I'm going to the beach in Italy next week. How can I protect myself from a great white shark attack?
>>536703113he cute
ITS A RUSSIAN SPY DRONE
>>536703113i heard if you cover yourself in chum it camouflages youif it still approaches flop around wildly to scare it away
>>536703113Don't go in the water, duh
Great White you should be fine. A tiger shark is a different story.
>>536703113Many great white attacks are mistaken for (shit)bull sharks
>>536703113what the fuck is a "ghost diver"???
>>536703113>How can I protect myself from a great white shark attack?You'd be extremely lucky to even see one if you tried to find one every day for years.
>>536703113
Is the Diver a ghost because the shark ate him?
>>536703113>How can I protect myself from a great white shark attack?lost of paprika in your shorts, it makes them sneeze
They're not that scary
>>536703113Ofcourse they are there.....it is their mating and breeding area this time of year. Good for swimmers there those sharks are now more interest in about fucking than eating.
>>536703214>Don't go in the water, duhit will be over 100F, he will die without a swim
There has always been great white sharks in the mediterranean what is that retarded article
>>536703734scary
>>536703919Get a hotel with a pool
>>536703113holy shit! ghosts are real?
>>536703113Is he helping us with stopping the invaders or not?
The god of white people, show some respect to your god white people.
>>536703734>go in the ocean>see a shark>hOw CoUlD tHiS hApPeN!!!
>>536703113Sharks aren't real
>>536704113Naah...niggers can safely swim to Europe. The sharks have something else in mind.See >>536703901
>>536703226Big white fins typed this post
>>536703734His wet suit turned into a brown suit
>>536704113>without lionfish the reef wont survive
>>536704113Orcas are our only ally bro. Great whites are basically massive shitlibs.
>>536703734Surfacing seems like the worst thing you could possibly do in that situation.
>>536703251Apparently volunteers that go looking for lost nets to bring up, so they don't choke wildlife
>>536703113Swim with seals at dusk on a rising tide
>>536703251Divers that remove lost fishing nets and shit like that
>>536703113If he wants to get you he is going to get you, there is no defense.
what's a ghost diver
>great whiteWe have to stop this white supremist shark.
>>536703113You hyave nothing to fear from us shark bros my lunc..i mean friend. We are kkind and good natured and like fun and cool things so come hand with us! We would love to eaxxx...meastxxx...meatxxx...just come.
>>536704592To be fair he's warning the others>>536704818>vanilla morrowind
You will need to power wash your vagina
studies show that you're 3000x more likely to be attacked by a black neon tetra than a white shark
>>536704592He's freediving so he kinda had to.
>>536703113Don’t swim the early morning or late afternoon/dusk and definitely do not swim at night. Avoid beaches with a lot of seals or sea lions in/around them. Don’t be a black person.
>>536704253Jokes aside, tiger sharks genuinely go after humans. I think bull sharks also swim into fresh water and have a lot of attacks on humans, though I can't recall if I'm getting the two mixed up in what they do.
>>536705059Wtf? Is that a nigger shark?
>>536703226Yeah tiger sharks are the pitbull of the ocean. I live in florida somebody gets bit at least once a year here
>>536704818>There is no defenseSpear gun to the mouth works surprisingly well.
>>536703113do you guiize know how to swim?stay close to the shore and you'll be fine
>>536703113The biggest white shark ever found was near Malta
>>536705236Correct. While Tiger sharks can move into brackish water, they can't deal with fresh water like Bullsharks.Bullsharks are more dangerous since they can move into areas where more humans swim. They hunt in low visibility waters like murky rivers. Most sharks don't actually want to eat humans though, they mostly just mistake us for other prey animals like seals.
>>536703204This. Also bleeding makes it disgusted so make sure to prick your finger so it smells the blood.
>>536705238Yeah they can smell your wallet from miles away.
>>536705520>Most sharks don't actually want to eat humans though, they mostly just mistake us for other prey animals like seals.Not true, they go back for seconds and thirds often. Pro shark tards just spread nonsense like that.
>>536705800Aren't most Great White attacks a single bite and then the shark swims away?
>>536705937That's a hunting technique. They let prey bleed out before coming back. The whole notion that you aren't on the menu is nonsense.
>>536703734The problem with sharks isn't their inner sharkness or their danger.It's that diving suits are black like niggers.
How do we train the Great Whites to attack migrant flotillas?
>>536706161> The whole notion that you aren't on the menu is nonsense.Are there statistics that show people are randomly disappearing into the ocean without any readily available cause of death or something that can be attributed to great whites killing them?
>>536706161They snack, but they never fonish their dinner
>>536706480A body in the ocean for a few days is going to get nibbled on by something. Probably baitfish.
>>536705059No fucking way. That's terrifying
>>536706480If you disappear in the ocean and your body isn't recovered it's assumed you drowned. If at least 1% of those assumed drownings were shark attacks that would double the number of attacks for most regions. It's not some epidemic but the numbers are more than likely higher than official statistics. Then you also have to account for areas with little to no reporting infrastructure.
>>536703113Don't swim with fried chicken
>>536705059Shark is telling him to stop fishing.
>>536703113White pride world wide
>>536706401Shoot them and have them bleed into the water. But it's better to have them stripped naked first, so their clothing/gear doesn't pollute the ocean and hurt shark's stomach.
>>536704650lol
>>536707181I clicked that just to downvote. Nobody cares about your want to be social media career being a social media commentator. Get Chummed.
>>536703145SHE, you homoAll fishes are SHE
>>536704442he subverts the shark kingdom, just like picrel subverts the monkey kingdom
>>536703113Hope he does his job over there.
>>536708245And you myslim demons subvert peace and quietness of the nature , 4 amkys
>>536703251>what the fuck is a "ghost diver"???
>>536703113They don’t come to the shallows because the water is too warm and can cause them harm, but for you they might make an exception.
>>536703195They've had spy dolphins for decades
>>536703113>How can I protect myself from a great white shark attack?
>>536707025That’s if you float, crabs and slime eels will clean your bones in less than two days if you sink. The most deadly fish to allow in your tank is the jew fish.
>>536703113good hope he eats some nigger refugees
>>536703113a ghost diver?
>>536708835spoopin'
>>536703113We should train it to attack and kill all illegal immigrants
Mother Earth is creating a Spirit Bomb of negativity like white blood cells or antibodies directed at the Sub-human Cancer. That's why even animals are going full Avatar and attacking their boats and villages. When you see these fucking savage's assault Elephant's, don't you just want to help the Elephant's and Gun or Spear Down those fucking Abo niggers? Dose it fill you with rage when they unload shit and waste directly into water ways? For those of us who's beliefs lean towards Earth being an organism; would this not be How it would defend itself? Our "hate" is >Her< telling us to be Antibodies, to stop the Cancer. Because if we don't, everywhere will be like India. They will not change or evolve. They are both a spiritual and evolutionary dead end, this is >The Great Filter. If we don't stop them we're all cooked, everywhere will look like India and the elite's will have their perfect Goy's to prop up this pedophile-Jewish-Ponzi-scheme System. All we have to do is say no. NO, Hinduism belongs in India and nowhere else; what happens if we leave Hinduism in India; 70% of India dies in 100 years because of water pollution. If we let these Indians spread; look at fucking Canada.It's time to listen to your mother hippies, this was for the lefties here who are real tree huggers. You try so hard to be inclusive, think we're all equal and you suck nigger cock ect ect. Yet when it comes to hating jeets it flows like a spiritual and evolutionary message from your Mother because it is>YEET the JEETThis is also the easiest activism you'll ever have to do. Just say NO.NO, you are not entitled to leave India just to shit up the world and turn everything into a garbage heep where everyone is a Slave. The funny part is, they will not change. Even after we as a species are setting aside our difference's to discuss this crisis even going as far as Genocide. They will still cope it's all Paki's, "we rape your women, India-supa-pwar". >We hear you mom.
>>536703113Employ a Chumboy. Find an Indian whelp, coat him in fish blood and guts, and have him go for a lengthy swim on a beach 5 miles away from your intended vacation spot while you enjoy your time at the beach.
>>536703251Also known as sharkbait, ie already dead
>>536703113Digits and the Mediterranean Orca pods teach him a few neat tricks.
>>536704349Thanks jeet
>>536704592Anon that is where the air is located
>>536703113>I'm going to the beach in Italy next week. How can I protect myself from a great white shark attack?Simply don't behave or dress like the shitposters (dolphins) or niggers (seals) of the sea. So lay off the surfing and black wetsuits if they're around and piss yourself a bunch whilst you're in the water, sharks have a great sense of smell and they won't bother you if you're drenched in piss.t.unironically swim in the open ocean with great whites daily
>>536703113Splash around a lot and act like a seal. Great White sharks are afraid of seals.
>>536705236Bull sharks make up by far the largest number of attacks on humans, yes. They are very aggressive and can live in brackish water. Great whites are way less likely to attack a human and when they do it's usually just a single test bite and then they stop. But, keep in mind that a great white bite is typically a lot worse than a tiger or bull bite because they're like twice the size.
>>536717787>t.unironically swim in the open ocean with great whites dailyI accidentally did that once. We were 100 miles out at sea (North Atlantic, July 1985, water smooth as glass) and had swim call. A few minutes after we climbed back on board, we saw a huge fin cutting the water about 50 yards away. It circled us closer and closer until it was about 50 feet away from us. It was a Great White shark that looked to be about 15 feet long. It circled us for about a minute or so and then swam off.
>>536717910Based death creator
>>536714713What tricks, NPCSHARK FINNING is an illegal worldwide megacrime which is boosting for decadesKIKES don't want to ban that. Its a big market. They got NATGEO make a fake ass documentary to spread lie about Orcas killing SHARKSNow, they are hunting sharks globally calling ORCAS might have killed themITS A HOLOCAUST OF SHARKS going thereFact : GREAT WHITES rule the oceans. MEGALODONS , GIANT SQUIDS , KRAKEN still exists.There is real world ATLANTIS in PACIFIC underside. You know nothing about reality KIKE lies are in every fieldA GREAT WHITE SHARK is a peaceful hunter, like TIGERSOrcas are WOLVES of oceans in pack of 3-130Both stay out of each other, even in packs because one single bite from SHARKS are FATAL to full sized OrcaKIKE MEDIAS have hidden many facts from NPCs
