>>16313498
I love my wife.
Guess who's taking Jades spot in War Games?
IT DOESN'T MATTER
DAMN bayley looks fat as shit
>>16316938>it's real
Bayley's getting CHONKY
MEGA POO
bayley assaulted jaid
Does Bayley become the fifth woman? I don't think that would work since Iyo's on the team.
>>16316954Jeffree Starr
these attacks seem to be getting more and more egregious. i hope WWE puts an end to all this nonsensical violence.
>>16316954she's taking jade's spot in the tournament at least
Who are these literal who's
He looks like the most annoying man alive.
>>16316954
YEAH
>>16316971yes. same as the gimmick they're doing with seth and roman
MOLTEN HYPERPOP for LA KNIGHT
YIKES THATS QUIET
So is Knight going to do an """""intentional""""" botch again?
Its dead silent in there
did you know santos is only 2 years younger than r truth?
So.. it was Naomi..
>Anti-popDamn, I feel bad for Santos
>it has... been... MANY YEARS....>I still... no speakee ENGLUSHwhy
>elektra covered upbooooooo
AYO LETS BRING OUT THE MEXICANS IN UTAH
>crickets
>zero (0) reaction to this latinx stableKWAB
>>16316948Same
I don't like the way LA holds the STRAP, lads. It's missing a certain gravitas to it.
ELEKTRA LOOKS FUCKING SEXYYY
>>16316992nah the mexican will just have his legs in the wrong place for the spot again
spics dont draw. simple as
why are the only mexicans over Rey and Dom?
>MadCatz Legado del Fantasma
legadobros...
>Mexican wrestler>wears a poncho
ra knighto
RA KNIGHT
WE ANIME NAO
What a dead crowd.
>>16317013because they are at opposite ends of the spic spectrum. everyone just muddles around in between
I kinda feel bad for him
Just like my Japanese animes
Holy fuck the SmackDown roster sucks. Raid NXTNA already.
Okay, /pw/, how do you make the crowd care about Santos? Give me your booking decisions
LOL WHATHow do they even sell any movies anymore with sperges like this all over social media
>more kino shinsuke schizo promos
zero lies detected in this promo
>>16317009wtf this is my trademark pepe
HOLY BADASS
>anime villain Nak againkek based
>>16317012>>16317013To be over as a luchador in the states you need to have physical charisma, something that all these floppy bitches don't have.
エル エイ ナイトはい
>>16317028Racist heel but it’ll never happen.
KINO
>>16317021Can't blame them. This show is fucking slop.
>>16317014I have that Street Fighter V official joystick
Makes me wanna play Ghost Of Tsushima again
>>16317028give him leukemia
dude Shinsuke promos are fucking great
>Jap wrestlers are better promos when they’re allowed to speak their languagewho would’ve thought
>>16316938NXT Level Up>Dante Chen vs. Shiloh Hill>Harlem Lewis vs. Joe Coffey>Tyra Mae Steele vs. Lainey Reid
Please, Santos, lose the gut
>>16317034Pepe belongs to everyone
I can't whistle like that...
>>16317013rey is the ultimate babyface, it's basically impossible to not root for himdom became the ultimate heel through his betrayal of his ultimate babyface fathersantos, yeah he's a heel but he doesn't do enough to make you really care about his heelish ways, andrade yeah he's a face but he again doesn't do enough to make the audience care about his honor or merit or whatever
>>16317040wasn't that jbl?
>>16317053dante chen is going to die in lvl up
>>16317007
>>16317028Have him do suicide dives a bunch.Let him hit Seff with 20 dives
>>16317031What an unhinged fucking narcissist
>>16317049I really missed themWas he just surfing all summer or something?
>>16317028He runs a Tijuana brothel
>>16317031did this actually happen? holy grim
>>16317031>is your "pussy" greenWell? Is it fucking green or not?!
What are Shinsuke's best New Japan matches? I watched the one at Wrestle Kingdom 9 and that it's one of the best matches I've seen in my life.
>>16316938This bloodline vs bloodline story is Russocore to its finest yet smarks swear his booking was trash
>>16317028Honestly? Just have him actually win more matches, especially by cheating. He also needs a character that’s a real heat magnet, something to boo him for. Have him assault babyfaces and win by cheating. That’s the old school way of getting genuine heat.
is red one really one of the best christmas movies ever and dominating the box office?
>>16317031Uh... professional wrestling?
>>16317040>>16317069Both of these would work imo. Make him a racist Mexican Pimp. Elektra is his first ho, and the rest can be NXT callups
>>16317031this image has me feeling a certain kind of fatigue
>>16317072Of course
I like anime villain Nakamura. Promos good
>>16317072Pretty obvious that's it's green on the outside and pink inside.
>>16317031am i suppose to know who this person is
>>16317084we do use that word around here
>>16317028Cartel gimmick, run it like an evil APA. Not gonna lie this is basically what I would do with Tony D slapped onto legado but that is pretty all you can do with them.
>>16317073his match against sakuraba is really incredible, especially if youre familiar with sakuraba at all going into it.
>>16317031Bro this is just Tuesday in clown world
>>16317028santos is just boring in the ringhe has a good look and is surprisingly decent on the mic but he just does nothing of note in ring and doesn't really have a gimmick besides dastardly mexicanmaybe have him become like a cartel boss? he should threaten to chop people into bits and reference liveleak constantly. have every backstage segment with him in it have mysterious bricks of unknown substances featured in the background. have him try to pimp out elektra to the wrestlers as she resists but has no real choice.
Comcast has announced they're going to spin off their cable networks, including USA, into a separate company next year. I just hope that somehow I'll get SmackDown airing live on Peacock out of it. They're basically admitting that cable is dead and streaming is all that matters.
Anyone get a cap of that Chelsea crotch shot earlier? God, it looked like she had a wet spot.
>>16317028Put the mask back on and fill the heel lucha void
Knight is the hardest worker in the business
Excellent match
>>16317095I'm not at all. But which show was that on? I'll watch it.
>>16317028He wins the US title, trashes it, and creates the Mexico title
i remember when that 'controversy' about the wicked poster dropped and i compared the two images and i couldnt tell what the fucking problem was, like i thought i was stupid or crazy or there was some kind of mistake
>>16317079
shinsuke needs to call out la knights autism
>>16317101>>maybe have him become like a cartel boss?I thought that was his current gimmick
>>16317086It's great but, everyone knows Shin is just here to put over the face champions nowadays.
>>16317101>santos in locker room with his group>gets into argument with some low carders like pretty deadly >”you know gringos, I was always a fan of your old music.”>plays Funky Town>pretty deadly runs away
>>16317108basado
>>16317067he was working live events in japan and europedirt sheets saying he was supposed to be back a few weeks ago, i would bet anything he and AJ were supposed to have a story but AJ KWABing himself made them have to shift gears and pair him with knight.
>>16317108if he goes the bret route and becomes pro mex and anti us that would win him giga heat
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA
>>16317028anything, the problem with most spics is that their whole character is "I'm mexican", Dom became dimes the moment he split from Rey
Dudes should get fined for wrestling in a shirt
>>16317031It's to the point where I can't even tell what these people are mad about anymore. Social media is just the vocal minority of the world. They're all attention whores.
all of LA Knight's title defense matches has been pretty good except for maybe last week. I'm starting to think he's actually good.
>>16317108That was my fantasy book with Rusev. I always hope he changed the tittle to Russian champion
>>16317102That would be very based. Shit, I'd even settle for subscribing to a USA subscription for like $10-$15, beats paying for a full-on cable package.
>>16317118this specially how americans are still heated about the elections, they should just take that chance
>>16317079No that shit is awful and flopped
>>16317117AJ-Shinsuke at WrestlemaniaRoll it back.
>santos is so lame cole didn't even realize he hadn't hit his finnerkekekekekekek
shinsuke is over brother
>>16317102streaming is turning into cable again anyway, especially now they're sneaking ads back in even for paying customers
Knight vs Nak will be Nak's best WWE match. Remember this.
Why the fuck is Santos a jobber?
such a dimes look for shinsuke
Nakameme bros
>>16317101Santos isn’t a good actor that’s his problem it doesn’t matter character or gimmick you give him he won’t be able to sell it to the audience, the most underrated aspect of wrestling nobody talks about it how your characters moves in the ring and this is where Santos fails greatly, how you sell, punch, get in and out of the ring, run the ropes, emote, run, walk, stomp, etc should all stand out and be unique, Santos just wrestles like another guy
>>16317079no, Home Alone the GOAT
Dark ronin Nakamura
if Nakamura wins the title he should rename it as the Japan Championship for heat
>>16317107wrestlekingdom 7 semi main. its kino
>Sith lord Nak
>>16317127The cheapest way to get USA is Sling's Blue package for $40 ($46 starting next month) but the moment I'm able to watch SmackDown without it I'm dropping it.
Nice to have Shinsuke back
>>16317118Vince would've done this 2 months ago lmao. For all his faults, that man knew how to use race to bait for a story
>>16317109The issue was that the bitch didn't want the shoop at all even if it was a reference to the theater poster. She went on about how the pose she chose was meaningful or some shit, that it was an attack on her or it was to silence her. Fucking narcissistic meltdown by a puppet who lives in a bubble where she is needlessly worshipped.
>>16317092isnt that their gimmick on NXT? i wonder why they dont give him that chance on the main rosterg
I don't like Ninja Nakamura
>Chompers
>>16317113his current thing is more like "mexican mafioso" which is somewhat of a different vibe than "cartels" i would say
>>16317152Remember when we could just give a monthly subscription directly to WWE and have fucking everything?
>>16317108DIMES>>16317117makes sense
Shinsuke will put over Knight huge. The long term plan is Vinci dethroning Knight.
>>16317142because he's a dimeless shitter
>>16317139I don't mind paying for all the different services I want to watch. The problem is that we're still in the in between stage where you have all these streaming services but you also need a cable package for some stuff. We're moving away from that though.
>JD and finn ballor have held the tag belts for over 150 days with 1 (ONE) DEFENSEHHH NIGGA WHAT IS YOU DOIN
>>16317159he looks like a jedi lmao
>>16317158Because it's a gimmick and Paul is a faggot.
Gargano is such a geek
>>16317150Thank you. I will check that out.
>>16317158NXT Legado was great
.....come on wrestling
>>16317169The audience just doesn’t care about tag team wrestling so wasting time on the card for it pointless
street profits look like giants next to these manlets lol
Johnny Gag's speaking voice I sickeningly femme
Dawkins is a snake
props to Dawkins for getting a clue
God damn why are those manlets even tag champs?
Evil prophets are dimes
>>16317169They really just need to make the Vikings this generations Legion of Doom
>>16317180He needs to turn heel badly. He was way better in "the way" stable as a dweeby heel.
I feel like every Bloodline segment is the exact same
>>16317176I can't imagine how exhausting day-to-day life must be looking for subtext in every single thing you see
>>16317183muh indie cred
>the “original” bloodlineWasn’t solo apart of the original bloodline?? Just call it the bloodline Wolfpac
People begging for a ford push when angelo was always better.
Shouldn't they be teasing a Wrestlemania match by now?
>>16317158Spics vs Wops was awesome on NXT. Doubt it would play well with normies, though.
>>16317183Because they got a clue in the ring
>>16317174This entrance at Heatwave was on par with some Mania entrances
>>16317176How small is alex shelley?
>>16317195Used goods.
>>16317190 subtext is only thing manlets can read
>>16317158Paul hates gimmicks.
that Christmas episode of the simpsons is so damn good
Asuka comes back at the Rumble... right?
remember last year when they shoehorned niggers into that classic hersheys ad
>>16317204
>HIV med adsFaggots don't watch wwe, do they?
>>16317204ZIMBABWE
the tag titles should be unifiedthe tag division isn't prestigious, stacked or popular enough for two belts
Did this fucking pill commercial just say that it doesn't work for men who were "assigned female at birth?"
>>16317207based kino simpsons enjoyer
>>16317204kek
>>16317210The...bells one?
>>16317166Maybe if Vinci could last longer than a minute in the ring
>>16317219yes
>>16317209Yes, and I will kiss her beautiful, mommy feet right through my TV.
>>16317213Just Americans
>>16317216not for long
I love how faggots just accept that contracting a deadly disease is a normal and inevitable part of their sex life.
Imagine being in a commercial about AIDS medication
miscegenation on my tv set!!!!
>HIV medicine advertisement do Amerifats really
>>16317216USA at its finest
>>16317230you'd be a perfect fit to star in one
>>16317220That was a ruse. Vinci will rise from the ashes.
SALT YEET CITY
>>16317230imagine being AIDS in a medication commercial
>>16317198I just hope they can let them get back to that style
>Corey makes ONIONS cryI laughed... i've been on here way too long
>aldis interrogating wrestlers about an assaulted black woman>instantly runs to cody for answers
nick aldis is so handsome
aids being normalized is hilarious
EATSLEEPYEETREPEAT
>>16317243He is the ultimate Chad
Dimes look
among us who killed jade edition
>>16317242
YOUJUSTGOTTA
slavic nightmare jacket is pretty dimes
who was that other guy in the cody jacket
WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH
Kino tracksuitW O A HOAH
Bros, I want that jacket
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>16317253Arn?
THE ALBANIAN NIGHTMARE
Kevin’s busy doing a slop review
Paul Heyman will pick Nick Aldis for the 5th OG Bloodline member
IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME WHOAAA OH
I'M THE KIND WHO LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME
There's something about cody that... I just gotta love him man... I just gotta
>>16317259Wweshop.com
Okay. Is Cody just a rib? He’s exaggerating his lisp at this point.
No seriouslyHow does Cody manifest out of thin air from his pyro spark
NAh the jacket is kino
BASED CODEMAN
HOW MUCH IS THAT JACKET? 70 BUCKS?
>>16317263he's had worse days
>>16317271That's where they set his spawn point
PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME NOW
I hope that jacket goes on sale, but then he goes back to wearing suits
>>16317267It's called aura
sovl
Isn't that the same shirt KO wore for the festival of friendship?
what you wearing kev
I do hope you guys don’t wear wrestling attire in public.
I can't buy Cody vs Kevin man, completely heatless
why do people give a fuck about this fatfuck
this is like an episode of trailer park boys
>Cody not in a suit>KO wearing a tuxedo tankI was wondering if it was a bit, and then they confirmed it lol
>>16317266I work from home full time. It's the tits. Better than my neet days. I get paid well, I am respected, and I don't have to leave the desk that I spend all of my time at anyway.
IT'S YOUR FAULT
look at his arm flabbing every time it moves
this cody/ko feud rules
>>16317288Self insert for losers
i wanna eat codys bussy
>>16317286Kek. No. I just wear it around the house. Imagine the questions you'd get.
So uuuuhhhhh?????? Why isn't KO going after Sami for joining the Bloodline? They are literally on the same show right now...
>>16317290Kev is clearly Ricky. Orton is probably Julian. Does that make Cody the defacto Bubbles?
>>16317290
dis sum REAL NIGGA SHIT
KO is unironically in the right hereI hope they don't drew mcintyre him and make him go le crazy and act retarded to try and force the idea that he's wrong
this is just punk vs drew (entitled babyface vs justified heel) all over again
>Randy Ortons Not every name has an S at the end of it Kevin
>>16317300Shhhhhh stop noticing things
>>16317302>GREEN BASTARD>PARTS UNKNOWN
ko spitting facts
>>16317288it's always lame as fuck when they try to push this boring fatass as a babyface
>>16317305>KO is unironically in the right heremany such cases
Remember when this feud was DoA in Berlin? Here we are. Pure kino.
Oh gee KO, thanks for wearing a tuxedo shirt during your epic promo
>>16317307
KO is rightnothing Cody could say will change thatI'll be another politician promo
good to utilize heel turns as a means of addressing both sides of a wrestlers' popularity or lack thereof
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
factos? Factos
AAAAAAAA NUFF!
Err how exactly is Kev the Heel here??
E NUFF
>cody saying KO wants to be a victimLOLLMAO
kevin owens rules sorry anti smarks
>>16317316Fat fuck is terrible
>justified heel who is sick of the bullshit
Nah, KO is a raving lunatic here.Cody is right, KO has a victim complex.
i'm not a KO fan but this heel turn has really gotten me over on him
This is actually Trumps fault
KO is a seething ledditor confirmed
Why are they yelling at each other?! stop being mean to each other!
>KO
KO SCREWED KO
Get over it KevinYou are not part of A Level discussions
cody is a dick
Now kiss.
Cody wants an acting career so bad
KEK TRUE AND BASED
Damn Cody's right
best cody promo ever
Kevin gonna get worked into a shoot heart attack
>KO obsessed with being the face of WWEHes not wrong. KO even got the T-Rex fossil Vince has as a tattoo on his arm
cody threw his voice out
KO is right though
>>16316954I WANNA ROCK
STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>>16316954holy grim, but also based
FOURTH WALL STATUS?
goddammit cody will always suck dick instead of just insult a nigga
We posting cats, now?
This Cody promo is pretty based
>promo
wait when does SNME start
The piledriver has ended lives?
>>16317359sure thing, kitten
am i the only one that hates Randy Orton?
>>16317359We've always posted cats
>I hate youBASED
KO is free again
i'm guessing the match will take place at survivor series bros
I. HATE. YOU.
I HATE YOU, CODY
>>16317368it killed orton...
>>16317368Kids have died from shoot piledrivers, yes
>>16317370Even KO loves him, bro.
KO lost his fucking mind
KEEEEEVVVVIIIIIINNNN
NEXT>>16317383>>16317383>>16317383
YOU FAT LYING FUCKYOU SET HIM UP WITH KENNY AND THE BUCKS
>>16317359>>16317369>>16317372
>>16317367december 14 i think
>Cody hits him with a shoot "nah that's you"
>barely an hourit feels like it's a fucking ten hour show