Why has /pol/ not started heightmaxxing?
What a chad
Would be hilarious to trip these people.
We live in fake and gay times
Good idea
I'm 5'7 in a land full of giants, and I've fucked around 70 women.Y'all niggas ghey
>>536688212His legs would snap in half bro. Im 6’5 I wish I could donate some height to the short kings :(
>>536687891Just another form of trannyism. These leg lengthening goofs never post the wives/gf they got after doing it.
These guys can't run, can't squat, can't pick a girl up and fuck them. And their short baby arms give them away
watching my fellow manlets spend their life savings and physically crippling themselves is fascinating. its like an updated form of trannyism
rays fans are crazy
It occurs to me that in our lifetimes there's probably going to be a viral video of a zoomer going around and crossing guys up in public to literally break their ankles and reveal this kind of vanity surgery and I can't wait.
>>536688226
Im 5 9 and about to fuck my big titted goth wife
>>536687891Already looked fine before, and the leg lengthening looks uncanny, and like he can't even walk properly.
>>536688363>It occurs to me that in our lifetimes there's probably going to be a viral video of a zoomer going around and crossing guys up in public to literally break their ankles and reveal this kind of vanity surgery and I can't wait.>just got home from muai thai tournament in thailand>see this thread>immediate thought is that I want to go out and start snapping these cunts legs for a laugh
>>536688418he cant walk properly, that nigga crippled himself over manlet memes. this is the fruit of our work.
>>536687891top cringe
and lastly, its all based on deception. manlet pays to cripple his legs for leg lengthening, to get a gf, and ultimately spread his genes which are still manlet coded.all this to trick some foid into thinking he is naturally tall. a sad but also hilarious state of affairs from my fellow manlets.t. short king
>>536688344>watching my fellow manlets spend their life savings and physically crippling themselves is fascinating. its like an updated form of trannyism
>>536688695a golden oldie. comon little buddy, lets go. lets get you cooled off
>>536687891because im 5'11 and king of the manlets
>>536688695Typical pol users
>>536687891I'm not cutting my feet off only for stacy to still reject me.
>>536687891I enjoy being 5'5
Bunch of desperate fools.Short kangz are always brutally insecure about their height. Dude, buying huge shoes and huge watches only make you look smaller ffs.Still better than doing this surgery shit, it's probably not very dependable lol
>>536688681if you think about it, leg lengtheners are rapists by deception. they are advertising tall genes (highly desired) by faking their height with steel rods inserted into their legs (women cant check inside your bones) to procreate their manlet genes
>>536687891I’m just above average height but if I were a 5’1 manlet with puny muscle tone I’d choose that over being an insecure surgically altered dork with brittle twigs for legs and T-Rex arms.
>>536688899Lucky. I'm 6'3 and god cursed me with a fetish for underboob. Wanna trade places?
>>536687891This is how I feel about people that have laser hair removal.
>>536687891I'm 6'2, just wondering what being 7' would be like. I never played college sports, would I still have sports eligibility? I'm 26 so I guess with healing I could only play after another year.
>>536687906LMAOOOOOOO why did he not stop? His torso is too small wtf.
>>536688785I thought 5'8 was king of the manlets, are you telling me height inflation is so bad I lost my title as well
>>536687891I am genuinely considering getting this surgery.
>>536688695Poor guy. Women are truly evil. Height matters next to nothing but a dumb that will think it does. Then she wonders why she was thrown off the balcony and her kids left her and there step father in fear. Never give women's rights, end of story.
>>536689224Its as stupid and gross as a sex change. Stop being crazy.
>>536689331embarassing post
>>536689224enjoy your tiny arms
>>536687891that's too pathetic for my taste. I'd do a lot but cut off my fucking leg bones? I'd rather die a sexless manlet.
I have to import XS Asian brands to get clothes that fit me. Get on my level.
>>536687891>BRO JUST GET COSMETIC SURGERY LIKE AN UNHINGED TROON OR WHORE WITH MONEY
>>536688265teach us bitchless niggas some tricks, yo.
>>536687891That's a lot of height, god dammit. Guy became the king of lanklets instantly.
>>536688399such big talk! prove it fag
>>536689649just be yourself b
>>536687906endgame
>>536689649not that anon but when im iin public and see a small space or crevice that tall guys wouldnt be able to fit inside, I say "wow i wonder whats in here" loudly and squeeze in
>>536687891remember, guys, when women do it like with fake tits, botox, ozempic, make-up, high heels, push up bras, liposuction, freezing procedures, it's acceptable. when men do it, it's wrong because we're supposed to stay single or something or other
>>536689977you're really stooping to that level? embarassing, genuinely so
>>5366878915'9" here (175cm), this is ridiculous. What they do (if I recall correctly) is they cut out part of your tibia, vertically split it in half and those two halves are then put back in their place on top of eachother. This has no chance of healing correctly, it is also very brittle and could easily be ruptured from putting pressure on it like running, crouching or carrying something heavy. I rather take another 10cm off my height than suffer like this for the rest of my life.
>>536688695That was funny, I havent seen that one yet, hahahah you know, desu the problem is the man that cares about this shit, honestly, it does not matter at all, you may not get all the pussy a 6ft chad will get over the span of a lifetime, but unless you are completely fucking mentally crippled, you are probably still going to get some one... I mean, I've had my fair share of nice pussy and I'm only 5'7...
>>536687891>>536687906>>536688308>>536688344This is why fuckbots and robotic GFs cannot come sooner. Young guys are literally desperate and perform harmful permanently-scarring surgery just to havs a chance at getting laid. The supply-demand of young women is just fundamentally broken. Civilization will not move forward until it solves this.
>>536688336I have monkey arms and can pick up girls. I think this would help, but then I’d feel like glass.Uhh. I know I know. It’s just that I’m not gonna get it (the leg lengthening surgery) HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>536687906Good God he looks retarded
>>536688695The 2nd one is new for me. That jewlet talked a lot of shit about leaving his brunch there but just couldn’t ahahahahahahah
>>536690217Every time he bends over to pickup something off the ground he will be like a t-rex
>>536690125>civilization will not move forward until it solves thisthat means legalizing and heavily regulating prostitution
>>536688569This sounds funny but I'm suffering from new onset early osteoporosis diagnosed by CT scan.I think it's diet? I should drink more milk but muay Thai guys would break my legs easily and I'm short
>>536687906Jack Hanma levels of body dysphoria.
>>536690304Nope. Prostitution is a few pimps profiting from renting you used up women. The inherent value of women remains sky high. She isn't yours, you're just short term renting. On the other hand, a robot slut would be yours and you could have as many as you want (just like you could easily afford a dishwasher or car).
>>536689224Do the vertebrae/neck surgery. They put rubber spacers between your vertebrae and you can max another 1.5" inches.
>>536687906He's still a manlet. Anything under 7'-0" is sad.
>>536687891>>536687906Because you're kneecaps will explode the moment you jump or fall.
>>536687891>>536687906its funny they wear basketball/gym othes because theyll never be able to play sports after that surgery.im 6'1 so i dont have any desire to mutilate my body like a tranny.
>>536687906>the tiny arms
>>536688344>like trannyismExactly my thought, as in, looking at it I'm glad I'm not him
>>536689091hell yes I want to be a muscular tall MMA fighter and dominate women. I'm 5'7
>>536689026This but unironically. It's dysgenic.All cosmetic surgery should be illegal unless it's being done to repair damage from an injury.
>>536688695Poor guy. He wasn't wrong & was definitely telling the truth. He just wanted brunch but the roasties there were being disrespectful.
>>536687891>>536687906>can't run>can't jump>can't lift anything heavyAmazing.Imagine breaking your fucking legs in the hopes of getting a crumb of pussy, these guys are worse than actual incels.
>>536691498i wasnt being ironic. you cant just try and claim credit for my post by insinuating it was made ironically.
>>536689224You'll end up in a wheelchair for life if you do.
>>536688695I still quote this dude irl to this day
>>536689817kek
>>536691666This but unironically. I fucking hate it when people do that. Also checked.
>>536689649be handsome and funny
>>536690320>I think it's diet? I should drink more milkYou probably need sun more than anything mate, without vitamin D your bones won't absorb any calcium. But obviously ensure you are getting enough calcium, milk etc as it'll improve your bone mineralization and density and you need protein to rebuild your bone matrix as well, so turkey, chicken, eggs, salmon, cheese, yoghurt, lentils etc are a good bet and start doing some light exercise and be consistent. >but muay Thai guys would break my legsIf you're lucky and don't end up with a third eye first kek
>>536692060what then? there are no women in my daily-to-day life. how do you meet them?
>just break your legs broHow much time do we have until we reach vidrel?
>>536690015>>536691023all of this sounds like fucking body horror
>>536687891>>536687906one has to be exrta retard to do something like that + some midget like toe bogan smashes him somewhere in a cool club for tall chads = life long dpression
>>536687891Has anyone found out what happens when these guys get older and all the cartilage and bursae go away?
>>536692042stoppit
>>536687891Vanity and insecurity. I’m 5’4 (got mad game and an attractive face atleast) and I’ve always had “luck” with women. Making yourself taller but less functional as a man is just stupid. Like foids getting their tits done. Being a man is more than being tall frens. As long as you can make women feel safe with your aura then looks don’t matter as much (to good women, foids will always want more. There’s always someone taller, makes more money and has better dick game in the head of a foid)Stop being a slave to your insecurities, become dangerous, but controlled and balanced and you will find a wife worth the trouble.
>>536687891this isn't as horrific as transsexual reassignment surgery, but it's definitely getting closer
>>536691666This but ironically
>>536687891>Why has /pol/ not started heightmaxxing?It's pure cope. There is no lengthening surgery for manlet genes.
>>536687891my bf says my short stature is a plus + I like not walking with crutches or feeling constant pain in my legs.
Im 6'4 already. Gonna break my legs so I can be 7 feet thanks
>>536692128aren't zoomers already there? I thought that was the joke.
>>536691667where do you get that from? it has like 99% recovery rate
I'm smol and have had sex with attractive girls. Maybe i'm handsome or something.
>>536687891doo still wearing lifts
>>536687891>idiots will unironically cut of their legs and hit themselves with hammers to get laidFucking hilarious. /fit/ won and there's no denying it.
Must be some sort of skill issue. I'm 6'6.
>>536692128Is there audio for this?
>>536692128Kek, this stupid shit is what AI was made for.
>>536687906Better than going in the direction where you cut your dick off, but it's still better to just accept yourself as is.
>>536693348https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-q8kFEJBRFY
The people going for more than 4 inches probably have long term problems I'd imagine but what if you do like 2 inches only? I'd love to be 6'2. Throw in some boots with insoles and I will be 6'4. Enough to mog most other men.
>>536688620>this is the fruit of our workAnd I will NOT apologize.
>>536693575>bri'ish accentWhat a letdown! Thanks though.
>>536689623Think of the poor doctors who are getting replaced by 90's era expert systems.
>>536687891being tall is retarded
>>536687891>>536687906How do the guys doing this not care about the social implications? Unironically doing legthening surgery would immediately make you a joke in the eyes of everyone you know, and everyone would consider you the biggest loser on the planet
>walks awkwardly like a toddler>unnaturally long legs on too-short torso with little t-rex arms gives him away immediately >can never run, lift, or generally move in certain ways again Of all the manlet copes this one is the most pathetic because it does actual permanent physical damage to their body and decreased overall qol.
>>536692116I frequented sex clubs and fetish websites. Ez lay if xou can stomach degenerates
