It’s Saturday, and you know what that means! AEW Collision is live TONIGHT from the MassMutual Center in Springfield, Massachusetts!8pm ET/7pm CT/ on TNT!We are only 4 DAYS away from AEW's fourth annual Grand Slam event taking place at the Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York City this coming Wednesday!For more information: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aew-event/aew-grand-slam-dynamite-collision>Hook, The Outrunners and FTR vs. The Beast Mortos, Grizzled Young Veterans, Rush, and Roderick Strong>Darby Allin vs. Evil Uno>Mariah May vs. Lady Frost>Dustin Rhodes and Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Undisputed Kingdom for the ROH World Tag Team Championship
>>15876985That 10-man tag gonna be wild. Good ol' cluster fuck
>>15876985Mortos is the greatest hired gun in aew history
>>15877004I think the Mortos signing is Tony's best hire of 2024 behind Will desu
>>15876985>Darby against another baby-face for no reason>Squash match>Heatless roh title match with an unnecessary stipulation for no reason>Clusterfuck bullshit tag that is of no benefit to anyone involved for no reason Every few months it looks like aew has figured itself out and is starting to get good and then they start doing even worse shit than ever before
>>15876985Nice to see lady frost back on collision
>>15876985K I N O
>>15876985Hook has really benefitted from his time in the Jericho vortex
>>15877069Agree
>>15877077HOOK has been the FTW champion for what feels like a decade. I expected HOOK and Nick Wayne to be huge stars by now.
>>15876985This obsession with the kingdom is ruining collision
>>15876985Lol, what a dog shit cardGayEW is gay and grim
>>15877004Yes and that's why it's sad he keeps losing & will be one of the 5 losers of this match
>>15876985two things are certain in life: taxes and random multi man tag team matches on Collision
>>15876985will this thread get more than 19 replies?
Tony Khan is such a fucking mark. It is embarrassing to watch this shit go down.
>>15877107Roddy and the kingdom are great. They just need to end undisputed already
>>15877004what's his record
>>15877129K.
>>15877138Of being hired? Alot
Look guys, yesterday's thread was embarrassing. We can't have that happen again. When we make the next thread jump straight to thread 6. We will claim mods deleted the 4 threads in-between because of a pedo or something.
>>15877111Don't care since one of the vets will be eating the pin. Mortos killing people is all that matters>>15877117Most of the parties are actually involved with each other in that match.
>>15877151So he's notable for having matches? How unique!
I love that there's 15 different stables but they hardly ever do stable matches Tony just splits them up and puts them in ALL STAR matches, absolutely wild untreated autism.
Didn’t this show get cancelled like hampage lol
Wasn't Don trying to recruit Rush? Someone explain why he's in that 10 man tag. Who is he beefing with currently
>whole point of collision was for jay whites group, Christian and hob>barely book themLol
Where's Stat???? Mariah Frost has been done. Should just have Mariah do kino sexo segments on Collision and give other women a match or two.
I hope Jay White and Juice go back to being a tag team when Jay comes back
>>15876985>not even 30 repliesGRIM
>>15876985>swineamite hasn't been renewed>hampage is getting cancelled>piglision won't be renewedlol at least the pig faggots show up to the slop sty for another riveting no milly spot fest. lmao actually.
>>15877077Hook's a shitter.Dude's a worse wrestler than 90% of the women's division.
It's time to lay the tarps!
>>15878001>Barbed wire board already set up
>>15876985FTR need to die in a fucking fire. If I had one wish from a magic genie of would be for all non whites to die but if I had two wishes the second would be for FTR to die in a fucking fire.
>>15878016>>15875953
>>15876985holy fucking stacked card>(Lil Nigga In Action Edition)it don't get no better than this
>>15877077Everyone's benefited from their time under The Learning Tree.>>15877920Nah you are.
>>15876985>mortos>outrunners>rush>mortosbased
>>15877355>absolutely wild untreated autismbut enough about you
>>15877095they're taking their time with wayne. much prefer that to just forcing them from the start like yuta and garcia.kek captcha M0X MV
>>15877871Lose weight, porktits.
>>15878066No matter how ya slice it, the future stars of the biz are all in AEW. 'Fraid so.
were in my nigga hologram?
Coomer match finna be all booba and ass
>>15878085He worked Dynamite this week, don't wanna wear him out before Wrestledream.
>>15878088Lady Frost deserves a push (onto my bed, where I roughly impregnate her).
>matt taven
the conglomeration still hasn't clicked for me. it still feels like cope for being incapable of booking singles matches in the midcard. It's like the jericho vortex but without jericho.
>>15878131It's just Mark Briscoe and his rag tag group of friends and it's over with me
>>15878136idk man. mark deserves a good singles run with actual angles and stakes. I don't think he's even been in a hardcore type match yet unless you count ROH. dude can do a lot more than fill the feel-good-frens spot like best friends used to.
>>15876985heh, sorry I'll be playing Donkey Kong on Game Boy and drinking bottom shelf Canadian whiskey out of the plastic bottle with spillguard removed
>>15878169nobody asked, kenny
I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my fellow Holoniggas
>>15878131>the conglomeration still hasn't clicked for meAre you kidding? It's my favorite stable ever. Tony a genius for this one.
>>15878103That's his name
>>15878215Hologram has the night off, please understand.
>>15878217For me, it's double j's krazy karny krew
For me, is The Beast Mortos
>>15878233That's a chihuahua
almost time
>>15878233Mortos is NOT for lewd.
>>15878239literally the perfect woman
>>15878241mortos doesn't have a say in this
>>15878243>implying the perfect woman is uglyweird
SATURDAY
>>15878252your homosexual gimmick has x-pac heat
LIGHT THE FUSEGAS THE JEWS
slopdown was cancelled
>>15878233Im watching the Gremlin try and break into my house right now before Collison myself
cruise can stay
Bunkhouse boys
kek at the fan
nice boobies on that chick
Sammy fell off so hard
holy shit what a way to kick it off
That arena is huge.
Springfield, MA is an absolute shit hole, in case you were wondering.
Reminder that Dustin is Dusty's real son. Cody is some bastard mutt
bennett looks like he's wearing a fucking diaper
>The Undisputed Kingdom are from MASorry for that. And Mercedes.
TAVEMEN WE GOT THIS
>>15878328>tavementhey don't exist
>>15878309>reproduce with a white woman: your kid looks like you>reproduce with a nonwhite: your kid comes out an ugly, dysgenic, psychopathic freakmy son you must choose
Absolute madman
>>15878328>TAVEMEN>pluralIt's just you, bro.
>>15878293>>15878295https://x.com/AEW/status/1837643821250658679
>>15878337Found the Melvin
these niggas are killing each other kek
Why is Darby fighting Pizzeria Uno?
This is more violence than I was ready for on a lazy Saturday
>be me>watch dustin in wcw and wwf in the fucking 1980s>still me>watch dustin in roh and aew in the fucking 2020sthe sports equivalent would be michael jordan or steve montana still playing
>>15878360Setting for Mox's intervention
>>15878365*joe montana, somehow steve young crept in there, I blame dementia
perect table spot
fuck you all Sammy's still the 4th pillar to me
testicle based offense
>>15878365Hes crazy durable, Jericho is the same
dustins signature move!!
BALL GRIP OF DEATH
>>15878380still think Sammy KWAB-ing both Hardy's is incredibly funny, what are the odds
MORE COWBELL
Wouldn't be an AEW show without some kind of homosexual thing happening
OW
>>15878380He's the Gohan of the 4 pillars. Once AEW reaches the Cell arc then Sammy will shine
dustin needs to have a 5 star bangerino with billy gunn and show these stupid kids how to wrestle
That has got to suck
>>15878405need webm of the bouncing ballcrusher
>>15878367>*drinks through his intervention in you're path*
>>15877055Waaaaaaa I can't walk and I am poorsigned,>e-piggie
>>15878394Sammy might be the guy I could actually see dying in the ring
Fucking KEK Sammy fucking sucks
Jamie looked great last night on Rampage. Her voice is so sexy.
JESUS i hope hes wearing a cup
jeff hardy reference
no more kids for maria
>>15878404yeah but he turns back into a bitch nigga after that
These niggas killed themselves for a random Collision. Props
>>15878428Dude...my swan ton finishing maneuver...
do dustin and sammy even appear on ROH?
Pretty based little match tbqh
I hope this run with Dustin lasts a good while. They are pretty fun and Dustins impromptu Texan guy stable is neat
based match
>>15878433fun match, for the love of the game brother
That was fun as fuck
>>15878438they just main evented against dark order (that's part of the angle, they have the belts but they're not roh guys)
>>15878438No one knows
>>15878438does ROH still have a weekly show?
APECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE GRAMSTER
hologram's always posed up lmao, love this dude
>HologramWE ARE BACK
HOLOGOAT!
HOLONIGGAS RISE UP!!!
SHENANIGANS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY
See a tripfag, into the filter it goes.
>scalliwags>shenanigatorBriscoe is so fucking dimes
will hologram join el conglomerado?
i hope if the hologram/mortos feud escalates they at least get to cut promos against each other in spanish
God damn, GayEW is cringe
>>15878474It's a big tent. Hook is in the extended conglomerate family vortex too.
>>15878478nah you are
Britt coming back
I'm still not convinced Hologram is real
kek D M D
>>15878501are you insinuating he is some kind of illusion or facade?
Aminita has been solid these past few weeks. Hope they start pushing her. She has a really cool look
evil uno on my tv set!
shouldnt they have announced deeb vs aminata yesterday ?
>>15878513Aew gonna aew.
>there is a war comingliteral chills IRL
This promo might actually mean something if it wasn't being wasted on Evil Uno.
bau bau bau
The Dark Knight Darby Allin
Based Lil Nigga
fatso uno called out!
you see that bottle??? thats gonna be you!!!!!
Darby is becoming the main character and once he does he will not be stopped until his mid 60s when he retires
Darby is the top pillar now isn't he?
FUCK YEH NIGGA LET'S FUCKIN GET IT
DEM BOYS
darbys fucking great
Hologram 10-0
can't wait for hologram's unmasking and it's this nigga
bros... he's so technologically ambitious...
holograms theme is basado
HOLOMANIA RUNNIN WILD BROTHER
>>15878530No, that's still Maxwell Jacob Friedman. And for that, you can thank me later.
10-0 is getting a little crazy. i hope mortos makes him eat a pin soon
ANOTHER EZ W HOLOGODS
Pizziera Uno has plenty of dogs in him.. HOT DOGS
Holobros, let's fcking go
Hologram goes over Ricochet. I don't care who you are. Bad enough he beat Mortos
>>15878548mortos should have beaten rick o'shit
dimeless athletes
>>15878563i know...
JFC Smart Mark and the Athletes are so dimeless.
>bunch of jobbers vs some shitty mid-carders Gee, I wonder who will win?
this manager needs a manager
mayor dickhead
>>15878563Mortos vs Billy Goat is the match
>>15878569>>15878564They are getting reactions. Not all heels need to be likable smart wise
>>15878573fucking kek, Sterling really is the drizzling shits
>>15878561>>15878563based mortosmind
>>15878580for me its mortos vs luchasaurus
>>15878530It's gonna be Jack as long as he keeps Philfags seething
>>15878584nah you are
>>15878583>They are getting reactionsI guess "no reaction" counts as a reaction, on planet retard.
>>15878597turn on your tv
HoloGOAT
everything Hologram does is so textbook
>>15878405grim
>>15878585You treat him like a big bully that beats up all the luchadors and here comes Ricochet that goes over clean. And there goes all that work of setting up Mortos as a formidable foeIt was so dumb, knew ricky shits was going over
I still hate how KOR return wasn't a bigger deal. He just feels like a background character right now
>>15878604he does have a very boilerplate lucha skillset. but his execution is very clean and he does throw in some strikes and slams, even on bigger guys. how he transitions into a real feud will be what makes or breaks him imo
An excellent shirt ruined by being associated with FTR
>>15878438yeah every week
>>15878617i like how briscoe has been rubbing off on him. he's infectious
>>15878609He's gonna end up in a stable with Billy and Kyle.
Sex with Aminata
>>15878621it took comedy undercard jobbers to put ftr over
>>15878621It's a good gym shirt desu
>>15878634get in line bro
>>15878619He's gonna Hayabusa himself on PPV and I'll be there for it. Laughin'.
>>15878609mortos still won a lot more fans taking a loss than ricochet did in a win
>>15878617That's true of pretty much everyone in AEW
HoloGOAT just playing with this fool
Holobros...
I feel like woods is being wasted like this
Josh Woods and Kyle O'Reilly deserve better than this shit
The Mark is in the ring
Hologram is the fucking man.
atta boy mark
hope Hologram been saving his pesos, yjk that dude gonna sue him
i'm not gonna say that dive on sterling was darby-tier but it was still pretty damn good
nigger
MxM is gigadimes
How did WWE fumble MxM???
based faggots
>MxMi love this niggas
our guys
>a feud over a jacket
SQUISHY
MARIAH SEXSEX WITH MARIAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEXXXXOOOOOO
BOOBA
>>15878688two feuds over a jacket
Coom time.
>turn on AEW>The world's straightest Jojo fans are on
>just the tip, Tonylove Nige
SQUISHQUISH
hopefully yuka comes out to kick lady frost's ass for not catching riho
>>15878677Meltzer constantly seething about them when they're dimes
>>15878677WWE even without Vince since doesnt really know how to use anyone. Theres a reason most of their "new" stars post Roman are all 40 year olds
>>15878700>we are joshipedos>we do not forgive>we do not forget
I love Lady Frost so much bros.
lady frost has an entrance! tonights the night!
Love this cougar
>>15878688Feuds over dumb shit is all the rage now in wrestling.a collar? overa friendship bracelet? over as fucka jacket? you bet is over brother
This Lady Frost outfit looks incredibly prone to a wardrobe malfunction.
Who the fuck is Yuka Sakazaki and does she have any RAUNCHY pics?
Holy shit I would let Lady Frost peg me
lady frosts massive delts and traps on my tv set!!!
>>15878713>anything being over in AEW lol, lmao even
>>15878716Takeshita's wife.
>>15878716Eh, some photobook pics
>>15878715we hope for it every time, I wish she had nudes
I want lady frost mommy to sit on my face
technical difficulties
When are we getting Stardom veteran Anna Jay back?
>>15878727Satan had to hijack the stream for a sec please understand
I can't wait for MinaOh my God I can't wait for Minashe shouldn't do those contacts next time, that was the only bummer about that promo
Lady Frost would be my go to passenger on an airplane over an ocean in case of a crash
>>15878728she just makes me miss the Bunny
mostly unrelated but I watched roh and red velvet looked like she got a lot better
SHOW YOUR TITSSHOW YOUR TITSSHOW YOUR TITSSHOW YOUR TITS
We did it Squishbros
>>15878758lmao
>>15878749she at least go hotter
its magical girl yuka!
God I wanna sit Yuka gently in my lap smell her Hell Kitty Bubblegum scent shampoo (Rebranded as Dora the Explorer in the USA but she doesnt think is as "purty as Kitty") and help her with her homework then feed her strawberry ice cream as a treat if she does a good job before finally tucking her into bed at a sensible time so she can be up for school tomorrow with a gentle forehead kiss before leaving
paging babysitter anon
Reminder that Takeshita is the one blowing out Yuka's back currently
>HAI, I'M YUKA
the they just drop that exposition but halfway thru
HOITAN
yellowhaired one looks like an extremely fuckable tranny
I'd goon to Taya ngl
>>15878769>if she does a good jobwhat did he mean by this
>>15878772Good timing >>15878769
>deonna is now a mob wife offering protectionbased
There is no possible way anyone could possibly care about what we're seeing right now.
A program with Yuka and Willow and Taya and Deonna does NOT need to exists. I wish Yuka stayed in Japan.
Willow "1star" nightgale, or whatever you write hher name
This bitch is wearing a girdle, kek
willow is a flincher. she was probably beat as a child
I love Willow so much it hurts
sex with willow
>>15878782On her homework obviously
>>15878780her chest area giving me optical illusion or those posters in the mall's in the 90's that you had to cross your eyes to see what it was
>>15878790you want yuka in roh? huh? answer me!!!!!
>the covid era impact crew is flourishing in 2024 aewyou love to see it?
>>15878801>flourishinglmao
>>15878794She has a white dad, so no.
>>15878800I want her in TJPW where I enjoyed her.
>>15878807she has a black mom, so yes
>>15878797oh ok good, I thought you were talking about something else
Mariah May owes me sex.
>Platinum Max acapellabars, dimes
this nigga rhymed week with weak
i dont know if i could handle being mr ass my entire career
This shit is laughably bad
>>15878821poetic license, I'll allow it
Based LN
>>15878806well at least mortos is
>>15878809yuka in aew is the closest thing to yuka before 2020.
>>15878830turn your monitor on
>>15878769I just wanna rape her.
>>15878834lmao
creeps and liars on notice
New thread wehn?
>>15878835Not in match quality or opponents it ain’t. I wasn’t getting Deonna promos watching TJPW.
Lil' Nigga has really become a star
wipe that lense off
new>>15878855>>15878855>>15878855>>15878855
evil uno is the leader of dark order? guy barely registers
>>15878854gotta love the Darbster
This is a fantastic scrappy little match.
>You now remember Unos mask gushing blood and actually being pretty coolThe dead period took so much away from us
>>15876985End
