wrestling

lmao, who the fuck is this fat fuck?
is that Scott D'Amore?

best tope suicidas in the bis

>>15878850
you werent getting any promos in tjpw regardless since they dont do stories

>off a luchador
okay but this is evil uno

>>15878869
Yes

>>15878866
where the best wrestle

uno fixing his tying, what a dapper dude

alex reynolds has amazing hair

>>15878876
always pops me

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I wonder if this Evil Uno match will top the Mox match

This show used to be based when Punk was on it, it's just straight garbage now

>>15878901
good grief

Based

darbs launched himself with speed

This is a fantastic scrappy little match. Nothing fancy just a fight. Uno is way better than he ever gets to show.

>uno's flop
they felt that one in the rafters

Gotta love the Darbster

>>15878879
They have post show promos literally every single show bud.

>>15878903
>it's just straight garbage now
better than straight edge

>>15878914
>Uno is way better than he ever gets to show.
literally just put down the pizzaburgers and hit the weights and he could be a main event beast

Hanger vs Jarrett is THE match

Double J heated

Holy smokes. UT is playing Oklahoma and y'all watching this 4th rate shit. Lmao

>>15878926
Now is the perfect time for Uno to get in shape since he's shoot going through a divorce

>>15878926
Yeah but those guys also don’t get to show it. What’s Wardlow Cage Hobbs and Archer at?

S L A P N U T S

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this run was GOATed

If you told me that I'd be deeply invested in a Hangman/JJ angle last year I would have laughed at you.

Jarrett has a based as fuck shirt if it wasn't for the AEW logo on the side of it

>>15878933
>UT is playing Oklahoma
What gay sportsball shit is that?

Love Double J

>>15878855
whats the H stands for?

Homo?
Hemoglobin?
Hentai?

YAPPAPAI!

This has been the first week of Dynamite I’ve tuned in for since like Forbidden Door 2/All In London and I’m like flabbergasted. Watche Dynamite this week and it was an unmitigated disaster overall. Tune into Collision since im free tonight and it is STILL amateur hour. Where the fuck does this company think it’s going?? I don’t get it?

lumberjack shit is dimeless

>>15878948
Its worse than that its little league sportsball

>>15878937
>Wardlow
legit don't know, he was getting a push and then disappeared
>Cage
jobbing in the midcard, where he belongs
>Hobbs
injured
>and Archer
old

his wife is soaking wet rn

>>15878945
>le logos are bad

>>15878965
*Kurt Angle's wife

Renee looking hot tonight

i can't stop looking at aminata's ass...

>Karen flinches
He beats her. And she deserves it.

>lumberjacks
Damn it tony.

hope those arthur ashe tickets start moving thats a good card to turn your nose up at

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>queen animata
good lord

you think Cody regretting his decision to jump ship when he sees Queen Aminata?

>>15878961
grim

I would unironically marry a black woman if they looked like Aminata

YAS KWEEN

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KWEEN time

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>>15878969
the papers got finalized over a decade ago Kurt, just let it go

>>15878933
Red rever shootout isn't until October, piggy.

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>>15878969
kek, what a fucking cuck

Aminatas massive futa cock

>>15878981
>id marry a black woman
Gross. This is an AEW thread. Gays only.

>>15878956
>Where the fuck does this company think it’s going??

I mean I would tell you it’s going straight into the fucking ground but Tony Khan the infinite money well is keeping this company alive with his dad’s wallet. Someone else on the board said it but AEW has basically become “what if WCW didn’t die and instead of going under it just became Dixieland TNA”.

Is Hangman supposed to be a heel in this? Didn't this angle with Double J start because Jarrett was a sore loser?

>>15878974
Shes a woman. Why so redundant?

>>15878999
Depends, do you support arsonists?

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>>15878994
black cock board newfag

>>15878999
…I’ve stopped trying to make sense of this anymore and have decided to just roll with whatever they’re trying to do.

Coom match

>>15879003
He burned a north american pavement apes house down. Thats nto a crime its pest control. The biggest problem was the shines werent home at the time

>>15879004
>but even farther
kek get's me every time, Vince should write erotic fiction under a pen name, man has talent

>>15879003
Yes

>>15879013
How the fuck is hangman supposed to be a face in this? Dude was about to strike Jarrett's wife several weeks ago.

Deeb looks like a leather wallet that you've had over a decade
worn but reliable

>s'wot I heard
I love Nigel

>>15879022
>>15879030
Le based arguments doesn't mean he's a face in any capacity. He has legit reasons but it pushed him over the edge on wanting to destroy swerve

>>15879034
Based Niger

>>15879023
for me it's
>i'll turn U over and jack off all over U

I live 30 minutes from this show. Springfield Mass has been voted multiple times the worst city to live in in all of America.

>my ass! my ass!

>>15879043
That explains a lot.

>>15879042
whole thing is a banger, ai should be trained on it to further the human race

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>>15879051
It’s like a tiny Texas implanted into Massachusetts.

Aminata has some of the best suplexes among women wrestlers

>both women are spent
me too ;)

>>15879063
Are there any zombies running around?

>>15879063
The fuck? That sounds pretty based

luv kweens simple as

>>15879051
It’s a cliche joke, but I’m not joking, a tornado happened a decade or more ago and it led to overwhelming improvements that wouldn’t have happened otherwise and it still sucks shit. It’s one of those don’t go down that street or past those tracks towns. Once you stop seeing the elderly people and start seeing kids who look like Aminata you’ve fucked up, turn around.

I lived in Easthampton for a while, pretty close to Springfield. It's never a good sign when the only useful thing in the city is the bus depot for getting the fuck out of there.

>>15879037
> He has legit reasons but it pushed him over the edge on wanting to destroy swerve
Yeah but none of that involved Jarrett. He got through the first round of the Owen Hart Cup, Jarrett was butthurt because he lost, he tried to get in the way of Hangman in his match against Jay (unsuccessfully) and made Hangman lose against Danielson in the final. And yet, he continued to meddle in Page's business.

>>15879043
What's funny is I posted this almost exactly in the last thread lol. Two anons who both felt the need to warn people what a godforsaken shithole Springfield is. The birthplace of Dr. Seuss, ruined by niggers and spics.

Aminata should have one that

wow didnt expect that

BOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF YOU HANDBAG

chocolovers... not like this

kek

sex with hayley

why agree to these rules

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Luv Harley

Rules seem fair and balanced

>>15878855
Nobody is watching this trash Bucko

They could do some sort of funny things where somebody interferes on behalf of Jamie, who prior was friends with Saraya.

HAYTER YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>rule 9: Jamie Hayter is a slag
tough but fair

Did Jericho write that list?

>>15879085
Anyone who got in the way of him and swerve was in his sights. Jarret was one of them. Hangman was going to kill Mark but Jarret intervened. And then he became the ref for that reason in the Bryan match. Do you cherry pick shit? Then Hangman started going after Jarret during the royal rampage and then during the all in casino gauntlet. Almost as of hangman losing his cool was the reason he was losing time and time again. Something swerve mentioned during the build to all out. Again, how the fuck is hangman a face?

>>15879109
I remember there was a nice french bakery there. and an urban outfitters? this is like ten years ago.

why did she eat it

>Renee corpsing
send for the man

>>15879109
I shoot live in Northampton and am shoot non binary. We have rainbow crosswalks and benches you practically can’t live here without being a bit gay. We have under 30k residents and barely anyone watches Collision even less in this thread so if you’re actually from Northampton that’s wild.

>>15879130
Bimbos, anon.

>>15878855
Collision...more like CANCELLED-SION! LMFAO FUCK YOU AEWTISTS LOLOLOLOLOL

>>15879117
turn your monitor on

>>15879128
That urban outfitters is so overpriced lol. I don’t know if it’s still like this because I don’t go downtown but for awhile there was 3 hippie shops, 2 literally right next to each other with the third one being like 4 doors down. All run by the same woman. I don’t know WTF she’s thinking.

>>15879143
>rainbow crosswalks and benches
that's what comes with building the town around an all-women's college

>>15879143
I live 15 minutes away and when the civil war hits I and the rest of the hill people are coming for every single one of you AIDS niggers. Trump 2024.

dustin is the boss

Based Big Bro Dustin

Dustin should be the talent that troubled wrestlers should partner with

Good lord this show fucking sucks so far and this main event looks like absolute snoozer. No wonder the crowd is so small...

i dont want to watch a 10 man match but i want to see mortos and outrunners

>FTR leeching off Outrunners
Grim

>HOOK and the Outriders
too many dimes

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it's time

FUCK YEAH LETS DO SOME COKE AND VOTE FOR RONALD REAGAN!

They really canceled Rampage for this

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>leeches off the outrunners in you're path

>>15879186
FTR are the Jericho of tag teams

>>15879192
they're from a time when America was better (whiter)

CLENCH
YOUR
ASSCHEEKS

>>15879167
Never a single attractive woman walking out of that college. I walked down that road one time as a pervy teenager thinking it’d be like bliss and was board and disappointed.

>FTR can't get over
>sees a new tag team with a fun gimmick
>getting over natural
>FTR be like

>>15879206
no FTR can actually work
>>15879210
IDK how long ago you did it but if you're into Chinese girls it's the place to be

beast mortos on my tv set!!!

>>15879211
learning from the vampire Jericho

should have been mortos & hologram vs outrunners. fuck these other chumps.

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>>15879221
where is the lie?

The fact this thread is buzzing over tiny Massachusetts towns, maybe that’s why Tony is running in this shithole. Maybe there’s some viewership data he can see that makes sense. I mean there’s probably like 25-35 people at most in this thread and it appears 3-4 are near a 28k population Massachusetts town lol.

>35 minute 10 man main event
Tony is off his nut

>>15879225

mortos and hologram are feuding

Ain't no one watching this shit lol

>>15879125
It wasn't Jarrett's problem. If Jarrett hadn't tried to interfere in Hangman's matches during the Owen Hart Cup and he and his friends hadn't pestered Page after that nothing would have happened to him.

>>15879232
not in my headcanon they aren't

>>15879230
The northeast has always been big on pro wrestling. I was actually planning on getting tickets to this show but I forgot.

>>15879220
Might have to take a walk tomorrow. My yellow fever is strong. I should just claim trans and attend the school.

>>15879235
Why are you talking about smackdown after its been canceled

here for my man mortos

>>15879242

why? it's a great rivalry

>how do you do fellow 80s gimmick
okay ftr is trying way too hard

>>15879247

my nigga

>>15879230
Springfield is the closes thing to a city in Western Massachusetts, it draws from all over the hilltowns and even some of the hills have eyes hillbilly freaks that live in NH.

>>15879244
I honestly have never considered going to wrestling live in my entire life. Just seems perfectly fine on TV.

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>"have you ever been anyone's number one, tony?"

sex with mortos

>>15879264
I need a woman. I figure a wrestling show is as good a place to try as any.

rrraawwrrrrr

>>15879265
She finally left Cole for him right?

was frank thomas born bald? I could swear he was bald from day one in MLB

>>15879261
God I wish Northampton had this shit for the sole reason of wrestlers being shocked by how gay it is and those pics becoming memes. At least one wrestler would take a pic on the gay crosswalk and it’d get posted here constantly calling that wrestler gay. With Springfield they ain’t gonna remember being here by tomorrow.

Are they finally calling him Rush like the band instead of Roosh?

>>15879273
I just walk up and down the street in front of the high school waving frantically.

Tag in Mortos

pair mortos and rush and give them a tag run and put them on my tv every week

>>15879290
Can he finally say horns instead of HARNS?

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>>15879290

I love nigel

Hook is so cool

>>15879309

hook is a skinny geek

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>>15879167
Having the construction dmv dudes redo the rainbow leads to funny pictures

>>15879230
Nielson gives you location, education, income, age, sex, everything

>>15879301
tyler black mentioned on roh last night kek

>>15879295
We have no idea what is up with dralistico. Rush hasn't done anything with Don callis either as of late

>>15879300
>hcharns

>>15879311
no you're just a fat nerd

>>15879312
So hypothetically how many telephone poles do you have to people ratio in that town of profligates?

>>15879316
>dralistico
speaking of where tf is bandido. looks like they're rebranding preston in roh.

>>15879312
what a hilarious waste of taxpayer dollars

Really good episode tonight

>>15879301
How can you shit on Rush, the band though? Even with their more electronica pop influenced 80s music, they were still ahead of the game
Everyone says that LedZep had the best drummer ever. And I'm still like, but there's Rush. I'm not even Canadian but doing morse code on some cymbal hihats that's your airport code is genius
And if you're paying attention enough. You got it in your head cuz it's so simple

MORTOS

is it true? are some of the greatest athletes in the world in that ring?

I grew a full beard during that resthold

>>15879339

worked

>>15879345
The Best they say

Gonna be honest the Outrunners dont need to be badasses but they are generally bigger than a lot of guys and should be given some shine at least

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>>15879327
If it helps it’s been called Lesbianville since at least 1993. Like nationally on tv and in papers it’s called that.

So...when do the outrunners dethrone the bucks?

>>15879339
this is more music discussion than is currently occurring on the entirety of /mu/, classical general notwithstanding.

Outrunners are so ridiculously over.

>>15879357
inshallah they are dethroned

>>15879356
Hmm, ok you made me worry aout things a bit there. Can you be too fat for crucifition?

Outrunners remind me of when wrestling was fun to watch.

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>>15879333
Wait till you hear about the rainbow benches the crosswalk leads to

>>15879357
>>15879365
We love our EVP's here... or else.

>>15879359
As over as you can be as an act not actually improving ratings or ticket sales. So basically empty noise. A lot of noise, but empty. From people who already bought in.

So what happens if Nigel accidentally starts bleeding during the match?

>>15879383
bryan drinks it to one-up hangman and swerve

>>15879381
>sure, people who paid to see a wrestling show loved them, but does that even matter?
You're a fucking idiot.

>>15879381

dont you have a match to be in literally right now, dax?

>>15879383
Hep B goes away by itself in 4-8 weeks.

>>15879395
Yeah but like 6 people paid.

This hot tag sequence is way too fucking long

>>15879406
Yeah but no, thousands of people paid, you dickbrained retard.

>>15879383
Doesn't matter, hes cleared so not contagious. Must be some kind of treatment or whatever

If Outrunners actually did their gimmick they’d hold on to the tag rope the entire match convinced nobody can tag without holding it.

Im unironically excited for Okada vs Sammy

I don't have any pepperoni, does salami go good on pizza?

>>15879416
Imagine feeling this personally invested in a Reddit meme which is literally all the outrunners are. no wonder AEW is dying.

>>15879419
I sorta am. They might cook.

>>15879418
it works me into a shoot every time someone tags in when they're not holding the tag rope or touching the corner
>>15879419
this but unironically

>>15879426
Store bought salami idk, but when I’d get salami on dominos it was solid. They cooked it under the cheese idk why. They’d put everything on top but the salami would be under.

>>15879429
Just four more years bro

90 seconds

>>15879429
now type that without crying, fatso

>>15879419
It will only be interesting if Okada goes full "young boy rapist" mode

>>15879419
it'll be a good test to see if okada really is content to just mail it in or still gives a fuck about wrestling, he's not going to keep up with sammy if he can't be bothered to give a shit

Mortos is a goddamn beast!

Shocking victory that will go nowhere.

They're giving Rush wins

good on rush for getting the win. i like him.

BASED

Need a RUSH and Mortos tag team

>>15879435
ok I'm gonna try this, will report back next week

IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL--

>>15879465
lmao

>>15879458
To build him for a title match he’ll lose then leave for a few months again. Actually probably to have him return to the CC in November and lose a bunch.

>>15879452
Okada is fine. Even if hes just having fun he wont turn into Shinsuke

>>15879465
YOU GET THA HEERRRRRNS!!!

boo on cutting off his horns speech

imma shoot with you, i would fuck a fallout ghoul if she was sweet and kind

>IF JU MESS WITH THE BULL-
>*interrupted for a Deeb promo*
Tony fuckin' up.

NIGERS LETS GO

CRYAN BRYAN

They could have just had Aminata win and done Aminata vs Britt. wtf Tony.

>the bryan fears the nigel

>>15879470
I don't mind if he just wants to be the bucks' mascot, he's been pretty entertaining, but it would be nice to get some good matches out of him while he's still healthy enough.

Nige is so based

LMFAO that shirt is too exploitable

Hope Nigel goes full time

See how his shirt doesn't have an AEW logo showing on it?
It takes away from the design

>BRYAN FEARS NIGEL
>*crowd applauds*
TONY
STRAP
NOW

BRYAN FEARS N-

TONY ENTERS THE RING

Why are they building Bryan vs Nigel with a Nigel and Schivone promo battle? What the fuck is happening? Why?

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OH NOOOO!!

>>15879494
no we need him on commentary

GET HIS ASS NIGE

Kennybros... why did Schivone just call Bryan the best wrestler of the world

>>15879506
KILL HIM NIGE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

based nigel heel turn

>>15879502
Wait and it went nowhere fucking what

Should have had Bryan come out in the end

good on nigel to come out of retirement to put bryan over

Nigel>Brian

NIGEL GETTIN HEATED

Right in the feels

good promo

nigel needs to work on his meanmug game

Damn, that crowd sucked

I want Nigel to win so badly.

>>15879517
nah it’s better to save it for grand slam

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I wish they'd let Mariah cut a promo that she's rooting for Nigel to win

Dead

>>15879513
He's always been heel to be fair on commentary.

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>>15879327

>>15879468
Rush was the best part of the C2