Elon Musk Approved Space Pirate Edition(Iyo left Kairi hanging to go do backflips off a cage with the Kweens so it looks like Kairi will be fighting lesbians with Kota. Not much of an adventure but it is what it is. Kairi remains cute and sexy though which is all that matters as we remain shipwrecked on scissor island.)Previous: >>16263445Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>16309618It's just the reflection in your monitor. Don't be so hard on yourself
Soonhttps://streamable.com/asvl7
>>16309621Anti btfo
Kairi Roja
>>16309611ayy lmao
>>16309618nigga spawncamped a thread
>>16309611Feels fucking good to be the ONLY Elon Musk approved general on /pw/
>>16309632This is the only tolerable form of that song.
>>16309760The christcuck is not Elon
What did he mean by this?
the Elon Musk dicksucking is super cringe.Can the 1 guy forcing it knock it off please you are embarrassing yourself.
>>16309880>its real>>16309894This isn't the Iyo thread where people fight and argue. If you don't like fun then don't post here.
>>16309909sucking Elon's dick is cringe faggot shitGo do that on Twitter. Not here. You dork ass.
>>16309880Dangerously based of the Muskster
>1 guy samefagging replies to his own posts putting over this cringe Elon Musk cocksucking faggotryYou were not bullied enough
>>16309880Based
>>16309661She should start doing this
>>16309932Get the fuck out of here with your TDS faggot. Kamala lost you little cuck and no amount of crying will change that.
>>16309611Elon should have made them put the speed belt on Kairi. Shit was DOA going to Lady Gargano
>>16309923Based Elon working this fucking tranny into a seething shoot
off to a great start of this edition guys!
Elon has fucked many troons
>>16310014He's super anti-tranny. Having one of your sons fall victim to the tranny mind virus will do that to you.
Kairi is a CUTE!
>Can't stop screeching about off topic /pol/ faggotry>calls anyone else deranged Enjoy the vacation
>>16310243Stop crying, it's really fucking lame
>>16310243It's also the same guy who keeps pushing the "KAIRI IS A CHRISTIAN" faggotry and just wants this thread to be about getting attention for himself than posting on topic and all being Anons. He wants to be the centre of attention.Absolute cancerous faggotry. Was clearly bullied hard, but not hard enough.
>>16310268You really got mad getting called out for your TDS huh? Why even come in here if you are just gonna be such a massive faggot and cry?
>>16309875>>16310243>>16310268
Now back to posting actual on topic content, that isn't trying to get attention on the poster
yep it's the same guy alright.I do despise having to share a fandom with mental derelicts such as this.
>>16310288Was this from the lead up to her match with Tam?
>>16310289here herelet us post only about Kairi
>samefagging every single one of his own posts like thisunbelievable saddo shit
this faggot>>16310299,>>16310268,>>16309932is >>16308538,>>16308914
anywaysback on topic now
> *dies in kawaii*
>>16310362She's so dramatic
>>16310369
>>16309611I wanna be abducted by Kairi
>>16310406>Asuka making Kairi crack within 10 seconds of being onscreen with her again after 3 yrsgotta love that nee-san
Reminder, tranni boi hates Kairi's religion because his dick don't work
>>16310451She wears a lot of crosses but I've never actually looked into if she's religious or not. Based if true
>>16310460She's not. She was married in a traditional Japanese shinto ceremony. Christianity has very little foothold historically in Japan.Japanese wear crosses as fashion accessories to imitate Western fashion. This has been explained to this retard 1000 times but he refuses to listen. They guy you are replying to is a braindead attention seeking retard who likes to make shit up to derail the thread and put the focus of attention on himself instead of on Kairi. Because he is a fake fan who loves himself more than he likes Kairi, and want's this thread to be his little sandbox where he is the centre of attention. Hence going off on the unprompted, unhinged /pol/ shitposting tangents.
>>16310288>that gif>those digitsHOLY FUCKING BASED
>>16310506
>>16310506i asked kairi and she told me in perfect english she's a christian
I have no horse in this race, but why do people get so mad over this guy memeing about her being christian but not about other memes such as Iyo and Kairi hating Bianca and Jade because you know why? Does it matter in the end?
>>16310506holy fucking shit dude. why are you seething so hard. please chill out. you keep accusing the christian guy of derailing the thread but all he does is post kairi with crosses once every few days and you are the one that rants about it. you are the schizo that made him into a thing. you are derailing the thread.shut up, please
>>16310574spergs have autism flare-ups over the least consequential nonsense. best to ignore
>>16310574>>16310588like not even shitposting, he is literally jewish so Kairi wearing a cross or holding garlic or direct sunlight causes him physical pain
>>16310561mega based
>>16310561I believe you. She wears too many crosses for it to just be a fashion choice.
>>16310599You are right. She is a Christian
>You can also use chemistry to make water appear to "turn in to" wine:>Potassium or ammonium thiocyanate:>A few drops of a solution containing potassium or ammonium thiocyanate can be added to the glass to make the "wine" appear red.
Kairi Satan
>>16309880You should put this in the replies, but clarify in some way that it isn't directed at Elon.
>>16310377>Kairi making sure Lash's wig doesn't come offShe's so thoughtful. No wonder everyone loves her backstage.
More Kairi Roja
New Kairi thread!
>>16310369Those damn kweenz slamming Kairi while she is busy trying to save the planet with her kawaii
>>16311313>She skips for chipsMust've learned that from Iyo
Chubster Pirates
>>16310447The sexual tension here could be cut with a knife. Kairi knew what she is was in for that night.
>>16311418To be fair, Asuka can have sexual tension with Jimmy Carter. She just has a sexual aura that's always on.
>>16310447Kairi is BUILT for Asuka.
>walking home late at night>this rolls out of the bushesHow do you respond without sounding dead?
>>16311612>savagely mauled before he can say h-NEXT!
>>16311652dude got murdered so hard his post was deleted. kairi really is savage
>>16311652oh shit, nigeru got wiped out so fast that his post got deleted. For your reference, the poor fool said 'hi'
>>16311606I would probably laugh but if she tried anything I would beat the shit out of her. I'm not gonna let a 5 ft midget fuck with me, even if it is Kairi.
Blonde Hojo
>>16311606I panic-roll spam until the inevitable YOU DIED
>>16311652>>16311678>>16311687
>>16311701got any purple Hojo?
>>16310506Christianity is relevant in Japan in modern times much more than 200 years ago.Shinzo Abe got killed for it. Christianity is a sect of sorts in Japan and South Korea, and all the famous cool kids are in it. Like Scientology here.
>>16311875Christianity has a lot in common with Scientology
>>16311821I can just give me a Hojo you want purple
Good to see our little sister /giu/ defeat the evil trannies in the ratings AGAIN
>>16311914How about this Hojo? She's already a little bit purple here but could do with even more purple.
>>16311388Sensual load swishing Kairi
>>16311962OK I made 3 but here is regular Purple Hojo
Lavender Hojo
Lilac Hojo (my fav)
Silver Fox Hojo
>>16312198>>16312203>>16312206Awesome. Lilac Hojo looks very anime. Thanks Kairichad!
>>16312235These Jap girls are hard to do because they have so many different hair colors a lot of the time. I gave up on Iyo because her 2 tone never ends up looking right
>>16309611>People fighting over whether Kairi is Christian or not>Kairi straight up tells us she is an alien>All Scientology management organizations are controlled exclusively by members of the SEA ORG, which is a paramilitary organization for the elite, innermost dedicated core of Scientologists. The highest-ranking SEA ORG officer is referred to as THE CAPTAINHypothesis: Kairi is The Captain of a global reptilian Illuminati cabal. If we play our cards right, there will be an honored place for all of /arrrr/ on Kairi's home planet in the Zeta Reticuli system
>>16312342Kairi could be a good Christian girl AND an alien overlord. The two are not mutually exclusive.
>>16311606>turn around>bend over>pepper my angus>serve it up raw>be devoured>be happy I am helping Kairi stay strong
>>16312402I would be honored to have Kairi as my Alien overlord and Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. Sounds fucking based to me.
>>16312342Kairi is an alien and a christian. Aliens come to Earth to make a pilgrimage to the universe's holy cite, where our lord and savior Jesus Christ, king of kings died for our sins
What are the odds /arrrr/ girl turns up on Smackdown tomorrow? She wasn't on Raw, after all. I feel like it's our time. We are due some Kairi.
>Kairi busted hanging out on the corners again
>>16312689noooooo no no it's not what it looks like!
Weren't a bunch of shows taped again? Any word of Kairi showing up?
>>16311918Anyone got this janken tournament in full? I could only ever find the one from the year after on YouTube. Kyona showed great heel potential here.
>>16312619>What are the odds /arrrr/ girl turns up on Smackdown tomorrow?Zero. she had the week off because they pretaped a show for RAW. She might dark match wrestle Liv. Shayna, Zoey, IYO, Zelina, Kairi and Lyra have all taken turns fighting Liv in dark matches and Liv has unironically fought more in slopdown dark matchs than on RAW since winning the belt. Dakota had a promo and the dykes were on RAW talk saying they were going to fuck Dakota with a strapon so I'd assume Kairi will be on RAW on Monday, though IDK if she will wrestle or just be Dakota's valet. imo its funny they are doing that fucking feud again because last time IYO came back from the dykes "injuring her" (so she could go to marigold) IYO just beat the shit out of them. Like its weird its still a feud when IYO is super protective of Kairi and Dakota and in Kayfabe IYO could beat the shit out of any of the dykes one on one and could probably beat the shit out of Zoey and Sonya 2 on 1. Also apparently main event is still a thing and that's were the dykes and tranny loving witches and Carder and ricochet's cumdump have been. I legit thought it got canceled when the hulu deal ran out
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More from the famously sexo El Camino shoot
>>16313445gyyaaaatt dammmn. rare Kairi boobage.
>>16313445Kairi booba?!??
>>16313445>>16313750>>16313751Kairi’s boobs are huge (in the right bra, at the right angle)
>>16314293>imgur linkyeah this is probably a tribute. fuck off, not clicking on that. hope you get banned
>>16314307>seething because I love Kairi more than himKek
>>16313445Ziddamn
>that faggot who has a sperg out every time Kairi being christian is brought up is spamming joshi threads with imgur links to his cum pics, because he hates Kairi, IYO, Asuka and Giulia and wants to ruin their threads and now /arrrr/ is dead because of him
>>16313445Too many filters in this one
>>16315861He did it in the Iyo thread too. Absolute fkn degenerate.
Anime
>>16312689No one here except Elon can afford her anyway. It's 2bn per minute.
>>16315861/arrrrr/ is probably the best general here right now. /SKY/ is kinda slow right now since nothing ever happens until wargames and it's more fun to post cute Kairis than cute Iyos.
>>16316119/arrrr/ was on page 9 when I made that post. looks like the kairi hating queer got banned >>16316086>trump says he will make anime real >gets elected in 2016>Kairi, who is an IRL anime girl comes to the US>trump "loses" in 2020>Kairi leaves>Trump announces he is running again >Kairi comes backthis is the spirit of Abe making sure Trump makes good on his promise.
>>16315861I'm also a Christian so I don't know why her being one would upset meAnyway I got the Asuka picture ready so look foward to that tomorrow in Kabuki
>>16316220
>>16316314Which one of you made this?
>>16316427kek this one's good
>>16316977Someone needs to tweet this to Kairi and Roman.
>>16316119Many are saying /arrrr/ is the place to be. Unfortunately our recent popularity has made us a target for the anti's. They don't like it when other people have nice things.
>>16318551Hating Kairi is a severe mental illness.
>>16309621Kek the anti got fucking murked
>>16316250kek based
>>16316347My love for Kairi is preventing me from having sex and procreate. I failed you Abe-sama.
>>16318995Giving serious consideration to moving over to Japan to help with their declining population. Can buy a house over there for like 30k.
>>16316427Kek I always new the OTC was a closet /arrrr/tard. Yet another feather in our cap!
Since we got the WWE Women's United States title when can we get the Women's intercontinental title so Kairi can become a champ?
>>16319385It is expected that the womens IC title will be brought in once Raw is on Netflix and back to three 3hrs. Hopefully with some NXT girls to expand the roster.
>>16319499>Hopefully with some NXT girls to expand the roster.I have no faith in Triple H to book the women's division as well as Shawn does.
>>16316250no you aren't. also kill yourslf >>16316347based
>>16318988kill yourself samefag queer
>>16319385the thought is when RAW goes to 3 hours they will add an IC. they need it because RAW and Slopdown will both be 3 hours and they have just an absolute fuck ton of girls ready to come up
>>16319617True, but NXT just has too many girls who are ready for the big time. If we're lucky we'll get to see a Kairi/Tatum reunion. And maybe some hot pockets like Roxy or Giulia get promoted too.
>>16320089>And maybe some hot pockets like Roxy or Giulia get promoted too.I wonder how long they plan to keep Giulia in NXT
>>16320094I feel like NXT needs a resident joshi to give it a bit of class and for the time being that's Giulia. Hopefully not for too long. She can wrestle better than Jade who got air-dropped right into mania.
