If you had to spend the rest of your life in Appalachia, or Serbia, which would you pick and why?
appalachia because it has less history, fewer humans walking all over it and ruining it
>>536679633Why the fuck is this even a question? Who would pick Serbia over the glory of Appalachia?
>>536679633If I'm already rich (over 5m NW) then Serbia. If I need to work to survive then the Appalachia because it would open me up to any remote job in the USA.
Appalachia at least the people speak the same language and I probably won't get stabbed by a gypsy
>>536679633It's spelled Siberia retard
>>536679633Serbia, is oddly based BUT I'd rather keep my guns and "freedoms".
>>536679744I would. Fuck you honkys
>>536679696>>536679744>>536679744>>536679854Reminder: we own you and there is nothing you can do about it
Similar Pros:Serbs hate homos, so do Hillbilly's.Serbs like to get drunk, so do Hillbilly's.Lots of wild poon running around both places.Hillbillies all have guns, which is a plus, but most Serbs probably have one or two stashed plus some grenades here and there, so +1 for the Serbs.Hillbilly's speak a version of English so +1 to them.Hard choice, no doubt about it.
I already live somewhere similar.
>>536679633is this even a fucking question? lol>>536679744anon beat me to it
>>536679744Someone who enjoys kebabs and good company.
>>536680133i dont think appalachia has 6 gorillion jeets hate to break it to you. at least when i was there it didnt (north carolina)
>>536680220This.We don't have the jeets here. Only thing shitting in the woods are the bears, and Ricky's little brother, Cletus.
>>536679633I live in Donald West Virginia and I pan for gold for a living. I am a free man. Serbians are not free people
>>536679633Serbia.So I can secretly help the Serbs Ethnically Cleanse their lands of Muslims.
Serbia. Nicer houses, thinner women.
>>536679633At this point I’d opt for Serbia. Who wouldn’t?
>>536679633Serbia, no fucking way would i live in Americas poop bucket
>>536680057Yeah but Serbian towns and communities are far less exposed to the corrupting and decaying influences of Globohomo though. A Serbian guy can probably easily get a job as a Serbian there. White dudes here in the U.S. no way. Plus their communities don’t have all the opioids pushed to them, forced diversification of communities deemed undesirables, the list goes on.
>>536680331are there any based satan worshipping hillbillies performing human sacrifices in the woods?
>>536679633between this and the other thread, it's clear you are considering moving there
In Kosovo
>>536679633Serbia. They have burek. Appalachia has… dollar general, meth, mongoloid Trump supporters, is economically depressed beyond repair, is a humid shithole, etc etc etc.
>>536679633Bears, Wolf packs, Mountain Lions, snakes, and other such things, keeps niggers out of Appalachia-- Paradise.
>>536680678Because Kosovo is Serbia ;)
>>536679633rent is over $2000 in appalachia
>>536679633>>536679633Higher chance of getting robbed, raped, and killed over subhuman beef in Serbia than in Appalachia. Anybody smart enough would pick Appalachia over serboons
>>536679633Serbia, always wondered how life is in former communist country.
>>536679633I don't think you'd blend in appalachia at all, you'd get robbed and killed by some pillheads for talking weird
>>536680678>>536680715If serboons had Kosovo back, which they stole initially anyway, Kosovo would be polluted just like it was during Serb rule.
>>536680751jeez that's pretty steep
>>536679633ALMOST HEAVEN
>>536679633for me it's appalachia but serbia has a further PTN (proximity to niggers) which is a definitely plus
Appalachia because I already live in America.
Appalachia because they speak English there
>>536679633I already live in the former.
>>536679633WTF is this shitting up a beautiful mountain ridge?
>>536679633I already got the banjo, let's go
Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia have lot of IT companies
>>536681195condos I guess, there's lots of houses on the rim of the gorge too
>>536679744Me. Purely because i refuse to use the imperial system, because my career requires a lot of measuring and im not switching this far into life.
>>536681195rich fags that i wish nothing but horrific landslide death to
