The Continental Classic continues with a JAMMED PACKED double feature night at a SPECIAL START TIME...AEW COLLISION! and a "LUCHA LIBRE" edition of AEW RAMPAGE! back-to-back TONIGHT! from the Wintrust Arena in Chicago Illinois!SPECIAL START TIME (4pm ET/3pm CT/1pm PT) on TNT!COLLISION CARD:>Continental Classic Blue League Match: "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada vs. Daniel Garcia>Continental Classic Blue League Match: The Beast Mortos vs. "The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher>Continental Classic Blue League Match: "The Aerial Assassin" Will Ospreay vs. Juice Robinson>Mistico & Private Party vs. MxM Collection & Johnny TV>The Outrunners vs. Iron Savages>Wheeler Yuta vs. Hangman Adam Page>Mina Shirakawa vs. Leila GreyLUCHA LIBRE RAMPAGE CARD:>Atlantis Jr., "The Wrestler" Katsuyori Shibata & Mascara Dorada vs. Top Flight & Action Andretti>Thunder Rosa vs. "Harleygram">Hechicero vs. Komander>The Beast Mortos vs. Serpentico
>>16370632based card unironically
>Thunder Rosa vs. "Harleygram"Looking forward to this more than Survivor Series lol
>>16370632Okada vs Garcia in the battle to see whose more bland and vaguely homosexual
>>16370632>okada drawing with Daniel Garcia Pathetic
>>16370632Hate spoil-pigs but still expecting a really good showing in the CC matches.Cautiously excited for Okada/Garcia.
>>16370632Why is this on so early? Is Tony a scared bitch?
>>16370632>Mina v LeilaCOOOM
Mina Shirakawa pinned Leila Grey with The Glamor Driver.*Kazuchika Okada went to a 20 minute draw with Daniel Garcia. (Continental Classic match)*The Outrunners defeated The Iron Savages.*Kyle Fletcher defeated Beast Mortos with a brainbuster. (Continental Classic match)*AEW Tag Team Champions Private Party & Mistico defeated MxM Collection & Johnny TV.*Hangman Page pinned Wheeler Yuta with Deadeye. He was going to Pillmanized Yuta but Jay White hit the ring. Hangman backed off, leaving White to hit the Blade Runner on Yuta.*Will Ospreay pinned Juice Robinson with The Hidden Blade. (Continental Classic match)
Cmll invasion is based
This is going to be a ratings BLOODBATH.Guarantee you that AEW's analytics department saw a scenario in which Collision was likely not even going to break 100k viewers if they went head to head with a Survivor Series that features both CM Punk and Roman Reigns the two biggest needle movers in modern wrestling.So, they are trying to avoid it by starting early. But I'm a gambling man I'd be willing to bet that Collision nor Rampage breaks 160k tonight.It's the C2 which casuals hate because they are too dumb to understand how round robin systems work. Going against a PLE featuring both Roman and Punk. With this being Punk's WarGames debut. Even with the rest of the card being dog water the strength of the main event alone is going to hurt AEW
Okada is wasting his time with Garcia
>>16370632opposite of grim
I'm a simple man. I see Hechicero in action, I watch.
>>16370703>okada went to a draw with danny garciaIs tk fucking retarded?
>>16370859>NOOOOOOOOOOO THE TNT CHAMPION SHOULD LOSE TO THE CONTINENTAL CHAMPION DAYS AFTER WINNING THE BELTI would like to know which belt has more prestige though the TNT belt or the Continental
>>16370924It’s Daniel Garcia.
>>16370932"TNT CHAMPION" Daniel Garcia. That gives him a buff
>>16370945No it doesn’t.
Based continential classic making Collision watchable for a change
>>16370951Yeah it does
>>16370632FUCKING FINALLY!Finally a card without 3 "We'll hear from" bullshits. The Continental Classic type face still sucks ass and "Champion vs champion" is way to pronounced but I'll overlook that for this long awaited improvement.
>>16371171>12 minute match with wheeler yuta>okada draws with daniel GarciaPathetic.
ONE HOUR UNTIL SHOWTIME
Only watching for Mortos, Mina, and MXM
>>16371410I heard The Beast Mortos was extremely over with the crowd in this one
>>16370632>SPECIAL START TIME EDITIONTranslation: We're afraid of WWE edition
>>16371434They got preempted because of a bball tourney retard
I get to eat lunch while watching AEW today. What a rare and wonderful treat!
>>16370632I love bAsEdW
>4pm Collisioncomfy
I'm literally eating left over turkey and ham right now
good early enough for me to watch
oh we starting off hot I see
Where my Bruvs at?
BRUVBROS LETS GO
>>16371623Why did Billy stop calling people 'slags' in AEW?
>>16371623would smash left until my dick didn't work anymore bruv
Juice's song sounds like the beginning of Roseanne
>>16371445
>Jews robbin', sonWhat did they mean by this?
I hate how Juice came back from injury and Tony had nothing for him
>>16371640You can look it up yourself lil bro. Not hard to figure out.
>>16371646he was doing solid trio stuff with the gunns until they vanished
Ospreay Negro
Remember guys, don't lewd Mortos. He's a pure soul.
>>16371700Based Mortos protector
Juice's chest is fucking pelted
kek that kick
>>16371698>Will both be in severe pain just in time for Christmas
Mariah looking extra booby today
sex with squish
/ourguys/
Mariah is one of the best talkers in aew
Buddy should’ve been in this tournament.
mistico looks so cool
Does Mystico have chanting monks music?
>>16371741Bit bland for me. She's got a good phone sex commentary voice though.
that mistico theme is pure vibes
>>16371769mariah joi would go crazy
kek the mistico and private party pair up is so random
>>16371775MariahSarayaHarleyBrittMmmmmm
>>16371775We have the technology to do that now. The AI voice thing was big during the early part of this year. Seems like everyone forgot about it.
>>16371788The free ones got taken down didnt they?
>>16371801The good one got paywalled I think
>Juice Robinson has sustained an injury, @FightfulSelect has learned.>He was on crutches this weekend at Wrestlecade
based mistico barely doing anything in that match
>>16371810My man cant catch a break Hopefully a sprain
>>16371810Good job Tony.
>>16371810The Juice had soft bones
>>16371816his extremely late pin break-up was the high point of the match
Anajay senshu
I would like to try Anna Jay desu
>>16371810F
randy naurton
sex with beast mortos
Fletcher suddenly has final boss aura
time to touch myself while watching the beast mortos
>>16371866Stop
>>16371861Glad you wasted a spot for him. Fuck you.
mort with sexos
>>16371866>>16371868we do not sexualize the beast mortos here
>>16371867It was the haircut
holding hands and watching the sunset with beast mortos
>>16371867trunks make him look bigger
>>16371889
So what’s gonna happen? Someone replacing juice?
>>16371896yeah taz
Fletcher has good chemistry with the lucha talent
>>16371896You gotta this early imo
>>16371903Based if true
>>16371903Mussolini Taz?
>>16371910What
>lovesacwho names these companies
BEES BEES BEES
I like when Mortos grabs his goatee
If only all cruiserweights could be like mortos
the BASED mortos is over, he better win the cc
They should belt up Mortos, even trios would be fine
>Fletcher pinballing across the ring
Certified BANGER
Mortos es muerto
he was never this based in tna wtf
Morbros...
Okada vs Fletcher is gonna be KINO
Kyle's autism shines so brightly
Please end this god forsaken feud
I love Soup
TWO MEN WITH ONE BRAIN
Do you think the Outrunners have the TMNT movie on VHS?
GOATrunners
>>16372014They have the cartoon on vhs
you now remember they had that woman show up randomly a few times and do nothing
>Fat morons and skinny idiots Where do you guys fall on?
>>16372020what woman?
>>16372020They fired her but kept that stupid Abraham guy
>>16372014VHS, Betamax and Laserdisc
>>16372019>>16372031https://youtu.be/JBnPt-jJPW0?si=7NhUWJpYwY8fuY_7Outrunners should use this sound to start their theme music
GOOZLE
Floyd got that 80s commando strength
ftr coming out to steal some of the spotlight from outrunners again
FTR gonna turn heel on The Outrunners or nah
their finisher should involve a lot more taunting. maybe it should just be a taunt. a very high dps taunt.
>>16372020>>16372027She could get it
>>16372050Retard, FTR is not the Young Bucks, theyre gonna put the Outrunners over big
Hangman has the crazy eyes
The main character of professional wrestling Hangman Adam Page
LYNCH EM HANGER
I wish Shafir would death ride me
Early Christmas present from TK
I just bet $200 on Draft Kings that Yuta wins this
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED?
>>16372088Kino
>>16372120So you dont know
>mina vs leila>mina vs leila>mina vs leila>mina vs leila>mina vs leila>mina vs leila>mina vs leila
>pretape Rampage and CollisionKek did Tony actually make Chicago stick around for 5 hours of wrestling on Thanksgiving Eve?No wonder the crowd is dead.
>>16372139We goonin
This has to go to a draw right
>>16372144rampage was taped a while ago
Finish this nigga Hanger
Do you think Pac goes gets his mail in his wrestling trunks?
BALD BALD BALD BALD
>>16372199Even in winter
Based Hangman trying to get them to attack
My man gets no respect
that was a nice bladerunner
>>16372220Me when Yuta is about to get killed in the ring
kek hangman looks completely unhinged
sex with harleygram
>>16372056Guaranteed
>>16372237Hangman hasn't slept in weeks
>>16372238Everyone is saying this
>>16372238will tony sign this hot new luchadora
>>16372238Imagine the viruses
Praying for Assad bros
>split screening mina match with her autograph signing
>>16372238based
>>16372264Mina is made for being braless
>>16372238Harleygram H-game when?
sex with wangman
based h cup angel
MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is that a rib?
WE WANT MINA
I would insert coins into Mina like a gatcha machine
Fun fact: Mina vs Leila was taped before Dynamite
>old man like youwtf oldbaldmanletbros
I would give Leila Grey the most mild weinering of her life
FROM KWEENS NEW YORK
Why does Mina have ass air vents?
Want a headlock from Mina
SEX WITH LEILA GREY
>>16372328Optimal clothing
LET'S GO MINA
>>16372328Aerodynamics
>>16372333Do you think they gambled together?
>>16372342Wait, she signed that she wants herself all year long?
motorboating mina
i love titties so much it's unreal
>>16372333This the type of couple that walks in the hood and get stares
>>16372363Ishii or Eddie Kingston?
>>16372360she's not like that
>respectful bow to audience (with her massive jugs)Gotta luv Meener
Mina vs Willow would be a good one
>>16372377Imagine the back strain when she had to straighten up
>>16372375No...she's definitely like that.
>>16372360this but mortos
When is White Friday?
>>16372398Did she fondle Mina while she was mid submission?
>>16372403Hes not like that
>>16372403Don't
Okada is the Japanese Rock
sex with aubrey
>>16372451why would you say this
lmao too slow
Based Okada with the elementary hijinks
>>16372463Cant justify Kazu or DG
>>16372412She was just going for the pin anon :P
kill that fool lil kazu
wait wut wasnt that okada's finisher? now it's just considered a regular rest hold?
>>16372536hasnt been for yearseveryone hated it
>>16372342I've always wanted to buy an autograph off these live Highspot auctions but I always forget to check the schedule
aubrey really likes checking on okada
Based Goofkada
Nigel is gold on commentary
>half a gamethreadgrim
>>16372605Lose weight bitchtits
sex with poker now
>turn the channel to this in the living room>dad tells me to grow up
Based Okada dancing gimmick
Since when did AEW start running ads for stuff like sketchy ass looking poker sites on their entrance screens?
The belt made Okada hold on
>>16372655>Dude Wipes
>>16372655Online gambling sponsors pay a fortune these days. Its scummy tho they shouldn't. Lots of folks get fleeced by em
Based Oakada got him twice
TRICKED
New Rampage opening?
Damn, that is gonna piss off people. I can already see the narratives on Okada in aew. Even more so now
Garcia BTFO
Is Harley Gram related to Hologram?
Is this Hologram's first appearance on Rampage?
who is this mysterious harleygram
passionate lovemaking with harleygram
I’m in love with harley
>excalibur
This luchador has an ass on her fellas
What?!!! It was Harley the whole time?
based Harley Gram
WTF HARLEYGRAM IS HARLEY CAMERON
IT WAS HARLEY CAMERON WHAT THE FUCK
>>16372777God I cant wait for 1/5
My immersion...
So is Harley also Hologram?
STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS
>shattered dreams
Should've left the mask on
That's a sniffing position if i have ever seen one
Harley and Chelsea are the most charismatic women in all companies.
Hold on, where did Harley go?
wait wtf where did harley cameron go? the luchador is back
>>16372804Hologram is Tony Khan
Legendary luchador Harleygram
>unmasking a fellow luchador Unprofessional Rosa
yikes thunder rosa unmasking a luchador is a bit too far
>>16372838Time Cop
>>16372805pitsyum
The mask gives her lucha abilities
>Harley Gram gets a loss, Harley doesn't This is a smart move
Harley Cameron is def winning WON's most improved
I unironically want a Harley title run
>>16372861Its powered by hologram tech of course it does
>>16372874She gives off Timeless Toni vibes
Luv Renee
sex with sasha
I will continue to watch up until after my boy hechicero appears
Does Shibata use Hologram technology?
Ocarder has been lowered to Danny G's level kekwhen is he gonna get a dancing gimmick too?
>>16372934it was implanted into his brain after they took it out
Dorado is so good
sex with mascara doritos
Rush should just make every lucha guy that shows up part of LFI
Need suppertime wrestling every Saturday
>>16373042I'm going straight to sleep after this
Nice RKO lol
holy fuck mascara
They were holding hands for a long time
>>16373159Cute
Giving off Scorpion vibes
I forgotvTrios champions are a thing. Leave that shit to latinx Tony. He only made the belts for the ellite anyway lol.
Mascara Dorada has a cool mask
>>16370659I don't think belts are on the line so Okada can win without Garcia droping the belt. All though losing in his first match after winning the belt would be horrible booking.
So did Christian put Taz in the hospital?
sex with hook
YOUNG BUSSIN
hell yeah
Hechicero bros GET IN HERE
>>16373389What a good father
... OR WILL I
kissing with mortos
>The Best Mortos pulling double duty in one nightMan what a worker
>>16373421living legend
>>16373421Easy work
>>16373441Sex legend Beast Mortos
>>16373421he'll be pulling more than double duty in his hotel room later
>>16373042proppa bo innit
>>16373479>>16373492Don't lewd him
Why is Kamile so sleepy?
kamille died on her way back to her home planet
>>16372264Where can I watch this?
>>16373638I bet Okada did it for Mercedes
Cole is terrible
>>16373657What a gentleman
ok NOW it's Hechicero time
motorboating with hechicero
What happened to his fire entrance?
motorboating mortos with hechicero
[cyberpunk noises intensify]
>no Fuego on luchador night
hechi rocks
>>16373867he's only big in alabama
>>16373894Alabama, Mexico?
>>16373901Pondering putas
Was that a botch
>>16373917Legendary lucha mecca right there
>>16373970hechicero covered for it by going for a pin
Alex making easy money
>>16373901K I N O
>>16373820Ciduad de tètas
Hechicero is my ideal wrestler
>>16374021I like his corset
>>16374021I gotta watch CMLL more familia
That was a nice counter
That was a nice little match
Boys cooked
That was a fun 3 hours guys. See you on Wednesday!
CM Punk won
>>16373901this was so fuckin dimes
>>16374253he's jobing to roman in the fed lol.