI. DO NOT ENGAGE THESE RATS. THEY WILL SLIDE THIS THREAD. JUST LET THEM and remember my name my son, it is anon.
>>535723147My 19 y/o girlfriend kept putting long and round objects in her boyshorts (they sell them to women now, there's sections of 'boyfriend briefs' for women in outlets) when she sent me her nudes to prank me. I think she was conditioned into the trans zoomer mating ritual.
>>535721754Having rich jewish parents pay for plastic surgery to subvert and hide the dysgenic yid genes.
>>535719547Does Joeschmoe only come into threads with a Leaf blessing?
>>535723166anything for a fren
>>535720834Lol leaf doesn't understand
>>535720505Seethe more trannyywnbaw
>>535722818They were scandinavian, shitskin.
>>535722216Thanks for the blessing, leaf. Your video made me laugh, you cheeky cunt.
>>535723474that guy is a top notch faggot. we have our blessing. Hes a kike. namefags, tripfags, memeflags are all kikes. We are anon, none of us are special anybody who thinks otherwise is not volk. they are folx.
>>535723495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nMkQ-K4tIw
>>535721231Not had this version but their bananas n' cream is bretty gud.
>>535723603
>memeflagsthere is no reason to use a memeflag in a place that zeros in on you like /pol does. ask yourself anon, have you ever used a memeflag and if you did how long did that last, how fun was it for you and why did you do it?>brotherSunday is the best day to disseminate this information. Look at how few memeflaggots we have here.
>>535723750if only my father were this based. lol
>>535719819>NO UYou must be 18 to post here
>>535720557Idgi
>>535721477>Hangover in a bottle Anon that's what all liquor is
>>535723841yeah you dont pass either
>>535721754Finishing puberty, you underage faggot
>>535723998facts.
>>535720160By volume
>>535720465Faggot
>>535722679my personal favorite is the inconvenience store
>>535722082Fuck das classic
>>535719489It was real in my mind tho
>>535722617There's at least two lawsuits that assigned tribal ownership of confirmed white remains that predate the (alcoholic) Indian arrival theories by like a millennium
>>535722095
>>535722729You know for a fact the artist just wanted to draw a tit but had to fill in a bunch of the required shit around it to justify the effort
>>535722280saved
>>535722216Thank you fellow leaf.
>>535723767>/polI knew it from the beginning of the thread, and here we are. Lurk moar, you tryhard newfag.
>>535724733Fucking Kek
>>535723767In all fairness, i use elephant and donkey flags when im deliberately exaggerating retarded positions of both
>>535725026Based principal, what happened to her?
>>535719349No, dick = tits
>>535725071I sometimes go to other boards to raid for memes. Apparently the Aztecs were into fat booty and trans or something. Not picrel but I can post it.
>>535724733>wunk wunkyeah because you wink wink with a noise...fake and fucking gay>>535724919kys
>>535725146kek saved
>>535725072>i'm 40are you saying i still have a chance at life?
>>535725179Kek I love that one
>>535725076Yeah I used to do that shit too, thats why I said it, because its fucking dumb and once you figure out the totality of the problem its over.
>>535725242God I haven’t seen that one in a while
>>535725179>I sometimes go to other boards to raid for memesf you want to post funny but have none, you can search in the archives for quality humor:https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/humor/type/op/
>>535725267>>535725311Saw anons whipping out classics, decided to egg them on to get new stuff
>>535725327
>>535725362Egg you say?
>>535725362love it.
>>535720465Already happened two months agoI am immune
>>535725407
>>535725471>>535725464I'm all out of egg-flavoured maymays
>>535719298
>>535719095She's just Trans-Trans you bigot
>>535725476Damn bro. RIP.
Who brought the retard along?Joeschmoe bot not having the desired effect?
>>535725615We sad posting now?
>>535725076>i use elephant and donkey flags when im deliberately exaggerating retarded positions of bothIf you do that, people think you're a kike or jeet shill. You lose credibility.
>>535720380
>>535725190
>>535725751Damn, I just posted that leaf feel because I thought other anon lost his mom.
>>535726018
My neighbor is jewish. Sometimes I scream "Christ is King" through the walls. By sometimes I mean pretty regularly, about as frequently as I drink. When I was a teen she used to comment on the conversations my family has during the summer so I know she hears me. Plus she avoids me like the plague now. Been doing this for two years now. I dont even if I believe that Jesus is God but I know I hate kikes. It's probably not a good idea given the political climate but CHRIST IS KING!
>>535726110Awww
almost out of beer now that I drink a bit. This thread is so cozy. So few memeflags, so cozy.
My personal favorite
>>535721231
>>535726372
>>535726135>I dont even if I believe that Jesus is God but I know I hate kikes. It's probably not a good idea given the political climate but CHRIST IS KING!Whether God is real or not, Christianity provides a solid moral framework on which to build a stable society. Modern secularists dismiss this idea of morality as otherworldly superstition imposed by a killjoy clergy; but, in fact, Christian moral standards are the ultimate utilitarian for human conduct and the foundation of Western civilization. “Tradition is a set of solutions for which we have forgotten the problems. Throw away the solution and you get the problem back.” ― Donald Kingsbury A religion can be judged by its result, just as a tree can be judged by its fruit. Christianity results in a moral and stable high trust society. Islam makes violent shitholes. Buddhism makes peasants. Hindu creates raping street shitters. Communism creates dead people. Atheism creates trannies. Judaism makes pedophile bankers Christ is King!
>>535726346I have that one saved in non-phone format, got me laffing hard
>>535726110What a good boi!
>>535721335Kek
>>535726372Just in the name of transparency, all the Henton's food items are prop gag items by artist Alan Wagner.
>>535726526>Christianity provides a solid moral framework on which to build a stable society.you sound like a moron. Read some history.>but with out muh god where does morality come from?I don't know the fucking romans? you ever read their early shit? no you havent cause youre a cuck. There is nothing wrong with roman law. >dont steal>dont murder>dont be a faggot that takes it in the assThis argument that man has no morality without jesus is fucking retarded. As if there was no law before jews or christ. Do you really believe everybody was just an animal before christ? how the fuck did the romans or greeks draw any conclusions? >muh homosexualitywe still have it faggot. Nothing is changed. The idea that this is unique to christ or jews is just brain dead. Jews undermined Rome with this horse shit. I hate you for being such a tool to the system. THINK FOOL
>>535726495https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyjzE1vcD4&pp=ygUUc3VwZXJzb3plIG1lIHdoaXNrZXk%3D
>>535726526Charlemagne brought christianity to europe via the sword and fire. youre low iq or young in age.
>>535725072
>>535720062
>>535725179Is this a viable option?
>>535726792You can just have the concept of god without jewish dogma by unironically not midwitting post-modernism>human brain is all relative (it's not but for the sake of argument, let's roll with it)>accept nature/ecosystem/earth as something external to check yourself againstYou now get a coherent mental framework that includes morality and not being up your own ass instead of whatever regular post-modernist shit you get with trannies et al.
>muh framework>muh morality>muh western civilization and societyyoure gay. all this shit is going to die and its not biblical prophecy its jews. Read charlemagne and what his laws on the jews were. I hate saying this but youre a christ cuck. low iq, low education christ cuck. One world view. youre fucking stupid and brainwashed. I hate niggers, I hate kikes, I hate indians. I love white people that love white people. I hate race traitors. The only thing that matters is race.
>>535727079youre being dumb. as long as we have had society or civilization we have had laws and rules to live by.
>>535727156Not my point, anon. Armchair philosophists often say "how can you have objective morality without god". This is my response.
>>535720834After Zuckerberg released “the Facebook files” about how much the Biden administration manipulated facebook during covid (mainstream media ignored it) facebook has become okay again. Facebook used to be like Twitter and now it’s Twitter for normalfag boomers and liberals, it’s entertaining to look at.
>>535721411aw he went to the halloween store and started doing basic practical skin effects
>>535727265im drunk. im probably not hearing you. but you get trannies out of matthew whatever. council of nicea, no more promotions for cutting your cock off. whatever tranny shit youre talking about...youre acting like this is the first time in human existence we have trannies. We have always had trannies and always had autists. >christianity and judaismexplosion of dick cutting. the barbarians were lopping their dicks off to be included in the new religion. nothing new under the sun.
>>535727265you got a cig?
>>535727400I'm agreeing that you don't need god for morality. I'm also saying you can get objective morality without god, missed the maths bit but who cares>>535727528ew
>>535726792You will never be white or a woman.
>>535722896This meme is so migger coded
>>535724551You are welcome everyone.
>>535727638youre a slave.
>>535721754Growing up and maybe a bit from going to the gym. He's 14 in the first pic. Of course he looks more like a man once he is a man. All his steroids ever did was stunt his growth. It should be well known that exogenous testosterone short circuits pituitary gland during puberty and decreases height final height. This faggot spent $50k on drugs so that he needs to spend $100k on a leg extension surgery. According to his mugshot he's 5'10 with his shoes on.
>>535727528would
>>535727965theres an anon that has the source by heart lol. I didnt watch it because it requires google AJAX. That shit is cancer in your browser. Most niggers don't know shit about javascript and will just goon. 45 minute video, i wanted to watch it lolMigrate at your leisure for more funny>>535727740
>>535727601>I'm also saying you can get objective morality without godNo. You have subjective morality without a formal moral framework. That always devolves into 'do anything you want' and 'I am my own god'. Which then produces horrors beyond comprehension. We see that time and again throughout historyWeimar:> today, I would like to take you back to 1920/30s Berlin and actual wild boys in a series of documented photographs. Unfortunately in low resolution, but documentation is scarce. Wild boys were antisocial gangs of teenage boys involved in detailed initiation rites and ritualistic sex. They lived mainly on the proceeds of criminal activities such as prostitution and robbery. During the 20s, there were over 200 different gangs, isolated from the outside world. »Typically, a young initiate would be forced to box (or knife-fight) with the toughest member of the crew, be gang-raped while bound and gagged, ordered to masturbate publicly and then ejaculate on command, or act as a living commode for his drunken associates. Some newly-inducted boys were chosen by the Bulls as their ‘queens’ or designated shared ‘girlfriends’ for the pack. Most Wild Boys sported pirate-style earrings and garish tattoos. >While the majority flaunted their ragtag, hobo garb, others paraded around in distinctive group costumes, like top hats and shabby tuxedoes, American trapper outfits, college graduates in mortarboards, or paper buffalo heads. The gang names alone testified to the influence of Karl May’s North American frontier novels and other staples of German pulp fiction: Fear No Death, Indian Blood, The Forest Pirates, The Dirty Boys, Red Apaches. >Voluptuous Panic: The Erotic World of Weimar Berlin« by Mel Gordonhttps://legiochristi.com/static/lit/Voluptuous_Panic.pdf
>>535723998Kek was about to write the same but saw your reply.>>535721754If you’re more than 18 and have face like this, you’re either fat, eating shit, have poor hygiene, not seeing enough sun or all of this combined. But surely you’re living a fulfilling, healthy and active life, right anon?
*boomer humor thread
>>535728181>romans written law is not a formal frameworkwhatever retard
>>535728089she vomits for 45 minutes?
Ukraine is a memeflag ^^^^^thats a jewsabbath is over
>>535728089Is it some video where a drunk girl gets railed or something?>>535728181>without mid-witting post-modernismYou get LGBTQ+ being accepted by the church now despite the bible saying men who lay with men should be stoned to death.The underpinning is as objective as the "word of god" is objective. Your interpretation of either is subjective and all you're doing is seething about the fact that I can arrive at the concept of a god through mathematical means instead of jewish dogma.
>>535723495Cheers leaf
>>535728236>she vomits for 45 minutes?of course not, i would google full control of my browser for that. MIGRATE NIGGERS MIGRATE BEFORE SABBATH IS OVER>>535727740>>535727740>>535727740>>535727740>>535727740>>535727740>>535727740
>luckiest man in ukraine saved by ruskie drone
>>535728352Sabbath is on a Saturday, thought it was already over?
>>535722573Weird. https://jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/biography/Trotsky.html
>>535720465stupid nigger
>>535728352what does she do for the other 44 minutes?
>>535728502yeah yeah. i know the sabbath is on saturday but the black sabbath is on sunday bro i dont fucking care. Im not jewish i dont think im christian i dont care. MIGRATE NOW NOW NOW >>535727740>>535727740>>535727740>>535727740>>535727740>>535728550You gotta summon the guy....nah I can give you really good search words if you migrate lol. But im serious I didn't watch it. The website require google ajax, not on my watch. fuck that shit. its probably worth it though desu
>>535728647I've already migrated. I'm shitposting in two different threads. Also maybe yt-dlp works on that site? Then you can upload on catbox for other anons?
>>535728647i don't care that much but thanks
>>535726135
>>535720465die by rape
>>535719298trans squared
>>535728977kek that was gold
>>535729057gul dukat did nothing wrong the bajorans were all thieves and prostitutes
>>535719819Its funny - you cant racially abuse white people because we invented and built everything
>>535729181
>>535719254muh BASED!! Top KeK- Posted from my George Foreman eGrill
>>535729298reported to the obsidian order
>>535729298fucking kek
>>535729494Yeah I was supposed to post it in the other thread, this one is about to die.
>>535729578>post 300 postingnow we can post the wholesome things
>shitbull redemption arc
>not my problem
ah finally a thread with no jeets or heebs
can't even shitpost in a dead thread without some kike shill appearing baka
they say there is no devil, jim... but there is
>>535730936>6" platform heels
>>535722216Blessed be.
