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LATAM GENERAL #6

WE ARE BACK COLOMBIAN EDITION

POPULATION
> ~670,000,000

GDP
> ~US$7.7 TRILLION

COUNTRIES
> 33

OFFICIAL LANGUAGES

> Spanish
> Portuguese
> French
> Dutch
> English

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NEWS

> Mercosur and Canada accelerate negotiations toward a free trade agreement
> https://www.mercosur.int/el-mercosur-y-canada-aceleran-negociaciones-para-sellar-un-acuerdo-comercial-clave

> Brazil signals greater openness to expanded trade dialogue with China as ties deepen across sectors
> https://www.marketscreener.com/news/brazil-signals-new-openness-to-mercosur-china-talks-as-beijing-seeks-deeper-ties-ce7e5ad9d88cf320

> Argentina's stock market remains near record highs amid sustained investor interest
> https://www.riotimesonline.com/latin-american-pulse-for-tuesday-june-2-2026/

> Panama Canal maintains open operations with no vessel restrictions planned for 2026 despite drought concerns
> https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/land-use-biodiversity/panama-canal-not-planning-curb-ships-passage-2026-despite-drought-threat-2026-05-15/

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PANAMA FACTS

> Population: ~4.6 million
> Canal opened in 1914
> Connects the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans
> Handles roughly 5% of global maritime trade

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DISCUSSION TOPICS

> Is Panama the most strategically important country in LATAM
> Could Panama become the Singapore of the Americas
> Can Mercosur ever become an EU style bloc
> Will Argentina repeat as World Cup champions
> Is Brazil becoming too dependent on commodity exports
> Will LATAM ever build high speed rail
> What if the Panama Canal shut down for a year

---

REMINDER

> Post maps
> Post statistics
> Post infrastructure projects
> Post military news
> Post migration data
> Post economic graphs

Good luck LATAMbros.
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i wanna bomb ecuador
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Too late, this is SAG per your OP image
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>>536666751
>SAG
What do you mean by that?

>>536666709
>i wanna bomb ecuador
That flag is from Colombia.
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>>536667256
South =! Latin
Plus, why would a bunch of you come here to speak English? Don't you have SP/Port forums? Plus plus, generals are fucking cancerous for board culture and by starting a failure of one, you should be sentenced to half an eternity in the torment cube.
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i wanna close tha panama straight
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>>536667256
>That flag is from Colombia.
i want to bomb her womb, with my seed, if you know what i mean
>copious amounts of vaginal sex
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How is antisemitism going in South America ?
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>>536666633
does /lag/ accept chicano bros?
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>>536667463
>starting a failure of one
The last one has 170+ replies though.

>>536667463
>why would a bunch of you come here to speak English?
We can speak in any of the languages stated above, including Dutch though, jij bent homo.
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>>536667734
>How is antisemitism going in South America ?
It's a crime, you can get 5 years at jail for posting a photo of Hitler on Facebook, lol.
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>>536667752
Sure, anyone is welcome, as long as they respect each other.
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I guess everyone went to /PEG/. Terrible time to open a LATAM general. Well, let it die then.
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>>536666633
i am here as i have sworn an oath to comment on your threads whenever i see them in exchange for brown girls in the OP

> Brazil signals greater openness to expanded trade dialogue with China as ties deepen across sectors
watch out that it doesnt turn into economic colonization on chinas part. politicians will sell you out to the chinese in a heart beat. kinda like what milei has been doing with argentina desu.

with leftists you get china, with right wingers you get israel. the only winning move is not to play but i guess we got no choice
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>>536666633
I wonder why Latinas boobs aren't mentioned as much as their butts. Hooked up with this Mexican petite girl, looked like Victoria Justice. When the clothes came off, it look her boobs looked like orbs, but they were completely natural. Loved sucking those things.

>>536668211
No one "sells" out to China in the same way as Israel dumbass. Milei kissing the wall doesn't get him factories or evs or any industrial trade. God Argies really are just paler niggers.
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>>536666633
Se la quiero meter a esa morenita
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Nice digits, OP.
I am checking them
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>>536668500
yea thats why china has a bunch of "research" facilities and observatories with direct ties to the peoples liberation army and almost zero oversight from the local governments in several latin american countries. it also engages in financial kikery and lobbying across latam, among other things.
youre either a chang or a downie, but the indignation you came out the gate with makes me think you have an agenda rather than being purely retarded and uninformed
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>>536666633
By the way, we will be reducing the size of ships allowed to cross the canal but we have not reduced the amount. It's been raining non stop for the past two weeks so it may not be required but it is already set. It's just as a precaution tho. Better safe than sorry.
If anything this shows why we really need the rio indio dam to feed the canal in these cases
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>>536667700
It's already closed, silly cuy.
It's closed if you don't pay a million shekels.
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>>536667847
Not here tho
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>>536670707
I'm sorry, I can't take anyone from Argentina seriously at all. I have a very simple metric for determining shithole places, if the locals chimped out at Jeremy Clarkson, then they're abject niggers. So that's Alabama and you.
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>>536668211
>>536670702
Thank you!

>>536670791
I think the canal is very fascinating. Have you ever been there? The place seems a bit scarce of people in photos.

>>536668211
>>536670707
>China takes countries hostage
Well, this is not unique to China. European powers and the United States have long used financial pressure, military presence, and institutional influence to shape other countries’ decisions. Historically, this includes colonial debt systems, gunboat diplomacy, and more modern mechanisms like IMF and World Bank conditions, or strategic military bases abroad. No major power is purely altruistic in global development. They all mix aid, and self interest. You're right in saying we should be weary of it.
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whats up my niggers
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>>536671294
What's up my nilla
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>>536671176
I wasn't saying China or anyone is purely altruistic, I said ZOG and the whole wall kissing routine is an entirely separate and wholly unique form of foreign subversion and domination, far more insidious than any other. The fact that he can't see that and equates it with regular diplomatic trade and relations every country does means he's either a disingenuous kike or a filthy nigger, probably both.

Argentina is a NGMI country anyways. With all their resources and no sanctions or other blockages, the fact they're still dirt poor and swimming in debt really does put them in the same basket as India and other laughing stocks of the world.
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why is traffic in Lima so messed up? it's literally India levels of chaos
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>>536666633
New general? I hate how Panama just sold the canal again to the Americans after 100 years. Must have been an extremely corrupted deal
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>>536671176
Plenty of times. I mean, it's in the smack middle of the country and every road that crossed the country goes through the canal at some point. Hard to miss it.
It's highly automated by now, there used to be more people back in the day of the early Panamenian administration but we were quick to improve and automate most things. The new canal locks, the ones we build, are even more automated. In the old ones you still see some people around but it's mostly someone moving from a place to another, mostly "mula" operators, those powerful small train like things that pulled ships in the old canal.
That particular photo is of the new canal locks, hence why you see no one.
If you ever visit, the Gatun and the Miraflores locks have some nice tourism centers and some really good views. In the Miraflores visitors centers there is even a movie theater that shows a movie about the canal. The viewing area is so close to the ships you can almost give a handshake to the crew of the ships.
The Aguas Claras visitor center at the Gatun locks is absolutely beautiful but it had a more nature oriented view of the canal since it's on a cliff surrounded by jungles overlooking the canal. You can see a big chunk of the Gatun lake and the locks from it, there is also a short jungle trekking area in that visitor center.
It's quite nice.
Pic rel is a view of the Aguas claras visitor center overlooking the Gatun locks and the Caribbean sea.
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>>536666633
>> Dutch
Serious kan gewoon Nederlands praten en communiceren met de overheid
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>536671943
I always wonder why in these kinds of threads there is always a "brazilian" seething about Panamá and making shit up that have absolutely not happened.
Must be a migger behind a VPN.
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>>536666709
Shut up, nigger. Ecuador is cool, if you want to bomb someone so bad go for Bolivia. All southamerica hates those mountain niggers.
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>>536672070
no shit sherlock.
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>>536666633
Im.goign to make another thread later on called Spicx general. /Spxg/ and it can be another versions of this thread. Who are the spics of /pol/
Basically all latam, tejanos, califas, Arizona. Spaniards(euro spics) shitalians, all MED huwites, phillipinos.
Tejanos reporting in.
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>>536670860
how are the water levels doing this year?
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>>536667734
Excellent
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>>536672664
The levels are stable for now but El Niño may extend to 2027 so we are preparing by reducing the load on the lake, the current reduction only means a 2% reduction of all the cargo crossing through the canal, so it's not that much. The water levels are going down faster than usual but nothing to be scared, as I said we are having two weeks of non stop rain right now. So we will see if these measures are actually required, in any case it's not unwise to have something just in case. These things don't take us by surprise and we have to inform ships 3 weeks before any changes. We have several contingency plans set in place for such events like this long as niño year.
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>>536672558
>>536672070
>Serious kan gewoon Nederlands praten en communiceren met de overheid
Misschien alleen met de overheid van een paar kleine eilandjes haha
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>>536666633
I think a trip to Colombia is needed
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>>536672010
The story Trump told was that Americans had built the entire thing use till this day, but from what it seems. The Panamanians developed other aspects of it and even went on to automate them. That is why it is better to get informed by real people from the local area. We do not have anything like that. The only impressive thing we have that can be considered industrialized is our metro system. There is a station that is completely automated and self driven, but many others are still operated by a machinist. They're almost never empty like the image, lmao.
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>>536674054
The orange bitch doesn't even know where he's sitting. Anything he said should be taken as a lie.
We do have a new shiny metro. It's half automated but a driver still has to be in the cabins.
We are making new lines. Worked on one of the stations for some time as a safety guy when it was being constructed.
Proud of what we are making here.
Hope we actually end up making that railway to cross the entire countrym it's beyond just the idea and funding is basically secured, some things must still be done before we can actually begin tho.
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>>536667463
>why would a bunch of you come here to speak English?
they dont have to. our welfare system caters to a variety of languages, spanish being the language with the highest amount of support.
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>>536671404
All good
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Good night anons!
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>>536666633
hello brown people
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which one of your shitholes is decent enough to flee to once my shithole becomes too bad
how is peru? from playing dota i may be able to communicate with the local wildlife i think
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>>536677443
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>>536666633
Its urbex a thing in LATAM? theres this guy on yt named franko tv that explores cemeteries and abandoned villas in idk where the middle of nowhere in either Chile or Argentina, any spooky creatures from ur folklore?
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>>536677443
Fuck off nigger, we are full. Solve your shit and don't bring your problem with you
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>>536677707
Urban exploring? Not many things to see around in the urban sprawl beside just buildings and alleyways.
Heard it's done to some degree in mexico, chile and argentina, not really much here tho.
About spoopy folklore creatures? I guess most of the region has the usual regional spoopy stories about the brujas, la llorona, duendes, demon dogs, goat men, owl women and the usual stuff you see everywhere like ghost, demons, women in white robes in the middle of abandoned streets, headless ghosts, etc.
Would have to ask about specifics about each country's variation of the above but i believe most have pretty much variations of the above. Though I've heard the amazonian region have some weird shit going around because of the Amazon river.
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>>536672435
>bomb bolivia
what use is bombing some random mountains? has that gone well for the us?
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>>536666633
This now is a Colombian baddies posting thread now
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>>536680304
we can bomb it with the help of Brazil and Argentina, then we can share Bolivia between the three. It has some fertile lands on valleys and there are resources to mine and gas. we can even give a little piece to Chile so they can make a resort or some shit. No one will miss them, and after we bomb them, it will serve as a deterrent for Puno niggers, so they behave and stop acting like terrorist niggers.

Everybody wins, no one will miss them.
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Is this child considered “Black” in your country?

He is Dominican BTW.
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>>536680529
I got the queen of them all right here.
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>>536680578
>will overflood all future elections with low IQ Indios who will vote overwhelmingly left, turning Peru into a perpetual commie shithole
Why would you do this to yourself
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>>536671471
i never said china was the exact same as israel, nor did i even say i dislike china more than israel. i hate kikes plenty. i just said that no matter what side you pick it seems to come with an unavoidable contract with one of those two. here in latin america the left has been selling out to china and the right moreso to israel. i dont want the right to be shackled to israel, but it just happens to be that way, which is a problem.

but youre a mindbroken golem from the country that spread kikery far and wide throughout the world, so you overcompensate by frothing at the mouth when someone doesnt add a disclaimer to their post to spare your feelings.
you made an assumption and starting menstruating all over the thread about it.

either way hearing an american try to lecture anyone on sucking israeli cock is like hearing a prostitute talk about chastity. shut the fuck up

>>536671176
>European powers and the United States have long used financial pressure, military presence, and institutional influence to shape other countries’ decisions.
yea thats a basic truth of geopolitics, im not claiming that anyone who can get away with it doesnt do it. but china is flagrantly slimy and has violated argentine international waters several times with their fishing operations. china has been caught socially engineering the west (both the US/europe and latam) through malicious algorithms. people are too mentally unstable to realize you can have more than one bad guy, even if the jews are worse than the chinks. we shouldnt be FORCED to pick either one just because politicians on either side of the political spectrum seem to always align with one or the other.
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>>536666633
> Will LATAM ever build high speed rail
Don't Chile already has a High speed rail route?
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>>536680763
Simply we won't accept immigrants, we are not white people, so (((human rights))) don't apply. Bolivians can jump to the Atlantic or flood Paraguay.
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>>536680937
You sound like the typical dipshit fox news goy we have up here. There's plenty of people who aren't kike suckers, they've just been shut out of power steadily. Even so, the kikes had to be sneaky in subverting and stealing American resources. Whereas you goyim straight up sold them the uranium for their nuclear arsenal. Argentina is essentially the main reason Israel can do any of the shit it does and get away with it.

Argie nationalists are just hilarious to me. You lot are complete failures, total failures across decades and decades. And yet the kanging is near jeet levels.

https://foreignpolicy.com/2013/07/02/israels-secret-uranium-buy/
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This true brazil bros?
How economically viable is it?
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How retarded am i to want to move to paraguay. Buy cheap land and start farm there. Maybe 20 hectares

Is cheap but boring cunt
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>>536680635
I like more the typical Colombian slut
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>>536679713
yes, like exploring cemeteries, abandoned buildings, etc etc at night
>Though I've heard the amazonian region have some weird shit going around because of the Amazon river.
more on this plz?
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>>536666633
>COUNTRIES
> 33
Those digits... latin American is ran by freemasons!
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>>536681399
Idk what's the real deal of Paraguay.
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>>536667734
In Mexico now it's a well-known fact the jews wanted to bomb congress in 2001, back in my day i was considered a loonie for stating this but now friends inform me of that trivia tip while i call them out for being slaves.
I feel like a hipster, and i also feel bad for belittling them for finally putting the pieces together.
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>>536670966
Bong posh humor is a hard pass in Latin America, too dry and sarcastic.
>>536677707
>Its urbex a thing in LATAM?
Yeah it's called homelessness and skaterfags being bored, it's popular but not widely promoted or filmed because it is frowned upon, it's considered in the same vein as being a graffiti coon or a copper stealer.
>any spooky creatures from ur folklore?
Plenty, depends on the area but a common thing from Northern Mexico to Southern Argentina is the Weeping Lady and Rural Slenderman.
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>>536666633
Will miss this place and my mexican gf, but i want to go back to the balkans for a while, then maybe asia next year
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Panama is a US invention.

>>536672586
>Tejanos reporting in.
Tejano you mean, also pajeets are not welcome bro
>>536680607
He is black
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>>536681932
>Yeah it's called homelessness and skaterfags being bored, it's popular but not widely promoted or filmed because it is frowned upon, it's considered in the same vein as being a graffiti coon or a copper stealer.
like actual urbex, w paranormal equipment & gear
>Plenty, depends on the area but a common thing from Northern Mexico to Southern Argentina is the Weeping Lady and Rural Slenderman.
whats up w the weeping lady?
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>>536673675
I wonder if ..

https://youtu.be/wk-2h-HKM80?si=EPsZqYwWGvHDrJef
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I genuinely hope that everyone who voted for our current roastie in chief drops dead
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>>536666633
I think Latinas are cute and I'd like to marry one someday. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
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>>536666633
im a white guy with a good bit of money, im thinking of moving to floripa.

how are my kind treated there?
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>>536681704
>jews wanted to bomb congress in 2001
What interest did the jews have in Mexico back then? Was it merely a joint plan with the CIA, or was a major event occurring?
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>>536673675
>>536682345
i feel like i need to go with a reliable guy so we can watch each others backs colombia seems sketch af
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Alright
So a lot of eyes will focus on us, the Kaldoreis, the people of Teldrassil.
Now we do have a LatAm thread...
Kek
Keket even
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>>536681605
>t
why dont u ask me nigger
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>>536670966
From what an Argentine friend says, if were only really some very rural boomers that actually cared about the Top Gear stunt - the rest of the country was mostly apathetic to it.
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>>536666633

Muito gostosa, i want to visita Brazil macacos some day, Sao Paulo is the best!?
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>>536681399
honestly i dont get the difference between these places because everywhere seems basically the same. same goyslop, same holes, etc etc. like i dont get this one place is better than another
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>>536669381

Sexo, dame un besito
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>>536682993
Não.
São Paulo eh lixo na real.
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>>536682692
The most dangerous for an expat there are not the guys but the Colombian bitches themselves. The cute ones may also be pickpokets or something worse like gang members
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>>536682141
>like actual urbex
I think you are meaning something else, Urban Exploring does not encompass checking for ghosts and stuff, it's just trespassing and vandalizing abandoned places, at least here.
Going with gear to check for presence is just named ghost hunting (Cazafantasmas), it is a thing but those machines are expensive as hell so almost no one does it aside from filming random stuff with infrared cameras, the ones with them advanced magnet things do personal visits to haunted houses and get their money with that.
>whats up w the weeping lady?
"La Llorona", it's an almost universal event in which a presence vocalizes some wailing sounds and it is identified as a thin woman in dress, murdered or who died in an accident, in very grieving conditions. The thing lingers around in old parts of town or highways and wails at night, explanations are mystery cats like cougar hybrids which is a spooky creature itself, or crows mimicking human voices. Or a ghost materializing and grieving.
The stories that are tough as nails related to this are the multiple witnesses who give random women in the middle of nowhere a ride, they might or might not be local lloronas but those are more direct encounters. Truck drivers and taxi/uber dudes have plenty of stories of mystery hitchhikers, and then there's the counterpart, the mystery drivers, i myself experienced a mystery taxi driver encounter which was pretty interesting.
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>>536666709

Peru es clave, usuario y contraseña
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>>536672435
We should probably divide Bolivia.

>>536680607
In Chile, yes.

>>536680972
Somewhat slow, (160kmh) not quite HSR yet. But it's a good voyage and they had good pizza, and it was comfy and kino to see the countryside.
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>>536682484
You should do it. But forget decades of western propaganda that tried to erase traditional gender roles; do not hesitate to put them in their place at times, or they get bratty.
>I am not a white woman, chu' need to be the man and I need to be the woman, your white women all think they are the men, ew
Been with mine 4 years now. She can make me laugh until I have tears in my eyes, which is quite an achievement if I'm honest.
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>>536683570
>Women needs to be put in to place and unironically challange your dominance unconsciously from time to time

It's not even about latinas in this case
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>>536682545
>What interest did the jews have in Mexico back then?
Mutts wanted Mexico to join the military operations, so a false flag was planned but some hard boiled security guard caught two "former" IDF soldiers in the last security circle before the main hall. They got detained and the US ambassador got them out of the country very quickly before they got questioned.
Mexico was part of TIAR aka Rio Treaty, a defensive alliance among American countries, days before 11/9 our president, back then Vic Fox, said that the treaty needed to be reinforced according to latin needs. After 11/9 the US wanted countries to help, and after that congress stunt our president did a quite strong speech in which he called the treaty absolutely useless and told the US it was a passive viewer at the very best, citing the Guyanas and Belize still being euro and Argentina not being helped in their Falklands conflict in which the US implied sanctions if we helped them.

So the guy broke the treaty from our part and officially got out, later Dubya Bush had to travel often to Mexico to soften the guy. It's a shit treaty because the US always meddles and never does anything in favor when shit comes to push. Mexico was seen as a cannon fodder farm hence why the US wanted full support, they sent shitcanos and PMC mercs to deal with that anyways so we weren't really needed.
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>>536683156

I'm really into portuguese language know My favorite class is watching Polly petrova , she is My novinha
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LATAM General? Cool.
Lurking.
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>>536683804
es un idioma muy hijo de puta eso es cierto. yo creo que solo mandarin logra ser más ridiculo de complejo.
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>>536679713
>urban exploring
>Heard it's done to some degree in mexico
i couldnt think of anything more stupid and dangerous here
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>>536683804
Vos tiene que ir a Rio o bien al sur si le gusta más rubiasita o pelo negro con la piel bien blanca.

Son más puta y le gusta la verga.
La belleza en general es más igual entonces son más humilde.
São Paulo es una caca para farmear concha hermano.
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>>536681438
Heard they have some river monster creatures like big ass fish that will eat you whole (may actually be true), giant monster snakes (also could be true), some aquatic dinosaur (likely something of the above or another reptile mistaken), mermen that will drag you into the deep waters to their underwater towns and rape you there (likely river dolphins, which also enjoy rape) and others I don't remember right now. Brazilanon could probably tell you more. This is just what I heard but it seems their stuff actually makes some sense when you understand how absolutely massive both the amazon jungle and river are.
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>>536684375
Urban exploring seems to be generally stupid regardless of place. There are some good /x/ stories about urban exploring in russia in abandoned commie blocks, bases or abandoned metro stations (likely fake but the stories were nice regardless).
In any case, urban exploring seems to be an excuse to find crackdens to get ghe stuff for cheap.
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>>536684375
>Yankee comes to LatAm
>Goes in to the Slum because of Le Ghost Adventure.Inc
>Dies degolated, raped and burned among some car tires because he entered in some Slum
>REEEEEEEE Violent Mooonkeeeeeeyyss!!!

Kek.
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>>536680972
We may get one "soon™" tho it would be a 180-200km/h train. Don't know if that's highspeed but seems fast enough to move through the entire length of the country in just a few hours.
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>>536684411
Never seen it.
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>>536666633
i'm here for taco tuesday
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>>536684375
>i couldnt think of anything more stupid and dangerous here
I can, it's camping in lands that belong to cartels or hunting in their ranches.
Or taking pictures of US consulates and safehouses, they really hate that for some reason.

>>536684414
You skipped the most famous, the Mapinguari.
>giant monster snakes
There's plenty photos of 25+ feet pythons, perhaps someone who has only seen cobras and rattlesnakes will shit himself looking at that, likely brits who explored the Amazons for fun.
Venezuelan and Brazilian oil drillers tell tales of orbs stalking facilities deep inside the jungle.
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>>536681276
you are still a brainrotted faggot i see.
Too dysgenic to understand that I never defended kikes, never said I agree with anything my country has done to favor them. I just commented on the trend for right wing politicians to side with israel which is just an unfortunate reality.

you made a bunch of incorrect assumptions about me being an "argentinian nationalist" and started ranting about argie "kanging" when i never so much as implied any of that in my original post.

But youre incapable of higher order thought because an argentinian guy fucked your girlfriend or something so you just have to dump your emotions out. youre not talking to anyone, youre dealing with some kind of argie induced ptsd. let it out you mongrel, its all you can do
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>>536684738
Oh yea, the literal prehistoric mega sloth from the ice age movie that somehow survived in the amazons.
Also actually grounded in reality, could be, yes.
Had to check it out, i don't know them by name.
Never heard of the orbs tho. That doesn't seem to be grounded and sound spoopy or ayylmao
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>>536684738
>tales of orbs stalking facilities deep inside the jungle.
Based
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about to cave in and finally buy an onahole
what do we think lads? any experience importing nip shit?
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>>536684414
Scary ngl
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>>536685014
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>>536677443
Uruguay used to be the meme country that expats would go to when going through their rebellious "i hate my hometown" phase
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>>536684859
>Hey Yankee, deja de joder pelotudo(fuck you)
Unfathomable based
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>>536685140
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>>536685014
I have bought mine from Shopee China for quite a cheap price and it does a good job milking my dick.
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>>536684675
do you guys get proper breakfast burritos up there? A good one is fuggin delicious
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>>536684894
>That doesn't seem to be grounded
Might be the flare towers producing some kind of plasma shit that did end up following some workers, i've heard ex-PDVSA people mentioning the orbs when i was vacationing in Yucatan, seems it was a well-known thing among them as going to the amazons was seen as a punishment or for single men only.
>that somehow survived
Giant things inside the amazon are plausible, they have the biggest rats and snakes already.

>>536685104
It still is, people who do hard crime here and have the money go to Uruguay, it's calm and relatively cheap to settle down in a medium-sized city.
But lately they just cross the border and live illegally but it's a bit more expensive, lots of "deceased" cartel henchmen are just hanging around in Scottsdale and Tucson.
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>>536666633
Posting in a beaner thread
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>>536683570
Brattiness is fine, it usually comes from a place of flirtation and affection. Bitchiness I cannot take. I don't know what it is about them, but Latinas are the only girls that treat me like a human being. White women treat me like an emotional tampon, Asians like a walking ATM. Latinas actually seem to care about me; it must be a cultural thing.
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>>536685202
No way you have a picture of me mad
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>>536685240
I'm looking to buy a proper onahole, not some Temu-tier AIDS infested garbage. If it's not pure Yamato quality, it's not worth my while; go big or go home.
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>>536685450

Seriosly why americans feel insecure about latín américa achievements
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>>536685274
i wouldn't know. we got taco bell and mucho burrito. are those good?
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>>536685486
>My $899,00 pure cyberskin from J A P A N
Stop being such an otaku faggot.
Is the same shit basically.
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>>536685538
They cannot eat something without it being pre-approved by the jews and validated as cool, simple as.
Americans need validation, if beans are for great depression poorfag cowboys and mexicans they will not eat them because they are urbanites, if lard is for french rurals and mexicans they will not use it because it's for country pumpkins.
So on and so forth, they are city slickers, even the ones in rural areas.
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>>536685646

Lmao imaginé being canadian
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>>536685538
>Only Talks about Money
>Do evil stuff with everybody across the globe
>Fail. Miserably. Constantly.
>Look down and see a No Pro War continent where people are happy and have a soul having a good time
>Stay in your shithole!!!!@#@;!
What reasons do they would have?!
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>>536685335
Ball lightening. A studied but somehow still unrecorded rare meteorological event. Yeah could be this.
Also isn't the place with the most lightning storms located on the amazonian border of memezuela?
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>>536685722
i appreciate that you stayed in your part of north america. you're one of the good ones.
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>>536681524
Our (((liberators))) were all Freemasons. Turns out Spain were the good guys back then (not anymore, too feminist cucked for my taste, but alas same can be said about my own country these days).
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Holis
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Yo opino que opinar es importante
-31 minutos
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>>536685646
idk about mucho burrito but no, not really
make one at home with breakfast sausage, melted pepper jack and scrambled eggs in a fried tortilla. With some salsa on the side
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>>536685923

You don't deserve respect until beating pajeet ass
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>>536685976
Como sabes?
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Es mi opinion que se debe hacer un cohete latinoamericano, para satelites latinoamericanos, una estación espacial latinoamericana y un asentamiento latinoamericano en la luna
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>>536686118
Cállate pendejo
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>>536686176
Porque la agresividad?
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>>536686200
Ve a decir pendejadas a reddit
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>>536686118
ya tenés todo eso hermano
te felicito por ya obtener 86% of burguer land by just jumping walls and without firing a single bullet.
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>>536686260
El patio de mi casa es mas grande que tu país, si quieres salir de república bananera necesitas trabajar en equipo
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>>536686341
Feliz mes gei
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>>536685014
They are ok, just do research. Also clean it really well and use proper lube
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>>536683784
>attempt to kill the leaders of another country that has no relation to you whatsoever
>try to persuade them to become canon fodder in your wars
>never help them when they need it, even with the smallest problems
>"Oy vey! Why do they hate us?"
Also,
>they sent shitcanos and PMC mercs to deal with that anyways so we weren't really needed.
Why would they go to all that trouble if they already have their own, homegrown fodder? Congratulations to that security guard.
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se acuerdan de loquendo? joder que tiempos
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>>536686260

>Centroamerica y su complejo de inferioridad
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Algun otro congolombinito por aca
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>>536666633
Latin America is home to the best Mikus
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what are we gonna do when hezbollah takes control of latin america?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e8o5khDDB8
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>>536687129
Lmao
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>>536686118
eso nunca va a pasar hasta que los peruanos dejen de comer palomas
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>>536666633
we have a good LATAM thread here too: >>536686397
>>>536686397
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>>536685894
>Ball lightening
Perhaps but flare towers do not produce that, supposedly, but they do produce long-lingering sparks.
>A studied but somehow still unrecorded
It wasn't studied, some scientists saw it by accident when they checked some lighting hits on some specific mineral area.
They deny it exists even to this day, most scientists are quacks.
>Also isn't the place with the most lightning storms located on the amazonian border of memezuela?
It's literally in the other side of the country, in the lake near the Colombian border. I am surprised ex-colombians do not know their region

>>536685998
>not "t. Joe Pino"
You need more reruns

>>536686580
>Centroamerica y su complejo de inferioridad
Yeah, chilangos and wajaquitas really are sad "people"
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>>536666633
Delicious chocolate girl
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bumping to help ruin the site
the white race will go extinct
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>>536673675
Porfa come I will slip you burundanga and then take all your shit including your ass



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