Blue 'ri Edition (The Captain and Asuka busted up the snake whore Rhea in Japan and broke her nose. She deserves this for corrupting Iyo. Kairi is enjoying some R&R back home and will hopefully be back in America by the next Monday Night 'ri and will surely be looking extra CUTE and SEXO!)Previous: >>19090483Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
Kairi is cute!
Luv this anime looking mf
>>19123781>thread ends with 311 post and 151 images, both the bump and image limitsnice
Very sexo player
>>19123794This didn't escape my notice. What a photogenic player!
>>19123775Quickdraw cuteness. I wasn't fast enough last thread and some spawn-camping fktard got me :(
>>19123774Blue 'ri edition, you say?
>>19123794Perfectly balanced.
>>19123795This little shoot was beyond SEXO. Some of my favorite Kairi Kontent. Shame we didn't get to see more of it.
>>19123850Cute fan merch. If I was this talented, I would make so many presents for Kairi. I bet she keeps it all and has an entire room full of this stuff.
>>19123774Kairi is TRAD!
>>19124428Golden 'ri & Clussy Asuka is best combination
>>19123774Magical far-east princess
Oh sweet new Kairi thread
Would it break kayfabe for Kairi to be seen at Grand Destiny? She'll at least get a pic with the old man, won't she? Poor Natsumi has a busted shoulder and might not even be there :(
>>19124659tfw new Kairi thread
I just want Kairi to be on tv in a relevant story. Just because Rhea is gone doesn't mean you drop the story and dump them in tag title containment. Gaytch is truly a retard.
>>19124660I'd be surprised if she isn't at least backstage>>19124703Rhea won't be gone long, they'll just stick her in one of those face masks like last Wargames season
>>19123795>>19123975kitty 'ri is the most SEXOOOOO 'ri
Gotta love the 'ri-meister. Ya just GOTTA!
>>19125587Love 'ri love 'ritards simple as
>>19124703Wait when did they announce this? I mean I won't say no to a 'buki tag reign, but I also would have for them to win only to drop the titles to Rhea.
Kitsune 'ri
>>19126387Dimes
>>19124659>getting your ass kicked>kairi skips in slowly instead of helping
>>19126367last raw. Asuka declared victory over rhea because rhea got her face broke
>>19124527Kawaiiri
Kitsu' 'ri
>>19124703Really sick of Haitch and his love for that koala hugging tranny
'ri but also Kitsune
>I wonder how Cheese is doing right now
>>19126835>>19126826>>19126610>>19126387cute fox
>>19123788>>19123795>>19123841YOUNG HOJ IS GOAT
>>19126835'ritsune
>>19127484very anime
>>19125587>>19125737Mondo based
>>19126690Kairi-Chan arrives precisely when she means to.
>>19126830She still doesn't get booked with the degree of invincibility Asuka did back in the day. I feel like the real issue is that only about 3 wrestlers are in the running for any given main card title. It should be double that, and they should change hands more often too. It's all a bit too predictable nowadays.
>>19123774Love blue 'ri
Slide is on
>>19124803Love how the Kabukis claimed credit when it was Iyo's butt that did the damage
>>19128796Is she were half as good at abstaining from visiting the Buc-ee's food court as she is at betraying her family, this would have never happened.
>>19128841Kek slammed that traitorous rapscallion
>>19128066For me? Is pink 'ri
>>19128841Translation: blame the script writers
>>19129810All 'ri's are cute, but it seems pink, blue & gold are her favoured and best colours
>>19129810
>>19128796it's a big butt
Just saw dynamidget no half milly'd again... has the sliding been out of control?
>>19130591What a anime looking mf!!
>>19130635he's seething about that and he's seething about not getting attention
>>19131034'riea 'ripley
>>19127892Why isn't the title involved in Kairi and Asuka's story anyways? What is the current champion even doing? It's a literal "good job parade" run. There isn't any real story around the world title and that's sad. Asuka would benefit a lot with it right now and Kairi eventually
>>19130727Sexo
>>19131095I guess they wanted to slap it on Stephanie as quickly as possible, as if she needed another booster rocket. Seemed like a silly choice when she has 0 story involvement going. Hopefully the title comes into the picture for the joshi civil when things reignite. Even the IC would be nice.
>>19130359Golden 'ri Chads rise!
>>19131095>>19131234she has it because she is over af and it specifically gives her something to do, the title generates story from nothing (eventually, when triple fumble remembers he has a show to book...).a naomi feud was likely the plan, winning it at SS or the rumble, before big jim decided that didn't work for him uce.the title doesn't have to be involved for the joshi civil war because the relationships between kairi iyo and asuka are the focus of the feud; the title is irrelevant, it's not what the conflict is about and has shown that it doesn't need it to be the most compelling thing on the show.wrt the IC, it's a pissant title that isn't befitting of a feud involving 4 of the top stars in the division, and also becky would never give it up anyway. she outright said she wants to be becky 2 belts again, she will probably win the rumble and beat stephanie for the world title while still holding the IC.
Page 3 in less than 20 minutes? Fucking wheels man
>>19131362I get that they wanted Steph cemented in the main card fast. Just kinda sucked that it happened without a feud, even if it was the best match of that shit PLE. Can't be helped with a vacant title, I guess. Not sure who they plan on putting her up against now though, without heels like Naomi & Liv around. I suppose Asuka will do the job. Maybe Raquel?The title wouldn't have done much for the feud while it was a Rhiyo vs Kabuki story, but it would definitely spice things up in the event of the feud going 3-ways if Kairi stops taking Asuka's abuse.
>>19131282what?
>>19131444I reckon right about now is the most common time for sliding. I take it most Americans are heading to bed around this time.
>>19131645>>19131282Lolwut? Was Kairi's name shopped onto the pic? Although....we don't have many pics at all of Kairi before she began wrestling at around 24. Maybe it's a shoot!
>>19131268>>19131276BIG HAIR Golden 'ri chad 'riporting in!
>someone got merk'd>booker t thread still up
>>19132004She really sold that donut like it was the best thing ever. Wasn't it a stolen donut too?
>>19132051yup, pirated even
>>19132041janny is a closet Poister and sayer of the word
>>19132700>Surfing in shoes
>>19132933Why do you think she's going surfing? The board behind isn't a surfboard, it's a rescue board for the lifeguards.
>>19132941it says >surf 'ri
>>19132959
>>19133036>filename remains the sameeven more kek
>>19132941she looks like she's been having fun though...in miserable conditions - she must have been surfing!
>>19133054new canon. surfs up mf's
>>19132030Based big hair 'ri
>>19131362the title is needed becauseA) Rhea and IYO are WAAAAAAAAY above Kairi and Asuka in terms of credibility right now. No one gives a single cent for Kairi because she's borderline jobber. So you need something that works as motivation to at least throw some doubt if she could win. 10 times out of ten in a titleless feud, you know Kairi is gonna lose clean.B) Beating Asuka right now is completely meaningless. She's just as jobber tier as Kairi and that doesn't help her character at all. It's the same way they fumbled Nakamura. He presented himself as the all scary anime guy who everyone should fear, and then he went to lose every single feud he had. Asuka needs a way to lift her credibility quick and if Gaytch isn't gonna make her win matches, then the title is the only option. Otherwise nobody will give a shit when Kairi beats her.C) The most important feud of the company always involve the title because that's what the wrestlers are supposed to be going for. 8 times out of ten in PPVs the title is the match that closes the show. If you want a titleless feud to be important, you have to have two opponents that have real credibility and as mentioned in A and B, Kairi and Asuka have not.
Post more 'ri you fucking autist
Kairi is a coom worthy QT
>>19134194That's not cheesee
>>19125587>crowd absolutely no-selling
>>19134194One of Xia's schnauzers or just random doggo being allowed to sniff Kari's soft feet?
Who's watching Halloween Havoc?'ri is a spooky looking mf btw
>>19135400I'll have it on alongside the Mich/MichSt game. Cooked a big ass pot of white chicken chili so who knows if I'll even stay awake once I smash a few bowls.
>>19135460>white chicken chiliwhat in the Hulk Hogan side of hell is that?
>>19135474It's delicious is what it is
>>19135570judging by your Poi, it's a white thing.fine. just keep it away from spaghetti.
>>19135582It's a southwestern US thing. It is fucking tasty.
>>19135600Looks tasty
>>19135600First off, dubs checked.Second, ngl looks good.I bet it would go hard.
>>19135400Gotta work today so can't watch until later. Hoping for a Tatum win!
>>19135834Based Tater
>>19134970I heard he was a gym dog and all the girls fawned over him
>>19133243Very un/arrrr/ like post. Kairi might job a bit....but at least she is jobbing to the big stars like Rhea, Iyo & Stephanie. And she was getting good pops when she beat the judgement day girls clean.
>>19137959I love my Cap'n
>>19135860This was the moment I knew Taters would get over. There haven't been any spots near as sexo as this since.
>>19132941>surf rescue>>19133072might be san francisco, the bay gets cold
Aussie lad I'm watching AAA for /arrrr/ guy Dom
>>19139625Based. Long live Double Belt Dom!Did you watch Mayu vs Iyo yet? I don't have Marigold so waiting for an anon to post a link somewhere.
>>19139736Oops it hasn't been on yet has it?
>>19139736>>19139758Not yet is at 10:30 pm pacific time(is 9:00 pm on the 25th here) , I won't see it live unfortunately
Aussie lad someone posted this twitch link in the AAA thread /luchalibrestreamsMaybe you can watch /arrrr/ guy live i think he's next
>>19140008Thanks bud, but might have to wait until after work :(
>>19140476Based hard worker
>>19133091it's a good shop lol
>>19133546no
>>19134194this is canon>>19134614doesn't she have 2 dogs? cheese and burger?
>>19135460>>19135474>>19135570>>19135600I just had fake poke
>>19139736there's a tbd in one of the matches>it's 'ri
>>19139736Baked has it in Japanese
bumping for my 'ridawgz
>>19141630Also bumping
>>19141646>old nose
>>19141830Same nose. Kairi just lost a bit of nose weight with all her recent workouts.
>>19140859Would pop
>>19140852What's a fake poke anon?
>>19134614This was taken in the MidBreath gym all the Stardom joshi used to go to for workouts pre pandemic and that was one of their resident dogs. I think the other one was a bulldog of some sort.
>>19139223it's probably somewhere in australia because yellow + surf rescue in red is what all the lifeguards there have on their shirts & equipment.
>>19142065>nose weight>>19142082real poke is some hawaiian dish. fake poke, which is what everyone eats is basically just unwrapped sushi over sushi rice and/or leafy greens with some kind of sauce or dressing and like sometimes edamame beans but otherwise it's sushi ingredients. I don't think real poke uses so many japanese ingredients
>>19142191Nose weight is a thing! She slimmed it down with her Samantha nose twitch exercises.
>>19141646I only come here for Classic Hojos.
Most brutal mogging in history
>>19142231How about classic Sanes?
>>19142116Maybe it was from her Elimination Chamber visit. Sucks that it was raining when she went to the beach.
>>19142254it do be like that>>19142230>jacked nose
>>19142268looks bottom heavy
>>19142311The day after that event there was the remnant of a tropical cyclone that dropped a decent amount of rain until the evening so that is probably it.
IYO just prayed to the christian god before hitting a move. Kairi must be rubbing off on her
>>19142548Yea I remember wondering what would happen if the rain hit during chamber - it was in the open at the stadium.
>>19142191deconstructed sushi salad
>>19142549
>>19142549>>19143127Iyo amplifies her moves with holy damage now? What an upgraded player!
>>19138285Same. It boggles my mind how anyone could not.
>>19140008Pretty great match. I thought Dragon was out cold after that botched 'rana but he came back with a couple of crazy moves. Psycho Clowns were good too.
>>19142254Goofy ass player
>>19143615Yeah Dragon was dimed and pretty funny that got his forehead open by the people throwing coins kek
>>19143666Dimes*And Dom was the one with the open forehead kek sorry
>>19143761NP, your post was cursed from the start by the digits. Did they really nail Dom with coins lol? I thought he might have cut himself after dragon's hammer.
>>19143854Yeah it was a coin, but coins(and sometimes bills) being thrown means that the people really liked the match
Princess of the selfie
>>19144117literally raining dimes
>>19143020Making piracy aesthetic again!
>>19144377Princess of kawaii
Lads I'm at a cosplay event but no see any 'ris, tastless plebs
>>19145092Start slapping hoes
Bump
Bumping for my 'ridawgz
Were any other 'ritards sad that Pizza Mayu lost to the traitor?
>>19146445Mayu is a traitor too. She refused to go to WWE with Kairi.
>>19146449That's not being a traitor. She didn't betray Kairi to hang out with someone more popular.>>19146445I'm not sure what the win does for Iyo, desu. I feel like Mayu should have won, because Iyo is at most joining for 1 PPV per year.
>>19146476Iyo is the optional superboss of Marigold. She is like Simon. She should keep winning.
Been playing through the SNES Donkey Kong Country games and I can't help but think that DKC2 would be Kairi's favorite since it is heavily pirate themed.
>>19143127>>19143153big bible player. that was also the moonsault that put mayu away
I was kind of disappointed with the marigold stuff. I feel like only the mother daughter match and the IYO match was any good
>>19146839She had to hit the the holy moonsault because just the regular one wasn't gonna keep the Mayuster down
>>19145092very poor and classless event
>>19146653was Kairi a nintendo girl? she only ever mentions play station
>>19146847You got worked if you watched anything other than the Iyo match. I watched the whole show last year and regretted staying up for Iyo. I just tracked down the Iyo match when I got up this year.
>>19146861She's Japanese so she no doubt knows about Nintendo.
>>19146866the free matches were ok
I ain't cappin when I say I need to coom inside the Cap'n
>>19144679I don't know if that scarf was a good choice
>>19146653Got a SNES mini a few years back. Pirated hundreds of games onto that thing. PS, 64 & arcade games too. Asuka would hate me. Loaded it up with tasteful softcore porn & hentai from the 90's too. It's a lil' beast that machine.
>>19145092shame Kairi Fauxjo wasn't therehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DJPa7nHBcPj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
>>19147422based white girl kairi>>19147330Asuka is such a fucking retard about that because she says she refuses to play emulation but she plays switch versions of those games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfS0kf1EwHw
>>19147714YOUNG HOJ
>>19142268it's good too.
>>19147422Based and thanks for the sauce
>>19147868
>>19147884She's a cutie. And a big-time 'ritard by the look of it lawl.
See ya tomorrow for Monday Night 'ri
>>19147330I wasn't too sure if those minis would crap out quickly or if the hardware was up to the task so I didn't get it. Was there some sort of dedicated storefront for it or go to a third party site to download the games from other systems?
>>19147330the SNES mini plays PS and N64 games???
>>19148126We love Monday Night 'ri here!
>>19148126>>19148142>Getting pumped for Monday Night 'riKairi wasn't spotted at GD, was she? Hopefully that means she'll be on Raw.
>>19147715Yea it's a weird stance. But I guess she would cop a lot of shit from back in Japan if she encouraged the piracy of Japanese games.
>>19148132It can. N64 games were hit & miss for me but PS games ran perfectly. Arcade games like marvel vs capcom & samurai showdown 4 are super smooth too. Just had to get 2 cheap controllers with more buttons.>>19148128It only comes with around 20 games stock. Doesn't even include DKC2&3. They really do force people to go privateering. Can probably jam another 40 SNES games onto the device itself, or have it boot off a flash drive with as many platforms & games as you want. N64 seems to be the limit of the hardware though.
new 'riaction clip dropped
No mention of 'bukis on the Raw card. Rhea is advertised, but no Iyo which isn't surprising. I reckon the 3 of them enjoy travelling together and it was convenient for them to all take a little holiday at the same time. Hope I'm wrong and we get some 'ri time though.
>>19132004>>19132060kek
>>19148202No 'ri at Marigold and she said goodbye (by now) to cheese in her ig story so she's not in Japan at least
>>19148480Goofy mf
>>19149406How do you view Instagram stories? I can only see pics & clips she has posted. Nothing about saying goodbye to Cheese.
I NEED to nut inside the Captain
>>19150045Thanks for contributing anon!
>>19149518That was like a week ago maybeSee >>19134614
>>19150045It's brave of you to share that anon
>>19149632Muscle mommy 'ri
>>19151095Teeny Kairi pondering how wholesome and innocent she is
Is Kairi Sane Down With the CLOWN?? Anybody know??
Luv the 'ri player
>>19151410I don't think she has a problem with Lyra
>>19151410She down with the Asuka Clown!
I'm sofa king 'ri todd ed
Made some baby back 'ribs and homemade mashed 'taters in honor of the Captain being a babe and arrrr friend tater winning the NXT title!
I'm not ashamed to say I've gooned to the Captain 6 times today.I'm ashamed to say I've only gooned to the Captain 6 times today.
>>19151825Based gooner (seek help)
>>19151605Based i love 'ri and Tatum tooWho's ready for /arrrr/ favorito day?
>>19152038WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT 'ri!!!!
>>19152586No 'ri so far
Birb is now our enemy
>>19153518She always wasWe got just a short backstage segment today lads
>>19153743It was the Iyofag who laughed at your general dying twice btw
>>19153743Cutest segment tho
The Captain dropped the most insane of elbows on Chuck. Tag titles here we come!
Hell yeah /arrrr/ Cap'n beating the living shit out of Bliss
>>19154211Very good insane elbow
>>19154221The jew fears the samurai(kairi also doesn't like seeing Bliss wearing wedges when she has 6 toes)
>>19154243Bliss has 6 toes? I honestly don't think I've ever seen her feet
>>19154221the kawaii feud of the Century reignited
>>19154589'ri is the hotter player although prime bliss was incredible
>>19154509There's a lot of Lexitoes on the internet. The soles are ultra rare though.
>>19154589Kek goofy ass player
>>19154589A Kairi and Bliss tag team would go hard. They could dress up like cheerleading pirates
El-bump
I think we got /arrrr/selves a B-thread so B squat get ready
This is the most worthless general I've ever seen
>>19151605Based. Glad to see Taters finally get her dues.
>>19154211>>19154221>>19154231Love a Kabuki ambush. She damn near cut her in half. Not sure I want to see Kairi in a match with Charlotte again though.
>>19154589>>19154808If only Roxie could somehow get involved, we'd have a triple hot pocket scenario
>>19155493Your favorite wrestler doesn't have a general of their own, do they anon?
I'm sorry /arrrr/, but /pw/ is a bunch of dickheads so now everyone has to be punished with fully clothed and demure 'ri's.
>>19155641Sane impersonating Young Hoj'
>>19151095>>19155454Contemplative high IQ player
>>19155646More of a KAIRI than a Sane, but I think it's the most 'ricent 'rimono I've got.
Hojo 'rimono
>Kabuki beatdown linkhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DQV9sojjhiy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
>>19154840Not only was it a great elbow, but she hit it on Charlotte too. Kairi WILL have her 'rivenge on that hag.
>>19155639That finish doesn't work for me brother
>>19155659Kawaii looking mf
A thread rescue bump
Roses are red Kairi is blueThe Captain is SEXO And I'm finna coom
>>19157152Based A&B thread savior
>>19157285That is probably the best spot in any company all year.
>>19155659>Day is better now
>>19157207Beautiful poetry
>>19155664Young Ho' just Hoj'ing
Cordial bump from /iyo/
>>19158615Thanks Iyobro>>19157640
>>19158615
So the story is gonna be that Kabuki win the tag titles so Iyo and Rhea can take them later?I don't mind if they give Asuka the world title at the Rumble or earlier so she can drop it to Kairi at Mania
>>19159565I would be okay with this. But a Kabuki loss to Charlotte would be a disaster.
>>19159827I think they are gonna lose so Chuck and Alex can break the title defense record. They might win it afterwards tho
>>19160692Who are the record holders? Maybe they'll lose so they don't break it.
>>19146653She would probably enjoy DKC3 too since it revolves around upgrading watercrafts
>>19160817I don't know probably Bianca and Jade
>>19160817Probably the kweenz, but the 'bukis should still have the longest title reign I think
cute
>hits the dinosaur for a millisec
>>19161269>spoiler: this is what the series finale of planet ri'tard looks like
>>19161275I dance like that.
>>19161264Insane el-kino>>19161289Very cute
I LOVE MY CAPTAIN
>>19161289>>19161275>>19161269>>19161264>>19161246Based - thanks!
So demure right now
>>19161289>hits the dinosaur for a millisecThat wasn't Thriller?https://youtu.be/4V90AmXnguw?list=RD4V90AmXnguw&t=80
>>19161511Most loveable captain since Kirk
>>19161084>>19161095Well shit. I can't imagine Hunter will care too much about preserving the legacy of team Kween, who aren't likely to reunite.And the Kabukis just roughed up Chalexa too. According to the rules of wrestling, they are owed a beating the next time they meet. I don't like where this is going.
>>19156178Yea me neither. I'm a degenerate for 'ri. I'll admit that. I just got mad at the anti-Kairi thread.
And I'm sorry I said reddit was better. It's not. They ain't no 'ritards. It is nice that you don't have to deal with anti-Kairi lunatics over there though.
>>19148438I don't see how saying goldberg is a retarded self mark faggot seething over winning fake matches is provocative or controversial. Especially when he was seething about Asuka over it when Asuka is the more talented performer
Why doesn't Asuka simply spank Kairi with her fan instead of yelling at her? It would save her voicebox.
>>19163128Asuka should slap Kairi's little pancake butt with all her mighty sexual force . Not her cute lil face
Yet another successful threadGO 'ritards
>>19163249We couldn't do it without you
>>19163523And without you
Hojo is one cute lil mofo!
>>19163683Snack 'ri
>>19163526Cute
Hojo is HOT
Hojo is SEXO
>>19164267Gotta love 'ri
NEW THREAD >>19164292
Kairi!
