It’s Saturday, and you know what that means!AEW Collision is live TONIGHT from the MassMutual Center in Springfield, Massachusetts!8pm ET/7pm CT/ on TNT!We are only 4 DAYS away from AEW's fourth annual Grand Slam event taking place at the Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York City this coming Wednesday!For more information: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aew-event/aew-grand-slam-dynamite-collision>Hook, The Outrunners and FTR vs. The Beast Mortos, Grizzled Young Veterans, Rush, and Roderick Strong>Darby Allin vs. Evil Uno>Mariah May vs. Lady Frost>Dustin Rhodes and Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Undisputed Kingdom for the ROH World Tag Team Championship
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lmao, who the fuck is this fat fuck?is that Scott D'Amore?
best tope suicidas in the bis
>>15878850you werent getting any promos in tjpw regardless since they dont do stories
>off a luchadorokay but this is evil uno
>>15878869Yes
>>15878866where the best wrestle
uno fixing his tying, what a dapper dude
alex reynolds has amazing hair
>>15878876always pops me
I wonder if this Evil Uno match will top the Mox match
This show used to be based when Punk was on it, it's just straight garbage now
>>15878901good grief
Based
darbs launched himself with speed
This is a fantastic scrappy little match. Nothing fancy just a fight. Uno is way better than he ever gets to show.
>uno's flopthey felt that one in the rafters
Gotta love the Darbster
>>15878879They have post show promos literally every single show bud.
>>15878903>it's just straight garbage nowbetter than straight edge
>>15878914>Uno is way better than he ever gets to show.literally just put down the pizzaburgers and hit the weights and he could be a main event beast
Hanger vs Jarrett is THE match
Double J heated
Holy smokes. UT is playing Oklahoma and y'all watching this 4th rate shit. Lmao
>>15878926Now is the perfect time for Uno to get in shape since he's shoot going through a divorce
>>15878926Yeah but those guys also don’t get to show it. What’s Wardlow Cage Hobbs and Archer at?
S L A P N U T S
this run was GOATed
If you told me that I'd be deeply invested in a Hangman/JJ angle last year I would have laughed at you.
Jarrett has a based as fuck shirt if it wasn't for the AEW logo on the side of it
>>15878933>UT is playing OklahomaWhat gay sportsball shit is that?
Love Double J
>>15878855whats the H stands for?Homo?Hemoglobin?Hentai?
YAPPAPAI!
This has been the first week of Dynamite I’ve tuned in for since like Forbidden Door 2/All In London and I’m like flabbergasted. Watche Dynamite this week and it was an unmitigated disaster overall. Tune into Collision since im free tonight and it is STILL amateur hour. Where the fuck does this company think it’s going?? I don’t get it?
lumberjack shit is dimeless
>>15878948Its worse than that its little league sportsball
>>15878937>Wardlow legit don't know, he was getting a push and then disappeared>Cage jobbing in the midcard, where he belongs>Hobbs injured>and Archerold
his wife is soaking wet rn
>>15878945>le logos are bad
>>15878965*Kurt Angle's wife
Renee looking hot tonight
i can't stop looking at aminata's ass...
>Karen flinchesHe beats her. And she deserves it.
>lumberjacksDamn it tony.
hope those arthur ashe tickets start moving thats a good card to turn your nose up at
>queen animatagood lord
you think Cody regretting his decision to jump ship when he sees Queen Aminata?
>>15878961grim
I would unironically marry a black woman if they looked like Aminata
YAS KWEEN
KWEEN time
>>15878969the papers got finalized over a decade ago Kurt, just let it go
>>15878933Red rever shootout isn't until October, piggy.
>>15878969kek, what a fucking cuck
Aminatas massive futa cock
>>15878981>id marry a black womanGross. This is an AEW thread. Gays only.
>>15878956>Where the fuck does this company think it’s going??I mean I would tell you it’s going straight into the fucking ground but Tony Khan the infinite money well is keeping this company alive with his dad’s wallet. Someone else on the board said it but AEW has basically become “what if WCW didn’t die and instead of going under it just became Dixieland TNA”.
Is Hangman supposed to be a heel in this? Didn't this angle with Double J start because Jarrett was a sore loser?
>>15878974Shes a woman. Why so redundant?
>>15878999Depends, do you support arsonists?
>>15878994black cock board newfag
>>15878999…I’ve stopped trying to make sense of this anymore and have decided to just roll with whatever they’re trying to do.
Coom match
>>15879003He burned a north american pavement apes house down. Thats nto a crime its pest control. The biggest problem was the shines werent home at the time
>>15879004>but even farther kek get's me every time, Vince should write erotic fiction under a pen name, man has talent
>>15879003Yes
>>15879013How the fuck is hangman supposed to be a face in this? Dude was about to strike Jarrett's wife several weeks ago.
Deeb looks like a leather wallet that you've had over a decadeworn but reliable
>s'wot I heardI love Nigel
>>15879022>>15879030Le based arguments doesn't mean he's a face in any capacity. He has legit reasons but it pushed him over the edge on wanting to destroy swerve
>>15879034Based Niger
>>15879023for me it's>i'll turn U over and jack off all over U
I live 30 minutes from this show. Springfield Mass has been voted multiple times the worst city to live in in all of America.
>my ass! my ass!
>>15879043That explains a lot.
>>15879042whole thing is a banger, ai should be trained on it to further the human race
>>15879051It’s like a tiny Texas implanted into Massachusetts.
Aminata has some of the best suplexes among women wrestlers
>both women are spentme too ;)
>>15879063Are there any zombies running around?
>>15879063The fuck? That sounds pretty based
luv kweens simple as
>>15879051It’s a cliche joke, but I’m not joking, a tornado happened a decade or more ago and it led to overwhelming improvements that wouldn’t have happened otherwise and it still sucks shit. It’s one of those don’t go down that street or past those tracks towns. Once you stop seeing the elderly people and start seeing kids who look like Aminata you’ve fucked up, turn around.
I lived in Easthampton for a while, pretty close to Springfield. It's never a good sign when the only useful thing in the city is the bus depot for getting the fuck out of there.
>>15879037> He has legit reasons but it pushed him over the edge on wanting to destroy swerveYeah but none of that involved Jarrett. He got through the first round of the Owen Hart Cup, Jarrett was butthurt because he lost, he tried to get in the way of Hangman in his match against Jay (unsuccessfully) and made Hangman lose against Danielson in the final. And yet, he continued to meddle in Page's business.
>>15879043What's funny is I posted this almost exactly in the last thread lol. Two anons who both felt the need to warn people what a godforsaken shithole Springfield is. The birthplace of Dr. Seuss, ruined by niggers and spics.
Aminata should have one that
wow didnt expect that
BOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF YOU HANDBAG
chocolovers... not like this
kek
sex with hayley
why agree to these rules
Luv Harley
Rules seem fair and balanced
>>15878855Nobody is watching this trash Bucko
They could do some sort of funny things where somebody interferes on behalf of Jamie, who prior was friends with Saraya.
HAYTER YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>rule 9: Jamie Hayter is a slagtough but fair
Did Jericho write that list?
>>15879085Anyone who got in the way of him and swerve was in his sights. Jarret was one of them. Hangman was going to kill Mark but Jarret intervened. And then he became the ref for that reason in the Bryan match. Do you cherry pick shit? Then Hangman started going after Jarret during the royal rampage and then during the all in casino gauntlet. Almost as of hangman losing his cool was the reason he was losing time and time again. Something swerve mentioned during the build to all out. Again, how the fuck is hangman a face?
>>15879109I remember there was a nice french bakery there. and an urban outfitters? this is like ten years ago.
why did she eat it
>Renee corpsingsend for the man
>>15879109I shoot live in Northampton and am shoot non binary. We have rainbow crosswalks and benches you practically can’t live here without being a bit gay. We have under 30k residents and barely anyone watches Collision even less in this thread so if you’re actually from Northampton that’s wild.
>>15879130Bimbos, anon.
>>15878855Collision...more like CANCELLED-SION! LMFAO FUCK YOU AEWTISTS LOLOLOLOLOL
>>15879117turn your monitor on
>>15879128That urban outfitters is so overpriced lol. I don’t know if it’s still like this because I don’t go downtown but for awhile there was 3 hippie shops, 2 literally right next to each other with the third one being like 4 doors down. All run by the same woman. I don’t know WTF she’s thinking.
>>15879143>rainbow crosswalks and benchesthat's what comes with building the town around an all-women's college
>>15879143I live 15 minutes away and when the civil war hits I and the rest of the hill people are coming for every single one of you AIDS niggers. Trump 2024.
dustin is the boss
Based Big Bro Dustin
Dustin should be the talent that troubled wrestlers should partner with
Good lord this show fucking sucks so far and this main event looks like absolute snoozer. No wonder the crowd is so small...
i dont want to watch a 10 man match but i want to see mortos and outrunners
>FTR leeching off OutrunnersGrim
>HOOK and the Outriderstoo many dimes
it's time
FUCK YEAH LETS DO SOME COKE AND VOTE FOR RONALD REAGAN!
They really canceled Rampage for this
>leeches off the outrunners in you're path
>>15879186FTR are the Jericho of tag teams
>>15879192they're from a time when America was better (whiter)
CLENCHYOURASSCHEEKS
>>15879167Never a single attractive woman walking out of that college. I walked down that road one time as a pervy teenager thinking it’d be like bliss and was board and disappointed.
>FTR can't get over>sees a new tag team with a fun gimmick>getting over natural>FTR be like
>>15879206no FTR can actually work>>15879210IDK how long ago you did it but if you're into Chinese girls it's the place to be
beast mortos on my tv set!!!
>>15879211learning from the vampire Jericho
should have been mortos & hologram vs outrunners. fuck these other chumps.
>>15879221where is the lie?
The fact this thread is buzzing over tiny Massachusetts towns, maybe that’s why Tony is running in this shithole. Maybe there’s some viewership data he can see that makes sense. I mean there’s probably like 25-35 people at most in this thread and it appears 3-4 are near a 28k population Massachusetts town lol.
>35 minute 10 man main eventTony is off his nut
>>15879225mortos and hologram are feuding
Ain't no one watching this shit lol
>>15879125It wasn't Jarrett's problem. If Jarrett hadn't tried to interfere in Hangman's matches during the Owen Hart Cup and he and his friends hadn't pestered Page after that nothing would have happened to him.
>>15879232not in my headcanon they aren't
>>15879230The northeast has always been big on pro wrestling. I was actually planning on getting tickets to this show but I forgot.
>>15879220Might have to take a walk tomorrow. My yellow fever is strong. I should just claim trans and attend the school.
>>15879235Why are you talking about smackdown after its been canceled
here for my man mortos
>>15879242why? it's a great rivalry
>how do you do fellow 80s gimmickokay ftr is trying way too hard
>>15879247my nigga
>>15879230Springfield is the closes thing to a city in Western Massachusetts, it draws from all over the hilltowns and even some of the hills have eyes hillbilly freaks that live in NH.
>>15879244I honestly have never considered going to wrestling live in my entire life. Just seems perfectly fine on TV.
>"have you ever been anyone's number one, tony?"
sex with mortos
>>15879264I need a woman. I figure a wrestling show is as good a place to try as any.
rrraawwrrrrr
>>15879265She finally left Cole for him right?
was frank thomas born bald? I could swear he was bald from day one in MLB
>>15879261God I wish Northampton had this shit for the sole reason of wrestlers being shocked by how gay it is and those pics becoming memes. At least one wrestler would take a pic on the gay crosswalk and it’d get posted here constantly calling that wrestler gay. With Springfield they ain’t gonna remember being here by tomorrow.
Are they finally calling him Rush like the band instead of Roosh?
>>15879273I just walk up and down the street in front of the high school waving frantically.
Tag in Mortos
pair mortos and rush and give them a tag run and put them on my tv every week
>>15879290Can he finally say horns instead of HARNS?
>>15879290
I love nigel
Hook is so cool
>>15879309hook is a skinny geek
>>15879167Having the construction dmv dudes redo the rainbow leads to funny pictures
>>15879230Nielson gives you location, education, income, age, sex, everything
>>15879301tyler black mentioned on roh last night kek
>>15879295We have no idea what is up with dralistico. Rush hasn't done anything with Don callis either as of late
>>15879300>hcharns
>>15879311no you're just a fat nerd
>>15879312So hypothetically how many telephone poles do you have to people ratio in that town of profligates?
>>15879316>dralisticospeaking of where tf is bandido. looks like they're rebranding preston in roh.
>>15879312what a hilarious waste of taxpayer dollars
Really good episode tonight
>>15879301How can you shit on Rush, the band though? Even with their more electronica pop influenced 80s music, they were still ahead of the gameEveryone says that LedZep had the best drummer ever. And I'm still like, but there's Rush. I'm not even Canadian but doing morse code on some cymbal hihats that's your airport code is geniusAnd if you're paying attention enough. You got it in your head cuz it's so simple
MORTOS
is it true? are some of the greatest athletes in the world in that ring?
I grew a full beard during that resthold
>>15879339worked
>>15879345The Best they say
Gonna be honest the Outrunners dont need to be badasses but they are generally bigger than a lot of guys and should be given some shine at least
>>15879327If it helps it’s been called Lesbianville since at least 1993. Like nationally on tv and in papers it’s called that.
So...when do the outrunners dethrone the bucks?
>>15879339this is more music discussion than is currently occurring on the entirety of /mu/, classical general notwithstanding.
Outrunners are so ridiculously over.
>>15879357inshallah they are dethroned
>>15879356Hmm, ok you made me worry aout things a bit there. Can you be too fat for crucifition?
Outrunners remind me of when wrestling was fun to watch.
>>15879333Wait till you hear about the rainbow benches the crosswalk leads to
>>15879357>>15879365We love our EVP's here... or else.
>>15879359As over as you can be as an act not actually improving ratings or ticket sales. So basically empty noise. A lot of noise, but empty. From people who already bought in.
So what happens if Nigel accidentally starts bleeding during the match?
>>15879383bryan drinks it to one-up hangman and swerve
>>15879381>sure, people who paid to see a wrestling show loved them, but does that even matter?You're a fucking idiot.
>>15879381dont you have a match to be in literally right now, dax?
>>15879383Hep B goes away by itself in 4-8 weeks.
>>15879395Yeah but like 6 people paid.
This hot tag sequence is way too fucking long
>>15879406Yeah but no, thousands of people paid, you dickbrained retard.
>>15879383Doesn't matter, hes cleared so not contagious. Must be some kind of treatment or whatever
If Outrunners actually did their gimmick they’d hold on to the tag rope the entire match convinced nobody can tag without holding it.
Im unironically excited for Okada vs Sammy
I don't have any pepperoni, does salami go good on pizza?
>>15879416Imagine feeling this personally invested in a Reddit meme which is literally all the outrunners are. no wonder AEW is dying.
>>15879419I sorta am. They might cook.
>>15879418it works me into a shoot every time someone tags in when they're not holding the tag rope or touching the corner>>15879419this but unironically
>>15879426Store bought salami idk, but when I’d get salami on dominos it was solid. They cooked it under the cheese idk why. They’d put everything on top but the salami would be under.
>>15879429Just four more years bro
90 seconds
>>15879429now type that without crying, fatso
>>15879419It will only be interesting if Okada goes full "young boy rapist" mode
>>15879419it'll be a good test to see if okada really is content to just mail it in or still gives a fuck about wrestling, he's not going to keep up with sammy if he can't be bothered to give a shit
Mortos is a goddamn beast!
Shocking victory that will go nowhere.
They're giving Rush wins
good on rush for getting the win. i like him.
BASED
Need a RUSH and Mortos tag team
>>15879435ok I'm gonna try this, will report back next week
IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL--
>>15879465lmao
>>15879458To build him for a title match he’ll lose then leave for a few months again. Actually probably to have him return to the CC in November and lose a bunch.
>>15879452Okada is fine. Even if hes just having fun he wont turn into Shinsuke
>>15879465YOU GET THA HEERRRRRNS!!!
boo on cutting off his horns speech
imma shoot with you, i would fuck a fallout ghoul if she was sweet and kind
>IF JU MESS WITH THE BULL->*interrupted for a Deeb promo*Tony fuckin' up.
NIGERS LETS GO
CRYAN BRYAN
They could have just had Aminata win and done Aminata vs Britt. wtf Tony.
>the bryan fears the nigel
>>15879470I don't mind if he just wants to be the bucks' mascot, he's been pretty entertaining, but it would be nice to get some good matches out of him while he's still healthy enough.
Nige is so based
LMFAO that shirt is too exploitable
Hope Nigel goes full time
See how his shirt doesn't have an AEW logo showing on it?It takes away from the design
>BRYAN FEARS NIGEL>*crowd applauds*TONYSTRAPNOW
BRYAN FEARS N-
TONY ENTERS THE RING
Why are they building Bryan vs Nigel with a Nigel and Schivone promo battle? What the fuck is happening? Why?
OH NOOOO!!
>>15879494no we need him on commentary
GET HIS ASS NIGE
Kennybros... why did Schivone just call Bryan the best wrestler of the world
>>15879506KILL HIM NIGE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
based nigel heel turn
>>15879502Wait and it went nowhere fucking what
Should have had Bryan come out in the end
good on nigel to come out of retirement to put bryan over
Nigel>Brian
NIGEL GETTIN HEATED
Right in the feels
good promo
nigel needs to work on his meanmug game
Damn, that crowd sucked
I want Nigel to win so badly.
>>15879517nah it’s better to save it for grand slam
I wish they'd let Mariah cut a promo that she's rooting for Nigel to win
Dead
>>15879513He's always been heel to be fair on commentary.
>>15879327
>>15879468Rush was the best part of the C2