Mox feels like AEW’s Brock Lesnar, just an unstoppable monster that brutalises every opponent
>>16327263Cringe
LOLAEW
>>16327263he's an absolute beast, kenni needs to kill him
>>16327263wouldn't wanna mess with him mmmm
grim
>>16327263A lot of people say this about Jon Moxley.
He's not Lesnar. Unironically more like classic Stone Cold who just beat the shit outta his opponents.
Lesnar can actually sell moves!
>>16327263He feels like my toilets Brock Lesnar, no matter how much I flush it refuses to budge and fights back ferociously shattering every pipe in the house
>>16327429why are you screaming?
>>16327429what the fuck you talking about, Lesnar no sold constantly
>>16327263He's Brock except he can cut a promo and wrestle a great match and loves pro wrestling as an art form.
>>16327304Brock would’ve lost to the retail rustler as well tbf
>>16327268It's crazy to think that Brock has worked with CM Punk, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan and they all looked great against him but he basically shit on DEAN during their feud. Did we ever get any details about what went on backstage? Did Brock just not vibe with the guy?
>>16327263Brock Lesnar at home maybe. He looks anemic as fuck. Do they just not lift over at AEW?
>>16327541Brock is one of the best sellers in the business. You're delusional.
>>16327668The stort is the Dean wanted to do a bunch of crazy garbage spots with tacks and such, and Brock said>no way fag
>>16327668DEAN was being his typical deathmatch shitter self and Brock told him to fuck off.
>>16327682AEW is bizarro wrestling where anyone who lifts or is above 6' gets to do nothing but job to scrawny jaundiced 5'5 main eventers That's why 329k LMAO KWAB
>>16327668>>16327939>>16327692Disingenuous faggots, they hyped it up as a deathmatch months leading up to Mania, one week they had Foley come out and give him a barbed wire baseball bat, the next week they had Terry Funk giving him a chainsaw. Then the go-home show they made him wheel out a huge red wheelbarrow filled with tacks and weapons and shit. Blame the BBC cuckold Vince KWABOTY McMahon, not Dean.
>>16327952They're right though, Dean came out with a list of shitty deathmatch spots and Brock walked on his dumb fucking face because he's a drunk retard telling Brock every deathmatch garbage spots they're gonna doproper etiquette would be to ask Brock what he wants to do in the match, not tell him how many tables he's gonna put you through while slurring your words
>>16327668Brock even made Balor look goodBut not DEAN
>>16327967Says who? I don't have any reason to believe either Dean or Brock, I can only believe the booking right in front of me, which was a cringe deathmatch that was ice cold by time Mania came around and no one cared about either dude.
>>16328014Alright nice schizo tangentAccording to dean btw, the alcoholism is just me adding context
jon moxley is the greatest professional wrestler of the last 15-20 years
>>16328025shut up tranny LOL
>>16328039go to bed dean
>>16328063we don't sign our posts here
He feels like the autistic kid everyone had to deal with in school.
>>16328067I guess you can relate...
>>16328067>autistic kid everyone had to deal with in schoolmaybe that was just you LOL
>>16328064You're too drunk to make sense dean
>>16328067But enough about your childhood.
>>16328067>>16328070>>16328071>>16328075kwab (kek what a backfire)
>>16328070>>16328071>>16328075kek the autists really didn't like that one
Orange Cassidy should’ve won
>>16328039grim fucking comeback
>>16327668Dean wanted to do a bunch of garbage backyard wrestling spot, and Lesnar was immediately dismissive of the guy as being a waste of his time.Lesnar always respected good wrestlers. He was brought up by guys like Angle and Benoit. He had no problem making smaller guys look good. But Dean is not a good wrestler and evidently lacked the self awareness required to not pitch deathmatch spots to Brock Lesnar.
>>16328550>But Dean is not a good wrestler and evidently lacked the self awareness required to not pitch deathmatch spots to Brock Lesnar.and it's not like Brock was completely adverse to the more riskier aspect of wrestling, the prior year he had the Hell in a Cell match with the Undertaker which involved amongst other things ripping up the mat and performing moves on the bare wooden ring.But clearly there is a massive difference between Dean and the fucking Undertaker
>All this headcanon about BrockHe shot down all the PG death match stuff they were going to do because he had his UFC return right around the corner. He didn't want to risk anything. Dean got absolutely buried by it and was damaged goods after that.
>a deathmatch shitter that never learned how to wrestle, looks lke a plumber and lost a fight to a jiu-jitsu beginner is AEW's LesnarGrim indeed
>>16328645Just thinking - that kid who beat him must feel like such a badass, knowing he beat the current World Heavyweight champion of AEW. Do you think he tells all his friends that?Or does he just realise wrestling is fake bullshit so doesn't even want to bring it up, lest he be branded a fake retard by association?
>all these replies about MUH DEAN>YOU SEE DEAN WANTED TO DO IT>YOU KNOW HOW GUYS IN WWE HAD TOTAL CREATIVE CONTROL OVER THEIR MATCHES? WELL YOU SEE DEAN AMBROSE WAS FORCING BROCK LESNAR TO HAVE A DEATHMATCH!>Sure, there was a build up for weeks involving hardcore legends like Foley and Funk with spots involving weapons and other hardcore match paraphrenalia, booked by VINCE MCMAHON...>but it was DEAN's fault! He was booking his own storylines in WWE, somehow! He was agenting his own matches! He had more creative control than Brock Lesnar, WWE's biggest star at the timeHow many logical inconsistencies does it take for you mongoloids to realize that you're just embittered Moxley haters with abandonment syndrome?There is absolutely no reason to lay that Brock feud at Moxley's feet like it was his fault, or like he had any say whatsoever. He demonstrated how little creative control he had by having to do all of those fucking retard spots with mustard and gas masks. He clearly had 0 input.
>>16328649Mox himself has stated he suggested a bunch of shit and got turned down by Brock. The inference is he wanted to do a bunch of corny deathmatch shit and Brock said no. I don't know where you get the idea people are asserting Dean had more creative control than Brock by him admitting that basically none of his stuff was given any consideration.Dean simply suggesting the stupid shit is what resulted in Brock basically squashing him, as he exposed what an indy tard shitter he was.
>>16328656Whoa, so Moxley wanted to do a bunch of deathmatch spots for the DEATHMATCH they had been building up to for weeks in story, booked by Vince btw, and then Brock veto'd it all last minute, totally gutting the entire story and feud?And it's Dean's fault?Like I said, you're just a hate-blinded idiot or you're being willfully disingenuous.
>>16328656Every wrestler talks their match over with their opponent. Seth has said before he had all these ideas for his first Brock match which he shot down because Taker was coming back to screw Brock, so the match itself didn't matter. Dean and Brock's feud was all built around hardcore stuff so they were going to have a hardcore match. Dean wanted to do a bunch of stuff, most of it likely being him on the receiving end and Brock still said no because of the UFC fight.
>>16328648>Yo guys last night I submitted the AEW champion>... what the fuck is AEW, Mike?
You're 100% correct, but that's why AEW is fucking garbage.
You just KNOW shit's about to go down!
>>16328664There's never been a single deathmatch in WWE/F and there never will be, retard. You're proving Brock right.
Wouldn't take Brock 20 minutes to beat Orange.
>>16328958Brock would never work with him to begin with. He'd only agree to squash him in some tv segment.
>>16328956Semantics. A "hardcore" match then, featuring weapons was clearly the booking. Vince booked it. Be pissed at Vince.The entire story was that Dean had no chance against Brock unless he leveled the playing field somehow. That was the build. It featured Foley, it featured Funk, he was going to have to make it a hardcore match to survive against Brock friggin' Lesnar.And then Brock decided he couldn't do a hardcore match last minute due to his UFC obligations.That's just what actually happened, you can continue seething about headcanon if you want.
Man, when Mox’s theme hits you just KNOW that is about to go down!
>>16327263an intelligent monster, AEW's natsuko tora
>>16328964Harcore match, sure. When he's talking about garbage deathmatch spots he rightfully is going to get laughed at and squashed because of it. Look at how Dean wrestles on the indies. Cringe ass embarrassing spots. He probably recommended a few of them and Brock laughed in his fucking face.
>>16329017Brock has always been an overgrown baby who gives fans the bare minimum. God forbid Mox actually try to have an entertaining match with him and give fans their money's worth.
>>16329017This was during the peak Vince vs. Brock days when they were basically feuding with each other over the UFC shit. Brock had already walked out on him TWICE. Vince was trying to do his typical dominance thing where he books you into shit you don't want to do, and Brock was just saying "No, fuck you" to everything.This match being booked and how it turned out has almost nothing to do with Moxley
>>16328649DEAN himself told the story where he was pitching spots, you turbo mong. This comes from the horses mouth, and you're sperging out about the build.
>>16329039So he was pitching spots that fit the booking of the match that somebody else booked for him, which someone else was agenting? So what? What's he supposed to do after 4 weeks of "this is a hardcore match!" build? Pitch NO hardcore spots?You guys are retarded
>>16329043DEAN pulled a fucking chainsaw out during the match. There's a difference between pitching a few hardcore spots for your hardcore match, and then full-retardation indie shit.
>>16329054Nice back-pedal, anon.Also DEAN pissed on his baby.
>>16329049Wow I can't believe he pulled out the chainsaw spot they had set up two weeks previously with Terry Funk aka CHAINSAW CHARLIE! It's all Dean's fault!
>>16329054lmao, you lost. Nice try though.
>>16329067It was a nostalgia segment for the build. Suggesting to seriously use the chainsaw for any spot in the match would be retarded.
>>16329067>>16329054Stop posting, you are embarrassing yourself.
>>16329059>>16329073get a life, fatso
>>16329189You're an embarrassment to your family IRL.
>>16327668>>16327692>>16327939>>16328550You guys are a bunch of faggots, a bunch of zoomers or both? None of you are gonna mention that Brock didn't want to work anything risky because he was thinking about his match on UFC 200 a few months later?Can I blame Brock? No, honestly, after that he committed fully to WWE and never had a problem bumping.Moxley is a retard with his deathmatches but let's not gonna defend a guy who was more thinking about his own shit and his MMA stuff instead of doing his job. Just like I don't respect Dwayne for not wanting to bump in 2011-12 because he wanted to make a film afterwards. Either wrestle fully or don't.Oh and let's not forget that Brock got popped after the match and was KWABOTY that year (after Roman, of course).
>>16329218Sup, DEAN
>>16329023>indie yard tard shit>entertainingIt's fucking retarded and Brock was right to shoot that shit down.
>>16327263Many people say this about Moxley
>>16329218Finally a non retard.
>>16329218Paul Heyman literally made fun of Mox's SCSA appearance and his attitude issues in a shoot interview. I don't think him nor Brock were impressed.
>>16330880>Mox's SCSA appearanceYeah DEAN just talk about your ecstacy addiction in Puerto Rico whilst you are WWE champion, son
>>16327268based brock
>>16329096Then why did Vince book it ya fucking dweeb lmao
>>16329218UFC 200 is no excuse, he knew they had fixed the fight for him.
>>16327263>AEW's version of Brock Lesnar is a sloppy, washed up ex-WWE guy famous for being his groups JannettyEXTREMELY GRIM
>>16331686>Vince booked me in a segment with a chainsaw>I guess I'll HAVE to use it in a match nowI do believe Mox is retarded enough to think this.
>>16331751Yeah I can't believe he just randomly brought a chainsaw to the arenaYou trannEs are so retarded kek
>>16330935You know there's a middle between talking about drug addiction and nothing at all. More over, multiple world champs have had their checkered past aired out, so it's not like it'd get you heat internally.
>>16327263Just goes to show you how pathetic gAyEW is lol. This nerd got his ass beat by a random substitute teacher and he’s an unstoppable monster beating everyone in your fed? Lmfao I could /HEEM/ this 5’7 skinnyfat midget irl no problem and Dougie on his corpse
>>16327554>he can cut a promoDean? LMFAO! Have you seen Brock's UFC stuff, tranny? Better than any of Deanetty's work>can wrestle a great match you're being very ridiculous now lol>loves pro wrestling as an art formWrestling is not art and you're mentally ill
>>16331786ok tranny LOOOOL
>>16331775but enough about Phil KEKI feel so fucking sorry for Galloway
>>16331775>This nerd got his ass beat by a random substitute teacher and he’s an unstoppable monster beating everyone in your fed? Lmfao I could /HEEM/ this 5’7 skinnyfat midget irl no problem and Dougie on his corpse
>>16327268>Hey Brock I'm gonna bring out a bunch of light tubes and thumbta-ACK!
