Why do birds hate women?
>>536663363they have eggs and dont fly, weird
>>536663363ducks are fun but they need lots of water and space
>>536663363graveyard pussy.the aborted souls whispers.
>>536663363Why do we keep having these threads, animals can sense evil
Bitches ain't shit, such my dick.
>>536663363We know OP.
>>536663363Read this and you will realize why. Men have a natural connection to nature where women disrupt men's connection with nature.
>>536663363women wear make up which looks scary to birds as they can see different wavelengths of light.
>>536663480cute ducks but watch out for that fucking coon they killed my chickens fucking niggers
>>536663363Because they fuck dogs.
They are gay.
>>536663693Based and bird-pilled.
>Urban Birds>On average, the birds let men get about three feet closer than womenMaybe the birds view women as more unpredictable due to consistent loud yapping and lack of spatial awareness.
>>536663363>Why do birds hate women?wings get caught in their hair.
>>536663576Explains why dogs hate jews so much
This is why women love calling each other birds lmaoooo news to me
birds can see UV light. women's faces are glowing from all the products they use daily
>>536663363I've heard a similar story about a raven or crow in London or some other western city. I don't remember that one. In that story a rave only attacked adult men and neither women nor kids. That was many years ago I've heard about it, more than a decade ago.
>>536663690> We wuzz enkidu n shiet Get a fucking grip anon. Normies aren't losing any sleep on account of you or me not having sex.
>>536664120Parrots and corvids are smart enough to remember trauma and grudges and can easily recognize the differences between men and women. Many pet birds have a preference for one or the other and some of them will attack and bite whichever one they don't like due to previous experiences.
It's the dog semen.Incredible reality we live in, no?
Even birds are horrified by the evil hypergamous foids. Hell, even female birds are shocked
>>536664501Thats a paying customer. Honestly more polite that those chinks that just empty a full buffet in about 5 seconds.
>>536664501birb
>>536663363>Why do birds hate women?Birds have insanely good facial and pattern recognition and women do all sorts of fucking weird shit to change their faces and overall appearance.Makeup, jewellery, fucking weird outfits, hair styles etc
>>536663363FUCK GRACKLESPIECE OF FUCKING SHITS
>>536663363based birdsthey are also antisemitic
>>536663363Birds are based beyond belief.
>>536663363 Birds pair up and mate for life. They are naturally repulsed by dirty human sluts.
>>536664501>fuck it>if i'm going to die, i'm going to eat like a king first.based bird
>>536663648That's an swc
>>536664501>become ungovernable
Men are more likely to be generous and feed the birds while women remain the selfish cunts they naturally are
>>536663363It's SSRIs and hormone based birth control. I'm convinced that modern women are largely "blanks" because of all the mind altering soul deadening chemicals, NPCs is probably the best term to use, and animals can sense that and are repulsed by it.
I befriended a robbin in my garden, last year. I put seeds in my hand and it comes for a snack.
>>536663690Stupidest fucking thing I've read here. Someone wrote this out to explain why they get no pussy.
>>536663363>Why do birds hate women?birds are based/our_guys/
>>536663690>ancient fairy talea explain modern problemsHoroscopes for men
women stole henpecking males from them
>>536664161>FrenchYour mother is a whore who fucked around. The only reason you think this way is because you are an actual bastard without any of the qualities of of an actually civilized society.
>>536663363my grandma used to be super afraid of birds. like walking in the opposite direction if confronted by a bird ahead lol
>be 32 y/o virgin wizard>animals love meOnly thing that keeps me going.
>>536665812Damn, viva la revolution!
>>536663939>>536663693Kek is this legit? Hilarious if true
>>536663363Because the personality of many woman matches the personality of a cat - selfish and egomaniac and as cats are natural predators to birds.. I'm not a fucking incel, I have no issues getting laid, but the ability of woman to pull random justifications for unfaithfulness or selfishness out their ass is legendary
>>536663363I read the study. It was conducted on city birds. I live in a rural area and this is my assumption on the study. Science fags can confirm my hypothesis.When I am in a city or when cityfag women are in a rural area I always hear women react extremely to nature.>OH MY GOD ITS A DEER LET ME GET A PICTUREThe above is their base reaction to nature if they are not around it. I strongly believe city birds are trained from birth to sense femoid humans because of their sudden reactions and yelling. If a science fag replicates this experiment in a rural area I would expect men and women to be able to get to a similarly close distance to the birds due to rural women being less prone to emotional outburst when seeing wildlife.This is all just from personal anecdotes and is a hypothesis some faggot can use to get funding for a few months to study.
>>536664501>all that food to eat from>little dude still just going around lookin for buggies doing his job for usWhat a guy
>>536668390Yeah, nobody uses old books, like the bible in an attempt to remove the clutter of modern bias. That's for people who don't like nigger dicks in their wives, amirite?
>>536663693It's this.
>>536668736>rural women being less prone to emotional outburstNot really.
>>536668840Reading comprehension nigger.In regards to nature they are less prone than city women.
>>536663363Even a fucking bird knows what a woman is...
>>536668766That is specific makeup made to fluoresce under UV light, not their usual stuff. Finding what it should actually look like is incredibly difficult due to those results filling all the searches.
>>536668756>nobody uses old booksIndeed>>536668756>bible>>536668756>modern bias.You live in a spiritually conquered country. Just surrender to the BAC and I might make this quick.
>>536664501Hahaha based bird realizes that entire buffet is shit and leaves he's my hero
>>536669105So if all heavily makeupped women look like niggers to birds, does that mean all birds hate niggers? I mean I wouldn't be surprised, dogs and cats hate them too. And we know bird species can remember things for a long time and even teach future generations about it too. I bet enough corvids in America have seen niggers chimping out and throwing shit at them for no reason and monkey screeching that they steer clear of all niggers on principle and teach every generation of their kids.
>>536669105Yep, plus everyone preferring to take UV pictures of nocturnal animals. I wonder if certain hair dyes are actually ultraviolet and only the birbs can see it.
>>536663363>random bullshit "article" on X>/pol/ just accepts it as factwhy are you retards always like this? not one second do you question what you see on your screen
>>536663363Women killed birds. Hell, we used to build houses with nesting locations specifically for housewives to grab them through the windows. Men mostly spent far less time hunting ultra-small game and women were basically wasted all their time gathering, including early farming (prior to high-yield plow farming where men were first required to do field work).Nesting somewhere a woman could see is basically guaranteed all your offspring are getting eaten.
>>536663363idk but you know what this website needs? 19 fucking threads about it despite it not mattering at all.NIGGER!
I suppose it's also possible birds, like cats, can see blaschko lines on people, and having a bunch of makeup smeared on top of it looks weird. But then cats would also hate women.
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>>536669488I saw it in a dream
>>536669488Women = EvilSimple as
>>536663693Most sensible explanation thus far.
>>536668056>humanSloppy job, AIKraut.
Avoiding women is a natural evolutionary response to their evil manipulative ways.
>>536670193probably because of all the makeup I guess
>>536663363i have rescued two baby pigeon squabs one with a broken leg the other was mauled by something. women often sneer at this and say something like "why would you ever want to do that". mean while my lads are healthy and go flying every day and come back, always brings a smile when they come back. women kill their own children. it stains the soul the animals can tell.
>>536669488Go check the study. It was very thorough.>>536670193>>536670400It controlled for makeup too.
>>536668736My ex-gf said: "Remove the spiders from your bathroom"I said: "Sure"I simply moved my little friends from the bathroom to the hallway and she never even realized it
Birds are repulsed by the vagina scent.See picture
>>536671085We had a pet spider at my seasonal state park job we called him Fred and always left him in the bathroom. I'll often allow a spider or 2 to live in the kitchen it's a free fly trap. Once there are too many though then the spiders gotta go.
