Where my frens at?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMdOgsIPFxk
Getting caught up rn
>>536707118TYBmornin frensfirst guy was some shucker and jiver who was lucky to get six months work release to pay off his fees.
Upper right snorlax is breathing like she just ran a 5k.
I was trying to bake but the captcha got meThank you goowops!This guy can't respond to live questions but can read his Shawshank per-prepared scriptI CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M A CHANGED MAN
thank you baker!
>>536707359he was definitely a NYerThat "fiance" he claims was sucking down that vape like her life depended on it
if thinking for a change has such a massive impact on these niggers maybe they should have it in school instead of diversity class or football>O LAWD MUH BAYBUH LAWD IS NOT MY FAWT LAWD
TYB. Good morning /lpbg/ always a pleasure. Hoping for some quality contestants today.
>>536707542that bitch was shaped like a fucking circle
TYBFirst case was boring. Seems this one is, as well.
>>536707593>if thinking for a change has such a massive impact on these niggers maybe they should have it in school instead of diversity class or footballFor sure. And bring back corporal punishment.
Kerry wins another one
TYB you faggots
>>536707359it's 'fleur de lys' btw
Good evening fine gentlemen, how are we?>Robe on>/lpbg/ on my phone>Stream on my 85" TV>Glass of scotch>Classical music playing (https://youtu.be/zuHQgmoSKGs)It's a comfy life.
>>536709006sounds swell, Bruce>sitting in my jammies>working from home>got pork marinating for some tacos l8r>might grill a burger for lunchCan't complain one iota
Intermission:I stole this from a humor thread yesterday and I can't stop laughing
>>536709006>>536709124very nice
>>536709006>>536709124I had to deal with actual humans today by going into the office. Can always entertain myself by watching the homeless in the underpass across from my office. Like this enterprising young engineer.
did he just say he was on duck dynasty?
Okay, we get it, lady. STFU
>If they had gotten me alone, they would have taken me to get more money from the bankDoes she not realize if they got her alone she would be rotting in a shallow ditch filled in all holes?
Where are the original guys who shared the lpbg at?
>>536709481I heard that too. Must have been one interesting episode...
holy shit even chuck voted to deny
>>536710335I've been here since season 1 started airing. If you're talking about the original Board members, they've all retired or moved on. Except Pete and Sheryl.
first 72 cutie is back and she brought her nog friends
Would inseminate Sophie.
>>536711248She kind of reminds me of Sneedigar. There was one anon here who really liked her.
i wonder if sophie and kerry do this full time and if so, does it actually require 40 hours a week or more? or do they collect a few hundred grand in tax payer dollars for their "non profits" and then fob off all the actual work on useless idiot volunteers and just show up for these zoom calls?
>New Yorkers move in>Towers begin to fallCoincidence??
>>536711645SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIITTTT
>>536711739>That image
This guy is giving me "I Was Not the Bullet" vibes by Eric T. Cartman. A verse:>I was not the bullet, I was not the gun.>I was not the juror that set the shooter free.>I was not the trigger, I was not the hate.>Nor was I the judge, but still, you judge me.
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>>536710371Kek!
>devastingCan't read the script properly
Is this the younger version of the old man from the movie Up?
>i will be doing safety offshorei assume that means working on an oil rig. i would feel just great going out to work on one of those things for weeks at a time knowing the safety squad was a bunch of ex con ex drug addict niggers.
It's amazing how a state that should be Gulf State rich is more like a laughably corrupt, incompetent, and poor ex-Soviet Stan.
>>536712006Saved
next up: Madonna
>>536713349Time to get her pussy pass stamped and parole granted
>have stroke>start doing methoh bravo
wow that brother and sister could be twins!
Pussy Pass: Denied
>>536714372>BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>random jumpscare of abe lincoln without his hat
>>536712905I saw on twatter yesterday that 4 Louisiana cops were arrested for faking accident reports for jeets to get papers. Point being: Louisiana is corrupt AF.https://www.cbsnews.com/news/louisiana-police-chiefs-marshal-fabricated-reports-visa-fraud/
>>536714602even by the standards of government louisiana has been famous for corruption for decades. it's why there's still a lot of people who don't believe governor Huey Long was assassinated for the reasons reported in the press. he was up to his ass in mob connections.
Catching up because I keep having to deal with people. Madonna was comped.https://urcomped.com/profile/details/13234/madonnagiacona/
dude seems a bit jittery
>bitch tried to frame your ass>doesn't show up for your hearing>"but we're engaged"Banning him from ever going near her is doing this poor guy a fucking favor
This guy looks like my neighbor today.
>she's the reason i'm sober>she got me through rehab >she was drinking
>>536714767I never heard about this guy, and just looked him up. Some good shit! He was def whacked by the mob. Flew too close to the Sun. Thanks for the history lesson and some more mob lore (I am a sperg for anything Mafia related)
>>536715823i learned about him as a kid when based Unsolved Mysteries did a segment on it.starts at the 12:00 markhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRXnE_yrN40
>>536716261He was connected with the Luchese AND the Luciano families. My bet is Luciano took his ass out for getting too power hungry and visible. That was the one dude to not pull shit with.
Hello frens, been awhile since i have been on /LPBG/. I have been traveling around the country seeing niggers IRL and i have not liked it.
>>536716850>I have been traveling around the country seeing niggers IRL and i have not liked it.I am sorry anon.
>>536716850glad you made it back alive fren. so far today has been pretty standard. a couple of kerry appearances, the gang from The First 72 was here for a bit, there's been some shucking and jiving, a bit of MUH BAYBEE, an old hag who started doing meth AFTER she had a stroke and was named Madonna, but mostly just your standard lowlifes.
>>536716850Last Wednesday, Chucky literally had to ask Sheryl how to pronounce a word he was reading. The word was "aforementioned".https://youtu.be/NS3m-kjpUnA?t=11745
>henlo
>HALLO?AHOY THERE INMATE
okay now it's an image from one of those chillazart games
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>>536717152Glad to be back in my supermajority white little area of the country. If I had to fill out a census right now, I would say that half of the country is white, 1 quarter is nigger and 1 quarter Indian with a few spics sprinkled in. >>536717152>>536717360Thanks for the updates frens!
>>536717758i never did look up the story behind this pic but i've always loved it because i image those cops are what the male cops in Patlabor and You're Under Arrest! look like irl.
he misspelled the name of his car on that form.not a typo, he hand wrote it.
>i called to get him calmed down not to get him incarceratedit stops being your call what happens next when you call the cops bitch
>"can we ask the wife to take it too?"surprisingly based comment from chuck
>>536718052what a stupid thought to have.
>>536718052I just love the random pic genre. The naked gaijin and Japanese cops are too funny. Pic not related.
>knows he's violating his parole>speeds anywayfirst class retard>>536719897well fuck you too mr. random bot poster.
>>536720149sweet jesus i'm pretty sure i know the story of this pic. somewhere i have a screencap of an article saved about it. some guy in croatia went swimming at the nude beach then got out of the water and fell asleep in the chair. the shrinkage caused his shit to fit through the slats when he sat down but when he woke up it had expanded to no longer fit.unless that happens more often than i thought.
>>536720431oh and the article was titled something about "beach balls" lol
>>536720276Sensitive pos
>>536720431The EMT uniforms are from Florida. I just assumed it was typical Florida man shit. Who knows? The jews probably manufactured those chairs as intentionally cheap goy ballsnatchers.
>ukranian gorilla Hitler was right about Slavs
>>536720646>The EMT uniforms are from Floridaoh you're right. lol i guess it really does happen more often than i thought. found the screencap somewhere online
>>536720873Kek, I wish we had pics of that one too
>>536721064i'd like a transcript of that phone call. good thing he was a local and not some tourist trying to explain the situation using google translate. well, i guess that's all for today's edition of /lpbg/. lot of white guys on this one.
See you fine gentlemen tomorrow
