he doesn't even dress like a punk
it's punk to do the unexpected
>>19174497His idea of being a "punk" is being a cringe atheist who listens to The Ramones lmfao
>>19174512>RamonesI knew punk was a chud,listening to republican bands like that
he's like 50 bruh nobody that old is actually punk
>>19174497CM Averagelookingwhitedudewithgreyishhairandabeardandagimmickwherehejusttalksabouthowgreatheisandyouarenot
Um, punk is being a millionaire while pushing establishment viewpoints and taking money from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, sweaty
>>19174497he dresses like Mordecai now
>>19174497>On the inside, there was this guy. Called himself CM Punk. He was a real punk alright. Everyone on our block had a chance at him, and in here, you gotta fight or get fucked, and CM Punk got fucked.>While he was sucking my dick once, I asked him why he liked doing it. He mumbled something, but I told the little bitch to say it louder. "At least it's not a blood money covered dick..." Blood money? Yeah, Punk earned plenty of that when I tricked his ass out.Do you think AJ Lee uses a strap on sometimes to help CM Punk relive his prison experience?
>>19174497he's more cm pops now
C MFag
>>19174497why not
>>19174497He never was one he's just a nerd who spent his childhood reading comics and watching wrestling. The hXc scene in Chicago when he was a teen was basically just an excuse for skinheads and straight edge kids to fight each other. If Pip was involved in it he'd at least know how to brawl but his MMA """"""career"""""" proved the only shoot fight he's been in was getting his ass beat by Teddy Hart
>>19174497because he's not and never wasbeing a Punk is just ahis gimmick or washe's always been a hypocritical bullshitting capitalist that will sell out any value he fakes having for the mighty dollar.
>>19176346white urkle
>>19176346You can just tell this dude was gonna be a sex pest rapist creeper from his yearbook
>>19175259kek
>>19176346Everyone says you can't learn charisma, then tell me how this fucking faggot somehow gained it and why women have been wanting to fuck him for the past 20 years?
>>19174497sadola!
>>19176346Gen X cocksucker!
>>19176346I bet he got bullied a lot in school
Corportate Man
>>19180773good morning sir
sold out