Pirate Pits Edition(Though still recovering from her eye injury, Kairi was cleared to wrestle this week. Being the hardcore legend she is, powered through it and is taking one step closer towards reclaiming the titles. The Kookout Kommunity Kweens are surely beginning to get worried as the Sky Pirates keep gaining momentum and get more and more reactions each week. With our Pirate Princess at the helm, nothing can go wrong as we sail towards next week's Raw! We love /arrrrgirl/!)PREVIOUS: >>15860940Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
(Hope last thread's OP doesn't mind that I made this one)
>>15915081She’s so damn hot.
>>15915081MORE HIGH QUALITY PIRATE PRINCESS PITS ASAP
i love kairi
>>15915145
slow mo pits
>>15915081As the OG OP I approve of this thread! Good work!
>>15915159She's perfect and beautiful a winning combination
Why do Kairi and Iyo remove all of their body hair from the neck down?
>>15915319you tell me
>>15915319Because sex objectively feels better the less hair down there each person involved has
>>15915561I'm pretty sure Japs like it bushy
>>15916343Iyo and Kairi don't. They've accepted and grown to enjoy the smoothness more.
>>15916373Big news!
>>15915081Based.
I, for one, appreciate the hairlessness
When is Kairi going full monster heel on Asuka and Iyo?
>>15917708Kairi is too cute to be a convincing heel. Even when damage ctrl were heels Kairi seemed like a face
>>15917729Exactly. It’s the ones you never suspect….
>>15915203Princess of mimes - Will Kairi ever escape the invisible box of Kawaii that she is contained within?
Whenever I peek into the Iyo general I am thankful that we have been spared their fate and are blessed with such a comfy thread, even if it's a little slow at times.
Hardcore legend
>>15918411We don't have Kairi antis yet
>>15918411Iyo fans do spam her quite a lot and are openly antagonistic to certain elements of /pw/. Hopefully Kairi fans know not to be drawn into this sort of thing.What bothers me is the cold-war like situation I sometimes observe between Asuka and Iyo fans. Hopefully this is just some psycho trying to stir trouble and not a real thing.
Just the single victorious pit on display here fellas, but baaaaa gaaawwwd it's a good one!
>>15918869A would-be anti has shown up on /arrrr/ once or twice - but he was promptly run out of town. We don't take kindly to their types around here.
>>15918961It's mostly anti false flags in that regard. They have a discord where they plot their moves out(sounds too pathetic to be true but it's been exposed).
>>15915081I'm thinking a pit gooning session is on the schedule for tonight. I really love being able to jerk off to armpits. It's an unusual fetish but never makes me feel dirty or fucked up because it's so tame and inoffensive. It's improved my mental health desu I used to be into all sorts of depraved porn that made me feel like shit but now I'm back to the teenage mindset of being able to cum for bikini pics and I jerk off way less than I used to and it all around just feels really nice and I've learned to slow down and enjoy it again
>>15919342That's the spirit! Modesty is hot!
It's sucks so bad having to wait a whole week between Raw shows for more Kairi. I can only imagine how much it has sucked for diehard Kanachads while she has been out injured. The Kabukis need their titles back asap so they can defend them every episode of all three shows.
>>15919034>I'm happyme too cap, me too
>>15915081Her armpits are probably smelly
>>15919886Smell like rosewater I agree
>>15919886>Her armpits are probably smellyLike the sweet and sultry fragrance of a jasmine blossom in the morning though, right?
>>15918863mmmmmm Let me tell you a bit about hardcore mmmmmmYou got Terry Funk - His deathmatches were legendary - a pioneer in the field who wrote the book on hardcore.You got Mick Foley - a madman who eats thumbtacks for breakfast. I once personally yeeted him from the top of the cell and he came back for more. mmmmm now that's hardcore.You got Shane O'mac - The boy wonder who pushed me, big show and Angle to our limits. The kid has no fear... most could only dream of being as hardcore as Shane.Then you got Capt'n Kai-ri In-Sane-O... A name whispered by those in the know as being synonymous with the most depraved carnage imaginable. mmmmmm hardcore doesn't cut it with this girl. She has bled gallons into the ring. Taken hundreds of concussions in her lust for pops. I would not want to mess with her mmmmmm.
carny princess
Kairi is my shoot gf and I'm tired of pretending she isnt.
>>15918411>>15918869kairi is just too damn cute for anyone to hate her. no matter how much of a schizo you are spending time hating on her is impossible
>>15920158>your ideal date
Do you guys think brownish-red hair Kairi will ever make a come-back?
>>15919870I'm kinda torn on this. On one hand I love the Kabukis, on the other I want Asuka to have one last run with a title with a win at Wrestlemania. I really don't think she's gonna be wrestling for much longer so I'd love for her to get just one more title run.
Kairi will guarantee you sex 5 times a week, even anal once per week and will agree to let you make her a mother. But, you have to get laser hair removal to your pubic area to forever match her hairlessness.Do you?
>>15921858When's the appointment?
>>15921858I say peace out to my bush
>>15921858AWW HELL YEAH
>>15921858I'd let her pull each pube out individually with a pair of tweezers if I can get that deal.
>>15923295HOT
Kairi.
.iriaK
Kairi Sane (36)
>Hey anon, You need a ride?
>>15924602Holy cute
>>15924602qt office girl Kaori
Kairi beat Chelsea in the dark match
>>15924725There HAS to be more pics from this set. She looks so hot here
>>15925084
>>15915081Pit chad here, I fucking hate when bitches airbrush that shit. How does anyone get off to that?
Pitfags deserve the rope.
Kairi won with the anchor
>>15925524
>>15926499oh shit Kairi vs Iyo is ON
>>15926564No she beat Chelsea in the dark match, not Speed
after reading IYO's message to Kairi I'm convinced Kairi's marriage is just a front to hide her actual marriage to IYO.No friend would write like that to another friend. They definitely kiss when no one is watching. Holding hands even.
>>15926597Based
>>15926499Sweet... must have been a long time since she won with the anchor. Vintage Kairi!
Doku
>>15927876Doku took giga-bumps like a champ
>>15926960They kiss everywhere, even down there
Kairi "the soft, smooth and hairless pirate princess" Odate
>>15928853God leather pants Kairi is a blessing
>>15928423they kissed in Australia?!?but Iyo wasn't booked for Elimination Chamber?
GIVE KAIRI YOUR ENERGY CHAT
>>15919870last word on Asuka is she's out at least the rest of this calendar year. Likely looking at a Rumble return, which is now on in February next year as well.shit sucks bad :(
>>15931087Holy cute
>>15931087>>15931087unbelievable kawaii
>>15931377>>15931658
Kairi is cute, but I just get the feeling she's great in bed. Like, she is great at sucking dick and I bet she likes her backdoor being played with.Probably loves spanking and dirty talk too
>>15931808unbelievable, Jeff
>>15926960GOAT lezbos
>>15931835Think she likes her pits being licked?
>>15931835Kairi legitimately has no clue what a penis is.
>>15930493This is indeed sad news. Though it did look like she was walking very stiff in the latest couple of KCTV vids. A surprise rumble return would be cool though. My dream scenario is Asuka wins another rumble. Then beats Rhea at Mania. Then she has a great last run including a feud against Iyo. Then she puts Kairi over and rides off into the sunset.
>>15931835I'm betting she like's a huge white dick up her ass
>>15933389It is rumored that Kairi is intimately familiar with Asukock, Minadick and Poinis. But her favorite is Iyorifice.
>>15930826lol didn't Bubba Ray express his love for Kairi on his podcast? I mean it's cool that he's a Kairichad... but I wouldn't trust him to not eventually powerbomb her through a table for being too cute.
>>15933761Some of my favorite wrestlers are futa...?
>>15933740The day Asuka retires is the day WWE will be left with a massive hole in their women's division.
>>15915081When is Kairi doing her own Kairi Chan TV?
>>15934947Dacutiepie:>Yeaaa gurrrrl work that thang!
>>15934947She must have a dozen variants of that same outfit. Each one cuter than the last.
kairin tummy belt
>>15935230when you strike gold with an attire, no need to change it, other than the color. i will say picrel is definitely my favorite variant, for obvious reasons
>>15926597Damnit it seems like Kairi is having all these cool dark matches. I would have liked to see her fight Liv.
>>15915081Does Kairi shave her pits or have them waxed?
>>15935960She has me pluck them with my teeth - true story
>>15935230>>15935497An oldie but a goodie. I fell in love with Kairi seeing her in the Mae Young classic.
>>15935960I don't think you get to that level of smoothness unless you have the world's best razor. So, waxed or lasered is the answer
>>15935960>>15936070Kayfabe: She uses the power of the cutlass.Reality: Probably laser. Only the best for Kairi.
Any word on Kairi having a fight at Marigold? I think a TNA-style invasion with Marigold would be neat. Have a couple of their best turn up to get creamed by Kairi and Giulia. It would be a good chance to show the fans how our girls perform in their native style. And it'd give Marigold some prestige to tangle in the big leagues.
>>15936366I would need to see Kairi vs Kizuna and Chika Goto vs Jaida Parker if joint card or invasion angle goes through.
>>15935960Laser for sure
>>15937105Computer, Enhance
>>15937761
>>15937761Perfection
VROOM VROOMBADD ASS COMING THRU
>>15915081Kairi has no pit hair
[Excellent news]Kairi-chan had a great B-day!
>>15939674Why is so vulgar? There is zero reason to use foul language
>>15939538She has no hair besides whats on her head and face
>>15939726Not even a razor thin landing strip?
>>15939687She is a pirate
>>15915081Is there a gallery out there of nothing but her pits? Or joshi pits in general? Is there a site that's like wikifeet but for pits?
>>15940064You might have to start one.
I'm in love with the Hojo!
>>15926499>>15927849looks like the anchor is coming back
>>15941288The Anchor Lock
More Kairi today?
>>15942265Yes, but can we get some lewd Kairi
>>15942721no she's not like that
>>15942721Sadly she never gets lewdBikini pics is as far as she goes
>>15942721
>>15943287Risquè!
>>15939269very beautiful woman
>>15939269Everyone remembers their 1st
>>15944400Aura
>>15942770oh no?
May this Raw bless us with more Kairi.
>>15915081What do those pits smell like?
>>15945818Like beaches and oceans
>>15945818>Worked smellSea salt and the finest rum>shoot smellSomething fruity or flowery just depends on the day tbqhwyf
Was Kairi on Raw?
>>15947953Backstage vignette challenging for the tag titles, decent english from both
>>15948297why did you edit out IYO?
>>15948369I was trying to test out the ai features on my phone to see how good it is at generating missing pieces, I think it came out well. Gonna make one of Iyo too since I think she looks pretty in that picture.
Titles soon
>>15948297Dangerously cute
Hojo
Hairless Hottie Hojo
>>15947967her voice is really beautiful, wish they'd let her speak more
>>15951112Love Cheese. Love Kairi. Simple as.
Kairi is the hottest human to ever exist
>>15951601everyone agrees with this
>>15951601Many wise people are saying this!
>>15951601objectively true
>>15951601Someone get her an ice pack then!!
I wish Kairi was real
>>15951564
back to page 1weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>15953484based
Damn Giulia lost :(
Kairi's pancake butt
H̴⦷J̵⦲ +1
Kaori +1
>>15940064get a loada dis guy
>>15958313sexycute
>>15958313One of my fav pics of her ever desu
>>15957299Someone made the effort to cut out Iyochan.
more pits please
>>15958313god damn shes beutiful
the sky pirates final could actually happen!
>>15960380they'll do IYO vs Candice for the millionth time
>>15961047>millionth timealright bro lol. candice has been off tv for months, i dont see how she could beat /arrrrrgirl/
Arrr page 10 bump
>>15961889theres a lot of console warring spam on the board right now, we cant let this thread get bumped off the catalog kairichads
>>15961889Thanks for saving the thread
>>15962280Not a Problem.
I stg if they make Kairi job to Gargano's wife of all people
>>15952584I know Kairi is so talented and pretty that it may seem she is unreal. But rest assured KAIRI IS FOR REAL.
>>15962864But her beauty is unreal. It's out of this world.
What's your favorite Kairi moment?
>>15962476Kairi needs to get her tummy like this again. It was very kissable.
>>15964359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgH1pUTpYnYThis match was an absolute barn-burner
You have been gifted the opportunity to do ONE of the following:>knife-edge chop the belly>blow raspberry on belly>pinch pic related >>15937761>insert finger into belly button for 5 seconds.what do hot-shot? what do?
>>15964924I guess >insert finger into belly button for 5 seconds would be the most intimate. Kairi probably wouldn't ever forget some /arrrr/ deviant doing that to her lol.
>>15964924I'd make raspberries on her tummy. Why pass up a chance for my lips to touch her skin with the other options.
>>15965300Strangely sexual, but you would be able to claim to have been inside of Kairi, kind of
>>15964924Also rlly cute Kairi pic
>>15965411I think raspberries would be a good option if a practice run is allowed. Sometimes it can take a few goes until you get that real nice brapp sound you're looking for.
>>15964359
>>15966481anyone have the webm of Bianca blowing the kiss and Kairi catching it and pitching it to Iyo who home-runs it?
>>15966481>when HHH booked Kairi to be the trophy winning champion and a dominant wrestler against Bianca
>>15962333it was me though wtf. you didnt do it. I deserve my kairi flute moment
>>15966649You might be an impostor
>>15966649>>15962333BAHAHAHA I saved the previous thread from page 10 oblivion and didn't see the need for any grand-standing, hotdoggin' or showboating. Ya pair of pre-madonna's.
>>15966667>pre-madonna'sTo play doubles advocate though, we're all a team trying to establish and keep Kairi threads going among the diamond dozen Nash and console warring threads. Props to every past, present future that saves theses threads from being taken into the void.
>>15966667>pre-madonnathe word is PrimadonnaYou profoundly dumb person.
>>15966667I literally bumped all three generals at the same time when they were on page 10. you didnt say that, because you didnt do any of it. youre a pretender and I will destroy you
>>15966940I'm sorry alright - I was quoting Macho man and got it wrong. Primadonna isn't a word that really fits in with my regular lexicon. It can happen to any of us!language police fag lol.
page 3 bumpgibz plz
I love my Pancake Pirate Princess! I was so happy when she came back to Stardom and so sad when she left again.
Post rare Kairis please
>>15967396big thighs for such a smol
>>15960380Imagine if Sky Pirates explode because of WWE speed of all things.
>beautifully balanced
>>15967749Speed isn't canon.
>>15967749Nah, IYO and Kairi have fought each other in the past and it always has been a competitive effort only. They love each other too much to ever be separated, either in kayfabe or in real life. More in real life because they're married and hold hands.
>>15967835That's true, but Speed's popularity would increase with a Sky Pirates faceoff and Sky Pirates popularity would increase if the girls got to show off their native style in the Speed final.
>Dromedary-Hoof Duchess
>>15968016Why did a lot of Stardom girls have the samey haircut back in the day?
>>15966481>>15966573
>>15966667>pre-madonnakek im stealing this one
>>15968084I hope they redo this spot in their next match
>>15967396Page 3 is good, but not a feat. PRETENDER
>>15968016m o u n d
>>15968064Do they all get the same military hairchop when they start in the dojo ? Like the men do.
>>15915203Did Kairi study the art of Mime while she was away from the Fed last time around ?
>>15968016Nice thigh meat
>>15964359This one
Luv Kairi, simple as.
>>15970849she didn't do that!
>https://x.com/WWEgames/status/1841901091169948065Kairi is cutely advertising her DLC in a short video! You DID buy her DLC, right?
>>15971019Very kawaii commercial
>>15968084YESSSS! Thanks anon! Comedy gold.
>>15971019Wish she did it in English
>>15966940>>15968093On second thought I totally meant to say pre-madonna... like a Madonna in the embryo stage or something. But I was ridiculed for my slick turn-of-phrase... almost like people didn't know it was a joke. The botch that never was!
>>15969256>study the art of MimeWell she's certainly got the invisible box bit down to an art. As far as I know that puts her at the pinnacle of mime artistry.
>>15969250Maybe it's for their own protection. I imagine the older, meaner Joshi would love yanking out the long and pretty hair of newcomers. Big hair is earned by learning the skills necessary to defend it.
>>15971019Of course!I might even replay the story with Kairi knowing full well how totally bizarre it will be to have her with an American voice actress
>>15971019This video actually made me buy the dlc. She's just too cute
>>15968084based
>>15971019Holy fucking cute
>dirty Hojo
>>15970983You'd best believe she did!
>>15971656>.jpg_large.jpgkek
>>15973230I'd be like a cat and clean her up with my tongue.
Can I buy the Kairi DLC even though I don't own the game? Just to support /arrrr/ girl.
>>15974154its not like she gets royalties per dlc sold lol
>>15974207Does she not?
Real life anime girl.
>>15974286being in the game is already part of their WWE contract whether they’re DLC or not so she doesn’t actually get anything from you buying it
>>15973686good luck getting any solid licks in with this mad dog on the case
>>15970849How rude, crude and uncalled for. As expected of our scallywag captain.
>>15974998lol what a pair of badass rockers
>>15974821They were constantly mentioning the most played 2K24 wrestlers on Raw and Smackdown. If you buy the DLC and play as Kairi a whole lot you would contribute towards how popular 2K perceive Kairi to be. This data would be passed on to WWE and likely have genuine impacts for Kairi. So yes, you should absolutely buy the game & the DLC and play as Kairi a lot. And also play as the Kabukis and Sky Pirates too.
>>15975356i really really REALLY doubt triple h bases his booking on 2k24 popularity lol. if you wanna talk about something that could somewhat help her its watching her clips on social media. and buying recycled slop games every year is dumb enough, getting all the dlcs is even more retarded
>>15975403Perhaps not fully, but seeing one DLC sell more than others would definitely indicate that some are more popular than others
>>15975846the dlc has many people in it, it would have literally 0 effect on kairi. stop shilling goyslop, make better financial choices, get a clue
Kaori.
Yet another MASSIVELY successful edition of /arrrr/!
>>15975089Based Cheese making sure his human isn't sullied in any way.
>>15976832If You Say So Kid.
>>15977316I sure do, boy.
New Kairi pit just dropped!
Yaaaaar, I spy a camel toe!
>>15979929ayyy that be a nice and true spot. Ye been promoted to the crows nest, ye keen-eyed sea dog.
What's Kairi's favorite food?
>>15980543
>>15975233Asuka looks like she is genuinely letting out kek's & lol's at Kairi's belt-guitar shredding
>>15976039The DLC does feature many wrestlers. And if 2K can see Kairi is more often played than others in the pack like Nia, Jade or Lyra - she will receive some form of kudos from this. Even if nothing more than her own personal satisfaction. Kairi already does seem incredibly popular though. I base this on the fact the she had enormous amounts of downloads for CAW's before a proper Kairi came out with the DLC. Also, Kairi told me to buy her DLC. I'm quite capable of making up my own mind and buying any goyslop Kairi tells me to buy.
>>15981636>Kairi told me to buy her DLCi hope youre working a gimmick dude
>>15981785She very sweetly implied that all Kairichads should buy her DLC. See >>15971019 for details. I would have bought 10 Kairi DLC's if possible.
Do DLCs ever get discounted?
>>15981947Yea but maybe not for a while. I got the special edition which came with the season pass. I kinda regret it as the latest DLC is probably the only worthwhile one. Dudley boys were okay I guess. Hopefully she'll be a release character in 2K25 so we can put this pay-walled Kairi saga behind us.
With a heavy heart, it is my solemn duty to report that our captain has fallen to Candice Lerae in the women's Speed tourney. I'm also sorry to say that Iyo too has been defeated by this seemingly reinvigorated Poison Pixie. Our hopes of a Kairi vs Iyo final have been dashed. Our disappointment is immeasurable. And I am sure many our days have been ruined. I think it would be a nice gesture if we could all come together at this difficult time and express our condolences for our captain and her friend Iyo and pray for their wellbeing and future success.Also Congratulations Candice!!
>>15982281i cant believe triple nose did this. fuck him and his obsession johnny 'dimeless' faggotgano
>>15982281THREE MINUTES is not long enough for a Kabuki Pirate finale. They need an hour or all night maybe
>>15982281Candice?! No. NOOOOOOOOOO.
>>15982331good point. still surprising to see Candice beat both our girls. Dark times.
Kairi's smooth and hairless vagina
>>15982399Eh, no one will care at the end of the day. Candice still won't be on TV, and still won't get over even if she shows up. She's basically the Natalya of the Smackdown Women's Division.
>>15982281Is there a single genuine Candice Lerae fan? I have never once seen a single person going out of their way to post about her here, let alone seen a single sign supporting her on TV. She's the Johnny Gargano of the womens division - Trips keeps trying, writes her off TV for a few months and then tries to get people to like her again while failing.
what's the next /arrrr/ gonna be?
Kairi is based
>>15984331HD Kairi
Kairi is cute
NEW>>15984494>>15984494
>abandoning ship at 305 posts and leaving this thread adrift and incomplete. DesertionFinish this voyage. Land ho to 310. Steer her home ye scurrilous louts
>>15985684Aye, will do, ye.
Angel
LAND IN SIGHT
Thank you for the voyage, Captain Hojo.
