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You're an inmate in a Texas prison and find out pic related is your new cellmate, what you doing?
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Eating bussy tonight!
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>>536731276
BUCK
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>>536731276
Smash his skull in with some type of object.
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dat dem dick sucking lips
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I dont know because im not in prison. I dont follow.
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>...
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>>536731276
Insert bazooka in ass.
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>>536731276
I would call him candy bar.
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>>536731276
Tricking him into thinking I'm one of "Dem Good Whites" and then caving his skull with a head slam or 12 to the toilet rim.
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>>536731276
xam boi you lookin delectable in them oranges
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>>536731276
Extorting his family for any donation money they might have left.
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>>536731276
Is that some kind of superhero behind him called CRT-Man?
Oh also this>>536731313
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ニヤリ
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Like all niggers he has dick sucking lips
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>>536731276
Assert dominance by pounding his black bussy and coming all over his nigger back
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>>536731276
His moustache is enough to hold onto my cum for weeks. Imagine the smell when I turn his bucci into a rose bud.
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they say how many years he got yet?
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>wake up
>look at my arm
>see that I'm still white
>realize I don't commit crimes, so I can't be in jail
>bang your mum
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>>536731358
kek
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>>536731276
RAEP
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>>536731276
Prepare my anus
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The fifth one?

https://www.canadianinmatesconnect.com/male_inmates_2
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>>536731276
>"Imma gonnaz to call you Snickers because you're finna be my lil' candy bar tonight!"
Why did his family blow off the money instead of getting an actual lawyer?
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>>536731399
Tariq is a race war promoting grifter retard who backed Karmelo unquestioningly, but goddam is he funny. I'm looking forward to his cope, probably gonna blame the racist "all WHITE jury" (it wasn't all White).
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>>536731276
Preparing for some good ole buck breaking.
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>>536731967
Tariq is very zesty.
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>>536731276
He's gonna get a prolapsed anus by the first week. Some vantablack giganigga with a 12 inch dong is gonna be pumping that tight lil bussy full of hot potent jungle seed. His BBC is gonna make Karmelo's guts look like a the inside of a carved pumpkin, hollowed out to the max. He'll be turned into a submissive boytoy for all the rest of the inmates and get passed around on the regular like a cheap Vegas whore. When he drops the soap in prison it'll be an all out brawl between inmates to get to his ass first. He'll be like Helen Of Troy and cause a prison gang war over his tight ass.
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>>536731967
he's sneeding
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https://youtube.com/shorts/3fYDNVOnV1U?si=veY3gPMq0WqSl_7Q

Finna get in that young bucks quivering bussy
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>>536731276
>Oooh dat boi lookin sweeter than a Kool Aid pineapple..
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>>536731276
Beat him and rape him. After several weeks of that, trade him for some smokes.
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>>536732191
He's clocking peak cope.
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>>536731276
Im not sure if prisons are segregated in Texas like they are in California. He will probably be put in PC anyways though since its a high profile case.
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>>536731276
But i'm not an inmate in a Texas prison.
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>>536732191
Typical grifter cope of spinning a narrative from an outcome without a shred of evidence. He's not addressing any of the facts presented during the case, kek.
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>>536732191
he wanted to get his hands karmelo, instead the zesty buck's off to meet the aryan brotherhood, of course he's malding
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>>536731276
No way they'll let him in general population. He would be killed in a day. He will be in solitary likely for his entire sentence. He will go insane like a caged animal after a few weeks, and literally be brain dead after a few years.
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>>536731276
Call top bunk
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Genuine question here. Why was the deceased awarded a post honorary degree yet Karmelo wasnt awarded one?
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>>536732191
I remember a tory in Florida where a concealed carry permit holder was arguing with a black woman over a parking spot at a concenience store, the black husband saw them arguing and he immediately attacked the White man, the White man shot him in self defense and was given like a 20 year sentence for murder. So unless you are rock solid in a self defense case, theres a good chance you will go to prison for murder.
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>>536732191
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>>536732910
racism.
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>>536732947
*Story, not tory.
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>>536731276
It’d be reallll simply homie
First
I’d ask him, ‘ay, what caste are you?’
And if he says anything other than ‘Dalit’, we’re having a serious problem cuh
Ain’t NO way I’m sharing a cell with a low caste, let alone a LYING one
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>>536731276
>First of all - right - if he's a newcomer - right - I want him to suck my ass with jelly. What they call "tossin' salad." That's the slang word - tossin' salad. It means "suckin' my ass," right? With jelly, or without jelly, some people use syrup. I prefer a guy to use jelly, right?

>I will reach my climate. Right? I will automatic get hard. Right? I will - you know - cum, automatically, if he's suckin' my ass for about ten minutes or longer, right? It's a sensation feeling, and it makes you feel real good.

>Most all gays do that. You know what I'm sayin'. They like guys to suck they ass. It's just like a pussy. Right, but the only different is, it's not a pussy, right, it's clean, the person's decent, the person know that that's an asshole, but, in mind, you lookin' at it as a pussy, because, he's in prison, so... toss my salad. Let him eat me; you know... and we straight. That's it.

>The most hazardous thing in prison life, is bein' debt over drugs. It can get you killt, or raped - one or the other. You can't pay. I had one opportunity where three guys... two of 'em owed me money. Right? So I knew I couldn't get them together.

>So what I did, I got one, one day, on a Saturday... I sucked his dick in the closet. You know I'm sayin', I sucked his dick, you know, I had his pants down, he helpless. That's it. He helpless. Right? His dick hard. I'm suckin' on it, right? I came right up and I cut him. And that's why I left him in the closet.

>He didn't tell - cuz' he couldn't 'splain... how could he 'splain that a faggot suckin' his dick can come up and cut him? He COULDN'T essplain dat! There's no way in hell he could explain it to the administration.
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>>536732947
Link? It doesn't have to be that rock solid it just can't clearly be a situation you started and escalated.
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>>536732910
Karmelo was on parole long enough to get a regular highschool degree, I believe. There was a stink about him not being allowed on stage to receive his diploma I believe, but that was obviously because it'd ruin the day for all the other students with all the press and protesters.
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>>536731549
Kek
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>>536732987
don't forget Tariq's NoFap song
https://youtu.be/T44OapmaVTs?list=RDT44OapmaVTs
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>>536731276
Is that Karmelo Anthony?
That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Karmelo screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Karmelo and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Karmelo, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That nigga stole my heart and drank my seed
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>>536731276
Prison Napalm.
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>>536732947
If you get in an argument or escalate a situation in any way, you're going down if you shoot. Just take your beating like a man. Self-defense, even in stand your ground states, is literally for someone attacking you unprovoked.
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>>536732910
Probably because Melo wasn't passing anything. He's probably illiterate if I had to bet.
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>>536733129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Markeis_McGlockton
I think this is the story, but not exactly sure. It was caught on video also.
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>>536731335
What kind of type of object??
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>>536731276
I would welcome my new roommate, help him acclimate to his new life and--MY GOODNESS IT SEEMS THIS FUCKING COON STRUNG HIS BITCH ASS UP WITH HIS SHOELACES OVERNIGHT WHILE I SLEPT!!!
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>>536733328
>McGlockton
Jesus we really gave these animals hehehaha names for kicks. It sounds like the shooter started the confrontation and was only shoved. I imagine they were similar in size. For self defense you need to prove you felt you were in danger and I guess the jury didn't believe him. Whatever one less nigger. He shouldn't have even tried to reason with these apes. Just take a photo of them breaking the law and send it to the local PD.
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>>536731276
Refuse to lock up cause I am a white man. IF they try to put him in the cell. I look at him tell him to cuff up you aint living here. Not becasue I hate you but I am white you are black and you dont know what I will do nor do I know what you will do. Cuff up
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>>536731313
Lol
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>>536732712

prison rape is a 100% one sided crime where Niggers are the culprit and whites are the victims like any another crime states
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>>536733415
The severed leg of a mexican.
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>>53673127
>what you doing?
Cum deep in his ass several times.
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What do basketball people mean when they are still going to smoke the austin pack? I dont understand this terminology.
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>>536731276
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>>536733800

as american as apple pie
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>>536733968
they're gonna kill white people
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>>536731313
Mmmmmhmmmm sweet as a sugar plum
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>>536733968
I think that might be slang for "kill his family" but I may be mistaken as I don't speak chimp.
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>>536733655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Me0y92pKA
Well it wasnt just a shove, he knocked him to the ground and proceeded towards him to finish him off.
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>>536734456
He unfortunately was backing up when he pulled the gun out. I agree he should die but a court would have a field day with this.
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>>536731276
Hey, boy. You look mighty cute in them jeans.
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>>536732191
WASH YO ASS
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>>536731276
>You're an inmate in a Texas prison and find out pic related is your new cellmate, what you doing?
and what's my sentence
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>>536732188

booty warriors the final boss
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I would leave him alone
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>>536731276
>aw shit melo? what he do? imma get his autograph
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>>536731276
nothing
it would be stupid to add more time into my sentence just for some clout. That's something a nigger would do.
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>>536731276
Realistically, you also hear his family got at least a million from gofundme.
You are going to protect your brand new walking ATM until it runs dry.
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>>536731716
hasn't been sentenced yet. definitely many decades
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>>536731276
takes 7-30 days from conviction to get processed from county to huntsville <TDC> from which you will be dispensed to one of numerous TDC ran prisons throughout the state. Since it was a conviction for cap murder he will be sent to a supermax with all the other violent offenders so my guess would be TDC sugarland
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>>536731276
>what you doing?
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT
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I'm not gay so I wouldn't do any raping, but when I was talking to all my prison homies I would just mention how soft his skin looks, how he has a nice looking butt etc. to encourage them to do some rape
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>>536736377
Ester unit is a bitch to the are going to kill this nigger
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>>536731276
they wouldn't pair me with him because I'm not a nigger to begin with, but in the off chance it happens, I remain civil and even give him tips to survive the block, boosting his confidence will be the best way to ensure he's fucked later on.
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>>536731549
The sad thing is, his family's going to spend that shit faster than he can make his first phone call to get commodities and cigarettes in prison
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>>536731276
>new cellmate, what you doing?
Start smacking my lips, gon' get me a tender little new buck to break in tonight
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>>536733117
wait someone owed him money so he sucked HIS dick?
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>>536731861
Niggers have poor impulse control. It's why they stab people at track meets and spend money that should've been used for a better defense team. Hence the term: nigger rich. It's not about the sum of money, but how fast you spend it because you just got what you think is a lot of money on stuff you couldn't buy before.
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we wuz Irish an sheeit.
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>>536731276
I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF A KARMELO
WHEN I FOUND GOLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-sbvclxaM
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>>536732947
Don't forget the fireman who was stopping some nigger in a gas station from shooting up the clerk who shattered his fragile black attitude, and while he had the nigger in a headlock, the nigger's gf grabbed her bf's gun and killed the fireman and they both got off scot free.
https://fox4kc.com/news/police-identify-off-duty-kansas-city-firefighter-killed-in-independence-shooting/
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>>536737537
It was merely a ruse
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>>536733117
Oh shieeeet. It's real!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ
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Texas has the highest concentration of white supremacist gang members and theyre the most violent inmates
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>>536731276

Turn in his nuts at the aryan brotherhood prize counter for a sweet tattoo of an eagle clutching a sonnenrad across my back.
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>>536737537
Administration will never believe him
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>>536731276



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