International Talk Like A Pirate Day Edition (With /arrrrgirl/ still nursing an eye injury, Iyo filled in and dominated Bianca in a thrilling victory. Kairi cheering her on was no doubt the extra boost she needed to put her down. Kairi also advanced in the SPEED tournament by defeating Electra Lopez in a squash match that showed the Pirate Princess still has IT. An all Sky Pirates friendly final is still in play! Bianca gave Iyo props after losing to her but we know how those people are so it may be some sort of set up to lull the Sky Pirates into a false sense of security. A showdown with the Kookout Kommunity Kweens is definitely approaching. Will /arrrrgirls/ win the tag titles? Only time will tell as we sail on towards the next adventure!)PREVIOUS: >>15794916Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>thing japan
proof of cheese life
>>15860940i love kairi
>turns face>goes back to wearing a cross because she is a shoot catholic and loves jesus christ
Iyo stole Kairi's victory last Raw.
>>15860972god bless
>>15860940>mfw it really is international talk like a pirate day
>>15860972slutty women wearing crosses is my fetish
>>15861130hey shes not slutty
>>15861130Kairi isn't slutty, she is pure >she is married obviously batman's dick don't work. how could you be married to Kairi and not have 5 kids?
kairi and cheese are such a dimes duo they both have generals now
>>15861282Dangerously based
Kaori
>>15861187>>15861189uh huh. she's pure, that's why she did a ton of lewd photoshoots in Japan
Kairi is pure alrightpure SEXO hahahahaha>>15844508>>15844525>>15844536>>15844572
>>15861717she was just feeling a little frisky, but rest assured she didnt partake in any slutty acts
>>15861717>>15861734I was not aware taking photos involves being penetrated by a dick>>15861743good post
>>15861859hug pirates
Kairi isn't sluttyShe just has sex with Evil while Iyo and Batman watch
kairi
do youu have that Kairi retweet of some pervert’s drawing of pirate Kairi’s soles?
Kairi
>>15862150evil's dick don't work
>>15860940Love this based pirate QT
K@0r1
She's a shoot pirate
Goodnight Kairimaniacs
H̴⦷J̵⦷
Bear buddies
>>15860940with the announcement of 3 hour smackdown, i am positive they will introduce midcard women's titles by next year, and kairi will be your inaugural raw women's intercontinental champion
>>15863621me when antis try to derail a based joshi thread but fail miserably
>>15864726rusev teaser??
how does the women's speed tourney work exactly?winners of the first matches advance into the quarters, quarters winners advance to the semis, who is the winner of the semis going against in the championship? everyone else would have been knocked out by that point.
>>15865679yes thats how tournaments work
>>15865725but who will fight in the championship final round if there will be only one left after the semis? the men's speed champion?
>>15865679>>15865741This tournament is for the No.1 contender, there is a 2nd tournament after this to see who she faces for the title
Insane EL-BUMP
>>15866065damn theyre stretching this thing out huh? so if my maths is correct that means well get a womens speed champion in 12 weeks?
>>15866588was the men's tournament that long? didn't feel like it
>>15866588Probably, unless there's a big swerve, and someone comes out as the challenger, also the adverts showed Bianca, etc, in the tournament too
>In case you've been living under a rock... Kairi Sane is on fire right now. In fact she's so hot right now I'm giving her two golden titty awards.
>>15865625brand specific women's tag belts would be sweet too
>>15867062guys, is this real? i cant believe kairi would pull a gun on me like that
>>15867062Of course a pirate captain is going to be packing heat. She mainly keeps it handy for anti's though. Kairi would smoke those fools like it ain't no thang.
>>15868069cute!
>>15868069Miss Asuka so much bros
REAL PIRATE
>>15868722Would she and Majima get along?
>>15869049Nah because Kairi is a real pirate
>>15868069She bought it for Iyo. Kairi might be the nicest person to ever do wrestling.
[Magical news]Kairi is a high level mage!
>Kairi-chan, we have urgent matters to discuss.
Pirates of the artic
>>15869751mmmmm that's badass. only the strongest wrestlers develop magical powers.
>>15869533Love BIG HAIR KAIRI
>>15868552Same. I bet her return will be giga-dimes. She'll come down at 30 and win the rumble or something.
>>15869751Zettaflare soon
>>15870992Badassery and magical powers?! I wouldn't want to mess with her.
>>15869751Based
>>15871357Big hair Kairi will bring about world peace.
>mfw people underestimate the Pirate Princess
>>15869751Inferno match with Alexa when?
>>15869751>firagakek she knew what she was doing
>>15873184this was such a strange time. truly lynchian.
>>15870186>Getting snowed-in with Kairi and waiting it out in a comfy cabin with a fireplace.
Kairi 2K24 review>Face looks good>Cool Kabuki entrance when with Asuka>Does the butt-slap taunt>They chose possibly her most shit outfit>Only rated 786/10 - better with downloaded outfits
>>15873701>Only rated 78What does that mean and how does it impact gameplay? Does it mean you can never win against 90+ rated characters?
>>15873954The rating is determined by the total stats of the wrestler. Using a 78 rated wrestler against a human opponent who is using Bianca Belair rated at 95 would be suicide. Using Kairi against an AI Bianca would be a good fight though.Roxanne is 78 too... the male equivalent would be someone like X-pac. So I guess 78 ain't terrible... but I would have liked to see at least 80 for Kairi.
>>15874090some of the ratings are ridiculous in that game. Austin Theory is 72 while somebody like Raquel Rodriguez is 86
>>15873701nah that outfit is dimes
>>15873701Same score as Dacutie pie I think
gonna post some 2k24 webms
>>15874487She wears a similar outfit in black, white, gold and red versions, all of which are more appealing than the purple.
>>15874765based...now if only Tatum was in the game
>>15874807It's EVA-01 inspired, you tasteless cuck.
>>15874825That explains things then. Shinji's eva always had the most barf-inducing color scheme. Purple and green don't go well together. She should have done a homage to EVA-02 instead.
>>15873184Hadokuen!
>>15873701I triggered a tag finisher on Nia with Kairi, and it was Asuka who climbed the top rope and hit her with the insane elbow. I popped. Also Kairi can spit poison lol.
>>15874920yeah the tag finishes can be done both ways
>>15874923as god as my witness, she is broken in half! animations look real nice - they put a lot of effort into the mo-cap
>>15874923Looks good. Only thing is her legs end up in a much steeper angle irl. Still looks great though.
>>15875160noticed that too. but her legs do go higher in the solo animation
>>15873701Doesn’t matter + You can change stats + outfit can be changed
>>15874090And there's no way to improve that stat by playing? Shouldn't they make an effort to make all characters viable to encourage people to not just stick to the highest rated ones? If so that's kinda shit but desu I think I heard multiplayer is pretty garbage anyways so I'd be mostly playing solo
>>15875638you can freely edit everybody's stats with sliders, so you could make kairi 100 rated. but im not sure if you can use edited characters online. i think its a togglable option
>>15875253ngl the crowd is exactly the same as it was in the older Smackdown vs Raw games. All perpetually in motion with the same animations pasted every few characters apart, not sure if that's SOVL or embarrassing in 2024
they also added her goofy stomps
>>15876024they didn't get the stomps right
>>15875656Can Kairi fight Brock Lesnar?
>>15876024That looks like shit desu. This is way too fast, whenever she walks the plank she pauses a bit longer between steps
>>15876305Game play issue, you can't slow a match down for something that takes too long as it makes the players seethe. Only The Rock can do that.
>>15876470It's also the fact that she looks very robotic and the flailing run after looks really weird
>>15876024>>15876038>>15876305>>15876470>>15876595anyone got a webm of her doing it irl? this is the only one i have
alright last 2k24 webm, they gave her a cool little dance as one of the taunts
>>15877354mark henry will NOT like this one
>>15877538Mark is a mark
>>15877354Put her in a skimpy bikini and barefoot
>>15877895i may or may not have done that already.
>>15873668I want to sniff those boots
>>15876024the walk is too fast... but that arm flailing is DIMES!
>>15876120Kairi could beat up Brock in a mixed tag match... and he would just have to sit there grooving on it. Brock could only retaliate by taunting or throwing objects at Kairi.
Is 2k actually a good game tho
>>15878623Better than any other wrestling game out. It's really fun to make your own wrestler and play through the story mode. The Wrestlemania showcase mode for 2K24 was pretty great too.
beach babe
Let's see those high quality images of Kairi's pits!
>>15877772The Dark Mark
>>15880206she was so cute before she answered the call
>>15880384Kairi is stronk
>>15880443You can do better than that
>>15880440Aww she was cute back then, is cute now, and being an Asian woman she'll still be cute in 15 years time. My favorite Kairi look was 2019
>>15880452Kairi pits are a rare commodity bro.
Need to see Kairi toes
>>15880384>>15880856AHAHAHA Kairi pits...Kairi toes... what next? Kairi belly button? Kairi ear lobes? Where does it end?
>>15876651>>15876024
>>15881101Knee pits, neck pit :3
Wife
>>15881344what the hell is a neck pit
>>15882218No idea, but it's hairless like the rest of her
>>15881752yep
Kairi?
We love casting spells
>>15883302Sane
>>15883685Based
KEK, what a hardcore legend!
>>15884673what did she mean by this gesture
>>15885033Hot
One more fight and I'll be history...
>>15884673I don't watch wrestling. Who's the monkey in the back
>>15876651I miss chubby Kairi.
>>15877354Vidya Mark Henry is about to do a run in to stop this disrespect.
>>15885499Bianca Belair.
>>15885499Monkianca
>>15885490Slap his shit Ho-chan!
>>15885490I can beat you
>>15886970She'd HEEM him
Too sexy. Anyone have more angles of this?
Sliding BUMP
>>15887486sadly i dont think more angles exist. this is top 3 kairi webm though. the ref shirt guy in the back adds to it as well kek
>>15887486Was this Bailey's carcass that Kairi is dancing all over? Love me a damage CTRL beat-down.
>>15888410kek ref shirt guy rocks. The guy up the back doing his own little Kairi dance also cracked me up.
>Kairi settles into her padded cell for the night
>>15860940Kairi
its kairi's birthday!
>>15889997>>15890041>>15890056not to diss these artists but i am confident i can draw something on par or better than this. i think i might start drawing kairi fanart and posting it on twitter if its that easy to get retweeted by her
>>15890077Yeah, why not, give it a go!
>>15890041kek it looks like they have gotten married
>>15890960It's strictly a business arrangement for taxation purposes in the US.But they do have to sleep in the same bed to make it look real. Asuka said so.
>tfw you share the same birthday as kairinice
>>15888537kek what a krazy kutie!
>>15887486You can see the moment where multiple men in the crowd fall in love with Kairi
>>15888473kek what a Hojobro
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAIRI-CHAN!!! <3Please eat lots of cake and sweets today, spoil yourself.
Surely Kairi's birthday also means a clean victory over Bianca/Jade solo tonight, right?
>>15891295Happy Birthday Anon
>>15891295Did you get a Kairi Sane birthday cake?
Feels good to see the telescope
Happy birthday chant kek
Sky Pirates with the win to ensure Kairi has a happy birthday. I came in just as the match started, but did Joe or Wade give her a birthday shoutout?
>>15894442Can't remember, I think so, I know the crowd said happy birthday lol
>>15894442But the drug smuggler got the pin. This is nothing to celebrate.
>>15894442Iyo stole Kairi's victory last week, her pin this week.
>>15892115>pie-faces KairiKek, nothing personal kid
Iyo gifted her wife, Kairi with a couple's full Brazilian wax. They went to get it done this morning and held hands while getting waxed
>>15895505Smooth CTRL
>>15893085thank you>>15894020nah, I had cookies and cream icecream
How nice of Kairi to get Act Yasukawa tickets to see Main Event Jey Uso
does anyone have a pic or gif of isla stinkfacing kairi during commercial it was so hot
I cannot put into words just how smooth and hairless Kairi and Iyo are from the neck down
>>15860940What would be the nastiest thing a pure girl like Kairi would do during sex?
Act came to visit on Kairi's birthday
>>15896209I like how the third generation class still keep in touch while they are all in different companies
>>15896261
>>15896084Cute to see some Cheese fan-art!
Happy Birthday Pirate Captain Princess
>>15896766Big dimes Iyo buying Kairi that Chanel for her birthday
>>15896790Kairi and Giulia are in danger.
>>15896798I don't like the sound of the dreidel man approaching my giuls
>>15897151He'll keep coming. He'll keep pushing boundaries.
H̴⦷J̵⦲
>>15895747whoa this happened? Surely not a stinkface to our birthday girl...
>>15897120Audience was dead when they came out.
>>15896790Oh God Larry has a pram?
This thread is comfy
>>15898272They got big cheers during the match
>>15898690The happy birthday chant was cute. And the crowd was really behind them. I hope they threw her a nice party after Raw.
>>15898592yeaaa buddy. /arrrr/ is a blessed temple of Kairi and a safe space from the madness that is the greater /pw/. Stay safe out there Kairichads.
>>15898222Yep, Isla bounced and shoved her ass in Kairi's face. Come to find out, it was during commercial so that's why I wanted to see if anyone had pics or vids of it happening.
>>15895412you...you monster. why?
>>15898779How many wrestlers ever get that chanted at them ?Folks really do love Kairi!
>>15896766>>15896771>>15896790CUTE!
What kind of birthday sex do you think Iyo and Kairi had?
>>15900181we love our Pancake Princess don't we folks ?
>>15898875>>15896790>>15896766>Candid photos>not even wearing make up in somewas Kairi born a christian or did she convert for batman?
>>15900491Considering they were married in a traditional Japanese Shinto ceremony, no. Neither of them are. Japs wear crosses as fashion accessories. How many millions of times do you need this explained to you.
>>15900531marrying in a traditional japanese ceremony doesn't make her not christian. why would she wear a cross when she isn't even on tv or in her ring gear and not shinto shit if she isn't christian?
>>15900553>Japs wear crosses as fashion accessories.>How many millions of times do you need this explained to you.Are you shoot illiterate? Like you literally cannot read at all
>>15900553Why are you spamming this same shit verbatim word for word in this thread, /Kabuki/ and /Iyo/ ?
>>15900582pic was in all 3 threads, I was just commenting on the pic, homo >>15900569>seethe >never post proof
man, this thread was so nice and cosy til that screaming retard attention seeker showed up. very low quality posting from that person. ruining our nice thread here.
>>15900626you mean the christian dude?
>>15900642yeah. He does this all the time.Logs on, spams shitty weak bait into 3 or 4 separate threads, cries and spergs out when called out on it, then tries to get you banned and fails miserably at it lol. A sad attention seeking lil babby. Ruins these nice chill threads
>>15900626>>15900680>see 3 posts>seethe and shit pantstop fucking kek>>15900642its always the same one or 2 guys seething about it and its always specifically during times someone in tel aviv would be on. normally if I post this in arrrrr or iyo no one gets mad. I thought everyone left kabuki to get away from the anti kairi seether
>>15900626>>15900680>>15900703alright lads no need to keep fighting here. its not really that relevant what religion kairi is. she do be wearing crosses, it might mean something it might not, but lets keep the thread chill okay?
Just ignore tje guys trolling for attention lads. With his very low quality/off topic posting. Back on thread topic
>>15900748>photos of kairi are off topic in a thread about kairi
So what do you guys think Kairi will get Asuka for her birthday this week?
Kairi is a sweetheart.
>>15896790damn kairi is shoot beautiful even without makeup
>>15901094She is, but it's very shitty of Punk to post pics of the girls out of makeup. Women are *really* sensitive about that, especially if you are an entertainer/on TV etc. He should know this.
pvre pirate sovlThis. is. h ø j ô w a v e
>>15901249big tiddy kairi
>>15901495Artist was very generous in the chest area yes
mmmmmmmmmm
>>15900791A spa day with full hair removal services so she's just as smooth and hairless from the neck down as her and Iyo are.
>>15902807>spiritual successor to the taker
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/reel/DATiThoOSqX/Pre-order her figure now you marks!
Can anyone explain why like every single fucking IYO and IYO/Kairi match the girls come out, there is zero pop from the crowd, crowd seems indifferent and then like 30 seconds into the match they start doing the >lets go IYO, chants and they crowd literally always cheers the same sets like the missile drop kick, the back handsprings/kip up, kairi's walk the plank, the come on, IYO calling for the moonsault and they cheer when IYO or Kairi get the pin. If the crowd likes them so much during the matches, why is there basically no reaction when they walk out?
>>15903808I have the feeling that Americans would generally perceive men cheering cute joshi to be losers and men cheering strong black women to be upstanding progressive gentleman. Few guys in the crowd are based enough to pop for little cuties until they start busting out sweet maneuvers at which point it becomes more socially acceptable. The guys who start chants and make signs for them are unfathomably based.
>>15903808none of the girls right now get like huge huge pops. maybe bianca or rhea gets the biggest but it's not even that big. i feel like iyo and kairi get decent pops. it's above the total silence of the witches or the studs.it also depends on the crowd. sometimes they're just playing to a shitty crowd. not every city is a smark city.sometimes the crowd needs to be warmed up before they get loud, or they may even be cheered out if it's following a particularly loud match. look to smackdown for that - every DIY match is like that, crickets when they come out but the audience goes nuts for them after they get in the rhythm. the carmelo/andrade series recently was like that.
>>15904384>me if Cheese
>>15903808does anyone get entrance pops anymore aside from cody/punk/dom?
>>15881752
>>15899066That's impossible. Kairi is a deliverer, not a recipient of the stinkface.
>>15904952>kairi will never sit on your facewhats even the point of living?
>>15904952>>15905172The dream. A man can dream.
>>15905172she has and will again
>>15905375Alright Iyo. But seriously. Kairi sat on my face and told me that she loved me.
>>15905410yea well she punched me in the gut and laughed in my fat sweaty face so
>>15905428intriguing and provocative if true
>>15905472>hfw i yank it out and untie it
>>15905472what is that thing on her door? also where is this from?
>>15905485The thing on her door is an Indian dreamcatcher. Can't remember where this is from. Some random .gif I saved from /Kabuki/. It has slightly creepy vibes if I'm being honest.
>>15905515definitely does seem creepy, and i think the weird door thing adds to it. based on her look im guessing this is from her NXT run but im curious what was the full segment
>>15905568Oh the dreamcatcher isn't anything creepy. It's a Native American talisman to ward off bad dreams and evil spirits. A new-age thing some women are into. My mum had one.It almost feels like some unexpected visitor turned up and spooked Kairi. Like Shayna Baszler woke Kairi at 3am to cut a promo on her. Or some fan found her and begged for a pair of panties or shoes. Best not have been one of you fuckers from /arrrr/ lol
>>15905485>>15905515it's from a Christmas video that Dakota and Tegan made. They start caroling in front of Kairi, she closes the door then a few seconds later comes out to join them.
>confronted by this in your pathwhat do though?
>>15906051>>15905485Found it. Cute.https://streamable.com/asvl7
>>15900453holy fuck that outfit is hot, I'd prone bone her pancake booty. any more of her in this?
>>15906053If white boy - pepper yo angusIf not - you have no chance to survive - make your time.
>>15906053Boop nosePat on head
>>15906117Can't find any from behind :(
>>15905662>dreamcatcher isn't anything creepy>It's a Native American talisman to ward off bad dreams and evil spiritsit would be hard to find anything creepier than what youve just described kek
Kairi's butt is perfect and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>15906108CUTE!
>>15906117>>15906268if any of you got the network you could look through damage control segments and im sure youd find some good shots. but idk if anyone wants to bother
>>15906339Who said it's not?I'll kill them.
>>15906339oh it is absolutely perfect
>>15906331It's an anti-creepiness device. Though I suppose it could be seen as occult adjacent haha. It's interesting to know Kairi is into that sort of thing. I guess she seems the free-spirit type.
Anyone got the video of Kairi singing Backstreet Boys while she does her makeup ?That one was very cute too.
>>15906372She wore it on the June 3rd episode of Raw if that helps.
>>15906418was gonna webm it but it would remove the sound so ill just link what ithttps://x.com/CrispyWrestlin/status/1753554330743972108
>>15906372I tried taking a snip of the webm and zooming on her butt... though I wasn't getting the resolution to do it justice. I have failed /arrrr/. Maybe one of our brethren in /Kabuki/ has such an image stashed away in his treasure trove.
>>15904952such a shame kairi has never delivered the stinkface in the corner...
>>15906117looked though youtube highlights and weirdly i couldnt find anything of her in that outfit at all>>15906428what are you basing this on? i skimmed through that episode and kairi wasnt even on itbut while searching i found more hat kairi so im satisfied
>>15906108>>15906435Kairi has the voice of an angel <3
not a single photo of her feet, wtf is wrong with this thread?
>>15906836we appreciate all of kairi here, if feet come up we post them but it doesnt happen every edition
>>15907014it should, they are high quality and need to be inside of my mouth
>>15906566thanks anywaybbased pancake booty addicionado
>>15907422**afficianado I mean, saar
>>15907422>>15907432double gms, it's aficionado, one f
>>15906836this is the Pancake panopticon my friend
>>15908440>this is the pancake panopticon
Kairu
>>15908734good edit
>>15905428Kairi is my buddy. Be jealous.
I love Kairi so much it hurts. Cheese...
Hojo
>>15911811Something about those black tights is so fkn hot
>>15911811>>15912689same pants here I think
>>15912720>black pants>backwards capPeak Kairi
>>15912720>>15913050
>>15913135excellent
We got a Japanese leather Mexican stand-off here!
>>15913567they went from leather enemies to leather friends
>>15913567>>15913135>>15912720btw was this during Survivor Series from way back when WWE tried to establish NXT as an equal third brand to Raw and Smackdown instead of development?
Claiming the coveted 300th post! Congratulations on another successful thread /arrrr/!!!
>>15913978They could have based the entire women's division around those leather pants Kairi wore.Hopefully they are gonna try bumping up the status of NXT again. They already have a great women's division. And they're giving the likes of CM Punk, Orton, Austin/Waller random appearances.
>>15913978Yea it was at SS btwhttps://youtu.be/Gm1W9XGdhgQ
>>15907014seeing Kairi photographed in such a setting arouses me more than it should
yet another successful edition of /arrrrr/. BASED!
>>15914102>MauroI'm so glad he's no longer a commentator, he's too distracting
>>15914181well, arousal is what those photobooks are for
>>15914023>>15914376YEAAAA !! How to pronounce YEET !! in Japanese?
>>15914513i know nothing about japanese but usually replacing l's with r's and adding a u somewhere does the trick kekYEETU!
Can we have Kairi pits in the next OP....
well, OP, wheres the next edition?
>>15914540I second this, pits edition next edition!
>>15915081>>15915081>>15915081went ahead and made one, hope OP doesn't mind
