>>536702933They ride the juggernaut to jeetdom (victory)
>>536703048They spin their way to Jeethalla?
>>536702933They have no spatial awareness. When they see a train coming from afar it appears as though it is as wide as the track it is running on. They believe that it would stay the same width when it reaches where they are
I asked about this a few times. It's some kind of trend that started off with films apparently. But they are morons and keep getting killed.
>>536704022Izzat farming & belief in reincarnation Also retardation
>>536703143is he ok?
>>536702933
>>536702933The problem I have with these videos is the videos themselves have an inverse survivorship bias. I don't think I've ever seen a video of a jeet pulling one off.
>>536702933Why can't Timmy's evade daggers?
>>536702933Because he not wearing a radiation suit, hypothetically.
>>536702933Trains are really fast.
2 every hour is rookie number, we aim for 3 this year
They don't understand that the train is wider than the track. Their brains are very simple and underdeveloped compared to White brains.
murdertrain a'comin' blues
>>536705338Jeet-a-geddon
>>536705436Prehaps because the dagger's intended target is Timmy? Ergo; the chance of evasion is substantially smaller given there is an active intent to put the dagger in Timmy.Meanwhile, a train follows a pre-fixed path and is not intendeding to collide with Rakshit. The chance of evasion for Rakshit Sukpoop is almost 100%, he just needs to not stand in the path of a multi-ton steel object.This is quite obvious to anyone above 79 IQ. So unfathomable to a jeet.
>>536705795*saarmageddonFTFY
>>536705299yes
>>536705828Jeets are like some sort of insect that has no concern for it's own well-being because it doesn't need to, because there are so many of them, only the concern of the hive matters.
>>536702933thats 100% not real
tbf americans cant figure out trains in the first place, they dont even have them. its school shootings for them primarily
>>536705896>>536705803why do they do this? it cant be random accidents?why do they walk by the trains.why do they actively get in the way.it has to be some tradition of sorts.also, did anyone survive this?
>>536703900>They have no spatial awarenessTyping this from your 4x4 karachi slum poopdul? How much is ISPR paying you?
>>536706086Juggernaut theoryor>>536703900
>>536705950school shootings at least have some kind of causality, someone got pissed and wanted revenge. why are there more videos of indians standing in front of trains than there are atoms in the universe?
I can watch them die and I feel nothing.There's 2 billion of them, so whatever.Quantity vs. Quality.If it were Norwegian people or Japanese dying it would be sad because they're fewer and are of higher quality.
>>536702933New content
>>536702933New content>new content
>>536702933New content;
>>536704022Let me drop the brief of some esoteric jeet knowledge on you since you brought it up. Indians love train movies. They consume them like crack and Bollywood keeps churning them out nonstop. In jeet lore trains equal opportunities for jobs, sex, and adventure in distant lands. As much is reflected in their movies as well; common tropes include the protagonist and the love interest falling for each other while running away from home, the high stakes fight scene on the roof of the carriage, and the dance sequence on the platform or the railway tracks. Jeets irl try to live out these fantasies, as you might have seen in videos of them jerking off in the female carriage, getting zapped by overhead wires, or mulched because they were standing too close to the track, respectively.
>>536706758I don't get it
>>536706853Does anyone have an example of what the train video they're copying is supposed to look like? It's just gonna be a train zooming behind them?
>>536706895The normal guy tells him y to stop watching hardcore porn on the bus. Youre probably Indian so you think watching hardcore porn in public is normal
>>536706853>>536702933New content ??
>>536702933someone post the juggernaut pasta, indians are obsessed with huge moving objects that can kill them
>>536705941>t. coping jeet
>>536706994There are too many movies to scour to find the exact scene. But I would imagine it would involve the protagonist walking along the track nonchalantly, not caring about the approaching train behind him, which misses him by inches. All because he found out the girl he loved is betrothed to marry someone else
>>536707329How was I supposed to know he was watching porn
The urge to be "cool" (cringe) is too strong.
>>536706423not really, theres more videos of school shootings than indians getting hit by trains. by all means, post more, but ive seen all these.
>>536702933How the fuck are you going to outrun a train? They're too fast, genius.
>>536702933Because deep down, they want to die. The Indian species evolved to tolerate and even thrive in conditions that would drive a human to suicide. But vestigial fragments of humanity sometimes surface. And to exist in such horror the only valid response is suicide. And modern technology makes suicide so easy, easy enough that these residual fragments can assert enough control to end the suffering.
>>536702933>Why can't Indians evade trains?They're just not very good at itThey need to train more
>>536702933This makes the unathletic jeetard spaz seethe, infinitely
>>536705896I love how he really thinks the train is going to slow/stop for him by waiving at it. Kek
>>536702933because theyre fucking stupid scamming pieces of shit
>>536706853Did Wes Anderson secretly cause this with Darjeeling Limited and low-key kill tens of thousands of jeets
>>536708222>because theyre fucking stupid scamming pieces of shitThose digits suggest they can't scam the tram
>>536708180so youre saying its just a skill issue?
>>536705299He was a little dizzy, but yes.
>>536702933I hope all jeets die.
Lack of sense of danger and education
>>536708652>so youre saying its just a skill issue?skill/talentThey are just so shockingly unathletic (in all ways) . Complete lack of proper reaction time, any spacial awareness and kinetic reasoning, in addition to being slow and weak and spasticIt is really uncanny
These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves under trains willingly
>>536708759>I hope all jeets die.
>>536702933The guy at the 6 second mark just straight up committed suicide. There is no fucking way he thought he was going to cross the tracks before the train got to him, and unless he was being chased by a tiger or something there wasn't even a reason to try. At least the most of the rest of these can be blamed on looking the wrong way and being complacent or misjudging the clearance, but he had 100% of the information he needed to know that this was going to kill him and he just kept going.
>>536707817I saw where this video was going and I had to close it before it got there, thats just genuinely upsetting the dog did nothing fucking wrong.
>>536703900honestly indians are so fucking retarded that this could well be true
>>536703143All that guy with the briefcase had to do was pull him out if he actually gave a shit. Pajeets are not fucking human
>>536702933Its a bigger meme that chinese on escelators.
>>536712753>get yanked down with him just in time for the trainSuitcase man is the rare jeet with survival instincts.
>>536703900>>536711753kek eeew a paki
>>536712753Average male jeets are weaker than the average white woman, pretty sure he's already aware of the limits of his physical ability
>>536707817seeing that happen to a dog is much more upsetting than seeing it happen to a jeet
>>536707906objectively false ganagdeep, keep coping though
Probably tangential suicide attempts.
>>536712753>try to save some stupid retard that willingly put himself in a darwin award situation, that will surely end wellThe west is currently engaged in suicide by altruism thanks to utter imbeciles like you. Fucking moron.
>>536702933ggg
